Woke Up! Podcast with Mad Dug & Anthony Anderson: Recent Episodes
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Seasoned journalists Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson are serving up an old fashioned plate of Woke Up! It’s all the news, all the entertainment, all the politics, and all served to you with a fresh slice of their delicious in-your-face humour. Mmm, I’m getting hungry!
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From the heroes who brought you a cure for the Milano-Cortina virus, get ready to go downhill fast as wokelympic winner Anthony Anderson skeet-shoots Peak Trash in the face of did-not-qualify whiner Mad Dug.
Tune in as the relay team of reality runs down the weirdest and wackiest woke that broke the Internet this month: Is Billie Eilish a native or just a naive American? Is Martin Luther King Jr. actually Don King in disguise? And of course, is Charlie Kirk alive? Change my mind!
Plus: Americans fight to survive Indian Fatigue, AI crushes on Sydney Sweeney over Taylor Swift, divorced dads find love with government bots, and all the hottest new hitz from AI DJ Johnson “The Rock” Jock.
It’s irreverent, it’s chaotic, it’s comedy gold that’s the only newstainment podcast brave enough to ask: Why is Elon Musk on Joe Rogan every week?
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Episode keywords:
Satire / Comedy News, Post-Woke Era / 2026 Predictions, Culture Wars, Land Back Movement / Indigenous Land Claims, Toronto District School Board (TDSB) Protests, Homelessness / Living in a Car, Gym Memberships / Housing Crisis, Digital ID / Government Surveillance, Olympic Games Corruption / Money Laundering, Mad Dug & Anthony (Hosts), Billie Eilish (Virtue Signaling) Tongva Tribe, Elon Musk & Joe Rogan, Charlie Kirk (Faked Death Conspiracy), Martin Luther King Jr. / Don King (Conspiracy Theory), Taylor Swift vs. Sydney Sweeney (AI Attractiveness Battle), Jeffrey Epstein (Island Resort Skit), Donald Trump, Indian Fatigue / Dr. Lee Crusset, Digital ID Love, The Olympics are a Scam, Dead Celebrity Tropical Island
Show keywords: Breaking the Narrative, Deep State, Podcast Comedy, Political satire podcast, Woke culture, Dark humor, New World Order, Shadow government, Anti-establishment, conspiracy deep dives, Best comedy podcasts 2025, shows like The Daily Show, Podcasts that mock the deep state, Left vs. right, Irreverent political humor, satirical, news, AI
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Anthony debriefs Mad Dug on the insane methods employed during psychological operations and how to identify if you’re the victim of one. Will Mad Dug be able to exit his 5-year-long mental pandemic prison, or will he ask Anthony to drive him to his 18th COVID booster appointment?
Tune in as the most vaxxed DJ on the Internet and his anti-vax partner in thought crime break all the mandates as they spread laughter with their pandemic pals: Justin “Castro” Trudeau, Jacinda Ardern, and little Dr. Fauci in one last jab.
Later, get ready to dance six-feet apart when AI musician DJ Deep State drops the best and worst manipulative propaganda tunes of the 2020 pandemic over the GWU! airwaves: “Safe and Effective;” “This Metric’s Looking Right;” and “My Myocarditis Keeps You Safe, Your Myocarditis Keeps Me Safe.”
It may only take two weeks to two years to flatten the curve, but this shot of truth serum mixed with the psyop of the century will have GWU! healed with the best medicine there is, laughter! Only on the GWU!
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Taylor Swift is engaged, and podcast auteurs Mad Dug and Anthony couldn’t be more excited for the billionaire pop princess and her concussed tight end Travis Kelce. Will the Peabody Award-nominated provocateurs score an invite to the wedding of the century, or will they be left on the made-in-China Eras Tour merch line like the rest of the peasant class?
Tune in as GWU! closes out Season 3 in apocalyptic style, joined by political powerhouse Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the voice of God himself Morgan Freeman, and even OJ Simpson live on the line from the great fairway in the sky with his review of the new Naked Gun.
Plus: AI DJ Deep State seizes the GWU! airwaves for a dystopian pirate radio banger countdown from his/her Amazon Music playlist, featuring: The Gaza Children with “Stamps.Dot.Com,” Casting Shadows with “Little Saint James Island,” The Glitch with “Platform and a Plan,” Vera Circuit with “Silicon Siphon,” and Media Monkey Ink’s very own Zoo Crew with “Trust the Science.”
