Cinema Tea With JV: Recent Episodes
JV aka RedBlaqueGolden
Cinema Tea is a movie review podcast hosted by voice actor, JV Hampton-VanSant (They/She). Join her as she pours a cup of tea and dishes their opinions about various movies and TV shows, and gives each piece of media a rating based on Story, Inclusivity, Acting, Directing, Script, Themes, Pacing, Visuals, Scoring and Overall Enjoyability. Episodes will be posted on Thursdays. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinemateajv/support
This time around, JV and Val review the 4th installment of Bluthfest, 1989's All Dogs Go To Heaven. Topics include: Rotoscoping, Vore, and Reptiles with large labium oris.
Mentioned: * An Exhaustive History of Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings from Folding Ideas
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Today, JV and Val are joined by Madeline Maye, of the Land Before Time Land podcast to talk about the apparently mormon allegory, "A Land Before Time". I know, took me by surprise too!
Things discussed:
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Jenny Nicholson's video on ALBT
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The Conflicting Ideals Of Hayao Miyazaki
-Yhara Zayd
-AdequateEmily's video about An Elephant Sitting Still (which is what I was thinking of and misattributed before).
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This time, JV and Val unpack the masterpiece of a collaboration of Steven Spielberg and Don Bluth, An American Tail from 1986!
Follow Val on twitter: @heyvalpetrone
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Welcome to the start of Season 2: Bluthfest! Where JV and Val explore the animated works of Don Bluth. This time, they talk about "The Hidden Truths of the National Institute Of Mental Health", a delightful children's film that secretly may or may not be about the community organizing of the oppressed communities suffering under capitalism via drag queens doing furry shibari???
JV's rating: 47.5/50.
Additional mentions:
Animationguild.org
Lexual Does The 80s
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This time around, JV talks about 3 seasons of TV they saw in the last few weeks, that all happen to be pretty interesting adaptations. (A+, B, and A- respectively) This episode is largely spoiler free!
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JV is quite upset about Batgirl.
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This time, JV talks about a childrens movie that somehow managed to be the best Superman movie of all time. (48/50)
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This time, JV goes on a Austen-tatiously GAY holiday, with Hulu's Fire Island (2022). Not to be confused with Logo's "Fire Island" series, which also dropped in 2022 but was not at all as cool.
(49/50)
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This time around, JV gets sapphic and talks about Portrait Of A Lady On Fire. Happy Pride! (46/50)
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This week, JV dives deep into the Grandfather Paradox of it all with Umbrella Academy, Season 3. A-
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This week, JV heads over to Netflix to watch Jurnee Smollett do her thang, and to watch Chris Hemsworth be a little weirdo, in "Spiderhead". (39/50)
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This week, JV tries a new thing and reviews a book. Spoiler Alert: She hated this book. Also CW: SA, ChildSA, DV, Queer Trauma.
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This time around, JV talks about the A24 film, X. Spoiler Alert: it's NOT good.
29/50.
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This week, JV talks about the indie horror film released in June 2022, Erzulie, a film about female friendship, mermaids and murderous goddesses in the bayou.
Please check this movie out! It's on Prime Video, among others.
47/50
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Listen to this episode where JV talks about their favorite reality TV Show, throws shádé at RPDR, and gets emotional about Black Trans Joy. Rating: A
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Here it is, ladies and gentle folks, the rant you've all wanted. JV talks WW84. 10/50.
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This one goes off the rails, and JV winds up making recommendations of comedians they think are actually funny. Recommendations include: Sarah Millican, Joe Lycett, Ky Krebs, Matteo Lane, Maria Bamford and Kathleen Madigan. Also Trixie and Katya.
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This week, JV learns that Denial is not just a river in Egypt, and that even trans girls can commit extremely bad dad jokes. Also, Sorry for the Audio Quality being rough on this one. I accidentally recorded this via my wireless headphones. -sigh- Anyway, Death On The Nile. 47/50
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For TV Tea Tuesday, JV talks Stranger Things 4 part 1. This is only half of a season, so no numerical rating yet. Just keep running up that hill, until we get to part 2.
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Join JV as they talk about Last Night In Soho, which leads to a discussion of the "privilege" connected to fear and movies that have a weird view on s*x work.
40/50.
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I unabashedly love this Campy Transfemme masterpiece. It's a 40/50 for me. Put on your kitten heels, grab your whip, and sip on a purrrrrfect white russian, "hold the vodka, hold the kahlua."
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A quick little bonus episode about Elektra from 2005.
(38/50).
Please watch Princess Weekes video on Nebula as well.
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This time, JV sips an iced Chai and discusses the masterpiece that is Everything Everywhere All At Once. 50/50.
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This time, JV watched Heartstoppers, and had some opinions. 50/50 Mentioned in episode: Rowan Ellis video https://youtu.be/yPu6iQMMWOQ.
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It's quite simple really. Only takes 4 minutes to explain.
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This time, JV watched Doctor Strange 2, and she had... some thoughts.
39/50.
Follow JV on Twitter @RedBlaqueGolden
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