Coming Fall, 2022, a weekly Blazers basketball podcast asking the evergreen question: Does Damian Lamonte Ollie Lillard have help?
Damian Lillard thinks the Blazers could have been champions
if LaMarcus Aldrich had stayed
and Neil Olshey had left
ALSO COVERED IN THIS EPISODE:
The basketball dads talk about the impact Donovan Clingan has even when it doesn't show up in the box score, what does it mean that the young Blazers' core showed up to watch summer league, and should Scoot Henderson participated, and more! Then we go into some of our favorite Blazers nick-names.
The basketball dads discuss Donovan Clingan, Deni Avdija, Chauncey Billups, and bounce around the league.
The Basketball Dads remember Bill Walton and his influence on the city of Portland and why he fit so well...
Shann crowns a new Most Divorced Man
We analyze the most recent spate of teams eliminated from the playoffs and pick which we'd like to be the fan of the most...
Tim imagines the first Bronny - LeBron commercial when he gets into NBA
Anthony Edwards! He is the REAL DEAL
Chauncey assistant exodus...
Rumors of other teams interested? Rodney Billups and Scott Brooks gone...
Nick Nurse loves chains...
Oh boy.
Get This Man Some Help is a basketball podcast for die-hard Blazers fans who are in it for the long haul. We love 77, have dreams about Glide, and will always remember Dame’s wave.
The exit interview vibes are... SAD
The teams vibes, however, continue to be excellent
Chauncey will be back
Scoot is still a high-level prospect
This draft isn't... great
Get This Man Some Help is a basketball podcast for die-hard Blazers fans who are in it for the long haul. We love 77, have dreams about Glide, and will always remember Dame’s wave.
Get This Man Some Help is a basketball podcast for die-hard Blazers fans who are in it for the long haul. We love 77, have dreams about Glide, and will always remember Dame’s wave.
Blazers start all rookies.
Toumani at center?
We’re all Houston Rocket fans now
Sad Dame.
Get This Man Some Help is a basketball podcast for die-hard Blazers fans who are in it for the long haul. We love 77, have dreams about Glide, and will always remember Dame’s wave.
Deandre Ayton has a special relationship with Anfernee Simons, Scoot Henderson is jerked around, and the Blazers may never win again this season Also:
Do the Blazers have an identity?
Grady Dick breaks the Internet.
Jalen Brunson goes for a quiet 45.
Get This Man Some Help is a basketball podcast for die-hard Blazers fans who are in it for the long haul. We love 77, have dreams about Glide, and will always remember Dame’s wave.
Scoot Henderson and Deandre Ayton return to the lineup! Also:
Are the Blazers star-ready
What union would rep Delano Banton
Is Ant a star? Is Scoot? Is Shaedon? Is anyone?
Calabro keeps trying to make Scoot v. Quickly happen
Get This Man Some Help is a basketball podcast for die-hard Blazers fans who are in it for the long haul. We love 77, have dreams about Glide, and will always remember Dame’s wave.
The basketball dads talk about squeaking out a victory over the Grizzlies to make that two wins in a row, gush over the Miami Heat organization, and worry over Chauncey’s weird lineup choices.
How did it take OVERTIME to beat the Grizzlies
Why do players love smaller jersey numbers?
Jimmy Butler (again) and his appearance in Fall Out Boy’s video
Get This Man Some Help is a basketball podcast for die-hard Blazers fans who are in it for the long haul. We love 77, have dreams about Glide, and will always remember Dame’s wave.
The basketball dads talk about what it’s like to shoot on the Moda Center court, Deandre Ayton’s uptick, Scoot Henderson’s injury, Jerami Grant’s good times, and if Chauncey is finally on the hot seat. Also discussed:
Miami Heat and Memphis Grizzlies previews
The Moda Center’s new lease
Jimmy Butler
Get This Man Some Help is a basketball podcast for die-hard Blazers fans who are in it for the long haul. We love 77, have dreams about Glide, and will always remember Dame’s wave.
A basketball podcast for die-hard Blazers fans who are in it for the long haul. We love 77, have dreams about Glide, and will always remember Dame’s wave.