Are you tired of your podcast being filled with advertising plugs? Then this isn’t the show for you, as Mad Dug and Anthony spend a truly offensive majority of the runtime paying tribute to their morally bankrupt sponsors. So, turn off your algorithmically-generated playlist and tune in for a no-holds-barred breakdown of power couples, power players, and powerful paid promotions—because Mad Dug and Anthony aren’t just getting Woke Up… they’re getting sold out!
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Episode keywords: Anti-woke, anti-boomer, anti-corporate, Government overreach, corporate scams, cultural warfare, Bureaucratic nightmares, exaggerated stereotypes, absurdist humor, Amazon addiction, corporate exploitation, how to make a podcast, AI, AI music
Show keywords: Breaking the Narrative, Deep State, Podcast Comedy, Political satire podcast, Woke culture, Dark humor, New World Order, Shadow government, Anti-establishment, conspiracy deep dives, Best comedy podcasts 2025, shows like The Daily Show, Podcasts that mock the deep state, Left vs. right, Irreverent political humor, satirical, news, AI
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International media provocateur Mad Dug faces his toughest battle yet—deportation back to the Great White North! Tune in as Get Woke Up! drives a stake through the heart of Trump’s America, where ICE raids, border walls, and bureaucratic nightmares collide. Will Mad Dug survive the red tape, or will socialist shithole Canada reclaim its lost son, err, boomer?
Plus: The Buy Now, Pay Never scams are bleeding millennials dry—learn how corporate vultures are turning Amazon addiction into a debtors’ prison. And don’t miss Anthony Anderson exposing how white guilt DEI programs are blackfiring. This ain’t some boomer comedy movie starring Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy, you feelz me?
Later—AI Johnny Jock revs up the GWU! jukebox for a deportation-themed banger countdown, featuring: Trump’s Avengers, 'Papers Please, Hoser!' Gordon Rightfoot with ‘Trading Places Redux.’ and three-time Eurovision runner-up Hans Rockman with 'Woke to Truth.'
Turn off your ICE-approved ankle monitor and tune in for a no-holds-barred breakdown of bordered nations, broken promises, and bureaucratic black sites—because Mad Dug and Anthony aren’t just getting Woke Up… they’re getting kicked out!Subscribe to GWU! for our Weird Week in Woke Digest newsletter for exclusive members-only content.
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The Get Woke Up! podcast is produced by Media Monkey Ink. Learn more at thegwu.net. Episode keywords: Anti-woke, anti-boomer, anti-corporate, Government overreach, corporate scams, cultural warfare, Bureaucratic nightmares, exaggerated stereotypes, absurdist humor, Amazon addiction, corporate exploitation
Show keywords: Breaking the Narrative, Deep State, Podcast Comedy, Political satire podcast, Woke culture, Dark humor, New World Order, Shadow government, Anti-establishment, conspiracy deep dives, Best comedy podcasts 2024, shows like The Daily Show, Podcasts that mock the deep state, Left vs. right, Irreverent political humor
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International artist Mat Brown returns to the Get Woke Up! studio to blow up the official 9/11 narrative. Get dialled in as Brown flattens the curve on everything Mad Dug believes about that historical Tuesday in September when the world changed forever. From disgusting airport foot fetishes to pristine passports falling onto Wall Street to Donald Rumsfeld’s accidental Pentagon confession, this is one 9/11 report you won’t want to be sabotaged by the CIA. (Don’t forget about Building 7—ed)
Plus: An all new and improved AI Johnny Jock returns to the GWU! airwaves to countdown 11 of the hottest 9/11 tunes, including: “Pancake Attack” by ska band Controlled OP, “$ecret Keeper” by teen heartthrobs United 175, “Omicron 19” by rappers Adverse EffectX, and soaring up to number 9, The Taliban Twins with their extraordinary rendition of “Echo’s of Rebellion.”
Turn off your broadcast television mind control device and tune in for a one-way ham radio only flight to false flags, fake narratives, and Bush league weapons of mass distraction as Mad Dug and Anthony get you Woke Up!
About Mat BrownCanadian artist Mat Brown describes his work as a stream of consciousness worldview. “I hope to achieve some level of communication with the viewer, not necessarily in a literal way, but at least a world which the viewer can enter and discover details of recognition.” Check out more of Mat Brown’s work at: https://matbrown.org/Subscribe to GWU! for our Weird Week in Woke Digest newsletter for exclusive members-only content.
