Andolo Talks - It shall be discussed: Recent Episodes
Andolo Talks
Two friends from different cultures and backgrounds, but with a European spirit talk about their life, current events, politics, history, the past and the future and everything in between. A phone call between friends to eavesdrop.
Andolians. What fruit are you? I asked you a simple question. Coconut or peach? See, as confusing as this question is, so is life. It is depressing not knowing the answer since both can be right is the struggle we have to conquer every day. Sounds depressing? It is. What can help you conquer this depression? Correct, Andolo Talks. See, that is where the circle comes around again. No. We have to thank you. And what all this stuff has to do with an amusement park, New Zealand and defecation in a forest is discussed in this episode, since it is Andolo Talks - It shall be discussed and not Andolo Talks - It shall be agreed.
Andolians. After quite a break we are back. Obviously, we gonna discuss why we had a three weak break and what has changed. Furthermore, we analyse our audience and where they are come from. Talking about how Polona spends her future, how amazing Switzerland could be and how depressing and stressful Andy's life right is. And the never-ending story when we are getting chipped by Mr Gates or having a good time getting a hair transplant in Istanbul. Sounds weird and interesting at the same time? Welcome to Andolo talks. Tune in and enjoy.
Andolians. Let's talk about swiping. No, not the thing you are doing on a Sunday afternoon when you are bored in your apartment and have nothing better to do than cleaning your mess. Anyhow, a good occasion to listen to this podcast. But back to the topic my friend. We are talking about dating apps. How they work, what annoys us and which type of persons we do not like while using it. Also, we dig deeper and analyse why those apps are the truest form of FOMO we can ever experience and how it fucks up relationships in total. Sounds like every other podcast you say? Good for us, that we couldn't care less. But still, listen to it. It is hilarious af. Watch out for that different beginning! Tune in and enjoy.
Andolians. We are scared. More and more coyotes are wandering through the states. And how do we know this? We had secret access to the new social media app from no other than @therealdonaldtrump himself. We are chatting about what impact on the world and society such a platform has, how it will definitely going to influence the media scene and give deep insights into the mechanics of their algorithm, or don't we? Tune in to find out this stuff and to find out which colour is Andy's favourite? If this does not sound fun, then I don't know what brings you a smile on your face, boomer.
Andolians. It is time to roast the royal family. Think about a science fiction movie including Meghan and Prince Harry. Did it? Good. We too and it turned out hilarious. Other than that we speculate what our dear friends from overseas will do with Big Buck Biden's money and dig deeper into our friendship. Sounds amazing? Thought so. Sit back and enjoy.
Andolians. It is time to explore the country of bad kebab, beautiful politicians and lots of opportunities to expand this podcast into a foreign country. We are talking about beautiful Turkey. The place where broke-ass Germans go for holiday, Polo (maybe) for a wedding and ways to conquer the country with Andolo. Our dear friend Corona, or how we like to call him "Rona" is also a topic as well as hairstyles of German politicians. So tune in for another episode of Andolo Talks, sponsored by the German government and a German educational institute. For real.
Andolians. We are back from our little winter pause. Many things changed, Polo moved to another country, Andy gave up life for a 9 to 5 job in a bank and both of our protagonists think they are the great philosophers of our century. Getting a nice place in for our home office time as well as discussing the deepest and most meaningful questions the human mind can think of. From a youtube documentary to a gaze into the stars. Tune in for ultimate fun.
Andolians. Let your hair unwashed, you will not regret it! This time our two main protagonists are stressed and sleepy. The perfect combination for a sarcastic yet funny episode. Make sure to get a glimpse of this immature discussion to entertain you during your daily run to the refrigerator or from your couch to the bed during your lazy home office! Tune in!
Andolians! It is already the tenth episode! To celebrate this the United States finally gifted us a new president. This time more political, we make an outlook about Biden's presidency, why the f*ck Nawalny moved back to Russia and what will happen with Germany after Merkel. Those things and stuff like good old green tea, the possibility of Kamala Harris becoming president and dark humour combined, forming the newest episode. As usual. Listen and enjoy!
Andolians. Here it is. The first episode in 2021. Destroy it like the first ones. Talk about it. Celebrate it. Bath yourself in it like Polo baths in her depression. These short random stories and thoughts also continue in the new year. Listen about BBQing into the new year, lots of bollocks about our dear friends from foreign countries. Goals, efficiency and what we plan for these periods will also be touched upon as well as how Andy got fucked up in the amazing democratic country of China. Take a seat, turn off your political correctness and enjoy.
Just a small message from Andy and Polo to wish you a happy and wonderful new year our dear Andolians! Also, lots of thanks for the last 2 months to listen to our small project. We put a lot of energy and time in our little baby and are thankful for all your kind messages! Let's make 2021 even better!
Until then, enjoy this little piece for you.
Polo & Andy
Andolians!!! It is Christmas! You wanna know why Polo has a gravestone in her backyard? Who does like French Nails more, Andy or Polo? And how this is all connected with Andy's cousin who plays the flute? Then you are right, we dive deep in those personal questions here and talk about the current state of infrastructure in Polona's home village and if Andy is a sexual predator or not! Tune in for this lovely random talk about all the stuff mentioned above and more!
Merry Christmas from Polo and Andy to our Andolians.
Do they know it's Christmas time 'rou....yeah, now stfu. Christmas is around the corner and Polo and Andy give insights if they already have Christmas feelings, and how important vitamin D is for you and on your first date as well. Also, if Polo is disgusted by tea or not and why Andy is somehow a coffee addict is touched upon. Last but not least, if a cruise makes sense for all of us or if it is just a boomer thing to do. Tune in for another episode of random nonsense from the most special people you now.
Dear Andolians,
in this episode we would like to take over the world and form our new Andolian Federation. Be part of it and celebrate Christmas like Andy does getting drunk with his family or trying to get smuggled across borders like Polo. In our federation everybody will be vaccined and people who hurt animals are the worst. Sounds random and a bit crazy? Then definitely tune in for some fun!
Snow is something that only some of us experience in Winter, but other experience it also in the warm climate of Argentina. However, how this wonderful Argentinian wonder kid influenced our life and what impact he had on how we see and value relationships is something that will be discussed. Besides that, esoteric talks about travelling, superheroes and handicapped people as well as the question which one of us is a slut or not will also be answered. So tune in and find out!
Autumn means depression that can only be solved with Soups. Hot soups, cold soups, vegetable soups you name it. But Soups are only one part to overcome depression, laughing is also a major tool to do so. That's why we take a closer look at Britain and their situation to make up a good laugh. And how is this all connected with Nazis in Germany protesting against Corona? Tune in to find out!
A volatile week behind us including the US elections and a potential COVID-19 vaccine made us no chance to drown these events in alcohol. Also, the dreary November and the uselessness of times of our existence are touched upon. Enough heavy talk, join in for bad jokes and good vibes.
After a trippy start in episode one, these two individuals get together again. How depressing are job interviews in general? What is the situation with those two old men in the US? And why is Polona not allowed to leave her municipality, are only some of the questions this episode will answer. Again a conversation around the globe, Polona and Andy will give personal insights about their relationship to their parents and George Clooney's heritage will also play a vital role in it.
This is Andolo Talks - It Shall be discussed.
A podcast of two friends growing up in different parts of Europe with a different history and cultural background. After a tipsy weekend in Bergamo togehter, those two came to the idea to discuss a variety of topics, anectodes and situations from their distinctive point of view. In the first episode the friendship of Polona from Slovenia and Andy from Germany is discussed, how they got to know each other and their history they are sharing. Tune in for an interesting conversation between two friends.