LESBIAN LUNCH - WE MAKE (UP) THE NEWS!: Recent Episodes
Jason Giecek
We once again have changed our format, same loser down in his basement and same worthless content but this time we got scrambled porn from 1980s!! "Really?" Nah!!! Come on in, bring a sack lunch and dine with really lesbians! "Really?" Nah!!! We're just a guy in his mom's basement making podcasts so you don't have to!!!!
I want the audience to buy my merch, make me famous, not like Logan Paul famous, maybe Connie Chung famous!!!! This episode we watch Conjuring Last Rites and snuggle with our sister!!!!
We a close family!!!
When you tired and you feel like you cant go on, welcome to no country for bears!! I heart you!
Bear gets down and dirty and feisty, you love the bear when he's feisty!! Come along we're expecting you, THE LOVE BOAT. Dear Spotify , no I did not use the theme to the Love Boat as that would be against your TOS, I created an ai song about the bear stomping!! Ladies love a man who can dance!!!
Everybody gets offended! Listen as I ramble on about the Royal Family, marrying my sister or cousin, douches and the Nigerian national anthem!! WE DO IT ALL SO YOU DONT HAVE TOO!!!
Listen, we got too many stupid people and one of them is me. Thank you and please enjoy my takes on stuff like post birth abortions (you call it murder I call it population control!)
Rambler rambles episode something. Rambler discussed politics. I kid. Nobody wants to hear that. Happy holidays. I think it is July Fourth!! 🎇
Rambler rambles about his ex's tiny itty bitty lady bit and other random stuff because it hit his brain as he talked. HIIIIIIIIII!!! This podcast sponsored by TEMU!! I kid. But if they want, I'm easy!!! Happy Halloween!!! I know it November 2nd!!! I think!! Come listen!!
We, and by we I mean me, will talk about stuff. What kind of stuff? STUFF!!!
Hello and welcome to my podcast!! Will you like it? Probably not. Probably will make you mad!!! So anyways, come on in!!!
Listen as an old man makes you feel uncomfortable!! Talking penis? Check!! Drug references? Oh my yes!!! Family friendly? Nods we forgot the script so enjoy!!
You know that old guy down at the bus stop, say hello to The Rambler Man!! He talks about sex and tuna salad. Jazz hands. Come listen.
Hi! It me The Rambler Man rambling about your mom. I kid. Your dad! Yayyyy!! This episode dedicated to Pee Wee Herman
Like the title Says. Papa Bear found some magic gummies and welp, put the headphones on and be prepared. Or something.
You ever sit and listen to your uncle ramble about nothing and everything for almost an hour? No? Ya want to? Bear talks about cancer, death and the first time a woman said "yea,I would like your pee pee in me!" Enjoy! Merchandise coming soon so 8 of you can wear a No Country for Bears panties and tshirts so uh...more listeners? Take one for the Papa Bear!!!
Papa Bear is sober and watching YouTube ads like Home chef and others. Come on guys sponsor us, we could use free food!
Just like the title says. You still get humor of no worth but hey, if it makes you feel good, it all good!! Come on in, the moonshine is good.
I ramble about stuff and it an hour. I know. Scandalous! Come listen. Please? I don't say much worth a cent but I say a lot. Well worth the price you pay. Hello?
I sing, I dance,I make out with your mom. Ain't life grand? Come in, sit down, take your shoes off. :)
Papa Bear starts rambling about depression and ends up talking about sex,cake and the meaning of life. Learn why Papa Bear is a 51 year old virgin. We kid. Maybe. We kidding about kidding.
Just me at the microphone talking about stuff, hope you enjoy!!! Come on in, the water's fine!
When the random guy gets bored, you can expect offensive pod casts!! Enjoy! Or not!! Either way, share, so we can become famous for just being famous!! Tee hee!! Come, listen, report to the FCC!! Har!!!! Â Text to speech using 15.AI
Papa bear went on a great journey to the rest home where he got placed in a nice jacket and put into a rubber room but him back now, better than ever, if you don't believe him, ask his therapist! Haha!! I kid, he terrible!!!
