Football Stars: Recent Episodes
Edmund Cuthbert
Having given up on using actual talent or strategy to climb the ranks of the fantasy Premier League, Edmund and Holly consult the week's horoscopes for three players Edmund considers for his fantasy football team's weekly transfers. We decide who to bring in based on what the universe says, because how else will we predict the outcome of this week's Pep Roulette?
We aren't drunk, no you are drunk also we look at Mo Salah and also Son and also bamford yes merry christmas
Full steam ahead with the gameweek's coming thick and fast, can astrology give us the answers? We look at Harry Kane (Leo), Bruno (Virgo) and Mo Salah (Gemini) to see who the stars favour for the weekend's games!
Some requests from Reddit to look at a couple of Man Utd options, and we duly oblige! Let's see which of Rashford (Scorpio) and Martial (Sagittarius) stands to benefit most from the trip to Sheffield, and we turn our attention to classic Capricorn Jamie Vardy once more.
Another week and another captaincy dilemma. What do the horoscopes of Mo Salah(Gemini), KDB (Cancer) and Timo Werner (Pisces) tell us about their chances to haul FPL points this weekend?
Are we tempted by a hit to bring in Mo or will we return once more to the well of frustration that is Timo Werner?
With Sergio Aguero now injured, we consult the horoscopes of Timo Werner (Pisces), Gabriel Jesus (Aries) and Jamie Vardy (Capricorn) in order to decide who to sub in. Some of the astrological details - especially Vardy's - are spookily accurate.