Monster Hunter: An Audio Guide For Local Authority Personnel: Recent Episodes
Smyth Adams
Meet Erskine Melville, Senior Monster Hunter for Leek Valley Borough Council. He's responsible for all monster related activity across the Three Gorge region.
A sixth generation Hunter, and the son of the revered Reservoir Melville, Erskine is probably the foremost authority on the subject in the British Isles.
Written and produced by Erskine Melville with assistance from Rob Smyth, Peter Richard Adams and Rosie Green.
Art by Andy Dickinson at The Quill Design.
Why is the festive season one of good will to all hunters? Well, pour yourself an egg nog, settle into that armchair and prepare to learn the true meaning of Christmas…
And we don’t mean the magic baby fella born in a shed.
We’ve all had that feeling before an interview... You’re nervous, your palms are sweaty, and you’ve done enough drugs to fire up a hippo. But when it comes to joining "The Profession", the process is even more intense.
In the last scheduled episode of the series, Erskine talks us through what it takes to join the endless fight against the darkness.
In this episode Erskine will be discussing Hallowe'en – a time of year those in ‘The Profession’ dread.
It’s just a stupid, pointless day that’s become wildly over commercialised.
What a sack of crap.
In this episode Erskine will not be discussing the domesticated types… those long-standing monstrous communities that play such an important role in the diverse cultural make up of the Three Gorges Region.
Instead he gives a top three countdown on where the real b*stards live…
You probably think that workplace legislation has no place in the Monster Hunting world but in this episode, Erskine talks about health & safety.
Because running with scissors is for chumps.
In ‘The Profession’, your tools are everything. They are the rock upon which you build your hunt.
In this episode Erskine guides us through everything necessary to carry out an effective modern hunt and the best ways to cast these into the nether beasts you encounter.
Lock and load people. Lock and load.
In this episode Erskine gives a brief history of the Monster Hunter role, how it’s evolved and the guiding principles that shape the way he works.
He does not discuss play equipment maintenance.
The second trailer for Monster Hunter: An Audio Guide for Local Authority Personnel.
Episode One: Friday 29 July.
A trailer for Monster Hunter: An Audio Guide For Local Authority Personnel.
Coming soon...