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Critical Arcade is a podcast where two video game enthusiasts talk about and review video games new and old in a structured discussion. We also make jokes.
This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a journey through the gritty, neo-noir world of Gemini Rue. Set in a distant future where corruption reigns supreme, players are thrust into the roles of two protagonists: Azriel Odin, a former assassin seeking redemption, and Delta-Six, an amnesiac seeking to uncover the truth of his identity. As they navigate the dark alleys and shadowy dealings of the Gemini system, they'll encounter dangerous criminals, shady corporations, and a conspiracy that stretches to the highest levels of power. Has Dave discovered a new story thread where Lizzo is the supreme leader? And does Nick daydream of a world where he is a gruff, no-nonsense detective?
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In this week's thrilling installment of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick venture into the clandestine world of international espionage with Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow. Join them as they slip into the shadowy persona of Sam Fisher, a seasoned operative tasked with thwarting a deadly biological threat poised to unravel global stability. Together, they must navigate treacherous environments from sun-soaked cityscapes to dimly lit catacombs, employing cutting-edge gadgets and razor-sharp wit to outwit their adversaries. Why does Nick have to dual-wield a controller and a keyboard? And has Dave unlocked the conspiracy of the Mega Mug?
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This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave find themselves in the high-heeled boots of Eve, a member of the 7th Airborne Squad sent to Earth to help defeat the Naytiba and reclaim what was once theirs. But everything isn't quite what it seems, with the origin of humans in question and not knowing if they're fighting for good or evil. They will find themselves locked in an impossible situation. Has Dave spotted the subtle hints of a story that's already been told? And can Nick find earrings that match his outfit?
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This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick shrink down to pint-sized proportions as they embark on a wacky adventure in Tiny Toon Adventures! They enter the zany world of Acme Acres, where Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, and the rest of the gang are gearing up for some wild escapades. From dodging Elmyra's affectionate clutches to outsmarting Montana Max's schemes, our dynamic duo must navigate through a series of colourful levels filled with classic platforming challenges and hilarious hijinks. Will Dave succumb to the looping music? And will Nick's nostalgia goggles tarnish his score?
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Meet the dynamic duo behind The Critical Arcade Podcast, a gaming podcast like no other. Nick, the lively and immersive gamer, pairs his boundless energy with a knack for diving headfirst into the gaming universe. On the other side of the controller is Dave, the seasoned gaming pro who has seen it all and values the art of storytelling in games. Together, they bring a unique blend of gaming insights and humor to every episode.
Critical Arcade is your gateway to the gaming world with a comedic twist. Nick and Dave delve into the narratives, visuals, audio, gameplay, and value for money in video games, all while sharing a good laugh. Whether you're a hardcore gamer or just someone who enjoys gaming casually, Critical Arcade offers an entertaining and informative journey through the gaming cosmos. Join Nick and Dave as they celebrate gaming as an art form, delivering a podcast experience that combines expertise with laughter.
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In this electrifying episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a mesmerizing voyage through the riveting world of Close to the Sun. Set against the backdrop of an alternate history where Nikola Tesla's inventions have reshaped the fabric of society, they find themselves thrust into a thrilling adventure aboard the Helios, a colossal ship conceived as a utopian haven for the world's greatest minds. As they assume the role of Rose Archer, a courageous journalist in search of her sister Ada, who is among the brilliant minds aboard the Helios, Dave and Nick delve deep into the heart of mystery and intrigue. The Helios, a floating bastion of scientific marvels, holds secrets darker than the depths of the ocean it traverses. Can Nick cope with listening to the poorly written dialogue? And does Dave spot an even bigger mystery behind the lead character Rose?
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This time on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a wild, time-traveling adventure with Ape Escape 2. Our dynamic duo finds themselves equipped with futuristic gadgets to catch mischievous monkeys that have traveled through time, wreaking havoc. From bustling cities to prehistoric landscapes, the guys swing, jump, and dash their way through various eras in pursuit of those elusive primates. Will Dave master the time-net controls? And can Nick handle the barrage of noise that is the opening song?
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In this episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on an expansive odyssey through the feudal landscapes of ancient Japan in Rise of the Ronin. Set against the backdrop of a nation torn apart by conflict and political intrigue, they assume the mantle of a masterless samurai, known as a ronin, navigating a world of shifting alliances, treacherous warlords, and ancient traditions. But the path of the ronin is fraught with peril, and they must navigate not only the physical dangers of battle but also the moral quandaries that accompany their choices. Will Dave remember even one person's name? And will Nick finally conquer riding in-game horses?
