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Mikey Krenek
It's allllllll cool...in Cool Dad's Basement!!! (This is honestly just Mikey Krenek is Unemployed with a fresh coat of paint but baby its good to be babbling)
This is a VERY special episode of Cool Dad's Basement. I'm moving out, the holidays are moving in, and there's even a special surprise for the fans. God Bless Us, Everyone.
This is a new era of Cool Dad's Basement where we bring in UFO experts to help break down the veracity of UFO whistleblower David Grusch's claims and also they sing the credits music.
The moment has finally arrived. The coolest thing of all time will be revealed. Dads? Live Music? Find out.
The Beach vs Live Music.
Dads vs The Old Neon Sign That Says Slippery On The Tacony-Palmyra Bridge.
What are the two coolest things of all time?
The Final Four has been revealed in the Cool Dad 64. What made the cut? Just listen, alright?
It's a short but sweet (16) Cool Dad's Basement where we get to the next round of the CD64 and I bust out two really cool impressions.
Round 2 of the Cool Dad 64 revealed as we strive to identify the singularly coolest thing of all time.
64 of the Coolest Things Ever, pitted against each other, tournament style. First, we reveal the next 32 entrants and then at 5:08, the full bracket is revealed.
IS THE BLOOD WORKING? OR ARE THE BRAVE NURSES AND DOCTORS WHO GUIDED US THROUGH THE PANDEMIC! THAT'S WHAT I'M WONDERING!*
*AI Jerry Seinfeld
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH GETTING OLDER? WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THOSE THINGS? I'M WONDERING THAT MYSELF!*
This episode title and description was written by an AI Jerry Seinfeld
A suggest on how to move forward on trans issues and a major announcement regarding the first ever Cool Dad 64 Bracket. How are you passing that up?
I can PROVE that the TikTok Algorithm is a lie. Don't you want to hear me do that? That's a very tempting tease.
Hey did you hear that they're trying to make baseball fun to watch?!?! Why! Baseball is supposed to be miserable!!!
No kink-shaming? No! Kink-shaming! It's high time we put bedroom business BACK in the bedroom.
We use the trusted, reliable, unimpeachable Cool Dad's Basement bracket method, we determine the greatest movie OF ALL TIME! Prepare to be shocked and amazed.
The rumors are true, I finally got a job and now I need a fake podcasting name. Hear all about it + a Super Bowl Review.
We're picking a winner, we're giving prop bets, we're recording live from a boy's bedroom in a Supersized Saturday Edition of Cool Dad's Basement
We're talking about the Harry Potter Wizard Game, Everything Everywhere All At Once, and NBA trades!
Let's cope with the uncertainty around the CHINESE SPY BALLOON! by listing out the top five balloons of allllll time.
Cool Dad's Basement is BACK and "better than ever." We're taking no prisoners this time, starting with the heathens behind the most egregious holiday of them all.
When no one in the world can seem to remember Christmas, it's up to Mikey Krenek and Santa to travel back to Biblical times and save the day.
CAST (In Order of Appearance):
Narrator: Gregory Bumps
Mikey Krenek: Mikey Krenek
Gamestop Man/Innkeeper: Eric Prister
Bill Donnellan: Bill Donnellan
Santa: Chris Marciano
Joseph, Stepfather to God: Zach Jones
Mary, Mother of God: Lindsey Brown
Shepherd 1: Tom Witty
Shepherd 2: Ryan Sekac
The Angel: Joe Giglio
King Balthszar Melchior Gaspar The Kind Hearted: Tyrone Johnson
Music:
Poetry Bed: "Wind Chime" by Harold Frazee
Jingle Bells: Royalty Free Christmas Music Instrumental | Upbeat Rock Jingle Bells
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A look into to the future using maths, sciences, and ancient alchemies, all things I'm actually super good at.
That title has very little if anything to do with this episode about INFLUENCERS and BECOMING AN INFLUENCER and TIK TOK and SANTA SONGS VS JESUS SONGS (Sorry trying to improve my algo)
Let's talk trees and the official announcement of the greatest holiday podcast* of all time.
*made by me
Apparently it's "against the rules" to play full songs on a podcast, but Johnny Law never accounted for someone as clever as I. Here's the Top 5 Christmas Song Moments of All Time.
We kick the holiday season off right by talking Black Friday, the perils of recording early, and inflatable decorations.
