Commentary on Christian life and culture from a Pastor's wife and her sidekick (the pastor). The Mannschrecks are just your basic midwestern clergy couple who apparently like to spend their free time commenting on random news stories, laughing about twitter troubles, fawning over sponsors of the life, and - of course - the mom joke of the week. Subscribe today!
A guy eats 2 dozen eggs EVERY DAY and his cholesterol goes DOWN?
Also - apparently earth is getting a SCHOOL BUS SIZED mini moon for a couple months!
Then, Virginia national parks add color-blind view-finders to help color blind folks SEE the fall foliage - amazing, right?
(also, did you know that CNN has a "dad joke generator"?!?)
Then we pause for some lovely sponsors, and finish up with a discussion on class which shifts to modesty and church dress codes.
Always a crazy time to take a listen to The Mannschrecks!
A 3 year old kiddo gets OUT of daycare and WALKS to Walmart to get a snack and some hotwheels?!?
China Zoo paints some dogs for a new exhibit, because of course they did.
A man on the run falls through the ceiling where he was trying to hide
AND some construction workers used a forklift to move a car that was parked in their work zone onto a DUMPSTER
PLUS we have two bonus stories of an 8yo girl who stole her moms SUV to go to target AND a teenager who took a train for a joyride.
THEN we do some lovely sponsors and dive into a fascinating conversation on CLASS and society.
All that and more on the latest episode of The Mannschrecks!
New teeny tiny monkeys born at Disney Parks!
A man stops in the middle of a burglary to read a book!
We examine a list of most hilarious things left behind in a hotel (like a car TIRE?!?)
and then finish it off with a story about an eagle that tried to carry off a 2 year old!
What a crazy world.
After some lovely sponsors, Sara and JJ take a moment to review a giant list of Pumpkin Spice treats and rate them on their levels of delicious-ness.
All that and more on the newest episode of THE MANNSCHRECKS!!
Nudists want to go to art exhibits wearing only SHOES?
Giant baby Jesus statue reminds everyone of Nicholas Cage?
And Would you like to get PAID to eat everything Trader Joe's has that's Pumpkin flavored?
Then after all those crazy stories - we take a quick break for sponsors and finish up with a WONDERFUL conversation on the virtue of aging (inspired by a very sad tale about a young woman (11 years old) who was using "anti-aging' cream)
All that (plus the mom joke of the week) on the latest episode of The Mannschrecks!
A woman wins a court case with her emotional support parrots?!?
The Hambone awards are in! Best pet insurance claims in the country!
Another lady steals 11,000 crates of chicken wings?!? (but what was she DOING with them?)
AND...DOZENS of different restaurants start a town wide SIGN WAR poking fun at one another and we are HERE FOR IT.
Plus some fantastic sponsors, before we dive into a Christianity Today article on community which tugs at our heart strings.
Link to the article here: https://www.christianitytoday.com/2024/07/confessions-loner-community-loneliness/
AirBNB made a LIFE SIZE polly pocket? Cool.
Archeologists found a 3,000 year old SHOPPING RECEIPT? Cool.
A groundhog gets stuck in a claw game at an arcade? Cool.
AND
A lady accidentally sets fire to "Nana's Sweet Treats" because she was smoking while STEALING gas from UHaul. Not as cool.
Then we pause for some sponsors, dive into a conversation on feminism and the Ballerina Farm - and wrap up with a quick game of 5 second rule!
All that and more on the latest episode of The Mannschrecks!
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After another break (so Sara and JJ could deal with a important home repair issue) we are back! (and the world is still weird!)
World's largest eggplant? (eww)
A man gets caught with drugs TWICE in the same week at the same airport?
A teacher crochets her ENTIRE class little mini me's (aww).
A soccer match gets cancelled because the fans were throwing too many fish cakes onto the field? (yuck)
AND there's a lady who is allergic to EVERYTHING and can only eat 13 foods! (yikes)
Then we pause for some lovely sponsors before launching into a hilarious discussion about misunderstandings - there's been a lot of those lately, and sometimes they can be pretty darn funny.
All that and more on the latest episode of The Mannschrecks
WOW - this is a fun one.
First Sara tells us about a fascinating new discovery from the bottom of the ocean, and then JJ fills us in about an old 1986 video of a Nuclear Physicist EATING uranium. Crazy stuff.
Then after some lovely sponsors we jump into an article about CONSPIRACY THEORIES. This is a really fun topic and we take some time to walk through some of the big ones, while discussing practices and common tropes for avoiding falling prey to the crazy world of fact-less news.
All that, plus the mom joke of the week, in this episode!
Here's the link to the conspiracy theory article: https://www.livescience.com/11375-top-ten-conspiracy-theories.html
Amish folks are playing some b ball in Indiana!
Minnesota is coming up with VERY strange new foods for their state fair!
AND aliens are probably putting up these metal poles all over the world.
Then we take a break to talk about some fantastic sponsors before diving into a (quick) book review of one of Sara's recent favorites.
All that, plus the mom joke of the week over on THE MANNSCHRECKS!!
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Companies are cracking down on remote workers who are "pulling a Ferris Bueller" and faking work.
A town in New York is cracking down on littering -and we are SO here for it.
A dog starts a fire in the kitchen when he turns the stove top burner on by accident.
A clock in a south west England park is MELTING - because of course it is.
Then we take a break for some lovely sponsors, and wrap up with a hot topic on LED screens, the Sphere venue in Las Vegas and the future of travel and entertainment.
Are we turning into Wall-E? Definitely could be.
All that (plus the mom joke of the week) right here on The Mannschrecks!
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Boy do we have an awesome episode in store for you!
A Kinkajou was found WAY outside it's natural habitat (in Washington State, at a rest stop bathroom?)
A Giraffe Gives a two year old an unexpected vertical ride
A sink hole swallows a MASSIVE chunk of a soccer field
AND a Robot that works in government commits suicide?!?
The world continues to be weird and we continue to be here to tell you all about it.
Then we take a break for some EPIC sponsors of life - weddings and Child Dedications and more Oh My!
Then we wrap up by covering some fantastic WEDDING FAILS inspired by a wonderful wedding we just recently attended.
The Mannschrecks are at it again!
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Unless we get busy or we forget.
This might be my favorite episode to date!
After a week off, we cram so much fun into this one
World's Ugliest dog is crowned and it's name is "Wild Thang"
One of the candidates on the ballot is an AI candidate?
A 105 year old lady finally gets her masters degree!
A baby is born in a Golden Corral because the mom DID NOT KNOW she was pregnant?!?
The world is such a strange place - and we love it!
Then we pause for some AMAZING sponsors before diving into a discussion of husbands and wives and the supreme court, play a little heads up AND uncover what should probably be the theme song of this podcast.
This pod is an awesome pod!
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A lady gets EATEN by a giant python!
A couple finds $100k in a safe while MAGNET fishing?!?
A giant fish washes up on shore hundreds of miles from it's native habitat?!?
A woman gets sent to the funeral home from the nursing home WHILE STILL ALIVE?!?
A little boy distracts some congress folks at "bring your kid to work" day!
AND a man is caught driving during a zoom meeting which is ABOUT his suspended license!
The crazy stories are in abundance this week!
Then we stop for some awesome sponsors, and then finish up with a hilarious game of "Would You Rather?" (and, of course, the mom joke of the week)
All in a days work over here at The Mannschrecks!!
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Chasing Wheels of Cheese in the annual Gloucester Cheese Race?
Feral Chickens causing problems for tourists?
Insane Father's Day Gift ideas from the worst gift generator on the internet?
A man with a magnet finds something terrible in the bayou down in New Orleans?
Here at The Mannschrecks podcast - we say YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU MA'AM!
The world continues to be weird, and we continue to be here to tell you about it.
Then we pause for some sponsors before launching into a discussion on "slippery slopes" and whether they are just a scare tactic, or if they're real and how to deal with them either way.
All that, plus a hilarious mom joke of the week!
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A lady gives a coin collection back to a small boy who spent it on ice cream.
A different lady gets 18 (!!) tattoos of Madonna to break a world record.
Air heads releases a new UNDERWATER vending machine.
And a library starts accepting animal photos instead of making people pay fines on damaged books!
Then we pit stop to chat about some fantastic sponsors, and THEN we play a brand new game. Basically, we try to decipher License Plates using our extensive knowledge of texting acronyms. License Plate Lingo is sure to be a success for all involved.
(And don't forget the mom joke of the week).
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Invasion of the raccoons! Ruining crops in Japan, the trash pandas of America have spread.
Chuck E Cheese is finally getting rid of the animatronic band (can't believe they still HAD that, tbh)
Oh, and there are crickets taking over the crops in the west (but do they taste good with honey?)
Then 700 dudes named Kyle met in Kyle Texas to FAIL at setting the world record for the most people with the same name (it wasn't close)
The world continues to be weird - and we continue to be here to tell you all about it.
After some fantastic sponsors, Sara and JJ dive into a conversation about Youth Sports and the troubling trends that have led to a more anxious generation.
All that, and the mom joke of the week!
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A mega church tried to create a sign up to pad their numbers for a traffic stop.
A political candidate has a dead brain worm in his head.
Scientists discover a planet with the consistency of cotton candy, that they cannot explain.
AND
The youngest EVER doctoral candidate gets her degree at 17!
Whew - the world continues to be weird!
Then we dive into some epic sponsors and wrap up with a discussion of technology and it's benefits(?) for our lives.
Article Link:
https://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2024/may-web-only/pastor-apple-ipad-ad-apology-crush-reality.html
And of course, we finish up with the mom joke of the week.
