Ricky Kay's Discuss T'ing: Recent Episodes
Ricky Kay
Let Ricky into your mind to discuss what's happening in the big bad world. These sometimes controversial matters are in your brain and often won't reach your lips. Ricky will converse with your internal voice and have it shouting internally loud in agreement or disagreement.
DeepFake videos are on the rise and on porn sites, although not enough yet.
Bill Gates is splits up with his wife.
Does having a big cock affect your personality?
Han Solo and Luke Skywalker are the latest victims of Gay Claiming. Thanks Russell!
What exactly is LGBTQetc and what happens when all the letters are sexually claimed?
The G7 summit.
Prosthetics. Do we really need them?
Horse Cocks. Mr. Hands and his incredibly ruptured anus.
Mice. They are all the rage in Australia.
I've been using my missus' mug/tea cup for making a brew and she asked why.
What would it be like if a vampire gave me a blowjob?
I bought into the crypto-lie.
I've finished watching Line of Duty. No spoilers here but it was good and made me wonder what I'd be like as a police officer.
Palestine? No thanks. Leave it to those who feel affected.
I'm off sick now, rather than committing suicide or having a heart attack.
I may be sick but India is really sick with the current wave of Covid-19 shit they're experiencing.
I had a heart attack today, or at least a tightning of the chest and sore arm; all the hallmarks of a heart attack..again.
The nurses didn't wear particularly sexy uniforms, but tell that to my imagination. They all looked good apart from Mr. Rug Muncher.
This is a little gift for anyone wishing to improve their live by using brain magic.
Just over 20 minutes of cerebral witchcraft to help you become to a better you. A track of hypnotic instruction that includes wheelchair access for those of you have are ably-leg-challenged.
As most of this sort of sh!t on the net/youtube is American or English I have taken the guise of an Englishman and affected an accent as such. I tried Scottish but my accent was to broad and no easily understandable.
Enjoy anyway and be a better you and fuck everyone else. x
YouTube video can be found here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL3dNhljQME&t=40s
I'm bored with my present job and people. What if I was a serial killer? What are the benefits? Who are the greats?
I'm wondering who would I kill and how would I do it?
Watch your back!!
CREDIT: Music by Insane Clown Posse
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on5VMRl18Uw&ab_channel=DarkCarnivalRadio)
(https://youtu.be/on5VMRl18Uw)
An episode for those interested in lady things: periods, pmt, pms and sex with a dead granny's hand.
Not really from the viewpoint of females but there was a guy at the Sarah Everard vigil and he was a twat thinking they were behind him.
I've been on Pornhub (not starring) so many times I'm starting to feel like I know them.
I pretended I was dead for a few days on Social Media and no-one gives a fuck.
Larger (fat) people are strange animals and so are serial killers, but I know which one I'd rather be.
Disclaimer: Get over it.
Superman is urged to ditch his girlfriend because she's a bit Hitlery.
Horses scare me. I hope they don't grow meat-eating teeth (canines).
I don't suffer from wet dreams...I love them! x
Lockdown 1 and 2 haven't been kind to me, and now I have my own tits.
I exercised and went for walks during lockdown 1, but lockdown 2, I couldn't honestly be bothered, and it shows. I also have a small drive for 1 car outside my house with is like flypaper for arseholes. I've written a script for self-hypnosis which anyone can use, I did and fell asleep, but that might be my boring voice.
What's the difference between laziness and depression? Well, not a lot I don't think.
I'm in my bed with this one as I'm too lazy to go anywhere and even sitting up makes me depressed.
Gary Glitter used to write good songs until he decided fiddling with kiddies was more exciting.
It's SNOWING!!! Only it's the shite kind of snow that lies and then disappears overnight. A bit like a one night stand, only the snow doesn't steal your wallet.
It's been a really quiet week and to be honest with you I think my brain is dying. 7 minutes..it takes longer to boil a bloody egg (if you want it really hard boiled that is).
Disclaimer: I don't recommend you boil an egg for 7 mintues in the microwave it'll blow up. The egg that is, not the microwave. x
It's time for the Beast from the East to snow on us!!! No it's not.
There is no porn on Netflix! Is there a solution?
Jeff Bezos has a cock shaped rocket.
Small penis paedophiles should be killed at birth. Wonder Woman 1984 is sexier than Terminator (set in 1984), but won't know Oscar.
The Covid vaccine will be delivered with a mind controlling microchip that will make you less of a twat.
Kobra Kai inspired me to think about high end masturbation, and more..but not much more as you'll hear.
A man with the horn(s) has rushed the US Capitol and is to be stuffed and mounted. Lockdown 2.0 in Scotland! What lockdown?
What's on Netflix these days? Movies and TV Shows, obviously, but is it better value than Pornhub and dropping your trousers in the cumfort of your own home, or at work. It's true that there's a wanker no more than 20 metres from you, wherever you are.
We're back into Lockdown and everyone is getting annoyed again. Racism has taken a back seat for 2021 as it was very much in the driving seat in 2020 with BAME feeling a little hard done to. Celebrities can't stay in their homes and off the screen for more than a couple of weeks and decide that it would be a good idea to get together and collectively ruin a timeless song.
Christmas has come and gone and what's next? New Year and getting blitzed with copious amounts of alcohol. 2020 seemed like the year for committing suicide but it needn't be with my podcast on how bad someone else's life can be. Wondering what to spend your har- earned cash on? What about animals you'll never see, children that are dying around the other side of the world, cats that you'll never see..the list is endless.
This is number 2 (yes, just like a sh!t) in the podcast series of un-listenable stuff from Ricky Kay. See you on the other side..2021.
A little introduction podcast to get you used to my voice and the level of topic that bounces around my head. This episode delves into Christmas and obesity.