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This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave are gearing up for a spine-chilling adventure as they journey back to the eerie world of survival horror with Alone in the Dark 3. This installment of the classic franchise plunges players into a Wild West setting filled with supernatural terrors. They are tasked with unraveling the mysteries of Slaughter Gulch. Will Dave ever find out why the cuckoo clock needs meat? And can Nick find a keyboard old enough to play the game? Tune in to find out if they have what it takes to survive the horrors of Alone in the Dark 3.
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This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on an epic journey through the fantastical realm of Dragon's Dogma 2. They must step into the shoes of the Arisen, accompanied by their trusty Pawn companions, brave the treacherous lands of Gransys, facing off against mythical beasts and ancient evils that threaten the realm's very existence. Will Dave discover why the game's greatest enemy seems to be waist-high water? And can Nick resist the temptation to climb every monster?
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This week on Critical Arcade, join Dave and Nick as they delve into the harrowing depths of Amnesia: The Dark Descent. This psychological horror masterpiece plunges players into the shoes of Daniel, an amnesiac protagonist navigating through a sinister castle. With a lantern in hand and their sanity teetering on the edge, our intrepid duo must solve puzzles and evade otherworldly terrors. Will Dave maintain his grip on reality and not pee his pants? And can Nick endure the invisible fish monster?
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This time on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave embark on a chaotic and explosive mission in the highly anticipated Helldivers 2. Strapped into their exosuits, they'll dive headfirst into a relentless war against alien forces, armed with an arsenal of high-tech weaponry and strategic teamwork. Facing procedurally generated challenges on hostile planets, our dynamic duo must coordinate airstrikes, deploy automated turrets, and unleash hell to protect Super Earth. Will Nick overcome his PTSD from being left alone on the planet? And will Dave ever stop using the finger guns?
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This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick blast into the pixelated world of Mega Man 2. This iconic platformer has stood the test of time, featuring the blue bomber, Mega Man, on a mission to thwart the evil plans of Dr. Wily. They must navigate through challenging levels filled with robotic adversaries and face off against the formidable Robot Masters. Can Dave conquer the precision jumps, or will he succumb to the infamous disappearing blocks? And will Nick's strategy of rapid-fire blaster button mashing lead him to victory, or leave him in a heap of pixelated defeat?
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This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick grab their virtual golf clubs and hit the lush fairways of Everybody's Golf. Join them as they explore the picturesque landscapes, from tranquil lakeside courses to challenging mountain terrains. With its intuitive controls and charming characters, this golfing adventure promises a hole-in-one gaming experience. Will Dave's swing be as smooth as his banter? And will Nick's ball end up in the virtual rough?
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This week on the Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they embark on a visually stunning and emotionally charged journey through the enchanting world of Ori and the Blind Forest. This mesmerizing platformer follows the tale of Ori, a guardian spirit, on a quest to save the mystical forest from impending doom. As they navigate through lush environments, overcome challenging puzzles, and confront menacing foes, our dynamic duo will delve into the game's emotionally resonant narrative and breathtaking artistry. Will Dave ever remember to save before a tricky section? And will Nick find out the backstory of the menacing dark owl, Kuro?
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This week on the Critical Arcade Dave and Nick as they dive headfirst into the chaotic world of Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League. Tasked with taking down the iconic members of the Justice League who have gone rogue, our antiheroes Harley Quinn, Deadshot, King Shark, and Captain Boomerang find themselves amid Metropolis' mayhem. Can Nick forgive Rocksteady/WB for what they've done to one of his most beloved franchises? Can Dave wade through the quagmire of monetization thrown at him?
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This time on Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they step into the enigmatic world of Persona 3 Reload. Our dynamic duo takes on the roles of the silent protagonist and their eclectic group of Persona users as they navigate the mysterious Tartarus tower, a structure that appears during the ominous Dark Hour.
As shadows lurk and the clock ticks away, Dave and Nick explore the delicate balance between school life and battling supernatural forces. Can Dave rekindle the romance with his waifu from the past? Will Nick's love for Persona 5 carry over to Persona 3?
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This week on Critical Arcade Nick and Dave embark on a thrilling adventure in the bustling city of Yokohama and the relaxing islands of Hawaii. They must delve into an expansive narrative, encounter a cast of eccentric characters, engage in intense turn-based battles, and explore the vibrant streets full of goons and misfits. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as the hosts face moral dilemmas, unexpected alliances, and the ever-looming threat of rival factions. Will Nick stay awake through the never-ending cutscenes? And will Dave become the ultimate Sujimon master?
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This week on Critical Arcade, join Dave and Nick and special guest Dani as they saddle up and ride into the expansive and gritty world of 'Red Dead Redemption 2.' Our dynamic trio will don their cowboy hats and step into the worn boots of Arthur Morgan, an outlaw and member of the Van der Linde gang. They'll traverse the rugged landscapes, engage in intense shootouts, and experience the hardships of life on the frontier. Will Dave ever be able to run in the camp? And will Nick manage to keep his horse under control?