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Wally the Emotional Support Alligator is Missing!
Oh, and a lady dropped off a pile of foxes thinking they were kittens.
Oh, and an Orangutan is using leaves to help heal a face wound?!?
Oh, and a guy caught a 350 pound Snapping turtle that is basically a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Then we stop off for a bit of "Sponsor Of Your Life" - before diving into what might be the WORST Mother's Day gift list we've ever seen (so bad it was probably written by AI)
Plus (of course) the Mom joke of the week!
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Dallas school needed 50 volunteers for a Dad breakfast, and got over 600 volunteers!
A national library in France finds books that are literally poisonous (arsenic in the book covers).
Then there was a fella who used AI to create a audio file of his boss saying terrible things - but thankfully he got caught.
Oh, and apparently there's a volcano in Antarctica spitting out the equivalent of $6k a day in gold and diamond dust into the air!
Then we pause for some fantastic sponsors and move into a few hot topics.
The Eclipse had the End Times prophets all excited, Taylor Swift got the religious folks in a tizzy, then Kanye did some not-so-Christian stuff and Russel Brand got baptized! Boy those Celebrities are baffling - is it possible for them to be Christian (or not?)
All that, plus the mom joke of the week!
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(unless we get busy, or I forget)
Did you know that Sydney has a Duck Fashion show every year on Easter?
How about the fact that a coffee company is using AI to come up with their new flavors and branding?
Oh, and apparently Mexico just signed into the law a rule to take care of the 19 stray cats that life in the Presidential palace.
And how could we forget the duo of drunk vultures that got in some trouble after eating fermented trash and couldn't fly?!?
Then after some fantastic sponsors, we dive into a discussion of whether being a rental landlord can be done morally or not.
All that (plus the mom joke of the week) and more in the latest episode of THE MANNSCHRECKS!
New Episodes every Friday (unless we get busy or forget).
Did a mom SERIOUSLY taser her get to get him to go to church on Easter?
Or how about 77 THOUSAND salmon accidentally spilled into the WRONG river?
I tell Sara one of the craziest stories of identity theft I've ever heard, and then we cover some of the strangest things to wash up on the Jersey Shore.
After a quick stop to talk about some fabulous sponsors - we dive into our Hot Topic, which is PARENTING. When do you force your kid to do stuff? When CAN'T you? We navigate the minefield of tricky parenting situations.
And then, of course, wrap it up with the mom joke of the week!
New episodes every Friday!
(unless we get busy or forget)
Baseball Fields are getting creative in their methods of providing fun for the whole family between innings!
French Waiters are racing through the streets of Paris to get in the competitive spirit for the Olympic games!
A woman "rescues" a hedgehog that turned out to be a pompom off a hat AND
Sara gives us a breakdown of the latest and greatest April Fool's jokes from various brands.
Then we take a break to talk about some fantastic sponsors..
and then wrap it up with a discussion of "Holy Humor Sunday" which is where Christians celebrate the practical joke God played on the devil with the resurrection.
All that (plus the mom joke of the day!
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A guy drops a smoke bomb into a crawl space to get rid of a skunk, and accidentally burns down his house!
A couple middle schoolers rob a bank, but get turned in by their PARENTS!
An elderly man wants his ailing alligator back after the police took it away (bc it was swimming with CHILDREN).
AND the Antarctic branch of the post office is looking for a short term employee to count penguins!
The world is just so cool. Love it.
Then we chat about some sponsors and get into a BIG discussion on the Christian reputation around the food service industry, specifically around tipping.
The Mannschrecks are busy with their move, but we just HAD to take a break and bring you this hilarity. The world continues to be weird, and we continue to be here to tell you all about it.
First - a man pretends to be a tiger for a Zoo escape training exercise.
Then a lady steals $28,000 of free gas thanks to a glitch in the rewards program.
THEN scientists grow a ping pong sized blueberry and I'm not sure I'd actually eat that..
AND THEN we find out that rats are getting into the weed stash in a New Orleans police station and getting high.
(Plus a bonus story about weird earthquakes in Connecticut)
then we take a break from some fantastic sponsors of life, play a little "Would You Rather" - bible edition, and then are reminded of a hilarious video that you absolutely should go watch right now.
Video Link: https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?si=n6IwVUOUmE0fQzW4
Willy's Chocolate Experience!
Skijoring (getting pulled on skis behind horses at speeds up to 40mph!
Some ladies pull a "weekend at Bernie's" stunt to get some money from a dude's bank account!
AND there's a famous dog who has 75 outfits and travels the world as an influencer!
The world continues to be weird, and we continue to talk about it into microphones.
Of course, we have to give a quick update with some house hunting horror stories, some fantastic sponsors of life AND a new hot topic!
Do all dogs REALLY go to heaven?
Sara is skeptical, and I make her feel bad about it.
New Episodes drop every Friday - unless we get busy, forget, or my in-laws pack the microphones away in a box.
An airline pilot delivers a BABY mid flight!
A man gets fired from his hard core band for trying to drug his band mate in order to steal his girlfriend!
Vending machines are apparently recording our faces without anybody knowing AND
Philly's fans are throwing hot dogs on the field and now we can't have nice things anymore.
Then we take a break to talk up some fantastic sponsors of our lives, before bringing back an old classic - Playlist Puzzles!!
This time JJ gets stumped by Zach Williams and Sara reveals she knows basically every 80's song ever, but not very much Sanctus Real.
All that (plus the mom joke of the week) on the latest episode of The Mannschrecks!
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Welcome to our MINI episode!
We tried a new game that didn't work, and then we had a crazier-than-usual week - so we were unable to reschedule the segment. So it's just a pile of goofy stories and some good old fashion sponsors this week!
Florida Man Games have begun!
A dude finds too many bugs up his nose (gross)
A lady accidentally orders PUPPY bouquets instead of poppy flowers. AND a man is in a duke's of hazard style car crash and then follows it up by stealing an ambulance to get away from the hospital.
Even our mini-episodes are ridiculous!
Iran has declared Antarctica as theirs and will be launching scientific and military action on the continent (probably to strap rockets to the penguins, like they did in batman)
A woman finds her OWN wallet washed up on the shore 8 months after losing it in the water.
Maggots fall from the overhead bins on an airplane - yuck!
A man gets caught smuggling pythons in his pants, and I have some concerns about the phrasing.
Finally, in a bonus story - there's a whole world of glowing nature uncovered by UV light in the rainforests of Wales (did you know there were rainforests?? in Wales??)
Then we take a break for some sponsors, and dive into another Hot Topic!
Today we're talking Near Death Experiences and how we are naturally really skeptical of stuff like that. But wow this story tugs on our hearts: https://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2024/february-web-only/philippines-evangelicalism-federico-magbanua-febc-radio.html
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A dude was caught with mummified monkey remains at the border - apparently he thought they might be yummy.
JJ found the great fat tuesday tradition ever - british women racing with a cast iron skillet complete with pancake!
A 200 foot radio tower is STOLEN?!? and JJ has a theory involving Despicable Me.
AND there is a pregnant stingray that MIGHT have mated with a male shark
The world continues to be weird, and we continue to be here to tell you all about!
Then we dive into some fantastic sponsors and then follow it up with the 15 top Taylor Swift conspiracies (from Forbes and Vanity Fair) - and then we struggle to care.
All that and more (plus the mom joke of the week) on the latest episode of The Mannschrecks!
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Did a man drive his Tesla into the Fjord, only to be rescued by a Floating Sauna?!? (yes. yes he did)
Did some billionaire backers jump on board the idea of "Olympics on Steroids" where the athletes are encouraged to dope? (Yes. yes he did)
Did a doctor drive his ATV through a BLIZZARD to get to a young couple and deliver their baby? (of course he did!)
Did a dad lose his kid inside a Hello Kitty claw machine game? (yes. yes he did)
THEN we take a break from the weirdness to chat about some fantastic sponsors of our lives, and then dive into a conversation about whether the "Harvard of Christian Schools" is going woke. 0.
Sara and JJ return in this episode that probably has MORE weirdo stories than ANY other episode we've ever done!
Disco bathroom at a convenience store? Yes please!
Frozen fish taped to ATM's? No thank you.
Alligator's sticking their noses up through the ice? yes, please!
A man digging up his neighbor's yard because he suspects they are pirates? No thank you.
Invasive ants in Africa! Zoo animals wandering the high ways! Dogs with six legs! Pele's long lost daughter and mistaking Bernie Sanders for Barry Sanders?!? Ancient discoveries of the Roman Empire found in England! Stolen King Cakes! Basketball Mascot captures a bat!
Wow - this episode has it all (and the mom joke of the week!)
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Quirky Comedy Quips from a couple of Christians!
(good grief we need a new tagline)
But in the meantime, the world continues to be weird and we continue to be here to tell you about it!
A yogurt company is offering $10K IF you can put your phone in a lock box for a month!
New York police officer is getting in trouble for ignoring "get out of jail free" cards that other police officers have given to friends and family!
A province in Italy is setting up a doggie-doo-doo-database to catch culprits pooing in the streets.
A contractor found a GRENADE in the walls of the bathroom he was renovating!
AND a police officer helps a young couple give birth on the side of the road in a snowstorm!
Woah.
Then after some fantastic sponsors, we dive into another HOT TOPIC - this time, Artificial Intelligence!
All that (and the mom joke of the week) on the latest episode of The Mannschrecks!
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The world continues to be weird, and we continue to be here to tell you all about it!
A 92 year old waterskiing grandma?!?
An iphone falling from 16,000 feet without a SCRATCH?!?
