they them us and you: Recent Episodes
theythemusandyou
A podcast unraveling the minds of 4 people who have never successfully completed a phone call with any customer service without stress sweating in the pits, back-part-of-kneecaps and balls.
Together, friends named Girm, Choco, Stealth and Pob meet up for an hour a week to talk about topics ranging from how the Bee Movie (2007) is peak cinema, to solving modern-day mysteries... like if Demi Lovato really DID put that airline on blast? (they did :/)
New episodes every Friday.
Choco, Pob, and Girm talk about their worst interior design choices and opinions as well as discuss why Choco is coming to you live from a slavich prison.
description: finally we see girm at another perspective other than his "Goon For Men in Blue" corner. pob took an influencer mental health break (moved) and choco has a newfound hobby called speaking up! who knew they could raise their voice over the decibles of a cow mooing? anyways.... we are back with the regularly scheduled shit and piss jokes. also christmas happened, we had an episode planned... but oops! always next year, white thumbs UP emoji.
Hi sorry, we missed last week. Here we are talking about poop again for 20 minutes. You would think we had ENOUGH of poop talk but I guess not because we are wild animals that LOVE poopy butt butt talk :|Anyways choco talks about peeing their pants and becoming a hero. Girm is a coward who will leave you to die to come back and bring you back in a SICK horrific twisted way. Have you ever had a dream of peeing?? Or what's your fave post-apocalyptic fantasy!??!??!#lgbtqia #perfume #bedwetting Intro/Outro Song - https://youtu.be/oAK8HDB0cePerfumes:
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Join Choco, Pob, Ben and Girm as they discuss the interesting lore behind the Mr Beast reincarnation cycle and government-mandated twinks! Ben is simultaneously interviewing for a job at ImGaybutNoImnot Industries and choco disassociates harder than an astral projection in the wind. Who do you think was the most sane person on the podcast and where should the silly meter be for this one...
Hey there, fellow gamers! Jason and Girm here and AHHHHWe're delving into the dangerous world of Final Fantasy XIV's music, and it's rollercoaster of emotions. From jammin' boss battle tunes to the soothing melodies of Old Sharlayan.This episode is not just about geeking out over the music or the game; it's about how it's shaped us FFXIV's music isn't just notes and beats; it's a journey of loss, love, and life perspective.Join us as we spill the beans on how these tunes have made us rethink life, love, and even loss. If you've ever shed a tear over a fictional character's fate or felt your heart swell with joy everytime you see Graha, you're gonna wanna see (or hear) this.
(this was NOT written by pob)
pob is back and his big mouth is bigger than ever.. girm has a realization about pob and death (our oomfs) that blows his brain out (sexually). choco and pob have a anna olson off by baking cinnamon buns :pray_emoji:.... pob manifests a old woman selling iphone for cheap YASS pob also has a RAT INFESTION?#%$&?#&%?
We talk to Thomas about their personal life and make 2 people uncomfortable when se*ual topics come up...
pob quite literally cannot get pass the "meet-up" phase and gives you two examples why. he does charity work by hanging out with a 62 year old woman for 7 hours on the middle of a friday in IKEA. another instance of insufferability was two queens maximizing their joint slay on the plane (pob and a friend he met). these two queens are the same person, pob and his alter.
understanding that nobody in this discord call can read or write without the help of gr*mmarly or autocorrect, in attempts to save the lives of the gay people around us, we do a listening comprehension game called "pob reads his notes".
this episode pob pretends hes a game show host by doing a spin-the-wheel for his notes. it lands on a note, pob reads it out and girm and choco have to figure out what the fuck he actually meant.
we go through the dilemmas of plastic lawn chairs indestructibility, iphone airdrop terrorism, the surgical process of putting on a screen protector, what if princess diana's ice spice was a acapella musical, furry dance off's as kids entertainment and pob's hiking story where he almost died from seeing irl sexy men (real)
Four fantastic (f)artists sit down and talk about how amazing AI art is....not. We trauma dump about selling ourselves for some meager Deviantart points and some invite codes for websites and how much we hate drawing. Zebby and Choco bond over their weirdest client, Girm and his absurd commission demands. Lazuli and Choco consider starting NSFW art for money to pay bills (and not personal entertainment at all). Lazuli tells us she doesn't do fanart because of legal trouble. 👀
pob tries to do an emergency intercom bit this episode... it FLOPS! choco experiences their first quinceanera (funeral) and now views life like that one 2004 bright and happy wallpaper. pob tried to beat the 'try not to fuck a mid white man' challenge IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY and fails once again. we talk about our movie watchathon, including Garfield (2004). girm is re-entering his 1D era with quickness ease and haste while choco gets GOBSMACKED in the qrt's for eating canned pasta.
