Just Two Zeros: Recent Episodes
Tyler Lackey
Travis joins the pod to discuss the NBA playoffs - are we too hard on the Bron-Bronny situation or is it just stale? - and other sports ball topics before jumping into a host of Dad topics from coaching flag football to whether we have core dad memories yet.
(00:07:16) - NBA & Sports Ball
(00:20:59) - Baseball Challenges
(00:45:52) - Flag Football
(01:05:45) - Core Dad Memories Unlocked Yet?
Tyler is joined by longtime E-friend and fellow WoW veteran Clefairy aka Clef for the return of Nerds episodes! We cover anime recommendations - including Clefs... interesting... top 5 Animes - and hot takes, revisit their best memories from the Classic WoW era, reflect on the recent shutdown of Turtle WoW, and test Clef's video game sound knowledge in a quiz that gets surprisingly nostalgic. If you grew up on Toonami, spent too many nights in a 40-man raid, or just enjoy two guys arguing about things that stopped mattering years ago — this one's for you.
(00:04:03) - Anime Shows
(00:15:15) - Clefs Top 5 Animes?
(00:28:41) - Clefs HunterxHunter Anger
(00:38:57) - Collectables & Nerds
(00:44:22) - 2019 Classic WoW Story Time
(00:49:12) - MC
(00:50:54) - Hitting Level 60 & TOEP
(00:53:34) - Warriors & PVP Grinds
(01:01:00) - Danx The Douche
(01:03:36) - Loot Council
(01:05:37) - Mr Toe Gout
(01:08:09) - Pkibugubugu Actual Personality?
(01:11:04) - It Should Have Been Zach
(01:13:26) - Anub & Speed To Boots
(01:22:11) - WoW Officer Chat With Clef
(01:29:10) - The People
(01:35:48) - Retail WoW
(01:42:54) - Wizzm's Fury - T2.5 Chest
(01:48:39) - Enchant Your Bracers Bro
(01:55:25) - Please Explain - Short
(01:60:24) - Clef's Deepest Regret
(01:62:10) - End of Turtle WoW
(01:76:42) - Tyrona
(01:79:01) - Sound Game!
We are so back!
Tyler, Travis, and Anthony jump on to discuss the Superbowl that happened a month ago, some free agency moves including the QBs available and the deadcap situation plaguing the Dolphins now. Then some Daddy Diaries and commentary on Bam's 83 point outburst.
Travis returns to the pod to review the Pro Bowl that apparently already happened and we wonder if it will be around by 2030. The NFL Awards were finally announced and the awards presenters have no ability to announce the names plus do coaches really care about winning the award? I quiz Travis on a little playoff / Superbowl trivia before some random Daddy Diaries.
Peter's back on the pod — for sports this time — and we're all over the place. NFL playoff picks, the mess that is the NFL award nominations, and whether a non-quarterback can actually win MVP. We get into Coach of the Year, what's going on with the Titans, and Peter's fantasy football season that ended in the most brutal way possible. We also talk Nick Saban's legacy, Alabama QBs in the NFL, Bryce Young, and Peter's post-breakup return to the bar scene at 30+. Plus belly buttons, bar stories, and a warehouse pee puddle.
(00:04:14) - NFL Playoffs & Pickem
(00:06:06) - Bryce Young
(00:07:49) - NFL Award Nominees
(00:19:12) - The Worst Fantasy Season Ever?
(00:27:04) - Coach Of The Year
(00:33:55) - Saban Legacy Saved?, Alabama Quarterbacks, and CFP
(00:50:51) - Defenseless Receivers?
(00:57:48) - Belly Button, Bar Stories, and Warehouse Pee Puddles
Bruce is back to go over his season's picks, we talk coach firings and most surprising NFL teams in 2025 before jumping into an impromptu discussion about the top WR's in the league and whether Jefferson deserved to be in that conversation anymore. Then we wrap up with the entire NFL Playoff bracket predictions.
Enjoy!
(00:01:05) - Toilet Bank Shots?
(00:02:36) - FamilyMarbles.app
(00:04:45) - Coaching Firings
(00:10:39) - Most Surprising NFL Teams 2025
(00:27:07) - Family League Championship
(00:36:32) - College Football Intermission
(00:47:45) - Top WRs - No Justin Jefferson?
(00:56:29) - Playoff Predictions - Entire Bracket
A Champion has been crowned, the ring circle remains the same, and Anthony sets a new near unbreakable record scoring output of 391.85.
Talked playoff duds - Gibbs, Taylor, Allen, Ceedee, and others, League Change proposals - New buyin? No snake draft? Others?, and Craziest 2025 fantasy narratives - 206 point week? Javonte? Josh's trade? Justin Jefferson?
Then jumped into the good ol' days of Anthony obsessing over autographs.
(00:05:03) - The Champ Is Here
(00:13:25) - Anthonys Championship Historical Context
(00:15:56) - Lineup Decisions & Potential Altered Destiny?
(00:19:22) - Playoff Duds
(00:26:04) - Justin Jefferson?
(00:29:57) - League Changes - Best Finish Incentive
(00:51:09) - Craziest 2025 Fantasy Events
(00:58:38) - Send Doods: Fan Interactions and Autograph Hunting
All 4 playoff participants join the show! Jefferson sneaks into the playoffs after a wild week 14 that included Mahomes' collapse, Travis stumbles into the playoffs fresh off an 80 point week and loss to Josh, Anthony takes a preliminary L in a meaningless Week14 game, and Tyler has been favored before waiting to lose another heartbreaker in the championship. We talk Jalen Hurts performance & Phillip Rivers before jumping into playoff concerns, flex considerations, and our favorite moments from the 2025 Fantasy Season so far this year. Then we wrap up with a daddy dairy: Should your kid be forced to play out the rest of something you paid for them to attend? And when should you let the kids beat you?
(00:03:16) - Jeffersons Rollercoaster W14
(00:04:15) - Jalen Hurts
(00:05:24) - Phillip Rivers, Colts, and Travis' Fantasy Team
(00:17:49) - Tyler Achane, Wright, or Jeanty
(00:22:07) - Anthony - Olave & Bowers
(00:31:57) - Memorable Fantasy Playoff Duds
(00:38:56) - Planned Championship Celebration?
(00:52:19) - Favorite Fantasy Moments of 2025
(01:01:57) - Jesus The Horsebreeder?
(01:02:23) - Daddy Diary: Forcing Kids To Play Out The Contract & Letting Kids Win?
(01:19:21) - Final Predictions
Tyler, Travis, and Anthony (mostly) jump on the pod to race through as much content before Anthony's computer dies including NFL News Bits, The most unathletic play in NFL history(?), and what was going through Travis' mind as he almost threw Week13 vs Ricky.
Then we go through 5 SEKL teams who did not contend for a playoff spot and how they got into the position they are in before some random topics and a short Daddy Diary Teaser!
(00:00:23) - NFL News Bits
(00:21:18) - Travis on Potentialy Throwing Week13
(00:41:52) - Jameson Williams Ranking Without Amonra
(00:46:34) - Playoff Team Positional Advantages
(01:02:09) - Anthony's Computer Dies
(01:02:56) - Why Each Non-Contender Team Failed This Year
(01:24:08) - Randomness & Daddy Diary Teaser
Boz and Jefferson join for the Thanksgiving week pod to discuss a range of things from Jefferons trade deadline difficulties, to the leagues playoff chances and the impact of Travis colluding against me. Then a quick breakdown of the top picks going into 2026 and a re-hashing of relegation potential in the future of SEKL.
(00:02:55) - Animals defend and attack
(00:09:07) - Jeffersons Trade Deadline Review
(00:16:19) - Playoff Chances
(00:26:46) - Travis Throwing Games
(00:31:53) - Gibbs for 1.01 2026
(00:36:32) - Rico Dowdle & Panthers
(00:39:37) - Relegation Round2
(00:49:45) - Championship Watch Party?
(00:55:11) - NFL Trivia
Adam joins the pod to discuss the Bears success, Ben Johnson, and Caleb Williams. Then we discuss the prospect of introducing Relegation to the Spread Eagles Keeper League before jumping into various RB & QB Trivia.
Finally, a brief discussion on putting the family dog down after 11.5 years - RIP Luna.
(00:01:03) - Da Bears
(00:06:21) - Caleb Williams QB Name Game
(00:14:49) - Bill Belichick
(00:20:15) - Relegation or 12 Team League
(00:41:52) - Boz's JSN Relationship
(00:42:40) - Cowboys Discipline
(00:45:36) - RB Trivia
(00:54:35) - QB Trivia
(01:12:00) - Rookie RB Seasons
(01:17:28) - RIP Luna
Tyler, Travis, Anthony, and Josh join to discuss the fantasy football trade deadline within the SEKL league and recap the drama and difficulties of the buyers! Javonte steals the show with Flip in New Orleans, Anthony thought he made the mega deal, and Josh spreads the wealth over securing Puka.
Anthony & Tyler dive into the week 10 landscape as the fantasy trade deadline approaches & the NFL trade deadline passes. Will SEKL have any more sellers or is everyone digging in for the playoff push?
Breece Hall gets left behind with the Jets but could have been a Chief, Non-QB Interception statistics, should we move to a 6 team playoff change or would sellers still be sellers?, and why is hitting a home run in extra innings of game 7 in the World Series the best individual moment for any player in any sport?
(00:00:41) - Quick Daddy Diary: Basketball Assesment
(00:04:09) - Raiders & Non-QB Interceptions
(00:09:49) - Bust of The Week
(00:14:07) - Chase Brown vs Zac Taylor
(00:19:30) - NFL Trades - Worst to First
(00:21:58) - Fantasy playoff Look-ahead & Seller potential
(00:28:25) - 6 Team Playoff Change?
(00:42:57) - Brian Robinson & Handcuff Trades
(00:48:11) - Buy or Pass - Bowers, Hurts, Achane, and Bucky Irving
(00:57:28) - Best Individual Sports Moment Ever?
(01:07:08) - 5-4 Panthers
(01:15:00) - Parting Buy/Sell Thoughts
Travis and Tyler jump on to talk the big Gibbs & Jeanty trade and value the JSN Keeper rights + Keeper slot vs the farm Jefferson wanted to give up. Then we get into a brief review of the contenders, playoff race, and buyers or sellers over the next couple of weeks before watching the Week 14 randomization. Then we wrap up with a few NFL notes and Yo Momma jokes!
(00:09:28) - Gibbs & JSN
(00:17:50) - Playoffs & Selling
(00:28:05) - Week 14 Randomization & Instant Thoughts
(00:32:50) - Chubb, Dowdle, Vidal, and the RB Market
(00:39:40) - Michael Pittman
(00:40:40) - Anthony Richardson IR
(00:43:40) - Tony Pollards fall from grace
(00:48:50) - Daddy Diary: Yo Momma Jokes
Anthony joins the pod after his mountain getaway and trading for Bijan. Join us for a Daddy Diary, NFL Trivia surrounding Doug Martin & other short NFL Kings, and a review of the SEKL Mid-Season Keeper Poll!
(00:07:32) - Kids Basketball & Coaching To Win
(00:17:26) - Worst Loss & Ashton Jeanty
(00:20:31) - NFL Trivia - Doug Martin Edition
(00:40:56) - Bijan Trade Review
(00:46:28) - Keeper Poll Review
(01:34:35) - Next Seller?
Travis is back on the POD for a Send Doods dog edition and a couple of daddy dairies! Then we jump into some SEKL trades involving James Cook, Marvin Harrison, Judkins, and others before reviewing some fun quotes from the NFL in Week 6.
Finally, in honor of Rico Dowdle we have some NFL trivia surrounding historical big yardage performances across a 2 game sample!
(00:01:51) - Send Doods & Daddy Diary
(00:28:39) - SEKL Trade Grades
(00:47:00) - Backup Running Back Trade
(00:49:34) - NFL Week 6 Quotes
(01:02:09) - Trivia - Rico Dowdle Edition
(01:19:23) - Most Surprising Fantasy Player Teaser?
(01:23:27) - Big WR Injuries
(01:25:33) - Most Poorly Run Fantasy Franchise?
Ricky joins the pod to review Week 5, AJ Brown, and the recent trades of Kyren Williams & Darren Waller. Then we dive into the best and worst pick of every round of the 2025 SEKL draft with Monday Morning Quarterback lens - did Anthony really have the worst draft ever?
Finally, is Player news getting worse? Are these notifications just AI slop or do people really have no idea who is going to be a starting running back for billion dollar teams?
(00:04:47) - AJ Brown & Adam
(00:09:08) - Trade Grades & Tight Ends
(00:15:54) - Kyren Williams & Buying Early
(00:19:51) - Buying & Selling Early
(00:27:38) - Best & Worst Draft Picks from each round
(01:15:12) - Recap - Anthony Worst Draft Ever?
(01:20:57) - Ricky's 4 Playoff Teams
(01:22:16) - Player News Getting Worse?
Adam rejoins the show as the first seller of the 2025 SEKL Fantasy after giving Gibbs to Boz. We go through a number of Week 4 NFL takeaways from Tyreek Hills injury, The Ravens Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry struggles, Puka's pace, NY Jets player quotes, Panthers officially cooked, More 'Remove Turf' calls, Cowboys/Packers Tie, The Bears actually win?, and Chris Olave.
Then Tyler rants about Disney Movies before we jump into some Sports Trivia questions!
Dud of the week: Jordan Mason vs Cleveland.
The Vikings will be without starting left guard Donovan Jackson, starting center Ryan Kelly, and starting right tackle Brian O'Neill against the #1 run D in Cleveland. Any one of Darius Slayton, Jameson Williams, or even Chris Olave will do better than Mason's 15 carries for 48 yards.
(00:10:59) - Week 4 NFL News-Takeaways
(00:31:37) - Disney Movies - Terrible For Kids?
(00:42:41) - NFL - NBA Trivia THE BASICS
(01:07:45) - Fantasy Benching Reverse Psychology
Boz & Travis join the show to discuss a wide range of topics from Baseballs to the face & Caitlyn Clarks fine, to whether he'd sit on a cake or eat it for Bijan and what 'His Piss Was Hot' means.
Through Week 3, we don't have any particularly obvious sellers but Boz & Travis go through who is in 'buyer' territory vs 'seller' territory in the Spread Eagles Keeper League.
(00:03:49) - Baseball to The Face vs Hospital Ball
(00:06:43) - Caitlyn Clarks Fine
(00:10:04) - Send Doods - Not Getting Invited To Birthday Party
(00:18:12) - NFL News
(00:20:53) - Trade Grades - Drake Maye & Lamar Jackson
(00:31:35) - NFL Narratives
(00:47:59) - His Piss Was Hot
(00:52:49) - SEKL - Buyers & Sellers
(01:13:21) - Real Life Costs For Top Fantasy Players
Anthony joins to gloat about his Adam Thielen pre-season trade take before we jump into the 2-0 and 0-2 league teams with their real life NFL team comp. Then, we discuss the things we have learned, things we Might have learned, and then things we still need to learn.
Then we wrap up with a quick minute on each SEKL team with a 'top 5' vs 'bottom 5' designation.
Enjoy!
(00:05:39) - Anthony on Adam Thielen & Panthers
(00:14:47) - Week 2 Awards
(00:18:23) - Ashton Jeanty
(00:26:24) - Kickoff Returns & Fantasy
(00:33:17) - 2-0 Team NFL Comps
(00:39:43) - 0-2 Team NFL Comps
(00:50:22) - Drake London
(00:56:22) - Things We Learned?