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This week on Critical Arcade, join Nick and Dave as they gear up and hit the bustling streets of Las Vegas in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas. Tasked with dismantling a dangerous terrorist organization, our dynamic duo faces intense urban warfare and high-stakes tactical operations. Will Dave be able to keep a steady aim in the chaotic Vegas Strip, or will the insane mouse sensitivity permanently leave him cross-eyed? And can Nick outsmart the enemy's strategic plans, or will he get distracted by the horrible voice acting?
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This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a daring space adventure as they delve into the captivating world of 'SteamWorld Heist.' Set in a steampunk universe where water is scarce, they control Captain Piper Faraday and her ragtag crew of robots-turned-pirates. Join us as we strategize our way through procedurally generated spaceships, and engage in epic turn-based battles against rival factions of robots. Will Dave's aim prove true in the zero-gravity shootouts, or will he miss the mark? And can Nick resist the temptation to loot every shiny gear in sight?
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This week on Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they trade in survival horror and supernatural death games for a sun-soaked paradise with the ladies of "Dead or Alive Extreme Volleyball." Set on the tropical Zack Island, our hosts explore the sandy beaches and crystal-clear waters while engaging in beach volleyball tournaments, exciting mini-games, and relaxing activities. Will Dave manage to keep his focus on the gameplay, or will the stunning visuals distract him? And can Nick resist the temptation to make constant jokes about the game's physics?
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This week on Critical Arcade, join Dave and Nick as they blast into the zany and wacky world of 'Earthworm Jim.' Released in 1994, this cult classic platformer follows the adventures of an ordinary earthworm who stumbles upon a powerful suit, transforming him into an unlikely superhero. With a trusty blaster in hand our heroes traverse bizarre landscapes and face off against quirky enemies like Evil the Cat and Psy-Crow. Can Dave conquer the challenging levels without losing his cool? Does the ending still have Nick shell-shocked?
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This week Dave and Nick embark on an epic journey to the ancient and untamed Sinnoh region. They will step into the shoes of a Pokémon researcher, tasked with creating the region's first-ever Pokédex. Venturing through the rugged landscapes and diverse ecosystems, they'll encounter both familiar and never-before-seen Pokémon, from majestic Heracross to elusive Alpha Blissey. Does Nick ever find out why the Professor has a tea cozy on his head? And why does Dave think Pokemon Arceus is like Elden Ring?
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This time on the gaming extravaganza that is Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick spread their wings and take flight in the thrilling realm of "Eagle Island Twist." Soar through the skies with Quill and his loyal owl companion Koji as they embark on a feathered adventure like no other. With the power of elemental spirits at their fingertips, our dynamic duo must navigate treacherous landscapes, battle menacing foes, and unravel the mysteries of the twisted islands they explore. Will Dave ever find out WHY owl throwing is a mechanic? Will Nick find out why this game seems to have missed everyone's radar?
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This week Dave and Nick power up their gaming consoles and enter the electrifying world of "Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit." Released in 2008, this fighting game takes players on an epic journey through the iconic battles of the DBZ saga. Join our dynamic duo as they unleash powerful ki blasts, engage in intense one-on-one duels, and relive the legendary moments of Goku, Vegeta, and the Z Fighters. Can Dave master the intricate combo system, or will he return to button-mashing? and Is the intro song Nick's favourite part of the game?
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This week Dave and Nick unleash their inner chaos in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of 'Rage 2.' Set in a world ravaged by an asteroid impact, the duo dives headfirst into a frenetic open world filled with bandit factions, mutated creatures, and insane vehicular combat. As they take on the role of Walker, the last Ranger of the wasteland, armed with an arsenal of powerful weapons and supernatural abilities, chaos ensues. Will Nick find his way without a minimap? Will Dave work out why the menus take so long to load?
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This week Nick and Dave climb into their sexiest black suits, whack on some shades, and try not to stand on any cockrouches because they are Peter Delacoeur a master thief and new Men in Black recruit. With agents J and K missing it's up to them to stop Emilio Chauncey from taking over the world. Will Nick find out why A-list voice actors agreed to do this game? And will Dave just add this franchise to the ever-growing list of games Activision bled dry?
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In the latest episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick venture into the surreal and mind-bending world of 'The Caligula Effect: Overdose.' This unique JRPG takes them on a journey into the virtual utopia of Mobius, a world created by a virtual idol named μ, where students are trapped and blissfully ignorant of the real world. As they lead the Ostinato Musicians in a rebellion against μ's control, our hosts must confront their own inner demons and uncover the dark secrets lurking beneath the surface of this seemingly perfect world.
Will Dave be able to remember who the heck everyone is? And will Nick's patience be pushed too far?
