The Strangemen's No Access Radio: Recent Episodes
From the Depths of the Strangemen's Association
Listen to the weekly Broadcasts from the Strangemen’s No Access Radio presented by Jock Tuckaby, a Comedy Horror Podcast about the Health and Safety Radio program inside the elusive and secretive Strangemen’s Association who manage, contain and conceal most of the paranormal world from the public.
But there is something more listening in, something worse screaming out, and something Strange slowly approaching.
Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard Ryder Gavin as Jock Tuckaby Artwork by David Hatherly
Transmission #1: Education
An announcement for all students at Maxwell’s University for the unnormal. First transmission with new personnel.
CAST:
Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”
Content warnings:
Unreality
Kidnapping and abduction
Death or dying
A happy ending?
Music Used
Baroque Coffee House - Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions
Pastoral - Asher Fulero
Spring Field by Godhome
Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard
Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard
Sound Effects by: Alexepoch_YT, jochen1988, TheAtomicBrain, GJOS, SomeoneCool15, florianreichelt, ken788, Abacagi
Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com
Thanks for listening
Broadcast #%$: Stranger and Nobody
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W͠e̛͢ h̵͢a̛v̷̢e҉̵͡ ̷̨͞so͝m̛͘͢e̸̕ ̕ư̷͢n̕͝f̶̡i҉n̸̕̕i͝s̡h̕e͟͝d̀ ̸̨̕bu̢҉̀si͟ne͢͝ş̸s̶͜ t҉͢o̧͝ ̡͜a͘t͟͞t͘͝e̴͢n̷̕̕d̸͜͜ ̀͜t͝o.
I̧͜͠ ̛͠ẁ̡͟͝͝į̧̛̕͠l̶͢͢l̡̡͟ ͡f̸͟i͜҉͏̴̢n̕͢͢͝d̨̢͢͠͠ ̧̛̀͟͡y͏̛҉͟҉o̸͞ù̵̢͢, ̴̵̢͞J̡̛͠͞͏a̸̢c͏̵́́ķ͢͜͞͞.
A̷̵̢̧͖̠̯̥͕̬̪̝̺͟ǹ̢̰̞̲̘̰̤̫͉̮́́͞d̴̺̗͉̘̠̘̼̪̳̥̻̣̺̺̟̖̮͢ ͇̣̞̺̥̭͙̙͉͚͙́͜I͠͏̪͍͉͕ ̨̰̗̠͕͈̱͎̦͉̦̘̭̘̱̜̤́̀͞w̵̨̖̝͇̥̥̠͞i̵̷̮͕̻ḽ̢̢̭̮̩̺̹̠̰̭̥͍̺̞͉̥́ͅḷ̶͓̯̭͕̫̬̼̤́͟͡ ̴̨́͏͍͔̜̰̜̲̟b̵̛̟̻̻̠̻̭̲̣̻̞̝̥͢͢͞ư͈̗͓̖̤̫̮̟̖͍̫̠̱͚̟̞r̨̡̗̫̣̜̻̘̦̳̫̲̲̺̣̺͜ͅn̴͟҉̛̜̜̱̼͇͔͎̘̼ ̨͏̸̵̡͓̳͚̫̳͕͚̱̹̠̝ͅy҉͏̜͍̯̮̹͙̙̪̲̯ǫ̦̳̬̲̻́u̙͙͇̯͝.̛͏̵̴͕̦̟̖̪͔̺̘̙͔̲
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CAST:
Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”
Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”
Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”
Rylee Bussenschutt as “Triss Barkwell”
Kristofer Patston-Gill as “The Strangest Man”
Lachlan Millard as “Thomas Fenton Garvey”
Tara Francis as “Maximum Security Access Pass”
Marriam Farris as “Sarah Remmings”
Content warnings:
Unreality
Kidnapping and abduction
Violence
Abuse
Death or dying
Emotional abuse
Music Used
Horror Soundscape 01 - Headphaze
Cocktail Hour - Aaron Kenny
Hunted - Xanco123
Old Lab - szegvari
Sci-fi Horror Music - Shortrecord
Dark Ambient Music - Theoteravainen
Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard
Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard
