The Bruce Campbell Podcast: Recent Episodes
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Army of Darkness is the reverse Kate and Leopold. Is it a good movie or do we just hold nostalgia in our hearts? No, it is a GREAT movie.
We’re putting this podcast into hibernation for a bit, but we had to do this one. This weird, hard to market mess that flopped. We ask the brave questions: is Army of Darkness an Isekai? Has Covid made Tyler stupider? Why do bros like Donnie Darko so much?
Go out there and watch Army of Darkness (free on YouTube) and listen to us talk about it while sundowning the pod.
Do you wanna party? It’s party time.
On Gaston! On Tiboy! Alcee! Nanette! Thaaaat’s right ho ho hooooo we’re talking the 2022 hallmark Christmas movie called My Southern Family Christmas. Joining us is Pixie (@firstorderpixie).
Do you decorate for Christmas? Nate doesn’t. It’s a waste of effort. No hanging of the Christmas balls (ornaments?). We bandy about the bayou and learn about Louisiana Christmas. It’s wild. Meet the Christmas icon, Pere Noel. Meet his brother, The Whipping Father.
WE ALSO DRINK THE LEMONADE THAT KILLS YOU!!
This stupid hallmark movie is surprisingly watchable. It’s not good but it’s effective. Check it out maybe.
Did you know that sometimes when an Elvis talks about their rod, their prick, their worm that they’re really talking about their virility and zeal for life? Who knew!
The makers of BUBBA HOTEP knew. That’s right, boils and ghouls, we’re watching the 2004 Bruce masterpiece.
We got Werner Herzog action figures. We got a condemnation of retirement homes. We got a black JFK. We got some words of power from our book of magic. We got the creeping lamentations that life is impermanent and one day we may recoil into a hive of regret and loss and pain. We got it all! So won’t you come down down down by the river with us.
Watch Bubba Hotep on prime.
Have you worked retail? Do you know what it is to toil in the mines of CUSTOMER SERVICE? If you don’t, we probably don’t trust you. The Bruce C Boys are joined by Keither to recount tales from their tour of duty in the Retail Wars. Because it is a war. It’s your dignity versus the consumer.
So we’re talking about the movie BLACK FRIDAY. A movie witha fantastic idea that just falls apart under the service of being a Divorced Dads Rights movie. Did you that divorced dads are the coolest and hottest people on the planet?
You can rent Black Friday on prime. It’s on crackle. Butalso you can just get it via extralegal means, if ya nasty.
But also this movie is only 87 minutes long. It’s awash in libertarian politics (aka right wing identity crap) and would have you believe that soy boys and kids are just too sensitive today and that what the young girl at work really wants is to bang the 50 year old divorced guy. So watch out for that, if you’re nasty.
We got a man with two brains over here! Joining us with a 3rd brain is Dean (@Tier1Diabetic). Dean and Tyler have a storied past that is finally made public. And we are discussing MAN WITH THE SCREAMING BRAIN. Are you a Michael Clayton head? Nate is. White people have been a plague on the world. They should be kept in a zoo. This movie backs into some strong criticism of capitalism.
We recommend MAN WITH THE SCREAMING BRAIN. It can be streamed on Amazon prime. However, that version is edited. Go get the dvd or whatever.
Keep in mind this movie was an intrusive thought that Bruce Campbell spent decades trying to make. This is Killers of the Flower Moon. So uhhhh yeah.
In this episode, we are joined by guests Julius and Kennedy and we talk about the both the worst Sam Rami and Coen Brothers movie: Crimewave.
We wrap up Brion James week with this real stinker of a movie. Nate is the lone movie enjoyer, Tyler swears off gooning for good, and Bruce has balls of steel. We ask the brave question of you, Dear Listener: Are you Hero or Rat?
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Nate’s been sick. So he takes a Covid test live on air. This was all very surprising for our guest, Sean, because we didn’t tell him this was our planned bit and Sean (@seanbrandt6) was at our house.
We’re covering ASSAULT ON DOME 4. You can watch it for free here: https://youtu.be/uUn7DYeLbwE?si=NmAfGbyQRZD6asg9
We muse about what Sylvester Stallone would be like if he wasn’t Italian and was normal instead. Nate tries to bring back “floozy.” Tyler explains the two types of story in Tales From the Crypt.
