Yarra Jets Senior Women's Pod: Recent Episodes
Taryn Heddo
Grassroots football is full of shenanigans. Whether it be rogue referees, ominous crows, or weird and wacky fields, the Yarra Jets podcast chronicles it all. Up the Jetties!
Dutchy, Pete and Cookie discuss at length another round of football. There's a big focus on the World Cup. We are all very distracted by it actually.
Dutchy, Em, and Lans talk us through another round of football. We only have one game to discuss as State 2 take on top of the table. We talk a lot about how excited we are that the world cup is happening right now!
Taryn, Dutchy, Candles and Junior share their thoughts on another round of football. The State 3 game was full of drama. Another player gains a fan club.
Taryn, Dutchy, Heather and Ella talk through another week of action. Heather has the opportunity to tell us why we should support USA in the upcoming world cup. We discuss the ethics of music being played prior to the match.
Taryn, Dutchy, Claudia and Scarlett discuss another double home game. What is Candles name? An opposition coach messages the Instagram.
Taryn, Dutchy, Ruby and Grace take us through another round of action as we mark the season half done. We discuss the Matildas provisional World Cup squad via a series of trivia questions. Ruby emphasises the need for cyber security.
Taryn, Dutchy, Ruby and Grace go through another round of results as we hit the halfway mark of the season. We discuss the World Cup squad via elaborate trivia questions. Ruby makes it very clear that cyber security is important.
Taryn, Dutchy and Keely talk about another round of results. Lots of people fell over this week. Taryn has been extensively scouting.
Dutchy, Anna and Chloe take us through another round of action. State 3 takes on a national team. We discover Christine Sinclair really is the GOAT, and there are a hell of a lot of coaches in the group chat.
Taryn, Dutchy, Chloe and Rocket take us through another round of action. It was very cold. Taryn forgets basic knowledge relevant to her professional career. Chloe ponders how she would celebrate a game winning goal.
Taryn, Dutchy, Dani and Em take us through two back to back home games. We discuss how to keep dogs off pitches. Digressions include the career of England international Nikita Parris, and missing socks.
Taryn, Dutchy, Sam and Jade discuss Round 3 results, screwdrivers, and Messi's goals. Detours include Soccertoos and Instagram.
Taryn, Dutchy, Kirstin, CC and Maria take us through the second round of the season. Distractions include TikTok, audacity, and Kirstin's mastery of the quiz.
Taryn, Dutchy, Milo, Alana, and special guest Angela from Melbourne Uni talk us through the first round of the season. Tangents include discussion about Scorpios, World Cup fun facts, and newly minted competition rules.
Taryn and Dutchy are back as we introduce Yarra Jets Pod season 2023. We introduce new segments, a new format, and new coaches. The shenanigans are still yet to begin.
Taryn, Dutchy and Paul take us through State 2's last game of the season against Melbourne Uni. Trivia is finally decided. Paul has some criticism's of Dutchy's scouting.
Taryn, Dutchy and Maria talk through a nail biting win in our second last game. Lots of people in history have had yellow cards (and red cards!). We have another dog handling hero.
Taryn, Dutchy and Peta discuss birds, the ethics of eating leftover sausage rolls, and skipping training. We love football, but round 17 is beginning to stretch the relationship a bit.
Taryn, Dutchy and T discuss two losses, absent MPs, and free food. Dutchy knows a lot of English players. T is Canadian. Are there any plastic surgeons in Templestowe?
Taryn, CC and Lans discuss the latest on field action, including the latest bird sightings. Why do kids these days not know the rules? Plus, an assistant referee falls over.
Taryn, Dutchy and Em discuss an action packed week both on and off the pitch. Taryn muses that we should bring back Maccas vouchers. Dutchy reveals her dodgy side. Em hates dogs.
Dutchy, Nia and Alex (and occasionally Taryn) discuss the usual on field antics. When is it acceptable to leave training to go to the pub? Also, all of our players are gone.
Taryn, Dutchy and Sam take us through another round involving lots of joy and lots of injuries. We discuss the virtue of various Australian foods, and icks on dating profiles. Dutchy has to leave for a hair appointment.
Taryn, Gerty and Candles learn what it is like to be FM'd in real life, and discuss the joys of colourful birds. We learn about professional roller skating. Dutchy prepares us for our second double home game of the season next week.
Dutchy, Heather and Melbourne Uni's Nic discuss the game on Sunday, trivia night and missing teeth. They ponder the amount of teams in the NWSL and Covid postponements. Heather's moment of the week gets super wholesome.
Taryn, Dutchy and Rocket talk us through a disappointing weekend on the field but a fun one off it. We go on a history tangent talking about the old NSL. Milo throws a shin pad away.
Taryn and Dutchy discuss a fractious State 2 Dub over Mill Park and the ethics of forfeiting games to get on the beers instead. Heather and Cookie join us from Kevin Bartlett Reserve for some Bend it like Beckham trivia, live commentary, and musings about ever going south of the river.
Taryn, Dutchy and El take us through another round of disappointment. Taryn continues to struggle with geography. Our moments of the week take a wholesome turn. We learn about next week's opponents.
Taryn, Dutchy and Milo take us through two difficult losses. Taryn revels in her newfound power while we learn an important piece of football history. We also learn about geography in the Americas.
Taryn, Dutchy and Izzy talk through a successful weekend of football. Are crows a bad omen? We also talk about dogs, interesting comments from referees, and famous technical directors.
Taryn, Dutchy and Brigitte talk us through 2 losses, referees pulled from the crowd, and ambitious long shots. Brig gives us an insight into motherhood while being at the Jetties (and Covid, and quad injuries). We also learn about very specific laws of the game.
Taryn, Dutchy and Ash take us through some mixed round 2 results. We discuss forgotten kit, mistaken nationalities and fluffy cupcakes. Dutchy's scouting unearths the most diverse club in all of Melbourne.
Taryn, Dutchy and Grace take us through Round One action. We learn about famous former Jetties, comment on the quality of toasties, and detail our moments of the week. Dutchy gets her world-class scouting hat on as we preview next week's games, and contemplate pre-season training camps. Taryn has also figured out how to add a theme song!
Taryn and Dutchy introduce the teams and the characters behind the Yarra Jets Senior Women. We talk pre=season, introduce our segments and preview round 1 (including some expert scouting)