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Crack open a beer as we try to find the best worst movies ever made, you might need it to make it through these films!
Six college grads get a cabin in the swampland's of Georgia. They decide to throw their school laptops in a backyard lake in an act of youthful defiance, which unknowingly turns an alligator into a dreaded and insatiable CGI creature.
When an island off the coast of Ireland is invaded by bloodsucking aliens, the heroes discover that getting drunk is the only way to survive.
After a tragic accident, a man conjures up a towering, vengeful demon called Pumpkinhead to destroy a group of unsuspecting teenagers.
A bizarre series of sudden disappearances on the streets of New York City seems to point toward something unsavory living in the sewers.
Chaos takes over a rural town after a trio of residents accidentally conjure a zombie outbreak.
Seven college students are forced to compete in children's games for survival. With their futures unclear, the secrets of their pasts are revealed.
A cast of characters, strikingly similar to the cast of Jersey Shore, try to survive an epidemic of sharks attacking Miami Beach.
A tabloid reporter makes a shocking cryptozoological discovery while investigating a recent rash of Bigfoot sightings in this comedy featuring beer, bikinis, and the wildest party animal you've ever met.
"When There's No Restroom in Hell, the Dead Will Walk the Earth. A janitor gets trapped in a women's restroom and encounters an all-out attack by a horde of zombies. He's in the perfect place to be scared sh*tless..."
"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, and he's back in the form of a doll that belongs to a woman with dementia who starts to recall his dark past. Based on a famous legend, a haunted doll begins to make a lady question her surroundings. He'll crack you up."
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"Little girl. Big psycho. After unearthing a gem that controls an evil monster looking to destroy the Universe, a young girl and her brother use it to make him do their bidding. He Will Bathe in Your Blood."
"Herbert West Has A Very Good Head On His Shoulders... And Another One In A Dish On His Desk! After an odd new medical student arrives on campus, a dedicated local and his girlfriend become involved in bizarre experiments centring around the re-animation of dead tissue. Death Is Just The Beginning..."
"Sienna is desperate to win a large cash prize in a secret underground game show, but dinosaurs begin to hunt her down for the entertainment of the rich and wealthy. Can she be the last to survive the horrific night to win the prize?"
"A weekend getaway turns to terror after a bizarre shaving incident releases a bloodthirsty monster upon a peaceful lakeside community. It's Gonna Be Nuts..."
"A rash of suspiciously gruesome murders in a sleepy lakeside town has authorities stumped. They soon realize the culprit is not only connected to the lake, but in it. They must figure out what it is and how to stop it before it's too late."
"A Black Cougar high on cocaine escapes an animal testing facility and wrecks havoc on Los Angeles."
"A brilliant and beautiful female doctor has perfected brain transplant operations and uses that knowledge to give the old men in power new bodies. But unknown to them, she implants an electronic device into their brains which will allow her to control them and to put women in charge. Only two courageous freedom fighters can stop her mad plans for world domination. And only a fight to the death will determine who survives. See the asteroid that almost destroys the earth. Learn who Tina was before the asteroid hits. And meet the doctor's sadistic sister when she kidnaps Deana."
A vicious Ogre rules over a town that has been stuck in time since the 1800s. No Donkey. No Fairy Tale. Just TERROR.
We're in for a sticky one this week with an absolute classic from New Zealand! So crack open that cold one and join the ride with us and Peter Jackson for Braindead!
"There's something nasty in Lionel's cellar - His family! A young man's mother is bitten by a Sumatran rat-monkey. She gets sick and dies, at which time she comes back to life, killing and eating dogs, nurses, friends, and neighbours. Laughter, slaughter & gore galore - this film is like nothing you've ever seen!"
Whoah! We're going to Eat Brainsa.Whoah! Back to the islandWhoah! We're gonna have a partyWhoah! In the Mediterranean Sea---
"A group of young people head to Ibiza for the holiday of a lifetime - all the sun, sea, and sex, they can handle. If only there wasn't a zombie outbreak getting in the way."
