The Long Drop S3 EP 11

In what is basically part 2 to Mind the Gap, our Second Shift Spell Components are guarding the SLTs as they are still being prepped for the upcoming, No SPELL COMPONENTS INVITED, Premier Approval Party for the investors. What could go wrong?

#gold #ruby #trains #alarms #carjack #trainrobbery #someanswers #goblins #whygrapplinghooksarebad #conductive #conductor #conducting #ghostmoney

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Adventurers Anonymous

Six dangerously codependent dipsh*ts gather round the microphone, sip cocktails and seek a glorious death in a Dungeons & Dragons themed comedy podcast.

With a cast that includes a failed Crocoborn sorcerer, turned children’s party entertainer, a dirty old human priest, on the brink of the afterlife, a Half Orc fighter with the IQ of a pine cone, a sassy blue Tiefling, surrounded by bees and a retired Gnome archer with PTSD. So, if you like your plot lines thin and crispy, and your language to be saltier than a sailor's beard, welcome aboard!

Disappointing the TTRPG & D&D Community since 2020. Not suitable for little ears. This show is mostly improvised and entirely inappropriate. Listener discretion is advised.

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Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty

Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

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mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

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Elbert’s OOPS ALL COMBAT! Episode S3 EP 10Once the crew has cut the line to get to the Goblin Castle, the NPCs confront Elbert. Elbert, a cousin of Hogan's, has become Captain of the Guards and, with a small group of highly competent troops, is the only thing standing between Hogan and his Uncle Chet.#canon #bigboom #littleboom #boom #gate #spectral #levitation #transport #stable #80sactiontvshow #handinpocket #8d10 #doggydoor #youhaveachartWhen you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Wanderful: A Somewhat DnD Podcast Wanderful is a comedy-storytelling podcast hosted by four life-long best friends. If you're a fan of gripping drama, heart wrenching character deaths, and more than your fair share of butt jokes, then Wanderful: A Somewhat DnD Podcast is the show for you. Oh, and they play Dungeons And Dragons... Usually.linktr.ee/WanderfulPodWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and moreJeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageIan Winningham as Maw Gil-a-CuttyKay Winningham as Onyxia the 18thYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠Follow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Gooner's Never Say Die S3 EP 09

After a long rest, The Second Shift NPCs are put on guard duty in the new Spectral Levitation Transport facilities just days before the SLT’s Theme park, Um…. I mean National debut. Let’s hope they don’t screw this up, It's only guard duty.

#footsteps #freegold #derelicte #codes #mindthegap #remix #deadmonks #monk #ghostrider #nocoffee #fantasyendgamecapitolism #stoolinthepool #podcast #mjsypod #gooner #goonies #neversaydie

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We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty

Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

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Hogan Sweet Hogan S3 EP 08

After the NPC’s encounter with the spirit of Spay and Neuter gods, they scam their way to the front gate of Hogan’s childhood home. A place where he was known as Jest, cannibalized his family, and eventually fled. I feel like I'm leaving out some important character development details, and making Hogan look a bit sus. Well, that’s actually on you, but only if you haven’t listened to the episode troll and started form the beginning and haven’t skipped anything. Anyway…….

#revenge #tryingtobringasideplottoaclose #familymatters #family #goblins #usurper #goblinkingdome #justbecausethedmmentionsitdoesntmakeitimportant #redherring #boom #spayandneuter #priceisright #allpiglatinepisode #linercon #waitinginline #3hoursfromthispoint #dontforgettovisitthegiftshop #facade

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Roll for Stupid

Get ready to embark on an epic journey with Stunzy, the mysterious High-Elf Circle of Spores Druid, Felix, the cheeky Halfling Warlock of Zybilna, Edralin, the lightning-fast Aarakocra Monk, Jester, the quick witted Half-Elf Bard and Schwangberry, the mustachioed beekeeper Ranger, as they set off on an outrageous quest to recover their lost items in the wildly whimsical world of the Wild Beyond the Witchlight. Brace yourselves for a hilariously enchanting adventure filled with unpredictable twists, peculiar creatures, and a whole lot of bee-related absurdity at every turn!

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Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty

Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

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Gouda Job S3 EP 07

Vord is still searching for the cheese cart, charcuterie board, or whatever you want to call it when the heist goes down. They now get to confront first shift and show them how the job is done. This is whey off course, but have curds, this episode will be a bries.

#deadpool #fourthwall #kermit #dwarf #kermitthedwarf #cheese #4thwall #shinny #StatlerandWaldorf #battleofinsults #theblooderknife #jerry #stabbins #charcuterie #skunk #spray #debrief #TPK #outmanuver #kobold

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We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty

Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠

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Save Point Oversight Old Gateway Error S3 EP 6Looks like the Original Crew is now in charge of the N.E.R.F. Knot Yore Boat and Hogan is the captain! Now it's time to do some pirate shit! Butt first….Umm , but first Hogan wants to return home for some revenge……they just need to get there first.#pirates #NERF #ornothing #spiritual #levitation #transport #revenge #missedreferences #scurvy #bobbarker #navigator #galaxyboombalaxy #decayingorbit #makeitgoboom #kobold #chetWhen you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Dungeon Calling A real-play D&D podcast of high fantasy and low humor. It’s the 1980s, and four almost friends navigate middle school in a small, strange, low-budget town. Can they survive social minefields and the occasional eldritch horror without being expelled, or possibly sued by the Duffer Brothers? Will there be music? Listen to find out.https://linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcastWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and moreJeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageIan Winningham as Maw Gil-a-CuttyKay Winningham as Onyxia the 18thYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠Follow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Cheese Cart S3 EP 5

Our Second Shift is on a mission to stop the theft of a broken green dagger, but unbeknownst to them, but beknownst to you, the listener, the other group has already acquired the dagger…. Or have they? Are they in the same pant leg of time? Have they landed in the same plane via the trousers of time? Are we meta gaming? Who cares? Lets hang out with Second Shift and see how they deal with their mission.