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The Get Woke Up! podcast is produced by Media Monkey Ink. Learn more at thegwu.net. Episode keywords: 9/11 conspiracy theories, Impact of 9/11 on U.S. foreign policy, Patriot Act, War on Terror, Afghanistan War, Iraq War connection, 9/11 Commission Report, How 9/11 changed America, Aviation security post-9/11, 9/11 documentaries & films, Archival footage & 9/11 recordings, 9/11 attacks, September 11, 2001, World Trade Center, Pentagon attack, Flight 93, Terrorist attacks, Al-Qaeda, Osama bin Laden, Twin Towers, 9/11 victims, Ground Zero
Show keywords: Breaking the Narrative, Deep State, Podcast Comedy, Political satire podcast, Woke culture, Dark humor, New World Order, Shadow government, Anti-establishment, conspiracy deep dives, Best comedy podcasts 2024, shows like The Daily Show, Podcasts that mock the deep state, Left vs. right, Irreverent political humor
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When a special guest stops by the new state-of-the-art AI-enabled GWU!Floridapodcast studio, Mad Dug and Anthony get a culture shock. The recently Americanised boys learn that their beloved homeland, Canada, has been occupied by an evil left-wing, climate crazy, pride-kneeling, elbows-up, money-printing banker named Mark Carney. Put away your history books and cancel your daily newspaper delivery, as international artist Mat Brown paints the Get Woke Up! podcast a chilling picture of an unbelievable, never-ending dumpster fire formally known as the Great White North. Plus: Is that Mexican ATM broken or has the government just frozen your bank account ….. again? Why is Dad-Bod Mad Dug spending so much time with a group of fat, angry lesbians? Is Anthony harboring Canadian asylum seekers in a Chinese cargo container on his 13 acres of Miami swampland? And will Mat Brown stick around for part deux of the GWU! cultural milieu? All this and more, as the only podcast that doesn’t require a subscription (because they don’t know how to create one—ed) burns through the frosty facts of life in communist Canada.
About Mat BrownCanadian artist Mat Brown describes his work as a stream of consciousness worldview. “I hope to achieve some level of communication with the viewer, not necessarily in a literal way, but at least a world which the viewer can enter and discover details of recognition.” Check out more of Mat Brown’s work at: https://matbrown.org/Subscribe to GWU! for our Weird Week in Woke Digest newsletter for exclusive members-only content.
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The Get Woke Up! podcast is produced by Media Monkey Ink. Learn more at thegwu.net. Episode keywords: Mark Carney, Canada, 51st State, Canadian artist, Mat Brown, Rage Rooms, asylum, Tariff War, Trade War, Elbows Up, Liberals, Bank of England, Bank of Canada, Donald J. Trump, Elon Musk, Make America Great Again
Show keywords: Breaking the Narrative, Deep State, Podcast Comedy, Political satire podcast, Woke culture, Dark humor, New World Order, Shadow government, Anti-establishment, conspiracy deep dives, Best comedy podcasts 2024, shows like The Daily Show, Podcasts that mock the deep state, Left vs. right, Irreverent political humor
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A raging fire ignites when Mad Dug learns that Anthony has permanently parked his gas-guzzling Ford F150 for a new, sleek, self-driving red Tesla, courtesy of the Left’s public enemy number one, Elon Musk. Plug in for America’s Number One Podcast, Get Woke Up! as the two wildest and wackiest DJs on the information highway key-in an electric cure for the newest social media virus, TDS (Tesla Derangement Syndrome).
Plus: Is that 65-year-old woman at the grocery store checkout line with too many coupons former SNL funnyman Mike Myers? Are women on the left squeezing unvaxxed based bros for babies? And tuck in to find out what dish AOC’s “MAGA Maid” is serving up about the uninfluencer/influencer’s recent weight gain.
Later, Media Monarchy’s James Evan Pilato drops by the studio to play Trump Bingo, Johnny Jock chimes in with his take on Reddit users, and find out why Mad Dug is planning a summer road trip to the “trans” portation capital of America, Worcester, MA. The electric vehicles are humming and the Molotov cocktails are launching to Mars, as the only podcast that doesn’t require a subscription (because they don’t know how to create one—ed) self-drives down Highway 69 on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent … the helpless … the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law to Make America Great Again!