A mom finds a GIANT POISONOUS SNAKE in her 3 year old's dresser?!?
Lady spells Massachusetts wrong on her fake ID while trying to rob a bank?!?
An air traffic controller tells a veteran pilot he's wrong because she GOOGLED it?!?
AND they are adding dressing rooms to the Postal Service stores in France?!?
We have quite a few laughs in this one.
Then we stop off for some fantastic sponsors (and share a bit of wonderful good news)
before diving into a new segment called "Hot Topic"
This week we explore the question - where do we draw the line between art, music, TV, sermons - and the people who make them? If an actor or comedian or politician is a bad person, does that mean we have to boycott the content they create too?
And (of course) the mom joke of the week!
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A woman has her DRIVEWAY stolen (what?)
A dunkin donut's toilet explodes under a guy and causes him to lose the "capacity to enjoy life" (which feels a little dramatic)
A lady undergoes 32(?!?) dental procedures at once (and sues the pants off the dude, of course).
AND a man cannon-balls naked into the fish tank at Bass Pro shop.
The world is STILL weird, even in 2024 - and we are HERE for it.
After some epic sponsors, Sara and JJ chat goals and dreams for 2024 and (of course) finish up with a mom joke of the week.
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The Mannschrecks are back from vacation for a final episode of the year!
A family accidentally buys $10,000 of gift cards for their disney vacation, only to find that they got cards for Disney PLUS instead!
We hear some of the best wedding stories of 2023, and then find out about a lady who STOLE her Uber when the driver wasn't going fast enough.
Oh, and a man sets a record for putting on the most underwear the fastest - and I've got some opinions about how stupid that is.
We check in with some great sponsors, and then do a 20 questions style New Years Review.
We ARE officially on Baby Watch, and when kiddo shows up - that will certainly interfere with our scheduling, but until then - new Episodes can be found right here every Friday!
Even technical difficulties cannot stop this pod!
A brewery decides to try making BLUE CHEESE BEER?!?
A family is startled when they find a OWL LIVING in their Christmas tree!
A man tries to smuggle some otters onto an airplane by hiding them in his underwear!
A tornado rips the roof off a mobile home, and the baby flies up into the air - only to be found, ALIVE, in a tree!?!
Wow - this is an amazing time to be alive.
After some epic sponsors, we play some Christmas Trivia and wrap it up in a bow with the mom joke of the week.
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The world continues to be weird and we continue to be here to tell you all about it!
A woman shoots herself in the butt when she brings her gun INTO the MRI machine.
Creative construction workers find a way to MOVE a house using 700 bars of soap so they can redo the foundation!
A lady who smashed her fast food into the teenage worker's face is sentenced to WORK in fast food to lower her jail time.
A 17 year old passes the bar and sets a record for YOUNGEST to ever do so (and JJ says means things, probably out of jealousy).
AND a group of farmers spray manure all over the government buildings in France (or Germany? or the UK?) to protest new regulations on their livelihoods.
WOW.
Then we take a break for sponsors and come back to play a game (shamelessly stolen from another podcast) called "Grown Up Christmas List" - where we name the most PETTY things we want for Christmas.
All that, plus the mom joke of the week - on the latest episode of The Mannschrecks!
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Carmel and Chocolate spilled all over the high way?!?
Super Pigs are invading America from Canada?!?
A man finds out he's had chopsticks lodged in his BRAIN after seeing a doctor for a headache?!?
And a lawn mower riding eccentric old man passes away and leaves MILLIONS of dollars to his small town to do some good?!?
The world continues to be wonderfully weird, and we are still here to tell you all about it!
Then after some fantastic sponsors - we dive into those ridiculous holiday quizzes to find out what holiday character, what Christmas cookie, and what percentage grinch we are!
All that and more on the latest episode of The Mannschrecks!
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Boy we've got a whole pile of stories today!
Selfies are now becoming a HEALTH HAZARD for young people and I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Wisconsin made baseball cards for their snowplows which feature some of the best puns you've heard all day.
Tumbleweeds the size of cars are causing problems out west and,
A flower company is offering big money if you'll watch and rate 12 hallmark channel movies in 12 days.
Not to mention a couple shotgun stories of people going crazy on airplanes - what is happening to our world?!?
Then we take a break for fantastic sponsors of our life, and then dive into a clever/cringe/playlist puzzles game where we discuss the WORST CHRISTMAS SONGS EVER (and realize we're sort of song snobs)
All that, plus the mom joke of the week, and more on the latest episode of The Mannschrecks!!
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Sara comes in with a CRAZY list of the most expensive foods you can find
Then we hear about a golfer whose ball landed right in a ladies lap. (Thankfully he did NOT swing a golf club at her)
A long distance runner takes third place after getting in a CAR for part of the race, and JJ tracks down the origin story for Rudolph the Red Nosed
After some fantastic sponsors - we dive into another round of "Mannschreck Madlibs!" and then finish off with a classic Mom Joke of the Week.
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We kick off with a discussion of who would be who if we did a muppet remake of the Harry Potter movies, and then..
A plane takes off without a couple of it's windows..
A natural spring looks like pepto-bismal..
A shark gives birth in an all female environment..
A man accidentally drinks cleaning solution that was in his SODA!
and coming in February 2024, the Florida Man Games are now on our radar!
The internet continues to be a weirdo place for news and we continue to be here to tell you all about it!
After some fabulous sponsors, we dive into a brand new (to us) game called "Just Don't Laugh" (basically we tell jokes and the other person has to try not to laugh.)
All that and more on the latest episode of The Mannschrecks!!
After a teeny tiny break to recover from travel and sickness - the Mannschrecks are back at it again!
The world continues to be weird, and we continue to be here to tell you about it!
The CDC releases some stats on the weirdest things pulled out of people in the ER room (you won't believe some of the stuff they got out of this guy's ear).
Russia and Norway are have a bit of a WREATH war on an old monument.
Goldie Hawn says she got touched by an alien 50 years ago and it was a lovely divine feeling, like being touched by God and why why why
A man gets trapped in a bank vault overnight (because there's not actually an override button like we see in the movies)
After some fantastic sponsors, we dive into a brand new game called RETRO REVIEWS. Basically, we read reviews of our favorite products of the 90's on Amazon, and see if the other person can guess the product. (and of course, who could forget the Mom Joke of the week)
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Look no further - this episode has literally everything you could ever ask for to make sure you have the perfect Halloween celebration this year!
[Also, because Sara pays no attention to the actual published episodes, I'd like to take this moment to say that Whoppers are disgusting and no one should ever eat them. One step above candy corn, they are]
A nun tackles an environmental activist who was busy trying to vandalize a building project!
A man pretends to be a mannequin in order to rob a mall!
Netflix is opening up brick and mortar "experiences" (and all we want to know is WHY?)
A Taiwanese couple decides to have their wedding photos taken at a dump in front of a bunch of garbage.
Then we take a break for some awesome sponsors, and then we dive into a hodge podge of Halloween questions and answers, scenarios and stories.
As always, it's a load of fun - so come along and join us!
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Mosquito hordes descend on passengers of a plane in Guadelahara!
A man in New York bites a police officer!
Female Frogs pretend to be dead to avoid sex!
And road crews discover an ancient BOAT 8 feet under the road while excavating new drainage!
The world continues to be weird, and you're fearless podcast leaders are still here to tell you all about it!
Of course, we needed an update on Fat Bear Week 2023, and a little tidbit about an "The Office" themed 5k in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
Following some good ol' sponsors - we dive into another round of our favorite game: "My Off Brand Childhood" - this time it's HALLOWEEN COSTUME edition.
All that and more on the latest episode of The Mannschrecks!
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A lady sues Disney World after she gets the world's worst WEDGIE?!?
An artist is given literal piles of cash to create a painting - but gives them empty picture frames and titles it "Take the Cash and Run"?!?
Then a lady gets caught with Giraffe poop in her luggage? You'll never guess why she wanted it!
And another artist recreates an ENTIRE authentic, old school style jewish bagel shop in New York made entirely out of felt!
The world continues to be weird - and we are still here to tell you all about it.
Then after some amazing sponsors, we dive into a discussion about screen time and privilege based on a lovely article from Christianity Today.
Article Here:
https://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2023/october-web-only/kids-screens-tech-social-media-economic-privilege-parenting.html
Dive into the place where we go to get away from all the things that have a point!
Wally the Emotional Support Alligator is denied entrance to a Phillies game!
A herd of sheep break into a barn and eat 600 POUNTS of marijuana!
Fat Bear Week is nearly cancelled due to government shut down!
AND someone is giving away a FREE stay in SHREK'S SWAMP!!
then we take a break to celebrate some fantastic sponsors and finish up with a brand new game called "Christian Fantasy Football League"
Have you ever run away from home?
A lady drops her apple watch into an outhouse and then gets STUCK when she climbed in to get it back!
The largest effort to find evidence of the Loch Ness Monster in over 50 years takes place!
A little girl gets lost in the woods, but she's found using her puppy as a pillow!
and then two kids (ages 10 and 11) steal their mom's car and make it almost 200 miles before they get caught!
Wow. What an amazing world we live in.
Of course we've got some sponsors, and a great game followed by the Mom Joke of the Week!
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One farmer might have set a world record with his 20 POUNT onion!
Over 580 THOUSAND GALLONS of wine flood the streets of Portugal!
A real life human skull gets donated to Goodwill!
A pet insurance company, Nationwide, puts together a "Hambone Prize" for their best insurance claim of the year!
Boy, the world is still strange - and we are still here to talk about it!