#cursedweapon #kobolds #metagamming #cheesepuns #coffee #missionobjective #talentlead #spellcomponents #moxie #jerrystabbins #mingvase #starchart #sleepy

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We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty

Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠

If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:

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Knot Yore Boat S 3 EP 04It’s time for the NPCs to get to work, which means reporting for duty on the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE’S Royal Fleet, or NERF, Knot Yore Boat. The NPCs are taking over catering aboard the Knot Yore Boat, as the galley has been replaced with a new experimental, at least to this timeline, SLT. Wait, don’t they not work well over water?#nerf #ornothing #knot #yore #boat #fleet #navy #empirestrikesback #firstmate #inthenavy #howdohorsessleep #bigboom #booms #galaxybombalaxy #whatisandnpcsnpcWhen you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Wanderful: A Somewhat DnD Podcast Wanderful is a comedy-storytelling podcast hosted by four life-long best friends. If you're a fan of gripping drama, heart wrenching character deaths, and more than your fair share of butt jokes, then Wanderful: A Somewhat DnD Podcast is the show for you. Oh, and they play Dungeons And Dragons... Usually.http://linktr.ee/WanderfulPodWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and moreJeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageIan Winningham as Maw Gil-a-CuttyKay Winningham as Onyxia the 18thYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠Follow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Deep Blue Grin S 3 EP 03

Maw was called out at the end of episode 1 by a disturbing voice from the lake. Did that stop the fight in progress? Hell no it didn’t! Not only did out NPCs keep fighting and got a TPK and will be entered in for a chance to win 500 gold prices! Odds are not in their favor.

After the fight they confront a Great White Shark named Deep Blue Grin. For more information listen to the episode. I’m only here to tease the episode's story line, not read give away the best parts of the show like some marvel movie or something. Put some effort into it, and just listen to the shoe!

#sharks #hunted #TPKsoreal #fightshow #loot #ass #donkey #gelatinouscube #secrettunnles #ferret #carpetshark #lovefish #Naga #hide

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Adventurers Anonymous

Six dangerously codependent dipsh*ts gather round the microphone, sip cocktails and seek a glorious death in a Dungeons & Dragons themed comedy podcast.

Disappointing the TTRPG & D&D Community since 2020. Not suitable for little ears. This show is mostly improvised and entirely inappropriate. Listener discretion is advised.

A brand new episode every Friday.

www.adventurers-anonymous.com

Get bonus content on Patreon

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We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty

Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on SoundCloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠

If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:

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Jerry Stabbins Ruins the Mood S 3 EP 02Pirate Hats, and Swords are all the rage! And Cookie wants to look the part before heading out to Muggy Salt Chunks because a landlocked outlet center is going to have the best over-priced pirate gear around! LET'S GO SHOPPING, again!#newhat #pirate #blood #knife #seashanty #shoppingoutlet #discount #naga #dementia #jerry #tailor #spinichpuffs #eng #anotherengreference When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Roll for StupidGet ready to embark on an epic journey with Stunzy, the mysterious High-Elf Circle of Spores Druid, Felix, the cheeky Halfling Warlock of Zybilna, Edralin, the lightning-fast Aarakocra Monk, Jester, the quick witted Half-Elf Bard and Schwangberry, the mustachioed beekeeper Ranger, as they set off on an outrageous quest to recover their lost items in the wildly whimsical world of the Wild Beyond the Witchlight. Brace yourselves for a hilariously enchanting adventure filled with unpredictable twists, peculiar creatures, and a whole lot of bee-related absurdity at every turn!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.shows.acast.com/roll-for-stupidWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and moreJeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageIan Winningham as Maw Gil-a-CuttyKay Winningham as Onyxia the 18thYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠Follow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:⁠https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife⁠Artwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Second Shift S 3 EP 01Let us join the second shift this episode, as they begin their second day working for the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™. I never get tired of saying that™. Here we are introduced to a swamp monster with no ass, a Naga with nowhere to hide, and a Harige Lente, a carpet shark with eyes on your shinnies. They are given their second assignment to stop a group of Adventures frolicking in Raiders Folly. Our team of 3 sets forth with dreams of coffee and hopes of impressing their supervisors….or maybe not…#carpetshark #ambush #beachside #deepbluegrin #naga #creatureoftheblacklagoon #goolagoon #shinny #aintthatbrowncoat #ferret #raidersWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and moreJeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageIan Winningham as Maw Gil-a-CuttyKay Winningham as Onyxia the 18thYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on SoundCloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠Follow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:⁠https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife⁠Artwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Roll To Yeet! EP34 S2

It is time, The Taurus leaders are meeting in Arraiolos and the NPCs have a plan, via Kubota, to restart the module! It involves a portable hole and bag of holding…but this much you should know. Have you been paying attention? Good. This episode the NPCs also come across an alternative version of Kreath, some guy named Gaspode. Then there's a Harige Lente, or Ferret Folk, named Vord.

There is a chunk of outtakes at the end, so don't miss those. Kreath thinks Huevas is Spanish for beans… Wholly Frijoles

Bumbagl #gryphons #nat1 #wizard #hatofdisguise #ferret #HarigeLente #bigboom #nuclearoption #thiscouldhavebeenmultipleepisodes #donut #yeet #rollforyeet

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An actual play 5th edition of Dungeons and dragons youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

anchor.fm/you-wanna-do-what

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Wanderful is a comedy-storytelling podcast hosted by four life-long best friends. If you're a fan of gripping drama, heart wrenching character deaths, and more than your fair share of butt jokes, then Wanderful: A Somewhat DnD Podcast is the show for you. Oh, and they play Dungeons And Dragons... Usually.

linktr.ee/WanderfulPod

Adventurers Anonymous

Six dangerously codependent dipsh*ts gather round the microphone, sip cocktails and seek a glorious death in a Dungeons & Dragons themed comedy podcast.

Disappointing the TTRPG & D&D Community since 2020. Not suitable for little ears. This show is mostly improvised and entirely inappropriate. Listener discretion is advised.

A brand new episode every Friday.

www.adventurers-anonymous.com

Get bonus content on Patreon

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Level Down!

https://linktr.ee/leveldown

Big thanks to Dungeon Calling for bringing some awesome podcasts together! We Appreciate You!

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Special Guests as the voice for Kreath the Chihuahua:

Jessa Sharpe

Eric Sharp

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠

If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:

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WizZards Wardrobe EP33 S2

The NPC’s are off to equip themselves in preparations for the attack on Nigel and the Arraiolos delegates. Gryphons are involved, something about wizards, and a bomb. A big bomb. A bomb called the Big Orb Of Boom. Also a stolen idea, more of a tip of the hat to Roll For Stupid. There is a BumBag.. Bum Bag? We will go with BumBag. A BumBag of holding used by some of the Antagonists….. Is this another side story they don’t have time for because they are on a quest to restart the Module? Listen and find out. Oh, and I’ve been told there are outtakes on some of the episodes, so listen to the very end and find out what goodies we had to cut off the show but felt were still worthy of some attention. Don’t skip, it makes them feel lonely.