Awooooo! Crack open those beers and let out your biggest howl my wold dudes, this week we're watching WolfCop!---"Here comes the fuzz. As a series of strange and violent events begin to occur, an alcoholic policeman realizes that he has been turned into a werewolf as part of a larger plan. Half Man. Half Wolf. All Cop."
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppyyy neeeeeeeewwww yeeeeeaaaarrrrrrsss daaaaaaaayyyyyyy. (Pretend I did that for all of this) Make sure you crack open a nice fizzy drink as we ring in the new year with Slotherhouse!
"Emily Young, a senior, wants to be elected as her sorority's president. She adopts a cute sloth, thinking it can become the new mascot and help her win, until a string of fatalities implicate the sloth as the main suspect in the murders. Don't rush, die slow."
Merrrrrry Christmas! Get your eggnog and mince pies ready, as we watch Santa's Slay!
"He's making a list... pray you're not on it. Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways. Spreading holiday fear this Christmas."
We're looking at a Tarantino inspired WW2 set sci-fi horror with werewolves**!
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**Does not contain werewolves
"When the Full Moon Rises, the War Begins. In Germany at the height of World War II, a ragtag group of American soldiers discover Doctor Mengele's diabolical plan to create an unstoppable army of Nazi werewolves."
We're getting all prehistoric up in here, as we head back to Spanish Inquisition times, so get your sangria ready for Aztec Rex also known as Tyrannosaurus Azteca!
"The Aztecs Summoned a Tyrannosaurus Rex to keep Cortes and his army out of Mexico... Now They Need The Conquistadors' help to stop the T-Rex from killing them all. A band of 16th century conquistadors must fight for their lives when they realize they're going to be served as sacrifices to a god-like T-Rex."
We're back in blighty this week for a Dead Again, an Edgar Wright infused horror comedy wearing it's influences on it's sleeve. But is it any good?
"In rural village where crime is non existent, a police sergeant is retiring out of boredom. He is sent a young recruit fresh out of police school. On the sergeant's last day and the new recruits first day all hell is about to break loose in this apocalyptic horror film. Lockdown Won't Save You"
Alright, beer enthusiasts, buckle up for the wild ride that is ThanksKilling 3 (2012). Imagine a movie so audacious that it skips the number 2 entirely. Our feathered antagonist, Turkey, is back, and this time he's on a quest for the last copy of ThanksKilling 2. Why? Because it holds the key to some cosmic power or something... I dunno it makes no sense.So, crack open a beer, gather your friends, and dive into ThanksKilling 3. It's a cinematic experience that's as puzzling as choosing which craft beer to pair with your popcorn. Cheers to the wacky world of ThanksKilling!
"Fowl-mouthed villain Turkie carves through the likes of a rapping grandma, a mindless puppet, a wig-wearing inventor, a bisexual space worm, and their equally ridiculous friends on his quest to recover the last copy of "ThanksKilling 2"."
Get ready to crack open a beer and dive into the hilariously wild world of "Zombeavers" (2014)! This beer-worthy flick follows a group of friends on a lakeside retreat, but their plans for a chill weekend take a furry and ferocious turn when radioactive beavers turn into bloodthirsty, zombie-like creatures. It's a beaver-infested, beer-fueled comedy that'll leave you laughing and questioning whether dams or undead rodents are the bigger threat! Cheers to "Zombeavers" on Beer Movies!
"A fun weekend turns into madness and horror for a bunch of groupies looking for fun in a beaver infested swamp. You'll all be dammed!"
In this outrageous comedy, social media sensation Beverly Wood faces a 50-foot transformation after her latest product has unexpected side effects. As she becomes a colossal force to be reckoned with, join us on the podcast as we unravel the hilarity, chaos, and revenge in "Attack of the 50 Foot CamGirl."
We reminisce about a childhood classic this week as we watch Dead Snow. ---"Ein! Zwei! Die! A ski vacation turns horrific for a group of medical students, as they find themselves confronted by an unimaginable menace: Nazi zombies."
