Open When You Can't Sleep: Recent Episodes
Harshini Saroja Iyer
... they began to quarrel again, and in the same old words - 'Katy did.' 'Katy didn't.'
'Now, Kitty!' she cried, clapping her hands triumphantly. 'Confess that was what you turned into!'
'I only wish I had such eyes,' the King remarked in a fretful tone. 'To be able to see Nobody! And at that distance, too!'
'It can't be anyone else!' she said to herself. 'I'm as certain of it as if his name were written all over his face.'
'But I don't want it fine at all!' groaned the poor Queen. 'I've been a-dressing myself for the last two hours.'
'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
'Oh, it's too bad!' she cried. 'I never saw such a house for getting in the way! Never!'
One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it - it was the black kitten's fault entirely.
Alice looked at the jury-box, and saw that, in her haste, she had out the Lizard in head downwards...
She felt very curious to know what it was all about, and crept a little way out of the wood to listen.
'... I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.'
'The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers! She'll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets!'
'... and what is the use of a book,' thought Alice, 'without pictures or conversation?'