Bumbagl #rollforstupid #bigthanks #aussie #wizardrobe #flight #otherkreath #leroy #hatofdisguise #plottokillnigel #squeek #toy #Stealth

When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:

Wisdom of One

Roll for Stupid

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We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

necromanticempire@gmail.com

If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife

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Hat Makes the Horse EP32 S2

Faced with 7 (0-7) choices, our NPCs make a decision (I know, right?) and move forward to confront the Theocracy of the Arraiolos Kingdom. It is time to set up their game plan, leave childish things behind(Yeah, right) and confront their destiny. A destiny that they themselves are responsible for.

portugal #endoftheworld #chooseyourpath #knowwhentogiveup #choiceismade #hatofdisguise

When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:

Dungeon Calling

A real-play D&D podcast of high fantasy and low humor. It’s the 1980s, and four almost friends navigate middle school in a small, strange, low-budget town. Can they survive social minefields and the occasional eldritch horror without being expelled, or possibly sued by the Duffer Brothers? Will there be music? Listen to find out.

linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcast

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

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The Towers EP31 S2

Through a long process of dark dungeon crawling the NPCs finally make it out of Door 8. Once they make it out, a new dread looms over them. Its towers, you did read the title, right? But wait, there’s more! Find out by listening to show, and the extra content after the credits

Shogoth #intotheblackness #ichor #towers #escapethedungeon #outbutnotsafe #tacos #servetheservants

When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:

Level Down!

https://linktr.ee/leveldown

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

necromanticempire@gmail.com

If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife

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Is That A Tentacle In Your Pocket? EP30 S2

So the NPCs died in an encounter with Cats from Saturn. Did they learn anything? Probably not, and this episode shows that. They make their way to the feast hall, but before that Kreath has an intimate encounter with the statue in the Throne room.

iputitinmymouth #catsfromsaturn #ichor #obelisk #thatkindofhorror #finaldoor #blind

When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Adventurers AnonymousSix dangerously codependent dipsh*ts gather round the microphone, sip cocktails and seek a glorious death in a Dungeons & Dragons themed comedy podcast.With a cast that includes a failed Crocoborn sorcerer, turned children’s party entertainer, a dirty old human priest, on the brink of the afterlife, a Half Orc fighter with the IQ of a pine cone, a sassy blue Tiefling, surrounded by bees and a retired Gnome archer with PTSD. So, if you like your plot lines thin and crispy, and your language to be saltier than a sailor's beard, welcome aboard!Disappointing the TTRPG & D&D Community since 2020. Not suitable for little ears. This show is mostly improvised and entirely inappropriate. Listener discretion is advised.A brand new episode every Friday.www.adventurers-anonymous.com

https://linktr.ee/adventurers.anonymousGet bonus content on PatreonHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production

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The Thicker The Ichor EP29 S2Door 8, and an unknown GOD hides in the dungeon waiting for the NPCs. What will our cowardly NPCs do in the final door of their NPCLRLA, The Non-Player Character Long Rest Leave Act, vacation, to which they fraudulently took leave to escape the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™, only to find themselves in a maddening ripoff or “no expenses spared” carnival version of work……with permission of course because they are spying on Arraiolos for the “GREATER GOOD”........#cosmicbrownies #eldergods #ichor #gluetrap #thatkindofhorror #finaldoor #biggerthebetter #tighterthesweaterWhen you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:You Wanna Do What!?!? An actual play 5th edition of Dungeons and dragons youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.comanchor.fm/you-wanna-do-whatWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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MaimStop Shopping Spree EP28 S2 f1?What's the fist thing working class people do when the get a small windfall of money? SPEND IT! Our NPC’s are heading to MaimStop to spend some money and upgrade their gear! Hells Yeah! That’s it.That's all they do in this episode#Maimstop #shoppingspree #welshaccent #irishaccent #accent #plus3gear #gear #solid #curselifted #popsometags #gamestop #eticketWhen you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Roll for Stupid Get ready to embark on an epic journey with Stunzy, the mysterious High-Elf Circle of Spores Druid, Felix, the cheeky Halfling Warlock of Zybilna, Edralin, the lightning-fast Aarakocra Monk, Jester, the quick witted Half-Elf Bard and Schwangberry, the mustachioed beekeeper Ranger, as they set off on an outrageous quest to recover their lost items in the wildly whimsical world of the Wild Beyond the Witchlight. Brace yourselves for a hilariously enchanting adventure filled with unpredictable twists, peculiar creatures, and a whole lot of bee-related absurdity at every turn!shows.acast.com/roll-for-stupidWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production

