hello, welcome to the two jerffreys show just two randoms creating a podcast for a bit of banter and laughter.
Here we have it… we are back… series 2, episode 1.
After a much needed break, we come to you from Samoa, talking about all things Anal, sex and a good old maxi pad to the face. Enjoy dahlins and happy new year… link in bio
Woof bloody woof
We are back.. and for some reason.. there's a lot of talk about dogs in this episode!
Doggie life hun
The girls are back in town….
After what seemed like an eternity we are back with fresh episodes, fresh knickers and fresh stories.
Bernando the burper, midgets, hingeboiz
Mood:
Well I'm tradin' in my suit for
A tank and a mini skirt
And I'm sending out an SOS
Cause a few hearts might get hurt
The girls are back in townnnnn
Hubble bubble toil and trouble
Bringeth to a full rousing bubble, then add two drops oil of boil and a dead man's toe. Next, add a dab of a sexy mans saliva, dash of c**k. Stir thrice. One final thing and all is done: add a piece of a lying man's tongue…
Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies…. On the search for our next victims.
*hey Alexa… play I put a spell on you by Annie Lennox for the 69th time today
Pt.2 of our interview of our beautiful pal Georgiabarbie.
Hiya, Barbie
Hi, @2jeffreys
You want to go for a ride?
Sure, Jeffs
Jump in
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Here at @2jeffreys HQ we have been asking for anyone really to brush our hair and undress us anywhere, unfortunately that got us locked up for the night at Waverley police station. However the beautiful @georgiabarbieleigh seems to get away with it… it's encouraged!
Thank you to our bendy friend for being our first interview
Ps. Has anyone actually read the Barbie song lyrics…
Kiss me here, touch there… hanky Panky
We salute all barbies out there. Especially our one @georgiabarbieleigh and her sidekick @princessparis.thechi
Pink isn't just a colour… it's an attitude
. Link in bio on our latest episode, 1 of 2 parts… 2nd part out Sunday evening sydney time
3 Life lessons they don't teach you in school
always get life insurance on your partner, you never know when you might need it or just want it
Women are basically goddesses. And men will always need to be looked after like babies
If you are a contestant on naked attraction, or will just be naked in general in public, please groom yourself….it's not big and it's not clever for both sexes
Who said you need 3 wise men, when you have us… 2 wise women… here's some pics of us being wise and Stuff…
If these don't do it for you, listen to episode 6 out now. You know where to tap
We're late ⏰ we're late… for a very important date.
Hello dahlins
Sorry we are late on this episode, but good things come to those who wait!
The three S's
Sex clubs, squady life, sexting
You know where to tap (tap me tap me!)
We're late ⏰ we're late… for a very important date.
Hello dahlins
Sorry we are late on this episode, but good things come to those who wait!
The three S's
Sex clubs, squady life, sexting
You know where to tap (tap me tap me!)
It's that time of the week you sexy sausage wallets.
This episode is longer, rougher, and I think we are getting thicker…. Sounds promising
We had some technical difficulties editing (shock ) but remember we are still learning yay for us
Loves of love
2Jeffreys
Hello you randy rascals
Cheers for the sound feedback on our last couple of podcasts.
Here at 2jeffreys HQ, we have been working behind the scenes, taking on new roles such as chief of tech, director of marketing, and still remain the CEO's … chief entertainment officers.
Please enjoy our 3rd episode
The big O, sex toys, licking the stone
Love
2jeffreys
topics
-ghosting
Living in Aus
Relationships
Funny travel stories
Ghosting
Weird sex fetishes
Messages from guys on Instagram or fb asking you to be a sugar baby