NIGHTCOOP: Recent Episodes

Ali & Kelly Ryan

Identical twins, Ali and Kelly Ryan, are the queens of trash-talking and strong opinions. Listen to NIGHTCOOP for a good laugh!

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Amidst a crumbling country, we get the opportunity to celebrate the arts. Kelly and Ali discuss who they think were snubbed at the Grammy's and who they were shocked received so many Oscar nominations... Tune in now!

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Kelly and Ali are fed up with pathetic losers abusing their power. In this episode, the twins talk about the state of our country- while also adding in some silly segments to lighten the mood. That being said, there's no holding back at this point: our leadership is out of control.

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On this episode of Nightcoop, Kelly and Ali discuss the topic of FRIENDSHIP! As two individuals who lack patience for poor behavior, the twins find themselves saying exactly what keeps them away from others and right next to each other at their kitchen table. They’re annoyed by many, loving of few. Only the strongest survive in the close circle they curate. Do you have what it takes?

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Are you concerned that you surround yourself with losers? Or does the thought of "being a loser" keep you up at night? Are you worried that your personality is harmful to others? This is the episode for YOU! Kelly and Ali talk about what makes a loser, a loser, and how you can avoid these people in your life. You deserve to be a winner.

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YAY! NIGHTCOOP hits 100 episodes! Kelly and Ali have decided to give their unsolicited dating advice. From not double-texting to knowing when a guy is in love with you- the twins discuss some of the most difficult parts to modern dating...

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Kelly and Ali return with their darkest theme yet! On NIGHTCOOP this week, the twins talk Titanic, The Challenger Explosion, breaking a nail and all things catastrophic. As always, the most upsetting subjects are tackled with the best sense of humor.

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This week the twins discuss the infamous "list" that our government either does or does not have, the importance of science, and what superheroes deserve their love. This is a fun episode that is more uplifting than the last one, but we still wouldn't call the Ryan twins a "beacon of light" at the moment.

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The twins are back and we have decided that we are 100% in hell. This is Kelly writing these descriptions so idk why I'm even trying to make it sound like it's in 3rd person. Look folks- we are just trying to survive in this dystopian society. If you're happy with the state of this world right now, I cannot express this enough: this episode is not for you. If you want to follow us, do so at @iamaliryan and @thisiskellyryan on instagram or follow Ali on TikTok. I'm not really on TikTok even though I'm supposed to be spreading my content to the entire planet. We can't afford for someone else to write these descriptions, we don't even have a dishwasher.

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NIGHTCOOP is back! As the weather heats up, the twins revisit summer memories and do their best to stay on topic. Per usual, the silly podcast has some dark themes...

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Kelly and Ali are opinionated about a lot of things, but there are certain food rules that are considered LAW. From simplicity over gluttony, to the ratio of creme to cookie in an oreo, you can expect a passionate episode with range.

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Kelly and Ali take audience suggestions to see what Nightcoop listeners are most angry about lately! From rent increases to robots taking over, many of you are annoyed day to day. They join you in the frustration!

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Sea World, Skirts, and Rich Losers- what do these three things have in common? They are hated (or... misunderstood) by the Ryan Twins. This latest episode is jam-packed with a bunch of hot takes that you need to listen to...

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Kelly and Ali are back with a much needed episode of NIGHTCOOP. Typically these episodes are packed with little games... but not this time. With nothing but crucial talking points, the twins navigate their way through a difficult conversation about the current situation of the United States. This is a podcast run by loud, out-spoken women that stand with marginalized groups. Staying out of politics is no longer an option. Enjoy.

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Are you forced into dating? Are you tired of missing red flag after red flag -- then this is the episode for you. Men and women both have tell-tale signs of being unworthy of your time. Kelly and Ali dive in!

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As the weather cools down, you might find yourself glued to the television, bundled up. Kelly and Ali talk about their favorite shows, the return of Squid Game, the stupidity of The Bachelor and MORE! Tune into this TV episode.

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What a time to be alive- Kelly and Ali pick "Disgust" as their topic this week. Listen to their gross This or That, their rants on bathroom cleanliness, and two songs for the Hen House Open Mic! This is a very silly episode that will make you yell "EW" on your commute...

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Kelly and Ali are back with a new episode on the election! It's the end of October in 2024, meaning a new president will be crowned next week. In this horrifically crazy time period, the Ryan Twins hope they bring you some good ol' fashioned laughs.

