Two perpetually tired parents try to watch and recap The X-Files, having never seen it before.
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The best thing I can say about this episode of The X Files is that it surprisingly does not feature blue cat people.
We talk about one of the best X Files episodes and don't make any 69 jokes on our 69th episode. Nice.
Sadly, this episode of The X Files doesn't have the Sword of Destiny or other desired Arrested Development goofs we crave.
We get our first observed instance of the Pan Flute Theory on today's episode of The X Files.