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A What A Trice?A Cockatrice! There, I said it. Yes, spoiler alert, they fight a Cockatrice. Now say that 3 times fast. And then tell me how you pronounce “COCKATRICE” at the end of the episode. On Spotify, at the end of the episode, you can answer the question. It’s kind of like helping rate the show, it’s an algorithm thing. OH! And the rest of the episode we get to find out more about Cookie and the friends she ate along the way.#snacrafice #cockatrice #phonetics #eatyourfrineds #theother #rubies #shortcuts #DnDchaosWhen you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Wisdom of One A comedy/roleplaying adventure featuring three brothers doing their very best to foil each other's rpg plans. A D&D adventure full of mystery, lies, surprises, failures... and lies! Fast-paced and sound-rich and completely lacking in wisdom. Try to keep up if you can!We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Good vs Evil vs Chaotic Neutral EP26 S2New NPC Gobbletta, Like a Cup, a Half elf Fighter is found to be a Paladin. A Paladin that has now gotten involved with a very Heavy Evil group. Will her morals be fouled by the lust for an oversized goblin, or be manipulated by a carnivorous /Horse/? Only Time will tell…… ON WARD THROUGH DOOR 5!#snacrafice #paladin #goblingroupie #dungeoncrawl #IFYKYK #crystalship #magicsword When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Dungeon CallingA real-play D&D podcast of high fantasy and low humor. It’s the 1980s, and four almost friends navigate middle school in a small, strange, low-budget town. Can they survive social minefields and the occasional eldritch horror without being expelled, or possibly sued by the Duffer Brothers? Will there be music? Listen to find out.linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcastWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on SoundCloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Didn't We Already Do This Door? EP25 S2With Kreath and Ram Man back with the group, our NPCs are teleported back to the Dungeon ride of Arraiolos. All that's left of the vacation adventure is door 5 and 8. What will these Spell Components find and which door will they choose? Only one way to find out. So let's get started by standing in line for the one ride everyone wants on!#hogansings #magickingdom #timekeepsslipping #door5 #alreadydidthatWhen you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Level Down!Level Down is an Aussie actual play d&d podcast where we explore the layered world of L’asagnia through miniseries DM’d by each of our five players. From underworld quests fueled by hatred of paperwork to a secretive mafia run by cows, we have something for everyone. And if we don’t, just wait. The newest crazy is just one level down.https://linktr.ee/leveldownWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Leck Mich Im ArschGetting closer to solving the curse of the Blooder Knife, our NPCs battle it out one note at a time. They have several more puzzles to solve. Will they hit the right notes? Will they Score a win? Will they conduct themselves in a timely manner? Will we save the best puns for the episode? Tune in and find out!#leck #mein #horse #musicalpuzzles #decomposition #decomposer #Bridgetoofar #crescendo When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Adventurers AnonymousSix dangerously codependent dipsh*ts gather round the microphone, sip cocktails and seek a glorious death in a Dungeons & Dragons themed comedy podcast.With a cast that includes a failed Crocoborn sorcerer, turned children’s party entertainer, a dirty old human priest, on the brink of the afterlife, a Half Orc fighter with the IQ of a pine cone, a sassy blue Tiefling, surrounded by bees and a retired Gnome archer with PTSD. So, if you like your plot lines thin and crispy, and your language to be saltier than a sailor's beard, welcome aboard!Disappointing the TTRPG & D&D Community since 2020. Not suitable for little ears. This show is mostly improvised and entirely inappropriate. Listener discretion is advised.A brand new episode every Friday.www.adventurers-anonymous.comGet bonus content on PatreonHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.linktr.ee/adventurers.anonymousWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Leck Mein HorseSolving puzzles has not been one of the NPCs' talents, but that hasn't stopped them yet, even when being escorted by DEATH. Lets see how well Hogan, Cookie and Grey Matter do in this section of the pant leg as they continue through the Trousers of Time#leck #mein #horse #musicalpuzzles #circleoffifths #perfectpitch #notahighschoolmusical #waterpuzzle #splunk #timeyWhen you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:You Wanna Do What!?!?An actual play 5th edition of Dungeons and dragons youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.comhttp://anchor.fm/you-wanna-do-whatWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Trousers of TimeOn the path to fix the Blooder Knife the NPCs must travel down the Trousers of Time. With the few clues they have gathered, what is in store for our Non-Player Characters? The meet Kubota, a Demon of time that conducts the quartet on there way.#TrousersofTime #pickapantleg #lookup #twochoices #sopickthethird #spellingbeas #When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Dungeon CallingA real-play D&D podcast of high fantasy and low humor. It’s the 1980s, and four almost friends navigate middle school in a small, strange, low-budget town. Can they survive social minefields and the occasional eldritch horror without being expelled, or possibly sued by the Duffer Brothers? Will there be music? Listen to find out.linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcastWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Employees and Employers Dog Eat Dog WorldIt time to enjoy some wonderful songs performed by our very own NPC’sDJ Ceritin hosts Karaoke Knight at BMO’s Bowling Bonanza! Cookie will be performing “I want to be a horse” . It's a 10191 hit from Caladan. By House A Hogan will be covering the 1988 classic “Drews House” from Walkin Cooler Grey attempts to sing about their elixirs, with a bonus song (due to complications is only available on Patreon) Kreath sings a song that should have been done by Eartha Kitt - “I Want To Be Pet!”#unexpected burlesque #singingcompetition #americasgottalent #corporateladder #isthisDnD #iwanttobepet #maknelixers #drewshouse #iwantobeahorse #drinksonthehouse #nothingisfree #bigwinnerWhen you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Wanderful: A Somewhat DnD PodcastWanderful is a comedy-storytelling podcast hosted by four life-long best friends. If you're a fan of gripping drama, heart wrenching character deaths, and more than your fair share of butt jokes, then Wanderful: A Somewhat DnD Podcast is the show for you. Oh, and they play Dungeons And Dragons... Usually.linktr.ee/WanderfulPodWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Employees and Employers pt2

We here, at the Arraiolos R&D facility (a subsidiary of N.A.I.L.), are testing out a new attraction for the Octo Planos. Employees and Employers is what we call Forum of Loathsome Adults Cooperation Conclave Involving Dramaturgy. Today the NPCs are playing PCs in a Human world called M’rica, and they are partaking in mandatory volunteer time for karaoke to play the game of Dog Eat Dog

volentold #karaoke #buisnessmanipulation #songsyouliketosing #negotiation #firstdrinkisfree #roleplayingroleplay

When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:

Adventurers Anonymous

Six dangerously codependent dipsh*ts gather round the microphone, sip cocktails and seek a glorious death in a Dungeons & Dragons themed comedy podcast.

Disappointing the TTRPG & D&D Community since 2020. Not suitable for little ears. This show is mostly improvised and entirely inappropriate. Listener discretion is advised.

A brand new episode every Friday.

