The Tropher Grace Project: Recent Episodes
River Area Select League
This podcast is dedicated to diving deeeeeeeep into the River Area Select League, an endeavor solely for the performance based, bonus heavy, pointapalooza, 30 man roster Superflex league that has been in play since 2007. A league where QBs dominate, late career Jerome Bettis stat lines don’t win you weeks, and sometimes even your bonuses get bonuses. And The Tropher Grace Project - where we often talk about empty calories, double first names and Hatteberg Value - is the home of RASL talk.
Spensaring from your Gigolo sieve. Iambic pentameter. Alexandrian line. Hexameter. Purple Monkey Dishwasher. Get Young Old. You couldn’t handle octameter, certainly not without an adult diaper. TAN-A-HILL, guy. More like Noah FaRt, amirite? I don’t understand and I don’t agree. Match wits with a mad scientist if you dare. Whims with the wind and of the seasons – Keats. Don’t waste that body! Insert your Kelce into the slot. Tampa Haunted Mansion. Rams Defensive Work Study for Greater Los Angeles high schools. Deebo sniffles. Don’t make me say ‘draft capital’. Arm yourself with Scorpion picks. Wentz or NADS, its all forgettable. Rico WHOdle?! Malik Willis found a way to be fringe relevant. Chris Evans The Skipper. Pie In The Sky season. No Lamborghini bumper stickers for Mr. Chicago. Christian Watson Sliding Doors. No one is selecting the mentorship from Taylor Heinicke in their Biz Ed class. The Shadow cold read. Give me husky voice. Hat Eatin’ with The Champ. Tube greasing with Davey. No one liked it when Joshua showed himself to us. Justin lookin fierce with that new tiny waist. Countdown to Bijan becoming an Asphalt Cowboy starts now. Greenies, Lot Lizards and the open road. JuJus pending knee explosion. Got to have the juicy juice to be Top 10. What noob left CD off? It was ME. Not my boys, my young boys. No Shot George. Supple Lamar Legs. Im Treys dad, and I don’t believe in him. Geno Smith depression, main storyline of 2023. The 2nd RASL dynasty is GM Fischer going back-to-back-to-back with Supplemental Picks. Whirling and spinning with Evan Hole. DeVonta Milk Butt.
Im all about Spensarian stanzas. Simple iambic pentameter is the standard league scoring of verse. Grow up.
Do you believe the 3 time champ, or the 3 time chump? Patriots slot Zachariason. Watch the ahnal pronunciations. Kareem’s juice meter is FULL. Mr Chicagos pant full o’ draft bone. Attack of the meat sweats. Ribeye delusions equal Scorpion title game appearance predictions. Curty Sammy 3 day rental. Question deflections worthy of a presidential debate participant. Why are we talking about a 3rd string QB? Abandoning CFD has consequences. Oyster Cracker Hands’ decade and a half in college. EVERYONE is sorta good. The curse of GM Muffs sky high projections strikes GMT again. Tiny people unite. Spam Hormel aka Sammy Beef Dogs. Don’t bog down my made up trade slam dunk with things like ‘details’. Muff Rushmore. Flip FLOP. Harrison Ford wants you to get off his podcast. Nobody EATS pizzas at a Tampa St Louis Park Pizza Party. Mount Muffmore. Math don’t make sense. JV2 Division is generous. The Champs homepage is WikiFeet. Tiny people and cobblers stay away from Maple Grove. Regular Joe 6 Pack with all those callouses which are DEFINITELY from construction. Workin the crank. The RASL slur is ‘fraud’. Is living it worse than watching it? No no no, I simply called him a *#@!sucker. No listening, I steamroll. Listening is for therapists, and soyboys. ALL IN on CROD…as a nickname. Boutte received. Hes a Godfather III guy. East Coast guys last were at the top of the mountain when we were rockin analog phones. 15? Not confident. 20? CONFIDENT. Cohost trying to bury a guy who got shot is quite a taek. For having a crystal ball, this guy sure doesn’t know how to use it. Cooper ‘JEFF’ Kupp. Wearing those Tom Cruise lifts. According to the panel, if you don’t believe every Jack is a Top 5 player, youre a hater. (Hey, certainly no way that could go wrong! Definitely wasn’t EXACTLY what happened last year). Mouths to stuff. Maybe Matt Nagy doesn’t know who Kelce is, or maybe his sister didn’t make it to the Fantasy Suites on Catching Kelce. Trickaly is quite a tricky way to try and say something. Listen to The Champ struggle with how to pick a higher probability in real time. The old canoe analogy. So much smoke you choke. Praise it. The two minute setup pays off.
Mouth and Hole fillers, no wonder theyre best pals.
Live listening with active touching. Huge guy. Grown man lengthening. Reverse Benjamin Buttoning is really just aging. Schweaty Balls. Pronunciation practice. Timberwhacks no more. Psy Ops aplenty. Force fed trade bits. Tech troubles. Jaylen Young Buck. Nonstrategic strategery. We were told to kill your RASL darlings, but NO ONE saw this happening. 3 does not really make a list showing your love of a topic. Lord of the Rings, Frodo, The Ring. Granny shagger. I just don’t have the energy to knock this one out.
Don’t worry, this wasn’t a cry for help – were not in the midst of a midlife crisis. Not with DEON JACKSON on my roster!
Throwing 7 different kinds of spoiled milk. Trey Sermon still not safe. Def not the Throat Goat. Nancy keeps the crown. Jack strays. Confederacy adjacent rollouts. Bad Accent Theatre. Any opportunity you get to swipe at Elon, you take it – collateral damage be damned. One strap boot pullin. LIVE ‘Albert O Could’ve Been Geno Smith’ supernova. GMZ is Lisa and GM Muff is Ralph. No wonder Herbs sucked, the Bracketology guy was calling the Chargers plays. Twitter erection arousing RB stable. Mr Hedgeyberg, the man who never leaves the curb. Boston ‘More Than A Feeling’ Scott > Kenny Fart Trombone. Yes, agreed, its great. The ol’ beach ball through the straw trick. RASL casting couch in SLP with The Lap Furnace. Another graping sized hole to pizza stuff. Get out of the way, I have a pistol, and this dog has an upset tummy. Host fails at nickname pronunciation. LIVE learning about the WR cliff. Non-ambi route runners unite. Spoiled Mayo delivery mechanism, thy name is Will. Run first, run second, pass on fourth down. Is having Darren Waller like having a sh*tload of pogs? Keeping the streak alive of live researching. 90+90+90=100. Allen Robinson doesn’t exist. Cyborg bandwagon hopper. Crack those Chestnuts over an open fire, bay-bay! Hot mayonnaise drip ruins so much. It could’ve been Jakobi Meyers, Jakobi Meyers, Jakobi Meyers so maybe theres a silver lining. Hunter Renfrow winning a classic WYR was not on my bingo card. Nate Hackett dating your sister, deal with it. Eunuch Bet! That math don’t make sense. Marcus loses his biggest fan. Toney crow feast. Northwest Division blindness . Watch out Nancy, this alleyway is getting packed after all!
The main takeaway is that GM FL didn’t take away ‘Jackin It’ from us, and that alone means Timberjacks is a homerun and gift to all of RASL.
Triple Figures. Surprise Satans Alley. Studded collars. Just dudes talkin legalese. Jonny Pickup, Esq. DeAndre Zoolander. 30% Jackin It discount. Tampa area middle schools are very litigious. Were UNpopular? Shirtless screams of guilt. Shades of Tucker Kraft. Tyler Lockett new hobby. Wedding night pantomime. Safe space middle school confessions. Forehead grading. The Champ likes proximity. Will Levis wanderer. Kicking guys versus tackling groups. 33 dudes at once, GM Muff is basically Houston (the actress). Todd Tagovailoa sounds like a horrible hang. Towels are itchy. Thick Boys. Strong taeks on names. Filibustering. Take Quake. What defensive percentage you carrying, bro? Legless Poon. TLock Post Sex. Kings of Research podcast. So much lawyer talk. No joke to be made, like a boat. Alley Whoop. Youre asking us to be way too bendy. Chaaaaaaaaad. Sexy chimpanzee. Where you put ‘finishing’ in the order is imperative. Creepshow Doug cameo. Low bar to clear for ‘skateboarding’. We find out theres a lot of felonious activity in our collective history. When Staind stained, they were Staind. Thighmaster infomercial piracy. Cody+Shirtless+Karate. Classic hot dog scene. Jason Voorhees, canoe man. The American Spirit is repeatedly failing? Death Breath PTSD. Randy Marsh life path. Champ sans A/C is maybe the only way to defeat him. Tail workouts. Silent climaxers, unite! Brie Larson running, apparent turnoff. Freaky with Chiriqui. Alone on Allie Island. Parachute Game aka 3 Eyes. Mr Chicago aint gonna be pleased with this Episode. GM Tampa looking to antagonize the pod. Not understanding the subtext of MacGruber. Titanic 2 : Rise of the Dead. Time is a social construct. Steve, Terry and Brian suck. Up top! Silky button down shirts. Opulent Cravings.
Obviously The Tropher Grace Project is the place for live listening, but it is now the place for live researching as well.
Amityville Mayor level execution. This turd sandwich is made with 10 grain bread, don’t worry. Throat GOAT shoutouts. More points is better, boys. MOVE LIVE DUDES. Just Balls 90 second hits. Theres your ahnal. Bakers Dozen. Old man brain function. Taking the Mayonnaise medicine. Self-fading summer. Squint ‘n Shart draft process.
So many different ways to Fade the Muff.
Lap furnace sauce. Little Dill. On Della Croce, just off the Corso. Crocodile Tears. Stank blank. King Goffrey forever and always. Mayonnaise bounce back. FAAB Roth.
Draft picks are not very fibrous, so make sure youre drinking lots of water when pick eating at the Old Country Drafett as to avoid getting backed up.
Back-to-back-to-back bottom spot finishes does provide a good practice for colonoscopies. The Pickeater swallows Lumberjacks excess. Friend FACE. Putting oneself in the crosshairs. Zamir at 10 and I’LL DO IT AGAIN. Just pretend you DIDN’T trade for Kenny Golladay and instead got to draft Bijan. Dog of the hair. NAILED IT. Nice warm glass of Charbonnet. Ichabod Mayer. Jason Witten the commentator is not a complimentary comparison. Getting the feeling the host likes Michael Mayer. Dickie Greenleaf is the name youre looking for, jackass. If you cant figure it out yourself, it aint worth knowing. Quin-TEN John-STONNNNNN. Lake Elmo Meat Sandwich on Deubener Toast. Vaguely Eastern European Guy makes his belated Tropher Grace pick. Controversial taeks aplenty. Cohost forgetting the rules. WWMrCD Draft?
Car-peeeeeeeees, Bayyyy-bee Back Gibbssssss. Car-peees, Bayy-bee Back Gibbsssss – BAR-BA-CUE SAUCE.
