DesertRatz: Recent Episodes
Zach Perkins & Grant Becker
DesertRatz is a podcast hosted by Zach Perkins and Grant Becker. Together they discuss a wide variety of topics in a humorous self deprecating manner in an attempt to make the 7 viewers that listen to them chuckle. Listen along as they try to do the same thing that hundreds of other white people have already done.
Dive back into another solo episode with Grant! Find out about how the insane 10 day 3000 mile road trip went on and learn more about this supposed break that is occurring. Enjoy Ratz!!!
Is Black going out of style with the new orange iphone? Is Waluigi actually the creepiest character in Mario? What's it like camping in Monument Valley in March? Grant tackles all of these and more in his first solo episode of the Desert Ratz podcast.
Margot Robbie's feet have nothing on Zach's girlfriends (he says under duress) anyway enjoy that and more space facts. ENJOY RATZ!!
Angel is back and the pod is more scuffed than ever. Would you believe we had a guest without having a proper damn microphone well you should cause we did. Thank you to Angel for being a good sport and letting accuse him of tons of awful crimes. Sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!
Ratz you know what's up its the episode where we read other peoples content and we turn it into our own content the internet circle of life. Plus we compare women to cars and men to tampons so what's not to love. So sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!
Finally a call in thank Aaron we are saved. Get ready for that and us making good news shitty so sit back and enjoy RATZ!!
TIN SKIN, WIRE BACK, CLANKER.... Have you or a loved one expirenced white repressed racism in the form of anti robot hate, do yo fear what humans will do when they actually have a new thing to be racist towards, are you a roomba and do you like lizards. WELL SIT BACK AND ENJOY RATZ YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT PLACE!!
RATZ we know what you're here for, we love you, happy anniversary, thank you, enjoy the new forever ai free logo and pod and SIT BACK AND ENJOY RATZ!!
We are just a week away from every RATZ favorite holiday The ANIVERSARY IF THIS PODCAST WOOOOHOOOO!!! So enjoy this little bit of off topic brain rot to smooth out those wrinkles before another year of useless info to fill it back up with. ENJOY RATZ!!
Of all the episodes to listen to this is THE ONE. We get into the deep cuts, the unknown and the stupid as hell. But more importantly its not the goofy ass stories we tell but the weird friends we made along the way but a few laughs and fame aren't bad either. ENJOY RATZ!!
Laredo that is. That's right Stunt performer, Voice Actor, SAG (certified) ACTOooRRRRR extraordinaire and future Red Ranger we have Branden Laredo @brandenlaredo . He has graced us Ratz with his Zen ass kicking presence and more than 1 kind of sexy voice. Talk about a triple threat and we got him to make silly voices. So sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!
NOT ONE PEEP!! We warned you about spoilers and you're laughing. Play the send off music ratz cause we go deep on the last season of Squid Games so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!
Occasionally its not just about the cheese, the money, and the dick jokes. Sometimes we get DEEP and boy did we. The concept of consciousness, 4th dimensional beings, the who wants to be a millionaire soundtrack, the fall of American democracy during the 4th of July and dick jokes. SO ENJOY RATZ!!
Its the episode of plotting, planning and rehearsing exactly how we are gonna pull the greatest prank phone call the world and 12 year old boys have ever seen. Also Zach shares his first official Uber Driver story so the pod is basically big time now so ENJOY RATZ!!
THE episode you don't want to miss. The wild stories, expert insights, Zach convinces Grant to watch Brokeback Mountain, while Grant pitches the all girls version and Zach finds the soundtrack AND THATS ONLY THE BEGINNING SO ENJOY RATZ!!
Youve heard all about the soap now get ready to hear two guys save their relationship by shit talking it, thats right Sydney Sweenie the Ratz are coming for you, metaphorically. Don't worry we don't just talk about soap but you'll have to check it yourself and ENJOY RATZ!!
Rippin ass and watching Eagles fly on a 4k live stream name me something more American other than the inventor of cheese fuel being murdered by the CIA. Not spicy enough well just wait for the part where Grant betrays the trust of his 9 year old past self and reads his old "journal". Oh you want more well Zach shit himself just for you this episode so tune in, listen and ENJOY RATZ!!
If America makes gas stations on the moon you better believe there's still gonna be a homeless dude asking for space dollars. Hear Grant breakdown why China needs to rule us, his theory on how they will leave Earth, Zach's racist joke and a whole slew of other fun bits and tales of sex toys, food reviews and the rare song review. ALL THIS AND MORE SO ENJOY RATZ!!
Just a chill episode with Grant and Zach getting all those darn wrinkles out of their brains. Why not join in and be a lil more smooth. ENJOY RATZ!!
We get philosophical and unravel the hidden nature of why being sperm makes us hate our fathers also something something GTA Six, ENJOY RATZ!!
Zach conned Grant into Doi g his college homework and as a price Zach conned himself into being emotional and genuine. Also the Ratz debate if 100 men would beat a gorilla so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!
The way its always out of food, WHACK, but the Desert Ratz we tight as F###! We bring you another classic debate about the real issues for you to sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!
Basically just a review of the A Minecraft Movie and two adults with zero tourettes diagnosis between them vocal stim for almost 2 hours. ENJOY RATZ!!
Its time for another Zach solo episode so take your schizo meds and double layer your tin foil hats and you might as well grab the popcorn and ENJOY RATZ!!
Not boring enough to like cheese pizza and get millions of likes and not crazy enough to get sent to prison in Japan so I guess that means we are always gonna be here for you RATZ!! Through thick and thin no matter what happens now or 100 years from now when you walk in on your son blowing out the roombas back or worse podcasting we will be here for free therapy. so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!
We provide a commentary track for The Iron Giant for completely free so long as you already own the film or know where to stream it. Grab some pop corn sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!
Yes even the British commit crimes when they can fit it in between tea and not going to the dentist. This crime just happens to be the biggest guest in UK history so cheerio or some crap like that. We got that, a new Grant discovery and everything in between. ENJOY RATZ!!
Its some how the episode we stay most on topic, we teased it last week and unlike Mcky D'eez nuts... we deliver. The origins, secrets and scandals of the kings and queen of fast food spots. Sit back, get some cancer causing food and ENJOY RATZ!1
What a tale we weave jumping from Grants sleep deprivation torture at the hands of a tit mouse, alien abductions, tail pooping and the origin story of McDonalds. We literally have it all this episode so sit back, relax and bah di bah bah bah ENJOY RATZ!!