Get your PSL ready as we're settling in for Halloween this week with some frighteningly awful films! This week it's The Legend of Halloween Jack!
"On Halloween night, a serial killer returns from the dead to take revenge on the vigilantes who put him to death one year earlier. He's back for those who killed him!"
Daisy Ridley from STAR WARS stars in this feature film debut, wherein DAISY RIDLEY from STAR WARS is barley in the film. GEt excited for DAISY RIDLEY!!!! FROM STAR WARS!!!! SEQUEL TRILOGY!!!!!!
"The Comic Book That Kills. A student makes his own comic books where the deaths depicted within begin to come to life. He must join forces with a mysterious woman to rewrite the ending before it's too late. Death cannot be rewritten."
Flash ahh! Bang Ahh! It's time for mega lightning! AHH!
"After a violent thunderstorm scares a house party, the guests flee to a nearby home for shelter.. only to discover, a more sinister hand is at play.. Now, they can't escape the strangers home due to the thunderstorm, but they can't stay inside due to the danger that follows them."
What's in a scene? The big debate of the episode as the guys ponder whether one epic scene can save a bad movie!---"Blood is slicker than water. Your killer vacation awaits. Thrills, chills and screwball comedy meet tiny bikinis and gory dismemberment in this chlorine and blood drenched murder mystery. Cuts like a knife. But it feels so right.."
We're looking at the states firmly today, as we watch President Evil from 2018, so make sure you have acouple beers on hand this time around!
"Days before the November mid-term Elections, three young girls who are a Muslim, Mexican and Haitian, are stalked by a deranged killer dressed as the POTUS."
This episode marks a year of Beer Movies and to celebrate we're revisiting the franchise that started it all, Iron Sky! Can the sequel live up to the original so bad it's goodness?
"From the ashes of mankind, a new breed of superiority shall arise. Nazis on the Moon was just scraping the surface. The ugly truth about mankind is about to be revealed... Twenty years after the events of Iron Sky, the former Nazi moonbase has become the last refuge of mankind. A follow-up to the film Iron Sky (2012) in which Nazis plan to take over the world after lying dormant in a secret military base on the moon. Let's make earth great again"
Get ready Disney heads, the big guy is here! We take a look at one of the most infamous films we've checked out yet in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey!
"A horror retelling of the famous legend of Winnie-The-Pooh. This ain't no bedtime story.
After Christopher Robin abandons them for college, Pooh and Piglet embark on a bloody rampage as they search for a new source of food. We'll be friends forever, won't we?"
To celebrate our 50th Episode the guys are joined by a very special guest this week! So crack open a cold one as we dive into a terrible movie for the 50th time!
"A prehistoric shark is released into a the waters near a small lake community as a result of an oil drilling accident, and proceeds to wreak havoc on nearby swimmers. Evil Has An Appetite."
It's getting to spooky season this, so crack open a cold one as we set sail to Devil's Island!
---"A young woman inherits a small island in New York and discovers it has a dangerous history."
Make sure it's an 8-pack of beers this week, we're diving into Big Ass Spider!
"10 stories high and very hungry. A giant alien spider escapes from a military lab and rampages the city of Los Angeles. When a massive military strike fails, it is up to a team of scientists and one clever exterminator to kill the creature before the city is destroyed."
This week we're trying something new, so rev your engines as we consider how to make this bore-fest better.
"A crash course in terror. In a small New Mexico town, teenager Hilary gets into her first fender bender and innocently exchanges her personal information with the other driver, a terrifying and bizarre serial killer who stalks the country road for his next victims. Accidents happen. Pray they don't."
Everyone starts somewhere. and this week we're checking out Tom Hardy's first major foray as a leading man in Minotaur!
"Curse the God. Slay the Beast. Become a Legend. When the villagers offer their brethren as a sacrifice to the Minotaur, Theo (Tom Hardy) sets off on a harrowing quest to the labyrinth to kill the evil bull-god. In His Maze, All Paths Lead To The Grave."