Sound Effects by: onderwish, lollosound, launemax, Juandamb, reznik_Krkovicka, 170084, hitmount, soundmast123, rsellick, nextmaking, cjfilmmaker, steveuk87, deleted-user-2104797, Alternicity, anochrist, nuclearboy, Maurice_J_K, colo777, Philip_Daniels, jamesrodavidson, nixenom, THE_bizniss, pfranzen, qubodup, denstoltejyde, davidou, florianreichelt, thesubber13, syntheway, spookymodem, cognito-perceptu, urupin, Jay6Waza, MattRuthSound, Nox_Sound, littlerobotsoundfactory, gneube, IENBA, grey24, deleted_user_2104797, SeanSecret, Yoyodaman234, InspectorJ, PMBROWNE, saintsamael, ihitokagem, icyjim, Patrick_Corra, rylandbrooks, Abacagi, ztrees1, YleArkisto, Disagree, TiesWijnen, yottasounds, MisterSegev, Khrinx, ManWhoMakesTrashMovies, monosfera, joseph.larralde, cognito-perceptu, richerlandtv, gprosser, nebulasnails, VlatkoBlazek, mike_stranks, anochrist, rucisko, bennathanras, Alternicity, matucha, nabz871, NachtmahrTV, ElanHickler, doty21, noisecollector, ejfortin, Slave2theLight, -sihiL, NoahBangs, deleted-user-7146007, Caitlin_100
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Broadcast #10: Breakdown
ERROR, COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS OFFLINE, PLEASE CONSULT THE DARK FORCES THAT GOVERNS OUR LIVES OR ANY OTHER FORCE THAT MAY GOVERN OUR LIVES FOR ASSISTANCE.
CAST:
Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”
Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”
Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”
Rylee Bussenschutt as “Triss Barkwell”
Kristofer Patston-Gill as “The Strangest Man”
And David Hatherly as “David”
Content warnings:
Unreality
Kidnapping and abduction
Violence
Self-harm
Abuse
Death or dying
Oh no
Music Used
School Bus Shuffle - Freedom Trail Studio
Death and Forever - Thebossdiety
Fruitcake Hotel #1 - Fruitcake.Hotel
Fear Bringer - Foolboymedia
Haunted - Xanco123
Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard
Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard
Sound Effects by: RoyalRose, Warrick_Lendon, eddy15, doty21, ProSound Effects, cognito perceptu, tats14, arnaud coutancier, kmyers1316, pfranzen, kyles, keykrusher, InspectorJ, Zeraora, Nuclearboy, lluiset7, sophiehall3535, urupin, 170084, wjtaylor, Ephemeral_Rift, djgriffin, MeijstroAudio, Suburbanwizard, tosha73, Anthousai, aglinder, Eneasz, cylon8472, tabache, spookymodem, Sheyvan, tbsound101, nebulasnails, gprosser, YuAlreddiKn0, Mafon2, ERH, zimbot, Rudmer_Rotteveel, jg-booysen, hitmount, cjfilmmaker, nextmaking, steveuk87, deleted_user_7146007, jorickhoofd, Briarheart02, deleted_user_1887925, Sheyvan, Benboncan
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Broadcast #09: Institutions
Jock didn’t come into work again… for the 6th day in a row, so we’re airing an old episode.
CAST:
Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”
Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”
Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”
And Rylee Bussenschutt as “Triss Barkwell”
Content warnings:
Unreality
Kidnapping and abduction
Violence
Self-harm
Abuse
Death or dying
Science
Music Used
When Johnny Goes Marching - E's Jammy Jams
Abandon Fields - Dredile
Write You - Joey Pecoraro
Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard
Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard
Sound Effects by: InspectorJ, hitmount, tollbooth, tairblenn, Jarredgibb, Filmsndfx, tosha73, SoundsExciting, HugoLuman, deleted_user_5405837, onderwish, Robinhood76
Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com
Broadcast #08: Dissection
Interviews with all four members of the Association’s Radio Station.