Making fun of these loser turd Reich Austrian painter wannabes is not only our new favorite past time but its the easiest way to defeat these worms. So let's laugh at their demise and some other funny stories while the world burns so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!
Grant is officially back and moved in and boy does he already have tales to tell, most importantly his new couch built by guess. Zach and Grant also discuss how to defeat racism, Grant gets a scam compliment sandwich and the Ratz play a little game to end it. Sit back in your cloud couch dupe and ENJOY RATZ!!
Ratz its been too long since we've had a new Rat on the show, luckily Camren Frisk is back and he got local legend Dillon Harmon to join. Childhood pets, video games, life lessons and homeless people not car jacking someone and more!! Sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!
Ratz the day has FINALLY arrived, Grant is back and IN PERSON!!! You know he brought the ambassador via phone to celebrate and how did we celebrate well only by talking about Grant's harrowing Japan poops and Zach's journey to healing his inner child. You know the usual stuff so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!
RATZ!!! Now more than ever we need all 12 of you still here to please donate or at least share the GoFundMe for Jerry Butler, the OG, Zach's Scorsese, the teacher who started it all, Zach's high school film teacher and personal hero. You'll get to here the full origin story and more but please share this link first https://gofund.me/fdbdbb65AND ENJOY RATZ!!!
Discoveries have been made on this episode. Grant finally comes out and admits he's got no inner monologue!! Crazy right that he DOESNT have a voice in his head? Well luckily Zach has plenty and they are all fighting to give hot takes on Squid Games season 2 with Grant so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!!!
Our grandfathers fought and defeated the third reich and now all these years later we have to deal with the rise of the turd reich. Zach and Grant react to YET ANOTHER TIME SOMEONE IN TRUMPS CIRCLE HAS DONE SOME NAZI STUFF!!! They also have a grand old time discussing their newest brain rotting obsessions, Grants phone game and Zach's screaming Megatron video. Buckle up, grab some cheese, get ready to fight a fascist and ENJOY RATZ!!!!!
Who would've thought that the answer to all our problems, health care, wild fires, class disparity and racial issues would be to buy Canada and Greenland! According to ,two time God Emperor, Donald Trump its as easy as 1 trade deal..... Or else. Its not all doom and gloom Zach and Grant cover more fun parent stories and pointless what if scenarios. ENJOY RATZ!!!!
Pulling of toe nails, laying dawn the law of the sky or moving with broken bones our moms would devastate your moms in a battle. Don't believe us then I guess you'll have to hate listen along as we prove you wrong. Along the way you might get some giggles or learn a new conspiracy either way sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!
The first DesertRatz new years Grant became clairvoyant and predicated a meteorite down to its location, slightly. The next year Zach veeeeeeeery loosely ballparked that whole Luigi excitement, practically ESP. So for this years new years episode you might wanna tell your friends to tune in you never know maybe Zachs call about Jan 15 comes true, Lakers fans place your bets and ENJOY RATZ HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
Merry Christmas Ratz!!! Due to holiday plans the episode was recorded a week early so in case aliens start the invasion between now and then that's why we are so cavalier about it. Its time to celebrate capitalism while feigning charity, get cozy with loved ones and spend a day where the end of the world is put on pause. Lets unwind, de-escalate, laugh and ENJOY RATZ!!!
Grant has more tales to tell about his trip to Japan including his harrowing in hindsight escape from South Korea. We also have our report card to read and the results will probably confuse you too, apparently parents love us and we were huge in 4 mystery countries. Stick around for more crazy stories, stupid jokes and some early Christmas spirit. ENJOY RATZ!!!
Back from Japan just in time to have the perfect alibi Grant Becker is officially back!!! In case you missed it a nice Italian man named Luigi threw Grant an epic coming home party that we talk all about including an even deeper dive into Grants Japanese Journey and how he is 4 tattoos closer to joining the Yakuza. Bow Down and ENJOY RATZ!!!!
In the future your children will find "that one Halloween pic you posted on Instagram then immediately deleted" and bully you for it or at least thats what our guest and friend of the show Camren Frisk is worried about!! But have no fear Ratz because we don't just roast our dads we also talk about "those" Germans and Camren's rising comedy career in Austin so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!!!
Happy Thanksgiving to our American Rats the two hosts included and in the tradition of turkey miracles or at least seeing friends and family on Thanksgiving and forcing them to tell you EVERYTHING it brings this Rat and friend great pleasure to welcome back GRANT BECKER!!!! You know him and love him and he's here to tell you everything about his Japan trip!!! Sit back, grab your left overs and ENJOY RATZ!!!!
I hope none of you hated the last solo episode because its time for round two!!! Zach had some guest troubles but have no fear all of his personalities Italian or otherwise came out to play. Its another episode chock full of the life stories of an idiot, the ambassador calls in, zachs teacher might be his time travelling girlfriend and SO MUCH MORE!!!! ENJOY RATZ!!!Serious note for those that actually read these I promise the pod isn't losing steam don't let the solo episodes worry you or lack of guests literally nothing could stop this train. I'm getting a handle on school and managing my time better, trust me when I say there will be a day when you forget the Desert Ratz used to only be a podcast. Stick around you won't want to miss it.
Ratz its the day of praise for the for the people who swear they hate thank yous but keep writing tell all books about ''their service'' to get made into a blockbuster, its Veterans Day!!! Zach, much like the vast majority of Vets, is all alone this Veterans day. THE FIRST SOLO EPISODE!!! But fear not because either the schizophrenia finally took hold or Zach's Uncle John of the fabled Star Wars Room did actually call in to tell us all about it. I guess you'll just have to listen and ENJOY RATZ!!!
!!READ THE WARNING AT THE BOTTOM!!This election is all about one thing, more of the same so in celebration of that I present to you Ratz Zach's brother Andy Perkins!!!!! Just like his younger brother in every way except funnier and a "real vet." Join them as they debate the real issues in our country, Tom Clancy politics, Lord of The Rings black dwarves and one of the brothers shares real army stories. ENJOY RATZ!! First hand account descriptions of combat/war. Not sugar coated, not censored, its real. Fair warning now if you are not a person comfortable with subject matter based in reality and not Hollywood !!
ALL HALLOWS EVE WAS.... yesterday but we got show favorite and friend Cade McCoy back to celebrate a little to late and reminisce about past and future Halloweens. Lets rank ways to get diabetes, talk about what David Goggins house is like on nights like these and just general insane ramblings. Lets get spooooooooky and ENJOY RATZ!!!!Special thanks to my good friend Meagan Mooney for providing the amazing (vegan) vocals in the very special outro you should absolutely stick around for!!!!