(01:05:30) - Things We MIGHT have learned?
(01:20:26) - Things I Want To Know
(01:29:57) - Every SEKL Team - 1 MIN Each
Adam joins the pod to discuss the Bears Week 1 loss and a brief discussion on the Panthers opener before turning to the fantasy panic meter list from Kenneth Walker to Jamyr Gibbs & Rookie Running backs we discuss some of the more troubling performances.
Then, the Week 1 movie reference themed award show for all kinds of outcomes whether fantasy or NFL related - including Ricky's nightmarish start to the season - after a cold Dud of the week open.
Enjoy!
(00:10:49) - Panic Meter
(00:25:47) - Week 1 Award Show
(00:34:43) - Adam's Miserable Team Energy
(00:40:24) - This is My Nightmare
(00:58:13) - Top 5 Offensive PFF Players - An Interesting List
Tyler and Travis jump on to breakdown each team's draft and give our draft grades. Then we give out some draft day awards to certain teams & players and establish the final pre-season ranking tiers.
Labels/Timestamps pending
Tyler, Travis, and Anthony's final pre-draft podcast finds itself in a deep dive on Adam Thielen before going over the final Pre-draft rankings, the finalized keeper decisions made at the 11th hour, and some controversial Vegas Over/Under player yardages that contradict the fantasy projections.
Then we wrap up with a daddy diary Jason's first attempt at tricking me into letting him play video games.
(00:00:58) - NFL News
(00:03:54) - Adam Thielen
(00:11:36) - Rashee Rice
(00:14:09) - Micah Parsons Trade
(00:18:14) - Travis Hunter
(00:22:27) - Final SEKL Keeper Decision Discussion
(00:41:35) - Final SEKL Pre-Draft Ranking?
(00:49:00) - Vegas O/U vs Fantasy Projections
(01:06:50) - Daddy Diary - Jasons Attempted Trickery
Jefferson joins the pod to tell me to read a book and share his newly found Dad knowledge as he enters the world of potty training. Then, we go through NFL news and talk about the ACTUAL most athletic feat on a football field.
Checkout the nominees below:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY-E6EA6tHFS5Rza440uQyWaLGx5cisNI&si=UaFt82cRsBeOKV9u
Then we share some knowledge about the SEKL league with Words of Advice before jumping into the 'Best Not-Being-Kept Keepers' and drafting those with discussions around Tyrone Tracy, Adam Thielen, Devante Adams, and others.
(00:03:31) - Jefferson The Man
(00:08:03) - South Africa
(00:14:38) - Jefferson Daddy Diary - Cats & Kid Potty Training
(00:24:46) - Mount Rushmore - Not ACHKTUALLY Founding Fathers
(00:33:34) - Whats the Short Answer of Best Active RB/QB/WR
(00:38:19) - NFL News
(00:39:00) - Cam Little HOF Jersey/Cleats
(00:46:35) - AR Completions vs NBA Field Goal Percentage
(00:49:18) - Ashton Jeanty "Has Arrived"
(00:52:39) - The ACTUAL Most Athletic NFL List
(01:06:46) - Words of Advice - SEKL Strategy Rules
(01:17:15) - The Best 'Not Being Kept' Keeper List Draft
(01:21:24) - Tyrone Tracy
(01:25:34) - Travis Probably Not Contending?
(01:26:35) - Devante Adams
(01:28:52) - Garret Wilson & Justin Fields O/U Passing Yards
Ricky joins the Zeros for a great pod as we cover the recent NFL news including Cam Little's 70 yard field goal and then we talk Fantasy Keepers as we help a few of our leaguemates decide on who to keep before lambasting them for selecting those keepers.
Then we play a name game with the best keeper scenarios in the league before discussing who will go at the top of the first round. When does it fall off a cliff?
And finally we have a Daddy Diary, Send Doods, AND a Gillie the Kid vs Anthony "Tommy Pickles" Rap game with a little treat at the end of the pod. Enjoy!
(00:04:28) - Most Athletic Thing On A Football Field?
(00:14:06) - Cam Ward & Titans
(00:24:38) - SEKL Keepers & Worst Keeper Discussion
(00:28:32) - James Cook Bust?
(00:39:51) - Best Keeper Groups - Name Game
(00:58:08) - SEKL First 5 Picks - What to do?
(01:04:32) - Daddy Diary - Whose Gonna Pay For My Shoes?
(01:15:24) - Send Doods - Too Old For Crashing?
(01:19:20) - The RAP Game - Gillie vs Tpickles
(01:29:54) - A Little Treat
Bruce joins the zeros to discuss everything from Burial Beers to NFL Over Unders. First we dive into the Sports Mount Rushmore and what qualifies someone to be on the mountain whether thats all sports, individual sports, or individual teams. Can Scotty ever be a Rushmore guy over Tiger?
Then its all about the Steelers where we recap Bruce's 2025 projections he made back in 2024 - track record looks pretty good - before we dive into various NFL Futures & Over/Under discussions including whether the Commanders will take a step back, Which 10+ over/under teams WONT hit the over, and Overhyped vs Underhyped Teams going into 2025.
(00:00:33) - Burial Beers
(00:06:14) - Sports Mount Rushmore
(00:22:55) - Care or Dont Care: Sports News
(00:27:02) - WNBA Dildo Problem
(00:28:28) - Steelers, Steelers, Steelers!
(00:48:08) - Vegas Strength of Schedule
(00:55:54) - NFL Futures & O/U Discussion
(01:01:27) - 10+ Win Teams Who Will Miss
(01:08:06) - Commanders Step Backwards?
(01:12:10) - 49ers Bounce Back?
(01:13:56) - Overhyped & Underhyped Teams
Adam joins the pod to talk about his hyped up Chicago Bears and give us some fantasy insight fresh off his 3rd consecutive league of record championship (Who NOT to take, Travis Ruining Malik Nabers Career?, Best Keeper in the league, Brief Keeper Rankings).
Then, we dive into the 'Alvin Kamara story' with the most traded player in our league spanning some 20 drafted assets.
And finally, we review the state of the SEKL league from a draft pick perspective covering each teams plus or minus draft pick position and whether Anthony will run-away with it, or as Adam has called, will a dark-horse come out to steal his favored run away?
(00:01:12) - Tsunami Back Slap
(00:05:15) - Bears, Bears, Bears!
(00:22:19) - Fantasy Knowledge From The 3x Champ
(00:28:04) - Tyreek Hill - Name Game
(00:36:16) - Travis Ruining Malik Nabers Career?
(00:39:07) - Boz & Jefferson - Monkey Removal Discussion
(00:44:54) - Best Keeper In The League?
(00:50:27) - Ranking The 'Above Average' Keepers
(00:53:11) - THE Alvin Kamara SEKL Trade Timeline
(01:03:19) - Travis Quiz - PostSeason Droughts
(01:09:00) - Anthony's Run-Away Year? Or Travis Darkhorse?
(01:16:06) - The Draftpick 'Down-Bad' Teams Overview
Tyler, Travis, and Anthony are back for Season 4! With an episode about everything you probably forgot happened in the NFL offseason with fantasy implications:
2025 Roster Moves, 2024 Injuries that might impact 2025, and what players are surprisingly high (or low) in ADP at first glance.
Then we dive specifically into the Spread Eagles Keeper League discussion around some keepers - is Chris Olave a keeper in the 7th round? Will Lamar Jackson be kept by Adam? Is JSN really a 2nd round WR if not kept?
Finally, another NFL Name game about players from an event in the 1800's traveling to Utah!
(00:01:55) - 2025 Roster Moves - THE Recap
(00:32:56) - 2024 Injury Reminders for 2025
(00:36:00) - Chris Olave - Not A Keeper?
(00:38:06) - CMC - Name Game
(00:41:51) - First Glance Surprising Redraft Takeaways - Rounds 1 to 4
(00:42:48) - Malik Nabors - Top 10 Overall Player??
(00:49:05) - 2nd Round
(00:51:05) - Drake London - An Elite WR?
(00:53:01) - 3rd Round
(00:54:33) - Tee Higgins
(00:58:07) - 5th+ Round
(01:02:49) - SEKL Keeper Draft Mockup
(01:06:18) - Lamar Jackson Keeper?
(01:14:34) - Chris Godwin
(01:18:13) - Travis Hunter - IDP League Monster?! and Name Game
(01:24:38) - NFL Name Game - 1800s Utahians!
Enjoy this compilation of stories from Season 3 featuring all of the Daddy Diaries & Send Doods from episodes 1 - 15.
(00:00:23) - (1)Jason's Bold Move
(00:05:22) - (2)Send Doods: Party Drinking In Your 30s
(00:14:02) - (4)Tyreek Hill Pulls A Scottie
(00:21:17) - (7) Family Pet Injuries
(00:30:33) - (9)Road Disgruntlement
(00:39:11) - (10)NFL Player Problems & Last Soccer Practice
(00:47:44) - (11)Daddy Diary: Stay In Your Lane
(01:02:08) - (12)Jason - Rocket League
(01:05:40) - (13)Your Moms an Idiont
(01:13:52) - (13)Travis the influencer
(01:16:19) - (14) Daddy Diaries, Anthonys Vivid Dream, And a couple Throwbacks
(01:24:55) - (15)Thanksgiving Daddy Dairy
Travis and Tyler are back to discuss the role of 'Angry' Dad and the maternal pushback. Then we discuss the dead-zone of sports news we are in and what ridiculousness the 24 hour news cycle comes up with when there's nothing to talk about. Apparently that means projecting Shadeur Sanders to be a Hall of Famer who sets an all-time completion percentage record.
Then we discuss the NBA draft as the Hornets drafted 3 white American guys, so obviously we deep dive into the history of white American lottery picks - its not good. Maybe this time it'll be different than the last 20 years.
Ricky joins us for Two truths and a Lie: NBA Finals edition where we try to pick out the truth and/or lie from each others statements.
Finally, we wrap up with Today in History: NFL Name Game and I only disappointed Travis a little by not having a riddle ready.
Timestamps:
(00:03:38) - Daddy Diary - Angry Dad Mode
(00:13:50) - Sports Deadzone News Cycle - Shadeur's HoF Career Projection
(00:20:44) - History of White American Top10 NBA Draft Picks
(00:35:01) - Ranking Devestating Sports Injuries vs Our Own
(00:56:48) - Two Truths & Lie - NBA Finals Edition
(01:15:36) - NFL Name Game
Anthony, Tyler, and Travis are back to discuss the pros and cons of boating with the youngins before jumping into the sports storylines of the week including the current WNBA Product and NBA's Yoyo'ing narratives for OKC and Pacers.
Then Travis makes a dancing friend at a Checkers game and Anthony breaks the news that he's retiring from flag football (For now).
We wrap with the 2nd 'This day in history' NFL Name Game! Enjoy
(00:01:17) - Boating Trip Takeaways
(00:13:59) - WNBA - Can We Lower The Rim?
(00:23:48) - NBA - Narrative YoYo
(00:43:20) - Downs to Dance with Travis?
(00:46:48) - Retirement Notice & NFL Players
(00:54:56) - NFL Name Game - This Day In History
Tyler, Travis, and eventually Anthony have one of our best episodes to-date starting out with a discussion on whether or not KAT is aware of the 'zest' memes, the upcoming NBA Finals, whether its 'SGA' or just 'OKC' thats really dominant and a discussion around where Caitlin Clark is from a 'notoriety' perspective in the US - Top 3?
Then the wheels fall off as we discuss the Stefon Diggs drama with the 'boat incident' before turning to our own upcoming boating excursion and then Travis gives his honest feedback on coaching the U4 soccer team and when he plans to be back on the pitch.
Anthony jumps on to give us his success story for the Garage Sale last week, Travis attempts to tell his story about teaching Ben how to ride a bike - or having someone else help - and then we do our first ever NFL Name game with a 'today in history' theme before we wrap up with a quick Marble System update.
Enjoy!
(00:01:33) - Selfaware KAT?
(00:06:41) - TWolves and SGA or OKC?
(00:18:48) - Caitlin Clark Top 3 Most Famous Player
(00:24:25) - Stefon Daddy Diggs - Just Cut Him?
(00:29:23) - Preview - Boys Fishing Excursion
(00:38:37) - Coaches Corner - U4 Recap
(00:51:56) - Garage Sale Experience
(00:56:08) - Teaching Kids To Ride a Bike - Like a Real Man
(01:02:24) - Today In History Themed NFL Name Game
(01:13:23) - Marble System Update
Travis is back! Tyler rants about why the Hornets cant ever have nice things, we dive into the completely rigged NBA draft, the NBA playoffs thus far before turning to the newly released NFL Panthers schedule. Spoiler alert - The two Panthers fans have an overly optimistic view of wins for the 2025-25 season.
Then we have an Anthony Garage sale preview & Bets, Travis gets hustled by some 8 year olds, and a heavy Daddy Diary as the 'Jar of Responsibility' enters the lackey household.
(00:01:32) - Why Cant The Hornets Have Nice Things
(00:13:47) - NBA Playoffs
(00:22:06) - Bad Blood Doesnt Work If You're A B****
(00:28:04) - Panthers Schedule & Over/Under Wins
(00:37:42) - Schedule Quirks - Interesting or Not
(00:44:11) - Anthony Garage Sale Preview
(00:58:25) - Daddy Diary: The Jar Of Responsibility
Tyler and Anthony are back to discuss the NFL Draft outcomes for the Panthers and Shedeur Sanders who slips to the 5th round but.. still has a party? We revisit NCAA Jersey Retirements with a name game before jumping into the string of embarrassing sports losses to debate what's worse.
The Lakers are bounced in 5 igniting a discussion about Lebron's legacy and the intense amount of hate that comes with every outcome that isn't a championship, Giannis's future and whether he would get scrutinized for 'bailing' on the Bucks.
Finally, a Daddy Diary on upcoming kids sports - if we could choose, what would it be and an impromptu discussion on what constitutes a sport.
Timestamps:
(00:02:14) - Top 10 WR Names
(00:13:44) - Travis Hunter / Shedeur Sanders
(00:20:33) - Sanders Knows Hes Mediocre?
(00:24:19) - Big Win for Prank Calls
(00:29:15) - NCAA Jersey Retirement Name Game
(00:42:52) - LeBron, Legacy, and Odd Amounts of Hate
(00:52:50) - Giannis, pro-leave or pro-stay?
(01:06:45) - Daddy Diary - Choosing A Sport?
(01:17:27) - Sport vs Game - An 18year Old's Thesis
Tyler, Travis, and Anthony are back for the NBA Playoffs but first we dive into how to coach 3-4 year old's as Travis needs advice on the criers, daisy pickers, and the most difficult one of all Sideline Moms as he struggles to find ways to motivate the youngins.
Then we use our expert opinions to pick the first round NBA Playoff series before jumping into Iamaleava and the NIL precedent.
The Masters brings out golf in the little ones as a new tradition is born with Tyler and Jason playing a round of golf on Masters Sunday as we watched Rory almost choke away another green jacket.
Finally, Shaduer & Hunter are entrenched in Colorado Buffalo history and my sports news app has officially been invaded by the WNBA.
Timestamps:
(00:02:54) - Tiny Tornados News
(00:11:30) - Moms on the Sideline
(00:20:56) - NBA Playoffs
(00:22:42) - Hornets Trolling josh Giddy
(00:25:23) - 4-0 Sweep Count?