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Sean Astin. Bruce Campbell (gay). Stacy Keach. This movie is free on YouTube. It’s wild and bad and confounding and if that’s your bag, go watch it before the episode. Sean Astin eats a whole potato during an action scene.
But should you watch Icebreaker? It’s very bad. Confusingly bad. Diehard meets Out Cold meets Cliffhanger meets The Room. It’s also Bruce’s first bad (!!!) performance. Low energy, nipples protruding—very disrespectful.
We loved it. It’s pure trash. But what’s not trash is that delicious Magic Mind. Have you tried this? Have you heard about this? Magic Mind. Go get some. Use the promo code BruceC20 for 56% off. Please. We need the money. I can’t be a nurse anymore. It’s too hord. Please buy so much brain powering sludge (complimentary) that we can do this full time.
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Theme song composer and millennium baby Zzzzzzzzoe (@jc_van_wham) joins the Bruce C Boys to talk 2006’s The Ant Bully. We’re Fugaxking the tough questions. Are there any ethical magicians? Probably not.
We discuss David Tennant, the woke mind virus, and Nicolas Cage. We live in an ant society. Communism talk from communist ant movie.
You SHOULD watch The Ant Bully. It’s on the internet archive. You can rent it. It’ll surprise you. It’s a perfect movie.
Follow us wherever or whatever who care just watch the ant bully
Today we’re talking about Josh Becker’s Running Time. And there’s a… gimmick… Running Time is 70 minutes long. So. We’re gonna do this in 60.
Movies should have more sex in them. Just like this movie. It’s not porno!! We also roast guys who peaked in high school for being losers.
We recommend Running Time. It’s on YouTube. It’s on plex. Go watch it. It’s ambitious and weird and fun and not very long.
Click this and watch it, what more do you want me to do for you jeez? https://youtu.be/oRatbGpdWoI?si=MqOOB2bTwiQVII1t
Bruce C Boys con mommy Lil (@Broad__Abroad) joins the pod to talk tornados, the attack on Hawaii by Jewish Space Lasers and Chinese Space Lasers, climate change, and the movie Tornado!
Who knew a Fox tv movie from 1997 had such prescient warnings about climate change? Just asking because the sky is orange here in Oregon while it’s 105 degrees Fahrenheit (40.5 for you Celsius Sickos) also it’s the 111th anniversary of newspapers publishing a warning that burning coal will create an insulation of CO2.
Anyway, Bruce is a chaser. Tornado! is free on YouTube so go watch it. It’s fun and 85 minutes long. Give some cash to Hawaii if you can.
Hawaii Mutual Aid links:
https://www.mauihumanesociety.org/
https://mauifoodbank.org/
http://www.bit.ly/mauimutualaide
https://www.khako.org/
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Hey there drug addicts, immorals, runaways… it’s time to jump into John Carpenter’s ESCAPE FROM LA.
We absolutely love this movie (shocking) and try to make an argument on why it’s better than Escape From NY. It’s a brilliant satire on par with Starship Troopers.
You can rent it or buy the DVD or whatever. Bruce plays a horrifying surgeon. Go watch it, already.
Who’s ready for Klan talk? Today we’re covering the Disney original movie SKY HIGH starring Michael Angarano and Kurt Russell. Joining us is Connor (@icarly_marx) and boy do we have some thoughts.
Did you know that Sky High is overtly fascist, pro-eugenics, and reinforcing white supremacist beliefs? Well, you do now. A polished and entertaining movie that’s fun as hell with a deeply evil message in its heart. But heyyyy. Don’t be sad. You used to really like it. It’s just a harmful tool for teaching oppression to kids.
Watch it on Disney+ if you want. Who cares!
In this episode, we watch the awful mess that is Tom Arnold shidded and farted his way across the big screen in this 1997 remake of the popular(?) tv show McHale's Navy. We are joined by the beautiful mess Brian, who teaches us all about PT boats, the Navy, and what it really means when you put a lemon between your legs.
It's a chaotic time as we try to talk about anything except for McHale's Navy. It's a bad movie, don't watch it. It's a good episode, do listen to it!