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Kelly and Ali decide to go down memory lane in this episode about heading back to school! For some, school was a safe haven... for others, it was the problem. Tune in now!

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Kelly and Ali had an exceptionally fun time recording this episode with an evil theme. They discuss their favorite villains, Kelly does a ridiculous Harvey Dent impression, and Ali explains how real life meanies can ruin children.

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Who here works a corporate job? Who here is tired of corporate lingo? Everyone? Okay, good to know. Kelly and Ali talk about their experience working in the corporate world, the ups and downs of a 9-5 and why partying with your coworkers is never has fun as you want it to be...

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In this episode, Kelly and Ali talk about all kinds of doctors, going to the doctor, hating the doctor, etc. They do declare however that the fluoride at the dentist is the equivalent of being sent to hell. Tune in now!

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As twins, Kelly and Ali have a built-in, everlasting friendship. But of course the two have beef with those who bail, they have had it with fake friends, and they do believe it is quality of friends over quantity! This episode is a blast and you need to listen to it right now!

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Splish splash, it's a summer fun episode! The twins talk slip n' slides, drowning, and of course, ice cream. But we all know that the ladies have beef with certain summer activities and clothing items! Listen now...

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Kelly and Ali took a listener's request and are delivering you an episode on "Jobs and Professions." Kelly immediately brings up stripping, Ali has a song that goes completely off the rails, and they both say "pervert" more times than they can count. Tune in!

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In this episode, Kelly and Ali discuss what makes them tick about Cooking! Of course they discuss Food Network icons and the types of cuisines they hate the most. Do you also want to marry Ina Garten? Then this is the episode for you.

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It's almost the twins' birthday!! They critique the ins and outs of the perfect party, what the guest list should look like, and why the rules of drinking at a day party are crucial. Tune in now!

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With wedding season around the corner, Kelly and Ali are tackling the big topics. With harsh opinions on getting married more than once, needing a charcuterie board at every turn, and hating summer weddings- these twins are squawking! The Hen House open mic delivers "Bad Left-Wing Jokes" after last weeks Right-Wing jokes caused a stir... Listen now!

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One of the funniest episodes yet is all about Dating! Pay for our meals and get rewarded- that's the rule. Ali votes that if a guy asks you to hike, he doesn't care about you. Kelly tells bad right wing comedy. This episode is a blast.

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This week's theme is "Restaurants" and Kelly and Ali have had it with picnic tables at establishments. They discuss serving styles, seating styles, and themed restaurants in this new episode. The Hen House Open Mic has Ali in tears- you're gonna wanna tune in.

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This week's topic is "White Trash!" In this episode, Kelly and Ali tackle Cracker Barrel, Daisy Dukes, marrying an oil man and more! Both of their Hen House Open Mics are awful... some of the worst we've heard yet.

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What a dream! Kelly and Ali hosted their first live Nightcoop at The Hollywood Improv. It was an amazing evening with special guest, Tik Tok star Paige Gallagher! The live audience gave us their suggestions for "This or That," "Bacawk, Marry, Kill," "Herd That" and "We've Got Beef." With an electric Hen House Open Mic, this is an episode you won't want to miss.

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let’s get down to business Kelly and Ali talk corporations and business moguls on this new episode. Of course, they do have to talk about some news (a man lighting himself on fire in protest) from the past week before getting into all of the fun. Which is also where they remind you: they are just two silly hens trying to make sense of the world! Dive into this episode now!

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A passion for fashion! Kelly and Ali debate fashion choices, they vote that hiking apparel is absolute garbage, and they reminisce on the times when they dressed like business men in the 7th grade. Tune in now!

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The Election, The Austin Serial Killer, Microinfluencers and Rules of Being Drunk are just SOME of the topics on the wheel that Kelly and Ali spin for this episode of NIGHTCOOP. It's unique, it's fun, and it's something different. Listen now!

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In this new episode, Kelly and Ali talk about their favorite types of weather (it's more fun than it sounds)! It's an audio only episode, and whenever that happens the twins are more honest and genuine. ALSO, listen til the end to hear an exciting announcement!

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It’s Award Season folks! And Nightcoop is back to give arguably some of the least informed and controversial takes. Join Kelly and Ali as they discuss their qualms with the recent Oscar nominations, discuss which award shows are useless, and of course, butcher their Hen House Open Mics. It’s a fun one, enjoy!

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The twins have an amazing time on this episode, which is centered around "cartoons!" Do you think Lois Griffin is better than Peter Griffin? Would you "BaCawk" Shrek if you had the chance? These are the important questions discussed this week...