(00:27:03) - Rockets vs Warriors
(00:28:58) - TheScores NBA Season Grades
(00:30:10) - Lakers Timberwolves
(00:32:06) - Pacers vs Bucks
(00:33:12) - Knicks Pistons
(00:34:41) - Clippers Nuggets
(00:36:05) - Grinding Travis' Gear
(00:38:31) - NCAA and NIL Path
(00:51:20) - Masters, Rory, and Strictly Missionary
(01:01:36) - Shaduer & Hunter Jersey Retirement
(01:06:07) - WNBA Invading News Apps
Anthony and Tyler are back to discuss whether we would want to take a stab at Rodgers if we had no other legitimate choice and whether or not Metcalf has his best football ahead of him. Then its the tanking season in the NBA, a 'Poop for Coop' name game, and draft the most disappointing sports careers of the 2010+.
We wrap up with two Daddy Diaries with the emotional roller coaster of PuttPutt with a 6 year old boy and Eli the touchdown machine.
Timestamps:
(00:03:33) - Aaron Rodgers - Do we want him?
(00:08:32) - DK Metcalf - Bag and Drag
(00:12:27) - Disappointing Career Draft
(00:33:11) - Poop for Coop - Name Game
(00:39:51) - Torpedo Bats
(00:51:12) - Daddy Diary - Emotional Rollercoaster
(00:59:51) - Daddy Diary - Eli's Touchdown Streak
Tyler, Anthony, and Travis are back to recap the entire NFL Free Agency slate from the perspective of fantasy football - its March fantasy advice at its best but first we provide critical insight into how to properly make a March Madness bracket.
Then we discuss Adam's lack of gloating and Travis offers up a suggestion to put those league winnings to better use and finally we wrap up with the conclusion to the Daddy Diary of Jason's inflated ego.
(00:11:57) - NFL/Fantasy Discussion
(00:56:33) - NFL/Fantasy Discussion Concludes
Full Timestamps:
(00:03:44) - March Madness Brackets
(00:11:57) - March Fantasy Discussion - NFL Free Agency
(00:12:57) - Kareem Hunt & Pacheco
(00:16:09) - DK Metcalf
(00:21:19) - Geno Smith, The Raiders, Brock Bowers
(00:24:40) - Sam Darnold, Seahawks
(00:27:32) - Cooper Kupp
(00:31:06) - Devante Adams
(00:35:03) - Deandre Hopkins
(00:37:23) - Jordan Mason
(00:39:41) - Najee Harris
(00:41:56) - Jaylen Warren
(00:44:58) - Jonathan Brooks
(00:50:17) - Anthony Richardson & Daniel Jones
(00:51:04) - Michael Pittman
(00:54:18) - Justin Fields vs Anthony Richardson
(00:56:33) - Expecting More From 3-Peat Gloating?
(01:00:31) - Gloating Suggestion For Adam
(01:06:24) - Daddy Diary: Creating Pressure Good or Bad?
(01:14:51) - 'Death of 2024 GRIDs' Moment
(00:00:26) - No Philly Victory Lap?
(00:04:56) - Saquon Barkley Contract
(00:07:39) - Old Man Fitness Discussion
(00:28:23) - NFL Combine
(00:35:26) - Flaccid Hand Sizes
(00:42:04) - Baseball vs Football - Two Way Players
(00:47:43) - Travis Hunter Fantasy Name Game
(00:53:27) - Ohtani, Soto, and Baseball Salaries
(01:00:09) - Baseball for Dads?
(01:06:12) - Getting Wrecked on Work Trips?
(01:15:08) - Daddy Diary: Jasons Confidence Too High?
The conversation explores the lack of enthusiasm among Philadelphia fans following their Super Bowl victory, discussing the reasons behind it. The discussion then shifts to personal fitness challenges, motivations, and the struggles of maintaining a workout routine as they age, highlighting the importance of flexibility and setting realistic fitness goals. In this conversation, the hosts delve into various topics surrounding the NFL Combine, including standout performances, team evaluations, and the comparison of two-sport athletes like Travis Hunter and Shohei Ohtani. They discuss the implications of performance metrics, the significance of team scorecards, and the potential impact of Travis Hunter in fantasy football leagues. The conversation highlights the challenges and expectations placed on athletes in high-pressure environments, as well as the nuances of evaluating talent across different sports. In this conversation, the hosts delve into various topics surrounding sports, including player drafts, contract negotiations, and the economics of Major League Baseball. They reflect on personal experiences with baseball fandom and the importance of family bonding through sports. The discussion also touches on work culture, particularly in sales environments, and concludes with insights on parenting in sports, emphasizing the balance between confidence and humility in young athletes.
Philly fans, Super Bowl, fitness, personal goals, workout motivation, health, athleticism, flexibility, exercise, sports, NFL Combine, Travis Hunter, Ohtani, team scorecard, fantasy football, football, baseball, player contracts, sports fandom, parenting, confidence, humility, work culture, sports economics, family bonding
Tyler, Travis, and (usually) Anthony confirm that the Hornets are on track to make the playoffs after defeating the Lakers and we find out what 'TGL' stands for in Tigers new league.
Then what they need to do, or stop doing, for All-Star weekend(s) before doing a snake draft of the best sports highlight clip categories - leaving out Soccer but including Tennis - before recapping the Super Bowl and Kendricks halftime show. Then a brief dip into random NFL topics and wrapping up with three Daddy Diaries and a special recount of the James shtain.
(00:11:50) - All-Star Weekends
(00:23:29) - Draft of Sports Highlight Clips
(00:43:13) - Super Bowl Recap
(00:49:36) - MiB Takes - The 24 Hour Whiplash Takes
(00:54:30) - Kendrick Halftime Discussion
(01:01:45) - NFL Articles Like Real Workplace
(01:08:17) - Daddy Diaries - Sharts, Nut Punches, and Laser Tag
sports, NBA, All-Star Weekend, TGL, Hornets, Lakers, hoodie sleep, impressive clips, sports highlights, walk-off home run, Super Bowl, Kendrick Lamar, memorable moments, sports debate, context in sports, highlight clips, NFL, sports culture, All-Star weekend, national pride, NFL, player accountability, Cam Newton, international games, parenting, daddy diaries
Tyler and Travis are back! Tune in as we discuss a range of topics, starting with a humorous text from Tyler's dad that raises questions about autocorrect and then diving into a multitude of top NBA story lines from the recent Luka trade, exploring its implications and comparing it to other sports scenarios, to Dennis Shroders take on the NBA trade deadline.
We then talk Chiefs dominance in the NFL and analyze the storylines surrounding recent Super Bowls, culminating in their predictions for the upcoming Eagles vs. Chiefs matchup.
Sports talk ends as we shift to Better Advice regarding how to respond to receiving nudes and wrap up with Tyler's new entry into the daddy dairies with the families first ever stomach bug and how the kids responded.
(00:00:44) - An Autocorrect Problem?
(00:03:46) - NBA Hoops, Luka Trade, Franchise Thoughts
(00:24:43) - Jimmy Butler Saga
(00:27:43) - Modern Day Sl@very
(00:32:54) - Most/Least Entertaining Super Bowls
(00:49:37) - Better Advice On Responding To A Nude
(00:58:11) - Daddy Diary: Stomach Bug
Bruce joins the show to discuss a variety of topics, starting with Bruce's wife's famous cheesecakes, a deep dive into the Pittsburgh Steelers' recent season, their quarterback situation, and the future of their roster. Then an MVP vs Offensive Player of The Year discussion with Jamaar Chase, Saquon Barkley, Lamar Jackson, and Josh Allen. Then a name game with who wins a super bowl first between Lamar Jackson or the field and What coach could replace Tomlin, followed by a discussion about the greatest rookie QB season of all time - Jayden Daniels or ? (00:00:42) - Cheesecakes
(00:06:54) - Steelers - The Collapse, QBs, George Pickens, and More
(00:26:34) - QBs Bruce Would Pay Top Dollar
(00:37:45) - MVP & OPOTY - Jamaar Chase, Saquon Barkley, Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen
(00:43:11) - Who Wins a Superbowl First - Lamar Jackson OR?
(00:46:09) - Josh McDaniels
(00:47:51) - Replacing Mike Tomlin - But Who?
(00:54:41) - Jayden Daniels - GOAT Rookie?
(00:56:59) - CJ Stroud, Big Ben
(00:58:30) - Cam Newton
(01:06:15) - QB Flopping
(01:08:09) - Bruce's Next Underachiever 2025
(01:10:28) - Fastest Sports Scandal Vanished
The three-time, back to back to back, fantasy football champion Adam discusses his recent victory and the dynamics of the league with Travis and Tyler. They delve into the strategies, decisions, and pivotal moments that shaped the season, including draft choices, trade negotiations, and the blame game surrounding missed opportunities for the league to stop Adam from winning. The discussion highlights the importance of player performance, luck, and the collective responsibility of the league in allowing Adam's success. The conversation is filled with humor, insights, and reflections on the ups and downs of fantasy football. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into the intricacies of fantasy football, discussing draft strategies, player performances, and the dynamics of rivalries within their league. They reflect on memorable championships, the impact of key players, and the challenges of trading in a competitive environment. The discussion also covers the performance of quarterbacks, particularly Bryce Young, and evaluates the potential of upcoming talents like Caleb Williams. The episode concludes with final fantasy advice and ranking Saquon Barkley for the upcoming draft.
(00:03:21) - Blame Game
(00:12:07) - Tyler Meddles In Trades
(00:13:04) - Miscellaneous Scoring
(00:15:47) - Travis Ruining Careers
(00:17:20) - James and "Running" Quarterbacks
(00:21:45) - Adam Concludes The Blame Game
(00:33:13) - Adam Coaches Us on Fantasy
(00:35:38) - Bryce, CJ, Caleb - Stats
(00:39:55) - Saquon Not Top 3 Pick 2025
(00:41:57) - Tyreek Hill vs Runningbacks - Hindsight 2020?
The fantasy season is over, Christmas is over, its 2025 already. Anthony, Travis, and Tyler are here to talk Christmas presents we'd like to refuse, recap the fantasy playoffs, and debate the future of a few big names based on their end of the year performances. Jared Goff vs the MidQBs, MHJ vs Ladd McConkey, Deandre Swift vs Chuba, Travis Kelce vs any other TE and every other player with a 2nd round grade from Anthony.
Then, we talk Adam's 3peat and Jefferson's back to back Toilet Bowl and wrap up with a short Daddy Diary about Jason's money schemes.
(00:02:31) - Christmas Recap, Worst Gifts for Your Kids
(00:09:12) - Fantasy Playoff Recap, Players, and More
(00:10:21) - Jared Goff & Midtier QBs
(00:14:39) - Joe Mixon & The Texans
(00:17:43) - Tyreek Hill, 30+ Wide Receivers
(00:19:12) - Travis Kelce
(00:22:33) - Isaiah Pacheco & The Broken Leg Rule
(00:26:05) - Deandre Swift and the Round2 RBs
(00:31:57) - Marvin Harrison, and the 5 to 15 WRs
(00:39:04) - Poor Playoff Start/Sit Decisions
(00:41:46) - Adam... Adam... Adam
(00:44:27) - Tylers 2023 Sob Story
(00:45:26) - Adams Voodoo Doll Conspiracy
(00:49:31) - Jefferson THE Toilet Bowl
(00:52:24) - You Cant Have It All - The Thanos Snap
(00:57:01) - Week 15 Playoff Draft Results
(00:58:00) - 30+ Year Old Wide Receivers
(00:58:51) - September 9th Panic Tournament
(00:59:06) - Post-Draft Rankings Recap
(01:01:11) - Daddy Diary - Money is King?
Tyler, Anthony, and Travis talk fantasy playoffs with the field set. The most unprecedented failures of top teams including a list of top fantasy players that will not be in our SEKL playoffs. Then we vote on the most disappointing regular season fantasy player and the most surprising (positive) fantasy player of the regular season.
Finally, we throw all the playoff team players into a pool and draft from them to see will win a week 15 scoring.
(00:16:47) - GM Of The Year
(00:21:35) - Players NOT in our playoffs
(00:28:05) - Most Disappointing Regular Season Players
(00:44:28) - Most Surprising Regular Season Players (Positive)
(00:59:39) - Snake Draft Playoff Team Players
(01:10:01) - Playoff Team Holes
(01:16:59) - Ricky vs Tyler Record
Tyler is joined by the Two-Time, back-to-back, Champion Adam Kaszuba to talk Chicago Bears, NFL News, Saquon & The MVP Race, as well as some fantasy football nuggets ahead of the fantasy football playoffs.
This one is full of bad takes from last Thursday including Josh Allen for not-MVP, Isaac Guerrero the bust candidate, and more!
(00:02:46) - Chicago Bears
(00:15:29) - Trevor Lawrence Decapitated
(00:20:17) - The Cincinnati Rickys
(00:25:27) - Tua - 50k a Snap
(00:28:03) - Saquon, MVP, and 20th Best QB
(00:41:45) - Generational RB Talent?
(00:46:25) - Fantasy Football - Tyler's Streak Continues
(00:50:14) - Eating David Montgomery Crow
(00:54:51) - Isaac Sneaky Bust Candidate
(01:01:04) - Thanksgiving Daddy Dairy
Week 11 is behind us and Tyler, Travis, and Anthony are on to make sure everyone knows that Ricky deserved this loss. Better luck next year!
Also, is Taysom Hill legit amongst Tight Ends? More Sleeper comments, and wrap up with a Daddy Diary.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
(00:01:01) - Bad Things Happen to Bad People
(00:18:54) - Playoff Race Teams
(00:33:25) - Taysom Hill Rest of Season
(00:38:43) - Sleeper Comment Section
(00:43:03) - Daddy Diaries
Tyler and Travis cover everything from 1st grade drama—when Jason’s friend called his mom an idiot—to the chaos of the Week 10 fantasy football trade deadline, where Tyler’s playoff hopes hinge on some bold buys. They dive into NFL narratives, debating the most disappointing franchise of the year and breaking down Detroit vs. Houston as either the worst loss or best win. The guys dream up 30 for 30 ideas for their Spread Eagles Fantasy Football League and discuss whether Bryce Young might be showing flashes of starter potential. Plus, they share the best (and funniest) comments from the Sleeper app.
(00:04:07) - Your Moms an Idiont
(00:11:23) - Week 10 Narratives
(00:27:40) - WTH Is Tyler Doing - Deadline Week
(00:39:05) - SEKL 30 for 30s
(00:49:12) - Bryce Young... Maybe? MAYBE?!
(00:54:02) - Best Sleeper Player Comments
Tyler welcomes Boz, a newcomer to the podcast and SEKL playoff picture, to discuss the NFC South's Roller Coaster year thus far, our fantasy divisions NFL comparison, a host of fantasy football takes, a re-imagining of the 2024 Worst NFL Draft picks, and I get to pick his brain on the league GRID situation and Week 14 matchup process.
(00:08:17) - Boz on Fantasy Playoffs, Trade Target Thoughts
(00:14:17) - Boz's Biggest Competition
(00:20:28) - NFC South - Roller Coaster Year
(00:28:43) - Bryce Young - Fantasy Streamer Name Game
(00:35:09) - Fantasy Division Comparisons
(00:44:57) - Boz's Division NFL Division Comparison
(00:55:53) - Re-Worst Draft Picks of 2024
(01:08:20) - GRID Thoughts
(01:14:50) - Week 14 - Random or Change?