Comrade Brit (@soytrek) from the Soy Trek Podcast joins the Bruce C Boys to talk about Menno’s Mind. Should you watch it? You can. It’s free on YouTube and plex. It’s very bad but it’s got a lot of people from Star Trek in it.
The movie is a mess but we enjoyed it. It’s a lowercase-m movie. Bruce is great in it. Give it a shot why not. The dialogue doesn’t human. It’s a hoot!
Go listen to Soy Trek and buy their merch. Follow us and what not.
In a very special episode of The Bruce Campbell Podcast, we talk with writer and director Josh Becker and his time spent on Alien Apocalypse, Warpath, and feeding dogs in Bulgaria. We also talk about his Substack "The Crack of Dawn" and how you don't want to be bitten by 8 snakes injected with meth.
Click here to learn about Josh Becker's film history.
In this episode, we visit the exciting bug infested ruins of Portland Oregon with our good friend Eve (@LawlessVic). Bruce is the bone cracking osteopath astronaut who has to take on an invading army of evil termites. The gang learns about holes, people oatmeal, and the true meaning of freedom in the form of having sex in front of everyone. Will the president's secret army save the day? Find out in this episode of The Bruce Campbell Podcast
BRUCE CAMPBELL PODCAST GOES INTERNATIONAL! The podcast travels to England to record with our buddy Greg (@the_rascal_king). We actually went to England. That’s why it sounds weird. We will tell you why.
We’re watching DR STRANGE AND THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS aka the first MCU that requires homework. Boooo. Dr Strange should’ve been English. We make Greg try Magic Mind. It goes well.
It’s a wild episode. You shouldn’t watch Dr Strange 2. Just Bruce’s parts. Tyler asserts this is the worst Sam Raimi movie but the best MCU movie.
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The surprise Hot Take Bruce C Boys are here with a Bonus Episode where we talk about the hit new movie Evil Dead Rise. If you're interested in the movie, then please watch it first before listening to this episode. We recommended it.
!!! WARNING: We do spoil the hell out of this movie !!!
Today we’re talking EVIL DEAD 2 with Kel and Denny, who you might know as the No Context Bruce Campbell Twitter account (@dailyshemp).
We’re all into how bloody and slutty one Ashley Williams is. He’s in his Bugs Bunny Era. Nate says this movie has No Cruft and Tyler doesn’t know what cruft is, if it’s even real. Tyler also had cancer. Maybe. But probably not. Each day is a gift. Kel and Denny rock us with their cosplay and ownership of a certain awful necklace.
This isn’t a sequel, Ash just had a thing for Linda’s and bringing them to a murder cabin.
We recommend you watch Evil Dead 2. It’s perfect. No notes. It can be found anywhere.
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Journalist, YouTuber, and pope of Animorphs Eric Ravenscraft (@LordRavenscraft) joins the Bruce C Boys to talk Spider-Man 3. It gets heated fast talking about Balldo usage. Turns out our guest wrote an article about it.
We’re talking Spider-Man 3, a much maligned and misunderstood movie. It’s time to forgive Spider-Man 3 and see it for the brave, weird, and flawed movie it is.
Dancing, jazz, emo hair, Thomas Haden Church punching dogs in a movie for children… Spider-Man 3 has it all.
You can and should watch Eric’s videos here: https://youtube.com/@LordRavenscraft
You can read about his experience with the Balldo here: https://www.wired.com/review/balldo-review/
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Joining the Bruce C Boys is one Derek B Gayle (@DerekBGayle) from the Gimmicks Podcast (@GimmicksPod) and Walloping Websnappers (@WallopingWebPod)! Today we’re watching Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 2.
We start by talking shooting fat ropes of web and the James Cameron Spider-Man sex movie. Tobey Maguire has never had sex. None of us really trust Sam Raimi to respectfully approach race.
We all agree Alfred Molina is hot as hell as Doc Ock. Peter Parker is a bottom but Spider-Man is a top.
Babies are thicc dicc chads when it comes to getting a spinal tap. Nate doesn’t care what you have to do to him to give him more arms. He wants to Goro himself rull bad.
Go watch Spider-Man 2.
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Magic Mind Presents Marvels March Madness Sam Rami's the Spiderman Trilogy 1-2-3 Featuring the Bruce Campbell Podcast!