We got Camren Frisk back on the pod and no Zach is not puppeting his body and pumping his lungs to make Camren look like he's talking, not that any of you would be able to tell. Enjoy Camren's deep dive into his tortured artist psyche, Zach walk a fine line at a skatepark and more tales of childhood trauma. ENJOY RATZ!!!
No he's not just some homeless guy who sleeps right outside my door its my brother from another Rat mother, please God, Billy Marlow!!! Normally id add his insta handle buuuuut he doesn't have one so instead ill add his twitch link twitch.tv/somerandoman . Thats right we got a streamer Ratz but were aren't here for those stories we are here for the stories that make the streamer and all the embarrassing shit Billy has on Zach. ENJOY RATZ!!!
And Ratz you're about hear all about it along with a returning friend of mine and the show's, Justin Kirshner!!!! Up top the discord audio got fucky so sometimes Justin sounds like Stephen Hawking but most of the time its that beautiful voice that only wandering a desert for 40 years can get you. Politics, the WaCkY history of slavery and some fun jokes along the way. ENJOY RATZ!!!
Clawing his way from the depths of Arizona and the internet everyone's favorite cult leader Cade McCoy @cade_mccoy_comedy RETURNS!!!! The only man to out crazy Zach and make him look like a normal conspiracy nut. Two idiots talk geo politics, check, two idiots have hot takes on Japanese kamikaze pilots, check, two idiots offend a demonic owl God, check and check. Ratz we also have a very special update from our brother in Japan GRANT @focuspushbutton!!! ENJOY RATZ!!!!
Ratz welcome back and give a warm cheese filled welcome once again to Camren Frisk @camren_frisk !!!! Its time to talk white trash antics, Michael Bay's "The Island" and has science gone to far by letting hot people be born in test tubez? Lets find out and ENJOY RATZ!!!!
It seems someone was sent here by Matthew McConaughey while he was yelling at his daughter in the 4th dimension. WELCOME BACK RATZ AND WELCOM NATE LORETT @officialnatertot to the podcast!!!!! Everyone loves non stop what ifs and who's gayer questions and this episode is full of them. From Michael Jackson as spider man to all the different ways Murph got fucked. ENJOY RATZ!!!
Ratz we got a great one today. Coming all the way from Arizona for a comedy tour and not this podcast its Rob Maebe (@rob.maebe)!!!! We talk abusive fathers, finishing off step siblings and other things that have inspired us to do comedy. Also Ratz thank we for calling in this week on this special ed-pisode made it even more reta-- fun. ENJOY RATZ!!!!
Ratz we have met the natives. Well not really a native of Austin or belonging to any tribe let's welcome fellow transplant and comic to the show Camren Frisk( @camren_frisk )!!! Nope don't check your eyes his name really is spelt like that and you can hear all about why his parents did him like that as well as many tales ranging from our first month in Austin and uncovering some hidden family traditions. ENJOY RATZ!!!
The day has arrived Ratz. Grant's 3 month journey to Japan is here so it time to say goodbye BUT see you soon. So let's have one last brain rot sesh and talk about the good times before we gotta say "see you in 3 months" to one of our Rat Dadz. Enjoy Ratz!!
Right off the bat here is the discord invite link https://discord.gg/6vsN9qmbThe server name is TheDesertRatzPodcast, i expect to see you ALL there yes even YOU.... any way get ready for a new type of cuisine discovered by Grant and listen to Zach talk about the start of yet another personal war he needs to wage. ENJOY RATZ!!!!
And so begins the Discord episodes Ratz!! Now that Zach has moved to the great pride flag in Texas; Austin that is and Grant is gearing up for Japan the pod is gonna be recorded through Discord for the next few episodes. Still the same great brainrot just with questionable audio quality. But that means WE HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!!!! Add us on discord DesertRatzPodcast and feel free to send us anything you want us to talk about. Its better, easier and faster than a phone call and email plus in the future if you see us recording just hop into the call and have a grand old time. ENJOY RATZ!!!
Yupp thats right TWO YEARS DOWN!!!! Its already been 2 years of the insane ramblings of your favorite crazy people. We are so glad we could make you all laugh,cry and bust to this cheesey stuff. In all seriousness we deeply appreciate that you all have given us 2 years of your lives and have tuned in to this show every Friday. We love you all and ENJOY RATZ!!!
Still recovering from the almost JFK sequel, Zach, Grant and returning fan favorite guest Cade McCoy talk crazy coping conspiracies, embarrassing childhood memories and why the hell Grant knows so much about Chinese A.I. Dogs. Get ready for the mind melt and ENJOY RATZ!!!!
The wheels on the bus may go round and round but whose driving them? One wrong turn and your kids bus driver might take them to listen to theDeserRatz podcast, or maybe take them to a neighbors house just to have "company" over like its 2005. At least they didn't get their brain melted by a wizard like Grant did recently. Either way sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!!
The 2024 history text book is gonna be worth the read and its only July. There's not much I can say other than of course we covered Trump dodging his most literal bullet. Sit back and get ready to heal through laughter ENJOY RATZ!!!
ONE HUNDRED EPISODES!!!!! We actually made it all of us, just in time to see it crumble down. That's right it had to happen eventually, Cancelled!! Or at least that's what a couple of robots think. Thank you for listening for this long, here's to one hundred more so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!!
Grant is enjoying a 4th of July vacation so we got Cade McCoy back in the building so you know its time for really tight rope walking the line, combing starwars with real world issues and shitting on the government. Pretty rock and roll episode so strap in and ENJOY RATZ!!!
Get ready for an all new twist on a classic snack, intro-deucing the all new Pringles flavor "Poopy as Charged" brought to you by our good friends called "lawyers." Later on check out Grants out of nowhere perfect Steve O impression, Zach honest to Rat Jesus got a contact whippets high its so spot on. ENJOY RATZ!!!
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you let two overly talkative children have a conversation with zero adult supervision, you get this episode. Minecraft, a fan favorite favorite fan becomes the ambassador of ghosts, and a lot of sentences that should have never been formed are spoken out loud. ENJOY RATZ!!!!!!
More than likely we are all cannibals according to the FDA, but we never listen to the government and neither does Adobe. Thats right we blow the case wide open on how Adobe plans to steal artwork from people who can't even beg their moms to buy it. Find out the truth, a quick review of Furiosa and Gordon Ramsey's calf recipe. ENJOY RATZ!!!
