Non-Fiction Thoughts!: Recent Episodes
The Luscious Luigi and BirdChild
Join The Luscious Luigi and BirdChild in their ruminations on life, the internet, and even pet trumpets. All thoughts are non-fiction in this eclectic romp through the minds of two longtime brethren.
Luigi and Birdchild gather one final time in the basement studio to record an episode spanning the range of music theory to Lucid dreams. Luigi and Birdchild also discuss the difficulty that comes with editing video. Thank you all for listening.
Returning from the distant past, Cave Man Carl joins the lads in discussing pedagogical methods and the true language the dinosaurs spoke. The trio also touches on Buddhism and the desire to experience being a monk before explaining the true value of "The Art of War" before closing with fun facts about U.S. currency.
Birdchild clarifies the difference between "Sky-Blue" and "Cerulean" in examining the wonders of color before both engage in a mini discussion about the fate of accents in an increasingly connected world. Luigi then drops his "Sauce Theory" on the culinary world for all to ponder.
Returning to the group for one final time before Grad school, The Audacious Otter ruminates on the declining birthrate in world countries, and the nebulous age of the 20s. Luigi gives a crash course on how radio frequencies operate, while Birdchild puts the astronomical amount of boomers in context culminating in the most tantalising topics "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" has seen to date.
The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild engage such tantalizing topics as: What it's like to be bilingual (from two non-bilingual individuals), the potential overlap between certain activities, and other non-activity related similarities among participants, and finally a character study of Gordon Ramsay to cap off a discussion about how you encounter gate keeping.
The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild flex their thinking muscles to bring a money-saving tip or two, explain why their school would likely not allow a parkour club, the benefits of lifelong learning, and of course, Luigi's follow-up to his day of Ramadan fasting. And of course, what Nfic Thoughts episode of rumination and realization is complete without reference to the Roman Empire and their cultural similarities.
What does Stephen King writes mickley mean? I don't know. I don't know how Luigi came up with the greatest hypothetical known to man, or how Birdchild or why Birdchild keeps talking about a mouse in his pocket. Objectively, in my opinion, you should play Telltale's Walking Dead.
After returning from Spring Break, Birdchild and Luigi share what happened during their time off. Luigi explains his inconvenient experience reentering the U.S. from Canada, after discussing why a runny nose may be the worst symptom of common illnesses. The lads then discuss the geosocial relations of other countries before touching briefly on an interesting article Luigi found regarding video game piracy.
With "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" alum Crazy Drummer in tow, the fellas share a multitude of laughs over topics like translating poetry, the weather, and even the origin of Birdchild's prodigious vocabulary! Crazy Drummer also shares details on her musically related second summer job all in a magnificent hour of conversation. Be sure to follow her on Instagram @alainareneemusic
Learn 1.5 months of Birdchild's crazy bike lore in 10 minutes! Then listen to Luigi's first-hand account with YouTube's copyright protection, before the fellas loop around to the off-beat intellectual talk of the day: Language and how "lol" doesn't mean "lol". Of course the world's greatest epithet has been noted in this episode as well.
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"Failed and Obscure Punctuation Marks"
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Listen in to Luigi and Birdchild as they discuss Spanish horror comedies, Valentine's day singing ambushes before getting philosophical on the nature of theoretical vs practical. The fellas finish with a discussion on the tiny spec that the human race takes up on Earth's impact and on the cosmic scale.
Luigi and Birdchild reminisce on the beauty of outside and the wild west of the internet before the ubiquitous use of social media. Hear also about the sound of a squirrel and the enjoyment that comes from finding the best public facilities.
Ever curious what causes that distinct old people smell? Want to hear a meta discussion about what makes characters appeal to us and an observation of what that means as humans? How about Luigi's dislike of the Rolling Stones? Still no? Then you'll love Birdchild's show recommendation!
Correction: The Novel Luigi was referring to was a compilation of Maria De Zaya's "Novelas Ejemplares y Amorosas" and "Desengaños Amorosos".
Opening with a light-hearted discussion of magic memes, glizzards and monkey business, the fellas dive into a rather cynical discussion of advertising in 2024 and the fear of being alone in the unforgiving cold. Luigi and Birdchild bring the whole spectrum of moods to this Non-Fiction discussion!