This episode poses you a hypothetical question and consider it's many implications. and then tell email CoolDadEmail@gmail.com your reply. Or find @MikeyKrenek on any social media site.
The worst once-good television show ever has been canceled and the best never-bad podcast is going to talk about it.
The foremost Balloon Physician/Child Smile-Maker Dr. Balloonicus with some must-hear Halloween Safety Tips For Parents
Listen to one man's harrowing tale of his experience with the legendary cryptid Bigfoot. Fact? Fiction? Only you can answer that.
Ranking the big trades, a ghost of Coach Dad's past haunting him once again, and the only spooky twist ending of any NFL podcast this week! What more could you want?
That's right folks, we're doing a hard-hitting piece on the most unacceptable, downright toxic thing about Halloween and scary movies. What is it? You have to listen to the show, sorry.
The greatest Halloween Candy of all time and my most embarrassing story all at once, in what I consider to be the greatest episode of Cool Dad's Basement ever.
With a name like that, this is a MUST listen! (Thanks Townsquare Media for teaching me everything I know about content development)
Hut Hut Hi! Another topsy turvy week in the NFL means your classic Coach Dad brand of recaps and picks, plus two special guest picks and a bad case of buyer's remorse.
Back today with some Eastern-style analysis, which is the same style as the Western analysis, but just with different teams.
Trying to just kinda follow the NBA this year? Cool Dad's Basement has you covered. Get the key scoop on each NBA team in the West in Part 1 of our Casual Fan's Guide.
It's Week 6. How will Coach Dad back bounce from his first losing week ATS? With honesty, care, and desperation.
Coach Dad is back in biz with some brand new segments. Which teams are most likely to pick in the Top 4 of the NFL Draft? Which teams are most likely to meet in the title games? Find out in the First and Final Fours, PLUS the same high quality Coach Dad analysis you've come to love.
The greatest social media platform on the world wide web and why its weird to go to an anime convention at 60.
People are gonna see that badass title and know this is a spooktacular way to spend your October 1st. Happy 1st Birthday, Cool Dad's Basement!!!!
Trevor Noah is leaving the Daily Show. Is anyone upset? I don't know! We investigate this AND more on today's Cool Dad's Basement.
A little late, but you can be late when you're 31-16-1 against the spread. Coach Dad's got his usual recaps, picks, celebrity guests and now...an NFL rival. Who is it? Find out!
Coach Dad DEMANDED this time to make some adjustments to his picks, and who am I to argue with a legend?
Today was supposed to be a Rushmore, but I don't feel good. So here's me reading some standup material that I will never, ever perform in front of a live audience.
Yelp Dot Com has always been a place where people can get perspective on local establishments and where local psychopaths can leave insane reviews of individual fast food chain locations. Let's enjoy it.
Certified Sharp Coach Dad is 21-11 ATS this season...are you going to doubt that kind of expertise?
The first of a multipart series about how the Internet shaped society after the biggest tragedy in American history ripped it asunder. This is a very different episode of Cool Dad's Basement to say the least.
Ever think about how wild it is that there are people on this earth who didn't even know what the internet was in high school who are now expected to not b we terrified of the Metaverse? That's what I'm aiming to explore with this new CDB episode type...Computer World.
Two BIG OL news stories that I don't quite understand certain opinions are the menu today. Even if you think you know what I think, tune in. It may surprise you to discover how FURIOUS I am about a black King Triton.
Coach Dad is back and over .500 (twice!), meaning he's eminently qualified to provide you with the only half an hour you need to come to an expert understanding of Week 2.
Ask yourself that age old question...Could it be possible? on the first and likely only Cool Dad's Basement paranormal episode
It's a wild, wooly, and wacky Week 1. Coach Dad takes some time to set the ground rules, but don't worry, all the Week 1 matchups are picked both outright and against the spread. Coach Dad is a thorough man.
It's Coach Dad's NFL Season Preview! Every Thursday this season, Coach Dad's NFL Half An Hour will get you up to speed on the NFL at large. So of course he needed the extra quarter hour to do the whole season preview today!
Who would be on your Sopranos Mount Rushmore? I'll answer that for you because I'm the GD boss of this PC (podcast.)
Agree? Disagree? Want to suggest future Rushmores? Email me at CoolDadEmail@gmail.com
A frank discussion of my workforce, 3 exciting announcements about actual projects, and the final musical performance in Cool Dad's Basement history (so far.) And check it out, I even cared enough to timestamp!!!