After some fantastic sponsors, we dive into a brand new segment called "Into The Twilight Mirror" - where we talk about our favorite Sci-Fi episodes and the messages that make us think.
Then we finish up, of course, with the Mom Joke Of The Week
Welcome back to the place where you go to get away from all the things that have a point!
The world is still weird, and we are still here to tell you all about it.
A man tries to run across the Atlantic ocean in a hamster wheel (and threatens to blow himself up if the Coast Guard interferes)!
They're putting microchips in Cheese to stop counterfeits in Europe!!
A group doing YOGA gets mistaken for a suicide cult!
After some epic sponsors - Sara and JJ dive into some Wedding Theme conversation - covering Ed Stetzer's list of wedding snafoos, and then chatting about common traditions that some folks want to get rid of!
All that, plus the mom joke of the week!
New Episodes every Friday!
Welcome back to the place you go to get away from all the things that have a point!
Your favorite hosts Sara and JJ return with more games and more crazy stories!
Radioactive Boars are found in Bavaria..
Doctors find a WORM during a biopsy on a lady's BRAIN..
A man gets pulled over for modifying his car to accommodate his 2 TON BULL who wanted to ride shotgun..
AND
a Chicago News crew is robbed at gunpoint WHILE doing a story on rising crime in the area..
Then we take a little break for our fabulous (non-paying) sponsors, and finish up with a couple of games!
Are you a "Chaos" Muppet or an "Order" Muppet?
AND "Explain A Bible Story Badly"
Then, as always, we wrap up with the Mom Joke Of The Week
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Wow - we have a jam packed episode today!
First - we welcome long time friend of the pod (my 7 year old son, Liam) who joins us at random moments throughout the episode.
THEN we have a vital conversation about our theme song and pick a new tune that truly captures our vibe.
When we FINALLY get to our news stories - they do not disappoint!
A man gets pulled over for driving a power wheels car INTOXICATED?!?
Then they find a salt water shark by the river in IDAHO?!?
A very strange fellow gets caught breaking into someone's house and guzzling their gasoline, and then to top it off - a youtube influencer wastes half a million dollars accidentally lighting his brand new ferrari on fire pulling a stunt in a dried out field.
We take a break for some fantastic sponsors, and then dive into another round of one of our favorite games - the 5 second rule!
and (of course) we finish up with the Mom Joke Of The Week!
New Episodes every Friday!
Welcome back to the place where we go to get away from all the things that have a point. The world continues to be crazy, and we continue to be here to tell you about it.
Astronomers capture a picture of a GIANT question mark in the sky - prompting questions about Aliens and who maybe bumped the camera?
Activists are dumping water bottles into the Great Salt Lake - and not even the cardboard cut out of Mitt Romney seems impressed.
Owners of Sunflower fields are complaining about all the people getting naked for photoshoots - come on man, there's kids out there!
Fish are falling from the sky and causing power outages in New Jersey?!?
After some epic sponsors, Sara and JJ return with a game of "Painful Pureflix Puns" - but this time it's "Heinous Hallmark Headlines"
As usual, we finish up with a fantastic mom joke of the week - so funny it causes a coughing fit for JJ.
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It's time to take a break and marvel with us at the world of bizarre and hilarious news stories with commentaries from your favorite Pastor's wife and her sidekick.
A frog was found ALIVE? in a tub of spinach from the supermarket.
Well that's nothing - they found a humpback WHALE in the amazon rainforest!
Well actually THAT'S nothing - this guy drove his car throw a window of a house on the SECOND FLOOR?
And, wait for it --- that's not even the craziest story this week?!?
A woman driving a riding lawnmower has a venomous snake fall on her from the sky, and then is attacked by a hawk trying to reclaim his dinner!
After a brief stop in with our awesome sponsors, we jump into another round of "clever or cringe" before wrapping it up (as always) with the Mom Joke Of The Week!
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The world is still weird and the Mannschrecks are still here to tell you all about it!
Is that bear in a Chinese zoo actually a man in a bear costume?
Did Westboro baptist church picket a church in Hawaii, just because it was on the way to their beach vacation?
Did the cops purchase this young man a PS5 after some grumpy neighbors called the cops on his efforts to mow lawns?
Did a bear get loose in the cargo hold of a passenger plane?
Find out on this week's episode of The Mannschrecks!
(oh, and check out our awesome sponsors and stick around for the Mom Joke of the Week)
THEN we play a brand new game called "Painful Pureflix Puns!" where we make up the plot to pureflix movies based on the titles, OR we make up the title based on the plot - either way, it's hilarious.
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(after an unexpected MISSING week - we are back!!)
A man reunites with his birth mother after 20 years... and they work at the same hospital?!?
Some painters misspelled "SCHOOL" on the road in front of the SHCOOL
People are stealing props off the set of Beetlejuice 2? (Also, there's going to be a BEETLEJUICE 2?!?!?)
A lady finds a PEARL in her dinner? (Which the boyfriend then turns into an engagement ring?)
SO many crazy stories, so little time.
But there is ALWAYS time for "Sponsor of Your Life" and Mom Joke of the Week
(and we might need to talk about UFO's and Wonka a little bit.
Though a bit sleepy, our hosts Sara and JJ return with more ridiculous stories from the weirdest corners of the internet (and maybe from mainstream political dinners?)
We've got AI robots caring for the elderly, fundraisers for political candidates farting at one another during an argument on climate change, giant catfish and even an otter who steals surf boards!
Where else, I ask you, can you find such an insane lineup of fantastic stories?
After some sponsors, we dive in with a brief discussion of positive environmental practices like washing dishes by hand and putting up a clothesline! (so simple! So easy! So nice for the budget!)
New Episodes every Friday (and of course, a new mom joke of the week)
Wow there is a lot going on in the animal kingdom for us today!
First, a mayor of a town in Mexico marries a gator - which seems totally normal.
Then a lady in Maine punches a bear in the nose, while some folks in England are racing snails for the world championships. OH, and don't forget the underwater performance designed to raise awareness of America only coral reef! (yeah, we didn't know about it either).
Of course we have some fantastic sponsors, and then BAM we finish up with another round of Mannschreck Madlibs!
Welcome back to the place where you go to get away from all the things that have a point!
Your favorite hosts Sara and JJ are back with more goofy stories, awesome sponsors - and even a little spicy opinion on homeschooling!
First there is the appearance of "watermelon snow" in Utah, then a man who sings over 3000 DIFFERENT songs in his karaoke career, then there's a robot conductor that leads an orchestra in Japan and a murderer who accidentally shoots himself when his droopy pants cause him to trip.
It's a study in the "uncomfortable laughs of Sara" before we get to our AWESOME sponsors, and then wrap up with a discussion on recent homeschooling articles that have popped up in light of some hot button documentaries and more.
Links to the two articles:
[there may be a paywall]
https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/interactive/2023/christian-home-schoolers-revolt/
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/13/opinion/shiny-happy-people.html
The Mannschrecks are back for more!
A man beats the world record for 100meter sprint IN HIGH HEELS.
Mark Zuckerberg offers to fight Elon Musk (and we're all desperately crossing our fingers that it actually happens). Do you think he might have a brother named Mike?
A 100 year old man gets almost 200 dogs to come to his birthday party, and he pets every single one.
AND a police force buys a "police tractor" and has a naming contest. JJ thinks that Optimus Crime and his buddy Robo-Crop should do a cartoon buddy cop tv show.
Then we've got some classic sponsors and another round of HEADS UP!!
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Piles of crazy news stories for you today!
A woman refuses to take down her 9 foot werewolf decoration! (his name is Phil)
A different lady KNOCKS on the wall of her coffin DURING her funeral!
A bear climbs into a worker's truck and eats his lunch!
A 28 year old lady enrolls in HIGH SCHOOL in order to learn English (which has both Sara and I recommending officials look the other way)
After some epic sponsors, we've got a fascinating article on the troubles of the Nuclear Family that we want to tell you all about!
Article Link: https://www.theatlantic.com/video/index/606157/modern-family/#:~:text=The%20nuclear-family%20unit%2C%20Brooks%20argues%2C%20is%20a%20privilege,norm%E2%80%94and%20it%20should%20no%20longer%20be%20the%20ideal.
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Happy (almost) Father's Day everyone!
Wow - do we have a pile of crazy stories for you today!!
A woman mouths "help me" to a police officer driving by, leading to the arrest of a shooting suspect!
A horse falls into a neighbors basement, and it takes a whole crew to lead it back out again!
A dumb tiktoker jumps into an allegator pit to do a Steve Irwin impression, but later gets arrested.
AND a man teaches his kid to gut a fish and the internet decides he's a terrible parent.
Then after some fantastic Sponsors, JJ has a couple of articles about the importance of Fathers (which is oddly self serving, but whatever)
Article Link:
https://evergreenpsychotherapycenter.com/importance-fathers/
And of course - the mom joke of the week.
New Episodes every Friday!
After a successful business man in Australia passed away, his family finds out that he was actually a criminal escaped from prison, on the run from troubles when he was a teenager!
A lady finds a MASTADON tooth on the beach, and uses social media to find it again when she loses it.
Then we've got to chat about the world's fasted garbage can, and some guys who ramped their car off the back of a tow truck!
All that, plus some fantastic sponsors AND another round of PLAYLIST PUZZLES!! (this time it's Taylor Swift VS Audio Adrenaline, while Sara plumbs the depths of her emo past)
Yes, a man actually shot his roommate in the butt over a hot pocket!