a terri joe apologist fights against the allegations of being unfunny and having a mexican-coded wall. mint joins this episode to spread lana propaganda to the masses, have a world record of the longest silences after jokes being made and talks about his living situation being a rat stuck in the NYC sewers
choco (accompanied by pob) speaks what has been on THEIR mind for the past millennium. to his art journey (honk shoo) to being bullied at school laughing track to bars on windows so school kids can't k word themselves. choco's got it all !
pob wants to bring back eavesdropping and being insane in public (he wants attention). we speculate the validity of the "Tour Of Italy" from olive garden while girm has intrusive thoughts about living in rich people's houses. pob and girm bond over their insane moments of hyperealization with nature and the urge to just ESCAPE! epi-pen's are irl mercy rez, vaccuming worms under pob's desk, karma ft. ice spice, cyanide in tampons and micro-dosing softcore pjorn. pob has a REALLY embarassing story with a sexy grocery store worker that involves the words "just put it in" being said out loud....
tom finds out the clit does not have a hole.... we ALSO talk about his first,,,, flicking the bean story to youtube "kiss my gf in front of me" videos, insane biology teachers, sex ed, we attempt to talk about family trauma(???), cock(roaches), youtube developing cuck ftishes,,,,, and... checks notes choco's farts?@?%&#^%
we were SUPPOSED to talk about grocery stores,,, but that derailed quick LMAFO, choco has their grocery store racism arcs, scary grocery liminal spaces, the erewhon fantasy and absolute evil costco employees. pob does asmr and choco got sent a pipe bomb in the mail (GONE SEXUAL).
pob has never once shut up in his life and this episode is definitely NOT helping stop him. pob discloses how he thinks Big Liminal is
sponsored by walmart, he just doesn't trust the lights they use. he mentions transportation a multiple amount of time, especially bus vibrations... for some reason. he explains his beef with The Lego Movie his schizophrenia with the ttuandu twitter account, he unironically admits to something rancid about his piercings, fake boner jorts, BUG-EYED ugly dogs on dating profiles and talks about his... very vocal neighbor paula.
Today we learn how sociopathic we really are. Would we let our dog lick us to completion? IDK. But we would turn our friends in to the police! And we would extort Taylor Swift for her millions and millions of doll-hairs.
nano, a hardworking full-time femboy at heart, as well as media literate world-wide genius, helping millions across the world with her femboy juices (her official title; was paid to put this here), joins us with talking about growing up trans, realizations and struggles, trans issues, religion, future child robots for :weirdge: stuff and..... checks notes.. .. . ... choco being,, autistic and stuff
ben joins for this episode! pob makes fun of his grey room (i know the walls smell like undertoe). pob does a thrift haul of clothes he thrifted, its horrible, he got a fishing shirt 😭. ben explains his first panic attack and choco bonds with him over tism. we find out ben is a psychopath because he laughs in the cold (unprompted). ben does a self-elimination with WILLINGLY bringing up his robot fucker allegations with his "intrusive thought". ben turning into a male manipulator... he UNIRONICALLY listens to 100 gecs, weezer and radiohead. people died.
Choco and Girm deep dive (they dont) into conspiracy theories and art history. They also discuss why you should laugh at other peoples misfortunes (choco does)
STAY TUNED FOR NEXT EPISODE FOR THE REVEAL OF THE 25 SUB FOOTJOB WINNER!! you or a loved one could be the lucky one 😏This episode Pob and Choco dissect a massive worldwide pandemic.... the my little pony cum jar. Pob also proposes a fantastic idea of a band called "The Twinks", testicular torsion merch, Meghan Trainor making the song of the summer with AI, and Pob giving us more ammunition to bully and make fun of him by not cleaning his waterbottle in 2 month.... and DOUBLING DOWN on it.
Pob comes back from his government mandated 2-week purgatory (no internet) and has a bible-length note page. We talk about the GarfieldEATS twitter account and how the twitter manager is sending out SOS messages via brail. Choco never beating the sleeping in black mold allegations, KFC chicken elderly cannibalism, sexifying mr beast in fortnite, tamagatchi sperm.,.,. .,,. ,,and.... our favorite topic! shit kinks!! crowd_booing.mp3AND THANK YOU FOR 30 SUBS!! we appreciate it i think...
