Alison's never seen a Lifetime movie before this podcast, and Vikki has seen a shameful amount. Come on an adventure as they recap and respond to Lifetime movies from across the decades.
Oops! It's the 2020s, and we're struggling Millennials, but we could never forget you, besties. We're back! Alison and Vikki cover the 2004 Lifetime drama 'She's Too Young.' We are joined by yet another VERY special guest, Vikki's bestie/former roommate, Aliza! Join us as we trot down our treacherous teenage memory lane where we scream, laugh, and beg for it to stop.
On this week's episode, Alison and Vikki recap the 1996 Lifetime movie CLASSIC, "Mother May I Sleep with Danger?" They discuss how much Vikki hates being sung to, Alison makes an excellent point that our main baddie is "sticky", and both of them lose their minds at the impossible physics displayed at the end of this movie.
This week Alison and Vikki recap the 2011 Lifetime "Horror" Possessing Piper Rose with a VERY SPOOKY guest, Paige! Together they all become possessed by the beauty of Rebecca Romijn and successfully fail to focus.
This week, Alison and Vikki recap "Line Sisters" from 2022. They discuss once again how they don't understand how sororities work, how Vikki spent the first ten minutes of this movie thinking it was about an acapella group, and in a very special turn of events, Alison and Vikki finally get into their first fight ever over a plate of worms.
On this week's episode, Vikki mismanaged her time and so ALISON has to take on the task of recapping all of "The Wife He Met Online" (2012) to Vikki. Is Alison a hero? Yes.
On this week's episode, Alison and Vikki recap the 2020 Lifetime movie "Neighbor in the Window". They talk about lying liars who lie, men with historical faces, and discover exactly how someone can breast boobily into a house.
This week, Alison and Vikki recap the 2010 Lifetime movie, "Pregnancy Pact". They ask, "WHAT IS THIS MOVIE'S MORALS?" and decide they can't cover another teen pregnancy movie or else Vikki will lose her whole entire mind.
This week's episode continues the journey of recapping Fifteen and Pregnant starring Kirsten Dunst, with special guest star, Taylor. We get deep into astrology, Taylor brings up a story about the time Alison was defeated by a rocking chair, and Vikki discusses her ick moment about Cal.
On this week's episode, Alison and Vikki recap the 1998 Lifetime CLASSIC "Fifteen and Pregnant" starring Kirsten Dunst, with help from special guest star/ best friend/ roommate of Alison, Taylor!!! Alison tells us how and why she felt such second-hand cringe from the opening scene, Vikki tells them about the time her mom got in a fight with a lady at the local Catholic church, and Taylor reveals their love of Kirsten Dunst, and why you shouldn't just mouth "watermelon" over and over again if you're an extra in a movie.
This week, Alison and Vikki recap the 2002 (or 1997?) Lifetime movie "Dying to Belong", starring Hilary Swank.
On this week's episode, Alison and Vikki recap the 2022 Lifetime movie "Buried in Barstow" starring Angie Harmon. They talk about how the main character has absolutely no chill, how Vikki almost got tricked into thinking the love interest was hot, and Alison tells a story about a pick-up line that actually nearly worked on her.
This week, Alison and Vikki discuss the 2003 Lifetime movie "Tempted", with special guest star, Vikki's oldest and bestest friend, Kelsey! Vikki declares that she hates this Lifetime heroine the most; Kelsey expresses dismay that the movie wasn't steamier; Alison gets mad at Jason Momoa for being hot.
This week, Alison and Vikki recap Lifetime's 2012 movie, Liz & Dick; a biopic about Elizabeth Taylor and her relationship with Richard Burton. Buckle up, because Lifetime chose to cast Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor and therefore Alison and Vikki could not suspend their disbelief. PLUS, Alison locates the actual birth charts of Liz and Dick themselves and does a deep dive, and Julie Andrews gets thrown into the mix for a very important reason.
This week, Alison and Vikki recap the 2019 Lifetime movie, "Grandma Killer", and face the biggest plot twist of all: a Lifetime husband they actually LIKE???
On this week's episode, Alison and Vikki recap the 2011 Lifetime movie, "And Baby Will Fall". They discuss how they've finally met a protagonist that they truly love, that time Vikki stepped on a piece of glass, and how much they do not appreciate this terrible husband.
DISCLAIMER: The audio is super lopsided on this episode, Alison sounds very far away, but maybe you'll enjoy it anyway! We're sorry! Next week's episode we finally got the audio right!!
On this week's episode, Alison and Vikki recap the 2011 Lifetime movie A Daughter's Conviction. This movie made Vikki both bored and angry, but she powers through anyway. Alison brings up robot toilets, which is a welcome delight. Both of them muse about what would happen if their own mothers were arrested for murder (spoiler: Rosie and Deana would not stand for it).
On this week's episode, Alison and Vikki discuss the 2006 Lifetime Movie A Trick of the Mind.And the audio is less rough because we learned so many lessons from our last episode. Unlike the protagonist of this movie, Jamie, who learned zero lessons over the course of the harrowing plot.
On our very first episode, Alison and Vikki recap and discuss the 2019 Lifetime Movie Best Friend's Betrayal.And boy howdy, do they have a lot of feelings.