1:52- Thanks, David
2:21-The Cool Dad 100
3:55- I Want Money, But Not Yours
8:18- A Major Announcement (I’m doing an NFL podcast)
11:00-The Cool Dad Family of Podcasts/Immediate Family Drama
12:25- The Most Exciting Announcement (Not even gonna spoil it)
15:00- The “Final” Musical Performance
Our conclusion to the Dulles Boy saga AND a very important first five minutes that you could win $50 by listening to. $50!!!!
The Saturday List is ending. Celebrate it's tremendous run with a Top 5 Top 5s of alllll time. (It's a clip show, people. You love clip shows.)
Find out what kind of podcast does not, cannot, and will not ever exist in today's thrilling edition of Paul Lynde's Basement.
Back on our series s-word and up against the upload limit for this billing cycle, Cool Dad's Basement dives back into the deep end of the Dullesworld county pool. Does anything happen in a vacuum? Find out on Cool Dad's Basement.
It's a VERY abbreviated Saturday List because I screwed up and am almost out of my allotted time for the month. So here's a quick li'l Saturday List celebrating our friends the lizards.
Both former President Donald Trump and I have been the subject of UNJUST search and seizures this week. Find out why!
Our series on the CIA/MK Ultra continues with a look at that crazy time Harry S. Truman actually no joke, no lie, for real created a deep state that still operates today. Ooops!
Here's a spoiler free review of the movie Nope that is actually just 20 minutes of me talking about how much I love Jordan Peele and defending the movie "Us."
It's a serious one! And it's about that one time our CIA got a little silly and decided to experiment on the general public with LSD! Find out what all those conspiracy nuts are yelling about in an MK Ultra episode of MK Ultra Cool's podcast.
Join me for today's Saturday list as react to the most important and impactful news of 2022: The Loch Ness Monster (could have theoretically) existed.
We're talking RPGs, we're talking The Matrix and our roles within it, and spoilers there's a one man, three character Golden Girls scene at the end.
It's a serious one! Find out what I learned from my dumb, wonderful dog Savannah in her 10 years of life.
Yeehaw folks! I turned my podcast over to a true cowpoke for today's Saturday List as it is indeed National Day of the Cowboy. Join The Sunsettin' Rider (who is not me doing a voice) on the trail to discover the history of masculine America.
Learn why I can’t actually be socially responsible and hear about the single most intriguing sponsored post I’ve ever had suggested to me by the algorithm.
This is your final BNB post for the time being, so let me first say thank you to anyone's who's listened. I've put all 5 of the chapters together for a single listening experience, so feel free to listen and share as you see fit. As always. feedback is welcome (MikeyKrenek@gmail.com).
This is the last chapter of the book I plan on sharing this way and it's the one I'm perhaps proudest of. Enjoy "The Springsteen Chapter" of Behold Now, Behemoth. And don't forget to check out Ch 1-4 on the feed.
EDIT: Audio was a little wonky, hopefully this second version is slightly better.
Hey hot tongue face daddies, it's time for another S-S-S-Saturday list as we explore the modern mysteries of emojis, the planets, and Imposter Syndrome on Cool Dad's Basement.
Please join me as I confess my errors, confront my foes, and comfort my new listener base.
The Freeman brothers journey officially begins in Decatur, Illinois in the latest from my first novella "Behold Now, Behemoth"
A little clarity as to whether the Saturday Lists are to be taken as opinions (no, they're hard facts ) and then the Top 5 Video Game Characters Of Alllllllllllllllllllll TIME
Its one of those times where I remember I used to be a sports talk radio man! Join me for a refresher course in what's going on in a sport that I haven't been paying attention to.
HOST NOTE: I got so excited to make my World Series pick that I forgot to say my NL MVP and Cy Young, but its Paul Goldschmidt and Sandy Alcantara.
Pretty self explanatory title here, folks. This is Chapters 1, 2, and 3 of Behold Now, Behemoth. If you didn't get the chance to listen to them, now's the time.
The third chapter of my book "Behold Now, Behemoth" gives you a little insight into our narrator's past before he and his brother set out on their road trip. Let me know what you think: @MikeyKrenek on Twitter, Insta, TikTok, and Facebook or email at MikeyKrenek@gmail.com
Here it is folks, the Cool Dad's Basement 4th of July Spectacular!!!! Multiple Top 5s all about the GREATEST NATION ON EARTH, with the sort of reverence and respect you've come to expect from CDB.
