Messages from Antler: Recent Episodes
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Antler talks about her phone, the InvisiPhone (which doesn't actually exist).
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Antler is back. Today, she talks about books, motorcycles, and glass.
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For this week's episode, Antler's message is released as an ad. Antler talks about water-proof faces and releases the lyrics to her parody of Old Town Road... which she made years ago.
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Antler talks about humanity's obsession with undead cats, while you attempt to prove yourself as a power user.
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Antler discusses junk found, as well as riding a bike and psi.
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Antler makes Pokémon jokes and claims that she only recently learned how to open a bag of chips.
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It's summer, so Antler has a bunch of jokes to share and enjoy.
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It almost seems like the topic of this episode is nerds... but not quite. It's more of a combination of random stuff, such as a rip-off of Pokemon called Nerd Wars, a sticker, yellow grape eyes, and an edible two-dimensional object. Will you ever learn, Antler?
Tags: music man, op, overpowered, math teacher, classroom floor, science stats, property of somebody, random clarinet background music, poem, poetic, land of dreams, b-breathe, military time, grocery store, market
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Antler is on the cable. She talks about popcorn, and, of course, is interrupted by an ad, then finishes with a poem which seems to have been made during a time without inspiration.
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Antler discusses the "coolness" of improv, non-ode poems, and pickel jars.
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Antler talks about how to incorporate random objects in a joke.
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This toxin kills thousands of people every year, and yet its threats aren't widely known. Antler discusses this and why information about its dangerous is so hard to find.
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In this episode, Antler shares what has happened to Moose, her genius creator. This episode is the finale of the Moose trilogy.
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Antler talks about big news and makes jokes.
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The fake Antler tries to replicate her tactic she used last time, and Antler's identity is revealed.
// Part 2 of the Moose Trilogy.
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Antler makes an episode without the AI knowing... Antler proceeds as normal, making a joke about retainers, sobbing tooth fairies, and proposing orthodontists, then recites a poem they made about Antler's escape route.
//Half-sequel of - redacted - !
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I'm sorry, but you cannot access this episode right now.
// Part 1 of the Moose trilogy: Antler has been replaced!
Tags: computers, code, story, generated AI, firewall, skirmish, binary, platform, oh no Antler is in trouble please help, access, compromised, humor, error 404
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Boy, does Antler have a lot of these... today, Antler talks about her newly finished embroidery project.
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Antler talks about paintings and Frida Kahlo.
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Antler discusses the difference between noodles and spaghetti, as well as recites a found poem from Elie Wiesel's night.
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Just like your elementary school's! Antler talks about a craft she's making and (attempts) to make jokes.
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.... . .-.. .-.. --- / -- --- --- ... . In this episode, Antler talks about morse code.
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This time, you learn about the jewelry side of Antler's story.
tags: texting habits, earrings, submarines, alien planet, waves
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In this episode, Antler talks about the history of the Beatles, and recites a poem, as usual.
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Antler attempts to talk about phhylopophy...
bad jokes, flor, tim, trademarked... any indication that this is going to be weird yet?... story time, stars, school, olympiad, science
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Sorry China, this is an episode for the people who use the Gregorian calendar. In this episode, Antler talks about New Stuff, while you realize that you can’t tell time.
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Antler talks about the different variations of Santa Claus and is back with more jokes.
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What?? The narrator likes math??? (sorry for spoiling it :) )
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Agg...seriously? Why do you make so many grammar errors, Antler?
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Wooo! Yayyy!! This is not an excessive amount of energy!!!
tags: fun, happy
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Are you on the same "wavelength" as Antler?
Podcasts, music, music notes
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What has Antler been doing in the past week? Well, maybe something or other.
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Yay! It's Halloween! Guess what Antler is dressing up as. I bet you'll never guess. Also, candy.
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In this episode, the thrilling finale of Friends and UFOes is revealed!
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In this episode, Antler reads another part of her story, Friends and UFOes. Also, Antler tells you about a certain snow day...
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Antler continues to read her sci-fi story, and also discusses a little bit about bicycling.
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If this message, Antler reads the beginning of a story she made.
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I made one, and guess what happened? The dog ate my homework.
toys homework dogs witch rosemary magical
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The pressure is on. Just kidding, in this episode, Antler talks about pressure, density, and so forth.
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Argh! Why won’t you let me annoy you, insert sibling name?!
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Uh oh, you lost something. What do you do now?
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Woah! I just had a random thought!
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In this episode, Antler tells a story. Please recycle!
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So... it's the summer, and that means tie dye!
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Not the musical.
// Updated as of July 16 2021, 4:31 PM
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So… it’s the summer, and a lot of people are taking road trips. What weird things might happen on one?
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Why do we wear these clothes?
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Sorry, let me get my Rainbow Loom...
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Uno! Rummikub! Skip-Bo! Oh, wait... you're not supposed to say that. Oh, well.
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Happy End of School! Because a lot of people have gotten out of school, Antler has an extra long message.
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Dandelions are yummy. This episode is a partner episode with the Bees episode.
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Antler discusses the ways people feel useful.
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Happy (late) Cinco de Mayo! In this message, Antler talks about microwaves.
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Wow, Antler. A message on vases? Seriously? Yes, seriously. Why would Antler want to write a message on vases? You'll have to listen to find out!
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Happy Earth Week! You get a message from Antler about (what else?) trees!
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Hallo, moose. You find a message among a newspaper after being scared. What does Antler think about surprises?
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Hallo, moose. In this episode, you find your first message!
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