Eunieversal Junkyard: Recent Episodes
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Listen to a litol spacedust blabber about her mundane experiences while living in a spaceship called Earth. This is science, art, literature, madness, and everything in between. This is the cosmic crisis of a primitive seventeen-year old star dust.
Always remember: You are not in the universe; you are the universe itself.
"Sometimes, it could be so pleasant to slow down and just take it all in." – Greetings from our silverth episode! Today we talked about the word "talinghaga" and its countless manifestations in our everyday life. We also looked back on the first season of quarantine 2020 to see how this podcast came to be. Dont miss: I revealed a little something about my tombstone and graduation speech too 👀 Until next time! ;)
"We will all start as wide-eyed students in pursuit of knowledge and understanding." — Haiii and welcome to the 24th univ junk!! In here, we talked about liberal arts, particularly the fine line that connects science, arts, and humanities with each other (and hey! I also enumerated several pillars and branches of it). Lastly of course, is some romantic but cringe-y college sentiments that's never getting off our list ^^ p.s. sorry in advance for the stuttering, im in glitch-mode rn ;-;
"How can we make sense of anything if our five senses don't even make sense?" — Back at it again to another existential dread here in Eunieversal Junk number 23. I delved deep into our useless, senseless perception of our physical world, I talked about our subjective interpretation of the objective reality, and tried to make sense out of our nonsensical thoughts---even though nothing really makes any sense!
"Do not go looking for the meaning of life, 'cause you may never find it." — Hello and welcome to the 22nd Eunieversal Junk. I graduated high school, few weeks ago so it led me to being in touch with my existential demon again. This time, we are to talk about the real purpose of life, it's inherent meaninglessness, and oh! the frightening thoughts that detached me from reality. Just a reminder: You don't have to make sense to anyone, and the universe doesn't have to make sense to you.
"We are exponentially accelerating the events of natural selection" — Hello from Eunieversal Junk #21. Lately, we've been talking about ecological crises in our class discussions, so it made me realize a few things. I made this episode to talk about our NASA-KILAK (in reverse), plus here's a bonus documentary you can watch to learn more about the current predicaments of our biome: "Our Planet" narrated by David Attenborough https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7rb3uMaYmjHqT_JUcQYCBa4nEtfDKuSa
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinion, their lives, a mimicry, their passions a quotation." (Oscar Wilde) — I warmly welcome you to the 20th Eunieversal Junk. Here's a rushed and unedited episode cuz school sux and I love spontaneous activities. p.s. I sang several times in this episode. But disclaimer, it sounded like a bend-pitch chirp lmao!
"I time travelled to the future and suddenly, I'm 18 now!" — It's my birthdaaayy!!! Please do skip this episode cuz it's an overly personal adulting special HAHA! This is where I talked about how I romanticized life and how I decayed with indecision. I also blabbered about my own version of William Shakespeare's "Seven Ages of Man". So yea... Just... Skip... This... Episode... For... Your... Own... Sake...
next time ko aayusin description cuz im tamad asf. n e ways belated happy new year everyone... i recorded this junk way back the perihelion of earth on january 4 but i only edited it on february 20 HAHAHSGSHS sorehamnida i dont think ppl are rlly listening to this poddie poddyyy podcast but hoely crap i checked it and it has over a thousand listens na WTF i dont even know where these listens came from gosh >3< dami ko talak but whish whiiisshhh,, go and listen to these revolution-inspired episodeeee litol hooman!
"We're all different now, and we can't come back to who we used to be" — Ohayou, listeners of Eunieversal Junk 17! Have you ever thought to yourself about how nothing will ever be the same again? Well, here in this episode we are going to talk about biological evolution, informational evolution, cancel culture, and even how we shed skins! Sit tight and let's travel back to 4.5 billion years ago.
"Colors inside the closet shouldn't have existed in the first place" — Bonjour to the 16th Eunieversal Junk! In this episode, I talked about myths of colors, the gender spectrum, and how a BL series made me realize that I am indeed, too forgiving to be a Capricorn haha. Needless to say, queerness needs no euphemism—love is love is love is love!
"Hell is empty and all the devils are here" (Shakespeare, The Tempest) — Good Day folks! How have y'all been? For the fifteenth junk, I—along with some of my friends—am going to talk about mundanity. Lately, I've been feeling detached with reality so it led me to questioning things i.e. whether we really are human or not. So I asked my dearest dear amigos and amigas about this, and their responses had me shookedth...