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This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave turn off the lights and dive into the eerie and atmospheric world of 'Alone in the Dark.' Released in 1992, this classic survival horror game set the stage for many to follow. Join them as they step into the shoes of either Edward Carnby or Emily Hartwood to explore a haunted mansion filled with supernatural horrors. Will Dave's heart handle the suspense, or will he run for the light switch? And can Nick keep his composure as they uncover the dark secrets hidden within the shadows of Derceto mansion?
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This week Nick and Dave rekindle their love for redheads, overcome their vertigo, and squeeze themselves into red and blue spandex. They are returning to the living organism that is New York City as Peter Parker and Miles Morales. After taking down Dr Octavius and The Tinkerer a new enemy has entered the ring, Kraven the Hunter, whose entire purpose in life is to find prey who can push him past his limits. Will Dave forgive yet another unwanted stealth segment in a game? And is Nick still a swinger?
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This week Dave, Nick, and Special Guest Caleb Janssens slip into their form-fitting space suits, brush up on their intergalactic politics, and see if the MAKO is covered under their insurance. They're taking on the role of Commander Shepard, humanity's first Spectre. Their mission is to fend off a mysterious and ancient race of machines called the Reapers, who return every 50,000 years to harvest advanced civilizations. Is Dave the only one who enjoyed the elevator loading screens? And will Nick ever get over the shame that this is the first time he has played a Mass Effect game?
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This week Nick and Dave strap on their ridiculously large backpack, pick their weapons of choice, and try to remember their economics lessons from school. They are taking on the role of Will, a young shopkeeper in the small village of Rynoka. During the day, they must manage their shop by setting prices, restocking items, and interacting with customers, but at night, they must enter dungeons to explore their depths, battle various creatures, and collect valuable items and artifacts. As they delve deeper into the dungeons, they will uncover the mysteries surrounding the village, the dungeons themselves, and the significance of the artifacts they collect. Will Dave ever stop underpricing everything? And will Nick ever stop smiling over all the Zelda references?
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In this episode, Dave and Nick have to channel their inner teen, wear their brightest drip, and dust off their Pin collections because they are back on the streets of Shibuya. They find themselves trapped in a supernatural death game known as the "Reapers' Game." Alongside their new friends Fret and Nagi, they must complete a series of mysterious missions within a strict time limit while battling otherworldly creatures known as "Noise." Failure to complete the missions within the allotted time results in erasure, effectively erasing them from existence. Can Dave see past the protagonist's chin diaper? And will Nick ever stop laughing at Fret's dumb superpower?
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In this episode for Kritical Arcade Dave and Nick have to practice their one-liners, brush up on their martial arts and replace every 'C' with a 'K'. They have been khosen by Earthrealms protector, Lui Kang, to represent Earth in the tournament of "Mortal Kombat", uncover the sinister plan of a mysterious time traveler, and kompile a group of kompetent warriors to stand with them. Kan Dave ever sleep soundly again after witnessing so many Fatalities? Kan Nick be the only one who enjoyed Megan Fox's role in the game?
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This week Nick and Dave brush up on their jujutsu, learn kanji, and wear a badass leather jacket. They have stepped in the shoes of Ryo Hazuki, a young martial artist who witnessed the murder of his father, Iwao Hazuki, at the hands of a mysterious man named Lan Di. As they delve deeper into the investigation, they uncover a complex web of secrets, conspiracies, and criminal organizations. Will Nick be lost in the endless loading screens? And will Dave leave the old woman in the park forever?
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This week Dave and Nick return to their youth, dust off their most rad skateboard, put on their baggiest pants, and engage their Do or Die attitude because they are up against Radlandia's Skate Godz on their quest for Gnarvana. With 5 unique worlds to traverse and crazy whimsical challenges to overcome, this is the path to skate godliness. Will Dave be able to keep up with the fast-paced gameplay? And will Nick forever be lost in the pastel, zen vibes the game gives off?
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This week Nick and Dave grab the keys to the Aston Martin, strap on Rolexes, and knock back a vodka martini because they are assuming the role of an ex-MI6 agent. They've been recruited by the villainous organization known as Auric Goldfinger to serve as his personal enforcer. With the power of a brand new cybernetic uber eye, they have to face Bond's most infamous villains Dr. No, Xenia Onatopp, Scaramanga, and Pussy Galore. Will Dave forgive EA for tarnishing the James Bond lore? And does Nick have a whole new fear of bowler hats?
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This episode Dave and Nick brush up on their Python and JaveScript skills because they have joined renowned hacker group 'Hudie'. With the help of some pint sized Digital companions they must fight to get their identities back and clear their names from false accustions. Will Nick ever recover from the discovery that Digimon Narratives are insane? And will Dave reveal his childhood Digi-crush?