The secret is theyre ALL secrets. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. Repeat Step 4. The Pickeater. Chompin picks Pac Man style. RASL William Wallace. Don’t you talk about the fence. Or Zac. 2024 is the year of the Flappy End. Quest for the Triple Dip! Proposition 24. FANTASY fantasy football. RASLs Jane Polley. Ol Hot Crotch saving the RASL platoon from a WR landmine. Hating TDs because TDs hate me. The Al Man cant wheez the juice with The Weasel if hes outside the Bio-Dome. Gigolo Convention at Motel 6 off Route 6. Talented men filling needs. Cohosts shedding clothes with anti-RB sentiment. Smokey just passing the buck. Dynasty opinions that could land you in jail. Dandy, fancy college boy talkin book readin. Head into the Love Tunnel after the Kissing Bridge with the hottest new RASL couple. Hole fillin. PIZZA. Pill swallowing and spoonfuls of sugar. BFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Assessing the best ball passers. Get the Tights while the Tightening is Tight. You want em sounding like . Eastern Suburb Big Tight End Boy. Lesser Thanos hobbies. David Puddy prototype. ‘BPA’ is all that’s written on that Post-It. Lumberjack sandwich on Deubener toast. Champ takes a brief in-Summit trip to Gillooly Jammy Willy. Glass of 1974 Zachy California. I love that for you. Proper word order is important when finishing, boys and school are next to one another. Swallow it and fart it away later. Sawdust sandwiches for our Steinbeckian protagonist. Fancy dance berets. When you win 3 times in a row, you don’t have to learn names. Youre known as Dump now.
Just only longing to have a good sit and stare pairs well with only ever wanting Jared Goff. All very, very Muff.
Greenwood Torque. Countdown to Yay Yay Troops Day. Pony Play. Hot ‘N Ready takes on a new meaning. Shakeys partially used gift card incentive. V+J. Both. Thawing of the draft freeze. Muff Daddy & The Family. Cant stop, wont stop. Bring you home, throw you right back out on the street. Marauders! Flooded with Muff Stuff. Rod support. Turn it up to 11. Guest sipping from a baby bottle in the ultimate test of TGPs ‘kink positive’ environment. Because its sterile, and I like the taste. Walking into an ambush. Jeudy strays. Bigger, better, scouting. Graping pizza. No Parks Zhemiah. Booty Moody Block. Red meat for his fellow Chicagoans. Mouth of Mayo Man. Kuntz Bomb. Cant teach height when speed doesn’t kill. Gobble Gobble. ‘My sources are saying…’. The sexy danger of anti-DC. The urban legend of The Al Man, backseat phantom. Get all the sexy board talk you can possibly handle. Stinky tinkle hands. Heading right upstate for 5-10. Just one bar of soap.
Fun game: somebody is punch drunk from his work week during recording. See if you can guess who it is.
Ace of ahnal. You cant pin down GM Carp – go ahead, try. Crotch barbeque. Undercarriage bits. Roll it again. Family member no-fly zones. Pay the dad tax. Pinkie stank. Receptions plopped on the chest. Hot Carls. ‘Jazzzzzzzzz!’ – All Time Assists Leader as he finishes. Fattening for the kill. SEVEN THUMBS UP. Covered in sundae. The Secret World of Alex Matt. First time sex. Post 11PM EST trade eroticism. Flutie Fingers. Tough nubbins. Will Do Flutie Stuff for Metchine. Bushy brows equals instant wetness. Plug and forget it. Slingin Sammy Schlongdongin. Champ stench. $1 orphan. Modern dance passion. Albert & Jaylen or a brand new car? Hearing GM Muff read back his trades with Champ and assess the value delta in real time is harrowing. Centaur screw turning. Davey, Joey & Ry Guy triangle of hype. Jimmy Broadsword. Desert dry. Raining positive comments all over the guys back, depending on where hes facing. RASL Sophie’s Choice. It is time for you to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man. May you have as much fun as Doug on the monkey bars. Happiness malaise. Irish proverbs. Somebodys squad is way less sexy. Blakos! Non-consensual retirement. Bear mace arousal. Post T pocket muscles. Politician style question answering. Carnal knowledge.
The answer always used to be true…or false. Well, one of the two.
Anal hats. Swamp rat sized holes. Premarital sax. Couple of Philly Bubble Boys. Have you been afflicted by Joshua Kelley trade offers? Furry handcuffs. Transposed Larry. Pick dumping. Stanking up the bottom of the barrel. Champ dirrty laundry. Hand soreness from too much back patting. Hog slappin. RASL Hims. The Champs coat has never looked shinier. Mr Bananas, The Drafting Chimpanzee. THANKS OBAMA. I didn’t hear ‘rate’ either on first pass. Don’t leave the guest alone with your pizza. A bottom 5 dinner party. Surprise Afrikaaner apologist. Mr Muff, huge fan of the Empire. Will Levis gets NFL Draft interview hints from new agent RM Hatteberg. Never ending positive comedy feedback loop of punch to balls. Travis Kelce saves. Two GMs with the opportunity to rewrite their history. Snipey. Don’t you compliment me. Best pal late night couch spooning. I will wait for you, Geno. A draft so bad no one even wants to really make the REdraft picks. Dez Bryant Haunting. I have the worst MO, apparently. Thinking you had kicked your terrible habit only to be called out live listening. UDFA WR yam-yam. I give it a million stars. Schlongdongin. Honey Bijan. Lets get weird. NICE GW. Eat your pumpkin pie. Nice & Dainty. Kielbasa calves. Down low meat. Sausage squats. Unlike Derek, Bryce isn’t faking. What a bizarre interpretation of a typical draft season phrase. Megatron 2.0. Superfluous Ts. Strong Legs UNITE. Extra denim situation in Hoboken. GMZ and Doug poppin pills and helmet scouting. Only over the phone business allowed for Flutie. The Champ is a one night slam kind of guy at QB. No talking, just work. Unkillable monster at #15. Ball on tee and WHIFF. It rhymes with graping. Ask for one word, get four. Great prospect profile, only concern is the murder. GM Jack drowning in dips. Doug will have you blacking out. Don’t try his magic beans. Jamo & Hooker makes a party in Deubener come 2025, maybe. MeTVs favorite low T hawker. Little Punch Drunk to close out the mocking. Gimme that body. Findin your huckleberry. Graping pizza. Your ahnal bucket may be full, but that theres plenty more coming. Burying Haydey Christy. Guy who created Star Wars is mid, says dude who drafted DeVier Posey.
I don’t like what Palpatine says, necessarily, but I do like how strongly he says it.
Flaunting of guest decorum. Self-given nicknames. Secret shiving. Compliment sandwiches. The upsettingness of bizarro RASL World. Its Ryan Abdul! Stackin blizzys. ‘Consent & Buy-In’. Discussing difference between active and live listening. Problem Child knockoff. RASL Dad. 56 Points. Costanza Draft Strategy. Big & Meaty freight trains. Sausage express. Don’t give me no dainty boys. Put that physics hat on. Keep those beakers straight! Flip flopping like a beached carp. Jorts enthusiasts unite.
Abbreviating Analysis Rating was a bad choice.
Muff passing. Listening live or being on the pod – you say potato, I say potato. Hairy men. Rookie Fever carryover. No notes, perfect 10. APB for GM Cobian. Johnny Squarepants. Pants so straight the host cant even sit. Live listening. Clean, crisp segues and handoffs. Juicy Raven pies. Chilis Triple Muff Dippers! So many sauces. Our beautiful CFD. Across the pod slights. Muff Stuff. Zac Taylor, Dominatrix. Six Degrees of Mufferation. Commish footnote threats. Trade gestations. When you don’t even feel the trades anymore. Junk trauma just to feel alive. Strip yourself of Josh & Joshuas. The Al Man hiding just off stage. Analyisisisissssssss. Todd Collins? Spergon Wynn? Oyster Cracker Hands. Grease him up and wiggle out. Cringey Carr. Knife strike usually follows Mr Muff telling you youre a nice guy. 68% into the Ep and no shot at The Al Man from the cohost. Lawyer pants = straight pants. Young Swedish male virility. Drunk with Victory trade bonanza. Sangria mouth influenced deals. Get on the American Bus! Can you pass the quiz? Jacquizz & Jizz Rodgers, fantasy football fun guys. Late in the round best friend support. Whats juicy to one man is stale and putrid to another. Wacco Flacco longevity.
When you cant trust ‘Mustachioed Man Looking For Friend’ ad on Craigslist, weve lost as a society.
Wacko Flacco Flame. New best friends? Dale and Brennan 2.0. Warm hands. Beard Boys. Compliments by means of mini digs. Testosterone flow. Doug Flutie Creepshow. Weirdo Leprechaun. Everyone loses! Brock Purdy humblebrag. No grave desecration this episode – not due to lack of effort from the Co-Host. Sssssssss. Intimidating camera presences. Offseason Zangief. Podcast undies. Guest glow session. Downtown Funky Stuff Malone. Bee in the bonnet. Derek Carr is the Zangief version of Joe Flacco. Ridiculous statements of average quarterbacks. Joe Flacco, Cool Guy. Get used to hearing ‘heres the deal’ today. Regular Wayne Brady. You know the FIOS guys? GM Muff new draft metric is sex history. Incepting the Danboy. Rasputin Jaffar Svengali. Brokebacking with Scary Terry. Total turd farts. Word choice skewering. Albert O Money Shot. Sam Howell whisper behind the ear. 2022 Centaur draft class has GM Muff new mattress shopping. Skyy sized hands. Dante Calabria forearm hair game. RASL alternate realities. Paid da cost to be the boss. Centaur LensCrafters. Cautious boner. Yeah, that’s not lovable. Wishing for Bobby Trees low ceiling WR3. Youll take Tyler Higbee, and youll like it. Id rather take a zero. Just give me a penny on the dollar, please. He WAS the MVP afterall! Entrails out the backside, if were being blunt. I didn’t download it, but listened to it live. Suffice to say, I was there. Jimmy can jump! John Skeletor. Sufficient awkwardness. Murderer, Cold Spring native. Manny Sandy. Shop the rack at TJ Maxx. Marcus Arrelious Benn. Normal business hours communication. Guest with strong neck takes. Co-host cock thoughts. Penologist. Bang it against the mic. This is no longer a blue podcast, guys, dont worry. Schlongdongin.
Whats the better super-secret hidden RASL Bonus – smokeshow girlfriend bonus or scoring 58 points in Week 2 of the 2022 season bonus?