(01:19:15) - Jason - Rocket League
Anthony, Travis, and Tyler are all back to discuss Ricky's playoff hopes, some huge SEKL trades over the past week, revisiting worst draft picks and worst keeper picks, and a Bryce Young / Anthony Richardson trade.
Then we wrap up with a difficult conversation Tyler had with his wife about her stepping in on Jason's Soccer development and getting the Doods opinions.
(00:00:37) - Rickys Playoff Chances
(00:10:08) - Mike Evans Trade
(00:17:15) - James Conner & Mallik Nabers
(00:31:45) - Anthonys Blockbuster FAAB Trade
(00:40:53) - Worst Draft Picks
(00:46:17) - Worst Keeper Of The Year - Richardson vs Singletary
(00:49:40) - ARich for Bryce
(00:57:25) - Nick Chubb
(00:58:35) - Jalen Hurts vs Cam Newton
(01:04:05) - Daddy Diary: Stay In Your Lane
In this episode of Just 2 Zeros, Tyler and Anthony dive into the wild world of NFL controversies, discussing recent incidents involving player car wrecks and gunshots. They reflect on the end of the 2024 kids’ sports season, and linebacker Ivan Pace's performance sending Anthony into “seller” mode for the season. The duo tackles the running back market, questioning if values should correct back in the other direction based on 2024 results thus far, and analyze key buy targets for Adam and Josh's trade moves. They round off with SEKL Week 8 spread bets and an upset pick to watch.
(00:00:21) - NFL Player Car Wrecks & Gun Shots
(00:03:52) - End of 2024 Kids Sports Season
(00:08:44) - Linebacker #763 - Anthony Selling
(00:20:33) - Sam LaPorta
(00:23:21) - Chuba, Brooks, Panthers Fandom
(00:34:38) - Adam & Josh - Player Buy Targets?
(00:48:18) - 49ers Roster Issues - Impact CMCs Return?
(00:54:10) - RB Market Jumped Shark on Team Value?
(01:01:19) - SEKL Week 8 Spreads & Upset Pick
In this episode of Just 2 Zeros, Tyler, Travis, and Anthony navigate a range of topics, from their personal road frustrations to the current state of quarterback play in the league. They dive into wide receiver trades, highlighting the impact of big names like Devante Adams and Amari Cooper. The hosts also reveal the SEKL Week 14 matchups with a randomizer and discuss strategic moves in the waiver wire, including a review of recent FAAB spending. Tune in for their insights and analysis as they prepare for the crucial stretch of the fantasy season.
(00:03:01) - Road Disgruntlement
(00:08:56) - Lack of Entertaining QBs?
(00:14:54) - Devante Adams
(00:21:00) - Amari Cooper
(00:26:10) - Justin Jefferson Trade
(00:35:35) - More Unlikely - Winless vs Worst Team being .500
(00:37:44) - Week 14 Matchup Randomizer
(00:41:37) - Actually Garbage "Contenders"
(00:44:34) - Waiver Wire FAAB Spending
(00:52:36) - The 'random' Pop Players
(00:55:22) - That Bills TE
(00:56:21) - Upsets of the Week
In this episode of Just 2 Zeros, Tyler and Anthony dive deep into their review of every SEKL team through the first four weeks of the season. They also break down recent trades, compare the worst fantasy football team to an NFL counterpart, and rank potential playoff contenders. With discussions ranging from Travis and Alex's team performances to Jefferson's NFL comparisons, plus a "Just Asking Questions" segment that raises suspicions about possible collusion between Travis and Ricky, the episode wraps up with final ranking thoughts and some entertaining insights into the fantasy league.
(00:00:47) - Travis
(00:04:50) - Alex
(00:09:46) - Kenneth Walker Name Game
(00:11:56) - Alex
(00:15:26) - Jefferson
(00:22:18) - Travis/Alex/Jefferson NFL Team Comparisons
(00:28:55) - Flip
(00:32:24) - Ricky
(00:40:35) - Just Asking Questions - Travis Ricky Collusion?!
(00:42:59) - Adam
(00:46:48) - Boz - The New Travis
(00:58:07) - Anthony
(01:06:54) - Tyler
(01:12:10) - Final Ranking Thoughts
Tyler and Anthony discuss next steps for a Doggo ACL tear and how to break news to the kids before jumping into Week 4 of fantasy football with a few general questions including the best dual threat QB of all time and a panic meter on some stud names.
Then Travis joins to talk through some of this years worst draft picks, the revival of the panthers offense and re-ranking the Panthers offensive weapons before jumping into some of the player performances in week 4 that will haunt your week 5 decision making.
Aint no party like an Alex party!
(00:00:46) - Doggo ACL & Telling Your Kids
(00:06:32) - Pooped Out Intestines
(00:09:38) - Fantasy Football - Just Asking Questions
(00:11:18) - Justin Fields
(00:14:49) - Mike McDaniels & Dolphins
(00:18:58) - Jayden Daniels
(00:22:18) - Best Dual Threat QB of All Time?
(00:26:46) - No Taksies Backsies
(00:28:39) - Are We Worried?
(00:28:43) - Garrett Wilson
(00:32:31) - Breece Hall
(00:36:23) - Josh Jacobs
(00:37:45) - Mark Andrews
(00:40:51) - All Dolphins Players
(00:43:54) - Tyreek Hill Trade
(00:48:59) - Soft Bust Bijan
(00:51:32) - Worst Picks Of The Draft - CMC
(00:57:16) - Panthers Players - ReRanked With Andy Dalton
(00:58:25) - Chuba
(01:01:40) - Diontae Johnson
(01:06:01) - Xavier Legette
(01:08:26) - Player Performance Worst For Your Fantasy Lineup Decisions
(01:20:30) - Favorite To Win The League?
(01:23:03) - Boz The 2024 Travis
(01:24:01) - Should Travis Buy or Sell?
(01:29:36) - Aint No Party Like An Alex Party
Zeros go International with guest Ricky to talk about Week 3, a recap of some of the dos and donts of the draft knowing what we know now, a review of Alex & Jeffersons draft specifically, and where Bijian might be a 'soft' bust?
PSA: DE's are not good LBs for Fantasy!
(00:04:57) - PSA: DEs are not LBs
(00:07:04) - Week 3 Winners/Losers
(00:25:05) - Hot Take: "Top" WRs are Bad For Elite QBs
(00:31:07) - A Lestroke for Lefluer
(00:35:24) - Monday Morning Quarterback - SEKL Draft Edition
(00:47:19) - Worse Draft - Alex vs Jefferson?
(00:51:37) - Tight Ends & Suppressed Offense
(01:00:18) - Quick Buy/Sell Review
(01:07:41) - Bijian Soft Bust?
(01:15:38) - Adam & Lamar Jackson
(01:19:00) - Ricky Votes Adam Out
A difficult week for Panthers fans as all media, including the zeros, talk Bryce Young and the Panthers future...
Then we talk Week 2 Winners/Losers, Jordan Mason straight up for CMC trade, a host of other random questions, and an Impromptu GRID of DEATH advertisement as we reminisce about a couple past grids.
(00:00:27) - Cam, Panthers, Bryce
(00:29:37) - Week 2 Winners/Losers
(00:39:38) - Jordan Mason Trade Value
(00:50:35) - Legit 2-0 Teams
(00:59:41) - Off-Season Fantasy Lies
(01:05:42) - $150 FAAB Isaiah Likely
(01:09:17) - GRID
(01:13:55) - Parting Week 2 Comments
Week 1 is in the books! Tyler, Travis, and Anthony bring you Week 1 Winners & losers, surprise QB performances (good & bad), the Week 1 Panic Tournament, Fart-Shit-or-Shart, and some Spread Eagle League Team tidbits. Enjoy!
(00:03:36) - Tyreek Hill Pulls A Scottie
(00:09:12) - Winners & Losers - Week 1
(00:25:40) - Crazy QB Pff Rankings - Worst & Best
(00:33:26) - Beers Before You Smash - QB Edition
(00:40:28) - Panic Tournament
(01:00:30) - Fart, Shit, or Shart
(01:04:56) - SEKL Specific - Quick Bits Each Team
Mr 2 Time Adam Kaszuba joins to discuss every single team's 2024 draft:
(00:01:13) - Adam's Dad Update
(00:08:54) - Overall Draft Narratives & Takeaways
(00:14:07) - Adams Draft Recap
(00:23:10) - Anthony Draft Recap
(00:30:28) - Alex Draft Recap
(00:39:20) - Jefferson Draft Recap
(00:47:41) - Rickys Draft Recap
(00:51:57) - Ricky WTF Are You Doing My Guy?
(00:54:35) - Ricky the 2024 Travis?
(00:56:21) - Flip Draft Recap
(00:57:57) - Travis Draft Recap
(01:02:55) - Boz Draft Recap
(01:03:49) - Painting a Negative Boz Picture
(01:06:38) - Tylers Draft Recap
(01:14:54) - Josh Draft Recap
(01:17:29) - DJ Moore
(01:20:29) - Someone does NOT have to be a good WR on a team
(01:23:05) - Final Pre-Week1 Rankings
Jefferson joins me to discuss Charlotte sports and the Panthers optimism for 2024. Then we talk about what he learned from year 1 in the Spread Eagles Keeper League and what he changed going into year 2. Keepers vs Picks, 'Going All In', 'Making The playoffs', and more.
We wrap up with some passionate ranting about the GRID (Grid of Death) this year and a promise that the league will (likely) see GRIDs in 2024!!
(00:00:19) - NCAA25 > Madden
(00:03:28) - Panthers Optimism?
(00:08:59) - Panthers Ranked in Charlotte Sports - Jefferson
(00:11:46) - Fantasy Football - Jefferson's Year 1 Lessons!
(00:13:01) - Asset Draft
(00:17:53) - Keepers vs Picks
(00:23:34) - Excitement Level
(00:24:45) - Going All In vs Holding Back for Next Year
(00:31:55) - Making The Playoffs
(00:35:12) - Jeffersons 1.04 Pick
(00:37:25) - GRID Rant
Spread Eagles League Update Pod
Jamie joins a fantasy league, an update on a few deadline fantasy trades, and we break down who needs a winning season more between two troubled franchises in Boz and Travis. Then, we breakdown the pre-draft power rankings and Travis talks bachelor party drinking in his mid-30s.
(00:01:01) - Jamie Joins A Fantasy League
(00:11:33) - SEKL Trades - Dalton Kincaid
(00:18:44) - SEKL Trades - Rashee Rice
(00:30:46) - Travis Vs Boz - Who Needs A Good Season More?
(00:37:58) - SEKL Preliminary Pre-Draft Rankings
(00:38:43) - We All DIDNT Miss ....
(00:39:38) - 2 Fun Championship Facts
(00:41:32) - Ricky vs Flip vs Jefferson
(00:44:21) - Ranking: Boz-Josh-Flip-Ricky-Jefferson-Alex-Anthony-Adam-Travis-Tyler
(00:49:26) - Send Doods: Party Drinking In Your 30s
A new fantasy season begins! Tyler, Anthony, and Travis do a little bit of house keeping before jumping into some hot fantasy football topics for the Spread Eagle Keeper league including the 2024 GRID, Aging Top WR group, and the Ugly Keepers that people will need to make decisions on very soon! Then wrap it up with a daddy diary about Jason's bold move!
(00:00:28) - Bryce Young Not Playing
(00:09:09) - Fitness Tug Update
(00:17:30) - Fantasy Football: GRID Discussion
(00:27:45) - Aging Top Wide Receivers - 30+
(00:38:58) - SEKL Ugly Keepers? 10th+ Round
(00:39:57) - Terry Mclaurin
(00:44:22) - Tajae Spears
(00:47:50) - Zach Moss
(00:56:35) - Tank Dell
(01:05:36) - Tee Higgins
(01:11:13) - Kyler Murray
(01:13:59) - Cooper Kupp
(01:22:43) - JK Dobbins & Nick Chubb - The Refurbished Laptop
(01:23:51) - Daddy Diary - Jason's Bold Move
Travis is a solo-dad for the week (Not single) and we have a short discussion about the difference between an outing with wife+kids vs when you're home alone.
The Top 100 ESPN rankings were out with an immense amount of criticism which we discussed at incredible length.
Finally, Fantasy Football is back - We quickly breakdown the keeper situation for each team in our league of record: Spread Eagles Keeper League.
(00:00:24) - Solo-Dad
(00:05:40) - Its Not That Its Harder With Moms Its Just Easier Without?
(00:09:30) - Top 100 ESPN Controversial Discussion
(00:13:49) - Tiger Woods
(00:16:50) - Universal GOATS vs LeBron
(00:19:28) - Kevin Garnett?
(00:20:49) - Aaron Rodgers vs Peyton Manning
(00:23:14) - Swimming and Gymnastics Dont Face Defenses
(00:28:23) - Baseball, Beltre & Jeter
(00:36:33) - Tennis & Serena Williams vs The Boy Trinity
(00:47:20) - SEKL Keeper League - Team by Team Breakdown
(01:18:40) - Personal Fantasy Confidence Grades - 2024
Tyler, Anthony, and Travis discuss a "new" term: Gooning and whether or not the influx of smutty books is Gooning, what the appropriate setting is for books, and get the female perspective on books like Fifty Shades Of Gray.
Then, Josh Gross joins the group to talk his recent stepping down from coaching and about the bombshell revelation that the main problem on the softball team is: Me.
Enjoy
(00:03:14) - Gooning & The Definition of Masturbation
(00:12:47) - The Female Perspective
(00:20:21) - Jenny At It Again
(00:22:02) - Penis Descriptions Describes Smuttyness
(00:23:47) - Send Dudes - Tyler The Asshole Breaks Team
(00:30:09) - Tyler Is The Problem
(00:57:21) - Most Bitchassness Thing Ever Said
(01:01:07) - Football Team Culture
(01:07:47) - Taking Kids Out To Eat
(01:09:25) - Softball More Political Than Other Sports?
The Zeros are back to discuss the Hawk Tuah girl and her recent media announcement. Then we discuss ranking the major US professional sports leagues by which ones we could perform best in if we had to play 51% of the snaps/minutes/etc. Travis only needs 3 months to hit a MLB fastball.
Then we discuss our favorite NFL OTA headlines that come up every single year to hype up yet another fantasy fizzle before turning to some personal life OTA/Summer headlines of our own.
Finally we wrap up with a few quick stories about letting my dad pick the hotels and Bronny James' situation being drafted by the Lakers.
(00:00:41) - Not Apologizing - Hawk Tuah Girl
(00:08:15) - NBA Finals, Jason Tatum Comp
(00:14:04) - Playoff Awards
(00:16:51) - Direspectful Team Sport Takes: Ranking Our Pro Sport Fit
(00:32:18) - Leaguemage Football Team Auction Draft Grade
(00:39:37) - Every Year's OTA Hype Train Headlines
(00:52:24) - Personal Life OTA/Summer Headlines
(00:56:12) - $120 Hotel - A US Open Escapade
(01:08:44) - Bronny James - Worst Possible Situation?
A referendum on Jason Tatum from an outside fan perspective then a big guessing game between Travis and Anthony on 20 years of NFL yardage leaders. Then a quickly shut down Send Dudes turns into softball discussion, adolescent games, and then a sit down with Jason on drawing inappropriate things or just a solid giggle moment?
