Unsalted Randomness: Recent Episodes
Joanna Li
I post totally real podcasts with my partner in crime(my little sister)--who acts as different people every episode. I do exotic storytelling ranging from lima beans-to dragon babies.
Happy Lunars New Years?
the podcast will be posted 1 minute late, meaning by the time you see this, it is Saturday =)
Parody on a Podcast(remix? No, I just can't line the audio up correctly lol)by Joanna and Jocelyn. ( Hear at the risk of your ears.)
It's hard to sing about a trashy year and making it sound amazing you know.
Lyrics-
I'm glad for 2020
That year was lovely.
And we got to spend it all inside =D
But now it's sadly done with
I nearly got rich?
Like a 1000 podcasts full of lieeeess
So call me an ugly itch
Yes, I believe in it
And everyone was glad for TV
We loss billy =C
It´s was funny
Thank you, Luni
You're a god to me
We got fires
Malak got fired
What the hell have I been-- hecking --doing?
2020 rocked
2020 rocked
What the hell have I been even doing?
2020 rock
2020 rock
There were some random lampoons
Once upon a blue moon
Like when Joanna ruined balloons?
We're attempting to do
Stuff that rhymes with oon but
Guess we really, shouldn't use baboon(YET WE DID!)
Ate all the cake's frosting
Got stress over nothing
Oh god, why don't you give me Keqing?
Got endless ideas
Wait no, they're limited
Just like my brain cells
I think I'm sick of this
Caught the stomach flu
Eating snowmen too
Why the hell is 2020 over?
2020 rocked
2020 rocked!
Why the hell is 2020 over?
2020 rocked
2020 rocked
Why the hell is 2020 over?
2020 rocked
2020 rocked!
I'm glad for 2020
That year was pretty
Please stay 50 feet far from me
What happens when Jocelyn, my very irresponsible little sister, governs the world? She soon realizes how lazy she, herself is--err I mean how hard it is to govern the world haha.
We really need to fire the whole crew. Bad music timing, cameraman--for no reason...
It didn't take that long to write the script tbh, to wasted bout' 20 seconds of my life---wait.. DID I JUST EXPOSE MYSELF?
What happens when a school psycho, B-Llama, eats a lima bean? Well, this should teach you a lesson NOT to trust school lunches. From zombie-ants to arses, what could be a better combo? Find out more by listening to this podcast!