www.adventurers-anonymous.com

Get bonus content on Patreon

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

necromanticempire@gmail.com

If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife

Artwork by Joshua Allen

Find more of his work on instagram @facelesscow

This is a Radioactive Shack production

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Employees and Employers pt1We here, at the Arraiolos R&D facility (a subsidiary of N.A.I.L.), are testing out a new attraction for the Octo Planos. Employees and Employers is what we call Forum of Loathsome Adults Cooperation Conclave Involving Dramaturgy. Today the NPCs were randomly selected to take part in a rare opportunity to be subjects in a playtest of the upcoming attraction in lew of going through door #5. Let's see how this goes.Bonus episode, yay!#randomlyselected #newride #flaccid #rpgwithingrpg #planswithinplans #zoolander #bonuspoints #gamewithinagame #ttrpginception #earlyrelease When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Wisdom of OneA comedy/roleplaying adventure featuring three brothers doing their very best to foil each other's rpg plans. A D&D adventure full of mystery, lies, surprises, failures... and lies! Fast-paced and sound-rich and completely lacking in wisdom. Try to keep up if you can!We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Fortune CancerWhile waiting in line, after being transported from their side quest, the NPCs try to figure out what exactly has Grey Matter contracted. What is the purple curse that now haunts the artifice? What exactly is going on?#cursed #curses #magic8ball #asktheconch #goblincake #realplaydnd #way #thecurse When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Wisdom of OneA comedy/roleplaying adventure featuring three brothers doing their very best to foil each other's rpg plans. A D&D adventure full of mystery, lies, surprises, failures... and lies! Fast-paced and sound-rich and completely lacking in wisdom. Try to keep up if you can!AlsoRoll for StupidGet ready to embark on an epic journey with Stunzy, the mysterious High-Elf Circle of Spores Druid, Felix, the cheeky Halfling Warlock of Zybilna, Edralin, the lightning-fast Aarakocra Monk, Jester, the quick witted Half-Elf Bard and Schwangberry, the mustachioed beekeeper Ranger, as they set off on an outrageous quest to recover their lost items in the wildly whimsical world of the Wild Beyond the Witchlight. Brace yourselves for a hilariously enchanting adventure filled with unpredictable twists, peculiar creatures, and a whole lot of bee-related absurdity at every turn!http://shows.acast.com/roll-for-stupidWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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The QuestleSIDEQUEST! Part 3.0: Questel noun. Having to Hustle during a sidequest. When your NPCs go on a drug binge marathon to cross 100 miles just to attempt to finish a side quest that foreshadows DOOM!oh, the NPCs reach the location of the shard and Grey gets the Big C.# Hieroglyphs #plotpoints #ziggurats #beyonddead #EthanIV #thefourth #smalldungeon #badtiming #teleport #nothingingwithportalsWhen you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:AlsoRoll for StupidGet ready to embark on an epic journey with Stunzy, the mysterious High-Elf Circle of Spores Druid, Felix, the cheeky Halfling Warlock of Zybilna, Edralin, the lightning-fast Aarakocra Monk, Jester, the quick witted Half-Elf Bard and Schwangberry, the mustachioed beekeeper Ranger, as they set off on an outrageous quest to recover their lost items in the wildly whimsical world of the Wild Beyond the Witchlight. Brace yourselves for a hilariously enchanting adventure filled with unpredictable twists, peculiar creatures, and a whole lot of bee-related absurdity at every turn!http://shows.acast.com/roll-for-stupidYou Wanna Do What!?!?An actual play 5th edition of Dungeons and dragons youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.comanchor.fm/you-wanna-do-whatWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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My So Called HoganSIDEQUEST! Part 2.0: Its still 100 miles to the shard. The party gets split up and tries to make it the rest of the way. Grey Matter and Hogan trudge on towards the goal, but have been pushing for more than 20 hours. In order to stay awake Grey gives Hogan an “Energy Potion” with a tad of truth serum, and the verbal diarrhea kicks in.#howimmature #pizzagate #Diceheads #whodoyouworkfor #exposition #fourshodowing #roadtrip #icanpickthepizza When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:AlsoDungeon CallingA real-play D&D podcast of high fantasy and low humor. It’s the 1980s, and four almost friends navigate middle school in a small, strange, low-budget town. Can they survive social minefields and the occasional eldritch horror without being expelled, or possibly sued by the Duffer Brothers? Will there be music? Listen to find out.linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/6RqmQSsOSZJjYW7ZvY0njyYou Wanna Do What!?!?An actual play 5th edition of Dungeons and dragons youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.comanchor.fm/you-wanna-do-whatWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production We all know pineapple belongs on pizza, and anchovies should be lost to time like tears in rain. But was this sidequest really necessary?--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Door DashingSIDEQUEST! Part 2: with Maven in tow the NPCs head to see Elena and try to figure out the prophecy of the Green omen! With the new information they take a leap of faith that the pizza will be delivered and continue on their quest!When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:Dungeon CallingA real-play D&D podcast of high fantasy and low humor. It’s the 1980s, and four almost friends navigate middle school in a small, strange, low-budget town. Can they survive social minefields and the occasional eldritch horror without being expelled, or possibly sued by the Duffer Brothers? Will there be music? Listen to find out.linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/6RqmQSsOSZJjYW7ZvY0njyAlsoWanderfulWanderful is a comedy-storytelling podcast hosted by four life-long best friends. If you're a fan of gripping drama, heart wrenching character deaths, and more than your fair share of butt jokes, then Wanderful: A Somewhat DnD Podcast is the show for you. Oh, and they play Dungeons And Dragons... Usually.http://linktr.ee/WanderfulPodYou Wanna Do What!?!?An actual play 5th edition of Dungeons and dragons youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.comanchor.fm/you-wanna-do-whatWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Weeping WidowsSIDEQUEST! Hogan has a package waiting for him in the Freehold somewhere called the Weeping Widows. Isn’t that a fungus? Anyway, they unexpectedly acquire a guide by the name of Lake. Will our NPCs eat Lake or accept his help? Find out as the party(is that correct? They are NPCs afterall) goes off the dungeon crawling path in search of Hogan's package!When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:

Wanderful: A Somewhat DnD PodcastWanderful is a comedy-storytelling podcast hosted by four life-long best friends. If you're a fan of gripping drama, heart wrenching character deaths, and more than your fair share of butt jokes, then Wanderful: A Somewhat DnD Podcast is the show for you. Oh, and they play Dungeons And Dragons... Usually.linktr.ee/WanderfulPodAlsoYou Wanna Do What!?!?An actual play 5th edition of Dungeons and dragons youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.comRoll for StupidGet ready to embark on an epic journey with Stunzy, the mysterious High-Elf Circle of Spores Druid, Felix, the cheeky Halfling Warlock of Zybilna, Edralin, the lightning-fast Aarakocra Monk, Jester, the quick witted Half-Elf Bard and Schwangberry, the mustachioed beekeeper Ranger, as they set off on an outrageous quest to recover their lost items in the wildly whimsical world of the Wild Beyond the Witchlight. Brace yourselves for a hilariously enchanting adventure filled with unpredictable twists, peculiar creatures, and a whole lot of bee-related absurdity at every turn!https://open.spotify.com/show/3iadTONwFyyYTn3Bl1pBLr?si=c4e34ad3938847b8We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production

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Good VibrationsThe Blooder Knife is just buzzing away due to the amount of treasure behind Door 6. Deals are coming together and progress is being…..progressed? Knownst to our NPCs they are being pursued by the Warrior that gave them the heebie jeebies and could be around any corner. Find out how Kreath, Hogan, Cookie, Grey, and Ram’n get through the rest of Door 6 in this episode of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts: AdventurersAnonymousSix dangerously codependent dipsh*ts gather round the microphone, sip cocktails and seek a glorious death in a Dungeons & Dragons themed comedy podcast.With a cast that includes a failed Crocoborn sorcerer, turned children’s party entertainer, a dirty old human priest, on the brink of the afterlife, a Half Orc fighter with the IQ of a pine cone, a sassy blue Tiefling, surrounded by bees and a retired Gnome archer with PTSD. So, if you like your plot lines thin and crispy, and your language to be saltier than a sailor's beard, welcome aboard!Disappointing the TTRPG & D&D Community since 2020. Not suitable for little ears. This show is mostly improvised and entirely inappropriate. Listener discretion is advised.A brand new episode every Friday.www.adventurers-anonymous.comGet bonus content on PatreonHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.AlsoYou Wanna Do What!?!?An actual play 5th edition of Dungeons and dragons youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.comRoll for StupidGet ready to embark on an epic journey with Stunzy, the mysterious High-Elf Circle of Spores Druid, Felix, the cheeky Halfling Warlock of Zybilna, Edralin, the lightning-fast Aarakocra Monk, Jester, the quick witted Half-Elf Bard and Schwangberry, the mustachioed beekeeper Ranger, as they set off on an outrageous quest to recover their lost items in the wildly whimsical world of the Wild Beyond the Witchlight. Brace yourselves for a hilariously enchanting adventure filled with unpredictable twists, peculiar creatures, and a whole lot of bee-related absurdity at every turn!https://open.spotify.com/show/3iadTONwFyyYTn3Bl1pBLr?si=c4e34ad3938847b8We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook and Instagram https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100087239634855https://www.instagram.com/nigel_gambaatar/If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Door 6: What's with all the rabbits?