In this episode, we deep dive into Pobster's ever-growing and ever concerning, notes for the podcast. Paddington bear...chipmunks and other nauseating concerning topics are discussed. Girm has not slept in 28 hours and is barely conscious (choco tease) and gets blamed for global warming by some blond skinny twinkette (girl twink). Pob also discusses weaponized prostate stimulation.
THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY SUBWAY SURFERS!!! (stealth's facecam footage got lostmanemoji)
Buuut you know how you all have been asking and making fun of Pob never staying on topic :sob: well he picked out the topic for today's episode and idk... it ate down! We have a bit of a more Seer Rius conversation this episode about where you draw the line between your own morals/fundamentals and the person you're seeing...
You would have never guessed this.. EYE (Pob who's writing this) would have never guessed this but this Valentine's episode Choco explains how they got a MOUNTAINS worth of pussy and gooch in their younger years. A shock to the entire eastern part of Japan :prayge:. Some of them causing insane water sports (squirt) trauma and some of them are cute and a giggle and a laff! Girm and Pob relish in having shared gay, growing up and fingiring out your sexuality experiences.
But in the end we all realize Valentine's day is a psy-op for Big Pharma to hand out free poppers to the gay people who are lonely that day :/
Pob wants to fuck pixelated men (the how to train ur draegon cast + wolves in kung fu panda). Girm explains his mental gymnastics with calculating military time, we debate about shows and movies a bunch.. and Pob learns a derogatory way to say BLACK, also we celebrate the infamous "gay shirt" clip.
We understand Choco's deeper connection with holes as Girm accompanies them on answering fun questshuns via an inconspicuous list one of them found. (source? my brain.) Girm probably got bullied as a kid with Roshan from Ice Age comments so they talk about movies that created new traumas for them (in a silly and goofy way). They both confess about offering actors free foot massages (sexually) at the Doctor Who (2005) filming.
We all play games of ARAM in LoL this episode. While being extremely focused on losing, Choco gets confronted with the silent rumors by Girm LIVE. Pob discusses his disappearance from last episode with a heartbreaking story of courage and bravery (he poisoned himself). Choco & Pob agree on beastiality (just Pob), Girm and Stealth are unusually quiet on which way they lean. Subway gets a paid mention again. :rolling_eye_emoji:
Girm's house burnt down last week (self-inflicted arson) and we all have to bear our eyes with the last picture he took as his background. Stealth and Girm bump purses with the knowledge that they're both gay AND mentally ill. Choco misses their off-screen audio sync clap again and it all goes down from there for them.
(i (pob) don't know if any of this actually happened, i wasn't here and just get paid to make the title and description,,, i hope they don't see this :peepodeath:)
Stealth wants Big Salad to go bankrupt. Pob thinks scurvy could have easily been prevented in viking times with planting orange trees, to quote: "it was a them issue!". We learn Girm deconstructed his food in childhood as a psychological fat kid thing, and Choco can't eat in public at all! (they will cry seeing an 'all you can eat' part of a menu)
We also discuss how there's something suspiciously too good about subway cookies.... a modern day krabby patty formula idk. P*ss was also discussed a disturbing amount this episode.
Today we gather to celebrate the birthday and reason we have Christmas. Yes that's right. Mariah Carey herself.
Today we gather for absolutely horrible news learnt about Choco's mother and her legal affiliation with the milk industry. Girm and Stealth debate white people; (Italian) food for a scary amount of time. And Pob goes on a date for a reason even HE doesn't know... also he talks about scamming again (A*azon will sue eventually).
Pob teaches you a step-by-step guide on how to scam and steal from small businesses (amazon). Girm reaches an all-time low with his doordash account hackage in the 20th century. Pob comes out as a 7/11 taquito survivor. We all ponder our orbs about microplastic cleanse shots. Stealth is off in gay land (we pray for his cave)..... and Choco's squirt count hit the pentagon at a seriously declined altitude.
Today we discuss how online friends work in our own lives...or something. Girm talks about how he doxxed himself willingly and for free when he was young. Choco doubles down on the 'can't talk to people one-on-one' allegations. Stealth explains his sudden departure of streaming and Pob advertises a cereal brand he loves while explaining his first online oomf's s*x life that lead to a friend breakup.