Oh, and some high school seniors listed their school on Zillow for a prank; Swastika Mountain gets a new name, AND an official in India orders the draining of a water reservoir during a DROUGHT because he dropped his phone in their while taking a SELFIE.
Holy smokes this is the greatest podcast ever. :P
On top of all that awesomeness - some good ol' sponsors and the mom joke of the week!
Plus we have another round of Mannschreck Environmental Stewardship Solutions (becaue we gotta talk about this M.E.S.S.)
Article here:
https://greenisthenewblack.com/10-crazy-but-cool-inventions-that-are-solving-the-worlds-environmental-problems/
Hey crazy - they discovered an old tablet that is DIRECTLY referenced in the old testament in the bible?!?
A team of Orcas scared the bajeebers out of a couple who was just trying to take some lovely pictures.
A man who wanted to be "Bouncy Castle King" gets busted burning down all his competitors warehouses
And did you know the ruby slippers were stolen almost TWO DECADES ago?? Well don't worry, they found the thief!
All that, plus some awesome sponsors and a brand new game!!
Whisper challenge game: where one person wears headphones and the other person whispers and you have to guess what they are saying.
A goat screamed so realistically that the police came to investigate!
A woman survived for 5 days on candy and wine in her car!
A man created a motorcycle that runs on beer!
A woman comes back and asks for a refund on her wedding pictures FOUR YEARS LATER because she was getting divorced!
The world is a wonderful, weird, weird place - and we are here for it.
Then after some fantastic sponsors, we jump in with another NEW game - RAPID FIRE! As you may have seen on various late night shows - we just try to create brain freeze with rapid fire questions.
All that and a mom joke of the week!!
Back for more??
A Ukrainian dude gets pulled over for drunk driving and has a fake Boris Johnson driver's license?
A SUN gobbles up a planet - do you think it gets indigestion?
A student EATS a $120,000 piece of art while visiting a museum, after accidentally skipping breakfast? What?
And of course, after some fantastic sponsors (like frosting) - we have to dive into the topic of Mother's Day in the church, and realize that we are just ridiculous old grumps. :P
All that plus the Mom Joke Of The Day here on another fantastic episode of The Mannschrecks!!
Sara and JJ are back for more! It's a great week for extra exclamation points!!
A hero 7th grader pulls over a school bus after the driver collapses!
There's an island in Scotland that's available for under $200,000!
A Jeep is pulled out of a lake - and there's a lady inside! (And she's alive!)
A German Landlord wins a court case that says he's allowed to sunbathe naked and the tenets can't ask for lower rent!
All that, plus we return with another round of Head's Up and (of course) Sponsors and a mom joke of the week!
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WOW - what an amazing episode we have for you this week.
Stories include:
a toddler who breaks into the White House..
a lady who uses to poison cheesecake to try and kill her friend and steal her identity..
London bridge still exists, and it's in ARIZONA?!?
Some cyclists in France map out a dinosaur with their route..
AND researchers are using taxidermied BIRDS to create drones that study flight patterns to improve aviation?!?
The world is a weird and wonderful place my friends,
And then after some fantastic sponsors, Sara and JJ play a new game: 5 Second Rule!(it's harder than it sounds)
All that, plus a mom joke of the week!
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A dude lies to his girlfriend about what she's eating and the internet decides he's a jerk.
Arnold Schwartzeneggar fills in a pothole that wasn't actually a pot hole (oops!)
Relevant Magazine totally steals one of our games - pairing Florida Man headlines with bible stories.
AAAAANNNNND a lady finds an URN at goodwill WITH ASHES INSIDE?!?
all in a days work at the Mannschreck's crazy newsdesk.
Then, after some fantastic sponsors, we play a new game called Mannschreck Mad Libs (which is exactly what it sounds like - and is inspired by another goofy Christian podcast: Fun Sexy Bible Time!)
and, of course, the Mom Joke Of the Week
Audio Glitches will not stop us!
Despite the fact that our AMAZING Guest Host (friend of the Pod, Pastor Ira Hall)'s audio was cut out because JJ doesn't know what he's doing with the technology - we still have so much great stuff for you in this episode!
Would you order bear meat from a vending machine?
Did some Florida police "arrest" an alligator for loitering?
Somebody called the police on a Boba Fett cosplayer, and grown adults push kids out of the way to get extra eggs at an Easter Egg hunt - good grief.
Then, after some wonderful sponsors, we introduce a brand new game!
Prosperity Price is Right - come on down!
New Episodes every Friday - and someday we will figure out how to successfully have friends on this podcast!
A tiny bit late - but here we are!
(you didn't think we'd let you down and NOT post some awesome stories did you?)
There is an ocean 400 miles under the earth's crust?
Man accuses a GHOST of pushing a shopping cart into his nice, new truck?
People are stuffed WEIGHTS into Walleye fish to win a contest?
The world is a strange place, :P
Then we dive into another round of "Clever Or Cringe" and we look at best practices for Easter promotions at Church. Actually, some of these ideas aren't so bad..
And then of course we've got sponsors of our life and finishing up with the Mom joke of the week!
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Did two men break out of prison, only to get caught at a nearby IHOP? (yes, yes they did)
Did an owl get stuck in someone's chimney and cause a carbon monoxide leak? (yes, yes it did)
Did some Salmon poachers come from Colorado to Michigan for a quick score? (yes, yes they did)
Did some Polish Politicians accuse one another of trying to force people to eat worms? (good grief, what on earth is even happening over there?)
Also, Sara and JJ dive into an ethical dilemma. It's never okay to hit a woman, but what if you slap her with a slice of Pizza? Find out on this latest episode of The Mannschrecks!
Then we introduce a new segment where we play games we found on popular talk shows and daytime television. This week: Heads UP from the Ellen Degeneres show.
And as always, some sponsors of life and the Mom Joke Of The Week!
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Would you pay more for your house if it was actually a haunted house franchise?
Australia is covered in dead fish for some reason, and Maine drivers are determined to have inappropriate license plates?!?
Also there's a dude in Spain who wants to walk around naked, and the Spanish high court is there to back him up!
The world is a very strange place - and we are here to talk about it!
Also, we check in with our Twitter Times segment and cover the shift in Contemporary Christian lyrics, and the showdown of BEST Contemporary Christian Artist of all time - and the results will shock you!
As always, we cover some sponsors of our life, and finish up with a mom joke of the week. All that and more on the latest episode of The Mannschrecks!
New Episodes every Friday morning!
Bright Pink Grasshoppers?
Drunk drivers cars taken away and shipped to the Ukraine as punishment?
A REPTILE cafe?!?
Dog finds a human hand while on a walk through the park?!?
The world is full of hilarious and ridiculous stories - and we are here to tell you all about them.
Also, we bring in another segment of "The Internet Knows Everything" and explore some truly traumatic house renovation failures that will make you so thankful to have a functioning roof over your head!
And, after last week's audio snafoo, the mom joke of the week has returned!!
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no intro music? what?
An episode that cuts off in the middle without a mom joke of the week?
Oh goodness, sounds like some tech trouble has hit The Mannschrecks!!
But don't worry - you can still catch some hilarious news stories, and sponsors and we will post a remastered and much improved version of the podcast soon!
Stay tuned and we will be back (as soon as JJ figures out his new computer)
Welcome back to the place where we go to take a break from all the things that have a point!
We've got another great episode full of goofy stories, piles of jokes and lots of laughs.
JJ found a story about an elementary school that built legs out of legos for a turtle that lost it's back legs!
A mysterious 5 foot iron "orb" washes up on Japanese soil causing the military to get interested and JJ to come up with conspiracy theories about aliens.
A florida couple gets in trouble when they make a fake video about disney world for their tiktok influenced crowd.
and finally Sara found an app that tells you how your cat is feeling (because who knew that's what we needed in this world?)
We take a pitstop for some fantastic sponsors of our life, and then jump in with another round of "My Off Brand Childhood!"
(and of course we finish up with a mom joke of the week)
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Welcome back to the place where you go to get away from all the things that have a point!!
We dive in with a whole pile of hilarious weirdo stories:
PETA offers to replace stolen parts to the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile if only they will denounce everything the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile stands for.
A man makes off with an entire SEMI full of Cadbury eggs - which leads us to ask: what on earth is he even going to do with that?
We cover a list of most hilarious laws that are still in effect in America, (and you'd be surprised how many of them are probably a good idea)
Then we learn about a dog who jumps off the dock to face off with a 12 foot hammer head shark while a boat of tourists watches.
After a pit stop for some coffee and sponsors, we introduce a new bit call "Dumpster Diving" where we dip our toes into the world of REAL news stories with a rapid fire round of responses - which reminds us why we need podcasts like ours where we take a break!
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Sara and JJ tear themselves away from the superbowl in order to record yet another fantastic episode for you!
First we need to update you both on our shocking superbowl half-time hot takes, and a quick review of the Friends Conversation Hearts before we get to the Newsdesk.
Then at the newsdesk we find the predictable levels of hilarious and crazy;
A lady receives a pile of love letters that her father sent to her mother during World War II - from someone who found them in their house while renovating!
Did you know that the people in Pakistan love tractors more than John Deere enthusiasts? That's crazy.
Do we have a submission for a new level of "Florida Man" - that's actually Florida WOMAN??
Or what about the actual Florida Man guy who broke in, but then tried to leave his debit card behind in order to pay for the stuff?
All that and, of course, Sponsors of our life and the Mom Joke of the Week!
Buckle up for another great episode of THE MANNSCHRECKS!!
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Wow what I PACKED episode we have for you this week!!