In this episode, the basketball dads talk about:
Damian Lillard's villain turn at the All Star Game
Scoot Henderson's third appearance in the Shooting Stars game and also his partnership with Cheetos
Matchups with the Charlotte Hornets and the Denver Nuggets
Duop Reath
The basketball dads talk about what it means that almost no moves were made at the trade deadline. Other things discussed:
A Minnesota Timberwolves preview
Jason Quick's article on Deandre Ayton
What the rest of the season might look like
What union would endorse Delano Blanton and Malcolm Brogdon
Get this Man Some Help is produced by Puma Distortion
Tim returns from Middle Earth and is in awe of just how good Anfernee Simons is. The basketball dads debate if Scoot, Ant, and Shaedon can all play together. We discuss potential trade situations and Shann once again dunks on Chauncey Billups. We also wade into injury what-ifs and how this season might have gone.
Scoot’s big claim before his showdown with Wemby, obligatory Blazers New Year’s Resolutions, and a special year-end shoutout.
As the NBA Trade Deadline quickly approaches, Shann shares 7 things he’s looking for while watching a Blazers game.
Maybe Chauncey Billups doesn't have the best tactical mind, but he has these Blazers PLAYING HARD. We talk about Jerami Grant and Malcom Brogdon's ongoing tryouts for their inevitable winter trades, Scoot Henderson's leap, Shaedon Sharpe's slump, Toumani Camara's IT factor, and Jabari Walker's ascension. A fun time to be a Trail Blazer's fan.
Yes, that's right, your Portland Trail Blazers are the proud owners of a, count-em, 2-game winning streak. Scoot Henderson looks more comfortable, Shaedon Sharpe may be taking his star turn, and Toumani Camara continues to impress.
Scoot Henderson, Deandre Ayton, and Jabari Walker struggle. Robert Williams III glimmers and Malcom Brogdon tries to take over. The Clippers big brother the Blazers.
We go through the final Trail Blazers roster for the opening of the season and talk about if what each player showed us in the preseason makes us more or less excited. Also, Shann makes some ridiculous predictions about Nurk and Ben Simmons while Tim expresses his doubts about the Bucks.
Shann’s takeaways from the Blazers’ dark match against the mighty New Zealand Breakers. Why aren't the Blazers on TV? Toumani Camara shows promise and don't worry about the vets.
Deandre Ayton, Scoot Henderson, and Anfernee Simons get Fan Fest love. Toumani Camara shows flashes of what he can do. Scoot relishes the spotlight and we go deep into Heat Nation's pain as we read the best (worst) of their Reddit angst in the post Dame era that never was.
Is Scoot Henderson taller? Faster? How does Ayton look? Has Anfernee Simons made a leap? And what about Malcolm Brogdon?
The Basketball Dads discuss Joe's ongoing domino trading style that has now netted Robert Williams III, Malcolm Brogdon, and two first round picks. Plus, we talk about Scoot Henderson, Shaedon Sharpe, and Chauncey Billups media day!
The Basketball Dads discuss Damian Lillard's trade to the Bucks, if Joe should have done Dame differently, and what to make of the Jrue Holiday piece coming back. We welcome Deandre Ayton to Portland and speculate on best case scenarios. Goodbye, Dame, we love you and can't wait for your return. There will be a statue built in your honor!
There is finally some thawing in the ongoing Damian Lillard trade saga. What is that we see on the horizon? A mysterious Eastern Conference team riding into relevancy???
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp and Scoot Henderson the best rookie prospects we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins though we know that it will have lingering effects to our health.
Question? Comment? Kudos? Concern? Email us: getthismansomehelp (at) gmail (dot) com
Thanks as always to Puma Distortion for our music. https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
The Dame trade speculation has finally reached critical mass. Also, Shann answers Tim’s question about why the league has treated Dame and his agent more severely than James Harden.
Come with Shann and Tim as they enter the quantum realm where the Blazers are your NBA Champions and Ben Simmons is a viable NBA player.
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp and Scoot Henderson the best rookie prospects we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins though we know that it will have lingering effects to our health.
Question? Comment? Kudos? Concern? Email us: getthismansomehelp (at) gmail (dot) com
Thanks as always to Puma Distortion for our music. https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
Superstar guard demanding a trade to a title contender? Blazers fans of a certain age have seen this movie before, but here’s why this Dame reboot of the Drexler classic might have a different ending.
We process the news of Dame officially requesting a trade, plus one important question from the start of free agency.
What does it mean that the NBA market doesn’t want small town teams to have nice things.
We talk about that angst on the Blazer twitter, what Joe was thinking, and if our beloved Damian Lillard is shooting himself in the proverbial foot. Also visited in this city: Ted Lasso, Scoot Henderson, and Shann's snacking style.
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp the best rookie prospect we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins.