Being CFD is better than being kind. We make our laurels work. When sour grapes mean something else. 3 time D3 Practice All American. The Boss makes you wait for the guitars to hit. Honey Bijan runnin the Wing T. Re-reheated Caseadillas. We talk our book. More mayonnaise sandwiches. For Sale : A Big, JUICY Pick. Yelling youre NOT anti-Despot is only good in the context of TGP. Thick layered lies on toast. Flip flopping like a beached fish. Maple Grove limited series life cycle. Cade Otton appetizer sampler. Kendrick Bourne origin stories. Forced trade poison pills. Dumps in the backyard. Choo choo on the Mudd Express. Step Brothers playing out in real life. Irish leprechaun weaving 4ths and 5ths into gold. WERE NOT LAST. Anus Tart. Elijah Moore Babysitters Club. Scorp shots at all opportunities. Previously. Significantly. Immensely. 3 year Jaron sickness. #leverage Look at our certificates! Jaron dunce cap. Most of the NFL has been Muff at some point. Cool Dude Bonus. Fraudulent Carr. Questionable Mr. Muff hangs. Upgrade the dice roll. Timmy Patty payback. 1 for 1 throwbacks. Monogamous trader. Foes become friends before our eyes? Murder, Death, Kill. Chad Henne bad vibes still burn. Small potatoes. Chuckwagon bulk buying. Kennedy Brooks subbasement. No Ragrets in Maple Grove. Turn it to 2.0 speed for Muff trade recap. Inverted negativity sandwich. Boars Head in Maple Grove? Sex positive podcast. No kink shaming. Joe Flacco brain break. Playing the long game. Drafting for 15 years in the future. Brian Brohm fan fiction. Throw in a Harry Douglas. All Dannys look alike. SMASH that subscribe button. 281 330 8004.
Mad Thompson got that promotion over you three years ago? Sour grapes. Upset your nephew made a joke about your spare tire a month ago? Evidently, sour grapes. Irked you got a parking ticket this week? Apparently, sour grapes. Annoyed someone just called you by the wrong name? YOU GUESSED IT, sour grapes.
Cordial life partners. Easter egg for the dais. Picture that fuzzy head. Tyler Hilton murdering Croatian targets was a bizarre turn for OTH – and thats saying something. Dog eating heart is THE peak of television as a medium. Too much baggage to take on for a one night stand. Keep it simple. Scotty McCreery shoutouts. Sexy anthems. ‘Rock’ music. Articulation in hip-hop was underrated. A list full of feels. The power of Eve 6 compels you. Ciara, LETS RIDE! Na Na…BYE. Grin-DING. ‘We All Agree! No notes’. Coming together in Von Dutch. Uncle Kracker bon mot. Don’t go moppin the golf course floors without protection. Loon isn’t great, but were fans. Ginuwine and Marion Winans warp CCs mind. Welcome to Fergietown from Mayor Josh Duhamel. Rob Thomas wordplay. ‘Fergie has better songs’ isn’t incorrect, but it is fun to hear a 40 year old man say. Sister Jean is the NCAA version of Fergie. Bassist slander. At least Paris Hilton had a personality. 3 Doors Down walkout fakeout. Tight leather chokers. Ryan Atwood cosplay. Things that roommates do. GM Steinhaus secret bracket sauce. Avril Lavignes superest fan. This Snoop Dogg voter mustve been born in 1997. Wheres Ashton?! Everybody get chippy. Remember when we liked each other? Treat Chilli better. Matthew Lawrence tangents. Sexy people plane connections. Ruminating on where Chilli and Joey from Blossoms little brother sit on an airplane. Whose peanut butter is smoother? Too many pregnancies in Hemplace. Half as important as Avril Lavigne. Murphy Lee fanboying. Choosing not to acknowledge Sk8er Boi. Canada Band A and Canada Band B. Canadian Taylor Swift. Deryck, Chad, Brody & Tyga. TI is the LeBron to Murphy Lees MJ in The Champ pantheon of rappers. Carrying the My Humps torch. Rudy Huxtable awkwardness. Music Video Man. James Blunt based chastising. It still hurts. Its good, and good for me for liking it. Davids Daily Positive Affirmations. We talkin nuts. How did you skeet skeet skeet? CCs inverted Get Low dance moves made her the most popular person in Maryville, MO. If youre not sure, its probably Ashanti. Relationship Hinder Clauses. Don’t do as Jack Hinder does. Betterhelp.com hidden advert. Songs you can sing stupid to. Buck Hinder providing the door to an open marriage. Putting WAY too much on Plain White Ts. Wearing your terribleness all over your awful Affliction shirt. Ushers weird back alley musical. Cruise line talent shows. Vida Guerra shoutouts. Raw, unfiltered emotion. Don’t feel bad, what could there possibly be for a guy like me at the SI Swimsuit Launch Party anyway? Thinkin Mans jokes. Im a Pretty Little Dancer Boy.
Come for the One Tree Hill storyline recaps, stay for the music showdowns.
In or on the saddle. Believing in yourself. Ping Pong Balls of Fate. Not understanding probabilities. Sellers remorse. Zac Taylor Reverse Power Stance. Two day Sting styled tantric release. March 1st wad blowing. You deserve better than Muff level goal setting. Being early on 8th year players is certainly a market to try and corner. Ask yourself, ‘is this too Muffian?’. Champ pinata. Rudy was a douche.
‘The only person I wanted is Goff’ – The Saddest Man On Earth
Wheres our Taye Diggs? Finding my own feedyard. New Yorks one true team fails Gotham. Worst disaster to happen to the New York Metropolitan area since the late 1800s, full stop. Not enough #6thboroughswag. Bunker recording. Anachronistic podcast apparatus. Mr Chicago as Lex Luthor. Ohio as the new coast. F YOU, berg20, IM the G in this chat room! Since when did Oliver Twist have internet access? Getting banned from AOL. Mega raging hog will do that. Counting throbbin members to go to sleep – just your regular Thursday. Nathaniel not Hack-ing it, ™ Dirtbag. Strategy > Narrative. Shouldve gone for the Rocky III route, Big Apple Bozo. Lesson for all you kids out there – stay humble. All podcast content, all the time. Doin it for The ‘Gram? Na, doin it for The Pod. Theres a thing as too much respect. Turning on our king! Limp Pick Nick. Does anyone want to win this ticklefight? Put some ‘spect on Slingin Sammy Ds name. Take that, Tee Higgins! The high road is for chumps. Its over when someone soils their pants. I wanna be high on my own supply. Limp D’in to 195. BRING ON THE BAD KARMA. Cheshire Grin. Not completely solid guarantees. Centaurs discipline issues.
RASL Father & Son Deathmatch….Or Frienship Bowl 2.0. There SHOULD Be Blood, but it might just be hugs.
BONUS Holiday Themed Pop Culture Countdown + RASL Playoff Anthem. Dont mind the Scrooge that took over the Host chair; hes just exhausted.
SPOILER ALERT! They made additional Die Hard films. Respecting CFDs privacy. Dickensian Dust Bowl Grapes of Wrath childhood. Muffy Twist. All brands of mayonnaise. Getting the hand out quick. Mikey Lightnin Fingahs vs Johnny Quick Fingahs. TE Motzo Ball Soup. SUCK IT, IOWA! Check your calendars, its time for a strategy switch in Maple Grove. Hes a cookin a sumthin. NADS with one, final, bit of nut trauma for Mr. Chicago. A tragedy in two parts. Bye Week Boys in the Champions Chalet. Watching the proletariat clash for our amusement. Bad Boogie Nights adjacent puns. Floodlights on the Tropher DisGraced stage. RASL PLAY-OFFS! Hoboken bloviating. The smoke you asked for. Mike Evans REVENGE GAME.
Oh, take my hand,
Young Helmsmen, and we'll fly
Bring out your broadsword, theres the Poon
Slice his throat and grab his scrot'
You take the high road, I'll take the low
There, the Tropher, fill it with your mighty juice
Wondering where parenting went wrong. Awkard Sexual Tension REUNITES! Sensual touching. Gremlin in your automobile. Getting on the wrong end of The Miles Sanders Experience…again. HigBlow. Hunting for Hunt. Capitulating and simping. Walking it back. Eye to eye insulting. Making buckets or tongue kissin – these are the two true outcomes. FAAB hoarding. Sitting on waiver dollars hoping to turn it to gold. Ty Dolla Sign hollaback. Sit Dalvin and Start Bam. BAM IT. Executive travesty. FAAB is a myth. No FAAB November. All the confidence in the world for Dr Touchy. Middle school girls cut with knives. Certs for The Commish. Don’t list the names, that makes it worse. One of has a Cyborg. USWNT Air Raid vs Wishbone situation. Flip Floppin Warlock. JAGin it. Levels of Mayo QBs. Crossing the Cabbage Hands Bridge. Severe ageism against Kenny. TAKE QUAKE. The great healing is everyone coming together to agree Mac Jones isn’t very good. Jekyll/Hyde in Madison. Our guest doesn’t know nuance isn’t allowed in the TGP studio. The phrase youre looking for is ‘tanked’. Unraveling the perplexing East Metro Exhaustion. Meetin at the feedyard. PBMW folded into a trunk. Pulse of the people. Getting it from the ground floor, where GM Hatteberg sleeps. No one glowing up GM Jenkins! Champs lack of scruples. SERIOUSLY, the WARRIORS BEAT THE POON LAST WEEK! Black Magic usurper. Shiv him! This guy who hasn’t won in THIRTEEN YEARS must lose. Max MER murder. Keep going to the Blaine Well. FTX fueled delayed retirement. Purdy good in the Bay Area. Banking on NADS is tragic. JK Dobbins aka Bumkneez Jr. Licking his own tears. Stick to SOMETHING, man. The Champ may lose his personal eatin bowl and have to kneel up at the trough in the Feedyard. Chest poop. Double grave digging. Whats it mean when youre turd has started multiple games for your squad? MAN Man. The only Northwoods hunting I am comfortable with. GM Hatteberg, Dust Bowl youngster, apparently. Kelly Tripucka vs Brad Lohaus Free Throw Challenge HOT ACTION. Hunt Arena slushie memories. Double Dragon disaster. Deubener over Whitacre was a regular occurrence at 1313. Going FULL Lake Elmo Lifestyle.
Blow Jackson and Randall Cunnilingusham are off limits when playing Tecmo After Dark.
Gettin off the schneid. Put your team in peril – live a little! Come at the hands. 3 weeks in Muff Land is overstaying your welcome. You don’t wanna be out here in these QB streets, homeboy. Point Sieve. ROSL Stots. Pro Bonering against your will. Can collateral impact be positive? Tell me, Science Man. Sausage on the mind. We just call ‘em Bangers In The Mouth. Good things for Skittle health. A tall, cold glass of LIQUID SEX. Somebody bout to get pregnant. Mavis popping his head in while two rooms over. Love, Hate, Love, Hate. NADS and Annnnnndyyyyyyy. The highs and lows of the Warlock/Gigolos romance. Matching cursed seasons. Ya HATE to see it. HATE to see it. Al Man, low hanging fruit harvester. The black magic cauldron isn’t empty yet. Cookoo bookoo bonkers. Mr Chicago, the Draft Wizard. Baseketball style playoff rundown. INTERNET FREEZE. Regular season finale Byemageddon. Coach Cobian in the Touch Club all by his lonesome. Selling your soul for a Super Bowl – the price? Baker Mayfield. Trent Sherfield REVENGE GAME. Tiny Human joins the fray. Joe Burrow aka The Donkey Show aka Joe Chilly. No evidence these guys can do anything – but they ARE guys. What do you care, youre no longer an 0fer! Defensive Austin Hoopering is too sad to actually implement. Make The Champ have to choose his son to be sacrificed at the RASL altar, or pass on a softer path and lose out of familial ties. Abraham level DRAMA. Tee Higgins price equivalency. Lil Sweets gobblin up Russys points. Victory Bread.
