Burn Your Passport with Nazeem Hussain: Recent Episodes
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Travel broadens the mind. Naz disagrees. As a stand-up comedian he spends a lot of his life on the road and for him, travel sucks.
Delays, terrible food, strange beds, hotel neighbours ‘getting to know each other’ are just some of the pitfalls that make him want to stay at home.
Together with fellow stand-ups from Australia, and elsewhere, he’ll convince you on this ABC Radio Comedy podcast to burn your passport and stay the hell at home.
While Nazeem reluctantly resumes his travels, and you're looking for a new podcast, check out this new stand-up special from Alice Fraser.
Waleed Aly and Dane Baptiste from the UK help Naz bid farewell to season 3 with tales of being overseas.
Naz gets deep with Loyiso and Craig about the meaning of home when you travel around Australia and the world.
This week it's all about learning Mandarin, Japanese and Tamil. Because sign language and shouting can only get you so far.
What do you get when you cross gang warfare, dog boarding kennels and riding camels in Morocco? An episode all about danger abroad, that's what!
This episode is siiiiick, literally, we've got broken legs, plane seat seizures and emergency dental works. Three good reasons never to travel.
This episode is all about mental health, flying grief-inducing long distance, learning to live with your anxiety and joining the Illuminati.
Hard questions are asked like: How to get to sleep on planes, what really goes on in rock star tour buses and what to do if you're woken up by a sniffer dog.
Nothing says 'relax' more than being in a new, confined space in a foreign country with the people who love you no matter what. Right?!
A guide to travelling with young kids, the 'glamour' of being a sports blogger and how to deliver your own child.
We are back! For the third series! Matt Okine! The perils of Air BNB profiles! Ari Eldjarn! Working on a plane! Travel STILL sucks!
Last ep for now! Austrians called Adolph! Arguments in Polish campsites! By numbers one of the biggest comedians in the world!
Sipping garlic coke, starting fights in the UAE and leaving friends behind on European coach trips.
The 2017 winner of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Why business class sucks! One half of the Little Dum Dum Club! Thailand!
Why right wing shock jock Steve Price slept in a drug dealer’s bed and why Eurovision presenter Myf Warhurst is careful with booze on flights.
Joel Creasy recounts the time he was chased out a town and Rose Matafeo chats about the museum of death in Thailand.
The host of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and the presenter of The Comedians' Comedian podcast tell Naz their bad travel stories.
Childhood tellings-off by the Burmese junta, the road of Death in Bolivia, what wrestlers eat when they fly and Isaac Newton’s actual tree all feature in some way in this episode.
iTunes best podcast of 2016 is back with Canadian comedian DeAnne Smith and Collingwood AFL legend Dane Swan.
The anti-travel podcast with Nazeem Hussain returns soon with jungle buddies Dane Swan, Casey Donovan, Julia Morris and Steve Price as well as UK stand up legend Phill Jupitus and US science guy Bill Nye.
Brisbane music duo The Veronicas relive moonwalking into a bus toilet that locked behind them. US comedian Alex Edelman defends New York and romantic meals at McDonalds. Ivan Aristeguieta sticks the boot into his homeland of Venezuela and former leader Hugo Chavez.
Greg Fleet on the worst holiday ever and Irish legend Jason Byrne reveals the Scottish hotel no better than a prison cell.
Australian comedy legend Lehmo shares his terror of the second floor. Sara Pascoe on the weirdest parts of being a London tour guide.
Dodgy passports, haunted hotels, pushy hawkers and possibly the worst restaurant in the entire world.
Meeting white supremacists and why going on holiday to get crucified is not something you do twice.
Flatulent brothers, half-filled cocktails and the upside of dodging traffic jams in Egypt.
David O’Doherty from Ireland and Becky Lucas from Brisbane stick the boot into travel, Nazeem’s sense of direction and airport Wi-Fi systems.