We know what you're thinking: "Another podcast where two best friend talk about their lives for an hour and a half. Ugh. Gross. What else is on Itunes?" Well, you're mean and condescending, but you're absolutely right. Benel Germosen and Max Corbel are best friends and comedians who live on opposite sides of the world. Once a week, they get together to discuss video games, sex, their lives, sex, violence, sex, racism, sex, Role Play Games, sex, Pokimon sex, sex, tiny hats, sex, and most importantly [Hacky Joke Redacted]. It's that time again, sweetlings, to learn What the Matter Is...?
Oh boy.... This week we cover all the bases. We talk 80's and 90's films. Take a good hard look at Benel's T.I.T.S. And Max is appalled at how few pages it takes to get to the Jews in The Paul McCartney is dead conspiracy. Its back. Its weekly. Its What The Matter Is and we are sorry.
Masked Crusaders, Working Overtime,
Fighting Crime, Fighting Crime!
Secret Raiders Who Will Neutralize,
As Soon As They Arrive, At The Site
Trakker's Gonna Lead The Mission,
And Spectrum's Got Such Super Vision!
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.!!
Is The Mighty Power That Can Save The Day!
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.!!
No One Knows What Lies Behind The Masquerades!
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.!!
Always Riding Hot On V.E.N.O.M.'s Trail!
Come See The Laser Rays!
Fire Away!
..... I'm so sorry This one is a little late.
Show notes
Centurions!
Black Roosters
Black Roosters 2
Bone Vulture
Bone Vulture 2
Nazi Punch Remix
THIS WEEK!!!. The boys get erotic with creepy pasta, The rake wares a cock sock, and Benel gets his T.I.T.S out!
WE ARE SO SORRY!!!!
Ok... So its been 2 weeks. The boys did record an episode for you people but it's so full of threats and violent ravings from Benel that we decided to skip it.
This episode answers one of life's big questions, "what the anus is?". Also Max sends Benel a threatening shirtless pic, there is discussion of psychopaths, and also there is singing!!!!
.... We are so... so sorry
Terribly sorry this one is late. Must have been all that racism afoot this past week. The boys are back, speaking of racism, and they have opinions on that thing. Also we fined out what Max will do for a laugh and Benel defends New York from accusations that the city has become a shadow of its former self.... Oh yeah. and Steve Bannon drowns... LISTEN TO FIND OUT HOW :D
This week our lovely boys have their work cut out for them. Benel discusses how hard it is being a black woman. Max deals with being racially marginalised by a video game. and there is much talk of reptilians, Jimmy Savile, paedophiles (same thing really), and how much fun slavery was for white people. Resist.... Peace.
The boys discuss Benel's fiery poops, Dingo racism (that is racism directed at Australia's only native K9 not an actual racist yellow dog), and Benel's cats poop everywhere much to Lulu's chagrin.
This week... well I'm not going to lie to you. Our lovely boys went off the rails a little. Apparently Patrick Stewart is a racist, the Jews did 9/11, and Benel has been locked in a room because he cant eat dairy...
The Boys talk Pokemon sex toys, Steve Bannon, Benel is the rats in the walls and Max is exhausted. ENJOY!!!
The two lovely boys introduce themselves and tackle a racist truck and its alternative facts... Also Max talks about CULT ISLAND AND ALSO WEEN!!!!