Nine Minute Musings: Recent Episodes
Allana and Meirav
Join Allana and Meirav for an unscripted, unedited, and uncensored light-hearted discussion of nothing of much importance that will hopefully bring a smile to your day. Or don’t join us, we’ll talk anyway.
Printer complication and anxiety, Friday Night Lights- the TV show, Southern churches, conversion
Online cookies, Boston accent vs Southern drawl, the proper Southerner, the oldies, the 80s
Kiss emoji and all things emoji, social media post pacing, hobby horse sport tournaments
Longevity by standing on one leg, Thanksgiving for ex-pats, dysfunctional family car rides
Raising hand and raising hand icon, mentalist (mentalism??), obsessing over dots while texting, hand palming/face palming
TV cleanse after disturbing content, talking with your hands on the phone, door to door salespeople, movie outtakes
Celebrity plants, earbuds and "private sound environments" in public space, getting dressed in the 18th century
Ring security systems, MAD - morning affective disorder, morning people vs evening people, the best phone cameras, and andropause
Good vs bad virus names, money pox, vaccine for your vaccines, priceless products used in the pandemic
Teenagers vs. eggs in birth control prevention, ice skating ticket mishaps- not so lucky/lucky, average parenting
Humans greeting each other: Handshakes and Elbow shakes, modern hair style trends - the soft curl!
Citler, wear your mask the right way already, is my license photo weird, frozen monster face in videos
micro-obsessions, The Queen, line distractions, human fast pass, county fairs and ride safety issues, annoying obtrusive online article ads
Different ways spouses handle situations, country code hierarchy, Captcha, robots taking over world
special "hood" masks, pandemic testing evolution: brain swab to self-testing, herd/swarm immunity, binging progression to stalking
tv characters in the future, annoying favorite products and apps rebranding: classic email layout rules, long winded legal agreements
19th century medical horrors, tea drinking sexual consent meme, face palm emoji, zoom embarrassments
Live episode- masking ocd, cpr on dummies pandemic style, pandemic awards, giraffe abductions
Disappearing email messages, butt video calls, the duck's bag, duck rivalry, opposite of hoarder, inhospitable houses
Lessons learned from previous podcasts, zoom "ghosts", wonders of recycling, using words correctly, Moo Court, pandemic wave names
Mommy dearest, silverware numbering, slutty foods, lightning rules for teens, future doors, teenage proofing, neutral facial expressions
podcast as exercise motivation tool, English is hard, Dracula and superhero crushes, deep movie insights, poop in pool guilt
Vaccination mix up, medical dramas and tv medical certification, zoom accidents, zoom cruelty, zoom ghost, playing with dolls
Controlling air, beauty in the 1700s, ugly mirrors, the best religion, post-pandemic decision making, new outlook on restaurant experience and hygiene
Intro to Clubhouse app [you may want to skip to minute 5 while we figure things out], body odors, perfume vs. cologne, "unpretentious", goodbye presents
Forgetting names, birds singing in a tree, animal suicide, baby animal rescue videos, overly punctuated texts
Capitol stair revisit, intellectual wars, fancy ants with pants, more animal rescue videos, all roads lead to Tom Brady, wicked hard restaurant decisions
vaccination hierarchy, whale tales, Dewey decimal system, embellishers, new and improved professional titles, how do fish sleep
ChimeTime 11: Milks, Trash, Parking Space, Term-Coining, Horses, Soap TV Recognition, Useless Skills
Chippy, anklets, Mr. Potato Head, social media anxiety cycle, filters, go average, autocorrect angst.
Peachy, Googlation, hold it like a pizza, brain chips, slip-on sneakers, quality '80's commercials, Googling rationalizations.
Double-masking, how-to doodles, ear evolution, timeline mixups, moments of obsession, pool noodles/poodles.
411 operator cousin continued, modern texting over-analyzation anxiety, text therapists, telemarketing aversions, future caller planning
Calling in radio shows, childhood call-in song requests, smile talking vs. undermasked smiling, fake guest caller, food app butt-ordering chain of events, 411 operator cousin (cuts off abruptly, continued in next episode)...
Jumping straight in to discuss "the football", drones, 2021, tooth fairies and Santa, Tom Brady
Allana and Meirav discuss the inauguration's true important points of interest, owls, snakes, high heel flats.
Allana and Meirav discuss: Butts out, masks & facial recognition, next radio show call-in prep, inauguration meme, and child cages...