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Episode keywords: Tesla Derangement Syndrome, Media Monarchy, Mike Myers, Mark Carney, AOC, Unjabbed, Unvaxxed, SNL, Reddit, Electric Cars, Worcester, James Evan Pilato, Johnny Jock
Show keywords: Breaking the Narrative, Deep State, Podcast Comedy, Political satire podcast, Woke culture, Dark humor, New World Order, Shadow government, Anti-establishment, conspiracy deep dives, Best comedy podcasts 2024, shows like The Daily Show, Podcasts that mock the deep state, Left vs. right, Irreverent political humor
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The table is set, the turkey is in the oven, and the biggest Christmas gift under the tree for GWU! is from Mad Dug and Anthony!!! Join the two wildest and wackiest DJs on the capital “I” internet as they wrap up a year full of hijinks and political muckraking all while learning how to survive a holiday party when you voted for dem losers. Pour yourself a drink of liberal tears and grab a sharp point of view to carve up some big old dead ducks like Biden, Kamala, and Taylor Swift.
Plus: Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? America’s Number One Newstainment Source, GWU! has the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto. It’s no conspiracy, the table is set to Get Woke Up!!!
Later, you won’t want to miss undercover reporter Johnny Jock revealing his 2025 New Year’s resolution, which will make you appreciate those holiday bulbs hanging from your tree. The lines are open and callers are lighting dem up with their opinions about everyone from Tiny Tim Horton to King DJ Trump. It’s a holiday show that will make Dan Aykroyd look like Eddie Murphy and Nakatomi Plaza look like Kingston Falls. So get ready to put on those new crazy socks and that ugly, we mean White Dudes for Kamala, sweater because it’s time to Get Woke Up, X-mas style!
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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears. From star-studded sightings outside the Trump victory party in Florida to the mysterious disappearance of Barack and Big Mike Obama, can anyone ever believe another word that comes out of Oprah’s or Whoopi Goldberg’s mouth?
Later in the broadcast, get the clippers out because Mad Dug is exposing his chrome dome to join millions of TikTok girls—too young to vote— by shaving his head in protest of Trump’s fascist, racist, misogynist presidency, which will begin immediately after Joe Biden starts WWIII.
Plus: Is Canada’s Tim Horton’s serving up a Cesspoolachino of stale muffins and broken dreams? Did B-list actor Simu Liu go too far by calling an appropriated drink appropriated? And what the hell happened to Sean Astin? The former Goonie is carrying the weight of the world (no pun intended) after endorsing Kamala Harris. They may still be bawling in the blue states, but GWU! is serving up an Arnold Palmer-sized podcast, ready to make you rosy red. It’s time to Get Woke Up!!!Subscribe to GWU! for our Weird Week in Woke Digest, Breaking the Narrative monthly newsletter, and special announcements. Don’t forget to follow us on Social and visit the GWU! store for our trendsetting “fringe minority” wearables. Get Woke Up! is now available in hi-def via thegwu.net.
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Live to tape from Arsenio Hall’s dog pound, Mad Dug and Anthony are letting the cat out of the bag—literally—as they perestroika out GWU’s ties to Russian intelligence and gloss over whether Media Monkey is Putin rubles in his pocket. Those selfies outside the Kremlin aren’t free grifts, da? Later, they’ll take a bite out of Haitian crime and chew over what’s cooking in Springfield, Ohio.
Hilarious film and television critic James Carrick from Worth It or Woke joins the Emmy award-winning podcast to review all the crazy Hollyweird DEI, as he dishes the behind the scenes drama at Disney and Netflix.
Plus: Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz AM Zoo Crew? What classic 80s TV shows are getting transed for the woke era? And what the hell is a late-stage abortion! Remember, a vote for Kamala Harris will help control the pet population, but a vote for DJ Trump will save Democracy™. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog. It’s time to Get Woke Up!!!
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Like a wayward gunshot from a sloped roof by a they/them registered Republican, it’s time to get on stage and Make Podcasting Great Again with Mad Dug and Anthony. From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, Pennsylvania, to an orbiting SpaceX trip across flat Earth, the two wildest and wackiest straight shooters on the Information Superhighway are ready to take you on a fun filled psyop mission that would even give loudmouth Elon Musk rocket envy!
Are you ready to hunker down for the great decline? Adam from True North Resilience gets you prepped for the coming economic storm and explains how to lock in your wealth with the shiny, shiny gold-based product, Goldback.