(00:00:25) - Jason Tatum, Celtics, NBA
(00:16:48) - Guessing Game! 20 Years of Football Yardage Leaders
(00:40:12) - Quick Send Dudes
(00:44:05) - Softball Pivot
(00:50:45) - Jason Draws Inappropriate Things
(00:56:23) - A Quickly Escalating Tugging Competition
A jam packed show with a raucous kids birthday party, hating on the fantasy ringer's top 200 fantasy rankings, two send dudes, and a bunch in between.
(00:02:23) - Weekend Recap
(00:03:07) - 13 Year Old Aspiring Offensive Tackle
(00:07:43) - Greatest Paw Patrol Party Ever?
(00:16:52) - News Cycle Wearing Out Caitlin Clark
(00:26:23) - Hating on The Ringer Fantasy Rankings
(00:56:17) - Updated Fitness Tug-Challenge
(01:02:54) - Send Dudes - I Didnt Say Midget
(01:08:53) - Send Dudes - Neighbor Prank, Lawn Of The Month
Travis and Tyler run through a host of topics before landing on whether the NBA or NFL is worse about flipflopping on their hot takes rapidly, an all-defense team battle, and our excitement level about this years NFL playoff field.
Then a workshop session on getting our tug fest spiced up - we will be adding a new twist to our workout challenge - and then a long daddy diary about the age of competition, winning vs losing, and me feeling like a terrible parent for putting a 5 year old in a soccer tryout INCLUDING a clip from Tyler's wife, Jamie!
Then Travis shares his birthday destruction machine.
(00:00:56) - Watch me naynay
(00:03:25) - Recap: Origin of Mainstream Rap?
(00:07:15) - Tom Brady Roast
(00:11:09) - Odd Bed Routine
(00:12:57) - NBA Take Pendulum - NBA vs NFL
(00:26:05) - Positionless All-Defense Team
(00:34:02) - Excitement Level for 2024 NBA Playoff Teams
(00:41:40) - Spicing up our Tug-of-war challenge
(01:03:24) - Daddy Diary - Jason's Soccer Tryouts
(01:17:26) - Jamie Joins for Perspective!!
(01:22:23) - The Speedladder Text
(01:27:45) - Birthday Zipline is Taking. Bodies.
Tyler and Anthony talk a little Hockey after Anthony becomes a super fan for the last 2 weeks. Then the rise of Anthony Edwards turns the topic to the most likable and unlikable NBA stars before we debate Bronny James' future.
Travis joins to critique the last pod and go in on Tyler's pop culture knowledge (or lack thereof) before kicking off the Daddy Diaries around kids parroting the entertainment now.
(00:00:48) - Hockey?
(00:07:25) - Most Likable NBA Star?
(00:15:29) - Unlikable Stars?
(00:28:43) - Bronny James
(00:52:17) - Travis Recaps Eric-Ricky PoD
(01:04:15) - Daddy Diary - Parroting Children
Brand new guest: Eric, the LeBron super fan and apologist, joins to discuss the Lakers, LeBron, and whats next for a LeBron fan.
Ricky, Eric, and I discuss Charlotte Sports as a whole before turning to some tangential discussions about Flag football, NBA vs NFL Athletes, and then having an incredibly well informed discussion about rappers.
Timestamps
(00:07:50) - Lebron Superfan Perspective
(00:16:45) - Charlotte Sports - Hornets/Panthers
(00:38:35) - Tepper Unsubstantiated Rumor
(00:40:52) - Losing to All-Girls Flag Team
(00:46:27) - Kids Flagfootball Tangent
(00:55:14) - NFL vs NBA Athleticism
(01:01:04) - Drake vs Kendrick
(01:12:52) - A Terrible Rap vs Country Take
Travis gives his recap of his first Mens Softball league and the intensity some people have for it as well as a Tug update. Anthony jumps in to talk NBA Refs, players begging for fouls, and the remaining NBA superstars before revealing to us his moment of intestinal weakness. Then we stroke Joker a bit too early and wrap it up with Daddy Diaries.
(00:01:39) - Mens Softball
(00:18:58) - Tugging Update
(00:37:50) - NBA Playoffs - Refs & Excuses
(00:49:00) - NBA Superstars - End of An Era
(00:58:33) - Too Early Joker Takes
(01:03:15) - Anthony Poops His Pants
(01:12:24) - Daddy Diary - Coaches Kid Round 2
The Lifeblood of the Kirtonos Slums & Meaningless Legend, Boofy, joins us on the pod to talk carpentry, WoW, an IRL meetup story, and Season of Discovery.
Boofy also attempts a Sound Game but might as well have submitted his answers ahead of time. C+ for effort.
(00:04:54) - The Beginnings of The Boof
(00:27:40) - Southpark Ruined WoW Gamers
(00:36:26) - Sound Game
(00:51:43) - Boofy Moments & Goals
(01:15:43) - Meeting Scallion IRL - Not A Grinder Hookup
(01:19:26) - Boofy Meeting Nucnuc
(01:24:40) - Boofy WoW Wrath and Season of Discovery
(01:44:50) - What would Boofy change?
Tyler is joined by a gamer friend from WoW Classic, Nucnuc, to discuss his gaming journey, relive moments from the guild 'Meaningless' on Kirtonos, and play a little sound game!
(00:05:25) - IRL Nuc
(00:09:48) - Nucs Gaming History
(00:17:33) - 5 Years Of Lies - Nucs WoW Journey
(00:29:47) - SOUND GAME!
(00:35:35) - Sound Game: WoW Boss Edition
(00:58:09) - The Beginning of Meaningless With Roserly
(01:08:10) - Rank 'Meaningless' Moments
(01:20:41) - Mandrex
Travis, Anthony, and Tyler discuss a wide range of topics from Ohtani's scandal and whats the most jail time you would be a fall guy for to NCAA Mens/Womens wrap up, a proud father moment for Tyler, and some April fantasy ranking narratives.
Then we dive into Travis' experience taking Ben to a Hornets game, how we would handle a wife taking an extra step into a highschool-ish kids relationship, and Anthony gets locked out of his house half naked.
Finally - Anthony settles some tugging beef that Travis didnt know existed. Did Travis point shave or is he still in the clear?!
Enjoy!
(00:01:51) - Ohtani Scandal
(00:08:35) - You or Your Wife Taking Jail Time?
(00:13:26) - NCAA Mens Get More Stray Bullets
(00:21:57) - Feel Good Moment: Proud of Jason
(00:26:49) - Pick Your Narrative - April Fantasy Rankings
(00:49:59) - Daddy Diary: Hornets, Kids, and Beligerant? Fans
(01:01:50) - Are you ready to fight?
(01:08:07) - Send Dudes: Wife tattles on the kid
(01:16:32) - Unanswered, Important, Questions
(01:17:58) - The Tugging Controversy Travis Didnt Know We had
(01:27:30) - Daddy Diary - Anthony Spends Time Outside
UUUUGE Episode with Travis on some NFL news, Fantasy 1st round drop outs, and a Daddy Diary on school donations. Then Adam joins to talk about the Chicago Bears, some of our fantasy trade history, and the championship game re-rant.
(00:19:08) - Fantasy - 1st Rounders and Name Games
(00:29:13) - Chargers vs Bills
(00:32:41) - Josh Allen
(00:37:14) - Ryan Rusillo
(00:39:03) - NCAA Mens & Women
(00:46:42) - No Offense [Offensive Comment]
(00:51:19) - Daddy Diary: Using Kids As Donation Bait
(01:00:32) - Adam - Chicago Bears, Fantasy, and More
(01:16:08) - Adam-Tyler Extensive Trade History
(01:18:12) - Adam Trade Trolling
(01:28:24) - Championship Game Ranting
(01:29:46) - Joe Flacco, Gardner Minshew, and Defending with FAAB
Travis plays through the questionable tag to enjoy a few throwback memories of hillbilly moonshine and shortmac on his first ever podcast without his swimmers. We rank Justin Fields firmly above other backup quality quarterbacks, talk about Travis and Tyler's new Softball squads and then wrap up with some inward reflection on dealing with your kids team losing with Tyler's daddy diary.
(00:02:07) - Mining For Gypsum
(00:03:51) - Shortymac Tailgate
(00:06:03) - NFL Free Agency - Justin Fields
(00:08:34) - Justin Fields for Bryce Young
(00:14:36) - New Softball Bros
(00:19:33) - Grinding My Softball Gears
(00:29:48) - Brewgaloo Snip
(00:37:32) - Steelers & Uncle Bruce
(00:44:10) - Justin Fields OR QB Would You Rather
(00:52:14) - Daddy Diary: Tyler's Coaching Recap - Winning & Losing 5 Year Old Soccer
(01:15:51) - Final Thoughts - O/U Panthers Win
Anthony, Travis, and Tyler run through the recent sports news including Womens basketball? The end of the Russel Wilson saga, and talk 'Bust' regarding NFL QBs and Caleb Williams. Then, we break down the ownership report cards of our fantasy league poll before talking about tugfest 2024 the Fitness Tug-of-War challenge between Travis and Tyler.
(00:01:47) - Sports News
(00:13:03) - Russel Wilson
(00:26:07) - NFL Combine
(00:30:16) - What is a Bust? Caleb Williams
(00:42:16) - Spread Eagles Ownership Review Scores
(01:11:26) - Doods Tugfest 2024
Drew and Courtney join me for some discussions around app ideas and why the app market feels like a cesspool. Then, Courtney pulled a ton of game sounds together to test my knowledge and see if Drew is just uniquely autistic. Finally, Drew and I discuss the state of WoW Season of Discovery and what we would like to see moving forward in SoD.
(00:11:48) - No Useful Phone Apps?
(00:17:07) - If Video Games Never Existed?
(00:33:01) - Consuming Content About Things and not THE thing
(00:44:51) - Sound Game!!
(01:21:57) - Sound Game Recap
(01:31:40) - GAMER TIME
(01:32:40) - Courtney's Season of Discovery WoW Take
(01:43:27) - SoD Positives-Negatives
(01:50:46) - STV Event
(01:59:22) - Into DISCOVERING or not?
(01:70:49) - Tweaks to SoD that would make a better experience
Travis joins to discuss Ricky setting me up and our path to revenge for the next party, the NBA All star weekend changes he would want to see, a sneaky Grid of Death Rant, and cap it off with some Dad stories around Soccer Coaching and the southern bell daycare teacher learns something about boys.
(00:04:34) - Rickys Party - Setup For Failure
(00:17:06) - Tug-O-War Challenge
(00:24:01) - 2024 Goals Quick Recap
(00:30:16) - SquatBar Cushion Enjoyers?
(00:32:50) - Grid of Death Announcement / Rant
(00:36:18) - All-Star Weekend Discussion
(00:56:08) - NBA AllStar 3v3 Matchup Pickem
(01:05:29) - Daddy Diaries!
Anthony returns for a super bowl discussion, directing the kids fandom or letting it ride, and a daddy diary about becoming a assistant soccer coach!
(00:02:20) - Waxing Noisehair?
(00:06:20) - No Cap, These Pills are SuS
(00:08:48) - Super Bowl
(00:31:16) - Manipulating Your Kids Fandom?
(00:38:10) - Super Bowl Commercials
(00:45:57) - New OT Rules; Which is Better?
(00:53:10) - Anthonys New House
(01:01:44) - Daddy Diaries!
Dad to Dad talk from Kids Competition and Golf to Diabetes Boats and Double Christmas' its THE FATHER POD!
(00:03:37) - Dad Background
(00:09:59) - Dads Competitive Spirit
(00:17:27) - Teaching Kids to Steal Home
(00:29:47) - Normal Competitiveness In our Family?
(00:36:07) - Garage Door Soccer -- Good Dad Bad Dad?
(00:42:55) - Dad's Odd-Job Cash Grab
(00:57:19) - 19 Year Old Tyler Golfing
(01:02:29) - Golf is a Jar of Anger Pennies
(01:07:57) - PreKids Post Kids Mentality & The Golf Parallel
(01:12:59) - Dads Many Activities
(01:23:55) - The Suprise Birthday Engagement Party
(01:26:02) - General Story Time & Hot Seats
(01:26:43) - Drew Diabetes
(01:32:07) - Chemistry for Business Majors
(01:37:00) - MLB? Come on...
(01:39:53) - Opening House Poop
(01:43:00) - Kids Near Death Experiences
(01:58:46) - Drew, P90X Yoga, and The Red Wagon
(01:65:56) - John Boy & Billy Betrayal
(01:69:05) - Turtles Dont Run Away
(01:71:11) - Tyler's Double Christmas - 5% Chance Good Enough For Me
(01:78:38) - The Shock Pen
(01:81:39) - Erins & Drews Driving Tests
(01:85:23) - Mom Ruins The John William Lackey Line
Travis and Tyler jump into some NFL Coaching News, Discuss Brady & Mahomes, and the Probowl before turning to some slice of life topics.
(00:40:47) - Slice of Life
How long can dudes play on a golf simulator before starting to mess with eachother? Josh's takes our rec softball team to the big leagues? and Dad Vibe New Years Resolutions.
(00:01:04) - NFL Coaching and Old People
(00:13:26) - Mahomes to Brady is Lebron to Jordan?
(00:23:20) - Real Life Dominance Examples
(00:25:45) - NFL Pro Bowl Viewership?
(00:29:09) - Fantasy League Probowl Voting?
(00:42:58) - Send Dudes: Golf Simulator Betrayal
(00:47:25) - Send Dudes: Josh's Softball Escapades
(00:57:48) - New Years Resolution Discussion
(01:04:46) - Tyler's Fragile Ego
(01:08:59) - Using Less Mental Effort
(01:16:38) - Tug-o-War Fitness Challenge
No more fantasy football! Just 2 Zeros is back to slice of life, sports, and Daddy Diaries!
Tyler and Travis talk NFL Playoff Stories, our Panther Fandom and the CJ Stroud Pain, before jumping into life discussions with Adult Softball and Daddy Diaries.
(00:01:31) - Tyler's Basketball Comp
(00:06:39) - Zero NFL Game Thoughts
(00:13:59) - Mcarthy Tomlin Marriage Analogy
(00:20:14) - Panthers Pain: CJ Stroud Stock, Baker, Bryce
(00:25:50) - What NonPlayoff Team Can We Switch Fandom To?
(00:32:58) - Which is more Ricky-Esque?
(00:44:30) - Another Panthers Rant
(00:47:30) - Slice of Life! Josh Manager Of New Softball Team
(00:53:19) - NSFW Rant: 2nd Place Prize Packages
(01:01:46) - Send Dudes? Josh Breaking News
(01:03:48) - Daddy Diary! Competitions and Tablets
(01:11:03) - Kids Tablets...
Congratulations to Adam for winning another Spread Eagles League Championship and to me for coming in 2nd place 4 times in 10 years.
Adam, Travis, Anthony, and Tyler recap the championship, discuss final league standings, then talk redraft of "stud" Wide Receivers from the 2023 league draft, and wrap up with some Dad stories over the holidays.
(00:23:47) - Final Standings Recap
(00:32:23) - If The Draft Were Tomorrow - Player Recap
(00:32:37) - WRs
(00:40:39) - RBs
(00:52:32) - QB/TE
(00:57:09) - No Asset Drafting Strategy
(01:03:26) - Christmas/NewYears Daddy Diaries
Tyler is joined by 2022 Champion. and long time Bears fan, Adam Kaszuba to discuss a range of topics from Dad Life, the Chicago / Carolina trade, updated legacy rankings, and more.