CAST:
Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”
Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”
Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”
And Lachlan Millard as “Thomas Fenton Garvey”
Content warnings:
Unreality
Kidnapping and abduction
Violence
Invasion of privacy
Self-harm
Abuse
Death or dying
Bats
Music Used
Full Moon Empty House - Trevor Garrod
Nighttime Stroll - E's Jammy Jams
Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard
Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard
Sound Effects by: SpliceSound, Nox_Sound, tairblenn, deleted-user-2104797, PeteBarry, tollbooth, amholma, pauliep83, CastIronCarousel, YleArkisto, CastIronCarousel, tats14, SkySoundLibrary, hitmount, MWsfx, RICHERlandTV, InspectorJ, bone666138, Alex-Fullam, merrick079, steveuk87, dimi7, Robinhood76, ThunderQuads, kupp2, issalcake
Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com
Broadcast #07: Orientation
An informational broadcast about recent changes to the hiring process.
CAST:
Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”
Content warnings:
Unreality
Kidnapping and abduction
Violence
Lizard bites
Self-harm
Abuse
Death or dying
Metal Skeletons
Music Used
Canal 3 - Quincas Moreira
Sci-fi Horror Music - Shortrecord
The Sick House - Thebossdiety
Dark Ambient Music - Theoteravien
Seaside Piazza - Aaron Kenny
Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard
Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard
Sound Effects by: InspectorJ, denalwa, JonCon_Library, F.M.Audio, SieuAmThanh, TheSubber13, rucisko, ERH, booluhui, bassboybg, georgisound, SoundsForHim, aglinder, deleted-user-6025018, syntheway, Eelke
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Broadcast #06: Tour
A tour around the different departments of the Strangemen Association.
CAST:
Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”
Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”
Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”
And James Clayton as “Researcher”
Content warnings:
Unreality
Kidnapping and abduction
Sexism
Racism
Dog whistles
Self-harm
Abuse
Death or dying
Meat
Music Used
Walk Through the Park - TrackTribe
Fear Bringer - FoolBoyMedia
The Sick House - TheBoseDeity
Fruitcake Hotel #1 - Fruitcake.Hotel
Sailing - Delicate Steve
Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard
Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard
Sound Effects by: Revolt2563, JarredGibb, volkbutphan, filmsndfx, olver, mariethompson, viertelnachvier, inspectorj, szegvari, tosha73, JamGrif, Diboz, soundtracvkradio, guardian2433, bewagne, forseti1121, geoneo0, reidmangan, tams_kp, _stubb, coetzee_megan12, nebulasnails, gprosser, Nmb910, JohnsonBrandEditing, Danielajq, deleted_user_2104797, hitmount, tats14, ThatMisfit, sidequesting, morosopher
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Broadcast #05: Mistakes were Made
A catalogue of mistakes you are contractually obligated to forget and never mention again.
CAST:
Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”
Yasir Ayubi as “Jiles Clark”
James Clayton as “Unnamed Tape Person”
And Tara Francis as “000 Operator”
Content warnings:
Unreality
Kidnapping and abduction
Sexual Content
Self-harm
Abuse
Death or dying
Cutaway gags
Music Used
Magic in the Other - Cruiser
Squadda Bambino Tumblr - Squadda B
Horror Ambient - Mr45
Dark Ambient Music - TheoTeravainen
Sad Heaven Piano #3 - PSOVOD
The Sick House - TheBoseDeity
Death And Forever - TheBoseDeity
Dolphin-esque - Godhome
Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard
Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard
Sound Effects by: Aiwha, hank_richard, 180156, FlirtFM, martinimeniscus, JarredGibb, mutatorscotch, Nox_Sound, tairblenn, Keykrusher, iwiploppenisse, InspectorJ, GJOS, AviZiv, cbakos, NoiseCollector, KalixMusic, tats14, Robinhood76, aliceemily, florianreichelt
Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com
Broadcast #04: Addition
Attention all Strangemen Association Staff, David has multiplied… again.