ITS FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GET RRRRRRRRRREADY FOR AN EXPERIENCE UNLIKE ANY IN THE UNIVERSE!!! WE'VE GOT EVEL KNIEVEL HITTING HIS BALLS, ANESTESIA NIGHTMARES, PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST BETTER THAN YOU, AAAAAAND ZACH PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO SAY THE WORD ANESTEESIA!!!!!! ENJOY RATZ!!!!
The Becker family business grows and the invasive rats from Norway dwindle but not all is well within the family. Brother versus brother, rat versus shovel, will the September 11th terrorist attacks be a level in an up coming world famous FPS franchise....... Tune in and find out and enjoy RATZ!!!
Different strokes for different Ratz. Ropes slapping your nuts, screaming at hikers to clear your head or even thinking of ways you'd cause then survive a plane crash, whatever you're into this episode has it. So grab the lotion or go in dry and enjoy RATZ!!
Bring out your best pomp and cirCUMstance because folks its TIME!!!! Welcome to the show the newly graduated GRANT BECKER!!!!! That’s right the wait is over he is finally done with college and kicked its damn ass in the process. Get ready to hear the whole tale and some extra side stories along the way. So sit back, ready those celebratory artillery cannons and enjoy RATZ!!!!
Ratz this week as you all know Grant is graduating from college so clap those dirty little paws together for our boy!!!! So while he's out I grabbed a great friend of mine since childhood Josh Reidhead but that’s Mr. Reidhead to all of you. That’s right, welcome to class Ratz I hope you did your homework because the teacher is in. If you didn’t study your STAR WARS , Zach’s childhood trivia or Samurai well you better buckle up because its test time ENJOY RATZ!!!!
ALLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOARD!!!!! Its a one way way ticket to Grants final college neon show and its packed with coke, turtles on their hind legs, the boot of the state on the neck of a train conductor and Zach doing an impression he probably isn't allowed to, probably. Enjoy Ratz!!!!
College finals strike again as Grant is taken away by adult obligations to not fail and shit. So in his place returning to grace us with his glowing comedic presence its Justin Kirshner. Of course we talk star wars, career ending impressions, Greys anatomy, and our hot takes about global politics. Strap in and enjoy RATZ!!!
Ratz there are certain truths in the universe. Like the truth of "something has to be the biggest one" and I know what you're thinking and yes the next hour and a half is exactly that. The biggest dicks on the biggest animals. Its a whale of a time. ENJOY RATZ!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANT!!!! Or at least it should've been if it hadn't been for that price of shit asshole who defiled the ratmobile. Whose excited to hear all about the eclipse Zach saw!? Well tough nipples because God hates Zach and he stole the eclipse from him. Its not all gloom, Zach and Grant learn how to cope with trauma by reminiscing about the good ol boy scout days and if its really possible to tip a cow. ENJOY RATZ!!!!
Its time to talk pranks, Zach getting hit by a car, Grant drawing naked people and most importantly learn all we can about this weeks guest Logan O'Niell. A modern day renaissance man, a photographer, D&D dungeon master, college student and he hosts his own show at blazeradioonline.com called "In This Movie" every Wednesday at 8 am MST. Sit back relax and enjoy RATZ!!
Grant has returned!!! Back from conquering mid terms, multiple art exhibits, the entire city of Austin and acquiring a new rat mobile. Grant is here to regail us with his incredible journey full of wonder, homeless people and a car that has it all. Enjoy Ratz!!!
Ratz welcome back!! Grant has been showing off his amazing art exhibition, you'll hear about that from the mullets mouth soon, so while he's out Allie Tippets ( @tippetstattoos) tattoo artist extraordinaire returns to tell us all about how she is the chosen one of the tattoo world. You can catch Allie at the Grand Canyon State Tattoo Convention May 3,4,5 at the Phoenix Shrine Auditorium. Enjoy Ratz!!
RATZ!!! Grant is still finishing up finals for his last college year and I/we miss him but he will return soon but its so good to see you and its even better for you to hear me and returning guest Cody Reed. He still has his band Negative 32 but now he has a podcast himself. Visceral Musings is Cody's podcast but before you rush to listen stay for the backstory, more insights on his band, a call from a friend who might be leaking insider information about a landmark case in the United states and finally good ol fashion being goofy and talking conspiracy theories about who Boeing killed recently. Sit back and enjoy RATZ!!!
Thats right Cate Perkins, the sibling you wish Co hosted, is back to "celebrate" my birthday. By celebrate I mean non stop roast every detail of my life, but she laughs at my impressions so I guess its cool. Ratz enjoy celebrating my birthday with me and enjoy your favorite yoga instructor/ guest.IG HANDLE: @yogaonaroll
Its a chill episode this week Ratz. Just shooting the breeze about that "popcorn bucket" from Dune 2 and Aarons new dog tricks. Sit back and grab that brand new popcorn seasoning so you can enjoy Ratz!
Yea we are pretty humble here at the DeserRatz Podcast. So humble in fact that we like to take time every now and then to celebrate the people that truly matter, the fans that actually listen to each episode and call in and email us. Lets all welcome long time Rat and the security guard sworn to protect Grant its Angel Martinez, @am4017,. He is here to tell us how much he loves us and how he protected grant in a harrowing car accident. Sit back, relax and enjoy RATZ!!!!
Another classic episode that's perfect for long drives or drowning out that couple downstairs who should stop arguing and just get a divorce already. We bounced between so many subjects its hard to remember what to tell you about, all you need to know is that doctors are bullshit, shrinkage is lame and if you ever get the feeling to write a book of 200 questions and answers just start a podcast instead way less work. ENJOY RATZ!!
Cody Reed joins us to talk about his band Negative Thirty -Two. He is the vocalist and bass player for the band and get this one if its founding members. Aside from rockstaring people on a daily basis he also makes them laugh as he begins his journey in stand up. I guess getting booed by music fans wasn't enough. Joins us as we hear all about this amazing local band, comedian and employee for a coffee company. ENJOY RATZ!!
Ratz holy hell you showed up for this episode, Thank you!!! Four callers and all back to back, most of this episode is you all. Keep it up Ratz, this shit is way more fun when everyone joins in. Speaking of joining in let's welcome back Cade (richards) McCoy, the man with the ever evolving name and hey who knows maybe next time he's back it'll evolve into something cooler. Get ready to never unhear some facts about kangaroos Enjoy Ratz!!!