(00:03:08) - Dad Talk
(00:08:28) - Chicago Bears Fan Discussion
(00:19:58) - Travis & Ricky Thoughts
(00:30:53) - Skill or Luck
(00:38:33) - Refurbished Legacy Calculation
(00:43:07) - Flip's Accolades
(00:59:37) - Adam's J&J Shoutout
Tyler, Travis, and Anthony discuss the start of the fantasy playoffs, legacy ranking criteria for fantasy leagues, and argue the merits (or lack there of) of the losers bracket.
Then Tyler gives a bunch of numbers/statistics on the Panthers defense that shouldnt be considered even remotely good and then we hear from Travis on what he would do differently on his trip to 5th place.
(00:13:54) - League Legacy Point System
(00:19:11) - Eliminating the losers bracket?
(00:30:58) - Back to Legacy Rankings
(00:44:11) - Panthers Defense Legit?
(00:58:43) - Travis' Takeaways from Fantasy Season
(01:10:06) - Jason's Santa Letter
Travis, Anthony, and Tyler review another GRID (from Jefferson), talk through some stats on individual player fantasy playoff performances over the past 10 years, nominate a Least valuable fantasy player and wrap up the show with a depressing conversation about the Panthers and Hornets.
(00:03:18) - GRID Discussions
(00:14:18) - Fantasy Playoff Performance Trivia
(00:40:44) - Regular Season Uninformed Takes
(00:53:31) - Least Valuable Fantasy Player
(01:07:49) - Panthers, Hornets, and The Worst Franchise?
Tyler and Travis review the most recent GRID submitted by Boz (New Taco Bell Item) and then dive into why we are 5 GRIDs behind and what we can do to solve the issue. Then, we talk Losers Bracket which seems to have more relevance than ever this year before going into why each team is where they are (Playoff teams & Bad Teams).
Then we wrap up with some Thanksgiving daddy diary stories.
(00:02:37) - GRID Review - Boz
(00:16:46) - Talking Remaining GRIDs
(00:22:54) - Does the Losers Bracket Playoffs Matter Now?
(00:38:24) - Move Trade Deadline?!
(00:47:55) - Reasons Why: Playoff Teams Edition
(00:56:09) - Reasons Why: Bottom Feeder Edition
(01:08:54) - Daddy Diary: Thanksgiving Family Edition
Tyler is joined by Drew/Wizzm and Quarters/Courtney to get a better perspective on the PCT and to recap the Gobbler Games (A totally unique IP - Riddles, Events, and a Trophy) which just concluded over Thanksgiving. Then Courtney and Drew face off in a battle of Sound Bites before we turn our focus to the upcoming WoW Season of Discovery release.
(00:02:19) - Courtney's Side of the PCT
(00:36:17) - Courtneys Phone
(00:41:21) - Final PCT Takeaway
(00:44:49) - Gobbler Games Riddle Review
(01:18:55) - Sound Bite Game Faceoff
(01:48:58) - WoW Season of Discovery
Tyler, Anthony, and Travis explore the big trade deadline trades, Anthony bailing on the season, Anthony's biggest reasons for going 4-6, and then wrap up the show with a Daddy Diary about dealing with the sibling of the Birthday kid. To gift or not to gift, that is the question.
(00:06:05) - Power Ranking Ants Failures
(00:17:36) - Trades
(00:52:56) - Daddy Diary! Sibling's Birthday
WE'RE BAAAAAAAACCCCK!! Tyler, Anthony, and Travis discuss Cam Newtons HoF bid, Two GRIDs get graded, and we talk about the contender meltdowns. Then, Anthony lays out why he's so angry at Tyler for being such b&^$% for his 2023 trades and Tyler has to defend DJ Moore. Then we wrap things up with a Daddy Diary!!
(00:03:50) - Cam Newton HOF Bid
(00:15:02) - GRID Grades!!
(00:25:02) - Contender Meltdowns
(00:32:04) - Anthony's Anger & The DJ Moore Apologist
(00:43:46) - Adams Trade
(00:51:58) - Playoff Scenarios?
(00:56:10) - Who Would You Let Run Your Team?
(01:02:20) - DADDY DIARY!!
Tyler, Anthony, and Travis discuss some new 5th place nicknames as Travis falls into his familiar spot in 5th. Then we give a mid-year review for every single team through 7 weeks!
Still waiting on some GRIDs to grade!!!!
(00:02:36) - 5th Place Nicknames
(00:05:58) - Tyler
(00:11:55) - Jefferson
(00:16:00) - Flip
(00:24:30) - Ricky
(00:30:08) - Alex
(00:35:56) - Boz
(00:40:58) - Josh
(00:43:22) - Travis
(00:48:39) - Adam
(00:53:15) - Anthony
Tyler and Travis have a little Trivia night in honor of the WNBA before a quick recap on Week 6 and Week 6 Award Ceremony. Then, we give a smiley or frownie for every team's current status in the league before going over a few tid bits on some contender players with arrows pointing up or down.
(00:02:23) - Trivia Night - WNBA
(00:08:56) - Week 6 Recap
(00:13:59) - Week 6 Reward Ceremony
(00:42:50) - Smiley or Frownie: Every Teams Status
(01:03:32) - Quick hits on A Few Contender Question Mark Players
Just Two Zero Nerds! Tyler and Drew sit down to discuss a couple of unfortunate hiking stories on the Appalachian Trail Trail and Pacific Coast Trail Trail. Then we play a little sound bite game from games we have played over the years and then a long long discussion about why I still want to play Classic WoW and what are the factors that still make it better than the current iteration of WoW.
(00:02:13) - Trail Trail Stories
(00:13:56) - Trail Trail #2 Story - PCT
(00:41:52) - Game Time: Name That Noise
(00:55:36) - Nerd Rants: Vanilla World of Warcraft
Anthony is BACK! And he brought himself an L to the show joining 6 other teams under 500. Huge Week 5 award ceremony and an aggressive discussion about Anthonys mediocre (or amazing, depending on who you ask) team.
(00:00:42) - Important Public Washing Hands Question
(00:03:34) - GRID Grades
(00:15:06) - Anthony Upset By Jefferson
(00:18:38) - Anthonys Silver Lining Loss
(00:20:49) - Is Josh a Darkhorse?
(00:23:42) - 4th Playoff Team Discussion
(00:28:04) - Week 5 Award Ceremony!!
(00:54:19) - Stats of the week
(01:00:19) - Tyler Gets Aggressive With Anthonys Team
(01:06:56) - Travis' Panic Meter
(01:09:09) - Anthonys David Montgomery Hate
(01:14:48) - Worst Fantasy Move per Anthony: Dropping Sam Laporta
(01:15:58) - Quick hits
(01:20:22) - Josh Upset Of The Week
(01:20:56) - GRID Pick Week 6
Part 2!! Stats of the week brought to you by Sell Out Pansies a Ricky Production. Tyler and Travis review some potential changes to the league to bolster the desire for leaguemates to be competitive year to year, whether theres an 'Art of the Trade' and then wrap up with the weekly quick hits: Top WRs Remaining to Buy, Dud of the week, Upsets, and Grid Watch. HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
(00:00:14) - Stats of the Week - W4
(00:03:21) - League Competitiveness Review
(00:24:19) - Is there an 'Art of the Trade' ?
(00:29:58) - Trading With Adam
(00:31:34) - Quick Hits: Top NonContender WRs
(00:33:07) - Dud of the Week
(00:34:23) - Upset of the Week?
(00:36:52) - GRID Watch Team
This one is split into two parts - part one covers the GRID review of Lil Moss's Cake and Newbie Josh's Shoot, Kick, Swing challenge before we get into Week 4 Awards and detail every veiny inch of 5 big week 4 trades.
(00:01:01) - GRID Review
(00:13:54) - Week 4 Award Ceremony
(00:28:18) - Week 4 Trade Analysis
(00:37:07) - Boz, Boz, and More Boz
(00:51:32) - Boz Trade Review Continued
Sports + Life! What could be better?
Travis and Tyler jump into Anthonys GRID (First of the season!), talk league trades, give out week 3 awards (3 each!), and wrap up with Wife + Kid stories!
(00:03:20) - GRID Review
(00:11:51) - Alex Selling Review
(00:17:41) - The Trade Revelation - Ricky Didnt Know
(00:20:32) - Zack Moss - Anthony Richardson Trade
(00:22:16) - Boz Trades for Kirk
(00:23:11) - Ricky The James 0.5?
(00:27:12) - Rhomandre - Ceedee Trade
(00:31:52) - WEEK 3 AWARD CEREMONY!!
(00:51:49) - Quick Hits
(00:58:03) - Wife Diary: I wish you wouldnt
(01:10:43) - Daddy Diary
Week 2 Is In the Books and Anthony is 0-2, Josh is the newest GRID member, and we have more awards to give out!
(00:04:48) - Stats On 0-2 Teams
(00:08:34) - Assigning NFL Teams To 2-0 and 0-2 Rosters
(00:15:06) - Week 2 Award Ceremony!
(00:34:21) - FAAB Explosion Stats
(00:43:51) - Theory On Selling Your Team
(00:51:24) - Quick Hits: Duds, Upset, GRID Watch
(01:02:27) - Dud Of The Week
Welcome Back! Week 1 is in the books and we have some awards to give out, some panic meter updates to explain, and all sorts of fantasy football goodness to recap.
Anthony Moss The Week 1 GRID Enjoyer!!!
(00:03:15) - Alex AutoPick Genius
(00:05:10) - Dud of The Week Recap
(00:07:14) - Jamar Chase for Ceedee Lamb
(00:11:36) - Week 1 Takeaways
(00:14:48) - Justice Hill & Waiver Bids
(00:18:48) - Why $57 For DE/LB
(00:21:52) - Alex Concern Level?
(00:24:19) - Rickys Top Heavy Team
(00:26:43) - Week 1 Award Ceremony!!
(00:44:28) - Week 2 Duds and BenchBoss
(00:50:08) - Sutton > MBrown
(00:50:50) - Jets & James Update
(00:56:00) - Anthonys Panic Meter Update
(00:57:37) - Next GRID: Josh, Jefferson, or Field?
The post-draft rankings are here and we break down why we think each team is destined for their respective finishes. Some tweaks after the fact from Tyler's rankings after listening to Anthonys solid arguments: Ricky drops to #8 having no bench and Christian Watson injury while Boz jumps up to #6 based on an easy schedule ahead of his big name players coming back from PUP/SUS.
(00:01:25) - Moss Higher On Alex?!
(00:04:18) - Ricky a Riser AND Faller
(00:11:42) - Adam steady 7
(00:16:04) - Boz Drops In Both Rankings
(00:20:04) - Josh Falling Hard
(00:23:30) - Jefferson's "Squad"
(00:26:19) - GRID Over-Under for Josh+Jefferson
(00:28:45) - Tyler Stays At #1
(00:31:43) - Anthony Drops Slightly
(00:37:31) - Flip Steady Eddy
(00:41:50) - Travis Still First Loser
(00:49:27) - Pickem - Week1 Winners Losers
Just 2 Zeros Consensus Rankings for the 2023 Season
TeamPlaceTyler1stTravis2ndFlip3rdAnthony4thAlex5thBoz6thAdam7thRicky8thJefferson9thJosh10th
PRE DRAFT RANKINGS! No its not last years rankings it just so happens that Anthony still thinks Alex sucks, Tyler still thinks Ricky sucks, and We are all still ranking Tyler #1!!
Dont miss the despair in Travis' voice as he discusses the Travis Kelce trade and yet again we have a consensus 10th ranked team! Will we get it right this year?
(00:00:38) - Last Year's Power Ranking (00:03:28) - Travis's Scientific Methodology (00:05:52) - Tyler's Ranking Methodology (00:06:42) - Tyler's Miscellaneous Grades (00:08:47) - Anthony's Ranking Methodology (00:10:29) - Three Tiers of Teams (00:12:50) - Is Flip part of Tier 1 or 2? (00:17:00) - No Tier2/3 Team Buyers in 2023? (00:18:41) - Ranking Differences (00:25:27) - THE Travis Kelce Trade With Travis (00:32:05) - Boz Keepers vs Adam Keepers - Anthony Rankings (00:35:15) - Rickys Ranking Difference - Tylers 9th Place Team (00:38:51) - Higgens Name Game (00:40:03) - Anthony Continues His Alex Slander (00:44:19) - Bottom Feeder Teams: Jefferson - Josh (00:46:52) - Consensus Ranking List Recapped
Fantasy football is just around the corner! We have Jefferson on to dive into his head about his awful first trade, the asset draft recap, and then Anthony and I dive into some NFL news, GRID discussions, and Anthony has a bone to pick with me about Zamir White's value.
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Fantasy football is back! With the draft in only a couple of weeks Travis and Tyler talk about the recent trade between Flip and Jefferson, The Asset Draft between the 2 new teams, the state of Fantasy RBs given the real world contract struggles, and some league changes including a long discussion about what to do with the extra Week 14.
Asset Draft Details:
https://www.just2zeros.com/post/jefferson-josh-asset-draft-2023
(00:01:24) - Trading for a Keeper Slot (00:05:37) - Asset Draft Explanation (00:10:59) - 1st Overall Asset Pick Reactions (00:18:43) - Who Won The Asset Draft? (00:22:55) - 2023 Running Back Strategy Change? (00:33:16) - Which would you rather have? (00:35:56) - SEKL Rule Discussion (00:36:52) - Week 14 Change Discussion (00:49:16) - Who Is The 1.01?
Travis joins us to talk about some dad/husband things, The current running back market TRAVesty, Some real life comparisons for our fantasy football keepers, And a relatable golf discussion.
(00:00:15) - Husband + Dad stuff
(00:09:07) - Running Back Market - SPORTS STUFF (00:26:30) - Real Life Running Back Comparison (00:27:46) - Tangent: Dead Cap Space (00:30:16) - Real Life Comparison: Fantasy Keepers (00:40:05) - Lamar Jackson Rabit Hole (00:42:26) - Fantasy Football Tangent (00:48:29) - Fantasy Discussion Over - Finally (00:50:46) - Personal Golf Game Review (01:01:16) - Tired of Steph Curry & Controversial Win
Anthony & Tyler finally make it back on the mic to discuss a range of topics from traffic laws, summer league reactions from a hornets fan on Wemby/Miller/Scoot, the new gambling suspension from the NFL and our own old rules with new enforcement, Anthony apologizes to Tyler's sister Erin, and we learn about Anthonys new pool moves.
RIP Rafael Cruz
(00:06:41) - Family Weekend Recap - Shy kids (00:13:04) - Summer League: Wemby, Miller, Scoot (00:16:49) - Hornets Fan: Wemby vs Scoot (00:20:56) - When Everyone Except The Franchise Knows? (00:24:09) - Luke Kuchely (00:27:36) - Same Rules New Enforcement (00:36:01) - Anthonys Apology - Tyler GOATed (00:41:04) - Playing On Torn ACL? Wut (00:48:11) - Back To Rule Enforcement (00:48:28) - Washing Hands After Bathroom (00:51:47) - The Running Start & Shart (00:55:04) - Dont Lick Pool Noodles (00:56:57) - Daddy Diary: Failed Flag Football Attempt (01:03:03) - Rafael Cruz Tribute - RIP
Anthony and Tyler discuss Tyler's Sister putting Anthony on notice about his slanderous basketball comments, we discuss the Nuggest title, and Jokic. Then, we issue suspensions to eachother for things we have done over the years with eachother in honor of Ja Morant's 25 game suspension. Finally we wrap up with some trampoline park themed Daddy Diary.