Luigi shares one of his new favorite movie: "A Bronx Tale". Then Luigi shares perhaps the most dream dream ever heard, until Birdchild counters with another heavyweight contender for the most dream dream of all time. Then both gentlemen perform the minion jump before finally fighting an alligator in the North Eastern U.S. swamp on the third floor. Thoughts no fiction here in Paris n.
Opening with strong off-beat intellectual notes, Birdchild shares his wise proverbs relating to his failure of a recent swim test while Luigi shares his similarly motivating story of his Spanish literature class. The fellas transition into a rant about Insomniac's Spiderman 2, before ending with a debate about seasons and allergies (with a surprise movie recommendation at the end).
The Legendary Clutch makes a triumphant return with Luigi and Birdchild, to share the belated Christmas haul and give a small glimpse into the world of bootheads! The lads also share their opinions on sandwiches and condiments before finally returning to the classic Non-fiction topic of alcohol! Don't miss a surprise cameo with Luigi's brother.
Birdchild and Luigi discuss the pain that comes with rewatching childhood movies and games as they continue to age. Hear also about the YA adult series that captivated Birdchild's attention for close to 24 hours straight!
Just as there exist the left and right in politics, the same exists in hide and seek. Luigi explains the theory and thinking behind winning hide and seek, as Birdchild explains his absolute steal from the local guitar center. The fellas also explore the importance of math and strong a concept it is.
Birdchild and Luigi discuss the challenges of both receiving and giving gifts as one ages, while also touching on the stupidity of the ludicrously expensive juicer from Juicero. The lads then discuss the success and stupidity of the gift card trap.
Luigi and Birdchild discuss the idea of time travel, the "Reading Renaissance"of the host, and the ultimate secret prank to mess with guests.
On this episode of "Non-Fiction Thought!", The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild recount the tragic tale of the latter's left glove, touch just a tad on the online prank videos before Luigi further tightens the hold the "Attack on Titan" finale by resolving to write an essay on the divisive end. All of these anecdotes culminate in a long discussion celebrating English teachers and writing.
Binge watching vs weekly watching, the inevitable change in Thanksgiving traditions, and Luigi's Chicken Dog in need of an exorcist create a wonderful array of topics to be enjoyed by those who understand Rick and Morty and those who laugh at YouTube poop humor.
Sometimes you just gotta argue semantics, so Birdchild and Luigi debate what classifies "Fun" and the possibility of Type III or even IV fun. The lads also discuss the ultimate bait-and-switch pumpkin pie prank, topped off with a discussion about suit colors and an Earth-shattering connection regarding a certain man with a yellow hat and fruit.
From the simple joys of fixing a bike and modifying a Gameboy come discussions of Luigi's crowning achievement in language acquisition and how he learned the true horror of literature. Wrapping up this thought-provoking episode: a discussion of how contemporary movies become old-time classics, and of course, the accidental labeling of "The Incredibles" as a Dreamworks film.
Birdchild opens with his addiction to the New York Times's latest word game while Luigi reflects on core memories of the TV game show, "Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader", and the question he pulled in order to trick his classmates. All this culminates in the end of Luigi's silent month of waiting to hear Birdchild's opinion on a particular 2010 film.
Listen in for a diverse mix of topics from lock picking and poker to Luigi's most recent hide-and-seek escapade with "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" alumni: Ranch Man and Cave Man Carl! Hear also about Luigi and Birdchild's rather eclectic karate instructor and chemistry teacher respectively.
Come and hang out with The Luscious Luigi, The Audacious Otter, and Birdchild as they recount their days watching hit cartoons like "Regular Show" and "Over the Garden Wall". Hear about the younger sibling struggle of always being player 2. Of course, the winner of the Non-Fiction best "Mario Kart" title dropped!
After many episodes and many months, the Banana Expert, Jorgan Van Strangle, makes an appearance! Join the eclectic trio in their conversation about browser FPS "Krunker" and map games as they transition into several stories about their legendary English teacher Mr. L.
In this special episode, Luigi and BirdChild engage in thought-provoking discussion about the idiosyncrasies of sentient socks, pet penguins, and even finding a partner that truly cares for you. This is one special episode of "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" that Objectively, in our opinion, will forever engrain the debate of toothy hair vs hairy teeth!
