KILLERS KILLERS EVERYWHERE: Recent Episodes
Toni Hart
In “Killers Killers Everywhere,” a sweet little old lady (that would be me) remembers the following: her multi-millionaire aunt who is, allegedly, a serial killer; her doctor father who was so violent he was run out of town by vigilantes before he could become a shooter; her three great uncles who demolished their getaway car when they hit a cow on the way to robbing the train called the Gold Special where they killed four men; her uncle who ran black ops in the CIA; her great-great-great-great grandfather who was a marquis who lived at Versailles and met his death at the cold, clean blade of the guillotine; and her violence-crazed Ivy-league boyfriend who conned rich white kids into joining his cult called “Weatherman” and blowing themselves up. Yes, it’s been quite a life. Here are those stories.
Killers Killers Everywhere is the story of the people in my fine old WASP family who were terrifyingly violent. In Killers Killers Everywhere Introduction Part 1, I introduced three of them, the adopted aunt who is a multimillionaire alleged serial killer, the three great uncles who were mass murderers and my own father, a doctor who was so violent our small hometown feared he would become a shooter and ran us out of town in a community vigilante action. In this podcast, Killers Killers Everywhere Introduction Part 2, I'll introduce you to my uncle who was a brilliant Nazi hunter and then ran black ops in the CIA, my great-great-great-great grandfather, a marquis who lived at Versailles and was guillotined and an Ivy-league boyfriend who formed a cult called Weatherman and conned a bunch of rich white kids into blowing themselves up. These podcasts are only introductions. I plan to write one or two multi-episode podcasts for whichever stories are the most popular. You can let me know which story you like best at tonihartny @ gmail.com.
Killers Killers Everywhere is the story of the people in my family who have killed. I made a list of family stories I could use for podcasts and was stunned to see the sheer quantity of psychopaths. I come from an old, wealthy WASP family. The family has produced a female multi-millionaire alleged serial killer, murderers, mass murderers and a doctor who was so violent he was run out of town in a vigilante action before he could become a shooter. Oh, and a man who ran black ops in the CIA. My Ivy-league boyfriend was in love with violence and conned a bunch of privileged white kids into forming a cult called Weatherman and blowing themselves up. My life has been a dumpster fire. I'm 80 years old now and I'm ratting them all out. I am so proud I have survived.
"Killers Killers Everywhere" is the story of the sheer horror that hit me when I realized how many violent psychopaths we have in my family. First, I thought "I can never tell these stories!" Then I thought, "Wait a minute. It's so crazy these days, these stories might just work. People might actually enjoy hearing this stuff." So, welcome to the stories of the top six psychos I have known. And I'm normal. Really.