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We get into several hot topics this week:
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Congratulations to Patrick Braxton!!👍Finally!! Truly sad it had so long a coming.

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Blow by Blow Analysis of this great debate!!

The Final Whistle on Youtube every Tuesday featuring Pettey

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Guess who's back?
Back Again?
Like Abracadabra! Pettway is back to make us all laugh!

BG!! BG!! BG!! and me are here also.

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Please don't listen to this episode if you have children sharing your ear buds. In fact, don't share your ear buds. Seriously, if you are sharing your ear buds, then you probably share toothbrushes and you shouldn't listen to podcast because you should be busy running to the doctor to be locked inside a crazy people institute.

This episode is not for children. Very sorry for those who love the show and we are as shocked as anyone at the host's seemingly comfortable way that he uses the words that we all know are cursed.

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We get into the Wayans family
What MVP votes are supposed to mean
Alabama Dominance
Crazy Things that Happened in School
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Guns are a serious problem. People say guns don’t kill people, but a lot of statistics say different. Please, if you own a firearm, make sure it is safely secured and not able to be accessed by a child.

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First fifteen minutes is funny.

15 minutes: What happens when your school beats the number one team in America?

At about 21 minutes go pee or something. I don't know what to tell you, but just be glad you’re not Jason or BG. My goodness their conversations really are bad without the host. Cook’s Pest Control

23 minutes: Real Vampire story

24 minutes: Jason tells a story

After 30 minutes it is not for kids and really funny.

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What can I say when this episode teaches you how to be cool? Brought to you by overweight white males.

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We get into some very hot topics this week:

  • How Dating Apps Work
  • Our New App: Bank Statements
  • BG tells Jokes
  • What is your second favorite team?
  • Babysitting Ain't Cheap!
  • Native Americans, even fictional ones on television, are very wise.
  • You Don't Owe Anyone Anything!
  • Billionaire starving in the street because of taxes
  • The 34 minute mark
  • Jason Goes after that Biden guy

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You could be a premise guyJason goes unhinged
A Bone to Pick
He doesn’t understand True Crime
It Depresses Me
As long as you make yourself laugh
Is that a bowie knife in your pocket or are you here to rape me?
How Banks Work

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  • The one wheeled bicyclist of Tuscaloosa and much more!!
  • How to properly abandon a baby
  • Big black coffee
  • Why joggers wear earbuds
  • Dogs going back to their business of being dogs
  • Joggers, walkers, and bicyclists get ranked to no surprise.
  • Civilian peer pressure.
  • The history of Chicken Head.
  • Jason is not good at speaking to other people in a conversation way.
  • Jason looks like the character Carlton Lassiter in the show Psych, but not in the original tv show just in the post tv show movies on Pandora or whatever new thing my wife makes me pay for but really I got for that one playoff game in the NFL.
  • Go Lions.
  • Goodness I miss Barry Sanders.
  • He was amazing.
  • So good.
  • We talk about the insane process of abandoning a baby. Wow! It is so bad and well never mind BG apparently has seen a commercial about this insanity so I guess people know about this.
  • Only people who live in bad cities have to talk to police officers when they go to the hospital.
  • Andre the Giant should have been the title. Definitely less controversial than how to abandon a baby properly.
  • Beau is so lucky to get next week off to spend with his family. Not me, I mean I make way more money than a stupid teacher but I have to work next week.
  • Tapeworms would help me get that beach body.
  • Jason is Definitely not Boss Hogg.
  • How big was the wheelbarrow that Saddam Hussein used to be able to walk around?
  • Andre the Giant should have played football.
  • Always order a ground beef hamburger well done and big thanks out to Upton Sinclair!
  • French can have the tartar.

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Sheri and I discuss the insanity and phenomenon of Love Has Won the Story of Mother God.

Crazy story and we try to figure it out.

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Wow, die Downloads, bitte teilen Sie uns weiterhin mit mindestens 8 Ihrer Freunde. Danke!

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This is a really great episode, except for Jason's audio. Somehow his part didn't record. This was not intentional and he is a valued part of the show. Unfortunately, his audio is absent on this one.

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Also everything’s alleged and if Jason’s audio would have uploaded then y'all would hear that repeatedly being said, especially about a very famous rapper and media mogul/icon.

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Finally, I mean for real the host mentions an idea for a new better spin off pod where the host would finally talk to a smart relative about a crazy but fascinating show called Mother God or something. It was really crazy. Anyway, I would much rather edit that podcast than this one. They for real did say allegedly a bunch of times though when they were recording. No cap.

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This week’s hilarious topics!!

  • Law and Order
  • Zombie Detectives again
  • What topics are hot enough?
  • Good Fellas
  • The proper length of movies
  • Oregon Trail on an Old School computer, so many oxen died.
  • Video games today, but there is sunlight outside.
  • Some tree hugger bs I didn’t really listen to
  • Things that cause cancer that are in your home.
  • Batteries, cleaning products, nonstick cookware, mattresses, and personal care products.
  • Great rapping in the background!
  • Waylon Jennings and later Johnny Cash
  • Sporting events are so late at night, except for baseball which has playoff games starting at 2:15 on a Tuesday afternoon. So stupid.
  • Ten year old underwear, at least.
  • Jason doesn’t know when to talk.
  • The Presidents of the United States of America is a thing.
  • The triceps of BG
  • How do Apple Pencils work? 🍎🍏✏️
  • Jimmy Buffet and now Kobe
  • Chat PGT is a fake apparently because it can’t handle the truth
  • Again the zoo was a bad topic
  • MMTYDPODCAST.COM called terrifying by recent emails
  • Ever been curious how Chat PGT really works? Me neither. What do I even ask the stupid thing.
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We will probably cut this whole thing

Our pre-show conversations

The movie Groundhog Day

BG is not here, but this is how we record.

