A Kettle and Some String: Recent Episodes
Dave Rennie
Join Dave on a random trip through all The Doctor's adventures in time and space! Using 'The randomiser' each time where will the TARDIS take us next?
Doomsday weapon! IMC! Adjudicator! Dave and Cliff are taken bythe time lords to Uxarieus, 2472, where a conflict over ownership takes place.What will they make of the lack of barbers, various sneaky political intrigues andthe Guardian of the city’s residence?
Time Lord Victorious! The Flood! Gadget! Dave and Nathanland on the red planet in 2059, at a very important moment in human history.What will they make of Graeme Harper’s most recent direction, The Doctorwanting to leave and Lindsay Duncan’s Adelaide Brooke?
Shangri-La! Rock N' Roll! Ken Dodd! Dave and Jim land in 1959 Wales for a getting to know you dance. What will they make of the bee man mystery, Chimeron biology and Ray being a companion?
John Smith! Remembrance! Scarecrows! Dave and Mark land in 1913 to hide from a family. What will they make of Smith's handwriting, brilliant Freema and that bloody balloon?
Giant snake! Dark places of the inside! Wise woman! Dave, Dan & Mark land on Deva Loka and encounter some wind chimes. What will they make of a healing box, Aris' dentures and a frustrated 5th Doctor?
Lazarus! The Jones'! Lady Thaw! Dave and Luke attend the demonstration of a rejuvenating machine. What will they make of the comic book style, Gatiss' crack and the marvellous CGI creation?
The Watcher! Pharos Project! Cloister Bell! Dave and Si land on the bypass to measure a Police Box. What will they make of Tegan's immovable hat, magic science and Tom Baker's final curtain?
Older Amy! Handbots! Two streams! Dave and Mark land on Apalapucia during quarantine. What will they make of old age makeup, a facility with no signs and Rory's impossible dilemma?
Madame de Pompadour! Clockwork droids! Time Windows! Dave and Frazer land on a stalking 51st century spaceship. What will they make of The Doctor falling for Reinette, a beautiful score and separating art from an artist?
Plunger! Klade! Dave crash lands on Skaro where Davros is needing a name for his new design. What will he make of the new look Davros and continuity errors?
A change to the scheduled programme - I'm locked in the Torchwood hub with a pterodactyl and some pizza and have to do a commentary on the first episode of the 'adult spin off'. What will I think?
Mannequins! Dandy Doctor! Madame Tussauds! Dave and Hannah land with a new Doctor and some meteorites. What will they make of a popular hospital, ballsy Mrs Seeley and corking cliffhangers?
Time Zombies! Van Baalan! Big friendly button! Dave and Ryan are trapped in an exploding TARDIS. What will they make of the android twist, the unlikely girl and a brain turning to clay time problem?
Paul Darrow! Borad! HG Wells! Dave and Dan travel up a Kontron tunnel to Karfel. What will they make of the script editor, entertaining acting styles and The Doctor body shaming?
The Wire! Queens coronation! Blank faces! Dave and Andrew land in 1953 where people are being taken by their TV's. What will they make of Gatiss writing for the Rani, the morality of 1953 told in 2006, and what is on the Doctor's tape?
Eldrad must live! Fossil hand! Andy Pandy! Dave and John land in a quarry and are entombed. What will they make of Judith Paris' impact, nuclear reactor protocols and a poignant departure?
Pond life! Cubes! Shakri! Dave and Luke live a year through the slow invasion. What will they make of another Stewart in UNIT, the death of a modern companion and the fractured ending?
Racnoss! Donna! Car chase! Dave and Daniel are joined by a bride in the TARDIS who is wanted by a big red spider. What will they make of slapping in DW, Lance as a Torchwood operative and Nerys as a frenemy?
The Renegade! Amsterdam! Termination! Dave and Jim land on Gallifrey as an anti matter creature wants to bond. What will they make of a possible Maxil spin off, Colin and Robins night out and who the feck Omega is?
Sardick! Abigail! Shark! Dave and Mark tumble down a chimney of a right humbug! What will they make of privatising the skies, Michael Gambon and the Doctor's meddling?
I do! The angel! Dave is in the attic as Sarah Jane wants to get married. What will he make of machine banter and tragic Peter?
Egg! Germs! Decision! Dave and Edd land on the Moon in 2049, which is falling apart! What will they make of special Courtney, cold Doctor and barmy science?
AC/DC! Wardenclyffe! Scorpions! Dave and Alex land beside Niagara falls where someone is a thief. What will they make of Skithra close ups, guest composers and marvellous Goran?
Rude plants! Honor Blackman! Genocide! Dave and Joe are on Hyperion III during the Doctor's trial with a murderer on board! What will they make of a randy comms officer, ripe dialogue and a trio spin-off waiting to be written?
Portmerion! Demnos! Hieronymous! Dave and Lucy land in 15th century San Martino, Italy where a piece of the Helix runs amok. What will they make of Fredericos servant, the gorgeous period realisation and cult body hairs?
Robin Hood! Sheriff of Nottingham! Robot knights! Dave and Andrew land in Sherwood Forest in 1190 to prove the Earl of Loxley doesn't exist. What will they make of Capaldi comedy, the arrow ending and early draft ideas?
Tombs! Cyber controller! Cyber mats! Dave and Jason land on Telos, interrupting an expedition who have found a pair of doors. What will they make of how Victoria's handled, cyber tomb design and a god tier cliffhanger?
Mud monsters! King James! Witchfinder generals! Dave and Matt land in 1612 Lancashire where a landowner is dunking villagers. What will they make of the icky Morax, powerful character scenes and fruity Alan Cummings?
