The Caravan Tour of Terror: Recent Episodes
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Join your hosts Donald and Ally as they embark on a quest to tour Europe through some of the best (and possibly worst) horror films that the continent has to offer!
A horror movie podcast for movie fans looking to discover fresh scares and hidden gems!
The boys continue their journey across Japan's history of horror, this time contending with Nobuhiko Obayashi's House (1977), and they are left with very different opinions of this rather wacky film...
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Donald has absconded with the caravan meaning Ally has to pull in a special guest to talk about Glasgow Frightfest 2024. Featuring the creator of The Caravan Tour of Terror music, Michael MafteanEmail the show at caravantourofterror@gmail.com with feedback or recommendations for future movies to visit!
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The boys are on their greatest adventure yet as they paint their bodies and head off to Japan to discuss Masaki Kobayashi's 1964 anthology Kwaidan. Hold on to your ears!
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This week it's off to Cornwall for Enys Men (2022), directed by Mark Jenkin. And a thoroughly Cornish time is had as we try to decipher this highly unusual and personal film...
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All Music courtesy of:Michael Maftean
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The boys go over their annual (and as ever late) Halloween list. Dear David - 01:48The Conference - 11:07Influencer - 19:04In My Mother's Skin - 25:20When Evil Lurks - 32:40The Retaliators - 41:49Terrifier 2 - 53:02 Email the show at caravantourofterror@gmail.com with feedback or recommendations for future movies to visit! All Music courtesy of:Michael Maftean (He/His/Him)Composer/Arranger/Performer https://www.instagram.com/mywoodenleg/https://www.facebook.com/michael.maftean https://soundcloud.com/maftean
The boys lock themselves up until the ritual of recording a podcast is complete as this week they watch Liam Gavin's 2016 debut A Dark Song
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All Music courtesy of: Michael Maftean (He/His/Him)
Composer/Arranger/Performer
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The boys return home for Glasgow FrightFest 2023. Taking in twelve movies over three days, they put their knees and backs to the test to give you their thoughts on the movies from this year's festival.
Day 1
Sisu - dir. Jalmari Helander
Day 2
chadgetstheaxe - dir. Travis Bible
Pensive - dir. Jonas Trukanas
Mother Superior - dir. Marie Alice Wolfszahn
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey - dir. Rhys Frake-Waterfield
Irati - dir. Paul Urkijo Alijo
Day 3
Hunt Her, Kill Her - dir. Ryan Thiessen and Greg Swinson
Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls - dir. Andrew Bowser
Consecration - dir. Christopher Smith
Little Bone Lodge - dir. Matthias Hoene
Here For Blood - dir. Daniel Turres
13 Exorcisms - dir. Jacobo Martinez
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The fella's are back!! And they've decided to come back to Blighty to have a look at one director in particular - Peter Strickland, and his films Berberian Sound Studio (2012) and In Fabric (2018). What do they make of this homegrown talent? Stay a while, and listen!
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The boys go over their Halloween list with some sequels, remakes and new favourites.
Watcher (2022)- 2:10
Pearl (2022) - 11:15
Hellhouse (2015) - 16.55
V/H/S '99 (2022) -20:10
Hellraiser (2022) - 32:00
Absentia (2011) - 40:20
Barbarian (2022) - 46:00
Deadstream (2022) - 51:40
SMILE - 55:50
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All Music courtesy of: Michael Maftean (He/His/Him)Composer/Arranger/Performer https://www.instagram.com/mywoodenleg/https://www.facebook.com/michael.maftean https://soundcloud.com/maftean
The boys raise a glass of Mastika as they watch You Won't Be Alone (2022), from writer-director Goran Stolevski.
23:05- Spoilers Start (not the ending we promise)29:45 - Spoilers End
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It's off to Turkey for the boys for an eye-poking good time as they delve into the depths of Hell to watch Can Evrenol's Baskin (2015).
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All Music courtesy of: Michael Maftean (He/His/Him)
Composer/Arranger/Performer
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Join Donald and Ally as they go on a journey from the depths of Hell to a Romania that's full of American accents in Dark Angel: The Ascent! A 1994 direct to video feature directed by Linda Hassani.
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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The boys are back on the road with their supply of delicious soap as they travel to Estonia to watch the Rainer Sarnet written and directed November.
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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Home is where the horror is this week as Donald and Ally head back to Glasgow for FrightFest 2022. With 11 movies over two days there plenty of good, bad and in-between to take in:
Day 1
Let The Wrong One In - dir. Conor McMahon
A Cloud So High - dir. Christopher Lee Parson
Homebound - dir. Sebastian Godwin
You Are Not My Mother - dir. Kate Dolan
Wyrmwood Apocalypse - dir. Kiah Roache-Turner
Day 2
Mandrake - dir. Lynne Davison
The Ledge - dir. Howard J. Ford
Some Like It Rare - dir. Fabrice Eboue
Monstrous - dir. Chris Sivertson
Freaks Out - dir. Gabriele Mainetti
The Cellar - dir. Brendan Muldowney
Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
Link: http://filmmusic.io/song/4133-nightmare-machine
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We're at it again with another special episode! This time we sat down to watch all seven Resident Evil films back to back. Come join us for the highs and the many, many lows... We'll be giving our spoiler-filled opinions on each movie and discussing the series as a whole, and where it might go next!
Resident Evil (2002) 02:51
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) 09:57
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) 17:03
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) 22:55
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) 34:13
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016) 45:45
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021) 67:29
Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
Link: http://filmmusic.io/song/4133-nightmare-machine
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Donald and Ally are off to Finland to check out the spooky side of Lake Bodom away from the Angry Birds-themed park as they discuss the 2016 Taneli Mustonen directed Bodom.