So, if the St Louis Park beat Deubener and Lake Elmo beats Stillwater in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Geneva goes to the Quarterfinals, unless Maple Grove can upset Whitacre and Washington County ties Hopkins, then Hoboken would play Strasburg and Brookline in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a qualifier can be crowned
Muff have the stuff. Northwest gets Poon Spiked again. Reup your pass for the Pro Bowler Mike White Express. 6th Borough Swag. The next great American sports upset. Snapped Scorpions. Please, no sheets in Saint Louis Park.
No, Jalen Ramsey at center back wouldnt have Uncle Sams Army carrying the Cup from Qatar.
Thankful for cashing out on Wall St. MILF Hunter manuscript. When negatives somehow stay positive. This aint altruistic. Protect Ya Neck and Diversify Yo Bonds. FINISH IT. Fungo in the pills. Injury tsunami. Medical railroading. Waiting on the scumbag. Despot tic tac toe. Ser Rashid Shaheed. Mercy killing on the East Coast. Potential tomfoolery. Championship level hypocrisy. The Slingin Sammy D Era is BACK – playin all your favorite hits! There is a giant problem with the word ‘tried’ coming before the phrase ‘acquire Baker Mayfield’ in Week 12 of 2022. Were living in a POST Rejected Baker Mayfield Trade world. Lets play that old parlor game, ‘Ignore, Face Punch or Porch Shit’. Were not a YPC podcast. RASL GM level athleticism. Soft in the Middle Kyren. Rams Punk’d. Slingin Sammy D full circle. PBMW, The Remix. Mid ep stroke for The Warlock. Mavis Moments. Liquid Sex eradicated. Incorrect, its ZERO. ‘When you say it like that, it makes it seem like I don’t know what Im doing’. Beating yourself, that’s the dream. Jersey Don Draper. 6th borough swag. Diverted flight security risk fallout. Go out and get those running backs that play football in the National Football League. He tried the right way and it just wasn’t for him. The safeword is ‘TURKEY’.
Sure, theyre points. And, yes, theyre worth more than twice as much. But, theyre not the right points. Well, theyre good for MY guy, but theyre different for your guy. Anyway, its complicated.
Football Savant Zac Taylor. The Muff Minute. Criss crossing the last episode for Zac Taylor nuggets. Forced Higbee on hand. Stop being a man of principle. 16 Gus Edwards. D’Ontantric. 2 days of ‘ohhhhhhh’. When ‘keepin it tight’ goes wrong. Cesspool promised land. Peak behind the curtain at board room level deal. Supreme negotiating. 3rd Round kindling. Cook your smores on this Muff Cabbage Draft Pick fire. Chase POOLclay. Lenny No Wiggle & Rachaad Sans Shake. The OLD old fashioned way. Just tell me when to stop clicking ‘Add Picks’ to this deal. Triple Alive. Burning into the sun with aliveness. Deon Jackson Pre-Buyers Remorse. Poon locker room shame. 5 year plans in an industry built on 3 year windows is high end zagging. Predator Profiles. Zac Taylor stiletto Crush Fest. Maple Grove MAX POWER. Early 2000s Bucky building. Touching the untouchable. Byemedgeddon. NYCs one TRUE team. 6th Borough Swag. Congratulations on the sex. Hoboken pulling a ‘Larry’? Lifetime CPatt contract. Behind every door is a cyclical rebuild. What could possiblye go wrong? Young, FRESH sticks. Half of you in the Touch Zone. Backyard backdoor play. Reminder, were trying to keep it ‘tight’. Real Kindergarten parent energy. The extra ‘T’ is for tubular. GM to Coach miscommunication. Bizarre interpretations of ‘feel good’ stories. Get me on that Muff Cabbage player burn mailing list. Kenny G reconciliation. Upstate cottage planning. D’Onta Foreman murder police.
Shhh, you hear that? Some say if you close your eyes, and focus hard enough, you can hear The Warlock singing Proud To Be An American from any point in the U-S-A.
Female antagonism right from the jump. Pop music racket. PBMW Lifestyle. Purposely misquoting the cohost for supreme content. Zac Taylor simpin. CMC Wooderson. Arguably cherry picked Tua stats. Jorts judgement. Mr Muff. Sour Double Dippin. Morality Value Adjustment. Drake DOOD. London subbasement. Total Douche+Complete Toolbag Love Affair. Flu induced diatribes. Vomit everywhere. Cooks finger in the eye. Gigolo 'studs' seems redundant. Diontae Doomsday. F them picks and F that transmission. Mid highway reversal. Dimes for a dollar. Simple men with brittle masculinity. Emptying fluids. River Area Squashed League. Beat me and tell me how bad I am. Ronda Rousey personal grappling dummy. MAX MER MATCHUP is, exhales MERfect.
A Cyborg can’t be washed. They’re metal.
Pazuzu from the top rope RIGHT off the bat. SPA-OOOOO-KY! Upsetting the apple cart. WR midseason materialization? Make dynasty what you want it to be. Chase your unicorn. Clowns in Congress. PHONY! Returning to triple digits with the Fitzpatrick sisters. Indirect paths taken. Emasculation Station. Parasols, oversize lollipops and pretty dresses being paraded about town. Were a waffle podcast now. Backyard body pits. Force Multiplier. Elite window closing. Off mic Champ chime ins. Ending a dominant streak makes Stormy a spicy little pepper. JaMycal is no plan a’tall. ETN chastity belt. Strip down and get weird. Grease up and keep the lights on. Loose interpretations of the term ‘promising’. Half assed medical breakdowns. Commish & Warlock Injury Corner. Hamstrings are just like body hair, it comes back thicker and stronger every time its cut. Scalpels not scruples for Dr Dan. Gage Creed style. Urinating on the Hippocratic Oath. Fred Guinn impressions for the kids. Projecting hard. 6th Borough Swag. RASL Jamie Lannister. Y’all come on down to the Feedyard to view Viserys’ head on a spike. Positive reformations into the mirror are a TGP staple. Lacking pride, curled in the fetal position, asking not to be pummeled into a paste. Fluid finishing. Smash that Like button. ‘Na, babe - this is RESEARCH’. You’re gonna have to be cool with moaning. Check your children’s candy for Wilford Brimley.
Remember, those fat cats in Washington won’t be saving you from your Rookie Fever.
It sounds better when Michael McCary does it. Bad Math Band. Brandon Allen Bullet Train. Ray Stevens cameo. Thermodynamic miracles. The start of the Kenny G/Mr. Muff whirlwind romance. Pea soup palette. Ya Kid K wants to tell you something. Bangs phase. Trips to the Glue Factory. The price of RASL immortality. Talking to your toddler about Hopkins not winning. Black Magic. Stacks of memorable WR draft choices. Public indecency. Assaultlisberger has more to do with The Streak than wed want to admit. D'Ernest Detonation. Thankful The Champ is now wearing pants.
To be fair, when you lose by 2.9 million but actually win via antiquated systems, you can somewhat forgive a simpleminded dolt for thinking he will be anointed victorious when he loses by over 7 million.
You can’t hard pivot in the abyss. Questioning the point of waking up any and every morning. Meatball stained shirt. Week long shower sabbatical. Debating what defines exclusivity. Dynamic stretching. First ever REAL TIME breaking news. Mutinous ‘Jacks?
Sarah Fitzpatrick, Michelle Fitzpatrick, Claire Fitzpatrick - triple figures.
Just a 12 year old, gleefully yelling 'Pump, Pump' while watching BET in the mid 90s.
I honestly have very little clarity on what is contained within this Ep. The past week and a half has been one indiscriminate haze. Im just glad it ended with Soul For Real.
Subway sandwich truth bombs. Stat dense stomach pain. Drunk on sangria. WATCH THIS. Usher Meme Workout. Frenemies. Clearing the trade queue. Washington County Victory Brunch. Warrior transaction edging. Guaranteeing another year of Muff. Tee spite. Tappin out the tube. There’s magic inside. Wined and Dined. Tequila fueled madness. Davey Monty Frankenstein. San Fran grist for the mill. Halloween sexy troops. Lee Greenwood fanfic. Patriotic OnlyFans. Davey Dr Manhattan. Hogdoggin. Champions lack of relatability. Hopkins Heights. Muff Cabbage mirror. Makos? YOU WISH. Making peace with being the Cabbage for at least another year. Domestic RASL issues. 10:45PM coffees. Painting the RASL landscape with trade juice. Webster’s official definition of ‘folly’. WR Hyperbole. Too much Marcus is what equals sadness. Carpie ding dings in his pantalones. A single locker packed with men. Professional self loathing. Trey Sermon riddles. FRAUD ALERT Managing your way to an ‘L’. Colonel Mustard mistakes. Immediate takebacks. You just CANT feel The Rush after trading 4 1st Round picks, dawg. Na. Ive made a huge mistake. Hungry beast lurking. Teddy Two Gloves hair stylist convos. Daddy dont-a-like a-Tony-da-Gibby. Go Big Apple Bachelors, you coward! This Jimmy G nonsense has to end. Some things some people say sometimes. Bratty Sis subpage. Eastern European dudes return. Absolute #1 troops podcast in U-S-A.
Our Little Joe Joes all grows up. And you know what big boy? You’re grown up! YOURE GROWN UP! Yeaaaaaaaah, dig that!