Join me for a Friday discussion about my two American Heroes: David Levinson and Kevin Durant.
I thought perhaps a good way to spend Sincerely Sunday would be to record the first two chapters of my book "Behold Now, Behemoth" and put them out as an episode. Its the rare episode I'm going to request feedback on. If you like it, let me know, and I'll throw a few chapters in on Sundays. If you don't, let me know and I'll stop. Lot of pressure, I know.
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AHOY! LIST HO!!!!! The Saturday List Returns with a celebration of seamen on today, the International Day of the Seafarer.
The first ever episode of Cool Dad's Basement EVER taped outside of the studio is short and mostly about communal bathing, because why wouldn't it be.
Its a LOADED (figuratively and literally) Saturday List as we count down the Top 5 Rich Guys of All Time. Maybe some of their wealth tips will rub off on you! Probably not but hey, we're all desperate!
Where was I last weekend? The city of dreams making some dreams come true. Find out what the future holds for Cool Dad Media AND why Philly is so much cooler than New York.
Ahh yes, a light and airy topic for this light and airy Sincerely Sunday. How do you understand an issue that inspires intense emotional reactions in everyone? Listen to a podcast about it of course! Join me on my journey to understand the debate beyond just making sarcastic jokes about it.
It's both the Queen's and my Platinum Jubilee, so what better way to celebrate than with a respectful and dignified S-S-S-Saturday List.
The 69th episode of MKPU (Mikey Krenek Podcast Universe) features some NBA Finals talk and racist log flumes. What more could you want?
Bill and Mikey return to the FIELD OF BATTLE to decide the fate of a film that just about everyone says is good. But will the high stakes of Movie Kombat spell extinction for Jurassic Park? Or will life (dumb guy voice) uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh find a way. FIND OUT.
It's a mini-Cool Dad today as I've got festivities to attend to, but I certainly couldn't let a Sincerely Sunday go by without talkin' NBA Playoffs and Billy Crystal now could I!
I have a great pun for the list title but also social media friends who were born before 1980, so they might call it "disrespectful", but trust me, it's the top 5 memes of all time and it's really something special.
No no, not the doctors and the nurses! That is sooooo Two Thousand Twenty Late and these people? Two Thousand and Great. Find out who!
Another s-s-s-s-SATURDAY LIIIIIIST! And its the Top 5 Aliens of all time! There's no Predator on the list, but there is a predator! Find out!
That's the karate noise because this is the finally the show where I talk about the funniest thing in the whole wide world: karate.
Welcome to the most exciting new movie review podcast in the world with possibly the last new metric to determine a movie's quality: FIGHTS TO THE DEATH. The good elements (Mordo) go to war with the bad elements (Scenes w/o Mordo) and ultimately, the fate of Dr. Strange and the Multiverse of Madness comes down to.....
MOVIE KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Opening lines, porno addiction, and why ADHD TikToks are the WORST, all presented by a profoundly sweaty man.
A new EVERY SATURDAY FEATURE is born and it has its own theme song!!! What could it be?? Here's a hint...it's one of the TOP FIVE features of any podcast ever. Check it out.
A concerted effort is made to stay on the rails, a new podcast genre is invented, and the five people I want to meet in heaven (Spoilers: 4 dinosaurs and Elvis.)
All things considered, not my favorite holiday. But making this helped make it a little better for me, so I hope listening to it makes it a little better for you too.
The return of the list episode, complete with a controversial top choice and the all-time record for fastest genuine gaffe in podcast history.
Come and learn of my greatest personal shame, wish a happy birthday to Grammie, and hear about a bizarre moment from my ice cream boy days.
We’re hitting the basketball button in Cool Dad’s Basement and giving you quick and questionable analysis on every second round series.
Best thing about this title is that some Philadelphia 76ers/NFL Draft chat comes before it has any relevance to the episode. That's called building the mystery.
Would have been bad!!! Hear all about it plus some thoughts on karaoke and the perfect joke Final Jeopardy answer.
Orrin Hatch is dead and that got me thinking about his entire political generation. I bet you can guess what I think about them!!!