Time to get your party on guys! We're playing beer pong and watching Dude Bro Party Massacre this week!
"In the wake of two back-to-back mass murders on Chico's frat row, loner Brent Chirino must infiltrate the ranks of a popular fraternity to investigate his twin brother's murder at the hands of the serial killer known as "Motherface." Don't let a bro see it alone"
The most terrifying film one of our hosts has ever seen, mainly beacuse he hates Clowns, make sure to get your beer flavoured ice cream ready as we watch Killer Klowns From Outer Space!
"In Space No One Can Eat Ice Cream! Step right up and see the Greatest Show in the Galaxy! Admission is free...Will you survive? Aliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town."
This week we're snapping into the cold ones with a surprise appearance from Michael Madsen as we watch Croc!
"It's Hunting Season and You're the Prey
A huge man-eating crocodile terrorizes people near Krabi, Thailand. A hunter stalks the beast, while a local tries to blame a foreign crocodile-farm owner for the crocodile's rampage."
Rev your engines and get your pint of blood ready, this week we're looking at a 90's UK classic in I bought a Vampire Motorcycle! Can we watch it? YES WE CAN!
""The Evil Dead" meets "Carry On Screaming"
When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengeance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way! Most Motorcycles Run on Petrol, This One Runs on Blood!"
Surf's not up today, because we're sticking to the beaches to enjoy our beers this week! But wait... what's that!? It's a land shark!---"Lucinda Regis, Director of Development at MALCO Oceanic Research, becomes the target of a dangerous killer after unraveling a sinister plot to inject sharks with human DNA."
Troma is in the house this week, as the guys have a nice cold beer with one of the weirder films we've seen so far! It has to be seen to be believed...
"Humans... the other white meat...
Zombified chickens attempt to kill the fast-food workers that cook them in a restaurant built on an ancient burial ground."
Woah dude, let me rip a fat one along with this beer I just opened... Wait is rip a fat one a bong term..? Oh "hit", a fat one. Well that's what we're doing this week with Evil Bong!---"Dude, it's one SCARY trip! Straight-laced nerd Alistair moves into a college dorm with hardcore marijuana users Brett, Larnell, and Bachman. Larnell orders an old giant bong that proves to have strange magical powers. When smoked said bong sends a person to a bizarre drugged-out alternate realm from which there is no easy escape."
Just like the weather in jolly old England, things are heating up this week with Lavalantula, so make sure to crack open an ice cold beer!
"Fire Burns... Lava Bites! Volcanic eruptions in Los Angeles unleash a swarm of gigantic, lava-breathing tarantulas."
Ooo this week we have doozy! Hope you packed an umbrella with those beers. because this week it's raining Sharks just in time for Shark Week!
"It's raining men...hang on, wrong movie. It's raining man-eating sharks.When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. Enough Said!" - Sharknado 2013
This week we're tucking into a bakers dozen of beers as we watch Attack of the Killer Donuts!
---"We've eaten them for years, now it's their turn! A chemical accident turns ordinary donuts into bloodthirsty killers."
Fire up the spit as we get ready for a hog roast with some nice refreshing beers and watch Boar!
"In the Outback No One Can Hear You Squeal!
In the harsh, yet beautiful Australian outback lives a beast, an animal of staggering size, with a ruthless, driving need for blood and destruction. It cares for none, defends its territory with brutal force, and kills with a raw, animalistic savagery unlike any have seen before. Now coming face to face with the giant bloodthirsty killing machine, teens on a hiking trip will have the beast in order to end its reign of terror. Get ready for some giant monster pig-on-the loose fun. Hogs and Kisses..."
Who let the dogs out? Not us, we're just watching some crappy films! This week it's Zoombies!
"Half Animal. Half Zombie. All Killer!
When a strange virus quickly spreads through a safari park and turns all the zoo animals undead, those left in the park must stop the creatures before they escape and zombify the whole city. It's Jurassic World of the Dead."