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This week Nick and Dave guzzled down buckets of whey protein, climbed into their stretchiest spandex, and practiced their Batman voice because they are about to be incarcerated in the new prison: Arkham City. They have to navigate the dangerous street to uncover a sinister plot orchestrated by supervillains Two-Face, Penguin, The Riddler, and more. Will Dave ever understand which Robin is which? And will Nick concede that Batman isn't a superhero?
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In this episode, Dave and Nick find themselves crash-landed on Planet ARY-2 and in the employment of Kindred Aerospace. A planet filled with bizarre and often hostile alien flora and fauna from the cute but flatulent Pufferbird and the carnivorous Meat Vortex plant to the Mysterious Osmotic Cube. Tasked with finding out if the planet is suitable for future human colonization they will uncover the truth about Kindred Aerospace's less-than-honest intentions regarding the mission. How long will it take Nick to realize there are fast travel points? And how did Dave get scared by his own character?
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This week Nick, Dave, and special guest Canton Parker braid their hair, grab their favourite axe, and travel to gloomy 9th-century England. Here they embody the role of Eivor Varinsdottir as they lead their clan from Norway to the shores of England in search of a new home. Eivor becomes embroiled in conflict as he discovers the existence of the Hidden Ones and allies with them to thwart the Order's machinations, all while navigating the complex political landscape of England. Will Dave become the Flytiest Flyter in all of England? And can Nick forgive Ubisoft for changing the Assassin's Creed formula so much?
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This week Dave and Nick find themselves in the quaint village of Cobblestone stepping into the shoes of a young hero known as the Luminary. Our hero is in possession of unique powers and is the reincarnation of a legendary hero from ages past. Joined by a group of loyal companions, including a thief named Erik, a martial artist named Jade, a mage named Veronica, and many others, the Luminary embarks on a quest to find the truth about his past and destiny and stop the wicked sorcerer Mordegon. Will Nick be able to forgive the game for having a horrible save system? And will Dave be able to get past controlling a silent protagonist?
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This week Nick, Dave, and special guest Alec Samuel from THAT_FREAKIN_GEEK have their heads in the clouds and their feet firmly placed in the floating city of Columbia. They take on the role of Booker DeWitt, a former Pinkerton agent with a troubled past, tasked with rescuing a mysterious young woman named Elizabeth, a girl who possesses a unique ability to open "Tears" in reality, allowing her to manipulate and access alternate universes. Can they survive the numerous challenges, formidable enemies, and mind-bending revelations? Will Nick ever stop gushing over the soundtrack? And will Dave ever find a single game that he doesn't find scary in some way?
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This week Dave and Nick have taken the oath for the United States Post Office and are taking on the role of Meredith Weiss, a successful career woman working as a software engineer in the bustling city who unexpectedly finds herself filling in for her father, who is the local mail carrier in Providence Oaks, as he takes a leave of absence. While navigating through nostalgia and introspection they must rebuild old relationships, start new ones and decide what their future will end up being. Will Dave forgive the developers for making a run feature that doesn't work? And will Nick ever feel remorse over crashing the "Goose"?
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This week Nick and Dave must harness all their RTS playing experience to take control over one of the unique factions of the Warhammer universe to battle for ownership of the all-powerful Vortex. Dave choosing the powerful, loyal, battle-hardened Dwarfs and Nick the Vampires the Immortal denizens of the night, with devilish cunning and pale complexion. They must manage their armies, construct buildings, forge alliances, and wage war against other factions. Will Nick's first Total War game be too overwhelming? And will Dave be able to add Warhammer to his conquests?
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It's Back to School this week for Nick and Dave but this time they enroll in Thors Military Academy's prestigious Class VII in a plot absolutely drenched in Anime tropes. It consists of both noble-born and commoner students, an unconventional mix in a society deeply divided by social class. As the plot unfolds they must confront their own personal struggles, navigate intricate political machinations, and develop their combat abilities to protect their loved ones and the future of Erebonia. They forge deep bonds of friendship, learn the value of trust, and ultimately find themselves at the center of a battle that will determine the destiny of their nation. Will Nick even make it to the end of the tutorial? Can Dave ever remember anyone's name?
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This week Dave and Nick must join Captain Phoenix and the Aeropans to help uncover the secrets of the eco shortage and the mysterious dark eco that is causing havoc. As they dig deeper they uncover a plot involving dark eco experiments, ancient Precursor artifacts, and a villainous figure known as the Dark Warrior. They must stop this new threat from plunging their world into chaos and restore the balance of eco. But does any of this really matter? Will Nick ever forgive Naughty Dog for letting one of their successful IPs be besmirched? And will Dave realize it's "Daxter" not "Dexter"?
