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Graphic: The OnionLeslie Price returns from a months-long investigation to serve as host of America’s only daily news podcast one last time.
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Graphic: The OnionHear why PETA is coming to the defense of these over-bread monstrosities that exist for the sole purpose of having fresh tomato paste extracted from their many teat-like protuberances.
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Photo: The Onion (Getty Images)It looks dirty, and it’s doing a weird thing with its wings. Hear why it would be best if you just didn’t go near it.
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Graphic: The OnionHear why these arborists believe that if the fruit’s on the ground, it’s ready to pound.
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Photo: The Onion (Getty Images)Plus, from royalty to recluse, we’ll sit down with a former prom king who now lives anonymously among the commoners.
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Graphic: The OnionIt’s an awe-inspiring scientific advancement, but is it ethical? Hear why critics say these geneticists shouldn’t be playing God on God by making God.
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Photo: The Onion (Getty Images)Hear why, when they snap their fingers, you will make the sound a donkey makes.
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Photo: The Onion (Getty Images)Hear why authorities now believe the suspect stalked the 4-year-old buck for several hours before shooting him in the chest.
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Graphic: The OnionHear why scrambling DHS officials are calling the missing folder “no big deal,” but they would really like to find it.
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Graphic: The OnionAnd they weren’t even playing with it right. Hear why these dead children apparently thought it would be a good idea to ruin the fun for everyone else.
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Graphic: The OnionHear why Congress is still looking for answers as to why this crucial defense system wasn’t used to melt rioters’ eyeballs right out of their skulls and incinerate their bodies instantly.
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Graphic: The OnionWe have everything you need to know ahead of this weekend’s big legal battle.
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Graphic: The OnionHear why authorities are now questioning how this 10 to 15 mph gust was able to get so close to the 78-year-old president in the first place.
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Graphic: The OnionFor the first time since 2016, the U.S. will join over 188 other nations in celebrating the career of the esteemed businesswoman-slash-model-slash-singer-slash-actress.
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Graphic: The OnionIt’s called Inuus, and it promises to keep your partner sexually satisfied by sending a discreet, medically certified sex god straight to your home.
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Photo: The Onion (Getty Images)Hear why millions of Americans remain concerned that taking the vaccine could shrink them down to a size so small they would need to fight off mice with a toothpick.
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Photo: The Onion (Getty Images)Hear why consumer advocates are warning that falling for this blatant con job could end up costing you hundreds in food and toys, as well as hours of your valuable free time.
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Photo: The Onion (Getty Images)Hear why detectives believe it could be the work of a serial killer.
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Photo: The Onion (Getty Images)Hear why 9 out of every 10 children go missing as soon as a mother or father chooses to focus on something that isn’t about their kids, like eating or showering or briefly sitting in a chair for the first time all day.
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Photo: The Onion (Getty Images)Nearly 2.3 million Americans die each year from wandering into the ethereal black pine forest. Hear how you can heed the warnings of grizzled woodsmen and lonely widowers to keep from succumbing to alluring calls from beyond the trees.
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Photo: The Onion (Getty Images)Hear why lobbyists across many industries are growing concerned with just how easy it’s becoming to undermine the American public.
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Photo: The Onion (Getty Images)Hear how public demonstration and counter-demonstrations have been sparked by renewed vows from pro-something leaders to get the thing they want, which is the complete opposite thing that anti-something leaders want.
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Graphic: The OnionHear why health officials are recommending that anyone who works with food take a good 30 to 45 minutes to soak their body in a warm and fragrant bath anytime they use the restroom.
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Photo: The Onion (Getty Images)Hear the unbelievable story of a couple who thought they were leaving the hospital with their newborn baby, only to find out years later that they had actually been sent home with a 63-year-old man named Jeff.
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Graphic: The OnionHear why police believe this psychopath may be trying a little too hard to claim the moniker.
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