Welcome to Episode 2! We know it has been awhile since we've did a show and we very sorry but hopefully, we'll be back on schedule providing the entertainment you want. We also have a new YouTube channel, same quality, worse graphics!! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqHpMkX2OmPo4svWx2nd8Yw If you like animation with no animation then SUBSCRIBE, SHARE, GIVE US MONEY TO BE FULL TIME MEDIA SUPER STARS!! Oops, I mean, welcome to Episode 2! All voices were created by utilizing an awesome website, go check out 15.ai! You'll be glad you did. It fun!! Come enjoy news but no real news! Isn't that great?
We are here for the breaking news, well, these shows usually take a week or so to make so by the time we upload it, the breaking news is old and outdated but that's okay, we just make these stories up anyways. Do you like what you're reading so far? Good!! We weren't sure what to write so we just wrote whatever came out!! CLICK NOW!! CLICK NOW!!!
So they say title means everything, would you look at that title! Still talking about nothing but I do it for like 6 minutes! Enjoy!! Or not!!!
HI! New format, same butthole, hope you enjoy, meet my wall, he's nice, knows poetry and erotic fiction as told to him by the TV set! I ramble about nothing, sorta like no country for bears except no music and the bear is now a guy in a tuxedo.
"Really?"
Nah!! Come on in, don't be too afraid, I might bite but you might enjoy it!!!!! SALUTE!!!
We talk about Myspace. Join mine @ I KID!! Nobody does Myspace anymore, we all hanging out at Geocities.com!! Tee hee!! YES, I'm old!! Get off my lawn you youngens!!!!!
Welcome to the tenth episode of season two, where Papa bear goes out looking for naughty girls needing love, come on in, take your shoes, sit a spell and enjoy the songs that played in a lot of clubs at the time that Papa Bear was not allowed in to!!!!
All you need to know is Papa Bear is sober and this is the episode where he reveals all. We kid, he just hits the archive hard and fast and wants to take over a small island nation and we are just following him, providing cover!!! FREE THE BEACH MOTHA FRACKERS!!!Â
We all know Papa Bear loves love, from his other podcasts, and here we are again with another love track!! Come on in, the water is fine, bring in your loves, your spouses, but not at the same time, get into fights!! Love, exciting and new!!! Come aboard, we're expecting you. The Love Bear, soon will be making another run!!!
Hi! Welcome to episode seven, season two, where we go down that country road, some sad, some happy, all bringing up memories from the life of a Papa Bear! Come on in, the water's fine!! We got whiskey for sipping and a jar of honey!
We got rock and roll fever and so Papa Bear went to the archives and found some alternatives to the regular stuff played on those OTHER shows!! Come on in, sit a spell, let us talk of things only grown yaks talk about in the middle of the afternoon. Â WHAT?Â
Welcome to No Country for Bears hosted by Papa Bear!! We're reminding you to neuter the human race before it is too late! Â Are you ready to rock and roll? No? Neither are we!! Lets go! Papa bear is having a nervous break down . Warning, if you are offended by guns and demand they all be destroyed, you might want to go find a different pod cast. Papa bear gets into a rant about how people kill people and well, we know some people find that kind of thinking illogical! If you think you can handle it, welcome to No Country for Bears Season Two, Episode five, we take a nice walk outside and get laid. I kid, we're having a nervous breakdown and here is our playlist!
Every so often, Papa Bear gets mushy and well, then you end up with shows like these! He hopes his soul mate hears these songs and gets whooed!! His true soul mate is Tom Cruise. Come on in, sit a spell, hope you enjoy the show, if not, you know what you can do, go eat cake!!!
Welcome to The Low Down Good for everything, THE BLUES. Papa hit the archives and bringing some of those blues from 20s, 30s and 40s.
Papa Bear is grooving through the archives, hitting the bass, tapping that ass, I kidding on the ass, but eating some bass! Come on in, Papa is shaking his rump and party time in the No Country for Bears!!! Do The Papa Bear Dance!! GROWL! RAWR!!!! (Delayed cause your Pappa Bear is a dum dum and forgot to hit Publish, so it been sitting in draft this entire time!! EEK!!)