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Kelly and Ali decided to base this episode on Body Image! But of course, they had to bring up Ali's foot issue and how they don't understand people who aren't mentally ill... With a This or That on "Makeup" and some ridiculous BaCawk, Marry, Kills- the ladies have a wonderful time.

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Kelly and Ali are BACK with a new episode of NIGHTCOOP! And they are kicking off this year with two new segments: BaCawk, Marry, Kill and HERD THAT! Start the year off right with this ridiculous episode.

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Kelly and Ali are back with a short episode, but an episode no less. They talk about Holiday Desserts, humiliating themselves in Marshall's and at work, and of course they have a Hen House Open Mic. Kelly's is bad, Ali's is very good.

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Kelly and Ali are back with less than rave reviews of the movie Napoleon. They have "Egg on My Face" stories, a This or That on Winter Activities, and very passionate "We've Got Beefs." It's time to tune in to the Hen House!

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This week your hosts start off by Kelly breaking her microphone stand, having to hold her mic. Ali holds her mic for the episode in solidarity with her sister. After a rocky beginning, the two briefly discuss sex, make their way through a cringey Halloween, and yell about how schmoozing is disgusting. Enjoy!

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In this new episode, Kelly and Ali pack in a bunch of audience suggestions to their "This or That" segment. They have two embarrassing moments to share and a Hen House Open Mic that includes two raps. Time to listen!

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Kelly and Ali talk "dogs breeds" in a This or That, why they have a hard time with forgiveness, and Ali's new love for silver (?) Additionally, their Hen House Open Mics are eerily similar... tune in now!

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Kelly and Ali are back with a new killer episode- including a This or That on Scandals, a Hen House Open Mic on Charity and enough laughs to keep you going for another week.

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This week on Nightcoop, Ali and Kelly discuss important topics like hypocrisy and if an inner tube is a better mode of transportation than a sled. As always, they prove to have the most intense stance on the things that could not matter any less. Enjoy!

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Kelly and Ali talk about how they have no desire to be persuaded into doing psychedelics, LA has awful public transportation, and hating a* btches need to stay in their lane. Tune in now!

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This week Kelly and Ali have a social media themed episode, with a "This or That" on Influencers. They have hot takes on the stealing, underwear subscriptions, and the value in knowing how to dance. Listen now!

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Kelly and Ali have a new episode with a "This or That" on Body Modifications, a "Hen House Open Mic" on Camping and their classic segments, "We've Got Beef" and "I've Changed!" They discuss body image, taking care of themselves in their 30s, and men on Hinge! Tune in now...

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Kelly and Ali are back with a new NIGHTCOOP with a Hen House Open Mic on "Learning" and a This or That on "Fabrics." The twins cackle their way through another episode that is equally as funny as it is embarrassing for the two of them.

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In this week's episode, Kelly and Ali's THIS or THAT is all about Romantic Comedies and the Hen House Open Mic is "Holiday." But this episode is jam-packed with huge laughs at the twins discuss the unspoken rules of cheating. This episode is a blast.

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Kelly and Ali are back in recording after a 2 week hiatus due to career opportunities and the novel coronavirus. With a This or That on Pets and a Hen House Open Mic about Going to the Pool- this episode is dark in a variety of ways. 

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Kelly and Ali have many depressing news stories that they somehow turn into bits! Alongside that is a This or That on "Pampering" and truly the WORST Hen House Open Mic to date. Both girls bomb miserably. Tune in!

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Kelly and Ali have a blast on this episode- with a THIS or THAT and Hen House Open Mic about the beach, these two provide non-stop giggles. Also, a big congrats to Ali who hit 100,000 followers on Tik Tok!! 

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Please enjoy this episode, which has an overall theme of "America" for 4th of July! As always, a trigger warning because Kelly and Ali accidentally say offensive things because they don't know how to cope with dark topics. Listen now!!

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In this Episode of NIGHTCOOP, the twins talk about taking accountability for your quality of life. They tackle some of the big issues in the USA: obesity and homelessness. Do they meet these topics with enough empathy? Who's to say. After the complicated discussion, they turn back to silly with a THIS or THAT on "The Carnival."

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Kelly and Ali discuss this week's news: submarine goes missing while going to sight-see the Titanic ruins and a man dies after accidentally pulling the clip on his grandfather's old grenade! The good news keep on coming... Additionally, we have a This or That on "street signs", TWO 'What the Clucks' and a Hen House Open Mic on "Gym Class" TUNE IN NOW!