Welcome Webheads and Bruceheads to a very special episode of the Bruce Campbell Podcast where we cover the good Spiderman trilogy, the Tobes' Maguire version, with our friends over at The Doug Zone podcast. We ask the hard hitting questions:
- Is Spiderman a Thanksgiving movie?
- Does Peter Parker have a healthy relationship with women? (No)
- Can anyone truly be Ready for Bonesaw? (No)
- Is the Green Goblin a part of Al-Qaeda?
Find out this and more as we explore the Spiderman Trilogy through the eyes of a Brucehead.
Follow @dougzonecast for more cursed knowledge with our friends @MoreJillian and @MattKUltra
Are you a hill person, valley person, or swamp person? Do tv movies exist anymore? Bank robber is a fun job.
Our real life friend Brice is here to discuss In the Line of Duty: Blaze of Glory. Nate thinks OJ is cool. Tyler tells a story about his mothers IUD. Brice had 30 cars. Nate doesn’t know where Lori Laughlin is from.
The movie is free on YouTube and on prime. Go watch it.
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Our theme song was done by Zoe and you can follow her @jc_van_wham on Twitter.
The folks from the Watch If You Dare podcast joins us to talk about the Bruce Campbell vampire classic: Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat. We recommend you watch Sundown once. Once is enough. More than enough. It’s free on tubi and plex.
What happened to Macho Man Randy Savage? Oh yeah, cocaine death.
Aaron comes in hot as a fellow train person. We also love fat vampires. Sundown is a movie. Maybe kids movies shouldn’t show full hog? This movie has an incredible original soundtrack. Bruce has an orgasm.
Social media stuff:
Watch If You Dare Podcast: @WatchIfYouDare
Aaron: @CaptMans
Hearher: @itsheathermurr
Nate: @batenoyd
Tyler: @bearnurse
Today we’re joined by Aleah and Thea to talk about the 1997 made for tv Disney movie: The Love Bug. We try out Scottish jokes. We debut stellar new accents: Jack Nicholson and Scottish. They’re all done perfectly.
Should you watch Walt Disney Presents The Love Bug? You should absolutely NOT watch it. But if you want to, you can find it on YouTube for free. It’s awful. Don’t do it.
Would you let Herbie get you pregnant? What kind of car would you have sex with? Did you know Herbie is a product of operation paperclip?
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Drake Degrassi is the great name for an Italian guy. We’re insecure about our age and place in the world that is leaving us behind. What happens when you center a movie on an actor with no charisma?
You get MOONTRAP (1988) starring Walter Koenig. That’s what we’re coving. A very B-movie. You should watch it. You gotta pirate it or go to YouTube.
Topics we discuss: movies for daddy, where medical cadavers come from, whether moms should tell their kids about the new guys they’re banging, what we’d do on the moon, and getting your buds to go down on you in the club.
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What do YOU know about Africa? We don’t know a lot, but we know more than the movie CONGO! Somehow our guesses about Africa facts are less offensive than what’s in the movie.
We’re watching: Congo (1995). We recommend you to as well. Renting it online would be easiest but you can steal it too. Hell, buy it. Congo rules.
Do you like Tim Curry? We sure as hell do. He’s the best part of this movie. We do not care for Michael Crichton. Trash man. Bad writer.
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This should be obvious. Nate and I recorded a commentary track to listen to while the movie plays. Do I need to write more for this?
I should. You hogs want more content and this is that. We watched this movie like 8 times. Three different commentaries. Now this is ours. Muppets Christmas Carol features heavily.
Instructions: Listen to our smooth baritone voices until 5 minutes and 15 seconds, then hit pause. You should hear some air horns. Then start the movie “The Evil Dead”. As soon as the “Evil Dead” title goes away at the start of the movie, hit play on the podcast.
Enjoy!
Hi. Hi. Hiiii. We’re the Bruce C Boys and we’re gonna tell you about the B-movie actor Bruce Campbell. We take you through the first movie this actor made.
We run on vibes. We talk about the good (the soundtrack), the bad (sexual assault from a tree), and the ugly (haircuts in the 70s).
We’re watching: THE EVIL DEAD (1979). It can be found on most streaming platforms or rented. Or pirate it.
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