Papa Bear had some bad news on the home front, friend front, all the fronts, so decided to change the show from Techno Dance to Sad songs, but still, come on in, take your shoes off and enjoy the show!! No liquor involved in the making but if you're wanting to take some while a listening, Papa bear will join you!!!
Rock and roll is here to stay! Woo!!! Take your shoes off, and your socks, and hop! Hop! Hop! Welcome to Episode 20, old time rock and roll!!! Woo!!!!
Come on in, take your shoes off, listen to some blue grass as Pappa Bear drinks sparkling water. Or  not. Maybe a Diet Pepsi.
We going to rock and roll all night, till at least 7:45 pm! Whoooo!!! Get out here and rock and roll!
Pappa Bear and the crew are on the road and man, did they pick an awesome sound track. Where they going? Maybe to find a country, maybe right next door to you!! What do you mean you're selling your house?? Get back here!!!!
Pappa Bear hits the randomize button on the recorder and all kinds of chaos happens in this episode. We hit the road as we settle down for some rock and maybe a roll!! Come on in, take your shoes off and listen to the podcast voted most likely not to make it past three episodes! We showed them, EPISODE 16!!!!! EPISODE 16!!!!
Pappa Bear arrested by the FBI? A punk rock podcast? Computer English Voiced actors in charge of the script? What could go wrong? We have no idea but the squirrel across the street came over and well, he hit launch, thinking it spelled lunch. Squirrels are so dumb. But then again, so are some politicians! Come on in, take your shoes off, sit down, listen and enjoy. If you don't, you know what you can do! Go eat a big slice of chocolate cake!!! This episode sponsored in part by Sister Mary's School for Wayward Girls and Brothel! Mention this cast and get herpes!! Also, as always, Hank's Used Cars and Massage parlor, where if the car you buy from us doesn't explode, consider yourself lucky!!
Hello and welcome to another exciting episode of No Country for Bear, love songs part two! We just feeling like love songs right now, maybe it's gas or something, we're not sure, come on in, and settle in for some love songs!! Maybe a break up song too!! Cause, why not! Â
Pappa Bear hits the archives looking for those ole times bluegrass, the mood he's in right now, it surprising he's not playing songs to murder people to, maybe next episode. Come on in, take a sip of moon shine and settle in for some good times!! WOO HOO!!!
We hit the malt shops and sock hops for this episode of No Country for Bears, and have you heard? BEAR IS THE WORD!! Pappa Bear is the host with the most!! So come on in, kick your shoes off, dance till at least 8:45 in the evening!!!! Woop! Woop!Â
Every so often, Pappa Bear watches a movie like Lady Gaga in A Star is Born and is whisked away to his better days, when he stood up on the stage and sang, course, it was to an empty hall, and he was suppose to be setting up Micros stations so his casino could sell beer but for 3 minutes and 37 seconds, Pappa Bear was Alice Cooper's front singer!!! Pappa Bear sang "When a Man loves a woman!!" Great song!!! Come on in, enjoy a few moments as a bear podcasts to the world!!! And means it!
Welcome to another exciting episode of NO COUNTRY FOR BEARS! Where we talk about absolutely nothing but have fun doing it. Come on inside, it's cold outside, take your shoes off and sit by the fire as we play some good old rock and roll to keep the blahs at bay!! Enjoy and if you don't, you know what you can do, go eat chocolate cake with your sister, she misses you!!
Just like the title says, Papa bear takes it all off and shakes his tail to the beat! Come on in, the water is fine, and we don't bite, unless you want us to, then, hello!! I'm Papa bear!! GRR!!!Â
Welcome to No Country for Bears, the New Year's Eve special! WOO!! We playing the love songs so you can remember those who left you to rot in a special kind of hell, DEPRESSION. So get comfy, take your shoes off, come on in, the water is fine! Goodbye 2020, 2021 better be better!!! WOO!!!