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This new episode of NIGHTCOOP is one word: unhinged. Kelly and Ali lack empathy once again in certain situations but truly why would you bring a baby to the movies? It's not like they're gonna remember it. This episode goes off the rails as the two reach peak rudeness.

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Kelly and Ali have a blast on this week's episode which includes your weekly news, a Hen House Open Mic on Theme Parks, and a This or That comparing popular chicken-based dishes. Do you go Wings or Chicken Tenders? Find out who you side with on this NEW episode!

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The twins are BACK with a new episode after a week off due to ~personal issues~ (they do tell you what they were if you listen)- but this episode quickly goes off the rails when they have a ridiculous take on the Pride merch at Target, Akwafina in the new Little Mermaid, and more! Warning: this episode is on more of the offensive side, as they do tell a story about a man who tried to take his own life (he's still alive, don't worry).

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Kelly and Ali dive into the news this week- literally! Two stories about the ocean and fishing coming in HOT. Then they do a This or That for Movie Villain, two different "Egg on My Face"s and a Hen House Open Mic where Kelly bombs horribly. An episode to listen to now!

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Kelly and Ali are BACK with a new episode jam-packed with silliness and harsh truths. This week, there's a hen house open mic on "Hair Salons" and a This or That on "Steak House Menu Items." Tune in now!

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Kelly and Ali have so much fun on this episode! With a Hen House Open Mic that leaves Ali nearly spitting out her Iced Tea and a This or That all about "Fair Food," the twins let it rip on this new ep! Check it out now!

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Kelly and Ali talk about how they are currently shocked at people who go out to the club and bars to mate... how is everyone not tired of everyone? The This or That is about Natural Disasters and Renaissance is the theme for the Hen House Open Mic! Tune in now...

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With a Hen House Open Mic as good as this one, we had to pull the title from Ali's song! This episode is a blast and both girls have raspy voices from being sick. But they talk pets, detectives, and how to empower each other. 

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Kelly and Ali take quite a few suggestions from listeners this week! They get riled up about people comparing twins, Peeps vs. Jelly Beans and MORE. This episode is on the brink of being offensive, but as always, Kelly and Ali think they're in the clear.

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In this week's episode, Kelly gives a recap of being on tour with Bert Kreischer during a tornado and her "Egg on My Face" story is one you won't want to miss! Ali has come to terms with the fact that she can be annoying- but so can everyone. The This or That tackles appetizers and the Hen House Open Mic is all about "the theater." Check out this episode, now!

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Kelly and Ali have empathy but it only goes so far! Don't bring down the mood and ESPECIALLY don't ruin karaoke. They discuss the news, a THIS or THAT on dessert and the Hen House Open Mic couldn't be worse. Listen now!

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This week, Kelly and Ali discuss climate change, a man building minion sculptures, and how adamant they are against drunk driving...?! Obviously. There's also a THIS or THAT for movie genres and a fantastic Hen House Open Mic about cruise ships! Time to dive in...

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The twins discuss The Oscars, The Little Mermaid, Topless Berlin Pools and MORE! Additionally, there's a This or That on Fine Dining and Kelly and Ali have HAD it with the phone addictions! Tune in now...

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Kelly and Ali have a great time on this week's episode! The news stories are slightly depressing, but as always, this Hen House finds the humor in life. With a This or That on Fast Food and a We've Got Beef about being a good host at a party- this episode will have you laughing for a good 50ish minutes.

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What an episode! This week's This or That is all about alcoholic beverages, a Hen House Open Mic on Diners and TWO Egg in My Face stories? Kelly's humiliated and Ali has lost all flirtatious ability. In this episode, you will get clues to the answer to the question in the title!

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Kelly and Ali get heated in this week's episode over cereals in THIS or THAT, and people who make bad decisions but claim they don't know better. It's a fun episode filled with RAGE!

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Kelly and Ali discuss the toxic cloud in Ohio, squirrels being let into homes, and professions they could never pull off. This episode is bizarre, with random moments of singing and a fantastic Hen House Open Mic!

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You're darn right Kelly and Ali talk about this balloon coming from the east side of the world. They also discuss awkward conversations at their places of work. With a hen house open mic topic like "Plastic Surgery," this is an episode you'll want to listen to right away!

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Kelly and Ali record at night time instead of the day and it's the time of the hour where certain opinions are hitting different. Enjoy this episode, which is definitely not for the faint of heart.