First - we've got some crazy stories: a kid buys one THOUSAND dollars worth of food on his dad's Uber Eats app, and then we talk about the greatest automobile theft in history!
Then we take a dive into Valentine's Day to talk updated conversation hearts lingo and go over a list of fantastically horrible pick up lines that Christians can use.
After a break for some good ol' Sponsors of Life, we finish up with a CRAZY segment of "Christian Celebrity, Celebrity Christian" - except, instead of focusing on WHO said it, we can actually evaluate the CONTENT of what was said!?! Amazing.
Show Notes:
If you want to financially support the pod, click this link: https://gofund.me/e46ce02c
Outline
0:37 - Newsdesk
10:12 - Valentine's Day
23:38 - Sponsor of Life
26:08 - Christian Celebrity, Celebrity Christian
36:36 - Mom Joke Of The Week
6 yo kid orders $1,000 worth of Uber Eats:
https://www.today.com/food/news/grubhub-boy-thousand-dollar-order-rcna68659
Greatest Car Theft in History:
https://www.thedrive.com/news/16660/this-is-how-north-korea-once-stole-1000-volvos-from-sweden
Brachs Debuts new "Friends" Conversation Hearts;
https://www.chewboom.com/2023/02/05/brachs-debuts-new-friends-conversation-hearts-for-2023-valentines-day-season/
Best Christian Pick Up Lines:
https://margaretfeinberg.com/23-of-the-best-christian-pick-up-lines/
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Did a Japanese youtube creator hook up his fish to a video game and then everyone watched the livestream of the beta fish exiting the game to purchase a new avatar and change the username? Yes. Yes he did.
Did a team of scientists swallow lego pieces and come up with VERY scientific acronyms (like F.A.R.T.) in their study? Yes. Yes they did.
Do Aerosmith, Newsboys and DC Talk feature in the latest round of Playlist Puzzles? Why YES, yes they do.
You definitely don't want to miss this latest and greatest episode from The Mannschrecks!
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Show Notes:
GoFundMe!!
https://gofund.me/e46ce02c
Japanese Youtuber's Fish Goes Rogue:
https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/east-asia/japan-youtuber-pet-fish-nintendo-b2271867.html
Doctors Eat Legos For Science And Stuff:
https://news.sky.com/story/doctors-eat-lego-to-discover-how-long-it-takes-to-pass-through-digestive-systems-11566659
A fire in Wisconsin caused a river of BUTTER that the fire-fighters had to wade through? (Of course it did)
A little girl turns in a cookie to the Police Department to check for Santa's DNA.
FEMA's translators get in a little bit of trouble when they put out some NONSENSE forms for Alaskan Natives.
And Lake Superior State University comes up with a list of BANISHED words - which we thought was hilarious.
After some fantastic sponsors of our life, we dive into a brand new game called "Ruin With 1 Letter" - which is trickier than it looks!
Of course, if you want to ACTUALLY sponsor us - you can check out this GoFundMe right here: https://gofund.me/e46ce02c
Outline of Pod:
0-1:50 - Introduction
1:50-21:30 - Newsdesk
21:30-24:35 - Sponsors of Life
24:35-31:52 - Ruin With 1 Letter
31:52 - Mom Joke of the Week
Article Links:
Banished Words:
https://www.lssu.edu/traditions/banishedwords/
Santa's DNA on a cookie:
https://news.yahoo.com/girl-asks-police-help-her-000439498.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall
FEMA translation troubles:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fema-alaska-native-wrong-translation_n_63c14fb1e4b0d6f0ba03ea45
Dairy Fire Clogs Canal with Butter RIVER:
https://nypost.com/2023/01/04/wisconsin-canal-clogged-by-melted-butter-after-dairy-fire/
Woah - we've (sort of ) got sponsors!!
We posted a GoFundMe to raise a bit of money to upgrade the quality of our podcast. (I think you'll agree, it will be a welcome change).
We've already raised 20% of our big goal and we'd like to thank some wonderful people!!
If you love what we do and would like to support it, click this link!!
https://gofund.me/2231f7a9
Then we've got to dive into this pile of ridiculous stories including..
Rocks falling on cars just after the guy gets out...
Sweden is considering NOT being the little town from the movie Footloose..
A woman hires a flashmob to dance at her funeral...
AND then a thief who actually CALLED 911 to request assistance in moving some of the furniture from the house they were robbing. (wow)
Then we talk sponsors of our life and finish up with a pile of hilarious house hunting horror stories!
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Did a random dude on twitter comb through dozens of 1923 magazines to find predictions for 2023? (YES)
Did the Canadian police compile a list of WORST reasons to call 911 in an effort to raise awareness of what an actually constitutes an emergency? (YES)
Do we have to tell you all about these bonkers stories and laugh about it a lot? (DOUBLE YES)
Then, after some awesome Sponsors, we bring back an old segment called "Celebrity Christian, Christian Celebrity" and we talk about how Matthew McConaughey feels persecuted for his faith (as he mentioned when he was a guest on the Joe Rogan podcast?!?)
Show Notes:
Here's a way to ACTUALLY sponsor us!
https://gofund.me/e46ce02c
Outline:
0 - Intro
1:05 - Twitter Predictions
8:21 - Worst 911 Calls
13:50 - Sponsor of our Life!
17:36 - Celebrity Christian, Christian Celebrity
32:26 - Mom Joke Of The Week
Twitter Thread with 1923 Newspaper predictions for 2023:
https://www.news18.com/buzz/300-year-lifespan-curls-for-men-twitter-thread-reveals-wild-predictions-made-in-1923-for-2023-6741919.html
10 worst 911 calls from 2022 for Canada!
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/01/06/canada-RCMP-Saskatchewan-most-inappropriate-911-calls-of-2022/7391673029888/
Matthew McConaughey goes viral in interview with Joe Rogan:
https://churchleaders.com/outreach-missions/436839-matthew-mcconaughey-on-joe-rogan-goes-viral.html
It's 2023 and The Mannschrecks are at it again!
As usual we found the goofiest stories on the internet this past week:
-A vet performed surgery on a cat and found 38 hair ties in it's tummy!
-10 South Korean tourists show up at a New York couple's home in the middle of a blizzard and it turns into an awesome 2 day Christmas party!
-A man tries to steal donuts and threatens the workers with a HACHET!
-A prison guard gets busted smuggling in contraband... HAMBURGERS to the prisoners!
Of course we just have to talk about what's sponsoring our lives these days, and we conclude with a mom joke of the week.
BUT before we finish we introduce a BRAND NEW GAME!
Basically, with "Muppetize me" we take bible stories and imagine how we would make the muppet movie version of the story. Would Ms. Piggy be a good Mary, mother of Jesus? Would Fozzy Bear make a solid Haman? What about a Rizzo The Rat angel?
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Can you believe it's the LAST episode of 2022?
Well good riddance - so long 2022, bring on the new year!
We say goodbye with all your favorite elements: crazy news stories, "sponsors" of life, and then we finish out with another round of "Mannschrecks At The Movies"
A little girl's big sister convinces her to climb INSIDE the claw machine!
A married couple who have the same birthday have a baby on THEIR BIRTHDAY! The entire family shares ONE birthday?!?
A man tries to use the carpool lane by strapping an inflatable GRINCH into the passenger seat.
Police break down the door to an art exhibit in an attempt to save a damsel in distress (who happened to be made out of art supplies)
After all that zany crazy-ness - we've GOT to talk about a new movie "Glass Onion" which Sara and JJ loved!
(and of course - we finish up with the mom joke of the week)
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In our FINAL episode before Christmas finally arrives, we have so much fun to bring you!
As usual, we have a pile of crazy stories involving a license to own a Unicorn, the world's oldest chicken and then a police officer who's being a real GRINCH about speeding tickets.
Of course we've GOT to pump up some fantastic sponsors of our life, and there's probably a Christmas-themed mom joke of the week waiting at the end.
What on earth are you waiting for? It's Christmas vacation! Put up your feet and join us in the place where we go to get away from all the things that have a point.
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Here we go!
JJ and Sara return for more crazy antics that you absolutely cannot miss.
First, we've got an update on the Twitter Trouble: Battle for the greatest Christmas Movie of all time - and we have a winner!!
Then we tell some bonkers stories about stolen bull sperm (ew), a deer that's getting into the holiday spirit and a woman who fakes labor to get them to land a plane (and a dozen passengers flee from the landing?!? Smells like a spy movie to me)
Then we introduce a brand new game called "Mann-schreck-splaining"!
First our kiddos have a turn explaining popular Christmas movies and song lyrics to us, and then Sara and JJ take turns making up random and incorrect definitions of the latest and greatest slang words off Urban Dictionary.
Don't forget the classic Sponsor of your life AND the Mom Joke of the week (I think you get three of them in this episode)
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WOWOWOWOW, you don't want to miss this episode!
A lady gives birth AND wins the lottery on the same day, camels are using botox to cheat in beauty pageants in Qatar, people are doing hilarious phone pranks on their elected officials AND New York is paying big bucks for someone to help get rid of their rat problem!
As if that wasn't enough - we introduce the "Battle For the Best Christmas Movie Ever!" which is a voting challenge over going on over on Twitter, have some classic sponsors of our life AND finish up with a fantastic mom joke of the week.
We love making them, we hope you love listening!
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The Mannschrecks are BACK after a holiday break, and we're here for you!
We've got a pile of crazy stories to talk about, some fantastic sponsors of life and then we get to introduce a brand new segment called "The Internet Knows Everything"
Did a woman give birth in a McDonald's bathroom? (yes, yes she did)
Did a cat sneak into a man's luggage and get caught in the airport xray? (yes, yes it did)
Did some Russian comedians call the president of Poland pretending to be the president of France? (yes, yes they did)
and then finally..
