Elves All The Way Down: Recent Episodes
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The Ghostbusters are MIA again! Instead of outsourcing the job again, this time we're taking the Thanos approach and doing it ourselves.
There are over 27,000 Magic: The Gathering spells in the game, and we have to whittle it down to just one. So we better make it a good one (or not, as the case may be).
Did you ever try to buy a house? It's really difficult, they all make too much sense! But in the world of fiction anything is possible...
YARRR YOU SCURVY DOGS! We're assembling the finest seafaring crew the seven seas have ever seen! Just one problem, we don't know who to hire.
It's tourist season in Amity Island and Jaws is back at it again! Can we stop him before the beach closes for good?
With the recent Doctor Who reboot (aptly named Season One), we think it's high time they added a new villain to the franchise! The only question is: which one?
With gaming sensation Palworld (AKA. Pokémon With Guns) sweeping the world of catchable critters, we simply need to know: What is the next big thing for Pokémon?
A poorly-planned siege, a shop opening in Mordor, and a climactic showdown on Mount Doom. In the finalé of this retelling it's time to find out if we really can destroy The One Ring.
What is a (hu)man? A miserable pile of tubes. Whether you want more tubes, fewer tubes, or to ignore the tubes completely, you have to agree that humans have room for improvement.
Two Towers, One Ring, and Zero Good Ideas. Can we survive The Two Towers when our protagonists don't even know where the ring is?
We all know how The Grinch FAILED to steal Christmas, so the bar is pretty low here. But that won't stop us from committing atrocities in attempts we can only describe as "not as good as we thought".
Once upon a time, our uncle gifted his three niblings a ring of immense power. Those three niblings then required rescuing a lot. The fate of Middle-earth has never been in more incompetent hands!
If you could be a monster instead of a human, which monster would you want to be and why is it whichever stupid one we picked?
Paul and the gang need contestants for the next season of The Great British Bake Off. Luckily, we know just the people for the show...
Everybody knows that the worst part of any job is the commute, but due to the premise of the question we do need to do the commute. Thankfully we've got a handful of vehicle-like suggestions to make the commute as least bad as possible!
It's been (at least) 9 films, and we still can't get rid of that loveable goofball Sheev Palpatine. But can we stop him once and for all?
You know how there's a bunch of bad futures in pop-culture? Well which of them is the least bad? Someone should try and make that one happen.
It's almost time to head Across The Spider-Verse and see what Spiders the Verse has to offer us, but before then we speculate on the Spider-Mans they should really have added to the movie.
Surely Superman's talents are wasted on a career in journalism, but what job would be a better use of his abilities and still give him time to fight crime?
With Mario busy on the red carpet of The Super Mario Bros. Movie, someone needs to save Peach, and who better than us goombas!
We did such a good job with our Football balance patch last year that we decided to have another crack at it but with Driving this time.
Join us for this behind-the-scenes look at the effort that goes into an episode of Win Stupid Prizes! Including burning questions such as, how do we even record these things? What makes a good stupid answer? Can we afford a door? All this, and more, in this unique* episode of Win Stupid Prizes!
Last year we tried to do a better job than Santa, but that didn't work, so this year we're just outright stopping him. Can three mortal beings stop the seemingly omnipotent being that is Santa, or will he once again prove too much for us? And more importantly, will this mean we're all getting coal this Christmas?
There are a lot of crazy actors and a lot of crazy films. But which actor would have led the craziest life if ALL their films were true?
It's only been a year but Britain's Evil Mastermind, Pwal, has decided to come out of retirement. As a result, he needs to know which horror antagonists can easily be defeated so he doesn't make their same mistakes.
One DnD is upon us! Which means we get to pick one DnD class to be in real life (we think). But which class would actually improve your life the most?
Have you ever been cursed by a witch and told you have to fight a poisoned goose or something in order to escape the curse? Well that definitely hasn't happened to us, that'd be ridiculous! Haha...
As Disney gradually absorb more and more media franchises, the real question is which of these won't eventually be in a Kingdom Hearts game?
Swearing, we all do it! Apart from a few movies doing their best to maintain a squeaky-clean rating, that is. But what if those polite films were made just a little ruder, and given the PG13 rating to match?
AJ is terrified of the impending zombie apocalypse and desperately needs a survival plan. Thankfully, Alex, Eddie, and Pwal are on hand to suggest a slew of qualified teams which might help your average nerd survive such an event.
It is finally Time to Die for Daniel Craig's James Bond, and who better to decide who should replace him than the nerds at Hexagorgon?
We're often told that you can choose your friends but not your family, but in the world of fiction anything is possible!
We've all imagined ourselves as the main character of a movie. But given the chance, which movie would you swap yourself into?
The Beautiful Game is about to get a whole lot more beautiful with its next balance patch! But what changes could possibly be made to Football?
Santa's monopoly on Christmas has gone too far. Can we figure out a way to provide some competition for Old Saint Nick?
Bear is gaining transforming powers which will force him to turn into one animal for one week every month. Which should he choose?