Solo styling, complete with graham cracker breaks, drum banging background noise, and the occasional 'dont push your baby brother' pauses
No cassette tape co-host….yet. Slighly less compact. Large magnet leisure time. TO WHAT END?! The Unpleasantness. Nixon style enemies list. College nicknames call out. 2 Montys, no, 16 Gus Buses, yes. Young Muff rough intro. Not so thinly veiled threats. Even GM Carp cant push back on this Lamaring. Man Trade Train opens back up. Prep for CFD to go back east in a week or two. ACTIVE TANK ALERT. Kick in the chuts – that’s chubby nuts. Make the move for good looking men. Google Image Search closed the deal. Corey Davis hot potato. Winning on brevity. Strim it. New NFL superstar Joe Flahko. Kurt Cousins Naughty Boy. Groundskeeper Willie has a pretty good piece. Sharing the Detroiters Raz Chunks clip RIGHT before recording might have been a mistake. Jimmy Robby backup. Guess whos back to being labeled a fraud? CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER! Glass house built on sand. Throw a bone in that pot. Draft picks falling out of every orifice. RAM everything, even the megabytes. Grab your leash so we can go for a walk. Tough groins. The return of the Skittles hospital ball. Per game played basis because this isn’t Amateur Hour. Fast forward to 2023 as we are but puddy in the Hopkins playpen. Awesome Ekeler and Mixing It Up with Mixon. Ham Sandwich1 & Ham Sandwich2. Cyborg murder. Catskills comedy. Detractorcitos. Its NEVER too late for a Diet Mountain Dew. Choke on these Kudos. Still very much an anit-Wentz podcast. 3 Headed monster explicit. Mayor of Irrational Confidence City. Chief Scorpion Cheerleader. Trash Can Dan Monday Night MAGIC. This episode, much like the Centaurs in Week 3, lands somewhere between pooping the bed and a super mega rager. Somebody’s O has to go, and somebody’s no mo O. Noon Kurt when hes had his bran muffin to get regular. Blanking while playing is NOT better than blanking. Hunter Henry < Washing Machine. Dreams of 210. The most pro-troop podcast youre going to come across. The ultimate sacrifice made so that bad trades could flow. GOP approved history lessons. Sexy fill in the blank. Lee Greenwood redundancy. Halcyon days of Halloween. Independence being totally incidental to hot dogs. Stripes side banana hammock. Memorial Day and Flag Day aren’t enough, so I made my own. No raincoats. We wouldn’t figuratively bury Wilford Brimley even if he hadn’t literally been buried.
Tropher Grace Project has machismo coming out of every orifice and troop support oozing out its pores.
Lubed up chuggin. Room temp Summit EPA. Everyone is an aficionado on something. Nearness to Roddick. Personality not factored, at all. MVS cosplaying. Stereotypical athleticism < Humble athleticism. Neck deep in gym class floor hockey dominance. Week 1 Washington County. Oversize t-shirts and Nascar hats. Walmart stereotypes. Soph Year Stoccos are an experience you wont soon forget. Jim Sorgi Fantasy Life. 33% hit rate puts you in exclusive company. Its called Overreaction Jackson for a reason, Al Man. MERman! Uh Oh ARodg. One Hit Wonder who burnnnnnnnnns. Secret speed. McAlister Samuel. The Kevin Konnection. Trill-Muff-lionaire. High school wrestling connoisseur. It never works for them…but it might work for us. Im kinda a Mac at dog bites. Don’t stand next to any big magnets.
Yeah, put ‘miss him’.
RECORDED 8/26 Self-inflicted show hurdles. 6 probably seems sexier now. Big Apple bachelors. Wall St Wilson shirt availability. Scrapping a plan before it ever materializes is a Maple Grove calling card. GM Hatteberg is Mystery. Close the Book. What is 3 peating at the bottom called – garbage cycling? Irishman style de-aging in Stillwater. Mailboxes, ETC has a standing order for ‘Trade Day’ calendar. Oats Sodas. Barley Pops. The ‘western’ Twin Cities in RASL speak starts in Woodbury. NYCesspool. Trash Can Dan packs up and leaves the pouch. Countdown to Kenny G2 and 2026 draft pick trades. Grandpa Sausage Fingers. Weeble Wobble, Weeble Wobble! FIEND. Rookie Fever isn’t seasonal. The ultimate killing of your RASL darlings. The Champ lives his mantra. Wee Champy Creeper. We’ll never forget you, Brent. No one is here to get catty or bitchy, certainly not the host. Deub roster def textin ‘u up?’ in 2022. The RASL tubesock, Stillwater. Nukes, not Stingers. Mr. Kurt. Scorp Coaster. Life unmoored.
I dunno, its hard when you never have a shot at Tee Higgins.
Ahhhh, my dick! Sneaky intros. Bisquik Biscuits. MANAGER. Has anyone ever wanted to be an Everlast punching bag? The wrong kind of pornography. Im serious, turn me up in my headphones. Triple Muff? 40-year-old man pile. Not AS Fat But Still PRETTY Fat Joe. No one loses when Gigolos are clicking. FAAB Nemesis. Trash Can Dan to the moon? Bucket hats are a gamey type of meal. Nuts deep in Ricky lyrics.
Keep it light and playful before your pelvic thrusts get AGGRESSIVE
Choosing Fredo. Pejorative overload. CINEMA. The taste of sour cabbage most certainly is not sweet. Ridiculous proclamations. Earning KR duties. Blame the Indian burial ground. Taunting the RASL Gods comes to roost. Brian blame Ryan. Bullet wound Band-Aid. Questioning BRob toughness and commitment. Rub some ‘Tussin on it. Happy pills, goofballs and whackadoodles. An episode littered with missed bits. ‘Have some drugs’, join the greasers. ‘Starting’ quarterbacks. Grab your brush, paint a team. Embiggen your cromulence. Wonderful, lovely people. Don’t tell me what to do with my noodle. Return of the vaguely Eastern European playboy. Six dollars thirty. Salt soup. 12 year old mystery. Pay that piper his house of cards. 3 card monte. March 1st is a Maple Grove federal holiday. Pushing back on pushbacks. Salt ‘N Pepa confrontation diffusion. Alpha Dude Bro Performance Leggings. Wolves at the door. EXTORT! MORE! EXTORT! Nerd Alert. Fahgedabawdit, CHEDDA. Get that roster slim and sexy, ready for RASL beach season. Meaty middled RASL sandwich. Prescient pair. Hot ‘n Fresh, not Johnny Generic Football Podcast. Put it in the Ol’ Thinkbag. Character bonuses. NightMERs. Davante Adams egg on the face. The Sad, Sordid Tale of Tony Tyler, Part 4. Cot terms. (Pause) YOGURT!
Circle up the hay bales at the feed yard, its time for commerce.
Sedale Threatt. Textbook pandering. New ways to kneecap GM Muff. Dead horse drops. Kenny Golladay STANK. Proof that guest hosts should probably never sit an Episode out. Penny bounces back and forth. Maple Grove to Washington County two-way traffic train. I dare you to compliment the 2021 MG season, Switchfoot. Its surprisingly better than you expected it to be in Cabbage Land. Churn & Burn. Nuclear Winter = Muff Cabbage title. 'Tier' is apparently an alien term. Theres NEVER too much hawk screeching. WHOA, big ol’ pizza. Fresh off the vine. Gratuitous preemptive trade scuttling and abusing of power. Kind eyes and good energy can get you a Hollywood Brown. Tony Gibby has a lifetime pass on the Miles Sanders Experience. GM Danboy getting left at the RB altar every year is a bummer. Geno Smith QB2 is nuts on table. The H is officially O now, boys.
So much sex organ on the table talk. Probably too much. Maybe
First rate pod introductions. Alcohol certainly isn’t the culprit. ADR resume-ing. YPC King. Elegant toepick. Dean Wurmer Field. PENNIES on the dollar. 1973 sorgum sales. Old Man Mills financial ruin. Ian Book mouth kiss. Everybody Hates Kirk. CoopnKuppnEvans. The IDEA of Tony Pollard. Preshistoric Turtlesaurus. Alternative HoBOken pronunciations. Lets say, GOOD.
Rub a dub dub, get sudsed in the RASL tub.
GM Cobian evidently stopped watching NFL football in 2014 – long live the ST LOUIS RAMS and huzzah to the Washington Racial Slurs!
Sting on Sting. Goff Golden Goose. Bumbaklad. Ask ‘what if?’. 62% Lean Beef. D-E-T-E-R-I-O-R-A-T-I-O-N. Mecole allure pulls another one in. Ive never known Tahiti to provide a Treat, personally. Non-Circulation Station. Maybe Heather Brooke really does like Dr Pepper? But theres still only one Throat GOAT. No worries, guys, POM still whails - theyre doing grrrrrreat.
Someday, maybe you too can let those Tropher juices run all over your bare chest while rolling in the RASL hay
Sting on Sting. Goff Golden Goose. Bumbaklad. Ask ‘what if?’. 62% Lean Beef. D-E-T-E-R-I-O-R-A-T-I-O-N. Mecole allure pulls another one in. Ive never known Tahiti to provide a Treat, personally. Non-Circulation Station. Maybe Heather Brooke really does like Dr Pepper? But theres still only one Throat GOAT. No worries, guys, POM still whails - theyre doing grrrrrreat.
Someday, maybe you too can let those Tropher juices run all over your bare chest while rolling in the RASL hay
Have you guys heard of Emmanuelle Chiriqui? Playoff appearance commendations. Expending of wads. Ian Book still has RASL work. 6 time playoff pounding. RASL Warlock has backup wads, don’t worry. Commissioner Fluffer. Cabbage Hands slander. BBQ chip bartering. King of the Circle Talkers. Roster clogger. Stubbornness appreciation. Secret genius? Have some of my grade. RASL carnival games. Inverse drinking logic. Running back gape. Give me a reason to shoot. RASL After Dark. Maybe too much member talk, dudes. 14 year old economics. Moist, Gape, Shoot. Swangin DC in ’23. Welcome to Truck Shop with Jonny Pickup and Big Rig Ryan. Meh churning. Boom, Boom, Boom, BUST. Black knight self denial. Fillin the cup. Brevity thy name is Jon. Justice Hill ABP. I made in my sack. Its skinny fit. ‘Let me taste the feet first’. This is NOT a kink shame podcast. Don’t ever be a Handkerchief Guy. Hot Crotch aka Furnace Junk.
Hey guys, lets talk PASS PRO! You asked for it (no), you got it (too bad)!
Nutmeats. Past 8PM Chuck-E-Cheez Sketch Crew. FAMOUS Texas Peppers. Meatballs in Texas are simply called ‘steers’. Taco Bell Fueled Pipe Cleaning. Don’t be fatuous, Ryan. Hospitality Bait ‘n Switch. New York Snappin is all happening in Maple Grove. The Most Basic Level Comps. Tiptoeing around plagiarism. Mid 20s Life Choices. Middle Age Malaise. Downward Dog Split Freeze. Draft Capital Drinking Game. Hot Fudge Cucking. NSFW Blizzard Talk.
GM Cobian is still finding Nerds in the crevices of his mouth from the 1996 Nerdageddon.
Anyone wanna hang out? Ive got a really cool dungeon. Oops, I said dungeon – I meant basement. Its just a basement. Im normal.
Hopefully this will ease the pain of that red eye. Probably not. But at least its a diversion.