Did someone buy Steve Job's nasty old shoes for over $200,000? (of course they did)
Then laugh along with us as we examine a Wikihow article on "how to prepare for Christmas"
Welcome back to the place where we go to get away from all the things that have a point - we have a ton of fun here.
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It's the week of Thanksgiving! You're busy! We're busy!
So we switched it up a bit this week and did a "no prep" pod, where Sara and JJ just riff on a topic, with no preparation.
This week we're talking HOLIDAYS! Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Christmas Trees - you name it, we covered it.
So take a break from all that turkey and fall asleep listening to the latest episode of The Mannschrecks!!
The Mannschrecks are back for more!
We've got a fresh slate of crazy news stories that we are excited to share with you!
Did you know that November 10th is World Record Day?
What about the rare NASA photo of the sun actually smiling at us? (looks like the StayPuft Marshmallow man, if we're honest)
A little girl gets her head stuck in the toilet and a couple finds a giant diamond at what is possibly the world's coolest state park!
Toss in a brand new game where we come up with slogans for bible characters if they were politicians, sponsors of our life and (of course) the Mom Joke Of The Week - and you've got a pretty darn good episode of... The Mannschrecks!
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Welcome to our smooth jazz warm and cozy episode, where we snuggle up with a blanket, and tell you crazy stories while you fall asleep.
Well - I mean, how can you fall asleep with more hilarious news stories and games to listen to?!?
We've got people licking TOADS, runaway Christmas decorations that are bigger than cars, a lottery winner who wears a mascot costume to hide his identity and a famous piece of art that has been displayed upside down for 75 years!! You just can't get any better than that!
Then, after a quick break for some good ol' Sponsors of Life, we jump into another round of MY OFF BRAND CHILDHOOD - Book Series Edition! Can you guess the Name Brand versions of these famous Kid's Series?
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Are ya thirsty for more? Because WE ARE!!
We jump in with a look at a very disappointing laundry folding robot that the tech world assures us is the best we can do at the moment, then we keep it going with a truly bizarre story involving Chinese Government officials calling newlywed couples EVERY THREE MONTHS to see if they're pregnant yet. Good grief.
Then, after a pit stop for some fantastic "sponsors of our life" we dive into another round of PLAYLIST PUZZLES!!
For the unfamiliar - we basically share lyrics with one another and try to guess if it's 80's love ballad or 90's Contemporary Christian songs.
All that and (of course) the Mom Joke of the Week!
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It finally happened!
Every week JJ and Sara bring goofy news stories to tell to one another (and to all of you wonderful listeners) - and for the first time ever, they brought the exact same story to tell!
It totally makes sense, because the story is hilarious, as are these other stories:
-Woman uses bees to assault police in an effort to stop a wrongful eviction.
-Someone is posting hilarious (but fake) signs all over the woods warning people to be nice to Bigfoot, using the official Department logo.
-And an antique vampire hunting kit went up for auction - complete with pistols, crucifix and even a wooden stake!
Then we have another round of "Mannschrecks At The Movies" where Sara and JJ discuss a recent release and this week we are talking TOP GUN: MAVERICK!
All that, plus sponsors and (of course) the Mom Joke of the week!
Don't miss out, new episodes every Friday!
What on earth are we gonna do about all these Christians and their "alternative Halloween" options?
Is the definition of "anti-halloween" secretly just "all the other awesome stuff you can do in the fall"?
Join us in another round of Clever or Cringe as JJ brings Sara some hilarious Christian Halloween decorations and we discuss "alternative" Halloween celebrations.
Of course, before we dive into that silliness - we've GOT to talk about a life size replica of Han Solo made of BREAD and NASA doing more NASA stuff by shooting asteroids out of the sky! It's a great week for bizarre stories.
All that, plus our favorite segments of "Sponsor of Your Life" and a little halloween flavor for the "Mom Joke of the Week"
New Episodes every Friday!
(and remember - never stop Fall-O-Ween Jesus!!)
For a very special 25th episode Sara and JJ play a one time brand new game where we answer 25 questions about one another - Newly Wed Style. (much hilarity ensues)
But first we've GOT to talk about some more crazy news stories!
Including (but not limited to)
- A Wedding Ring Recovered in the yard after a LITERAL hurricane comes through
- A brand new podcast based on a beloved children's TV show (Arthur)
- An escaped Rodeo bull that somehow DISAPPEARED and they can't find it
- A Spanish tradition of building 40 foot human towers, dating back hundreds of years! (complete with pics and videos!)
And it just wouldn't be The Mannschrecks without the Sponsors of our Life and the Mom Joke Of the Week!
Come celebrate our extra special 25th episode!
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Those crazy Mannschrecks are at it again!
First we need to discuss some hilarious world records - whether that's playing soccer at the highest altitude or longest 50/50 grind on a skateboard (while BLIND).
Or you can enjoy our fall inspired Sponsors of Life - because FALL is amazing!
And then we jump into an environmental stewardship conversation about Cultivated meat?!? Would you eat a burger if you knew it did NOT come from a dead animal, but was grown in a lab instead? There's some crazy stuff out there.
And of COURSE we wrap up with the Mom Joke of the Week!
New Episodes Friday Mornings.
For the very first time EVER on the Mannschrecks Podcast we have a visiting GUEST HOST.
David Carlson, aka @thebibleinverse is an epic poet and all around hilarious twitter personality who has been a twitter mutual of JJ's for a long time.
We bring him on to talk about his project over at https://www.davidecarlson.net/the-bible-in-verse. Essentially, he's walking through scripture, retelling it in epic poetic form. It's beautiful stuff and we highly recommend you check it out!
Then we've got a story of an overturned semi in Florida full of beer, some classic sponsors of our lives - and then we introduce a brand new game!
Headline Hustle - Bible Edition is a game where we take obscure bible stories and turn them into "Florida Man" headlines. David had a tweet go viral on that very topic, and so we brought the creator of the game on to see if he can stump us in our bible knowledge (update: he can)
All that and OF COURSE the mom joke of the week - here on another episode of The Mannschrecks!
Have you had a rough week? Have you had a fantastic week?
Either way, you could use a break!
Take a half hour and join us in the place where we go to avoid all the things that have a point!
JJ and Sara tell ridiculous stories, play games and share what's sponsoring their life this week.
(apologies for the weird audio hiccups at the beginning, but it's worth it because in this episode you'll find...)
-Do you know what the world record is for the LARGEST BLANKET FORT?? A Utah town is determined to find out!
-Did medieval people really believe that salting owls and grinding them up into a powder would help the gout? (of course they did)
-Smugglers get BUSTED in an airport when a trail of slime leads to the discovery of almost 100 west African snails in someone's luggage!
Then we return to one of our FAVORITE new games "My Off Brand Childhood" - this week with a new twist!
All that, plus sponsors and the mom joke of the week!
New Episodes every Friday.
Hey-O! It's time for some more goofy fun with your favorite clergy couple!
We've got a pile of crazy news stories to laugh about, and then an awesome game!
A coyote gets into a families bathroom? Yikes!
A Chinese man floats away in a hot air balloon for days? The stuff of nightmares, right there.
Is there going to be a new trend of taking people's ashes and launching them into outer space? JJ thinks maybe, after hearing what happens to Lieutenant Uhura.
and finally we go over a whole PILE of new words Merriam-Webster has added to the official dictionary JUST to make us cringe.
Then we take an 80's country detour into another round of Playlist Puzzles!
(and of course it just WOULDN"T be an awesome episode of the Mannschrecks without the sponsors of our life and the mom joke of the week!)
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EPISODE 20!?!?!?!?!?!
We dive right in with some hilarious news stories of various Mayors who are angry with the hoodlum yooths of their towns.
In America a Mayor gets his bike stolen WHILE CAMPAIGNING that bike safety has been a problem.
In Venice a Mayor calls two tourists "imbeciles" after they ride motorized surfboards through the famous Venice Channels.
Then we jump into another round of "Christian Celebrity, Celebrity Christian" and get lost in a fascinating discussion about Christian schooling and the faith of Kanye West.
(and don't forget some more wonderful sponsors of our life AND the mom joke of the week :) )
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Wow this might be an episode for the history books!
As the title hints, the stories just could not get crazier!
Sara and JJ are back with more hilarious stories, more sponsors of life and more games!
A zoo employee dressed like an ostrich getting chased by co-workers who have nets during an "animal escape drill"? That sounds totally normal.
Did a man have to call the fire department to get his arm free from his couch? Of course he did.
Is New York going overboard with their new restrictions on the sales of the dangerous new drug - whipped cream? Or is this just a symptom of the no-common-sense world we live in now?
Also - did you know that there are Air Guitar WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS?!? We didn't either, but we MUST talk about it.
We give "5 Second Summaries" another go'round, and of COURSE - we end with the mom joke of the week.
Whew. I'm winded from just writing that summary.
New Episodes every Friday - take a break from all the things that have a point, tune in and have a laugh with The Mannschrecks!
Hey crazy story we are BACK for MORE!
Your favorite goofy clergy couple is back with some bizarre news stories, epic-ly normal sponsors of life and a brand new game!
This week we ask ourselves "what would you do if a SEAL came in through the kitty door?" and then "can legally beating the system for gambling at Blackjack be considered an honorable job for a man to use to provide for his family?"
Then we introduce a brand new game we just made up - My Off Brand Childhood! A bit of a play on the Midwest moments, we discuss off brand products, and then make up our own "Off Brand" names for our favorite movies.