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Kelly and Ali decide that the time has come where they are not walking down their street in pajamas. They also have a "This or That" for animals and a Hen House Open Mic for "America's Got Talent" thanks to a suggestion! Listen now to join in on the fun!

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In the latest episode of NIGHTCOOP, Kelly and Ali team up on current events stories. With conversations stirring around Olive Garden, death by airplane engine, and Cheez-Its vs. Goldfish, this is an episode you should listen to for a good laugh.

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Discussions surrounding Climate Change, Tiny Grocery Stores, and Robberies Gone Wrong. This week's Hen House Open Mic is all about "feelings." We've got a great episode for ya! 

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We've got important news about Pope Benedict and a cat that ate 38 hair ties. This episode has it all but what it REALLY has is two incredible and dark submissions to this week's Hen House Open Mic! 

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This week's episode includes a "THIS OR THAT" segment you won't want to miss. The twins send you off with New Years wishes including a Hen House Open Mic dedicated to the holiday! Not sure why Kelly and Ali are so annoyed in this episode, but it is what it is.

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In this week's current events, the twins discuss a Nazi Secretary finally seeing judgment day and they agree: Santa is real as long as you believe. In the new segment, THIS OR THAT, Kelly and Ali both agree that a Newspaper Boy Hat is 10x worse than a Fedora. Have fun with this Holiday themed episode!

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Kelly and Ali are back with another episode of NIGHTCOOP! This week they discuss whether or not they are toxic, the closing of a Ripley's Believe it or Not!, and a woman whose mother invited 120 extra guests to her wedding. They also have a new segment called "THIS OR THAT."

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Kelly and Ali have stories from watching the World Cup, The Wonder, and The Menu! They also talk about how we don't need a fancy diagnosis for someone being a jerk. The Hen House Open Mic showcases Ali's character skills and Kelly has her biggest bomb at the open mic yet.

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Kelly's current events are from all around the globe. Ali decides to zone in on bad dates affecting the country. There's a rap. There are impressions. It's a silly episode.

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Kelly and Ali are BACK with a new episode of NIGHTCOOP. The news segment is jam-packed with stories of hot air balloons, the AMA winners, and 30 year old embryos coming to life. They also both "sing" songs for Thanksgiving.

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After a week hiatus, Kelly and Ali are back with some very strong opinions about popular LA shows and people. Editors Note from Kelly: "I had to cut out a lot that made us sound even worse."

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Kelly and Ali are in a MOOD this week. They give some current life updates and mention how they can't wait to ignore some "fake friends." Additionally, the Hen House Open Mic is on infomercials where the twins manage to turn a fun topic into two dark jokes. It's a good time!

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Kelly and Ali start this episode with pure intentions: having Halloween fun. But as the conversation unfolds, they find the truth to how they feel about this Holiday. Per usual, lots of laughs lead to one heck of an episode!

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Trigger warnings, old doctors, and playing with Barbies as a boy will not make you gay. We've got a lot going on in this episode.

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Kelly and Ali discuss the Serial Killer alert in Stockton, as well as "friends" who use private info against you in public. The Hen House Open mic about makeup takes unexpected turns! And as per usual- there are lots of laughs. 

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Kelly and Ali are TIRED of boring, judgmental, "women" (girls who are like 25 and think they know the world). They also both got their nails done and the "talking with their hands" just got more powerful.

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We've Got Beef gets heated this week when Kelly and Ali discuss their controversial opinions on the most popular hard drug in LA! Also since Fall is officially here, please enjoy the topic for the Hen House Open Mic!

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Ever meet those people who have to fact-check you even when you're just joking around? We agree, those people suck. Listen to this new episode of NIGHTCOOP!

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This week's NIGHTCOOP includes a new segment: Egg on my Face, where Ali and Kelly share stories from this week that make them look inward and realize how wrong they can be in a scenario. They talk about pissing off bartenders, the late Queen, and Kelly won't shut up about dogs.

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How sick does someone have to be in order for you to be okay with turning the plane around? Why are tomatoes being dumped all over the highway? Is yogurt disgusting? These questions are tackled in the latest episode of NIGHTCOOP!

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The twins are back to keeping the news topics relevant and have some choice words for the haters of this free content. Additionally, the Hen House Open Mic is based on the request topic, "Yoga." Tune in!

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Kelly and Ali do their typical segments with a "Throwback" theme. They talk about life in middle school, Sunday school, and touch on momentous events in the early 2000s. This is the hardest they've laughed yet. 