Why did Luigi spend 20 minutes filming an orange? Is Birdchild's pet peeve worse than Luigi's obsession with neat sheets? Are circuses even viable anymore? An episode with heartbreak, truth, and hearty laughs, The Lusciois Luigi and Birdchild concocted a Non-Fiction blend of topics on this episode of "Non-Fiction Thoughts!"
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In this diverse collection of topics, Birdchild reveals his goal once loaded and retired! He also discloses his uncontested winning hiding spot in hide and seek while at Luigi's humble abode. Luigi tries and misses Birdchild in a classic grade school joke after explaining the historical conditions that formed specific martial arts systems.
"Non-Fiction Thoughts!" is back in a varied first episode. Join the Luscious Luigi and Birdchild as they sit down for the first time in months to recount the events of their summer including memories of a world-class Tetris Player. But perhaps the greatest secret contained within these stimulating 50 minutes: Why Lobster was a poor man's food (Objectively, in our opinion).
On the final episode of Non-Fiction Thoughts!' premier season, Luigi and Birdchild discuss solo Beatles, Luigi's special suit, Birdchild's questioning of Boomer Lizard Logic, and even why the original Star Wars is objectively, in Luigi's opinion, a bad movie all very loosly connected under the veil that age brings about change.
The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild gear up for another 3 on 3--this time each choosing 3 albums they believe to be objectively, in their opinion, phenomenal. Ranging from metal core to jazz, the long time friends showcase a wide variety of niche and crowd pleasing albums!
On this special episode of "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" Luigi and Birdchild each take a hobby significant to them, and break them down for each other explaining a little bit about the scene, why they enjoy them, and even ways to get started! Listen in for two eclectic, very different hobbies with The Luscious Luigi and BirdChild!
Birdchild and Luigi gather to talk about the cheese burger placebo, nature's candy, childhood fears, and of course that old garage smell! Listen in for Birdchild's simple life hack to round out a Non-Fiction Pondering!
The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild finally have the Mythical Guitarist, Clutch Rango in wide variety of discussions from Luigi's pets, to the semantics of the phrase "Kettle of Fish", and what episode of "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" would be complete without analtyical mention of music! Hear also about Clutch's "Strawberry Incident", and Luigi's brief Flamenco Dancing Stint!
On this special episode of "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" the hosts share what is objectively, in their opinion, the dessert tier list of all time. The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild spill their thoughts on desserts such as Crème brûlée, grapes, and even the crowd favorite fruit bowl with slimy melon! Check out the tier list on instagram and twitter @nficthoughts_podcast and @nficthoughts!
Today, BirdChild and Luigi disclose the one sure fire way to distinguish between the commonly confused fox and frog. Aside from such vital information, tales from middle school gym and discussions about Roman gladitorial combat all segway once again into AI--perhaps one of the greatest metephorical leaps across time in space in the Non-Fiction Thoughts canon.
The Luscious Luigi and BirdChild discuss "beach vibes" and express opinions on uncommon film techniques and the creative integrity of shows like "Stranger Things" and "Breaking Bad", but most importantly, BirdChild's ideal human state of being!
Clarification: The bug Luigi referred to in "Goldeneye" on the N64 only occurs in multiplayer. During multiplayer matches, dual-weilding does not happen without a glitch. It does happen in single player.
The secret of why chicks are yellow revealed! Find out Luigi's greatest pet peeve capable of waking him at 4:00AM, and why pizza is the great equaliser.
Luigi has finally watched the Mario Movie, and he shares his critics opinion on the dream film of many a child across the world! Luigi also flexes his knowledge of the video game scene and the history of it in a discussion of Nintendo and its future IPs. A new twist reveals itself in the Non-Fiction Thoughts! canon as Birdchild shares his secret specialty in the kitchen--perhaps capable of rivaling Luigi's culinary expertise?
The Lord Lion King makes a triumphant return on this final bonus episode of the Guest Guantlet. Opening with discussion of shovel ware Wii titles, Luigi astounds both cast and audience with his lack of pop-culture knowledge (and the reason why said knowledge is lacking). Also learn why the extended cut of "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" breaks the four hour mark in length. Don't miss the Lord Lion King's departure episode!