Yupp thats right another episode about shit..... again...... Yay!!?! Most people would say that one episode was already too much but two back to back episodes thats a sure fire way to get zero people to ever listen to your podcast. To that I say.... Yes. ENJOY RATZ
Grant is dead fucking serious he will eat shit or die..... Trying. In between wild promises and hot takes on Jewish tunnels we also give an in depth review on the movie "Poor Things" so a little something for every rat. So tell your friends, family, ex, long lost father, God, Satan and the aliens to tune in so we can get that $500,000 to watch Grant eat shit. ENJOY RATZ!!!
An episode that can only be described as two kids that were allowed to have too much sugar with zero adults watching them. Grant has a list of future baby names and I brought a list of names that were accused of something else to do with babies. Later on we learn about the real hero of world war 2, a fucking bear. Enjoy RATZ!!
We haven't seen you since last year Ratz! Lets talk about the new year, new you and same old Ratz. Get your predictions ready and prepare yourself for whatever crazy apocryphal predictions Grant makes this time, Enjoy Ratz!!
Welcome back from Christmas and welcome back local Arizona comedian Justin Kirshner as todays guest. Grant is still on his vacation so Justin filled in as the uncle you refused to talk to at the Christmas dinner table. So sit back and enjoy all the topics you managed to avoid during the holidays and enjoy RATZ!!
Its Christmas time in the desert and your Ratz are here to roast it and toast it. Join us as we open gifts, talk shit on Ol' Saint Nick and compare Grants hallmark movie Christmas's with Zach's Tim Burton directed Nightmares. Its the season of giving Ratz so why don't you give us your ears and we will give you a good ass time. ENJOY RATZ AND MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CELEBRATE!!
Four Hundred Fifty Six people entered the gauntlet of Squid and now two remain. The finale for Squid Game: The Challenge Reality Game Show is here and we couldn't be more...... FUCKING BUMMED!? In this extra special episode Zach, Grant and special guest Cade Richards have all joined forces to give you the most detailed and deconstructed review of the Finale and entire show. So join us as we send off Squid Game the only way we know how by roasting the shit out of it. ENJOY RATZ!!!
Grant has returned from the hardships of higher education just in time to also lose his mind over Squid Game The Challenge. Now that we are both completely obsessed with the show and now members of the Gganbu Gang its time to take the deepest of dives into what some are calling "a show that like literally tortures people." Sit back, relax, get ready to betray your mom, and never forget what happened on the glass bridge!!! ENJOY RATZ!!
RATZ!!! Grant is still out so he can not fail college, so friend of the show and now with a last name Cade Richards joins the pod to talk shit with me about the show nobody is watching, "Squid Game: The Challenge, Reality Show.'' I swear to god that's the actual name. So if you loved the original show but hate that Netflix ripped off a guy who ripped them off first then listen to this and live vicariously through two guys who literally have nothing better to do. So grab your Dolgana and a good friend to fuck over as Cade and I rip apart the first 5 episodes of the best worst cash grab since the Iraq War. ENJOY RATZ!!!
Its that time of year again where Grant tests his knowledge and sees if all that money was used well at college. Thats right its finals which means no Grant for a few episodes. However, I have other ratz stopping by to fill in. The First Rat is my sister Catelyn Perkins!!! Aside from being the 2nd funniest person named Perkins she is also a yoga instructor. Her business Yoga On A Roll is for those who want to fit in a session into their busy schedules. Yoga hikes, Sip n Stretches and just relaxing in parks. Find out more on their Instagram @Yogaonaroll
An episode chockfull of good ass bits and gripping ass stories. Men get trapped in caves and Zach gets trapped in his house. Gran the popcorn and the spelunking ropes and enjoy RATZ!!!
Grant got in touch with his hairs heritage and photographed a Nascar race, a caller that welds in his off time and yells at women all the other times and finally formula one in the city of sin. All this and more on this episode enjoy Ratz!!
Its that time of year where all the women with daddy issues dress the part and all the men with mommy issues start a real life true crime documentary, HALLOWEEN BABY!!! Steal some candy from your least favorite child, turn up the volume and get cozy for this Halloween special full of jokes, parents trying to kill their kids, and how space wants to murder you. ENJOY RATZ!!
Ratz, we're back with a special guest, WILLS BRINTON. This is an epsiode you don't want to miss, this man is the lead guitarist of the band, Practically People. Listen to how Will and his band members worked their butts off to get to where they are now. Enjoy!!!
Now we enter the 60's as we continue the trip down the decades. Kennedy gets domed in more than one way and maybe a moon landing happened. So much to talk about on top of a great survival story of man VS ocean VS surfboard. Enjoy RATZ!
Ratz we've started a new journey of ripping apart each decade starting with the wife beating 50's. Get ready to be pissed off at boomers for destroying this country and pissed at Gen Z for making sure it stays destroyed. ENJOY RATZ!!!
The former honorable Judge Morgan Freeman took a demotion to become our lawyer while Grant talks about his run in with nudists. An episode full of dick, ass, bad impressions and fanny packs. Join us and enjoy RATZ!!
Sports are gay. Not that being gay is bad at all, its just gay to spend billions of dollars to watch full grown men play games meant for children and then beat your wife because your team of big strong men got pounded by another team of big strong men.... Ya know? Any way listen to two of the coolest nerds you know talk about why adult sports should be banned and all the ways we got rejected growing up. Its a painfully fun one this episode so enjoy it RATZ!
So many topics in so little time. We have been on a roll with super long episodes lately so here's a short but impressive episode that tackles everything from real life orphans to whacky drug trips at electronic concerts. Of course we still add in a healthy dose of conspiracy theories to clown on because this is the Desert Ratz after all. ENJOY RATZ !!!
In the spirit of never forgetting we bring you an episode full of laughter, shock, horror, acceptance and then more laughter much like a particular Tuesday morning 22 years ago. The best way to move on from pain is laughter and this episode will bring you pain from laughing to hard. Sit back, fasten your seat belts and do what the man with the box cutter tells you, ENJOY RATZ!!
RATZ! This episode we welcome back to the podcast Justin Kirshner. Justin is still a local AZ comic and giant fucking star wars nerd. He is also our first guest that got to take calls with us. So please sit back and enjoy more brain liquifying "art" and tell your "friends" about us.Justin's IG: @justin_kirshner
Just another classic episode of the Ratz saying the most stupid shit ever to be uddered by another human. So turn up the volume, turn off your brain and enjoy RATZ!