Melkur! The Keeper! The Source! Dave and James land on the tranquil planet of Traken. What will they make of consul committee meetings, the life of the Keeper and the The Master checking out the gardeners?
Graske! Ode to the universe! Dave lands in the Albert Hall to witness The Doctor throwing music sheets everywhere. What will he make of a conductor being kicked and dealing with a Graske?
Wifi! The Shard! Spoonheads! Dave and Ryan land in modern London via a trip to Cumbria in 1207. What will they make of modern Clara's reactions to events, a nonsensical plot and The Doctor's new purple ensemble?
Crimean War! Mary Seacole! Temple of Atropos! Dave and Melvin land in Sevastopol, 1855 where Sontarans have replaced the Russians. What will they make of the movie visuals, a Doctor on the back foot and Dan's wok?
Sarah Jane! Linx! Castles! Dave and Jo land in Medieval England where a star has fallen. What will they make of Irongrons animal quotes, the sontarans debut and the best companion we've ever had?
Trojan Horse! Zeus! Cressida! Dave and Steven land near ancient Troy, which has been under siege for 10 years. What will they make of Odysseus' bloodlust, Greek myths and Vicki's romance?
Praise the company! The Collector! Public steaming! Dave and Mark land on Pluto in the far future where no-one can pay their taxes. What will they make of this very dark comedy script, underrated sets and the wonderfulness of Louise Jamieson?
Fish people! Zaroff! Atlantis! Dave and John land on a volcanic island around 1970. What will they make of a lost city realisation, Troughton finding his character and the crazy scheme of a man with a pet octopus?
Snake shaped cave! The great minds eye! Legend of the return! Dave and Mark land on Manussa as the Mara is back haunting Tegan. What will they make of a close-minded curator, The Doctor being treated as a crank and local Manussan fashions?
Rassilon! The Master race! Four knocks! Dave and Fraser arrive late to find out the human race is having bad dreams, an old enemy might not be dead after all and something is coming back... What do we think of 'The Woman'? How much do we love Bernard Cribbins? and is the 10th Doctor's final adventure an earned celebration or an over indulgent mess?
The O.K Corral! The Last Chance Saloon! Johnny Ringo! Dave and Pete land in 1881 Tombstone in the Wild West. Is this Dodo's best outing? Which Doctor would be best as a Sheriff? And what do we think of THAT song?
Space loop! Glass floor! Dave is trapped in the TARDIS with the exterior in the interior. What will he make of the Moffat sex jokes and Rory dropping his thermocoupling?
Magna Carta! King John! War song! Dave and Si land during a medieval joust in 1215. What will they make of James Stoker's disguise, French accents and Gerald Flood having a ball?
The Monk! Saxons! Gramophone! Dave and Lucy land in 1066 Northumbria where someone has put a canon on a clifftop. What will they make of Peter Butterworth brilliance, gratuitous violence and changing history?
Odd villagers! Android Sarah! Rhino surgeons! Dave and Dan land in Devesham with a craving for ginger pop. What will they make of a nagging Chedaki, random Kraal countdowns and that eye patch?
Pirate treasure riddle! Barbed hook! Smuggling ring! Dave and Jason land in 17th century Cornwall with no revenue men in sight. What will they make of a stupid Squire, gorgeous locations and Australian censors?
Sinister landlord! Wooden woman! Creaks and rattles! Dave and Jim move to a new 6 bedroom house after some viewings. What will they make of script choices, creepy crawlies and a David Suchet masterclass?
Killer Christmas tree! Blood control! Robot Santas! Dave, along with Nathan and Joe, crash at the Powell Estate at Christmas. What will they make of Klingon aliens, magnificent Jackie and a showdown on defending Earth?
Edwardian racing yacht! Guardians! Dangerous jewels! Dave and Si are sent to The Shadow and a race for Enlightenment. What will they make of creepy officers, various cackles and Leee John being a pirate?
Ice volcanoes! Sticky plants! Whispery, invisible locals! Dave and Mark are sent to the jungle of Spiridon. What will they make of comatose Doctors, Thal leadership skills and a pimped up Dalek supreme?
Red corpses! Prehistoric parasite! Paternoster antics! Dave and Luke are sent to Victorian Yorkshire and a new town called Sweetville. What will they make of a jokey sontaran, randy Matt Smith and nutty villains? Luke's brilliant blog can be found here: https://insidethepandorica637432304.wordpress.com/ check it out! 🙂
Pods! Green cathedral! Dotty painter! The randomiser sends Dave and Daniel to Antarctica and then to a rather lovely estate in England. What will they make of silly scientists, the crusher machine and a stiff upper lip butler?
Swampies! Giant Squid! Orbital shots! The randomiser sends Dave and Mark to a swamp on the third moon of Delta Magna. What will they make of death by the seventh holy ritual, refinery pipes and Tom Baker being wonderful?
Belgium! Decorative vegetable! Dave is sent by the randomiser to two TARDIS' merging and two Doctor's with brainy specs meeting up. What will he make of Doctor Doctor banter and desktop themes?
Water thiefs! The tribe of the free! Andromedan robots! The randomiser sends Jason and Dave to The Doctor's trial and a trip to Ravalox. What will they make of a more relaxed Doctor and Peri, tribe names and displaced planets?
Apple Grass! Cat Nuns! Human Lab Rats! The first place the randomiser sends Dave is the year Five Billion and 23 and a trip to New Earth. What will he make of The Doctor and Rose love, Billie's appearance and David Tennant's first full episode out of bed?