LOL classic title. Join me for some talk about Disney movies and some legitimate discussion of the the most underappreciated team in the NBA Playoffs, the Philadelphia 76ers
Yup! Decided I didn't like the idea of doing a serious podcast, so here's something that isn't CALLED Mikey Krenek is Unemployed...but I mean functionally, it's the same thing.
Find out what Bill Donnellan and I think about literally anything other than the horrific "Morbius" starring the even more horrific "Jared Leto" as we try to avoid talking about it. We eventually do and it ain't kind! Special Concern to: The actual Jared Leto fans that uploaded the YouTube clips you'll hear in this episode. They should not have had titles like "Flirty Jared Leto <3" and "Jared Being Everything." Seek help. Or this podcast!!!! Bill's a classic flirt, you'll love him!
Welcome in to my new classroom. I'm your teacher, Mikey "Mister" Krenek and today you're going to learn about why you should listen to my brand new podcast.
The official trailer for what's next has arrived and it's a beautiful message for 2022 graduates too!!!
Ladies and germs, the moment has arrived. Say goodbye to MKIU in the only way you can: stupidly.
I still didn't know what the "Salute to Love" was when I started recording, so discover it in real time.
You knew I was going to trot this guy out one more time!! Finale weekend kicks off with the only Super Bowl bettor's guide you need with your favorite former duo.
Before next weekend's over-the-top, blowout bonanza final weekend of MKIU, here's why this show happened and why this show mattered. To me. And really, what else matters?
In this episode I encourage my listeners to commit crimes and talk trash on Groundhog's Day. Can you BELIEVE a radio company told me I'm not "ready" for FM radio?!?
A purifying episode of TMW featuring the OTHER reunion 11 years in the making as Tyrone Johnson from 97.5 the Fanatic/NBC Sports Philly/Just a Bit Outside circa 2010-11 joins Mikey Krenek to talk about the classic film Purple Rain starring Prince.
Our War Weekend concludes with me getting actually angry, which c'mon, we all knew was gonna happen eventually.
There are no good dreams, only bad ones. And together, we will rage against the dying of the light and eradicate dreams. Why? How? Only one way to find out, Sally.
This weekend on MKIU, we're declaring war on things I don't like, like an AMERICAN should!!! Today's victim? Snow.
*Bill Donnellan. Darn autocorrect. Corrupt files could only slow us down, but never stop us short. Join us as we discuss a movie we do NOT think very highly of, Marvel's The Eternals.
An MKIU recorded at its normal time means...more of the same really. This one features an appeal to a new audience AND the next 3 weeks of The Movies Wow revealed!
Learn why I record all my shows while the Adderall is still working by hearing what it sounds like when I don't.
We go around the league and give you CAN'T MISS playoff picks. They're legally binding. If you lose, you can sue Joe.
Join me on my newest podcast adventure, The Movies! Wow!. Join me and the very funny Bill Donnellan as we head to the Swingin' 90s to review Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. It's SO shagadelic, guys.
Come for me getting aggressively angry at the man who invented Beanie Babies, stay for the major announcement about a new weekly episode of Mikey Krenek is Unemployed. I gotta tell you....it's VERY shagadelic.
But by the content of his podcast. Which includes a good deal of discussion about my mouth's wetness, engaging with my international audience, and Sidney Poitier making me look like a REAL idiot by dying.
It's exactly what the title says, we count down the Top 10 celebs we've lost over the past few years as an attempt to excise all the bad VIBES the past two years gave off.
Join Mikey Krenek and some of his famous friends for a Yuletide evening filled with foolish folly. OR Join a sad man and some of his 6/10 impressions for 27 minutes of existential crisis. Clicks are clicks at the end of the day.
A truly beautiful story of redemption and Christmas joy is told, one that truly reflects the kind of man I am (its about stealing cookies). Plus, The Sing-a-Long returns and deranged loners have their moment in the sun.
Do you remember Bob Dole? Well, I do. And I will (he died) moving forward. Join me, Tom Waits, and Jeans Kid as we remember Bob as only the Mikey Krenek is Unemployed Family can.
It's an International Men's Day Extravaganza as we count down the 10 greatest fellas ever to exist.
The first in a three part series about my plan to fix the Internet, Andy Rooney slander, and a challenge laid down to our nation's greatest threat: Pitbull.
Join me as I do a live reaction to the latest huge hit on Netflix. Spoilers: Somebody ends up canceled!!!