Selfish Syndicates: Recent Episodes
Jena & Nadiah
Your hosts Jena and Nadiah will be dishing out whatever is on their ridiculous minds. They are here on earth to shake ass, break hearts and make memories. Take anything they say too seriously and get yourself hurt...that's on you. (if you ever feel safe, please remember that they are out there)
This episode gives you a near psych ward experience. 21 and finding the one, Jena's genius marriage ruse. The duo's insanity is out of control.....or do they just know the truth everyone is blinded to!
Nadiah is a bully....are we surprised. Jena is once again on the brink of a psychotic episode but no worries, Nadiah is here to egg her on. The dream team is always on that dreaming grind!
Jena's intrusive thoughts are to blame for the end of our podcast era. That's all there is to say.
Jena and Nadiah take Met Gala 2022! The pioneers in fashion. They were invited there specifically by THE Anna Wintour to critic everyone's outfits and to write an article for Vogue. Spoiler: The only people who slayed were your hosts. They also wanted to have an audio version of their take on this year's turnout, so here you go.
Jena and Nadiah signed a non-disclosure agreement for a specific job last week. And of course, them being the generous people they are, they will be more than happy to share with you the things they saw and their opinions on it! Horrors were seen and experienced...will they ever recover from it....?
The duo has lost all sense of self and has gone off the rails. Jena lets Nadiah know that the world is ending soon out of the goodness of her heart but Nadiah chooses to be delusional(typical). Jena has a what kink...? Nadiah gets real(?) with her deteriorating health. This is too much mental illness in one episode...proceed with caution, the slay might be deadly.
Therapy is in session! In this episode, we answer YOUR burning questions. We let you pick our brains and give you note taking worthy advice. Mostly relationship advice, which we were wondering why. But, real recognize real. You can obviously tell how good we are in that aspect so we understand why you approached us for help.
In this episode, we share about our valentine's day rendezvous. Love is in the air, we are slaying and serving as usual. Then we enter the warzone...we give our 2 cents about the SG education system. Is there even a need to elaborate..? No doubt we are all thinking the same thing...let's see if you agree with us. But also, do we care if you don't? You should know the answer by now.
We covered a range of topics today, get a pen and paper ready. Don't doubt us. Do as we say. We talked about books, our fears, unpopular opinions & a few odd things we do and often think about.
An episode all about the red flags and icks in men!! Bitches love to be held until it's accountable. But not us. After we had a grand ol time shitting on men, of course we held ourselves accountable. You get a glimpse of our red flags and we also talk about our ideal man. This episode is jam packed with information so be prepared.
What's our dream job? Babes, we do not dream of labour. In this episode, we ramble about the many different versions of our future. Paired with a glass of traumatic experiences.
Morals....ethics.....why are we the way we are? Take notes if you want your future offspring to turn out like us, which without a doubt, you do. Consider yourself lucky if they are even half the man we are.
Jena added on a few points regarding the last episode and now she can finally put it to rest. In this episode, we discuss all about our favourite hobby! We are simply built different, thus we have an atypical hobby that also has a lot of stigma attached to it. Lying
Today we talk about online dating...god when will you send us a man whose texts don't come off as psychological warfare
Welcome to chaos. Since you guys are wimps...we'll ease you into it. In this episode, we ramble about our yearly tradition, get sidetracked multiple times, and discuss hypotheticals!