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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In this special episode we take a break from our journey to talk about the eight movies we watched over the Halloween weekend, as is our annual tradition. It's Halloweenathon 2021!
Spoiler free discussions and marks out of 10, and there's a couple we rate very highly indeed so listen in to find out!
The Empty Man - 1:12 The Dark and the Wicked - 6:46 Werewolves Within - 12:35 The Old Ways - 16:50 The Night House - 23:56 Censor - 31:06 The Djinn - 40:00 V/H/S/94 - 47:07
Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
Link: http://filmmusic.io/song/4133-nightmare-machine
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It's "Hej" from Donald and Ally as they munch on some surströmming and discuss the Evil Dead-inspired 2012 Wither directed by Sunny Laguna and Tommy Wiklund.
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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Join Donald and Ally as they get to know their friendly neighbours (everybody needs good neighbours after all) as they watch 2005's Naboer directed by Pål Sletaune.
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Spoilers Start: 9:10
Spoilers End: 25:35
Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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Grab a fish and let's get filleting as we watch 2014's When Animals Dream, directed by Jonas Alexander Arnby. Plus Donald gives his opinions on Sator by Jordan Graham (he really liked it).
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Spoiler Start: 13:49
Spoiler End: 38:29
Bonus (Non-Spoiler) Sator Bit: 39:04
Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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Pour yourself a mug of goat's milk and grab a bowl of suspicious stew and settle down to the fire as we watch Lukas Feigelfeld's 2007 debut Hagazussa.
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Spoiler Start: 14:31
Spoiler End: 35:30
Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
Link: http://filmmusic.io/song/4133-nightmare-machine
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
This week Donald and Ally find themselves relaxing by the sunny coast of Poland but they’re understandably wary of the sea life, as they’ve just seen 2015’s The Lure (Córki dancingu) directed by Agnieszka Smoczyńska.
Spoilers Start – 15:10
Spoilers End – 25:00
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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This week Donald and Ally preach the glories of the cleansing fire and the delicious creamy sauce of Svíčková as they're in Prague to watch Juraj Herz's 1969 dark comedy The Cremator.
Spoilers Start - 26:47
Spoilers End - 45:36
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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The boys reach Hungary and find themselves submerged in a hearty stew of symbolism, grotesque imagery and willies. They're watching György Pálfi's 2006 film Taxidermia. But will they enjoy it?? Find out in this week's thrilling edition of, The Caravan Tour of Terror!
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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The boys head North and say Guten Tag to Austria as they check out Veronika Franz and Severin Fiala's 2014 Psychological Horror Goodnight Mommy. What'll they find in this paradisical camping ground?
Spoilers start: 17:00
Spoilers end: 48:40
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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On their way out of Italy the boys make one final quick stop near the border to check out 1994's cult classic Cemetery Man (aka Dellemorte Dellemore) starring Rupert Everett at his brooding best
Spoilers start: 12:29
Spoilers end: 52:28
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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The boys take in the sights of Rome as they're still in Italy for Dario Argento's 1982 giallo classic Tenebrae. Better get Ted Danson in, we've got a murderer to catch!
Spoilers start: 17:50
Spoilers end: 36:36
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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The boys finally reach Italy and run straight into the work of Lucio Fulci, a master of Italian horror cinema. They had no idea what they were in for when they sat down to watch his 1972 giallo film Don't Torture a Duckling...
Spoilers for 1st Half - 11:03
Spoilers for 2nd Half - 26:45
Spoilers End - 46:55
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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The boys are in Madrid this week to find the Antichrist, and to watch Álex de la Iglesia's 1995 comedy-horror The Day Of The Beast starring Álex Angulo, Armando De Razza and Santiago Segura.
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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The boys reach Spain and discover the psychological thriller/horror Sleep Tight ("Mientras duermes") starring the magnificent eyebrows of Luis Tozar and directed by Jaume Balagueró.
Spoilers Start: 15:11
Spoilers End: 29:06
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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The boys have decided to stay in France for another week. They dip their toes in French extremity, nihilism and what kind of people are in the audience at Cannes as they watch Switchblade Romance, Alexandre Aja's 2003 slasher starring Cécile de France, Maïwenn, and Phillipe Nahon.
Spoilers Start: 25:20
Spoilers End: 38:19
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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In a break from our regularly scheduled episode Donald and Ally catch a flight to Mexico to experience Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017) from Director Issa Lopez.
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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The lads finally hit the continent proper as they make their way over to... France? But something strange is going on, it sure doesn't look like the France they've seen in the movies... All will be explained as they watch Possession, a 1981 horror classic starring Isabelle Adjani and Sam Neill!
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Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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We're still in England this week as we move to Norfolk to discuss our old friend Sean Harris in Matthew Holness' 2018 feature length debut Possum. Power to the puppet!
Intro & Outro: Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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We head East towards our auld frenemy England and find a rich history of horror films that needed two episodes! First up, The Devil Rides Out, a Hammer classic featuring the great Christopher Lee!
Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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We sail across the Irish sea to Wales and run headfirst into a downright strange film borne out of a truly troubled production - Michael Mann's The Keep! Join us as we do our very best to make sense of this cinematic fiasco...
Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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Your hosts journey south into the Republic of Ireland and come across the bovine body horror of Isolation (2005), featuring some familiar faces!
Join your hosts Donald and Ally as they set off on their tour around Europe! First stop Northern Ireland to view the 2018 found footage horror film The Devil's Doorway starring Lalor Roddy.
Nightmare Machine by Kevin MacLeod
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License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/