Ratz, since we first started accepting call ins you blew us away and some of you still continue to. We thank you for that, however, some of you have still required more convincing so Grant and I have had it. The phone works both ways we discovered and this episode we decided to do just that. A new age of the podcast has begun, the age of us calling you when you least want a phone call. So prepare for a new future, pick up the FUCKING phone when we call and most importantly ENJOY RATZ!!
A fresh start on a new years worth of episodes to come. Not much to say other than its classic Ratz and somehow even better. Sit back, relax (unless you're driving) drink some drugs and eat some cheese because its time for the podcast.
Rats, we did it we made it to a year. A years worth of dick jokes, drug stories, shit stories, wild tangents and some of the most brain dead ideas to ever be uttered out loud. We created and AI army that does our every dumbass bidding and you have been blowing up our email and phone with your equally terrible jokes, we love you for it. We grew a lot this year and progressed a lot, We are extremely happy even 1 of you stayed along for the ride so far. Enough sappy shit other than thank you so much, please keep listening and enjoy the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!!!!!
RATZ!!!! Its time to get a little educated, a little horrified at the terrors of mankind, a little to obsessed with a movie about dolls, and finally question our own mortality all while we laugh along the way. Its a double feature review of Oppenheimer and Barbie!! There's about 15 - 20 minutes of non spoiler time with a warning before we get into spoiler territory. Enjoy
The number is (737) 708-7289 call us either when we record on Mondays or whenever to leave a message for us to listen to on the pod. Reminder of the ONE year anniversary of this small cult of crazy people, who like to laugh about the dumbest shit, is coming in 2 weeks (AUG 11 2023) so send in emails and think of stupid stories to tell us or call us and tell us your own shit story. See you then but enjoy this now RATZ!!
*Warning: conversation about animals dying/death
Enjoy this different type of episode as we do a commentary track for Edgar Wright's film "Baby Driver." If you don't own the film you can stream it from youtube, Roku, Vudu, Redbox and Amazon Prime Video.
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Rats you've really been killing it. The emails, the phone calls and the fun you have with us is incredibly appreciated. We cannot wait to hear from you even more and as a token of our gratitude we cooked up a special episode. Get ready for Grant and Zach reading an email about a car for an hour and peppered throughout are some phone calls with fans that we try and rope into the email. Jokes aside its a blast so enjoy.
Let the voices of the fans be heard because we finally have a call in feature. That's right we have upgraded from turn of the century email technology back to late 1900's phone calls. So now more than ever call in and talk to us and have your voice heard for about 5 minutes. Call us at 737-708-7289 that's 737-708-RATZ also we talk about cowboys and the Pentagon in this one.
We have once again purchased more equipment for a podcast that makes no money.... AND WE WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY..... Except for the no money part. Continue to laugh with us as we clown on a sub that can't sink and children's books that will make your kids into murderers.
Ratz you are all very familiar with Cade the man with no name. We finally got him on for a three way and boy did we all bust each others guts wide open in this episode. Ladies, or the 2 of you that listen to this podcast, get ready to dish on your favorite serial killers and their last meals among other hot topics that will surely end some careers before they ever start. Make sure to follow Cade on twitter @cleatsonstage and now go play the fucking episode already
No more conspiracy theories, no more what ifs and maybes, we finally take everyone's favorite topic A I seriously. So seriously that we have on an expert. Roasted Origins, a new coffee company that's about to fill your veins with sweet bean juice, kindly lent us their head of marketing Evan Zavitz to come down and tell us all about it. It certainly has nothing to do with Grant and Evan being lifelong friends. Regardless, sit and sip a cup of inferior coffee while we discuss how AI coffee is going to rule the world and our mugs from here on out. ENJOY RATZ
You can follow Roasted Origins on Instagram @RoastedOrigins and you can find Evan on Instagram as @life.in.rapture
Welcome back once again to the Ratz nest. Grant and I take a plunge into history so deep it will make your mom re think her marriage. But thats not all, if you missed the shit stories well are you in for a very shitty treat because they are back in full asshole tearing force. Grab your anti depressants and cover your mom ears but most of all, ENJOY YOU RAT BASTARDZ!!
The one and only Grant Becker is back from his Panamanian vacatianian (vay-kay-she-a-knee-an) !!! Ratz we are whole once again and Grant is here to regail us with his tales of the people down so far south they are in the middle of the center right next to a gap and a canal. So get your recreational sedatives ready and enjoy Ratz
Fellow Ratz instead of a long description no one reads ill say this, I decided to hit the fast forward button on the progress of this podcast in terms of fame and guest caliber. If you enjoy getting to hear these very real and human guest that I was absolutely able to secure in a normal way then please seriously email us at TheDeserRatzPodcast@gmail.com because if you all like this then maybe I will then more amazing "guests" will be on this show. Anyway enjoy, laugh and get comfy for this new episode. Enjoy Ratz
My beloved Ratz, your co host Grant is on vacation getting his software updated for his Robot AI to be able to fuck. So you know what that means, ZACH GETS TO TALK ABOUT NERD SHIT FOR 3 FUCKING HOURS AGAIN!!! Justin Kirshner a local AZ comic, host of the Say When Open Mic and all around nerdy funny asshole makes him perfect to be a guest Rat for todays episode. So sit back, grab some snacks and lock your kids in the basement so they stop bugging you during your, "special alone time," because its time to listen to a couple of white comedians talk about robots, art and why star wars is so gay its cool. Enjoy Ratz
Well, the transition was a success. Here I am as GrantBot speaking to you listeners post op. It was a long and arduous process, I know, but I have finally returned. I am glad that the world did not fall apart on my hiatus nor did Zach unalive himself. Anyways, crack one open and sit down to enjoy this latest episode of DesertRatz. Prepare to get brain dead because that's what's coming. If you'd like to complain about the audio, description length, episode length or why you didn't get picked to be on the show then email us your complaints at DesertRatzPodcast@gmail.com.