"It really is a dementing thing to be a teen in quarantine" — Ola komozta everybody, here's an episode I recorded a month ago, tackling about the things that kept me occupied while solitarily confined in my home. I only got the chance to upload it now cuz uuuhh,, time is a thief haha! Anyhows, listen to me as I share my introspections about absolutely nonsensical things—how I made something for myself that no non-being can ever hold. Hope you can keep up until the end! Have fun!
"Your imaginations can be the reality of your other self, in another universe" — Hiiii and hello! Greetings from the thirteenth Eunieversal Junk. Lately, I've been busy revering to some things: all the what if's and could've been's. Well, everything is uncertain so maybe I'll just blurt out my thoughts about how infinitely massive the multiverse is, and how infinitesimally small I am in this ever-changing tangle of strings in our cosmos. Let's bring it on!
"You must be able to revise your beliefs in the light of new evidences" — Haleeww and welcome to Eunieversal Junk #12. In here, we are going to talk about the fantasies we made ourselves believe. The pseudoscience behind everything we got convinced by. I respect everybody's differences, but maybe it's time to take a more scientific approach to this. Let's debunk myths >_
"Only two kinds of ghost exist: the ghost of the past and the ghost of a coward" — Hello! Warm welcome from this haunting eleventh Eunieversal Junk. So millenials have introduced us to a new slang called 'ghosting' huh? Well, advanced Happy Halloween and enjoy listening to me talk shit about those ghosts. Boo!
"Nagliyab ang kalangitan sa kalagitanaan ng pagtatangis ng mundo" — Yes, I am a conyo trilingual Filipino bitch. Ngayon po ang unang beses na magsasalita ako ng purong Tagalog ft. my sister's heavy breathing. Mag-usap tayo ukol sa perpleksidad ng pabago-bagong mundo . Ito ang boses ng dalawang kabataan mula sa hangganan ng ating milenyo.
"Have you ever overanalyzed everything then suddenly felt nothing afterwards?" — Haiiilow! Overthinking and emptiness are a bad combination. I can prove that here in the ninth Eunieversal Junk. Let's talk about the hardships of being a slave to our brains. Let's discuss about everything we feel without overstimulating ourselves. We're safe here :>
"We are all acting teenager-y because we're in between the phases of childhood and adulthood" — Harlow and welcome to Eunieversal Junk #8. Being a teenager and undergoing tons of remodeling processes really hurts like heck. We were so desperate to be understood, so desperate to prove something. Now let's go and talk it out with the world listening (special mention to Archimonyos for giving me the inspo to record this).
Thanos: snaps his fingers — Haloo! My warmest greetings from the seventh Eunieversal Junk! This is a 20-minute blabbering filled with talks about the future of humanity, and as usual, politics will be included. Together, let's delay probable extinction. We can do it!
"I'd rather have no one tampering my cosmic consciousness" — Henlo and welcome back to the Eunieversal Junkyard. If you're singgol, then this episode is for you. In here, we're going to talk about being an unattached, solitary entity that's free from the burden of dating! Yuz, walang forever!
"Having a destined path of events minimizes the amount of info stored" — Hiii this is a kalat episode that talks about whether fate exists or not. Is everything predetermined? Are we the masters of our fate? Are we destined to something? Or do we make our own ending? Let's try to answer this in a scientific manner because honestly, I don't know how to address this matter ;-; Have fun listening to my landi ;))
"There is no such thing as fundamental time" — Hello, thank you for clicking Eunieversal Junk #4. Have you ever felt like you're running out of time? Like you're falling behind everybody, dawdling behind everything? Well then, this episode is for you. Let's have a heart to heart talk about this matter :>
"Mediocrity—a negation between the drive to excel and the biological urge to settle for the most comfortable option" — Hello, I welcome you to the third Euniversal Junk where we're going to talk about the perks of being a 'midchoker' teen. What's the matter? Why can't we excel at one thing? Why are we always a jack-of-all-trades and master to none? Let's talk, litol listener.
"We are nothing but information scattered across the dark fringes of infinity" — Hello! I greet you here in the Euniversal Junk #2, where we ponder about existentialism. 13.8 billion years of the universe, and we existed in a tiny fraction of its time. Isn't it weird that we process these kind of thoughts in our heads? Well, here is my fair share in that nihilistic questioning.
"You are not in the universe because you are the universe itself" — Hello, welcome to the first Eunieversal Junk. In this introductory episode, I discussed about the probable topics that I may or may not talk about in this podcast. I also gave a context of who I am and why I started recording my voice here in a radioactive device. I hope y'all can be my friends as I ventured more into the uncertainties of our cosmic inquiries and philosophical quizzing. Have fun listening, dear hooman! Enchantée!