The NPCs are in need of money, and all arrows point to Door 6! Tenet 6 is Money decides the value of all things! Are the Doors and Tenets connected? Let's find out! So onward to opportunity and wealth. Fame can give it a miss.

jackalpoe #moneygame #dungeoncrawl #treasure #prophecy #deaddog #cranegame #stopfallinginto traps

When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts:

Roll for Stupid

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Also

Check out Dungeon Calling!

https://open.spotify.com/show/6RqmQSsOSZJjYW7ZvY0njy?si=b7cb604c30ea46ad

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

necromanticempire@gmail.com

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UNINTENTIONAL CIRCUMCISION

In this episode of explosive activity the NPCs make a bee line for the bathroom but do they make it in time? After a short meeting with Fang the NPCs paint the dungeon with all they have. Door3 sinks to new lows as the story backs up and overflows with storyline diversions and actual plot development. Grey Matter balances the Humors and brings peace….. No, Chaos to the party. Oh, and there is a devastating accident that happens, too. So relax and let the pizza flow through you as the NPCs Deck the Halls and follow tenet 3 to Keep the Mana PURE!

diceheads #brown #deckthehalls #toilethumor #invisibility #Neverendingstory #lifeofbrian #moviequotes #monkeyking #trolls #badaccents

Check out Dungeon Calling!

https://open.spotify.com/show/6RqmQSsOSZJjYW7ZvY0njy?si=b7cb604c30ea46ad

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

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In this episode of exposition the NPCs attempt to make a plan and are subjected to the Arraiolos bombardment of advertisements while waiting in line for the next door. Will they survive the product placement? Will Hogan get to eat his favorite doughnut? None of this will be answered in this episode, but the clues are there.#diceheads #capturedaudience #thestory #invisibilitycloak #moreclues #undeadservents #22000ml #gas #door3 #thefutureiswideopen #vore #voreat4 #voicesoftheroyal We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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After Drunken Rabbits, a Vampire bat, and a need to visit the bathroom, our NPCs find themselves wandering in circles trying to get to the treasure in a low level dungeon. This is an endurance test that will bring the party to their knees. Let's give a howl in salute to the NPCs our NPCs meet in this episode, AAAROOOO!#mazerunning #maze #leftturninalbuquerque #whenwillitend #dontgivegrapestodogs #lech #RamManisamethodactor #losealife #level1dungeon We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on SoundCloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Beware the Centzon Tōtōchtin! For they will fill you with the gift of the Agave! Listen as Kreath rushes into the sweltering dungeon and the group faces off with an ancient, or maybe futuristic group of monsters. We’re not sure ourselves, Nigel has yet to set the timeline. But facts be damned and they set off to finish Door 1 as quickly as possible. It's a low level dungeon, there's not much here for them…..or is there?#400rabbits #vampirebat #macuahuitl #fireball #magicmissle #worstepisode #tequila #iygor #sweltering #RamManisamethodactor #losealife #level1dungeon We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel GambaatarBen Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins Jeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieRobin Fry as Ram manSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageVictoria Fish as Grey MatterYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on SoundCloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:necromanticempire@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook and Instagram If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflifeArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Maimstop has it all and Hogan and Cookie are going shopping, in more ways than one. So let's place that order, sell off some excess gear, and get ready for the next door/ Dungeon.

maimstop #DnDgear #ballofdodge #dodgeball #squeaktoyofstealth #ifyoucandodgeawrench #igor #iygor #takedowntheempire

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on SoundCloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

necromanticempire@gmail.com

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The plot thickens with the groups making plans to free the indentured servants. See what happens when GOR starts them down the path that ROCK! The SCRY™ becomes the second most important tool in their arsenal.

scry™ #thicc #thiccplot #igor #Iy #indenturedservitude #needlebomb #MAIMSTOP #TOTHEMOON #invisibilitycloak #spidersilk #spiders

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

necromanticempire@gmail.com

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Kreath wants to play canasta, but this group is a few cards short of a deck, much less in the possession of two decks. Will they defeat the Vila? Will Ram’n/Ram Man not get spooked by anything in the dungeon? Find out here, and don’t forget to check out our gift shop at the end of the ride™.

slavicmonsters #restroomattendant #horseonhorse #monoehoof #pantry #isthistheend? #dungeoncrawl #vivalarevolution #couldn’tresist #letsbehorses #furrynpcs

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

necromanticempire@gmail.com

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Traps by GRIMM lay in wait for our NPCs. Be Careful where you step, and take a seat as the group wonders though the dark halls of DOOR #2. Will they get booted by a one way door, fall to their death though a trap in the floor, or will they be chased by a large boulder while an excessive amount of dust flies off their garb? Oh, wait, that was being chased by natives…..So sit back on your throne and let this episode help you escape from your life as a PC, at least for a moment.

GRIMM #npcs #undead #fear #treasure #dungeoncrawl #homebrew #tacos #beahorse #horseshow #whereisthebathroom

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

necromanticempire@gmail.com

If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:

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To infiltrate or to not infiltrate. That is the question. While pondering on how to take down the Arraiolos kingdom, the NPCs are forced to continue their vacation. On to Door number 2!

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

necromanticempire@gmail.com

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Hogan has a Date! Again! Let us be the fly on the wall for a date between a Gorgon and a Goblin. Will Hogan Freeze up? Will He warm the cold blooded Em? Let’s find out how interracial dating goes in Arraiolos!

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

necromanticempire@gmail.com

If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:

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While crawling through dungeon 7 Hogan hooks up with a powerful monster, and all at Grey Matters suggestion. Has the party bitten off more than they can handle? Listen and find out!

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward

mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

necromanticempire@gmail.com

If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon:

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Artwork by Joshua Allen

Find more of his work on Instagram @facelesscow

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DUNGEON CRAWL! The NPC’s are on vacation and Leroy 2.0 is rebooting. What does the Adventure Vacation Package offer? What secrets does the Blooder Knife hold? Let’s find out as we make our way through the Arraiolos Adventures that are designated for the ZZRF attendees.

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

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mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

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Our NPCs are on vacation in the Kingdom to the north, Arraiolos. While on vacation, Kreath, Hogan, Grey, and Cookie, are on a mission of intelligence gathering…..Let’s hope they can gather some actual intelligence.

New land, new rules! While in Arraiolos, the NPCs have entered a SAVAGE WORLD(s) that control everything they do. but we are still going to ignore what rules we want.