Welcome to No Country for bears where Papa bear is playing the blue grass, talking about nothing in particular, and wondering where the next pot full of honey will come from!! 5 days till Christmas, might as come on, kick off your shoes and listen to the podcast voted most likely not to go past 10 episodes!! Woo!!!
Welcome to another Holiday Christmas Special, holidays with the bears, a more traditional Christmas, no guest stars, just Papa Bear and some good Christmas songs sung by the likes of Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra and others. Come on in, sit by the fire, enjoy the Christmas tree, and if you're lucky, Pappa Bear won't get too drunk! A true Christmas miracle!!Â
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year from No Country for Bears, come on in, take your shoes off, settle in as we have a special Christmas show for you. Special guests include President Donald J. Trump, Dolly Parton and well, Tom Cruise might even call in for some holiday cheer. Pappa Bear is just a sucker for Christmas and this one is one for the ages, some funny Christmas songs, a rap, and a metal Christmas song fills the air with music. We could have gone traditional Christmas music but then we wouldn't be special then would we? May 2021 be a bit if not a lot better than 2020 and we here at No Country for Bear don't get shot and killed by the local game warden.
Welcome to Episode 4 of NO COUNTRY FOR BEARS, where Papa Bear gets emotional over the holiday season and then eats a tourist. We'll be talking about everything so come on in, have a seat, take your shoes off and enjoy, NO COUNTRY FOR BEARS!!!! Papa Bear kidnaps special guest stars Tom Cruise and Dolly Parton for this lead up to next week's special Christmas celebration episode!!
Happy Thanksgiving from The No Country for Bears podcast and all of us (including Jason) at Rabid Racoon Broadcasting. Today, we have a special episode, a quickly thrown together episode from those bears to your ears. We got some music, we got some talking, we got some Diet Mountain Dew, come on in, take your shoes off, enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome to No Country for Bears, come on in, take your shoes off, stay a spell, drink some good ole moonshine as Papa Bear tells you about the time he ate a whole busload of tourists from Kansas. They were some good eats!!! Papa Bear plays some blues, bluegrass, whatever he's feeling like at the time, so you don't have too!Â
We here at Random Podcast decided to give in to our bear employees and give them their own podcast, come listen as Papa bear talks about stuff and plays some bluegrass and blues!!! Enjoy. If'n ya don't, Papa bear will come eat you!! Thank you and have a better tomorrow or something!!
Look! Up in the sky, can it be? It is!! It's Super Jason, defender of nothing really but we like to pretend he's cool or something. This week's episode we talk about absolutely nothing, so basically, just like the previous other episodes!! Guest host this week is, nobody, nobody wanted to spend 5 hours in a recording booth at the Quickie Mart with Jason so well, more computer generated voices!!  We were going to interview your mom but she called and cancelled, something about being pregnant again. Election news!! Big election news!!!! WE GOTS CANDIES!!!
We talk about stuff, like your mom, talking to the mail man, after they have had sex. I kid, we don't talk that much. Maybe we talk about the election, maybe we don't, come on in, and find out!!! (Psst. We talk about the election --- 2020: The year we learn that monkeys shouldn't be in charge!!!)
So, you want to make the big money in podcasting, right? So do we, lets get together and make lots of pennies!! Hello? We don't need you, we got sponsor!! "Really?" Yes, really!! (Not really but please, let us have our delusions, and by us, I mean, me!!!! HI!!!) This episode we talk about nothing as always but we do it with style (style equaling music in the back ground!! I know, come check it out!!!)
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You take the Good!!! You take the Bad! You take them both and throw them in a blender, add vodka, and pour into a tall glass. And you get RANDOM PODCAST!! Where your host, ME!!!!, talks about everything and absolutely nothing! I hope you enjoy the ride and if you don't, you know what you can go do, that's right, eat chocolate cake!! This week's podcast we dive right into the election coming up, spooky ghost story, and my own depression which leads to a great discussion about chocolate cake!! I hope you will come on in!!!Â