Question? Comment? Kudos? Concern? Email us: getthismansomehelp (at) gmail (dot) com
Thanks as always to Puma Distortion for our music. https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
Shann drops three Blazers draft-day scenarios: what everyone wants, what we are most likely do, and a full-on fever dream scenario that just might work.
Whelp, so much for the power of positive thinking. The Blazers get the number 3 pick in the draft and French kiss Wembanyama goodbye. Tim and Shann discuss what happens next and Shann leans into the undigestible: trading Dame.
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp the best rookie prospect we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins.
Question? Comment? Kudos? Concern? Email us: getthismansomehelp (at) gmail (dot) com
Thanks as always to Puma Distortion for our music. https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
A bonus little pod as the Basketball Dads anticipate what might come with tomorrow’s lottery.
We lied! Shann and Tim snuck in a cheeky bonus episode wherein we talk about all the wild trade scenarios Shann thought up as he navigated the fog of covid. Listen in to find out how Giannis gets to Portland, if Rudy Gobert is out in Utah, and why it is exactly that Joe Missoula always looks as if he is about to be eaten by something just beyond the camera.
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp the best rookie prospect we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins.
Question? Comment? Kudos? Concern? Email us: getthismansomehelp (at) gmail (dot) com
Thanks as always to Puma Distortion for our music. https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
In the second-to-last episode of the inaugural season of Get This Man Some Help, Shann and Tim discuss the Blazers future, potential chaos in the league, what Damian Lillard meant by Needle Movers and how you need to put your cowboy hat on and ride the tornado.
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp the best rookie prospect we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins.
Question? Comment? Kudos? Concern? Email us: getthismansomehelp (at) gmail (dot) com
Thanks as always to Puma Distortion for our music. https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
In this episode the basketball dads discuss Shaedon Sharpe taking his opportunity and THRIVING, what this means for Anfernee Simons, and the possibility of bringing the king of the unicorns, Victor Wembanyama to Portland. They also discuss their friendship, what next season will look like, and.... spatulas?
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp the best rookie prospect we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins.
Question? Comment? Kudos? Concern? Email us: getthismansomehelp (at) gmail (dot) com
Thanks as always to Puma Distortion for our music. https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
The Blazers are tanking... even as they aren't trying to tank. The results are what we want, but the path? Not so much.
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp the best rookie prospect we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins.
Question? Comment? Kudos? Concern? Email us: getthismansomehelp (at) gmail (dot) com
Thanks as always to Puma Distortion for our music. https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
Damian Lillard is willing the Blazers to win. But when you can barely beat the Magic, and let the Detroit Pistons get too close for comfort, is it time to pack it in?
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp the best rookie prospect we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins.
Question? Comment? Kudos? Concern? Email us: getthismansomehelp (at) gmail (dot) com
Thanks as always to Puma Distortion for our music. https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
With the Blazers on the outside looking in, should we be cheering for a playoff berth or better lottery odds? Damian Lillard might not give us the choice. He is playing on another level, capped off with a 71-point explosion against the Rockets. But with two disappointing losses to the Golden State Warriors and the New Orleans Pelicans, the path forward is muddled.
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp the best rookie prospect we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins.
Thanks as always to Puma Distortion for our music. https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
The Blazers face the All Star Break with a 28-30 record, Anfernee Simons possibly out for a few weeks, and a Western Conference that has been reloaded and retooled. Don't lose hope though! Tim and Shann give you six reasons to feel good about your Portland Trail Blazers.
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp the best rookie prospect we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins.
Thanks as always to Puma Distortion for our music. https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
The Blazers make a... ripple. Trading away GPII and Josh Hart for Cam Reddish, Matisse Thybulle, Kevin Knox and FIVE 2nd round picks. The basketball dads are.... dissapointed.
Link to Jalen Brunson learning that he will be reunited with Josh Hart: https://twitter.com/thenbacentral/status/1623522685446660097?s=46&t=QYkz_5f-t8Q_5A-Od_eY1Q
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp the best rookie prospect we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins.
Thanks as always to Puma Distortion for our music. https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
Damian Lillard drops 60 points in the most efficient scoring night in NBA history to clear out the ghosts of bad losses past. Hope springs eternal for the Pinwheel Empire. The Basketball Dads talk about the All Star team, if Dame will make his 7th, and what, exactly, are we to make over the new drive-to-the-rim style of play.
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp the best rookie prospect we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins.