No worries, we think the league is literate. Much less dog blood. Whack offs. Wet Wipes Stack. Tommy doesn’t have us Trembling. Immediate trash heap tossing. Hoboken trolling. Season passes handed out to The Miles Sanders Experience. Mel likes holes. Filth wallowing. Discount Bane impersonations. Bathe in Lake Elmo tears. Scott Tenorman corollary. Timmy Patty appropriate valuation. Not true fans of cinema and capital ‘F’ films. Night At The Museum pivot point. Flatbed RB needs. YPC King. Smooch it up. Pig head on a stake on the shore of Lake Travis. Nudist decks. DUAL cliffs! DOUBLE cook?! Ewok Left Turn
Stepped in it? Simply say ‘withdrawn’. Problem solved, issue forgotten
No, you cant walk back gaping to crack. Its too late
Plenty of salted, cured meats. Kink shaming. Giblets still drippin. Defcon modesty. The Davis Mills bandwagon has a copilot. I see a lot more fruitful future in his future.
You are aware of Hatteberg Value, now get ready for Hatteberg Time. Its the same rate of exchange, just in the opposite direction.
Superhard Beta Simp. The Champ Chad. Draft giblets drippin off your chin. Miles Sanders Experience All Seasons Pass. Ted Stepian Cosplay. The Baylor Standard. Tyler Badie knows his way around a port-a-potty. Muff Cabbage GM leading that swinger lifestyle with himself. Calves recognize calves, or at least youd think so. Somebody bout to get draft pregnant! Where them BBQ Lays at. Mel Karper prefers being Pishless. Trey Sermon is never the answer. Double Secret Confidential folder. Navy Pier tears. DirecTV would not be a very formidable RASL GM. Commiserating on basic name bungling. Mr Chicago shuns his adopted home, again and again and again. Big, tall and broad shouldered for Champ snuggling. Get ready for the GigaLOAD. King Goffrey, more maligned than Joffrey. Malik Willis, bringer of lightning strikes. Hopkins circus small is sub 6’2. GM Muff is from the fruit of Stepien loins. Velus or Tyquan, you just cant lose. Hyena mauling therapy.
‘Fuck them picks? Na, fuck them backs!’ – GM Muff
Oyster cracker hands. Subway only takes the top in their field, and Jimmy Garoppolo. Droppin trow mid conversation. AM radio fiends. Finally, a company of integrity to meet the high standards of ad read at TGP. Marco Polo football in the desert.
...SANDWICHES
We are living in a simulation. Everyone listening to TGP, celebs included. Huge Jayne Mansfield fans here. What is a Wal-Mart? Shots at The Champ, natch. Skullduggery, chicanery or collusion – you be the judge. Acceptance and forgiveness forged in subversion and the burning of a social contract.
Frankly, telling your in-laws you have RASL issues to handle should be a no questions out.
RIP (but not really), SOS. I may not have been 40 my whole life, but my beard certainly has been. They serve beer and chicken wings in retirement, Assaultlisberger. Todays episode features the epitome of top end segue ways. Stop rewarding ‘grit’ and patting dudes on the back for being little more than speed bumps. The ultimate combo is Sandman Film Library & Nickelback.
You’ve clawed your way up to Respect Level 2…there are 1,000 Levels.
2021 RASL Season Review
Leaving behind an era of RASL we wont ever hope to revisit. Starting a new stage in TGP. What exactly is a Gustie? Kellen Moore, Kellen Mond – just call the whole thing off. The Brontosaurus may not be extinct after all. Philosophical perfection. Surprises. Letdowns. Flat out busts. Moves like Jagr. Batting stance replication. Dead Horse Trey Sermon.
Tough times to realize Big Hurt is not so natural anymore.
Doing what the Patriots couldnt do. Friending above all else. AB trust issues. Being daring with Dare. Failed grenade detonations. Najee is not needed. The lesson is ALWAYS bet against Mike Giraffe. Mavis the dinosaur neck usurper. Sun God continues to scorch. The Portrait of Thomas Brady. There Will NOT Be Blood starring Daniel Day Cobian. Hey, remember graduation songs? Cherry > Apple. Two finger touching. RASL monolith. The time someone gave a dollar and only got back 3 nickels. Mr. Big Britches. Seersucker suits and taffy. The almost accidental dynasty. RJVP shoutout.
Vitamin C the vitamin has exponentially more staying power than Vitamin C the singer.
RASL is not for snuggling. RASL Santa, can ya bring me a sack full o’ hope? Lady Lists. Cancel Culture comes for DMX. Teflon Dave. GM Steinhaus is actually a hologram. Black Magic strikes again. Practice Round golf. Ianate Peterbook. Chase is the guy who always feels better on the bench. Audio blockout surprise. Missed Mo Money conversations. GM Carp appears wooden on camera. Neal De Grasse Tyson would NOT be a TGP fan. Guess my meat. MacGruber Team confusion. WWE cannon fodder. Beware Gordon Grappler. Blast form Dave Guy past. Stillwater sings SEC song. How sour is Cabbage going to be in 2024? Only a Futurist would enjoy predicting past the next two weeks in Maple Grove. Washington County to Maple Grove Young Man Highway. GM Fischer playing the rattle all episode. Don’t get psyched. Spot on GM Traynor impersonation. Backdoor Sizzle. GM Jenkins School of Inappropriate Puppetry. Bert & Ernie get a treat with someone else’s vomit to snack on. Another case of ‘takin it easy’ leading to total and utter debauchery. The start of 1000 hangovers. It’s a mogul made of tacos, duh. Aye Yae Yae. Get out of the way and LET. THIS. MAN. COOK
Nobody eats my own pies. Nobody.
Guests who placate. Knife of comedy. Green Bay Notre Dame daydreams. Hey, babe, we did it! We beat ‘em! High school track coaches have it easy. Mouth Trauma < Nut Trauma. Hoboken is your TE gym sock. Bougey Westside. RF burnout name dropping. Lets call a spade a spade – Crossfire let us down. Insurmountable value of Ribette sandwiches. Hopkins Hubris almost hurts head honcho. Sometimes we walk right into the perfect turn of phrase. The guys playing must have known they were in the Turd Bowl. Craig Reynolds, CPA. Hunter Renfrow got tired of f’ing his way around RASL after breaking up with GM Hatteberg. Moral victories on the East Coast. Senator GMZ has too manty skeletons in his closet. Ja’Marr Chase Christmas Season Clearance. Just a couple irrelevant dudes talking about Tropher. Crank up the SMUG. Pop Quiz Santa brings a BONUS question. It’s the little black boot that makes your dreams come true. CAPITALISM > CHARITY. Christmas Shoes is an abomination. Sequels are better than originals, deal with it. Mr Chicago is a beacon of democracy. Danboy is apathy who obviously doesn’t respect our troops. FEINDING for that ‘ding ding’. The mad man, laughing in the rain. Most heinous example yet of the Commissioner’s abuse of power. ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! Our Guest knows all about RBs coming into themselves, an expert, you may say. Knowing the unknown, but not knowing what you know now. Again, please tell me, WHY ARE THESE HOUSES MADE OF GLASS?! Hey, guys, it is what it is, and at the end of the day, don’t throw rocks. This drop is for you, Champ.
Schwann’s probably does exist, at the edge of humanity in Waconia.
The weight of undefeatedness. Active Listening. Horrible Bosses 2 really gets it. Life lessons from the Hangover franchise. So many good things blossom from BOS’ deterioration. Beautiful Mind that Despots Week 14 score. GM Jenkins, Cat ‘Doctor’. ALL Are Welcome at Stillwater HQ. Baseball terms. The murder drop returns! Sausage races. Dogs also not a fan of Mr Chicagos pseudo rebuild. Men of letters, learned men, discussing transport. Blue collar, lunch pale traveling talk. Mind Melding. All those courses, and all those cashier checks, are FINALLY paying off. Conquer the quiz. Power Hitter, Power Smacker, Power Bottom. DON’T. GO. IN. KIRKS. BASEMENT. Dr. SOOKS. The power of Mike Davis is strong, in the wrong way. Craig Reynolds, CPA. This Cabbage isn’t sour, but its certainly not ripe. Someone has to float to the top of this Turd Bowl. Double, Double WHAT?! DEALERS CHOICE. Handsomeness factor may be too much to ignore for QB2 in Poon Land. No more turd talk, please. Hunter Renfrow is not a gentlemen.
Maybe the Centaurs are packing, and that’s why they keep tripping over themselves – talkin HOSE, bay-bay.
Some lady got on The Tropher Grace Project, and shes talking mad ish on everyone other than Hopkins - who is this lady? Geez, lady! Uneven Bars domination. Managing from Abu Dhabi. Even Jaycie Phelps’ mom has her ranked 7th in the Magnificent 7 Power Ratings. Points envy. RASLizing in practice. Website functionality. Hold on to your butts, RTS Dark Theme coming in the Spring of 2059! What we lack in technological savviness, we make up for in cutting edge dynasty settings. College athletes in leotards? Youre barking up the wrong tree with RASL, as were certainly NOT interested. Magnificent 7 cosplay. Dominique Moceanu’s impact on our lives. The Great Green Bay Notre Dame Game. Keeping my CEH promise. A Commissioner not being accused of tyranny? This Ive GOT to hear. Offscreen GM Traynor2 thumbs up/thumbs down drafting. Livestream EVERYTHING is Commissioner 101. A 1 point bonus aint a bonus. Being a Cowboys fan is a window into poor life choices. Were living in the Cordarresaince. GM Traynor1 living that Maple Grove RB life. The MPJ riddle. Why talk records, lets just talk points. A hearty, lunch pale team for Queen of the North. A guest speaking DIRECTLY to my heart with HEAVY Cyborg love. Derrick Henry Fathead living room centerpiece. QBs are too pampered. Sunday Night Dings. RASL text thread mystique. False Start Joke Jamboree. Proper TGP titling. Justin Tucker keeps bringing joy to the whole Traynor family. Scathing indictments on the rest of RASL paving the way for Poon dominance. GM Steinhaus, RASL Possum. Its time for RASL’s most favorite game…Who is this Cabbage?! No worries, Centaurs & Maple Grove fans, youre only looking at a decade rebuild. Tequila Nights as the engine for roster stripping? Small wedge of Laissez Faire. Strong rebuke of Reeses Peanut Butter Puffs. Dressed down about playoffs in Week 14 – we DESERVE it. ‘Strange’ and ‘Interesting’ are nice ways of saying ‘Dumb’, ‘Moronic’ & ‘Stupid’. Hoboken & Lake Elmo are BLAH. Hopkins can eat BLAH, no problem. Al Man wrapping it up before Monday Night was a prescient call. Curling Olympic Trials breakdown. Hey, Curtis, maybe just make this meeting an email next time, eh bud? Real time Bullshit Meters. Mrs. Helmsmen not gonna be happy with the tail end of Top 5. You’ve been discreetly infected with At The End Of The Day. Zoom rage quits. Pentonpalooza Prep. We may disagree on everything, but we can all get behind rectangle pizza.