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Dave grabs his +20 Smoldering Legendary Monocle and Nick wears his +5 Lucky Legendary Spandex Pants because they have both been exiled to Wraeclast, a land plagued by corruption, ancient evils, and supernatural entities. They must embark on a treacherous journey through this realm, seeking redemption and uncovering the truth behind the land's dark history. Will Dave stop referring to the gameplay as just clicking on things? And does Nick have any more room in his brain to add yet another compendium of lore?
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Uh oh, Dave and Nick are going a bit Danish again. That's right they are becoming one with everyone's favourite constructible toy, LEGO. But this time in a galaxy far away with itty bitty lightsabers. Tasked once again with taking on the personas of a vast cast of legends and stopping The Big Bad. This time with even more Lego hijinks and tomfoolery. Will Dave get over the fact that the Lord of the Rings Lego game had full voice acting and this one doesn't? And will Nick finally concede that Star Wars is the best franchise?
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All aboard!! Nick and Dave are travelling through the stars on an interstellar train. That's right they've put their brightly coloured contacts in, dyed their hair a luminous colour and have been working on their cringy catchphrases. They are tasked with battling unknown enemies and unravelling the mysteries of the cosmos in a story that has yet to even have a glimpse of an ending. Will Nick be adding even more Waifus to his ever-growing collection? And how long will Dave's attention span last with a game that has no noticeable ending?
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This week Nick and Dave take on the role of the young Padawan Jaden Korr as they travel to Yavin 4 to join the Jedi Academy to train to become Jedi Knights. Under the tutelage of Luke Skywalker and Kyle Katarn, they must stop the Dark Jedi from resurrecting the Ancient Sith Order and resist the urge to burn a hole through Rosh, the most annoying being in the universe. Will Nick resist the pull of the Dark side and kill Rosh? And does Dave like Kyle Katarn a little too much?
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Oh boy... In this episode, Dave and Nick travel to the middle of Nowhere to help a friend sell her house only to find she is missing. After hearing a blood-curdling scream in the forest they investigate and must pick up multiple vague, ambiguous pieces of paper which somehow helps, I think. All while being chased by the mysterious Slenderman who likes the papers where they are?! Will Nick or Dave ever work out what the hell is happening in this game?
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What the cluck? Dave and Nick are visiting Tweedy's Farm in the English county of Yorkshire, but things have a gone a-fowl. They find themselves controlling the plucky chicken Ginger helping her and her friends build an elaborate plan to escape becoming chicken pies! Will Nick be able to see past his childhood love of this movie and be impartial? And why does Dave seem so passionate about Sprout wastage?
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This week Nick and Dave grab their tactical gear, bulletproof vests, badass haircuts, and become part of a group of elite counter-terrorist operatives from various countries and organizations around the world. They will be tasked with working together with their team to outsmart and outmaneuver the opposing team in order to achieve victory. Or run and gun in solo like some sort of hero thinking they alone can take on an entire enemy team. Can Dave find the will to actually unmute his teammates? And will Nick be able to play this game and not compare it to Overwatch?
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In this episode, Dave and Nick are joined by their editor, Niklas, to be transported to Dragon Ball Z's earth where they are tasked with putting to rest past combatants and stopping the combined malice and evil of Hell itself. Does Dave actually fight people at picnics? Did Nick actually choose academia over Dragon Ball Z? And will Niklas ever return for another episode? Find out next time on CRITICAL ARCADE!!!
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In this episode, Nick and Dave are woken up in 18th Century England taking on the role of Miriam, a Shardbearer, who must help defeat the hordes of Demons released from hell and track down fellow Shardbearer Gebel who is hellbent on taking his revenge on the world from his gothic inspired uber castle, the Hellhold. Will Nick ever pick his jaw off the floor after realizing Save Rooms are found throughout the Castle? And will Dave ever forgive the horrible English accents?
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Finally, Nick and Dave are joined by their wives! Nick and Trudi and Dave and Joanette take on the roles of May & Cody whose turbulent relationship has reached its breaking point. However, through some magical intervention, their minds are transported into two dolls made by their daughter, Rose. With the help of the magical Dr. Hakim, they must learn to work together and overcome their differences in order to save their marriage and return to their human forms. Will anyone understand Nick's bromance with Dr. Hakim? Is anyone convinced that Joanette is Dave's wife?
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This week Dave and Nick grab their Nightvision goggles and ultra-tight stealth gear and jump into the role of Sam Fisher, veteran field agent of the Third Echelon. But with the loss of his daughter, life isn't so black and white anymore and they have to navigate the murky waters of undercover work in the JBA. Will Dave ever lean to run in this game or just continue to sexually saunter to every encounter? Will Nick ever forgive Ubisoft for damaging another beloved franchise?