So kick up your feet because it's time to hit up the place where you go to get away from all those things that have a point.
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The Mannschrecks are back once again with more laughs, thoughtful discussion and self deprecating humor!
Our newsdesk is overrun with stories! From old men who have found out that they were accidentally declared dead, to a car thief who tried to hide inside an oversized teddy bear - we've got something for everyone. We also have to learn a new word from Sara - SPLOOTING, and you will literally never guess that that means.
JJ brings in another segment of "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" and we still feel fine! (Did you know that there's an end of the world prophecy about the number of popes?)
Sponsors of our lives are coming in STRONG today, and of course - the Mom Joke Of The Week!
Come check us out and take a break from all those things you do that have a point!
The Mannschrecks are BACK with more crazy antics!
This week in at the newsdeck we dive into some bizarre stories about a big sister stolen at birth, reunited 17 years later, and a prankster physicist who substituted some spanish sausage for a picture of a star!
Then we dive into a fascinating conversation with a brand new segment called Mannschreck Environmental Stewardship Strategies (because we need to talk about this M.E.S.S.) and we cover some creative ways to reduce food waste in our homes. There's no need to light our hair on fire or guilt and shame people - we just want to do the best we can to steward this beautiful world God has given us.
All that - some fresh sponsors of our lives AND OF COURSE - the mom joke of the week.
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Your favorite hilarious clergy couple is back for more here in Episode 15
Today we have two news stories that are quite possibly the MOST bizarre and insane stories we have ever heard of ever. We've got Bigfoot, we've got murder and intrigue, we've got police officers going viral on TikTok with their "Wheel of Fugitives" and we learn a new word "noodling" which is not what you think it is. It's absolutely worth taking a break and tuning in.
Then we introduce a brand new segment called Motto Mystery Mayhem! We examine slogans of Christian products and try to guess what it is. In today's edition, we're looking at VBS curriculum and trying to guess the bible stories they're using based on the motto they have chosen.
Don't forget the Sponsor of our life AND the classic Mom Joke Of The Week - all that and more in this week's episode of THE MANNSCHRECKS!
The Mannschrecks are back for more!
Put up your feet and take a break from all those things that have a point.
This week we have grandma's suing for grandbabies, and people using heartfelt stories of selfless good deeds to SCAM people out of $400,000! It's a crazy world out there.
Then we introduce a BRAND NEW GAME. Well, the game's not new - but it's new for US! It's Five Second Summary: Bible Edition. We each have 5 seconds to describe a bible story WITHOUT names or mentioning the book of the bible, and the other has to guess the story! We had a LOT of fun with it.
And of course, more Sponsors of our lives and Mom Jokes of the week!
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Welcome back for another episode of the Mannschrecks!
This week JJ has a story to tell about a famous sunken Spanish treasure ship that may or may not have inspired a certain favorite 80's movie, and Sara brings us a story from a New York City park that found a unique way to provide lawn care using unusual animals!
After all that craziness, we spend entirely too much time laughing during another segment of "Playlist Puzzles" - where Sara and JJ both bring lyrics and try to trick the other one with the question is it Madonna or Maundy Thursday? Is it Bon Jovi or Bethel worship?
All that and more in the latest and greatest episode of THE MANNSCHRECKS!!
Welcome back for another fun filled episode of the Mannschrecks!
Your favorite clergy couple is back with more goofy stories (including Sara's debut news story presentation) including but not limited to:
-the FLORIDA MAN CHALLENGE - where we hear about the ridiculous antics of the crazy men from Florida - this time involving theft, a job application and... R2D2?
-a pregnant lady tries to wiggle out of her ticket for driving in the car pool lane with a crazy (and potentially controversial) rationale
-we discuss Christian clothing in the latest installment of "CLEVER or CRINGE" - and realize that Sara is REALLY good at coming up with terrible t-shirt ideas.
Sponsors of our life, Mom Jokes and more - all here on the latest episode of THE MANNSCHRECKS!!
Despite some weird audio struggles - we are back!
This is one of those episodes where, even after we shut off the microphones, we sat around and talked for another hour solid. Just really fascinating stuff about Christians and Fame and how we engage those tricky areas.
But also - would you trust an election to "rock, paper, scissors"? and what if I told you a strange animal is RAINING FROM THE SKIES in San Francisco?
All this, plus our usual antics (Sponsors of Life and Mom Jokes) here in another episode of THE MANNSCHRECKS!!
The Mannschrecks are BACK with our TENTH episode!!
We celebrate with our tiny group of listeners who we love so much, and reflect on the first couple months of podcasting.
Then we try to find some strange news that is NOT food, animal or world record related - and it is HARD! But National HVAC day and a sentient google AI are there to rescue (and maybe terrify) us!
Of course you'll find our classic Sponsor of Your Life Moment and the Mom Joke of the week - and don't miss our discussion of possibly the WORST proposal advice that has ever existed.
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Welcome back for another episode of the Mannschrecks!
In this episode, in addition to our goofy stories and usual antics - we also dive deep into the topic of modern prophets and how we should engage with their "predictions"
and THEN we jump into a fascinating discussion about prosperity gospel and dishonest televangelists in our new movie review segment called "Mannschrecks At The Movies" where we discuss a recent film
(in this case: "The Eyes of Tammy Faye, starring Jessica Chastain and Andrew Garfield)
also, would you drink a whiskey that was distilled from crushed crabs?
Welcome back for another episode of the Mannschrecks!!
Your favorite clergy couple is back at it with some hilarious antics.
Vats of Chocolate, 600 pound hamburgers and lots of angst about spending too much money for wedding pictures with Mickey Mouse - this episode has it all!
Then, don't miss the return of one of our new favorite games: Playlist Puzzles - where Sara and JJ try to stump one another with lyrics that could EITHER be an 80's love ballad OR from painful 90's CCM.
And (of course) - who could forget the Sponsor of Life and Mom Joke of the week!
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Welcome back for another episode of the Mannschrecks!
In this episode your favorite clergy couple talks about escaped Leopards, the best feel good reunion story ever and we even introduce a new game!
We'll talk about whether these church signs are clever or cringe, and probably even have to pause for another Midwest Moment!
And don't forget the Sponsor of Our Life AND the Mom Joke of the Week!
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Welcome back to the place that you go to get away from all the things that have a point!
Welcome back for another episode of the Mannschrecks!
In this episode we explore the scary world of hamster gene splicing as well as discuss the battle for dominance declaring the number one Josh (in a Josh Fight!). JJ encourages Sara to declare a similar battle to decide who might be the best Sara in a "Sara Smackdown"
(but I don't think she'll go for it).
Then we introduce a new segment called PK showdown - where Liam comes in and tells us a bible story from memory, and then we discuss the End of the World (and why we feel fine about it).
And, as always, Sponsors of our life, and the Mom Joke Of The Week!
Welcome back for another episode of The Mannschrecks!!
In todays episode we discuss Burger King's horrible Pregnancy Whopper announcement, and snuggly dogs with boundary issues.
Then stay tuned for "Walk That Talk" and a brand new segment where we play a game called "Playlist Puzzles" (where we read lyrics and try to guess whether they are 80's love ballads or bad 90's CCM songs)
And (of course) - don't miss the Sponsor of your Life and the Mom joke of the week!
We are back for another fantastic episode of The Mannschrecks podcast!
Come join us as we reflect on our newly launched podcast and pump up a few other Christian podcasts that we each appreciate.
Then join us for a discussion on marriage proposals and fast food and whether they should ever mix, and what will Gordon Ramsey do when a middle school lunch lady asks for help?
AND we are very excited to bring in a brand new segment about those painful Midwest Cultural moments.
(and don't forget the Sponsor of our life and the Mom joke of the week!)
You don't want to miss this!
A little bit we cannot believe people are listening to this podcast!
You're favorite clergy couple is back with more goofy fun.
Tune in for:
-the weirdest and grossest senior prank ever
-Real life Stanley Nickels (from the tv show "The Office")
-explore the boundaries of cancel culture in church scandal and music
-a new segment called "Toddler Troubles" where we humiliate ourselves by admitting to recent parenting fails.
Of course we'll also have to check in with twitter and see what those yahoo's are up to, and don't forget - Sponsor of your life and MOM JOKE OF THE WEEK!
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Welcome back for more goofy commentary from The Mannschrecks!
We're back with more commentary on Christian Life and Culture from a Pastor's wife and her sidekick (the pastor).
This week we discuss the nutritional benefits of strawberry poptarts after we get done judging a man for bringing a video game to the birth of his baby.
Then we discuss the methods of using social media before Sara shares the woes of being a large family in a culture that thinks only weirdos have large families.
And of course - don't miss the "Sponsor of our life" and "Mom Joke of the week" segments!
(There was an executive decision after we finished recording that this episode felt a little "judge-y" - so we are committed to having some humble pie and being nicer in our NEXT episode, which drops next Friday!)
Welcome to our ridiculous podcast!
We are the Mannschrecks - a pastor's wife and her sidekick (the pastor) who spend some time laughing and sharing their commentary with all of you!
In this episode:
We hear about a man who sued his company for throwing him a birthday party, and also a story about a con man who built the world's smallest skyscraper.
We go over those cringey dressed up Easter pictures everyone takes (and JJ reveals the twitter poll results on whether it's cringe or clever).
We unveil the sponsors of our life this week, and learn some disturbing things about the Pastor's hair care routine.
and of course, who could forget the Mom Joke of the Week!
Shout out to "MusicTown" for the use of our theme song.