That's Not How I Remember It!: Recent Episodes
That's Not How I Remember It!
We ruin your childhood with conversations about the terrifying movies adults let us watch in the 80's, 90's, and early 2000's.
We watched the original and the remake and wow are they different! Put on your best bear suit and get ready to punch some old ladies, Nicolas Cage is here to make everything better!
Tim Allen serves 90's dad realness in this hot mess of a Disney heartwarmer. When the tarantula is the best character you know you're in trouble! (We're still working on sound quality with our remote recordings so if you hear a ghost toad in the background don't be alarmed, it's just our pet ghost toad).
Hold onto your ovaries, there's a baby somewhere in that chest hair! Come along on a lighthearted romp through heroin-smuggling, mustache-wielding late-eighties Manhattan. Men raising babies?! Hilarious!
Join us for an epic story of love between a man and his elevator! This movie has everything computer algorithms that hate women know you wanna watch: Hugh Jackman on a horse, Hugh Jackman with cute kids, Hugh Jackman making breakfast. Who cares if it makes any sense!?
You probably thought we were never coming back! But we're making our triumphant return, swooping in like a latex clad Superhero! (This episode was recorded back before the world completely fell apart.)
We promised you a movie franchise... it wasn't this one, but you'll like this one better (we promise). We're watching the movies that almost killed Batman forever! But we're doing it backwards, just cause we can!
Now and then we get around to putting out an episode! We're back from hiatus with a new years resolution to get our lives together! To start things off right we finally got to watch Now and Then! This episode was recorded a while ago, but the greatness of this movie is timeless.
It's a good thing the hook man knew what was going on in this movie, because no one else did! Join us as we careen down the confusing road that launched a 90's teen-slasher franchise, and if we hit anybody on the way- take it to your grave!
We're back!! And we're talking friendly ghosts and scary ones, join us on a trip down trick or treat memory lane with a deep dive into the most heartwarming ghost story ever told, it's Casper!
Surprise! "Now and Then" isn't on streaming (write your congressperson) and we didn't find out until the last minute. But (unfortunately) The Wedding Planner was on streaming, so we sat through it so you won't have to (we do it all for you!)
It's that time again! Get ready for a deep dive on Us theories and the "science" behind Shazam, plus some other random streaming recommendations. Spoiler Alerts!
It takes two Olsen twins, three horses, unlimited sloppy joe's, one Kirstie Alley and all of Steve Guttenberg's abs to make this thing go... somewhere. We're still trying to figure that last part out. Join us as we take a moment to appreciate 90s kid cuisine and the man who put the Gute in glute (and those glutes in some sweet dad jeans). Side note: we're moving our release schedule to Saturdays, just in case you missed us last week!
We're a little late this week with the minisode (but who cares right?) and we're taking a deep dive on the new True Detective, The Assassination of Gianni Versace, Abducted in Plain Sight, and some other random stuff. Spoiler Alerts!
Don't Try To Cage Us, Bro! We're ready to ride some waves and rob some banks, join us as we watch possibly the best movie ever made: Point Break!
We talk about a little bit of everything and a whole lot of nothing. The Oscars! Mormons! Drag Queens! Europeans! It's all happening and we just can't stop it!
Does Nicolas Cage want to murder Meg Ryan or love her... or maybe both? We watched this movie and we're still not sure. So sit back and relax, at least until Nicolas Cage pops out from behind a bookcase and tells you he's a messenger of God. Then runaway. Seriously.
Yet another futile attempt to reign in our tangents! We talk about our recent Suspiria movie night and catch up on the new season of Grace and Frankie!
Ah, the 90s, a simpler time, when nerds wore braces, cool girls bared midriffs, and teachers dated students. Put on your most basic of twinsets and get ready to realize it's never appropriate to wear a white feather boa in the daytime, but especially after Labor Day.
We're watching all kind's of stuff, some of it's good, some of it's really, really bad (cough, cough... 90 Day Fiancé) but don't worry, we're gonna talk about it all! Don't let anyone tell you there's such a thing as too much television! Those people are stupid.
The 90's were a mess! And nothing proves that better than Cruel Intentions. Take a dip out of your coke crucifix and start drafting a virginity pledge, it's time to try to figure out how old Selma Blair is supposed to be in this movie!
We got on a TV tangent during our last recording, we just have so many opinions and so little time! So we decided to cut it out and make it a minisode. We talk about the X-Files, Supernatural, The Office, some other random shows, and have a heated character development debate. None of it's how we remembered it! We're back next Wednesday with a full episode on Cruel Intentions!
Welcome back! We're super late and only sorta sorry about it(some shit happened- listen and you'll find out!) It was a hot mess of an episode, the audio got a little messed up while we were recording, so the volume may fade out in spots, but we're kinda always a hot mess so who cares!
This movie literally drove us crazy! Get ready for an epic battle, one of us loved this movie, one of us hated it, and we're ready to fight it out! Things may never be the same...
It's the ASMR Edition of the Podcast! Join us as we examine the deep ethical dilemmas of body switching movies, and explore the eternal question of how much frosted lipstick is too much frosted lipstick. (Answer: there's no such thing as too much frosted lipstick if it's 1996).
We finally found something we can agree on... how terrifying this movie is! Join us on a trip down memory lane as we revisit the deeply problematic Olsen Twins classic Double Double, Toil and Trouble! You got it, dude!
Last week we talked about how we remembered "She's All That," and now we've watched it! So what's the verdict? As usual, we're split. We also talk about how we remember our next movie "Double Double, Toil and Trouble." Going forward we'll be talking about how we remember our next movie at the end of each episode.
VA and Desiree welcome you to the podcast with a chat about how they remember 90's cinema classic "She's All That" and special feelings for Matthew Lilliard.