Plus: Is Mick Jagger Justin Trudeau’s real daddy, why is a Tex-Mex restaurant serving Butt Light, and will Mad Dug get beach bod-y shamed by Slim Jim Anthony? Thoughts and prayers, y'all, it’s time to Get Woke Up!
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Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they hit the sand and surf to high tide one of the darkest days in American history (no pun intended). While Libtards will insist it’s all about George Floyd and the hundreds of thousands of slaves he freed—the two hottest DJs on the Internet find a way to make waves all about themselves.
Plus: The white boys of summer crack Bird Flu yolks, while flapping their beaks over the climate change scam; Islamophobes don’t give a truck; and will Anthony invite Mad Dug for dinner after he was expelled from FSU’s all-inclusive encampment? It’s 54 minutes of your life that you’ll never get back, but time is just a colonial construct anyway. Amirite?
So put on a pair of They Live™ shades and slip on your Colonizer T-shirt as the boombox boomers of podcasting dump on Obama, interview Pfizer CEO Anthony Borla, and battle ‘hate’ … with hilarity. The revolution will not be televised or hashtagged, but it will be podcasted with the GWU! ZOO Crew only at Get Woke Up!
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Live from XSpace Mad Dug and Anthony launch their hit podcast to the social media universe, but still wonder, if a broadcast is made on the information superhighway does anyone hear it? Joined by Danger Cat’s Uncle Hack, GWU’s out-of-this-world Space Cadets discuss cancel culture, the insane woke left agenda, and the censorious state of comedy. Hey, what’s the deal with Elon Musk? Amirite?
Plus: Non-student Mad Dug takes a recess from a Palestinian university encampment, only to learn that he can’t even find Gaza on a map; Ryan Reynolds gets choked up about playing George Floyd in a new biopic; Colonizer Clothing is all the rage with angry white chicks; and Anthony bombs at getting that perfect Ham-ass with the new Gaza Gut Diet.
Check your white guilt at the door and blast off with a couple of Boomers who aren’t afraid to inject some truth serum against the woke mind virus. The revolution will not be televised or hashtagged, but it will be podcasted with the GWU! ZOO Crew only at Get Woke Up!
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Jet lagged and fully indoctrinated after a week at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Mad Dug returns to South Florida and receives a pandemic-sized roasting from Anthony who takes a bug-filled bite out of Klaus Schwab's newest slave to the 2030 agenda.
Plus: MAID is not a service to get your house cleaned. Unless, of course, your house is your body and the government is going to kill you. Learn how L.M. Montgomery’s colonial classic Anne of Green Gables is getting a rewrite, and only the Get Woke Up! podcast has the not yet released titles.
Get ready to tune in and drop out of the War in Ukraine, War in Gaza and the War on Boomers with the All HitZ AM Zoo Crew. The revolution will not be televised or hashtagged, but it will be podcasted on Get Woke Up!
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It’s no conspiracy that MAD DUG AND ANTHONY ARE ALIVE! This time they’re pulling down and blowing up the truth behind 9/11, the Deep State, the Plandemic, and the Reptilian Aliens chilling in hot tubs with time traveling Nazis in Antarctica. Is that a lizard in your Speedo or are you just saying heil? Prepare to be nudged down the rabbit hole by America’s favorite auto hoaxers with special guest, novelist John C.A Manley as he tests his tinfoil hat against the GWU! Conspiracy Quiz.
Plus: The premiere of Caveman Joe, a hilarious new sitcom from the creative genius behind Conservative Step Dad and the Johnny Jock PI series—author, playwright, and banned from X, again, Toby P. Gelman. Psst, don’t tell fake freedom of speech ‘champion’ Elon Musk.
It’s all the banter and all the foolery that will leave you asking … ‘is this stuff even allowed online?’ Of course it is, it’s the official, uncensored, Media Monkey Ink. podcast on the information superhighway. So set your Cybertruck to cruise control and download to your brain chip a couple of chimps who want you to Get Woke Up!!!
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Mad Dug and Anthony are airborne and spreading novelist John C.A Manley’s dystopian love story, Much Ado About Corona. The future Canada Reads Award Winner and the two biggest dimwits driving on the wrong side of the information superhighway discuss: propaganda, censorship, the state of the fictional portrayal of the last three years in fiction, and even take a few shots at the Left's vaccine addiction!