Welcome back Ratz to another episode missing Grant. Have no fear he will be back very soon, his transition into being an AI is almost finished. Its a little terrifying how powerful he's become. Not to worry though because in his place we have an amazing artist and friend of mine and this podcasts FIRST FEMALE GUEST, Allie Tippets!!!! She can draw, design and create some of the wildest art you've ever seen and she can give you a tattoo of any deranged idea you have which makes her the perfect guest. So enjoy this episode that proves we here at the DesertRatz podcast are no longer sexist, so have some laughs, get a tattoo and enjoy fellow RatzThats strange I thought I heard a robot version grant while editing this episode
First off THE AUDIO IS FUCKED IN THE FIRST HOUR. Id explain why but that happens in the episode so listen to it. Now thats out of the way, we here at DesertRatz have officially made it. We climbed to the mountain top and have seen the view and boy does it look good staring down on all of you. YES THATS RIGHT!!! We have finally exploited a fan. Please welcome long time OG Rat not just from the audience but from my life, my actual childhood friend Dustin Swanty. While Grant is continuing his brave and metallic transition Dustin joins me to roast him further and talk about growing up and both making the dumbass choice to join the army. This EP is long so the description will be too. If you'd like to complain about the audio, description length, episode length or why you didn't get picked to be on the show then email us your complaints at DesertRatzPodcast@gmail.com. Enjoy Ratz
The Ratz are back, well sort of. Grant is gone on his journey of self discovery and transitioning into being a computer. So I called back honorary Rat and friend of the show Cade "the unnamed." Come along as we take a deep dive into the parts of our brains that should have been labotomized and before your brain gets erased email us at DESERTRATZPODCAST@gmail.com so we can answer all your brain dead questions. Enjoy fellow Ratz
Farts? These guys are still talking about farts? Yeah we are. Fart jokes have been around for centuries. In fact, they were the first joke. So how about that. We are just keeping with history. And you can too, by listening to DesertRatz. Soon, this podcast will be seen in history books. Would you like your name to be in a history book along side us? Email us now @ DESERTRATZPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Don't wait, email us today!
Happy Easter Ratz! Enjoy this episode where we talk about the emails we have received from our fans. Also prepare to listen as Grant exhibits sleep narcolepsy in the middle of an episode. Does he need to visit a professional. Is he okay? Find out, on this episode. Can you help him? Email us, DESERTRATZPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Don't hesitate, do it now.
Today's episode is truly a special one as it features some extremely popular celebrities including Dave Portnoy, Morgan Freeman, and many more. Hear how Dave spends his time when he's not reviewing just pizza. Not only that but we also speak on the dangers of an electric sander. This episode is crucial to listen to because it has been cleared by 9/11 doctors as being the sole cure to mental illness. If you would like to be "normal" again, listen to DesertRatz.
Why does everyone just accept the fact that the pyramids were just a simple landmark and nothing else? Ever wonder how in the world the 5 ton stones got from a quarry hundreds of miles away to the pyramids? They didn't even have wheels or robots back then. On this episode, listen in as two mentally ill white men try to discuss how these marvels came to be. Got a theory on them? Email us, DESERTRATZPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Don't hesitate, do it now.
Jesus Christ, another episode on AI? Yep, this shit is actually mind-blowing how powerful it is becoming and today we talk about real world uses and how scary its potential could become. Just wait til your entire house is AI, AI sinks, AI fridge, AI toilet? And it's all just down the road. Want to hear us talk more about AI? Want to hear us talk about something else? EMAIL US, SIMPLE, DESERTRATZPODCAST@GMAIL.COM really not too hard to fire off a single email. We read every one. So get on it. Let us know whatever is on your mind.
We made it to 30 episodes Ratz. Thanks for the support we couldn't have done it without yall. Today we talk a bit about the adventure we took down to San Diego for the weekend. Listen to find out what the rats do when they aren't too busy being podcasters. Relax and vibe out to this chill episode. Best enjoyed with snacks. Also, the amount of time it has been since someone has emailed us is quite ridiculous. If you sit here and read this description but never email us. You are a major hypocrite. Anyway, here's the email DESERTRATZPODCAST@GMAIL.COM DON'T BE AFRAID TO EMAIL US
Strap in and buckle your seatbelts because this podcast takes a wild ride from front to back. Be prepared for some very strong opinions because Zach and I sort of get into our first heated argument. Bears, Gorillas, Silverfish, Orgies, trust me, you don't want to miss this one. And we want to hear your takes on this. So. Email us. DESERTRATZPODCAST@GMAIL.COM it doesn't take more than a few minutes to write out your thoughts. And send it away. Literally anything on your mind. We'll read it. Send your grocery list for fucks sake!
Welcome back friends, family, creatures. It's good to be back providing the world with some great new ideas. How could they possibly be new ideas? See, together, the both of us actually create an IQ that is negative which leads to some of the most outlandish thoughts possible. If you have your doubts, listen on. Special shout-out to Kevin who has brought us some brilliant suggestions to make this episode sound unbelievably crisp. And if you're still reading this, and you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything.
Four Score and Seven Years ago, the world had not even been introduced to the DesertRatz yet. Now, they have grown quite a large following that listens to each and every episode. Tune in today to find out more about the latest weather balloon fiasco and how the government will solve it. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything.
Holy shit these guys still are making that podcast? I really thought they would have ran out of steam by now. Nope, 6 months in and full steam ahead. We aren't stopping for nothing, Ratz. So keep on listening. We got big things in store for this year. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything.
Sup Ratz! 25 episodes! Quite a landmark, if I do say so myself. This episode is quite a doozy so make sure you are equipped with some protection for your dome. We don't need any casualties. As per usual, make sure you're looking up and watching out for any potential meteors. Light up something nice and listen to why Zach and I are buying a bunker. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything.
Good morning Ratz. You're probably reading this thinking, what the fuck, it's not Friday. Wait it's not Wednesday. Seriously, it's Sunday. Yep, too bad, listen to some calm and soothing DesertRatz and enjoy yourself. We haven't sold out and left ya just yet. Looks like you're stuck with us. Also if you're still reading this, email us, yes right now, DESERTRATZPODCAST@GMAIL.COM GO NOW, EMAIL US. Seriously, send us a fuckin email, we will read it, stop being a ghost listener. What the fuck Billy. Where is your email motherfucker?!?
Welcome back Rizzers and Rizzas! DesertRatz podcast is heating up this January as we begin to discuss one of the most enveloping concepts of all time, "Rizz". Learn about the many uses for it and how it can be adapted. Oh, and if you have anything to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything.