CAST:
Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”
Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”
Triss Barkwell as “Rylee Bussenschutt”
Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”
And David Hatherly as “David”
Content warnings:
Unreality
Kidnapping and abduction
Invasion of privacy
Blood
Obsession
Abuse of power
Depression
Sudden Loud Sounds
Threats of violence
Body horror
Death or dying
Clones
Music Used
Who’s using who - The Mini Vandals
Dark Ambient Music 3: Hunted - Xanco123
Sci-fi Horror music - ShortRecord
Horror Soundscape: 01 - Headphaze
This is not a Ballad - True Cuckoo
Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard
Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard
Sound Effects by: Noisecollector, LittleRobotSoundFactory, InspectorJ, katfolker, amholma, JG_Booysen, Tats14, jackthemurray, hanneswannerberger, SpaceJoe, jodybruchon, cjfilmmaker, anochrist, deleted_user_7146007, nextmaking, steveuk87, deleted_user_2104797, Samantha_Dolman, ShortRecord, Alexepoch-yt
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Broadcast #03: Estrangement
A catalogue of the weirder, non-employed people who are trapped here against their will.
CAST:
Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”
Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”
Lachlan Millard as “Dennis Brosmound”
And Tara Francis as “Moon Therapist”
Content warnings:
Unreality
Kidnapping and abduction
Invasion of privacy
Blood
Fungus
Abuse of power
Depression
Loneliness
Bad therapy
Threats of violence
Body horror
Death or dying
Science
Music Used
We Made It - Reed Mathis
The Quantum Realm - The Whole Other
Because for Everything there is Something - pATCHES
To Ponder - Godmode
Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard
Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard
Sound Effects by: GJOS, Kneeling, anemicrose, rivernile7, InspectorJ, stackpool, Lightnessko, stevelalonde, taure, keykrusher, GJOS, Tairblenn
Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com
Broadcast #02: Power
A quick history lesson about how the Association does not siphon energy directly from hell.
CAST:
Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”
Triss Barkwell as “Rylee Bussenschutt”
Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”
Content warnings:
Unreality
Kidnapping and abduction
Invasion of privacy
Blood
Drowning mention
Threats of violence
Body horror
Death or dying
Meat
OSHA Violations
Music Used
Ready for Freddy - TrackTribe
Landing on a Dark Planet - Doug Maxwell
Suborbital Space Trip Voyage - Brusse
Kazoom - Quincas Moreria
Cocktail Hour - Aaron Kenny
Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard
Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard
Sound Effects by: freeborn, Tairblenn, KeyKrusher, leonelmail, digestcontent
Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com
Broadcast #01: Catalogue
A list of generally horrible things. First broadcast with new equipment.
CAST:
Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”
Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”
Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”
James Clayton as “Researcher”
And Marriam Farris as “Sarah Remmings”
Content warnings:
Unreality
Kidnapping and abduction
Cancer (Lung)
Self-harm
Abuse
Death or dying
Teethpaste
Music Used
Ferris Wheel - Quincas Moreia
Torture - Coyote Hearing
Deep Space - Audionuatix
Spring Field by Godhome
Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard
Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard
Sound Effects by: AldebaranCW, Smukey9, katfolker, InspectorJ, La Chaîne des memes, harveyjnz, amholma, straget, groovyrandomness, DiscoveryME, yottasounds, qubodup, KeyKrusher, GJOS, Tairblenn.
Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com
The First Episode will be released on the 6th of January, 2022... see you real soon.
CAST:
Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”
Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard
Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard