Chiggerticky: Recent Episodes
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In podcast episode #20, Chigger examines how, in every age, those who have graduated to Old Fartdom find themselves facing a “brave new world.”
By the way, that phrase originates with Chiggerticky’s old pal, Billy Shakespeare who wrote a play in which a dude called Prospero proclaimed,
"Oh brave new world,
That has such people in’t."
Thanks for listening.
C’mon wid it!
NOTE: THE CHIGGERTICKY PODCAST WILL TAKE A FEW WEEKS OFF TO RAMP UP FOR SEASON #2
MUSIC:
Intro:
“Yice Hole!”
by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro:
“I Died Using Latin”
by CHIGGERTICKY
...about that time a white momma went to teach in a black school,
and how it changed Chigger’s life late in the game.
Thanks for listening.
C’mon wid it!
MUSIC:
Intro:
“Yice Hole!”
by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro:
“Step Aside, Please”
by CHIGGERTICKY
Teacher Rule #18: “Never predict a student’s future.” Chigger goes back 53 years to a torrid day in tenth grade when his English teacher told a story on herself.
Thanks for listening.
C’mon wid it!
MUSIC:
Intro:
“Yice Hole!”
by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro:
“Graymont Avenue”
by CHIGGERTICKY
including a seven-second snippet of “The Way You Do the Things You Do,” performed by THE TEMPTATIONS (Eddie Kendricks, lead vocal), composed by Smokey Robinson & Bobby Rogers
“The only thing we have to fear is the LOSS of our fears.” Chigger ponders his own bastardization of FDR’s famous line.
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C’mon wid it!
MUSIC:
Intro:
“Yice Hole!”
by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro:
“Strolling with the Phantom”
by CHIGGERTICKY
Chigger finds heaven in a dive bar in the late 1970s.
Thanks for listening.
C’mon wid it!
MUSIC:
Intro:
“Yice Hole!”
by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro:
“Air Devils Inn”
by CHIGGERTICKY
Chigger’s ancestry holds a true tale of murder and mystery from the early 2oth century, a story his grandmother tried to keep secret. But, as Shakespeare puts it in The Merchant of Venice,
“...truth will come to light;
murder cannot be hid long
…at the length
truth will out.“
Thanks for listening.
C’mon wid it!
MUSIC:
Intro:
“Yice Hole!”
by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro:
“Back of the Barn”
by CHIGGERTICKY
[This episode contains a story that some may find offensive.]
A seemingly benign eighth-grade boy strikes a blow against The Man and becomes a martyr in Chigger's memory.
MUSIC:
Intro:
"Yice Hole!"
by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro:
"Stickin' It to the Man!"
by CHIGGERTICKY
Chigger is sent on a mission from God to Indiana farmland, which at first seems like a trip into the Twilight Zone.
But blessings lurk therein!
MUSIC:
Intro:
"Yice Hole!"
by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro:
"Down at the Two-Pump Texaco"
by CHIGGERTICKY
In this episode Chigger explores the delicate matter of his recovery from college football fandom. Things don’t turn out quite as he expected.
MUSIC:
Intro - “Yice Hole” by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro - “The Hueytown Symphony Plays ‘Rocky Top’” -- composed by Felice and Boudleau Bryant, and then very poorly performed by CHIGGERTICKY
Play-by-Play Excerpt by the late, great John Ward, the Voice of the Tennessee Vols
You can teach a lesson, but you can’t control how students apply it. In fact, I get a kick out of watching students take to heart a lesson that’s meant to bolster the status quo, and then turn it around to challenge the status quo.
To be clear, I don’t want students using their learning to destroy. I do, however, want them to push the boundaries, to think creatively about how old lessons can solve new problems
This episode of the Chiggerticky podcast briefly investigates three situations in which students learn lessons and apply them in ways their teachers didn’t anticipate. I like this kind of stuff because, frankly, civilization depends on new applications of old lessons. Call it creative problem solving.
C’mon wid it!
MUSIC:
Intro - “Yice Hole!” by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro - “Shape Up or Flip Out” by CHIGGERTiCKY
A story of paying it forward with movies, the English language, and lots of love.
This is episode number 10 of the Chiggerticky Podcast. If you’ve missed any, click on ANY of the links below to find the full set of 10.
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Chiggerticky’s going to take a brief break for a couple of weeks in order to get his teaching legs back under him for the 2022-23 academic year.
But please stick around. He WILL return with more nutty stories. In the meantime, shoot him an email at chiggerticky@gmail.com; visit the website Chiggerticky.com; or harass him on social media by searching the word “Chiggerticky” on Twitter, Facebook, and/or Instagram.
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THIS EPISODE’S MUSIC
Intro - “Yice Hole” by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro - “Pike’s Funeral” by CHIGGERTICKY
Middle-school teachers are sometimes tempted to ask students, “What planet did you come from?” The adolescent brain can, after all, seem alien to adults.
In this week’s podcast we hear stories that dip into scientific reasons for the space-cadettery of adolescence, and how knowledge of this science can help teachers and parents hold onto composure when kids start acting like “absolute twits.”