Plus: You’ll take Pride in joining the only podcast that isn’t afraid to take a jab, or twelve, at Joe Biden, the WEF, the media industrial complex, the Transgenda, and even Toronto Pride! (It was full of straight people, by the way—ed)
It’s time to get boosted by the number one DJs on the Internet featuring the parody music of The Boat Rawker for a slippery slope descent into ‘men are women’ madness that will get you to Get Woke Up! We know what you’re thinking… will there be cake? There won’t be cake, but the left will get creamed as Mad Dug and Anthony expose woke madness.
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Mad Dug and Anthony are entering Trudeau’s airspace at warp speed (take that NORAD!) in their intergalactic out-of-this-world podcast. Join the two illegal aliens of AM radio as they de-mask Students Against Mandates (S.A.M) grapefruit-wearing contrarian Kamil Bachouchi, crank out the hits of freedom fighters John Julian and Greg Wycliffe, and check-in with getwokeup.com Moscow bureau chief S. Bicko.
Plus: DJ Johnny Jock counts down the most talked about stories on GWU! The hits include: 6 of the Dumbest AOC Said (We know, only 6!?!), Damar Hamlin's vaxident, Dr. Robert Malone's war of words with the CDC, and a special stand-up comedy routine from Dr. Jordan B. Peterson that will have you rolling in the aisles, thanks Pfizer!
Pop on your headphones to download the anti-wokemind vaccine THEY don't want you to hear. And as they say at the Chinese Weather Balloon station in Wuhan: Take me to your He/She/They Leader!
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Unacceptable Fringe satirical writer Derek Smith joins Mad Dug and Anthony on Woke Up! to discuss his latest Top 10 selling book, One Face, Two Face, Black Face, Blue Face. Listen in as they discuss everything from his first hit book, How The Prime Minister Stole Freedom to Back to the Future and Justin Trudeau’s Cuban father, Fidel Castro (in case you didn’t know). It’s a page turning classic as Elon Musk’s favourite DJs deconstruct the narrative with Preston Manning’s favourite writer.
Plus: DJ Johnny Jock counts down the most talked about stories on the Get Woke Up! website. The hits include: Online dating for the Unvaccinated, How Wokeness is Canceling Halloween, Hating Vegans, Just Stop Oil, and Presentism—as explained by our Moscow Bureau Chief S. Bicko.
This is one honking good freedom (and dum-dum) loving episode you won’t be able to put down!
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Justin Trudeau is back on the Woke Up! podcast to discuss everything from Ukraine to the World Economic Forum, alongside Elon Musk’s favourite DJs Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson. This is the heart stopping, bell's palsy inducing post pandemic party you’ve been waiting two and half years and eight booster shots for.
It’s non-stop jabs with the All HitZ AM Zoo Crew; including a special bonus version of the Canadian national anthem, composed and sung by Dictator Trudeau.
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Season 2 of the Woke Up! podcast kicks off with a special interview with Canadian actor, drama teacher, and snowboard instructor Justin Trudeau. Listen as the Woke Up! zoo crew have an uncensored struggle session with the prime minister of Canada. Your woke watching DJ jokesters Mad Dug and Anthony discuss everything from Ukrainian mail order brides, Oakville wood chop, er … shop, teacher Kayla Lemieux, conning Conservative Pierre Poilievre, the new weekly Covid Booster program, and even force the PM to answer the age old question of who really is JT’s daddy?
It’s a Cuban missile crisis of laughs, tears and gender studies that the legacy media would never dream of launching at the PM. We’re looking at you Rosie Barton! So it’s time to quiet quit your job, download Woke Up! and enjoy the jabs in this explosive episode. PLUS: Digital tech expert Johnny Jock on how to phone-in Instagram content.
Mad Dug and Anthony may have been renewed for a second season, but so was Joey. Remember that show? Yeah, neither does anyone else.
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The endless summer is ending on a high note as rejected Porky’s counsellors Mad Dug and Anthony get schooled at re-education camp Woke-A-CurrentThing-A-Wiki on Lake Ocasio-Cortez. Join these two bumbling, but lovable DJs as they portage their way through the nature of evil with a gang of rascal campers including Handsome Justin, Klaus the Robot, and Sleepy Joey B. Special guest appearances by Sex-based rights activist Amy Hamm and Freedom protest artist Kyle Fleming.
It’s a no holds-barred water fight, food fight, and game of manhunt, as the boys of summer prepare to jump the shark. Plus Ernest P. Worrell, Meathead the Alien, and, of course, everybody's favourite Instagram star Johnny Jock. Featuring music by John Stetch. Get ready for an ESG approved wet and wild ride down the flagpole on Woke Up!