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This week Nick and Dave get their hands on probably the Greatest JRPG of all Time; Chrono Trigger. They take control of the time-traveling crew of Frog, Ayla, Lucca, Robo, Marle, and Crono and their task is to save the world from the clutches of Lavos while traveling multiple time periods. Will Nick be able to get over how much content is stuffed into such a small cartridge? Will Dave ever stop gushing over this 28-year-old gem?
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The worst has happened... Nick and Dave's plane has crashed on a densely forested peninsula surrounded by crazed cannibals! Oh, and they both have a son named Timmy who some red guy stole or something. Now they must muster all their skills and knowledge to survive, try to locate their Timmys, and unravel the mysteries of the island. Will Dave even venture away from the crash site? And will Nick completely abandon his son because his safety comes first?
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This week Dave and Nick are plugging themselves into the Digital World and teaming up with their digital companions yet again. This time tasked with taking down the evil corporation A.o.A. whose plotting to control the world. Will Dave buckle under the pressure of saving the world being on his now 12-year-old shoulders? Will Nick grow too old to finish the game waiting for the battle animations?
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This week Nick and Dave are whisked off to have a look at Wario's newly built castle that's overflowing with the riches he's "acquired" and definitely not stolen. But then an ominous evil Jewel awakens and takes everything he has, because of course it does. It's now up to Nick and Dave to help Wario get it all back in a new world that's part Alice In Wonderland and part Jurassic Park! Will Dave's love of Mario mean Wario gets the cold shoulder? And will Nick ever find out why all the bad guys seem to be dinosaurs?
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This week Dave and Nick are transported to the region of Galar where they have to watch their fiance die in their arms by the hands of the evil dragon's henchmen. But with the power of their new Dragon Blade and disembodied Dragon voice-in-their-head, Valthorian, they must track down the other evil dragons and vanquish them to save the world and to quell the raging fire within themselves. Will Dave be able to wrestle with the motion controls? Will Nick ever recover from burying his fellow townsfolk?
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This week Nick and Dave arrive at the pastel-dipped, strangely dystopian, town of Portia where their estranged father has left them a dilapidated Shack to start a new life and career. Thanks, Dad! They must use their wits and hone their skills to become the best carpenter/farmer/researcher/warrior that there ever was... in a community that has Children of the Corn vibes. Will Dave ever get past his beef with rival contractor Higgins? And why is Nick being conspired against by the church?
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This episode Dave and Nick put on their black turtle neck sweaters, grab their silenced pistols, and their face-changing super gadgets as they are taking on the role of Ethan Hunt, the point man of IMF. They have to track down a list of undercover spies before it gets into the wrong person's hands. With more twist and turns than a broken Spirograph will this be a mission they can complete?
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One does not just simply walk into Mordor, One takes the entire Lord of the Rings Story and turn it into Legos! This week Nick and Dave take on the iconic roles of the Fellowship of the Rings through the discovery of the Ring at the Shire, the ass-clenching Battle at Helms Deep, and the emotive destruction of the Ring in Mt Doom, but all this with wacky Lego-like antics. Will Dave ever leave the Shire after finding the pure joy of just wrecking Bilbo's Party? Does Nick secretly call this game his Precious?
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Time for a vacation! In this episode, Nick and Dave fly to the sun-soaked vista of Delfino Isle where they take on the role of everyone's favorite plumber Mario. But instead of enjoying himself with his companions a mysterious doppelganger gets our mustachioed friend framed for crimes he didn't commit. We now face hundreds of hours cleaning everything with ... a squirt gun. Will Nick be driven mad by the endless loop of Delfino Isle's catchy tunes? Will Dave ever forgive Bowser for his parenting style?
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It's Back to School this week for Nick and Dave but this time as renegade teens Misako and Kyoko. Instead of having to deal with High School Politics and Exams, they have to save their dreamy boyfriends from mysterious kidnappers. But this isn't normal suburbia. Everyone is trying to stop them from the Principal and his Students to the mall clerks and Security Guards, and even the infamous Yakuza. Will Nick and Dave be able to fight the odds and save their boyfriends?
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In this episode, Nick and Dave camo-suit up, wrap a bandana around their heads, and grab their closest cardboard box. They are on their way to Costa Rica while taking on the legendary role of "Big Boss", aka Snake, tasked with stopping a mysterious army from making Costa Rica a scapegoat for nuclear holocaust. Will Dave manage to follow who all the characters are? And will Nick ever be able to finish the tutorial?
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This episode Nick and Dave have to sharpen their pencils and grab their backpacks because they are headed back to school! This time to Hermelin High, Japan, where playing a parlor game called Persona gets them caught up in a hotpot of the betrayal, manipulation and high-jinxs of teenage life. Does the the first Persona game hit home as well as its sucessors? Or does it get lost in translation?