Strap in as the guys watch a 90's classic tale of a teens high school brain being transplanted into a robot t-rex. Such a cliché plot, but maybe some beers will help get us through Tammy and the T-Rex!
"He's The Coolest Pet In Town!
An evil scientist implants the brain of murdered high-school student Michael into a Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high-school tormentors, and reunites with his sweetheart Tammy."
Schools out this week, so grab your alcopop of choice and get ready for a wild night as the guys watch Getting Schooled!
"Todays Lesson. Survive This!
In 1983, a group of High School students in a day of detention must run for their lives when a teacher in a wheel chair turns out to be an ex black ops soldier having a murderous flashback."
Wind that jack in the box up as the guys settle in to watch Demonic Toys, David S. Goyers finest work yet!
"Playtime has begun.
For 66 years, evil has been watching, waiting, and wanting for someone to play with its toys. A pregnant policewoman, her quarry, and an innocent delivery boy become trapped in a haunted toy warehouse. They Want To Play With.....YOU!"
Take car. Go to Mum's. Pop on Cockneys vs Zombies, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint with the lads, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
"London ain't big enough for the both of 'em.
A gang of bank robbers fight their way out of a zombie-infested London.The undead are brown bread!"
Get ready for a game of edward fortyhands, as we watch 2-Headed Shark Attack... it would be super easy if you had two heads... right? Was that clear?
"1 Body, 2 Heads and 6,000 Teeth!
Survivors escape to a deserted atoll, after their boat during a Semester at Sea ship is sunk by a mutated two-headed shark. But when the atoll starts flooding, no one is safe from the double jaws of the monster."
Happy easter gang! Crack open your eggs, along with a cold one as we hop into Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell!
"You haven't a hop in hell!
A giant bloodthirsty Easter bunny starts viciously killing the local townsfolk. When the Mayor refuses to act and the attacks grow more gruesome, the town finds its very survival in the hands of a wannabe actress and a crazy dog-catcher."
This week, we're switiching things up and watching lovely rom-com set at christmas following the lives of eight very different couples dealing with their love lives in various loosely interrelated tales all set during a frantic month before Christmas in London, England.
April Fools! That's the plot to Love Actually, and we're actually watching a film no-one has heard of again!
"This April Fool's Day, Put All Jokes Aside...Because You May Be Next.
A year after an April Fool's Day prank which resulted in the death of one of their set, a group of friends find themselves targeted by someone who is out for revenge. It's gonna be a killer party!"
Grab your crab mallet, as the guys crack into Queen Crab (aka Claws) and ponder the eternal question; do grapes make giant crabs?
"She has awakened... and she's hungry!
A young girl steals her dad's growth experiment infused grapes and feeds them to a pet crab. Years later, the now gigantic crustacean attacks the town!"
Get your Guinness poured, we're diving into Leprechaun and pondering what ever did happen to Jennifer Aniston's career after this masterpiece?
"The Luck of the Irish..Just Ran Out!
An evil, sadistic Leprechaun goes on a killing rampage in search of his beloved pot of gold."
Get ready to slice and dice as the guys watch Babes With Blades: Flower of Sarnia, and debate: what colour was that guys hair throughout?
"Set on the planet Draiga, this steampunk action film features world-class female martial artists and follows Azura as she tries save her dying race."
Join us for the latest Lūʻau with the guys as they watch Hard Ticket to Hawaii and debate what was really the point of that snake?
"To get to PARADISE, they'll have to go through HELL!
In Hawaii, an undercover DEA agent and her civilian friend stumble upon a drug trafficking operation, and have to enlist the help of all their colleagues/friends to go after the vicious drug kingpin. This Ain't No Hula!"
In a random factory in 1998, no-one can hear the lads crack open up a cold one as we watch Creepazoids
"Move over, Aliens, here come the Creepozoids.
A group of survivors try to avoid the battles of World War III. When they try to escape to the quiet lands, they encounter something much more deadly. Your flesh will crawl right off your bones."