(00:00:51) - Bringing Unsupervised Kids To The Field (00:08:10) - Erin RIPS into Anthony (00:19:04) - The Rarity of NBA Talent (00:23:07) - Jokic The Uncaring (00:31:56) - Free Throw Challenge Concluded (00:36:20) - Preferred Finals? (00:40:43) - Ja Morant Suspension (00:46:32) - Tyler and Anthony Suspend Eachother (01:03:42) - Jason's Birthday Party Rant (01:12:32) - Anthonys Jump Park Experience
Anthony and Tyler discuss Tyler's Sister putting Anthony on notice about his slanderous basketball comments, we discuss the Nuggest title, and Jokic. Then, we issue suspensions to eachother for things we have done over the years with eachother in honor of Ja Morant's 25 game suspension. Finally we wrap up with some trampoline park themed Daddy Diary.
(00:00:51) - Bringing Unsupervised Kids To The Field (00:08:10) - Erin RIPS into Anthony (00:19:04) - The Rarity of NBA Talent (00:23:07) - Jokic The Uncaring (00:31:56) - Free Throw Challenge Concluded (00:36:20) - Preferred Finals? (00:40:43) - Ja Morant Suspension (00:46:32) - Tyler and Anthony Suspend Eachother (01:03:42) - Jason's Birthday Party Rant (01:12:32) - Anthonys Jump Park Experience
Tyler and Anthony bring Lil Anthony on the pod to discuss why he challenged Tyler in the first place, how things went from his perspective, and how someone fails to get an A in 'Gardening'.
Afterwards we talk a bit about the Miami vs Denver finals games, Rings, and wrap up with Daddy Diaries.
(00:01:00) - THE Lil Ant Interview
(00:03:45) - One On One Game Backstory
(00:07:25) - Tyler Top 25 All Time Player?
(00:16:17) - Anthonys Experience Beating Kids...At BBall
(00:23:02) - How do you fail Gardening?
(00:32:59) - Interview Conclusion
(00:34:00) - SPOOORTS STUUFFF
(00:43:45) - Jokic Career Title OverUnder
(00:46:47) - Finals MVPs or Titles?
(00:51:15) - Lighting Money On Fire
(00:58:41) - Who Buys a 69 Jersey
(01:04:59) - Daddy Diaries
Anthony and Tyler are FINALLY back to discuss the conclusion of The One-on-One matchup of the century. Tyler vs little Anthony before jumping into some sports and then Daddy Diary. A debate about Frozen gets so heated it has to be cut - maybe next time Jers... I mean Philly.
(00:04:25) - Too much praise
(00:08:42) - THE MATCH - Basketball 1on1 Breakdown
(00:16:45) - Pretty good handles in his driveway
(00:24:16) - How Long Until He Could Win?
(00:29:46) - sPoRtS TaLk
(00:29:49) - NBA Playoffs Pickem - Complaint Box
(00:36:59) - NFL Strength of Schedule
(00:41:21) - Bryce Young Concerns?
(00:45:01) - NBA Draft Lottery and Sports Teams Tanking
(00:51:38) - Disney Messages
(00:56:40) - Daddy Diary - Beach Bums
(01:03:13) - Combining Bedtimes
Travis joins as an honorary zero to discuss the latest NFL happenings from a fan perspective and then we dive into THE MATCH coming up in less than a week and what handicaps mean to us. Then we each share an entry into our Daddy Diary on our bedtime issues as of late.
(00:05:17) - S P O R T S
(00:12:35) - Is a Superbowl worth it?
(00:16:50) - Yes, Maybe, No Franchises
(00:26:12) - NBA Playoffs Make Regular Season Worse?
(00:30:50) - The Problem with NBA on My Lawn
(00:34:01) - No More Sports Talk
(00:37:57) - Pride, Handicaps, and THE MATCH
(00:47:58) - Why Does this Matter So Much?!
(00:52:11) - Editor Shoutout
(00:52:53) - Daddy Diary!
(00:53:10) - Jason's Not Tired
(01:01:29) - Ben's Bedtime Whine
(01:07:33) - Do You Hate Me?!??
(01:09:00) - What DID Jamie say?
Tyler and Anthony are back with a daddy diary we didnt know we had, some NBA updates including some better ideas for the midseason tournament. Tyler opens up about a shot to his pride that he totally doesnt even care about and we wrap up with more entries in the daddy diary.
(00:04:36) - NBA Round 1 Pickem Thoughts
(00:08:47) - Hornets Low Point?
(00:12:53) - NBA Tanking
(00:16:14) - MidSeason Tournament
(00:22:36) - Better Midseason Tourny Ideas
(00:25:05) - Advice On Tough Decisions
(00:30:05) - Send Dudes: Softball Pride
(00:41:23) - Fair Weather Players?
(00:49:43) - Daddy Diary: Poopybutt
(00:54:20) - Daddy Diary: Jokes, Lies, and Yogurt
Jamie wants everyone to know she wasnt actually mad or disappointed and Tyler's in the doghouse because she was snooping in on the broadcast.
Anthony gets DOGGED in a re-draft of Life Essentials draft V2, We go over some Sports Over/Under's as related to upcoming events, and then Tyler brings a weird Send Dudes to the table before we each give a daddy diary update. ENJOY!
(00:01:49) - Jamie's Not Dissapointment
(00:05:17) - Fitness Check in
(00:11:13) - Sports Stuff - Over/Unders
(00:13:28) - O/U - Laker's Playoff Wins
(00:17:00) - O/U Panthers Wins
(00:20:52) - O/U Anthony Richardson Drafted
(00:26:27) - Worst NFL Headlines
(00:30:23) - Life Essentials Draft V2
(00:43:59) - SEND DUDES - Weird Edition?
(00:58:59) - Daddy Diaries
Travis joins Tyler and Anthony to recap the community service adventure after getting caught launching to commemorate Anthony's weight loss bet that is taking a hard left into a 20+ hours of community service.
Then we end up at Mileys house again for the House Party Shenanigans draft and wrap up with a Send Dudes from Travis.
Keep sending us your 2023 self improvement bets!!
(00:03:59) - Weight Bet Update
(00:05:33) - Alternate Stakes: Community Service
(00:06:43) - Water Balloon Consequences: Part 2
(00:15:20) - Painting a Halfway House
(00:16:54) - Habitat For Humanity
(00:21:15) - Miley's House Party Shenanigan Draft
(00:23:14) - Prank Snake Draft
(00:32:31) - NFL Copium Takes
(00:39:49) - Send Dudes - The Flake
(00:53:51) - Listener Challenges!!
(00:55:22) - Pull Up Challenge?!?!
Anthony and Tyler are back with an update on Anthony's "Meet the parents" trip, an update to the Weight & Shuttle Run Updates with all new bet stakes, a sneak peak into some of the Water Balloon shenanigans, and Tyler throws a handful of questions from all across the spectrum at Anthony.
(00:02:12) - Pickle Ball
(00:05:50) - New Jersey Visit Discussion
(00:11:47) - Road Trip Exposure
(00:18:04) - Weight & Shuttle Run Updates
(00:21:42) - Weight Bet Stakes
(00:25:24) - Water Balloon Launching Consequences
(00:30:55) - Travis' Goody Bag
(00:33:23) - Quickfire Questions for Anthony
(00:33:53) - Panthers move to #1 Overall
(00:35:58) - Household Appliance Draft Part1
(00:37:41) - Ranking Worst Current NBA Headlines
(00:43:42) - Internet Enabled Tablet Age?
(00:44:22) - NCAA Bracket Guess Percentage
(00:46:48) - UNC Declines NIT: Punk Move?
(00:48:05) - Boneless Wings
(00:49:05) - Whats a Super Bowl Worth?
(00:51:27) - Percent Chance To Win Superbowl
(00:55:44) - Household Appliance Draft Part2
(01:03:09) - Anthony Caught With Dirty Hands
(01:04:14) - Fantasy MVP Player Pre-cursor
An extremely accurate MLS Top 5 Power Rankings Analysis followed by the randomness one can only find on the J2Z Podcast. Anthony gets pinned down on a #20ForTyler bet and we need more challenges from the audience!
(00:06:12) - MLS Power Rankings(00:07:33) - St Louis Football Club(00:09:04) - Diego Renocerante Blanco Sanchez(00:09:46) - Las Vegas Kick'n Chick'ns(00:11:15) - San Diego Mud Skippers(00:13:42) - New York Yogurt Slingers(00:16:02) - Philidelphia Provolones(00:20:30) - Buy Low MLS Cards(00:20:45) - Filepe El Salvador Diego(00:24:04) - Hard Pivot: Dopplegangers(00:26:54) - NFL Players & Talking Junk(00:37:03) - Record Straight on Lebron(00:41:19) - Superbowl Parade Bad Influence?(00:48:42) - 50k Per Year XFL?(00:51:01) - Anthony Weight Commitment - Generating Motivation(00:55:06) - 215.3 #20ForTyler(01:01:50) - Submit A Challenge!
We're back after a week off with a whole host of things. Superbowl recap, cant end the night on a good note with Bruce, a Utensil cleaning debate, one on one basketball hypotheticals, and a couple daddy diaries.
(00:02:52) - Just2Zeros.Com(00:05:45) - First Week Full-Time Dad(00:07:55) - Superbowl(00:11:11) - Tyler and Bruce(00:15:54) - Anthony Makes Wings(00:19:50) - Debate: Washing Utensils(00:22:08) - Anthonys BIG lie(00:26:07) - Wife Gone = College Life(00:32:00) - 13 Year Old Showdown(00:47:34) - Hypothetical Basketball vs 6 Year Olds(00:54:39) - Daddy Diaries
Tyler and Anthony open with an impromptu Daddy Diary before twists and turns end up at Tyler getting called out by a smaller, younger, Florida based Anthony.
(00:00:55) - The Dinner Table Altercation(00:11:16) - Softball Game - Who really won?(00:17:47) - Names of Toes?(00:19:34) - Quick: Has Lebron Gotten Worse (NonBasketball)?(00:24:09) - Old Stories To New People?(00:35:11) - Flag Football Updates(00:40:17) - NFL ProBowl Is Pointless(00:44:46) - One-On-One Basketball - Florida Anthony Calls Me Out
Anthony and Tyler toss a couple of new year things around before getting into the meat of the podcast: A league member has announced they are done with fantasy football. Then we wrap up with a quick daddy diary that spirals out of control into a few college shenanigans.
(00:00:15) - Intro
(00:02:21) - New for 2023 Quickhit(00:04:51) - Tyler's Dad Comes to Town(00:08:35) - League Member Quits(00:34:29) - Biased? - Discussion Almost Over(00:39:11) - Quick Daddy Diary Turns College Pranks(00:46:08) - The Wrap Up
WE ARE BACK! Just two zeros are back for 2023 and kick off the first episode of the year with a league conclusion, a few daddy diaries, and Anthonys UUUUUGE news! Hope you all enjoy!
(00:03:19) - Crazy Championship Recap(00:10:36) - Final Thought: 2022 Fantasy Year(00:17:18) - Britmas & 20ForTyler(00:21:07) - Dan.(00:24:09) - Unfrosted Pleasures(00:26:50) - Anthonys Good News(00:28:46) - Daddy Diaries: Go Carts(00:37:01) - College Go Cart Shenanigans(00:41:16) - Daddy Diary: Cheering Opponents(00:44:02) - Thats a Duck.(00:47:17) - 2024 CoEd Flag?(00:54:17) - New Challenge Time!(01:01:58) - Appreciation Corner: Ladies of the Pod
Tyler and Anthony sit down with the #1 Seed in SEKL: Adam. One of the lesser known leaguemates breaks out of his hydro-cannon turtle shell for this exclusive J2Z Interview.
(00:02:24) - Anthony and Adam Introduction(00:05:26) - Adam trading experience(00:15:28) - Explaining The Ricky* Drama to Adam(00:19:14) - Adam GRID Reviews(00:24:46) - Adam on the Fantasy Trips?(00:26:51) - Championship Losses Hurt(00:40:13) - Adam's hopeful playoff matchup(00:46:15) - Send Dudes: In My Feels on Friendship(00:59:43) - Convincing Adam to Join Fantasy Trip(01:05:23) - Adam Interview Concludes
Anthony and Tyler sit down with the #3 seed in the Spread Eagles Keeper League to talk about his fantasy year, projections for the playoffs, and everything in between.
(00:01:02) - Rickys Arrival(00:04:55) - Ricky's Top 4(00:10:09) - Ricky Insider Trade Knowledge(00:23:29) - Ricky spotting James 6 Points(00:28:06) - Anthony Continues Adam Hate(00:34:57) - Ricky Predicts W15 Matchup(00:37:59) - Ricky requests more rules(00:40:08) - Race Card(00:41:52) - Championship Game Prediction(00:44:52) - Ricky Interview Concludes
Small bit of Fantasy football before jumping into a range of topics from what other fantasy game could we play, Anthonys Flag Football near its conclusion, Christmas is 'meh', and a lot of tired dads.
(00:03:18) - Final Week of Fantasy Football(00:07:47) - I meant Ricky(00:09:53) - Is Fantasy Football Fun?(00:13:22) - Different kind of Fantasy game?(00:18:57) - Gobbler Games(00:21:25) - Throwing Smoke at Someones 3 Year Old?!(00:22:08) - Trampolines with Kids(00:25:47) - GRID Hotdog GIF(00:32:44) - Anthony Flag Football Semi's(00:41:15) - Talking Trash In Sports(00:49:21) - Jamie Stealing My Phone for a "Secret"(00:52:24) - Easter is only about Chocolate
Anthony and Tyler mix a little Fantasy Football with Slice of Life.
Two weeks until the fantasy playoffs and matchups are still ripe with drama.
(00:03:28) - Race To The Durkee (00:12:38) - Alex's Stop Putting DL in LB spot (00:14:31) - Ricky's Out! (00:16:54) - Favorite Playoff Matchup (00:19:11) - Favorite Playoff Storyline? (00:24:33) - Is Kamara the best draft pick ever? (00:30:00) - James set the league on fire?
(00:31:58) - HARD PIVOT - Slice of Life: Flag Football
(00:36:26) - Taking Anthonys Pants Off (00:40:30) - Anthony Pulls Himself (00:48:43) - Strong Dad Moves (00:53:31) - Jalen Hurts AnaLaSiS (00:55:07) - ANIME!
Slice of life is ALIVE - Anthony and Tyler cover a range of random topics from plane assaults, insurance salesmen, dogs in diapers and more.
(00:03:27) - Angry Workouts (00:08:43) - Anthonys QB Hotseat (00:15:51) - Time Changes Suck Now? (00:18:25) - Send Dudes: Did Momma Raise A B*? (00:26:31) - Gum on the window (00:36:45) - Listener Submitted Send Dudes: Jake from State Farm (00:39:05) - Send Dudes Response (00:45:34) - Anthony avoids the GRID (00:48:50) - Anthonys Sleep Assault (00:56:49) - Second Job for a Disabled Job
Tyler and Anthony give some 'seller mindset' perspective, talk about yet another big deadline trade, Anthony cant stop talking up the bad teams, and we detail some of the Tiebreaker situations coming up for the playoffs.