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Mad Dug and Anthony are ready to call to order, your honor, and make the woke mob walk the plank in the post-pandemic podcast of the century. (Sorry #JusticeforJohnny.) Join the captains of the seven seas of the airwaves as they speak with Amy Hamm of the Canadian Women's Sex-Based Rights organization (caWsbar) about everything from TERFs to J.K. Rowling to answering the age old question of whether a man can get pregnant. (Happy early #FathersDay, Producer Gelman!)
Plus Dr. Johnny Jock examines NFTs, Dr. Jordan B. Peterson performs on open-mic night, and Dr. Who gender reverses the time machine back on THEY/THEMS scriptwriters. (Is there a #TwitterDoctor in the house?)
You don’t need one-million alpacas to join the right side of history, but a theme song featuring George Orwell and no sense of taste would help. It’s time to tune in and drop out of the Monkeypox narrative with the All HitZ AM Zoo Crew, as they out the #PrideParade as naked corporate virtue signalling. The revolution will not be televised or hashtagged, but it will be podcasted on Woke Up!
Woke Up! Is Now a 99.997% Justin Trudeau Free Zone!
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Doug Ford explains in his own words how he “got it done” in Onterrible during the COVID-19 Pandemic. This beefy boy loves to spit out a good ol’ word salad. Mmmm. I’m getting hungry!!!
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Mad Dug and Anthony are ready to stand, slap and jab their way to laughs in their latest, and greatest (Hello, Will Smith as Ali) episode ever. Join the wildest and wackiest DJs in Podcast land as they speak with Etch A Sketch genius Kyle Fleming, break down the latest COVID-19 breakdowns (Goodbye, Dr. Moore), and release the trailer for their upcoming Summer Blockbuster: The Incurable, but Surprisingly Mild Virus (I’d like to thank the Academy).
Plus: How dumb is Mad Dug’s smart phone, will Anthony be able to U-Crane his mail order bride out of Moscow, and Johnny Jock reads quotes from Winston Churchill (Is there anything that British Bulldog didn’t say?)
It’s a race against time as the world is rushing to close down COVID theatre. Get ready to rumble in the alopecia jungle on what Chris Rock once called “the best podcast since SNL was actually funny.” Only on Woke Up!
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Les and Paul were just a couple of high school losers who never even made it with a lady, until one day they discovered a cure for the virus. Midnight Media Productions and GetWokeUp.com are proud to present The Incurable But Surprisingly Mild Virus. A film that TimeOut Dubai calls a Jab, Jab, Jab of your heartstrings. Coming to a socially distanced theatre near you. Follow the science!!!
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Mad Dug and Anthony have removed their freedom muzzles and pity the fool who's worried about the next so-called BA variant. Get ready for a super spreader of laughs and gags (sorry, not sorry Zelensky) on Critical Race Theory, COVID-19, and the mainstream media in this specially designed for your ears only episode of Woke Up! Bought and paid for critics - who we bought and paid say: “It's like TV, but in your mind.”
Don’t miss a special tribute to CBC's Rosie Barton, as she spends the taxpayer’s dime attempting to get into Dictator Trudeau's pants. Good luck, sister!
So turn on the Olympics, tune into CRT, and drop out of the MSN narrative with the All Hitz AM Zoo Crew, featuring Terrance Dicks, as our channel surfing reluctant BBC announcer. PLUS: Brand New Truth Music from 5 Times August!
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. There was also that time Toronto’s greatest Mayor ever got caught smoking crack! Ladies and germs, boys and girls, in honour of Rob Ford, who left us six years ago, Woke Up! is proud to present from the archives: Rob Ford’s Farewell Tour. Special performance by Elton John.
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In this episode of Bot Theater with Karen and Kevin, the whitest couple from the whitest suburb of anywhere Canada, discuss the Truckers for Freedom 2022 Convoy in Ottawa, but things go awry when they discover that they can’t get that damn honking out of their small minds. Even Andrew Lloyd Webber couldn’t stand to listen to these two, but we know you’re going to love it!
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Woke Up Presents: Bot Theatre with Kevin and Karen hosts of the All HitZ AM weekly talk show with feelings “Woke Talk.” Join the whitest couple in the whitest suburb north of Calgary as they discuss everything from ethical BIPOC geothermal farming to social political technocratic keyboard warfare. This week: Vacation. Emergency!