UPDATE: If you had trouble with this episode before, it has now been updated with fixed audio.

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In this episode, Kelly and Ali get irritated with each other but end up laughing and joking within minutes about some revealing topics. Also, too many people are on the phone at the gym, in public bathrooms, and in parking lots. This is a very anti-phone episode.

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There's a good amount of synchronized "singing" in this episode. As well as the "f" word. Join Kelly and Ali in the hen house this week to find out what has riled them up and why they think online shopping is a scam!

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After Ali hears of a Panini not being pressed and Kelly deals with sexism in stand up comedy, the two come to this episode with passion. Additionally, Ali performs an Avril Lavigne style hit about Shopping Malls. 

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In this episode, Kelly is thrown for a loop from an insane discovery from Ali. Non-stop laughter and an intrusion from a relentless guest, this week the twins were out of control.

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Ali and Kelly discuss Jill Biden's blunder, Monkeypox, betrayal and more. This episode is silly as all hell, please enjoy.

NOTE: Camera audio used instead of microphone audio. For easy listening, pretend that that's not the case.

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How do you feel about paper straws? We hate them. What about piano bars? We love them. But most importantly: can a paper seat cover be used as toilet paper? Listen to find out.

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Following a rebrand, Kelly and Ali have turned their old podcast into the ultimate Hen House. Now with new segments and even crazier discussions, the twins invite chaos. 

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In this episode, Kelly and Ali discuss their inability to process anything traumatic. Just a huge trigger warning for those who do not laugh at tragedy/when they get uncomfortable. Seriously- something they discuss is a man who jumped off of the Mickey & Friends Parking Garage at Disney. So, brace yourselves.

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Of course Kelly and Ali were a bit sheltered in their small Connecticut town growing up. They've felt guilty about some things and are ready to share...

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Kelly and Ali reveal gross habits and scare Bruce from ever looking behind the couch... you're gonna have to tune in.

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Kelly and Ali discuss how none of their clothes have apparently been fitting for all of these years. This is a delightful conversation involving talks of self-reflection and self-improvement.

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Kelly and Ali are fired up after having two delightful lattes. What does it mean to be a "good person" and how does this 'holier than thou' society impact us? Also some thoughts on the death penalty are included, for fun.

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The energy of this podcast is chaotic. Kelly, Ali, and Bruce talk about picking fights.

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Excited for their trip to the zoo, Kelly and Ali discuss what animals they would pick on their team of survival. They also talk ghosts. And aliens. It's a trip.

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How can you support women if you feel threatened by their existence? Kelly and Ali talked about the ingenuity of people they've come across lately.

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What starts off as a conversation about Six Flags, turns into a discussion about times where Kelly wanted to fight somebody and Ali cringes at what could've gone down... This is an episode you won't want to miss!

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At some point, Kelly and Ali question what role regular-old civilians have in changing the world vs. those who are in power.

To be clear: we are pro-recycling. Yes, this is relevant.

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For two people who aren't engaged, Kelly and Ali have wedding goals, dreams, and aspirations. Find out why Ali wants to have her wedding in a church and Kelly demands a dunk tank.

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Thanks to growing up in the Northeast, Kelly and Ali talk about being preppy, Jersey Shore, and loud family gatherings.

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Kelly and Ali are joined by their long-time friend, Mariah (licensed therapist in the making), and she educates the twins on sexuality, gender, and more!

Episode Note: In this discussion, the three ladies talk about Eddie Izzard. After recording, they found out that Eddie's pronouns have been she/her since 2020.

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Full of energy, the twins are back with opinions on "persevering through mental health issues" and "favorite cereals." Both of which are controversial.

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Kelly and Ali talk food, but in a very aggressive way.

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Growing up in Connecticut, there were some missteps in the education system.

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In a turn of events, Kelly and Ali go down a very angry route in this episode. These two constantly find themselves in the middle of saying what needs to be said and keeping the peace.

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In this chaotic episode, Kelly and Ali discuss some "traumatic" events. 

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The twins discuss body over-positivity and the downside to crying at the bar.

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The title is misleading, there's a lot of conversation about Italian Food in this episode.

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Kelly and Ali are back to share honest opinions of Greek Life, how the employees at Petco let them down, and more...

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Let the trash talkin' begin. Identical twins Ali and Kelly Ryan have no shame in liking what they like and hating what they hate. And yes, there are moments where they talk at the same time.

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Just a peak at what's to come!