Just a couple of kids, denied sugar cereals by their parents, commiserating
Coping adeptness. Pete Carroll gum chewing. Water in the bridge. No sleeping, lots of puking. Alternative Nickelback Theories. Broken Tangent Promises. The Nickelback Cycle of Hate. Hopkins Hubris hits overdrive. Sometimes not having an RB strategy is the BEST strategy. A hearty GM Steinhaus Compliment Sandwich. A House of Cards that’s even flimsier than a Kevin Spacey centered one. Ja Rhules fuzzy math mixed with old school ESTABLISHING. Can I have both? - someone just broke Whod You Rather. Cant wait to get lit up in the comments for our atrocious GoT name pronunciation. Problematic is what he likes. Teach the Junior Cabbage, and watch them grow. Walter Cronkite & Peter Jennings tag teaming. League flagellation. Crotch chopping reborn. Deep joke deconstruction. Points For False Starts. Picking metaphors. Semiconductor Madness. The Drafting Jakobi Meyers of Quiz Performances. MERman official. Elevator business in Week 14. Supply chain failures. Want a chuckle? Look at the Muff Cabbage lineup this week. Just have a barf bag handy.
So that’s how were startin it, huh?
BONUS People are talkin. Talkin bout people. Cue up why I don’t explain much. RASL Playoff plot holes. GM Steinhaus knighted to answer the question. SPOILER ALERT – JaMarcus Russell is NOT the best rookie QB in RASL history. Charmed into a trade. Immediate regrets. Tee is a pilotfish. How could you get rid of Slingin Sammy D, amirte?! RASL Buzzfeed Quizzes. Some of these superpower equivalents are really mean if you know comic books
Imagine trading for Calvin Johnson the offseason that he retired? Youd never bounce back from that, right? NEVER
Triple Digits Dub Club. Whats a decade between division titles? Young men handoffs. Grownup relationship constructs. Its important to vigorously chop. Low cut when you cook. Cooking With Cleavage. Get sloppy. Expert level segue ways. Cooper Kupp is TWENTY EIGHT. Stop talking around the issue. No one has ever been this disappointed to have it NOT be Tito. Drop Debate. Having a great walkie talkie voice is underrated. Don’t overcharge a guy for his bus fare or you might be on a runaway ride. Countdown to any impression turning into a Jewish Grandmother. HOPheads. Hot Shakespeare takes. Stay English, Bard. Getting frothed up on Seas. Don’t make me tell you where the Yellow Sea is, I don’t want to be cancelled. Its not my fault, Im not responsible for maps. Nobody wants to talk about Kirk, not even Vikings fans. Extra Ozzy, allllllllllllllllright!
Riding the Scorps hard can hurt your bottom, what with the stinger and all
Old Man yells at clouds, and its not Mr Chicago. Agreed, we need more songs about kidnapping people. Rappers in skinny jeans? Im appalled. Bloomingdales, best up your security. Greg, the Brittle Kittle. Millions of dallops of Gogurt. Tall stack of Timmy Pattys. Sad Brock Osweiler is the ONLY kind of Brock Osweiler. Looking like a Muff Cabbage roster is the meanest RASL thing you can say right now. Taysom Hill Stockholm Syndrome. Trash Can Dan gets a new garbage corral. Fall Out Boy Clairvoyance. You got STUNG. Are the Gigolos actively tanking? People are talkin. Arent young guys supposed to be less inclined to get hurt? Keep your Thanksgiving spreads Bag O' S free. Quiz game loopholes. Give thanks for RASL…and JTT
There is no loyalty anymore. It died in Maple Grove.
BONUS Bobby Trees goes leafless. Visceral vomit moments. Gunnar’s son sucks. Cam starter shocker. Cabbage lineup giggles. Capn Joe plug and play. I have an ice cream problem, I know that. You don’t respect the Frisco burger nearly enough. Popeyes Chicken Sandwich is all inclusive. Charlies Choke Chicken, a Shoreview staple.
Maple Grove is the RASL rose that grew from concrete in Week 11.
Hes got his Gorilla tape. Tape it right to the leg. The music you hear as you gracefully lose consciousness. How do you siphon off an already tiny listenership? A deep dive into a soapy, country music-based drama ought to do it. GM Cobian is totally the Rayna James of RASL. GM Steinhaus has grit, that’s how he can handle marathon podcast recordings. SPOILER ALERTS for Nashville, guys. Unexpected PBMW ride. PSYCH, I want YOU Al Man, I aint scared. Buy your Scorp Sauce in bulk. One Mule Weeks. D’Ernest D’Light D’Uble. Another stroke of Hopkins RB luck. Burl Ives & No Nuts Mathis would be a helluva holiday SuperFlex combo. Michael Bolton sweetness. The bass in my voice is worth millions. Dune, the movie you watch over a season. Mr Hopkins Home Improvement. Torque Wrench. Power Hammer. Conversations with real men, so button up your shirts as were about to talk tools. Guys in flannel, drinking brew dogs, talkin tools. REAL MEN have 4 fingers.
Alabama’s Country Griddle, Saturday mornings at 8AM EST on CMT.
BONUS Frankenstein's Monster returns to his (second) home. 'Great' gets expanded upon. Your uncle throwing to DK Metcalf might still be a bet to make. 2021 rookie class was Powerball, 2022 is the flea market. Not all stacks of lottery tickets are the same. Get who you want, boys - THATS the takeaway.
Stop looking at my feet, as they have the proper level of foot hair, because you should be trying to smoke out the foot shavers in RASL. Falcor in Westeros would be something. Tough questions about correlation and causation. Big Ol Mozza Balls. What is the statute of limitations on Taliban taunting? 20,000 foot views. Do we even know what safety blankets are? Dalton Schultz is Dak’s nookie bink-bink. Grab your paddle for these whitewater superflex rapids. Get these Gigolos back to AT LEAST $5 a trick. WHERE is the Sugar Daddy? Support your pros, GM Finstad. The Heapin Bag O’S*#& nickname makes its return, and does so in DROVES. A DEfraud alert to remove the previous fraud alert, as the Jacks got that new hotness. Maybe GM Fischer can just remember those shirtless Zeke pics and revel in happier times. Timmy P is a real G. Billy Fully dunking. Whip, it’s the whip, isn’t it? Get your eggs over hard, REAL hard. Virtue signaling books here on the East Coast, which you can see from the street given the glass houses. Sticking feathers in that fedora. Nick Sirianni MIGHT be listening to us on the regular, guys. Kenny G II is a rusty trombone. No one is here to kink shame. Taking BRIEF to its most essential definition.
RASL is a fluid league…for multiple reasons
BONUS Wojo is the Super Hurley of hatred. Its weird anyone has an opinion on Roger Craig, let alone a super negative one. Lenzen is Messier on douche steroids.
The streak hits 13. Too early Xmas prepping and taking five Take 5s from your sons. AP believes he is a Cyborg analog, don’t worry. Struggling to hit 200 is not a spot you want to be living in. So much Gogurt the last couple weeks. Satellite back victory laps. White flag waving in Geneva. Black magic is brewing in that Hopkins cauldron. Jordan Howard sightings. Volatility Riding with Dr. Danielson. Week Winner Preaching from a pair of dudes struttin in crocodile leather and wingtips. Is Hopkins feasting on RASL Chronic Wasting Disease? 90% MER should not mean 160 points. We are now entering the APBMW era of RASL history – After Pro Bowl Mike White. Barf bags not provided, but highly recommended, for SLP & Stillwater recap.
Kalief? More like Goodgrief, amirite? Thank you, I will be here all week – make sure you tip your servers!
WARNING: episode includes one, big, giant asterisk we may never hear the end of
BONUS Amoebas Breakouts. The Case Keenum Experience. Sean Hayes is a cad. Na, Mac Jones, Na. Drunk frogs. Business people getting laid out never gets old. Ali Landry was the lord of college dudes in the early 2000s. WHOA.
Time to get your skies shined up, because the Harkins Hoppooners steer into self absorption on a soundtrack of Juicy Fruit jams by Dan Seals because champions thrive on hubris. Everything outside will kill you, but irregardless, you do it. Discussion of grade school ski club memories, when we last went down the mountain in the '90s. Polishing the ice is a euphemism, especially when discussing Mentos Mysteries. On an episode with SO much face kissing because only bad things happen outdoors, especially now that Mother Nature has developed SUPERPOWERS like acid rain. So get ready to pal around with GM Fischer in the ‘20s, grabbin Good ‘N Plenty and eatin Dots, and hope you arent a Seahawks WR catching the Wilson Flu. Heres your ticket to the Mike White Lottery, which is the one NOBODY wishes to win.
Industrial noises, cutting fish heads, gangrenous toenails, old men scrubbing with steel wool – that’s German advertising. Just add handcuffs.
BONUS Genie Week! VR Troopers posing as a RASL squad. Whitacre in Week 7 = homeless man’s Wendigo. Regluar season lulls. 10” Bread Battle Remix. Just imagine what ‘No Chance’ would sound like there. Someone didn’t see a plums injury coming. Winkie Weiners? Long Dogs on Buns. Boomerang Crusts. Ketchup is a vegetable. Start with ketchup, and you’ve got a solid school lunch. DOUBLE DUNKERS. Redressing pizza for the kids. Go to Rome, and youll see Italians eating salted hot dog buns. Viscous oil fruit cocktail. The Tropher Grace Project, brought to by PIZZA HUT!
After a couple weeks off, someone picks up the bloody bat and takes a few more swings at the corpse of Trey Sermon. Desecration.
Its time for passive aggressive podcasting. Kurt’s Ranch is filled with subpar pizza. Red Dog = grain alcohol + sewage treatment plant water runoff. Davanni’s Pizza, pies of the proletariat. More than 2 slices is improper. GM Finstad’s Facebook friends are your old middle school sports foes. Whitacre has another quarterback waiting in the wings, though hes not so little anymore. Lipke attended West Point Adjacent. Air Quote Basketball Talent. Days Of The New, crappy coaching soundtrack. Jock Jams is music for 50 year olds. Quin Brenna Butterfingers. GM Traynor is haunted by Argentina. Harpooners are terrorists, its quite simple. Raisinets don’t fill the box, so shame on Nestle, and shame on GMZ.
I dont care what you say, you KNOW what Mony Mony is about. YOU. KNOW.
BONUS Mavis The Amargasaurus update. Dollhands Wilson’s outlook. We shouldn’t have forgotten about THIS guy - MarQUEZ. Joe Satriani guitar solos. More like, Ai-YUCK, amirite? Mikey Pitts. Dots, the candy for your parents. Teeth wrecking candies. Kids these days needs better hobbies. The Peggy fudge primer.
Guys, I might’ve found something GM Fischer is worse at than drafting WRs.