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This time Nick and Dave take on the role of the most bodacious of the Four Horsemen, Fury. An unbridled mage with an addhorrent dislike of humans and rules, who needs to track down the Seven Deadly Sins and extinguish their lives. Will Darksiders 3 be THQ Nordic's return to form? Or will it be the final swansong of a respected franchise?
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The world has been plunged into darkness and the future is blanketed in despair. After the rebirth of a luminous bird-like deity, Nick and Dave have been tasked with the restoration of hope and safety back to the lands. Will Nick's vast soulslike reflexes and skill set make this game a breeze? Will Dave just let his AI companion do all the fighting and reep the rewards?
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Dave and Nick hit the gym, grab some Lancer Rifles and find themselves drafted into the COG. Their mission? to map out the Locusts' tunnels and blow them all to hell! Will Dave forever be a Fanboy of the Cole Train? And will Nick ever work out the reload mechanic?
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Nick and Dave return to Pandora to help their old Vault Hunting comrades against the maniacal Handsome Jack, Pandora's new overlord. With guns galore and enemies everywhere, somehow this game still packs a coherent punch. Will Dave be driven mad by searching for the perfect gun? And will Handsome Jack's sociopathic charm sway Nick?
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This week, Nick and Dave flip their caps 'round, abandon their mothers, and set off for the region of Paldea. This time having to juggle school life, finding Titans, battling Gyms, and thwarting Team Star. Will Dave's wife run away with the new sexy Professor Turo? Will Game Freak ever get Nick's trust back?
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Nick and Dave have their 'Old School' skills pushed to the limit when they take on the role of Samus wannabe, Trace Eschenbrenner, on an unfortunate mission to take down Ridley cosplayer, Athetos, in this metroidvania-inspired 8-bit Adventure. See what we did there?
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Dave and Nick travel back to Midgard to embody the role of everyone's favourite father figure Kratos. This time striving to protect his son from the allure of his fate while teaching him that his actions have consequences. Will Nick include some Kratosian wisdom in his parenting? And does Dave even know where he is?
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Having already saved Meridian and its people, Dave and Nick once again take on the role of the fiery-haired maiden herself, Aloy. Can Guerrilla Games stay true to form and deliver another rollercoaster adventure? Or will the boundary-pushing execution make it lose its spark?
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In our first Critical Arcade Halloween Special, Fear junkie Nick and scaredy cat Dave are placed at the forefront of a new government agency, F.E.A.R. Tasked with the assignment of tracking down a literal cannibal and being hunted down by the iconic Alma Wade, this game is sure to dish up some terrifying nightmare fuel. Will this game give Nick the same rush of modern horror games? And will Dave be able to make it past the first level? This game certainly tricks the senses into a symphony of tension and treats them with ballistic delight.
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Nick and Dave find themselves in deep water as they try to survive planet 4546B. Will Subnautica's never-ending thrill ride of 'He Who Dares Wins' mechanics be too much for Nick? Will Dave overcome his fear of the ocean or be stuck like a Mollusk in his escape pod?
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This week, Dave puts on his 'L Plates' and plays Overwatch for the very first time, while Nick revisits a turbulent past and reviews it from the eyes of a Veteran. Can Overwatch 2 reach the same heights as its predecessor? Or will Blizzard drag yet another game through the bushes?
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This week, Nick and Dave take on the roles of Mike Lowrey and Marcus Burnett on the mean streets of Miami. Where being a real cop is about body count and comedic banter.
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In this episode, Nick and Dave hang out with Mario and the Gang. No Goomba Stomping this time. This time we fight for sports supremacy... with a Final Fantasy Twist?
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Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! In this episode of the Critical Arcade podcast our hosts, Nick and Dave, strap themselves in for some vehicular mayhem, car-tacular carnage, and extremely dated PS1 graphics. The contestants for this game were born ready and have the narrative credentials to show for it. Let's hope the boys can rev their engines loud enough as they pump the gas in this showstopper tournament.
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This week, Nick and Dave gear up to take up the roles of an ex-mercenary trying to save his daughter and a medicated psychopath trying to control his "broken mind." But is that the only thing that's broken?
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For this episode, our dear hosts, Nick and David, had to endure the maniacal insanity of Killer7. A video game birthed by the embodiment of Japanese gaming weirdness himself, Suda51. Will they survive this trip and keep their sanity or could the deranged fun of this game get the better of them? In the name of Harman.
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Our hosts, Nick and David, get transported to the sickeningly engrossing world of the hit title Inside released in 2016. This trip to the drab and faceless realm of mystery and intrigue was amazingly suspenseful and will be talked about for years to come or 44 minutes in this specific case.
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In this, the very first episode of the earth-shattering podcast, Critical Arcade, our two hosts, Nick and David, talk about a game that's a part of many a gamer's childhoods. The foray into Digimon World for the Sony Playstation is one they are sure to remember... unfortunately.
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