The big hats
Join Luigi, BirdChild, and their esteemed colleague and dear friend Mr. Salamander as they pontificate over the question of our generation: if given the choice is it better to be a pickle or a carrot? In addition, they discuss memes of old and they interesting relation to Darwinism!? Finally, a brief mention on Salamander's Scuba anecdotes.
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The third guest, Crazy Drummer(CD; Compact Disk), brings a small peak into the world of flowers unknown to many a listener, and reveals one weird "trick" to finish any essay instantly! Birdchild shares his childhood delights such as "Hot Soda" and "Ketchup Sandwitch". Finally, Luigi reveals the Italian restuarant Tiramisu secret!
Cave Man Carl from @folklorefrontier on Instagram joins the Luscious Luigi and Birdchild for an hour of off beat intellectual conversation about alcohol, language, and even a crash course in Einstein's General Relativity. Within in this hour, laughs are shared, universal truths are revealed, and historical accounts recounted in perhaps the most thought provoking episode yet!
On the first episode of the April Guest Guantlet, Birdchild and Luigi bring on Nintendo enthusiast and chill contemplator: Ranch Man. How did he get his name? What is Luigi's favorite Japanese band? Do the seasons even matter? "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" brings all answers and more on the first month of guests!
Today on "Non-Fiction Thoughts!", both Luigi and BirdChild reveal stories of all, from trenches to abandoned asylums this is one flashback episode that expands the fabric of the NFT canon to all the way back to middle school.
On perhaps the most diverse range of conversations, BirdChild and Luigi express thoughts on the significance of percentages and the secret condition that must be met for another BirdChild to be born! A Tale of Times Now Past from Luigi and Mrs. Luigi's first outing, and even BirdChild standing up for the criminally attacked vanilla flavor round off this incredible (thought provoking?) journey.
What weird instrument was BirdChild absolutely cracked at? Luigi reconnected with his roots through comestible means. Even the definitive (non-ogre) salad essentials all bookended by a steaming hot food take that may shake the foundation of Luigi's culinary credibility! From alchohol, to music and food, "Non-Fiction Thoughts" covers all three of the oldest human pleasures.
The Luscious Luigi in Birdchild flex words of persuasion as they create their first special episode: the 3 on 3. The hosts picked three movies that "objectively, in their opinion" are superb. Ranging from cult classic thriller to neo-westerns, and even the greatest modern hero's journey, The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild have it all on this first film centric guantlet.
Luigi recieves a special (not surprise) present-- a visit from his college surogate dad "The Lord Lion King"! From tales of street brawls, discussion of music in every format, and even a touch of video game history "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" has it all this week--including two weird ways BirdChild watched Netflix!
This week on NFT The Luscious Luigi and BirdChild discuss the wonders of Civil War soldier's five star meal: skillygalee, why you should never piss off a crow, and two fruits that together that are "so friggin good" . Finally they answer the question: what does an alligator sound like?
Note: The Ugandan beverage "Tonto" is a fermented banana alchohol; the beverage Luigi refered to was Palm Wine from Ghana.
Alligator sounds provided by National Park Service.
Should the work be seperated from the artist? Luigi and BirdChild share contemporary Non-Fiction Thoughts on "Rick and Morty" and BirdChild's questionable obtaining of a unique antique collection. What is the origin of the title of "Non-Fiction Thoughts!"? Objectively, in our opinion, all thoughts were non-fiction.
Both gentlemen, despite not watching basketball, note the crippling issue with the NBA. Luigi shares his idiosyncratic speech patterns, and BirdChild reveals his long kept secret super power.
Do you want to know the story of Luigi's tragic first Escape Room? No? Elusive and exclusive backstory into BirdChildren? Still no? How about the special property of 3D knots in a 4D space? Of course you do!
Why does Luigi have a distaste for Koalas? Has BirdChild eaten poop? What is on the otherside of BirdChild's shower wall? All answers revealed in this sharing of Non-Fiction Thoughts!
From discussion of overcast weather, lemmings, and bear defence strategies; join The Luscious Luigi and BirdChild as they reflect on their mediorce week day weather.
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From the real Frankenstien, to AI art The Luscious Luigi and BirdChild record the first non-fiction thoughts of the year.
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