MUSIC:
Intro: “Yice Hole!” by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro: “Breaking out of Detention” by CHIGGERTICKY
Sources:
The adolescent brain (Khan Academy):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fa8U6BkhNo&t=3s
Myelination and the brain (Khan Academy):
https://www.khanacademy.org/test-prep/mcat/organ-systems/neuron-membrane-potentials/v/effects-of-axon-diameter-and-myelination
Myelination and synaptic pruning (Lumen Learning)
https://courses.lumenlearning.com/wm-lifespandevelopment/chapter/brain-development-during-adolescence/
How easy it is to find fault in others, even as we’re genuinely oblivious that those same faults flash from ourselves like neon signs.
Today’s episode contains three little stories in which proud people are “hoisted by their own petards.”
Incidentally, that phrase, which is now cliché, was first penned by Shakespeare in Hamlet. Its general meaning is “to be blown up by one’s own bomb.” But . . .
The French word for “fart” is pétarade, and therein lies the root of the word that has come to English as “petard.”
So, in essence, to be hoisted by one’s own petard is to be launched by one’s own fart. And that’s kind of what we do when we criticize others for displaying faults that we ourselves display.
Don't forget to visit the website https://chiggerticky.com/ for more harebrained commentary.
MUSIC:
Intro - “Yice Hole!” by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro - “Rickwood Field” by CHIGGERTICKY
He goes from preaching to meddling. Pivoting on this chart
Chiggerticky hypothesizes that major problems in public education root to the fact that students are not considered in a realistic way when educational policy is created.
You can find sources HERE, HERE, and HERE.
Agree? Disagree? Let Chiggerticky know by emailing him at chiggerticky@gmail.com or by posting on one of his social media accounts which can be found by searching the word “chiggerticky”
MUSIC:
Intro: “Yice Hole!” by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro: “Ensley Highland” by CHIGGERTICKY
When bad fortune becomes good fortune. A tale of shoes and Latin.
MUSIC
Intro: “Yice Hole!” by CHIGGERTICKY, with brief audio of Mars Blackmon (Spike Lee) in 1989 Nike commercial “It’s gotta be the shoes!” with Michael Jordan;
Outro: “I Died Using Latin” by CHIGGERTICKY, with brief audio of dialogue between Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer) and Johnny Ringo (Michael Biehn) in the 1993 film Tombstone.
This episode is dedicated with love to the memory of Miss Dorothy Hortenstine.
Teaching converts Chiggerticky from missionary to anthropologist.
Here are two heroes cited in this episode:
MUSIC
Intro: “Yice Hole!” by CHIGGERTICKY (with 5-second opening of “School Days” by Chuck Berry)
Outro: “The Loping Redneck” by CHIGGERTICKY
Chiggerticky chronicles his unending struggle to shut up and listen.
OPENING VOICES:
Trigger warning
by Rick Dietrich;
“For the love of everything sacred….”
by Simon Thompson;
“Why don’t we listen to THEM?”
by Ernesto Sirolli
from his 17-minute TED Talk
which is well worth viewing.
I vibe with Sirolli.
As he says in the talk,
Africa changed the course of his life
for the better,
as it did mine.
Watch Sierolli’s talk here:
https://www.ted.com/talks/ernesto_sirolli_want_to_help_someone_shut_up_and_listen?language=en
MUSIC:
Intro: “Yice Hole!” by CHIGGERTICKY
Outro: “Closin’ Time at Nyrene’s” by CHIGGERTICKY
A TRUE STORY OF RACE & RELIGION IN THE 1960s DEEP SOUTH
MUSIC
- Intro: “Yice Hole!" by CHIGGERTICKY;
- “Jesus Loves the Little Children” music by George F. Root, words by C. Herbert Woolston [public domain]
- “Praise Him, Praise Him! All Ye Little Children” words and music: Anonymous [public domain]
- Outro: “Jesus Loves the Little Children” performed (poorly) by CHIGGERTICKY
FUN FACT: The melody to “Jesus Loves the Little Children” was composed by George F. Root as a Civil War song titled “Tramp, Tramp, Tramp, the Boys Are Marching.” Root is also credited with “The Battle Cry of Freedom,” and “Just Before the Battle, Mother” (I’d love to hear that one!).
Rev. C. Herbert Woolston apparently found “Tramp, Tramp, Tramp” a catchy little ditty; and, inspired by Matthew 19:14 “But Jesus said, ‘Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven,’” Woolston appropriated Root’s melody to the words I learned to sing in Sunday School.
So now you know!
About the time an Ape Man aimed the A-bomb at Chiggerticky.
MUSIC: Intro: “Yice Hole!”; Outro: “Mile-Long Midway.” ALL MUSIC BY CHIGGERTICKY.
There he was, a minister of the gospel, then the church sent him to Africa which led him out of the ministry!
This is a soft-opening preview of a podcast series that will begin on June 13, 2022.
MUSIC - Intro: "Yice Hole!" Outro: "Five Points to Bessemer". ALL MUSIC BY CHIGGERTICKY.