Welcome Back!

Side note: the group is arriving 1 week early…….Was this a good Idea? Let’s find out.

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

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mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”

He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter

You can reach us at:

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Season 2 starts on May 31st 2023. Clock is ticking! Gear up, order a Double Dark Mocha Moat Sludge with a triple espresso crossbow bolt to the head and an Ogre delight from Diceheads ahead of the event so you can be ready and awake!

New Season, New Kingdom, same job; and it's all about NPC's being PC's.

Our cast is:

Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar

Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath

Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie

Robin Fry as Ram man

Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage

Victoria Fish as Grey Matter

Your District Manager is John Simon

Additional voices by

Kate Maxwell

Rachel Kerns

Music by

Socially awkward

In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive

Voice FX by Voicemod.....why does it sound so AI?

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Thanks for listening to season 1. Season 2 episode 1 will be available May 31st

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Thanks to everyone that has been supporting this show. And a big thanks to the cast and crew here at the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE ™.

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Sam Sturgeon : Hogan Savage

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Jeremiah Freeman : Kreath

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Alex Fort : Nigel Gambaatar

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This is your Friend the Computer. Welcome to our one-shot Paranoia episode. Your Happiness is important, and Mandatory. Our Trouble Shooters are dispatched to acquire (Clearance level not verified). Find out if this team has what it takes to stay happy, report all mutants, and do what the Computer says.

The Necromantic Empire will return in May.

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Jeremiah Freeman as Your Friend the Computer

Sam Sturgeon as M-R-K

JR Roberson as MY-K-L

Alex Fort as AN-N-NEY

Rapunzel the Lettuce as Ear-L-Y

And John Simon as A-A-RON

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The NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™

Attention Spell Components! Due to Shareholder’s needs, there will be a temporary hold on SC resurrections. Anyone affected by this hiatus will receive death benefits as listed in the NPC Manual. We. Appreciated. You.

The final sprint to …freedom? In underway! Our NPCs are making a break for the land to the north, also known as Arraiolos Octo Plano. Greener pastures are within sight. Will they make it? Can they survive the Downsizing, the Lycans, the Tieflings, the smell?

Found out in this season finale episod.

Special guest:

Robin Fish as Ram’N

This little runt is a half skunk half worg offspring of Skoonk and Kreath…you will have to ask Grey Matter.

Rapunzel the Lettuce as Cookie

Cookie is Black and white ….Horse…with an unusually sized head. Watch out for swords from unexpected places.

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Thanks to everyone that has been supporting this show. And a big thanks to the cast and crew here at the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE ™.

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Sam Sturgeon : Hogan Savage

Ben Blue Jackson : Leroy Jenkins

Jeremiah Freeman : Kreath

Rapunzel the Lettuce : Cookie

Alex Fort : Nigel Gambaatar

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The NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™

Attention Spell Components! Due to Shareholder’s needs, there will be a temporary hold on SC resurrections. Anyone affected by this hiatus will receive death benefits as listed in the NPC Manual. We. Appreciated. You.

Special guest:

Rapunzel the Lettuce as Cookie

Cookie is Black and white ….Horse…with an unusually sized head. Watch out for swords from unexpected places.

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One hour into the Season Starting siege for the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™. The legion of lycanthropes has breached the wall, as planned. So don’t worry. There is an option to opt out of any siege related battles, just sign up on your SCRY™, but do it quickly, the battle has already begun.(Not available to SCs)

And, as always, all the Kiddie rides are running as usual, so check out our new attraction THE GOBLIN KING’s DUNGEON(as seen in previous episodes)

Special guest:

Abigail Lowry as Cookie

Cookie is Black and white ….Horse…with an unusually sized head. Watch out for swords from unexpected places.

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The NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ season opener is starting. This year's celebration is going to be twice as big as last years, with TWO factions putting Mercantile Cove under SIEGE! Come and enjoy yourself while being held captive behind the great walls of our gateway to the empire. Make sure you sign up for expedited resurrection as the action is going to be wild! Literally. There is an option to opt out of any siege related battles, just sign up on your SCRY™, but do it quickly, the battle has already begun.(Not available to SCs)

Special guest:

Rapunzel the Lettuce as Cookie

Cookie is Black and white ….Horse…with an unusually sized head. Watch out for swords from unexpected places.

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The NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ is proud to present the GOBLIN KING’s Dungeon!

It’s open this time, we mean it. No, really. This Grand Opening is a killer with lots of entertainment for one and all! Especially for kids…. Maybe. Hear the joy of children as they experience the sort of moments that help developing minds grow, connect family, and create bonds that will last an episode or two…. That and more, all in this episode of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!

Special guest:

Ben Williams of CBC

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The NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ is proud to present the GOBLIN KING’s Dungeon!

It’s open this time, we mean it. Unless some artificer decides to go on their own trip and expand in places where the sun doesn't shine. Which you know, well, there is a specific rat that,um…. just find out in this episode of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!

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Ben Williams of CBC

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The NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ is expanding and ready to open the GOBLIN KING’s Dungeon, but as always our SC’s aren't ready. The elephant in the room is Hogan, and Kreath. These SC’s have outgrown their original places in the GKD and now some remodeling is in order. Let’s see how the deck is stacked against them in this episode of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!

Special guest Cyberse Valley

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The NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ Thanks everyone that participated in SCAT, that one person that didn’t make it didn’t just walk into that copyright protected place! Moving right along, the NPC’s find themselves in their own Kobayashi Maru. Find out what happens in this HIGH NOON scenario that takes place in the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™. And afterward, enjoy some gummy bears, they are nice and warm. They’ve been in my pocket all day.

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TODAY'S THE DAY! the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ is PROUD to give you a few moments to our Spell Components to attend our annual meeting to let them know how well we are doing. At the same time we like to put them in their places and remove all wiggle room for any talk of pay increases. So take some time off of work, which you will have to find a way to make up for the lost time, and enjoy SCAT at the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™. It’s mandatory. So grab a chair as Hogan, Grey, Kreath, and Leroy get to hang out with Nigel Gambaatar himself! https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife Art work by https://www.instagram.com/facelesscow/ Music by: mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter Sky Ginger - Free space Slip stream No man's land *street rules, the first is always free #necromanticempire #FPS #fantasy #podcast #employeeappreciation #businessasusual #ball #riot--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nigel-gambaatar/support

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Welcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ ALL ABOARD! This is no love train, it's not a train…It’s a Spectral Levitation Transport, but you will call it SLT! Opening Day is HERE! and the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™ is ready to fleece yo… I mean provide you with some wonderful transportations…for a cost. But today is FREE*! Every SP can ride the SLTs to any destination you want. But only on your free time; get back to work.

