2 Men in a Room: Recent Episodes
Absolute Radio
Andy Bush and long suffering Producer Brian sit in a room to produce a revolutionary new podcast for your delectation.
By revolutionary they mean that little to no preparation has gone into it.
2 men in a room briefly becomes 3 men in a room, until Producer Brian is thrown out to make room for the legendary Rod Stewart. And what a nice man he was in this interview with Andy.
Andy and Producer Brian are back. This week; A spat up on Firetop Mountain, calculating Batman's tax allowance, and THE ELIXIR OF LIFE.
Producer Brian is off on his holidays so this will be the last podcast for a couple of weeks. But as a leaving present here is 12 minutes of utter utter nonsense. Maybe having time off will be good for all your ears.
Terrible impressions, the ever increasing isolation of George Lucas and Andy and Brian accidentally kill an orc.
Rude Hansard, famous people eating and another adventure from the bowels of Firetop Mountain.
Tea drunk from pint glasses, Spoon Chat, why Netflix is a 'grass' AND the 'Retroactive McCartney-Lennon Legacy Buster Conundrum.'
In a huge admin failure the guys have forgotten to book a recording studio so are forced to issue an apology podcast from Producer Brian's tiny office. Warning. BItter recriminations and a a lackluster game of hide and seek feature heavily.
Interrupted by admin matters, popstar vocabulary word-counts, Andy discovers his father killed his hamster, rage against the (automated checkout) machine and the resolution to the 'Child Riot Paradigm'. YOU WILL NEVER get this 40 minutes back.
Producer Brian blows half the show budget on a theme tune, Andy blows the other half on the rights to the non-traditional broadcasting rights to 'The Warlock of Firetop Mountain' and they launch the question of the week.
After a hiatus from the 'Pod' world, Andy and Producer are back and invite you to ruin a film with your pedantry. Producer Brian also vets Andy before allowing him to be his Facebook friend.
"Chewie, we're home.' says Han. But where have they been? A new type of coffee shop is proposed and a competition to win Fleetwood Mac tickets that is adjudicated by the actual Albatross from the song 'Albatross'. His name is Steve in case you were wondering.
After a long break due to illness and laziness, Andy and Producer Brian are back. This show has lots of things in it including an idea for a McDonald's +1, no idea what songs they are playing and Al Pacino on a plane.
After being off the airwaves for a bit Andy and Producer Brian are back with some poorly thought out Mother's Day features and some suggestions for Julian Assange to make his stay in deserted offices more interesting.
Andy & Producer Brian launch a new feature called Poser's corner, debate who the worst Beatle was AND talk about Ryan Giggs new hotel.
Andy and Brian provide psychoanalysis for listeners based on their McDonalds orders, plus do their very best to create a new German word.
Andy wonders what the film Whiplash would be like if the main star didn't play a cool instrument, they guys play a game where you have to guess what a film is about just from its title and Brian sulks about Emotocons.
Producer Brian does the exact opposite of what a producer should do and prevents Andy from doing radio, the guys set up a civil law enforcement authority called the 'social police' and Andy has some suggestions for FIFA.
Andy and Producer Brian talk about the 'Music Terminator' the fact that Drone Pilots still wear flight suits and are joined by Angelos Epithemiou and Barry from Watford.
Comedian Jon Richardson joins Andy in the studio, Producer Brian introduces the concept of a 'Music Tsar' and a totally inaccurate and unhelpful Xmas tree price index.
Andy and Producer Brian invent the most pointless radio quiz of all time, make their own Star Wars Fan trailer with Phil Mitchell and try and work out if Morrissey would make a good cab driver.
Andy & Producer Brian solicit for cartoon characters the listeners hate for no tangible reason and are inundated with a tidal wave of bile. The subject of how weird the concept of drinking cow's milk is, pops up too.
Andy and Producer Brian find out about all the amenities available at Keele services, launch a create your own robot feature AND reveal that Prince was once in a live episode of Eastenders.
Andy & Producer Brian stumble upon a sickening group of individuals who mix their cereals. WARNING: Contains disturbing descriptions of how these sickos go about their filthy business. Andy also chats to one of the creators of Football Manager, Miles Jacobson.
Andy and Producer Brian refuse to recognise the clocks going back and start a resistance movement + they debut the world's worst quiz, 'The No Vowel Game'. That's not even a joke. It was genuinely awful.
Mike Read gives Brian the producer a shellacking for not saying good morning properly, ideas for the Edge to launch a tv career and ye olde telly shows.
Andy and producer Brian investigate why kids get up so early, formulate a stratagem to sabotage the GBBO and reveal the little known fact that the song 'Clocks' by Coldplay doesn't have the word clocks in it.
Kate Bush rings up live from backstage at the Hammersmith Apollo, Andy & Brian talk about problems that people in the countryside face and introduce you all to 'Mundane Candyman'.
This week Andy is off galavanting but has left this badly thought out and poorly executed podcast behind for your consumption.
Andy and Producer Brian incite people to kill spiders, talk about the currencies that would be theoretically needed on a space station and talk to Kate Bush live from her dressing room.
Not one but two people get in touch claiming to have done a poo in JK Rowling's toilet, a discussion about Indie band names, mean tip workers AND Kate Bush talks about her favourite fruit machine.
This week Andy and Producer Brian are joined by comedian Tom Stade. They also discuss NATO hotel parties, attempt to do some armchair psychology based on curry choices and Kate Bush calls in to talk about her love of sachets of tomato ketchup.
In this inaugarul podcast Andy Bush and Producer Brian test the line and check the podcast infrastructure is ready to take their weight. Stay tuned for full episodes, well don't stay tuned as this is a downloading medium but you know what we mean.