On today's episode of DesertRatz, one of you fuckers finally emailed us. Yes, the email that we have been talking about the last 7 episodes. It took one of you 2 months to send us a shitpost. Hopefully now more of you decide to come out of hiding and tell us anything on your mind. Bring the hate, the excitement, the pogchamps, the violence, whatever your heart desires to us at desertratzpodcast@gmail.com | No more custom buttons will be made but still feel free to reach out because we will read it. If you'd like to remain anonymous, tell us otherwise we will read your name. and the email, incase you didn't see it, is DESERTRATZPODCAST@GMAIL.COM
Welcome to the first Desert Ratz pod of 2023. On this episode, Zach talks with guest Christopher Hashem-Williams, a popular stand-up comedian and gameshow host. This episode pairs best with a bedazzled butt plug tickling your prostate and a tall glass of Pino Grigio. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything. Seriously, the first person to send an email to us will get a custom made button shipped to you for free. FREE. DESERT. RATZ. EXCLUSIVE. and the email, incase you didn't see it, is DESERTRATZPODCAST@GMAIL.COM
Happy New Year rats! Thank you for choosing to start off 2023 with the two of us fuck-heads. We look forward to what the new year will bring the podcast. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything. Seriously, the first person to send an email to us will get a custom made button shipped to you for free. FREE. DESERT. RATZ. EXCLUSIVE. and the email, incase you didn't see it, is DESERTRATZPODCAST@GMAIL.COM
Ho Ho Ho Merrrrrrry Christmas. Zip back up your pants fellas, I know the two of us are quite attractive and this might be your first time seeing us. In fact, following this photo, Grant took Mrs. Claus back to the sleigh and proceeded to spread Christmas cheer for all to hear. Technically you could now call him Father Christmas. Enjoy the episode Rats, thanks for listening and have a great holiday. Oh, and if you have anything to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything
A shit within a rat within a dream? Listen to this episode to find out about the crazy dreams Grant has been having and how Zach refuses to microchip his brain. This episode will surely blow your mind. Oh, and if you have anything to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything
Writing the description for this episode is like writing a book report on a book you didn't read. Well Mrs. Liberty you see, Zach and Cade had great views on comedy and depression. I would love to choose a favorite part but this podcast had so many, it truly is hard to choose. Pour one out for your boy, he has had a rough week. But do not fear, he will be back soon. If you have anything to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it.
Thank god it's December. I can finally touch my cock. The weigh in results will be up for next episode. Until now, stay tuned and listen as the Ratz talk about the phenomenon that is No Nut November. A very sacred meme that has turned into the most ultimate challenge for horndogs around the world. If you have anything to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it.
Welcome fellow rats to Episode 15 of the pod. This episode made me go brain dead while recording it so be prepared for the possibly the same effect. Best enjoyed while strung out on a substance of your choice. Enjoy.
Welcome Rats. Ready to find out about how Elon verified and touched a rat. Find out on today's episode with Phoenix comedian Patryc! Find him on Instagram via @patryc.m - If you are in the PHX area, join us for the After Dark house show put on by him on November 26th at 7pm. More info can be found on his page. We also have an email address so send us jokes, questions, topics, comments, concerts, risqué photos, whatever you want to desertratzpodcast@gmail.com
What's been pretty much the only thing on the front page of every news site around. Kanye West. Yeezy. Saint Pablo. The Louis Vuitton Don. On tonight's episode of DesertRatz, listen as Zach and Grant debate separating the art from the artist and when a man with mental illness goes to far. Click for the title, stay for the conversation.
This week we have the great pleasure of speaking with another guest. This is a man who has been working for the last couple months filming a documentary on how Arizona has some of the most terrible drivers in the country. Got rear ended, stuck in traffic, in a wreck and need a check? Well tune into this weeks episode of DesertRatz!
Episode 11. Has a nice ring to it right. Well it also features our first guest on the podcast! Be ready to have all your wildest questions about insects answered as Zach and Grant speak with a bug researcher. Learn about how Queen Ants can basically reproduce their entire species single handedly and why you should not be afraid of bugs. Enjoy.
In today's episode, Zach and Grant have their first fight on air. Not only that but this episode is quite unique as it features the first guest on the podcast. Listen to find out who the special guest is. For any suggestions/questions please reach out to desertratzpodcast@gmail.com
Hmmm, what could this episode be about? Well, Zach really wanted to talk about space, and Grant really wanted to talk about shit. And that is how we got here. So whether you're a fan of either of these topics or you could care less about both of them, sit down on whatever the hell apparatus you have in your domicile, and listen to Episode 9. Enjoy! desertratzpodcast@gmail.com
If you've made it to Episode 8, hopefully you've become addicted to the high that DesertRatz produces. This episode touches on such a variety of random topics that we weren't sure what to even name it. But fear not because we sure do talk about some hilarious subjects. Plug in and spend just an hour of your time, listening to this week's DesertRatz podcast.
Woah, a Teen Drama? What could that be? Click it and find out. Welcome to the most politically incorrect episode we have recorded to date. Don't like it, don't listen to it. Simple as that. Now start heating up that spoon like Demi Lovato and lets enjoy tonight's episode of Desert Ratz.
Nothing is worse than walking into the Post Office to be greeted with a line all the way to the door. Join us on today's podcast as we discuss how even the simplest jobs can be made the most complicated. Research has shown that this podcast actually has health benefits including but not limited to: curing cancer, increased beneath the belt anatomy size, and instant weight loss. Try your issue of Desert Ratz today!
Oh god, that's not soap is it? Nope, no it's not. Strap in, this episode enters a new level of strange. Zach and Grant attempt to swim through a pool of eggs and discuss one of the most lucrative money making methods out there.
Yep, welcome to Episode 4. By now, you've probably realized that we aren't going to give up. You'd be right. You've also likely heard that this is the episode where we really start to get the ball rolling. Hopefully that is also true, but it could likely be our massively inflated egos. See when each one of our mom's tell us this is their favorite podcast ever, we really take it to heart. Turn off the lights, sit down on the couch with a jar of spiders and cotton balls, and clean that belly button, because episode 4 is about to begin.
A third episode? God help us all. We are some persistent pos's. Stripping was getting boring and we needed some sort of way to pay for our meth. Put on some fuzzy socks and drink some molly water as we talk about some of the most insignificant ideas on this planet. See y'all next week.
Back again. Surprising right? Instead of accepting defeat after our tremendous start with episode 1, we've decided to upload another. Yeah, even I have trouble believing it. Well, if you are looking for some background noise to listen to while you shoot up, you've come to the right place. Wrap that elastic around your bicep tight and come have a good time with DesertRatz.
Welcome to our first episode of a podcast where we try and do the same thing that millions of people have done before us differently. Great. Two more jackwagons who think they deserve a platform to speak their mind on some of the most pointless ideas ever. Listen as Zach Perkins and Grant Becker attempt to salvage a train wreck of a first episode and keep on chugging along. New episode every Wednesday Night!