Ooo do you smell what's cooking? This week we're tucking into some cookies along with our beers as we watch Gingerdead Man. Grubs up!
"Somethings In The Oven...
An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. Evil Never Tasted So Good."
Pucker up buttercup! The guys are watching Cupid (2020) this week in preparation for the day of love. Will this be a valentine to remember, or will even more beers need to be had? Find out in this week's gripping installment!
"Everyone knows the legend of Cupid.. But do they know his dark side? After being horrendously embarrassed by the mean girls at school, Faye, a practicing witch, summons the evil Cupid to take revenge on all those who wronged her. It'll be a bloody Valentine this year!"
Plug in your joysticks, the guys are watching their most confusingly named film yet, is it Jurassic Island or The Final Level: Escaping Rancala? You decide. FIGHT!
"Jumanji Meets Ready Player One? Sure. When an arcade manager realizes her brother has been transported into a dangerous video game, she and her two best friends follow him into the virtual world, battling dangerous creatures and a warlord who will stop at nothing to keep them in the game and make them part of his army."
Are You Tired of the Expected? A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession. Careful Where You Tread.
Tickets to Paradise... or ParaSITES?Six friends win a vacation to the Bermuda Triangle and become trapped with only an MTV Crew to help keep them alive. They have to rescue Carmen Electra escape while they all battle the monsters on Monster Island. Death Is Their Final Destination.
In a bowling alley from Hell, there's only one way to score... As part of a sorority ritual, pledges and their male companions steal a trophy from a bowling alley; unbeknownst to them, it contains a devilish imp who makes their lives a living Hell. He's so wicked
In the Barrio of Oak Springs live a strong and stubborn group of elderly friends who refuse to be gentrified. Their leader, Lupita, keeps them together as a community, a family. But little did they know, their beloved Bingo hall is about to be sold to a much more powerful force than money itself.
The last day of the year...or the last day of your life. A group of friends take refuge in an island hotel that is decorated for New Years. The problem is, it's early summer, and soon enough, even the walls themselves are striking out against them.
You've made it through Halloween, now try and survive Christmas! Little Billy witnesses his parents getting killed by Santa after being warned by his senile grandpa that Santa punishes those who are naughty. Now Billy is 18 and out of the orphanage, and he has just become Santa himself. He knows when you've been naughty!
Chopping Mall - Where they slash their prices - and their customers! Tonight Park Plaza Mall switches on the world's toughest security force. Absolutely nothing can go wrong... A group of young shopping mall employees stay behind for a late night party in one of the stores. When the mall goes on lock-down before they can get out, the robot security system malfunctions, and goes on a killing spree. Shop til you drop, dead!
"Aaargh! ..." A group of scientists band together to save the world from mutated killer tomatoes.
She's hot. She's sexy. And she's sutured to please. A medical student sets out to recreate his decapitated fiancée by building her a new body made of Manhattan street prostitutes. A Terrifying Tale Of Sluts And Bolts.
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. As the death toll rises, two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?
Gobble, Gobble, Motherfucker! A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. The ultimate low-budget experience - a killer turkey horror/comedy.
Filled With Sweet Revenge, a possessed piñata, seeking to avenge the savagery that humanity has inflicted on his kind, picks off a group of friends, one by one, in an unending night of terror.
A wooly terror from space! A killer llama from outer space crash lands on Earth and brings death and destruction to everyone in its path.
An atmospheric slasher horror movie based in North Yorkshire. A survival experience group clash with a farmer set on revenge, as they wade into his land not knowing what awaits them and their team members.
Prepare to get slapped ... Three bad girls travel to a remote desert hideaway to steal $200 million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin.
The game has just begun! The dead walk...You run. A group of college students travels to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies.
How long has it been since your last confession? After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas. Welcome to the Christ-aceous period.
Get Ready, The Fourth Reich Is Here. The Nazis set up a secret base on the dark side of the moon in 1945 where they hide out and plan to return to power in 2018.