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As the horns of freedom ring throughout the Great White North, join the fearless freedom fighters Mad Dug and Anthony as they hit the road to rebellion, driving a wedge into the heartless beat of tyrannical dictator Justin Trudeau’s loveless mandates. Happy Valentine’s Day, Mother Trucker!
Join the Woke Up! Zoo Crew as they take a jab at how government pandemic overreach affects everyone from AOC to Dougie Ford and those Big Tech sleaze balls GoFundMe. Where did all that money really go? Can someone call Room Service!!!
PLUS: Take a trip with Mad Dug as he attempts to claim a vaccine injury, learn why the experimental jab is not like a seatbelt, and the only expert anyone should be listening to Dr. Jordan Peterson covers Aerosmith. It’s a wild ride rocking in the free world. Breaker, Breaker, here's our shot at crashing the government's mandate. It's time to get Woke Up!
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Mad Dug and Anthony are hitching a ride to freedom onboard the Canadian Trucker Convoy! While Prime Minister Justin Trudeau monitors for symptoms of Coward-19, brought on by his draconian mandates, the wildest and craziest DJs on the Internet are on a quest to keep on rocking in the free world. This is one game of broken supply chain telephone that you don't want to cancel.
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Mad Dug and Anthony are launching uncontrollable truth bombs on “Fringe Minority” public enemy number one Justin “my kid gave me COVID and my dog ate the Charter of Rights and Freedoms” Trudeau. Join these agitators of the airwaves as they put a stake in meta real estate, go on a mandate with Tony Fauci, and play a final round of Jeopardy. (What is AGENDA OF HILARITY for $2030, Alex?)
PLUS: The All Hitz AM Morning Zoo Crew take on the MSM in Twitter dodgeball, China Banksy releases his new 80s inspired NFTs, a True-Dope just-in-time track from DJ Johnny Jock, and a sneak peek at our ongoing hard-hitting investigative Tik Tok coverage of the Canadian Freedom Convoy. It’s an all-out nuclear war on the woke… only on Woke Up!
GOVERNMENT WARNING: Authoritarianism is waning.
In memory of Dr. Johnny Fever and Terry Fox.
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As the COVID-19 Omicron variant, formerly known as the seasonal cold, wreaks havoc on long-term care facilities, debilitating some of the most immunocompromised octogenarians, Mad Dug and Anthony are back to unveil the devils behind the masked science.
Join the two wildest and craziest DJs on the Internet, as they go to Brandon, teach you how to use a digital wallet, and finally answer the age-old question: Who Really Is the Boss? (Ay-oh! Oh-ay!)
Plus Kevin and Karen invite the neighbours for dinner, Toby Gelman’s Year-in-Review, and DJ Pizza Boi Anderson delivers his greasy new hit single. All that and more on Woke Up!
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Get ready to rumble in the vaccine jungle, as Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson invite you to get down as they break down the next 13 vaccinations against the mild but yet extremely “deadly” Omicron variant.
Are they puppets or muppets or just traitors? Jim Henson would be rolling in his grave, with the aid of strings of course, if he heard the propaganda coming from Big Bird’s big pharma beak.
Plus a special visit from the most hated family man on Twitter: Woke Up! Producer Toby Gelman. All that and more … plus new music from Five Times August and our very own DJ Anthony Anderson on Woke Up!
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You don’t have to be colour blind to listen to Woke Up!, but no sense of taste and tone deafness would sure help! Tune in as the bad boys of the airwaves Mad Dug and Anthony adhere to a mandate with Fred Savage, haul in long-haul covid and find the wry in Ryerson.
Plus: The return of Clammy J. Byner and an exclusive sneak peek at producer Gelman’s “Johnny Jock PI: Moon Rock Opera” Jump on this covid crazy coaster and scream through your mask, Woke Up!
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Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson are back It's time to mask up and join your safe and effective transmitters of freedom Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson. This week, the he/hims of the airwaves take mandatory jabs at Colin Powell, Dave Chapelle, LGBTIQA, Farrah Khan, Peter Shurman and even Billy Idol (what happened to that guy?). It’s a Karen shaped piñata party of low-hanging fruit gags and laughs as ye olde boys of radio are ready for you to woke up!
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Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson are back from the future without their vax passports. Listen as they take jabs at the Church of the Vaccine, frightening Dr. Fauci, and the submissive Dog Fraud. You won’t believe what these wild and crazy freedom boosters say next. Only on Woke Up!
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