So you better install the new IMP into your SCRY™ and schedule your ride to work on the upcoming SLT. And it's HERE in the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!

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Welcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ ALL ABOARD! This is no love train, it's not a train…It’s a Spectral Levitation Transport, but you will call it SLT! Opening Day is almost here and the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE is ready to fleece yo… I mean provide you with some wonderful transportations…for a cost. But as we get ready for the Grand Gala(invitation only) there is trouble afoot and Hogan and Kreath are on security detail…….let's find out where this will go.

Get ready to install the new IMP into your SCRY™ and schedule your ride to work on the upcoming SLT. And it's coming soon to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!

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DING DONG! Artificer calling! Have you witnessed our new line of Lipsticks? Have questions of how to properly apply these cosmetics? Under pressure to keep your social status? Fear not, Wyly Wyvern has everything you need to Keep Up, Stay Firm and be your best while keeping the stream of affirmations flowing! Just download the Wyly Wyvern™ imp today!

Welcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ I am your District Manager! Innovation is key in the Necromantic Empire™ module. Grey Matter is still working on the job of cleaning some unwanted graffiti off of a children's toy store in Mercantile Cove. Will the new machine do the work? Wait and see what happens to Leroy's side quest! And now part two of Grey’s attempt to get the job done in this session of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!

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Welcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ I am your District Manager! We are reaching some new lows in the artificer world in the Necromantic Empire™ module. Grey Matter is tasked with cleaning some unwanted graffiti off of a children's toy store in Mercantile Cove. What’s an artificer to do? Invent a new machine to do the work, all it need is the proper solvent….. This is part one of Grey’s attempt to get the job done in this session of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!

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Welcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ I am your District Manager! More strange things happen to our NPC’s as they go about their duties as random encounters in the Necromantic Empire™ module. The party gets split up, again, and Hogan and Leroy endeavor into an entrepreneur idea of a safer, less deadly, way to be part of the game. All this and more in this session of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™! https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife Art work by https://www.instagram.com/facelesscow/ Music by: mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter Sky Ginger - Free space Slip stream No man's land

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Welcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ I am your District Manager, today we continue with Grey’s day off and search for Kreath in the Necromantic Empire™ module. This is no ordinary day off, it's SPA DAY! Listen in as Kreath gets ignored and Grey gets pampered at Yellowtails Top Spa and Vet services. All this and more in this session of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!

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Welcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ As your District Manager, It is my duty to inform you that you have Leveled Up and can now access and be accessed by all entities that have domain over the Necromantic Empire™ module . Today we will take a closer look at the group's leader Grey Matter. Grey Matter is tinkering on some new toys for themselves and their real best friend Kreath. Listen to see what the gang does when they discover a new mystery, even though they have yet to really look into the one in front of them. All this and more in this session of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!

Check out the new art work by Joshua Allen See more of his work at @facelesscow

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Welcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ I, your District Manager, will be taking you on someone else's adventure as you are now part of the Necromantic Empire™. If you remember from the last session, Kreath has attracted something BIG to the bridge they were assigned to. What is it? What was the Spotify poll results? Take a listen and find out! Blood will be spread this episode like butter on scorched toast! All this and more in this session of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!

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Welcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ I, your District Manager, will be taking you on someone else's adventure as you are now part of the Necromantic Empire™. This game session we watch as the group of failed NPCs attempts to extort money from the visitors of the parrrrrr, I mean EMPIRE! They are tasked with gathering 500 gold pisces by the end of shift, with the creative freedom as to how they do it. We also find out what is lurking in the deep swamps of Raiders Folly in the module “the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE”™ .

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Welcome Cassy the Green! I, your District Manager, will be taking you on someone else's adventure as you are now part of the Necromantic Empire™. This game session we meet Cassy the Green, and then forget about it as the NPCs are given a chance to continue the plotline. Today they get to meat one of the locals, that's not a typo. What else are they up to while they are running around Raiders Folly and are random encounters in the module “the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE” .

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Welcome to the Bougie Pop Up! I, your District Manager, will be taking you on someone else's adventure as you are now part of the Necromantic Empire™, where we consider you “Family”. This game session we meet Derelicte, but blow him off like a failed plot line. Booble is back and remains unhelpful, even in the crescendo of the story. Today's assignment is the same, because it's still the same day. But just so you can catch up, they are running around Raiders Folly and were supposed to be random encounters in the module “the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE” . https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife

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Welcome to the Invasion! I, your District Manager, will be taking you on someone else's adventure as you are now part of the Necromantic Empire™, where we consider you “Family”.

The game session we meet Booble Bloob, a short olive skinned Tiefling that becomes one of the Team's new NPCs. She’s quick, smart, and (for the moment at least) several levels higher than any of the other Main NPCs. Bloob fits right in with the group, like play sand in a cake mix.

Today's assignment is just to wonder around Raiders Folly and be the random encounters DM’s running the module “the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE” need them to be.

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Welcome to NPC Orientation! I, your District Manager, will be taking you on someone else's adventure as you are now part of the Necromantic Empire™, where we consider you “Family”. Your job is to monitor our Spell Components™. Let’s meet them! Grey Matter is a Ratfolk that is trying to eat her way to the top, and try to do what they do every night. Leroy Jenkins is a Ratfolk that may or may not have 3 brain cells to rub together. Kreath is a Worg that the Necromantic Empire™ has raised and nurtured to work for the glorious leader Hogan the intern. They have all joined the Necromantic Empire™ to work for Nigel Gambaatar and help him rule the world one gold piece at a time. These NCPs will be going through their orientation and then cast out in to the Raiders Follies™ to become the random encounters they were meant to be. PART 2

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Welcome to NPC Orientation! I, your District Manager, will be taking you on someone else's adventure as you are now part of the Necromantic Empire™, where we consider you “Family”.

Your job is to monitor our Spell Components™. Let’s meet them!

Grey Matter is a Ratfolk that is trying to eat her way to the top, and try to do what they do every night.

Leroy Jenkins is a Ratfolk that may or may not have 3 brain cells to rub together.

Kreath is a Worg that the Necromantic Empire™ has raised and nurtured to work for the glorious leader

Hogan the intern.

They have all joined the Necromantic Empire™ to work for Nigel Gambaatar and help him rule the world one gold piece at a time. These NCPs will be going through their orientation and then cast out in to the Raiders Follies™ to become the random encounters they were meant to be.

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necromanticempire #npc #spellcomponent #rpg #fantasy #tabletopgames

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Be sure to catch the very first episode of the Necromantic Empire on June 1st.

Follow 4 NPCs under the employment of the “Evil” Necromancer Nigel Gambaatar as they do his bidding to squeeze every single bit of profit from Adventures visiting his Tragic Kingdom: The Necromantic Empire.

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