Thanks as always to Puma Distortion for our music. https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
After two wins against the Mavericks, the Blazers are back out of the playoffs and looking in. Will this muddling season ever turn around? Tim comes back from COVID to inaugurate a new Blazer holiday, What Even Are We Day where he is visited by the spirit of Steve Blake. Shann give reason to be positive, and Dame goes radioactive.Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp the best rookie prospect we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins.
The Blazers loose to the dysfunctional Timberwolves. Should we be struggling this hard in a January game? Are we pretenders or contenders? We discuss if Trendon Watford will ever get off the bench again, what Gary Payton II's immediate impact on the defense is, and Shaedon Sharpe's otherworldly leaping ability.
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? (And the evergreen ancillary question: is Shaedon Sharp the best rookie prospect we've had since, well, Dame?) We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins.
The Blazers give away another game, this time to the Golden State Warriors. Shann and Tim discuss why it is that the Blazers beat the teams trying to tank and lose to everyone else. Should Chauncey be more flexible in his rotations and strategies? Are the Blazers playing Damian Lillard and Anfernee Simons too many minutes? Could we get more out of Josh Hart? Is Shaedon Sharpe still in the air somewhere?
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year. We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip? We will always have pinwheels in our eyes and Nurk fever has never quite left our veins.
The Blazers blow two games out on the plains to the Oklahoma City Thunder. Turnovers, bad habits, and porous interior defense doom them again. Growing pains or symptoms of something more serious?
Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year. We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring home the chip?
Are the Portland Trail Blazers good, or are they just dang fun, and does it actually matter?Can Damian Lillard keep this up? Is Shaedon Sharpe the best ever? Four Blazers on Bill Simmons' trade value list. Shann pitches a company that will taxidermy... you.Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City.
Shann and Tim discuss the two most recent wins against the Indians Pacers and the Utah Jazz as well as Damian Lillard, Trenton Watford, and Anfernee Simons. A Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City.
The Basketball Dads discuss the Trail Blazers' recent skid and also the silver linings.
Get This Man Some Help is a podcast by Shann Kilson and Tim Lane, two basketball-loving dad's in Portland.
Intro and outro song: Puma Distortion https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
Sad trombone. The Blazers lose to the Cleveland Cavs for their 4th in a row. Tim and Shann discuss the potential for a trade, the growing pains the Blazers are experiencing, and some possible silver linings.
Get This Man Some Help is a podcast by Shann Kilson and Tim Lane, two basketball-loving dad's in Portland.
Intro and outro song: Puma Distortion https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
Shann and Tim discuss the Blazers’ winning ways, Damian Lillard’s trust, Shaedon Sharpe’s poise, and Jerami Grant’s ascendency.
Get This Man Some Help is a podcast by Shann Kilson and Tim Lane, two basketball-loving dad's in Portland.
The basketball dads overreact to the Blazers beating the kings and Shaedon Sharpe’s ascension.
Shann and Tim talk all things Trail Blazers. Why they watch, how Damian Lillard looks, is Anfernee Simons OK, and more!
The basketball dads talk about how Danny Ainge managed to kill NBA trades and then bring it all back to life. We test recording and publishing all through our phones.
The Basketball Dads, Shann and Tim talk about the Blazers acquiring Jerami Grant and drafting Shaedon Sharpe. Did we get this man some help? A firm maybe.
Players discussed:
Damian Lillard, Anfernee Simons, Justice Winslow, Jusuf Nurkic, Drew Eubanks, OG Anunoby, et al.
Your two favorite basketball dads discuss the recent rumors surrounding the Trail Blazers, the national media's obsession with the false narrative that Damian Lillard wants to leave, Dyson Daniels, Joe Ingles, Josh Hard, Justice Winslow, Zach Lavine, Jerami Grant, Deandre Ayton, and if we should trade the pick or not. We also get into the potential benefits and drawbacks of Phil Knight, Mr. Nike himself, buying the team.
As always, thanks to Puma Distortion for our music: https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
Shann's mic was a little too gainy, but we're getting better each and every day!
Get This Man Some Help's inaugural episode!
Discussed:
CJ Elleby, Damian Lillard, Anfernee Simons, Josh Hart, Justice Winslow, Jalen Duren, Bennedict Mathurin, Jeremy Sochan, Nikola Jović, Keegan Murray, Joe Cronin, etc, etc.
Intro and outro song: Puma Distortion https://pumadistortion.bandcamp.com/
Audio a little uneven between the two hosts, but will improve!