(00:02:53) - Seller's Mindset (00:07:06) - Anthonys Football Weekend (00:10:12) - Why do we have Basketball takes? (00:12:39) - Another Seller - Only 5 Teams Remain (00:16:13) - James buys Cook / Kamara - but why? (00:17:54) - Where are Cook / Kamara rest of season? (00:22:55) - If James wasnt buying - Why is THIS the buy? (00:30:22) - Anthony changes his tune... what (00:34:51) - Anthonys Premature Apology (00:38:03) - Getting Keepers (00:39:25) - Tiebreaker Discussion (00:48:07) - !!Playoff Team Tiebreakers!! (00:50:49) - Week 11 Adam vs Ricky needs more hype (00:56:46) - 16th Rd Pick for Faab
Tyler and Anthony review the teams with a realistic chance of getting a ring in 2022 and the shift in #1 power ranking.
(00:06:22) - Grid Discussion (00:09:44) - Championship Caliber Teams (00:10:24) - Quick Trade Review (00:17:35) - Is Ricky a Championship Team? (00:24:39) - Is James still the favorite? (00:36:43) - Does Adam have the #1 Roster? (00:43:56) - Who has the "Punchers Chance" roster? (00:44:49) - Dont Forget About Flip (00:49:28) - Quick W8 Recap
Tyler and Anthony dive into each playoff contender team to look at what we like and what they still need to make a playoff push or win a championship and Anthony finally comes to jesus with Josh Jacobs.
(00:03:28) - Anthony Bows Out (00:04:37) - Projected Win Total Discussion (00:08:16) - Anthonys Playoff Scenario (00:12:11) - Trading - Supply & Demand (00:15:19) - Anthony Assets (00:19:49) - Contender Rosters - Road to a championship (00:21:27) - Who is next to sell? (00:26:06) - Alex's Team Review (00:29:23) - Josh Jacobs Apology! (00:31:43) - Hopkins has never been top tier?! (00:40:26) - Joe Burrow not a championship Fantasy QB? (00:45:05) - Flip Team Review (00:50:19) - Chiefs RB's (00:54:19) - Boz Team Review (00:58:40) - Boz vs Flips Roster? (01:01:37) - Ricky Team Review (01:06:00) - Chubba Hubbard Anthony Hate Team Bid
Tyler and Anthony review the battle between current championship favorites, Adam and James, and then discuss the big money trade for Nick Chubb & Jalen Hurts and what kind of implications that trade had / will have moving forward.
(00:03:32) - Battle of Titans - Adam vs James Recap (00:07:09) - Other Matchups (00:08:21) - Grid Watch Teams? (00:09:53) - Tyler's Huge Chubb Hurts - Trade Discussion (00:12:26) - Thoughts on Conditional Picks? (00:19:47) - Changes to 5th / 6th Place Compensation (00:21:04) - Im Not Going To Mortgage Next Year Mindset?? (00:26:07) - Last 2 Playoff Team Buyers (00:27:35) - Being a desirable trade partner? (00:32:13) - JT and Remaining Assets (00:35:59) - Anthonys All Hate Team Preview (00:39:09) - Lamar Jackson - Informed Opinions (00:42:58) - What are the Panthers doing?
Anthony and Tyler discuss Week 6, a few trades that are somehow still happening, and dive into some player value thoughts.
Feed the boys.
(00:02:09) - Crazy Richlands Football (00:10:03) - Confidence Rankings (00:10:27) - Adam vs James (00:13:15) - Travis vs Alex Poopfest (00:18:40) - Joby vs Ricky (00:21:01) - Anthony vs Flip (00:25:37) - Tyler vs Boz (00:28:21) - Aaron Jones Trade (00:39:55) - Ceedee Lamb & WR Keepres (00:48:10) - Best Keepers In The League? (00:53:30) - Alvin Kamara Overpay? (00:58:11) - Game Changing TE Trade (00:59:59) - Alex buys Jalen Waddle (01:07:11) - Why does Alex hate Pittman? (01:09:35) - Interesting 'Buy' Teams (01:11:48) - Anthony crosses the Mosses off
Anthony talks about his first Flag Football game with A T H L E T E S, we dive into a little 'Send Dudes' regarding a controversy in our fantasy league before we wrap up with a couple entries into Daddy Diaries.
Say less fam we got you no cap... dog
(00:00:51) - Anthonys Flag Football (00:05:02) - Being the "Old" guy now (00:06:04) - Wireless Power (00:08:41) - Losing Time on Social Media (00:10:26) - Youngin Communication (00:12:33) - Say Less (00:13:45) - Travis Calls Me Out (00:16:59) - Hard Pivot - Definition of 'Humbling' (00:22:30) - Sponsor (00:23:23) - Send Dudes - The Fantasy Hate Crime (00:36:06) - Send Dudes Conclusions (00:37:16) - Daddy Diaries - Anthony (00:42:24) - Daddy Diaries - Tyler (00:47:52) - Dissapointing Your Kid (00:52:41) - Spicy Toddler Women (00:54:58) - Contact Just2Zeros!
Tyler and Anthony give a brief recap of Week 5 before listening to Tyler cry about how he had no possible way of avoiding 1-4 during our high level draft board review.
Feed the boys.
(00:01:17) - Takeaways from Week 5 (00:04:54) - Is James Alone On A Tier? (00:05:47) - What happened to Adam? (00:07:52) - Anthony's Medical Gunshot Advice (00:10:07) - Crystal Ball Drafting Me Out of 1-4 (00:13:46) - Worst WR Fantasy Draft Past 3rd Round? (00:21:47) - That Dude Didnt Have A Dad (00:24:13) - Not Many Keepers (00:26:19) - Another Look at Jacobs - Cook trade (00:28:29) - Apologize to Jacobs (00:31:27) - Small bits from Week 5 (00:32:46) - Non Adam&James Playoff Teams? (00:37:31) - Is Boz the 2nd best team? (00:39:51) - 2022 Durkee Candidate?
Anthony and Tyler give out the Week 5 confidence picks before jumping into all of the trades happening, for some reason, in Week 5 including what is now under investigation as a hate crime.
(00:01:20) - Matchup Confidence Pickem (00:01:28) - Tyler & Flip (00:03:05) - Boz & Joby (00:04:08) - Adam & Alex (00:06:54) - Anthony & James (00:08:13) - Travis & Ricky (00:10:51) - Trade 1: Travis-Tyler (00:15:00) - Trade 2: CEH for 3rd (00:22:28) - Trade 3: Dalvin Cook to Boz (00:45:21) - Adam Put James On Notice (00:47:06) - Trade 4: The Fantasy Hate Crime (00:53:00) - Commissioner Ruling (00:55:00) - League Change Proposal, Compensation to 5th / 6th Place (01:03:54) - Revisiting The 1 Week Rental
Tyler and Anthony are back with a little slice of life. We introduce a new segment about dudes meeting dudes as Anthony details the beginning of his PostPrime Football journey, getting healthier, other random stuff and somehow we talked for over an hour.
(00:01:33) - GRIDs (00:05:15) - Anthony Starts Flagfootball (00:08:05) - Send Dudes (00:10:06) - Anthonys Tryout: Be Gentle (00:20:41) - Effort Into Friendship? (00:27:36) - Defibrillator Predator (00:30:02) - Caballo Blanco (00:33:15) - Dude Comradery (00:38:06) - Anthony has access to A T H L E T E S (00:45:17) - Tyler's Not Anti-FatShaming (00:52:37) - Racing My Neice (00:54:21) - Waking Up Earlier? Why tho (00:57:58) - Yard Game Thoughts For No Reason (01:01:50) - Cheeks for Checkers (01:02:40) - Invested In Someone Elses Accomplishment (01:06:44) - Wrap It Up
Anthony and Tyler do a short recap of Week 4 and talk through the buying & selling strategy in the Spread Eagles Keeper League before proposing a new rule for the GRID.
(00:02:41) - Tylers Soapbox (00:09:46) - Buying and Selling Strategy (00:16:34) - Should Boz give up? (00:20:33) - Trading Everything For a Coinflip (00:22:53) - Other Matchups (00:23:43) - Anthonys Hot Take: Worst Roster (00:26:59) - Formal Rule Proposal: The Durkee DP (00:34:20) - Darkhorse Playoff Team
Tyler and Anthony discuss 2 trades that have already occurred, Week 4 matchup picks, whether Jamaar Chase deserves to be considered a WR1, and wrap up with some over/under bets on the Sleeper App for Boz.
(00:02:28) - Adam Trade (00:07:27) - Boz Trade (00:11:19) - Joby vs Flip (00:14:44) - Boz & Alex (00:15:26) - Alex on Gridwatch? (00:17:15) - Adam & Travis (00:19:00) - Ricky & James (00:22:57) - Is Jamaar Chase WR1? (00:32:47) - Over/Under Bets on Sleeper (00:33:14) - Kirk Cousins (00:35:27) - Alvin Kamara (00:37:19) - Alexander Mattison (00:38:19) - Marcus Mariota (00:40:12) - Drake London (00:41:14) - Josh Allen (00:42:28) - Ezekiel Cant Catch (00:44:11) - Uneducated Football Takes (00:46:24) - Jahan Dotson? Why (00:47:38) - Ekeler, Najee, Henry (00:49:28) - Unders Win More? (00:50:05) - Baker Mayfield (00:53:05) - The Durkee DP?
Anthony and Tyler move past some audio / computer issues to feed the boys. Recap of Week 3, review the confidence rankings, and a little bit of trade engine questions.
Timestamps
(00:03:18) - 0-3 Starts (00:06:06) - Worst Start Ever (00:08:17) - Travis Recap (00:10:45) - Ricky Recap (00:12:57) - Adam Recap (00:16:43) - Joe Mixon Cost? (00:17:40) - James Recap (00:20:46) - Joby Recap (00:22:40) - CEH The Goat? (00:24:15) - Trade Swift and Hopkins? (00:27:20) - Boz Trade (00:29:48) - Anthony Recap (00:30:09) - Zeke vs Pollard (00:36:19) - Alex Recap (00:40:13) - Flip Recap (00:42:12) - Confidence Ranking Recap (00:43:31) - Ricky Most Overprojected Team (00:45:30) - GRID Grades! (00:52:34) - Jobys Grid At Work (00:55:16) - What Does Travis Pick This Week?
Tyler and Anthony jump in to take a quick look back at week 2 matchups, bets, and power rankings before giving our Week 3 confidence rankings.
(00:01:39) - Adam Power Ranking (00:03:30) - The Joby Trade (00:07:10) - Boz 0-2 (00:09:46) - Week 2 Bet Recap (00:10:08) - Dumb Bets (00:11:46) - Anthony's Worst Take Of The Year (00:18:19) - Leaguemate Week3 Confidence Rankings
Anthony and Tyler discuss everything from Dates to Diarhea and secure a new 6 week challenge.
(00:01:24) - Whats New (00:04:48) - Little League (00:06:27) - 8 Seconds?! (00:10:30) - New Challenge!! (00:15:20) - Spontaneous Wine & DIne (00:18:30) - Blind Date? (00:23:05) - Show Sponser (00:24:08) - Times a' changin (00:31:39) - Challenge Punishment (00:34:27) - Spread Eagles 2.0 (00:38:45) - Whose Our 6 Foot Black Guy? (00:39:57) - Healthy Habits (00:41:09) - Gaining Weight? (00:47:40) - Tournament Time!
(00:49:59) - Daddy Diary Entry
(00:53:05) - Hit & Run the GOAT (00:55:06) - Alex Enters Concussion Protocol (00:57:35) - Can Jamie Beat up a 4 yr old? (00:58:40) - No Dad YOU'RE Going Upstairs (01:00:04) - Over Unders with Kids (01:00:26) - Incidental Nut Punches (01:10:00) - Poop Fiascos
Tyler and Anthony take a look at Week 1 of fantasy football within the Spread Eagles Keeper League and discuss team performances, preseason surprises/confirmations, and wrap up with a betting recap.
(00:01:00) - Week 1 Storylines (00:08:23) - Week 1 Matchup Review (00:09:04) - Tyler vs James (00:11:52) - James' Roster (00:14:28) - Anthony & Travis (00:20:09) - Travis (00:23:03) - Boz & Flip (00:27:20) - Adam & Joby (00:30:45) - Adam (00:31:59) - Ricky & Alex (00:34:20) - Ricky (00:34:42) - TJ Hockenson (00:36:13) - Alex (00:38:02) - Fallers & Risers (00:40:07) - Sleeper Betting Recap (00:40:55) - Terrible Bets (00:45:38) - Guess At Travis Grid?
Tyler and Anthony give a breakdown of each team's draft as we go through the new power ranking after seeing everyone's final roster.
(00:10:47) - Joby (00:18:35) - Flip (00:24:56) - Anthony (00:30:41) - Travis (00:38:36) - Alex (00:46:13) - James (00:51:32) - Boz (01:01:16) - Ricky (01:08:21) - Adam (01:17:36) - Tyler (01:27:48) - Joby Not Too Bad?
Anthony and Tyler are joined by long time friend Travis to talk about the conclusion of our 40 yard dash challenge and where things all began. We wrap up with a new segment, Daddy Diaries, where Travis says it with his chest. Time stamps for your viewing pleasure: (00:01:18) Guest 40 Times (00:04:05) Tyler and Ant 40 Conclusions (00:11:00) Travis' Interview Prowess (00:13:00) Free Agent Flag Team (00:16:48) The Legend of Travis Begins (00:20:42) She Said Be Safe (00:25:41) It Wasnt That Long (00:26:37) Bear Grylls (00:27:50) Tabletoping (00:30:40) Anthony The Caretaker (00:33:11) Flip's Night At The Beach: I CAAAAANNNT (00:36:09) Daddy Diary
Tyler and Anthony share a couple of kid stories (00:03:35) and talk oddly stressful situations (00:10:03) before jumping back into the final 8 Grid of Death challenges (00:24:30) ahead of the start of fantasy football. Then we wrap up with some good ol' fashion Football arguments (00:49:20).
Anthony's trade (00:49:55)
Javonte Williams (00:57:45)
Bet's with Uncle Bruce (01:04:00)
CMC (01:06:21)
Tyler rants about the NFL Preseason (00:11:02) before we jump into the high vote getter's of this years weekly loser punishments [Grid of Death] (00:23:12) in the Spread Eagles fantasy league until Anthony shares some insight on parenting (00:40:17) and we decide on a new outro (00:47:50). Enjoy!
Anthony and Tyler discuss the origins of their water balloon addiction and touch on some early college antics.
Anthony and Tyler give their power rankings another stab with a less sportsy twist. Give us some feedback on this episode vs J2Z Sports E01.
Our first 'All Sports' podcast we discuss our leaguemate's chances at winning a championship this year and rank them 1 to 10.
Tyler and Anthony are joined by injured leaguemate Ricky for some giggles.
(02:54) Top Ricky Story
(11:59) Rickys Angriest Moment
(14:45) Quincenera
(19:42) Opah
(25:43) Ricky Goes Swimming
(30:41) Sports Talk
(39:40) Nice Abs
(45:48) Rickys Championship
(47:52) AnaJelly
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Tyler and Anthony's first Wednesday show; Join us for some random stories, discussions, and Fantasy Football punishment. Finish up with an auction draft of our Fantasy Leaguemates as if we were going to use them on a real football team.
Tyler and Anthony are joined by Beth to talk about some early stories, revisiting the 40 time workouts, and a host of other shenanigans.
This one is all over the place so keep your head on a swivel and don't crowd the plate.