Its all about quantity over quality for GM Fischer, especially with cardboard pizza. Good news, guys, GM Cobian DID in fact go to school for that two decades. SLAP A DA BASS. One big Poon Spike coming in Week 7. GIVE ME MY UNITED STATES OF AL! I want a tangible calculator so I can spell ‘boobs’ on it. No one asked to be told about MLS, guys. I guess call it the ‘Chili’s Cup’ after the finest dining establishment in the hamlet of Lake Elmo? Hoboken still suffering from Frank Reichitis. Its time for Return of the Mack…with half the Achilles power. Get. In. The. PITTS. Greg Kittle, TE for hire. Stockoby Brissett. Stillwater maintaining as RASL j-rag. Please don’t make us count on Smelly Dwelley. Poon Biscuits being served all season. Doja Cat is Hiking Music
Somebody get GM Fischer some ankle support, as he evidently has sawdust ankles. Or, at the very least, some milk.
BONUS Further talk on CPatt value. 76>43. Its me, Mickey Rainier! Hello, Im American John! I live in SAH-BUR-BIA. Growing Up Groups led by your father allows one to develop a high tolerance for discomfort.
Inner Lip Smacks. Halitosis hacks. Pancake Bitties. Five Finger Death Punch. Three alarm fraud alerts. Alterantive Whitacre pronounciations. Cold water dousing. Chuba flexing. Mel Karper III Sanity Checks
BONUS John Woo doves. Mavis Dills bandwagon gets a new driver. Zach Wilson and his little doll hands maybe still share a bed with his mom, but he turned the Head Pooner into a 'meh' from a 'hell no'. Secret RASL trade offers revealed. F*ck those slippery showboats, you still live in a box. Sometimes I like to feel small.
QUICK, name YOUR four favorite habitats.
Were British and were Back. Some of us For Good, others Here. Draggin heaters, like a TRUE New Yorker. Whose incestuous fudge is it? Dave Guy likes talkin young guys who achieve. Mandrews chowin in the middle, the juices drippin off his chin. Mixon gets buys once hes touched. Poon Spike, Hard Seltzer. Cabbage Juice. Get that Supa Dupa Flex all up in ya junk. Handsy Cabbage at the bottom of that RASL barrel. The plural of cabbage is most certainly not ‘cabbi’. Expect a sweaty brine in your face when youre a Helmsmen.
‘Sacrifice the booms to forget the busts’ is the worst bumper sticker.
BONUS Join us for a discussion on a time when circling in a Eastbay was a weekly occurrence, and the supreme purchase inside was ostensibly sold to you keep warm, but NEVER came close to doing so. Its for fashion cache only. Smokin a heater, wearing a Hornets Starter jacket.
Please show me your Georgetown Boyz ID card, or else youre off to ShopKo to fill up your Starter jacket pouch with Chapsticks to pay us off. Thats how gangs work.
Wash that X off your hands and join the podcast because THE HAWK HAS LANDED. Fox Racing Jackets & AC/DC – the telltale signs Im in the wrong spot. Slingin Sammy D and his punchable face. Save your virginity until after your NFL career; that’s how you get break past the safety speed. Be a homerun hitter on the field, singles hitter off. Running the Cabbage out the produce aisle. Im just here to do the Cyborg Shuffle. Still owning the Rossle.
'At 19 years old, it was everything youd want it to be. It was smoke. It was lights.'
BONUS Episode where we wax on apprenticeship pay, Whale Wars is explained, the awfulness of Battle of the Bods is brought to the table, and a couple dudes in their late 30s admit the futileness of truly explaining the depth of RASL to women in their 20s.
Sit in the corner and eat your mush.
Lets vote on whether we should revote to cancel out our initial vote. Hello, Im Jarvis Landry. Uhhhh, aren’t you a broomstick? Take me to your out of date technology room, boy. Join a convo between a couple of POM heads. Hey, Honey, did you see where I put my points? Were goin on a ChubbHunt. Poon Destroyed by Mr. Muff is the headline. The moon or another Tropher Grace – which one does GM Traynor get to first?
The lesson, kids, is be as annoying as hell so businesses pay you not to bother them – they call that ‘loyalty’.
All sorts of interesting city and state pronunciations. The Miles Sanders Riddle. Javian Hawkins Induced Core Muscle Injury. Coach Brew Brouhaha. GM Cobian clapbacks. And Terrace Marshall might just have GMZ knees. Weve got an injury schedule cheatsheet for you – ahead of schedule is close to on schedule, on schedule equates to ‘uh oh’, and behind schedule means he may be dead.
Seth Williams sucks. Its confirmed - 2021 Hoboken draft class is a failure.
Join us as we watch out for song interludes and search For The OTHER Bobby Fischer while discussing Trash Pandas and Slutgators. GM Fischer thinks a receiver isn’t that impressive, so its probably a good time to buy.
Now taking the field, your New Wahk Wankees!
GM Hatteberg, or Grimey, as he likes to be called, is laughing like a maniac in the rain. Maybe thats why he wants to take Teddy Two Gloves for a WALK, bay-bay? In any event, theres plenty of time for topical John Kerry burns, especially when youre investing in shock glasses.
People are talking. Besides, who are we to say?
Just your standard RASL Legend who likes what he likes – that’s fast and furious – and has fulfillment issues. You think hes pragmatic, but hes actually…wait for it…a loose cannon. No, he didn’t kiss him, but he would’ve.
Do yourself a favor, and don’t go on the Zipper. Theres a significant lack of insurance. Just buy a cotton candy and be on your way.
He has a tremendous Podcast Share…some might say, Corey Davis-ian. Math is Smug. Pick up that horse cart and start luggin that bag o’ sand…time to get in RASL shape! Adding strength to your Hulk strength is a kind of strategy. Hey! Look out the window kids…it’s the RASL present!
Were not interested in the Marks and Scotts of the world.
Collusion kept us back. RASL turns 15 – that means Gaetz is prowling. Keep an eye out. Boxer is the official beer of Rhinelander. And half eaten bags of Doritos > Nelson Agholor + a 5th. Doesnt matter the flavor, even Pickle.
Its Me, The Al Man, AKA Mr Arm Talent
The last mention of Tim Tebow on TGP – CELEBRATE! Travis Kelce is the long lost member of Color Me Badd. Chuba > Tropher? Reach for that Trey Sermon 2%. Hike up those cutoff jean shorts, smooth out that mustache, and get ready to beat out that 'lady' dude for QB1.
Whats that B for? It’s a typo.
Rockefellers drink A&W, Dads Root Beer is what you give your Unfriends, and 2nd Cousin Twice Removed Root Beer is LaMical Perine.
Serious question, guys...whats A Doja Cat? And, remember WHEATUS?!
Time to cash in those government bonds from Grandma, and use all your fortune cookie wisdom, in order to spoon with Corey Davis (where hes ACTUALLY an All Pro). Plus we find out that Bryan McShay has a book of quotes, and Hank Aaron led the majors in goal headers. Finally, we ask the all important question, why are you building glass houses?! Also, does Costco sell lube in bulk? Asking for a dynasty league.
Someone clean off the Trey Sermon bat. Its covered in brain.
Sacks on the table. Fetal position punching. Trade less to trade MORE. Someone get GM Jenkins a computer, stat!
Not holding ourselves accountable for our decisions is an important step in growing up.
Come listen to someone not historically known for his patience welcome back a long lost compatriot to the microphone as they review the news of the last couple weeks and highlight the big initiatives passed at the 2021 River Area Select League Owners Summit in Pigeon Forge, TN. Remember, if its not a cat, and its not a bird, its a good start.
It hurts. It hurts. Oh God, does it hurt.
One guy keeps trying to force an Etienne down your throat, another might secretly be Michal Carter with how hard he gets pushed, and the third just pines for the glory days of Blake Bortles.
Tua Pua. Yeah, ya burnt!
Who wanted to go more than a few days without Davis Mills chatter? The edging can cease! Sad trombone for Mr Chicago, Johnny P becomes Mr Vanilla and Dave Guy goes rabid with Rookie Fever. Plus, dont get caught with one foot in the pressure cooker and one in the frying pan - CLASSIC turn a phrase.
Ryan has pieces of all of you inside him now. Think about that.
An episode chock full of role playing, hard bodies, double dips, Panther pieces, Stidham Insurance, rising hot cream & bottom half guys on this RASL Road Map To Peace which we will colloquially call the 2020 RASL Rookie Mock Draft Spectacular.
Microsoft Zune is the official mP3 player of The Tropher Grace Project.
Listen to two grown men argue about Ja Rule collabs with female R&B artists, and, I guess, REdraft the 2009 RASL Rookie Draft. Also featuring the worlds biggest Jakobi Meyers fan, possible Rookie Fever interventions and the downside to keeping a side hustle.
QUICK! Hes got a knife and hes goin hard like Jordan.
Your champion speaks! And were not one to cut off his mic. So clear your schedule for the day and get ready for the 2020 Tropher Grace winner to take you on a journey from his humble RASL beginnings to the end of his 14 year dry spell, touching on all the crushing defeats and hollow accolades collected along the way.
This league has no time for your whimsy.
Say hello to old friends like Pat White, Bishop Sankey, Williams to the MAXX (so Max-y he needs 2 Xs) and RASL lynchpin Brian Brohm. All of those names, AND MORE, during the Best & Worst RASL Rookie Draft Picks of all time. Maybe everyone should follow the Xtina blueprint to team building.
All aboard the Johnny Hugs hype train, GB fans. Its parked right next to the Blako Bus.
Talking about the post draft RASL winners and losers along with the perceived affects of coaching changes on RASL rosters and lineups, a little time to talk about how Tim Tebow keeps playing dress up and the reputability of Honda mowers (in honor of Fathers Day).
Theres a big difference between wingin' it, and seeing what happens...now lets see what happens.
What franchises walk away from free agency winners, and who had an offseason to forget? It doesnt really matter since youre only here for the Maple Grove on Saint Louis Park hate.
No rear views on this ride, bay-bay.
In the first ever (and unplanned) MEGA episode, the guys blaze past the cutoff and end up discussing the individual players who find themselves in the 5 best, and 5 worst, situations post free agency. Matt Patricia stench doesnt wash off; you need a hose, baby.
Prince Lamical Perine, we hardly knew ye.
When looking out across the RASL QB landscape, what do two sages see materializing over the course of the 2021 offseason? Uh, sadness for anyone associated with Drew Lock and the lumpy, worthless carcass of Fat Ben. And this is a Tua Tagovailoa podcast now, I guess? Just two guys who dont like Teddy Two Gloves.
Ease into that hot tub, friends.
A ride in the time machine back to what our preseason projections were, an overview of the 2020 RASL season, Tropher Grace ends up in the arms of its longest admirer, and Maple Groves franchise QB may not be long for the league. Our fans are THIRSTY.
Was RASL born of the fantasy gods themselves, handed down and entrusted to a set of knights, pure of heart and deed, who were marked to maintain the purity, nobleness and inherent goodness of a league without measure or rival anywhere else in the tangible world? To guard it from falling into the wrong hands, while also spreading the gospel of its dynasty righteousness to any and all, in a mission to enlighten the dark corners of 4 point passing TD leagues with 25 yards per point and no PPR?