Firefox and Browsers

The Viper security system.

The amazing world of people who were born after 2000. They don’t even appreciate Blockbuster!

Buying an ATM with a plan.

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Yep Part 2 BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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This is Episode 50. You all are welcome.

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Funny topics we covered before I could no longer stand my own voice:
We will probably cut this whole thing
Our pre-show conversations
The movie Groundhog Day
BG is not here, but this is how we record.
Firefox and Browsers
The Viper security system.
The amazing world of people who were born after 2000. They don’t even appreciate Blockbuster!
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On Episode 44 of My Mom Thinks You’re Dumb Podcast we get into self help.

When to know you have had a concussion
When to go back to work

What to do if you have two kids, are pregnant, and are hit by a train while riding in a car.

How to treat your little brother when he loses the keys. 

How to not rush immediately to your child’s aid when they are stranded.

So much on one episode.

Exercise should not be considered a habit.
Special note from Stephen Toboloski, not the actor from the movie Groundhog Day though.

How big a Frasier fan are you?

**Man strength

An insane list of things people should do to live 24 years longer that we talk about on this podcast:**

1 excercise

2 avoid opioids 

3 avoid smoking 

4 manage your stress levels

5 have a healthy diet

6Dont binge drink

7 get good sleep

8 maintain positive social relationships 

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It’s in a casino!

You can’t handle the emails!

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Jason is the greatest person!  He is the very best, nicest, smartest relative I have, and I have a good amount of nice and smart relatives.  

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Just the two of us!

You’ve never dressed as a murder clown?
WTF? What the Faygo?

Doppelgängers are among us and if you are the hot one, you have to take charge!

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Lets all admit paper towels are becoming rapidly increasing quest to finally achieve…………… THE 
Maxroll babyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

So many  good things.
I could do a list: #boundaries 🤣  #neverassume #triedtosnatchindepence 😆#sayihavetwopicksbutreallyhavethreeorfour  🥹#triedtosnatchindependance  🤣 how is that not funny?  #neverassume 

notmylawnmower  😂 #notimemachine

bettagraballbabies 🤣 #thisisnottheeighties🚤

overtenthouaweekonsushi🤣

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You can apparently now swear on either the Bible or the Constitution according to someone.
1:00 the proper ways to now watch Groundhog Day
5:30 the Tommy Toooberville’s latest
10:15 I decline political office and will undoubtedly have to concede to public demand for my running later on
12:00 “They’re going to rent at first!” What a great campaign slogan!
18:00 Early 90’s Kip Tyner compared to today’s Kip Tyner
20:30 Is Tuscaloosa becoming unrecognizable?
23:00 Tommy Toooberville returns 
28:00 I agree to run for political office, but what position?
29:30 What would happen if the Democratic Party agreed to duels?
32:00 How to get yourself and your loved ones “prepped” against the undeniable threat of something.

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Swimming pool 🏊‍♀️ 
Traveling 🧳 
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Where to go? What to pack?

Traveling when we were kids vs now.

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Sorry that BG’s audio is not present; however, his constant loading and cocking a superior firearm are and will always be there.  Get to know me on this episode and if you haven’t shared us with eight friends,  then make more friends!!  

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, we have more Groundhog Day thoughts here in week 28 of our yearlong growth podcast.

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We are now in 94 countries!!!!

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Everyone loves BG, but they say he doesnt talk enough.  He has bad internet recently, so his stupid audio recorded in triplicate and really messed up.  It does make him more interesting though.  You’re welcome!

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We fix Hardee’s or we try to until Jason gets bored.

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Hands off the merchandise!!

We always try to leave this podcast by saying love you to each other and we hope that you all share the love for each other and for yourself.  Mental health is a serious issue and one of the reasons we make this podcast is to try to bring a little joy and happiness to all of us.

Watching  this movie, once (at least) every week, is really hard.  It isn’t physically, but it is time consuming and emotionally challenging.  By this point we are so drained.  My co-host are the greatest of men in my opinion because they stick to reality and topics that have really happened.  I; however, and have crated a conjunctive adverb sandwich; moreover, have not been constrained by the reality of a non Phil Conners world so have done every episode as a character.

Key laugh points:

You should laugh at these things for sure.

Have you even seen the movie? And it wasn’t even a jet engine.

How do you have notes when you didn’t watch the movie? Because they aren’t related.

You’ve never had anyone correct you on the way you say pen?

I cut my corn off the cobb because I don’t like having it stuck in my teeth!

Very sorry everyone, but I go after “nerds” because I mistakenly confused that term with the character that used to steal Dominoes pizzas.  Again, I apologize for any confusion or misunderstandings.  

The importance of circumcisions.

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52 minutes in, we really get the Groundhog talk going, and the  getting is good!

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This week we welcome in our very special guest!  He squats almost as much as an end stage Christopher Reeves and benches as much as a final days Stephen Hawking, one Mr, Biggs A.K,A . Hill!!!

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We get real on episode 15!  I can’t remember all of it, but I am told we read a great letter and had a lot of great laughs.  

Also, we go behind the curtain on some of the cheats NBA players are up to.  

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JUST WAIT IT WILL BE GLORIOUS!

We talk about hands across America at 15 minutes in, so you know it is good!

At 19 minutes: How to properly hype

At 21 minutes: How to look Funky Fresh

At 41 minutes and for my whole life, I praise my wife : Dyslexia and Dysgraphia and a Positive Mindset

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I finally get a theme song worthy of my role on this at about 8 minutes in!!  

Enjoy this one guys and gals because it took a herculean effort by AH to get this done!  Many gremlins in the recording industry!

At 19 minutes, I break down the Britney Grinder trade.  Horrible GM’ smanship!!

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This is episode 12 of our year long review of the movie Groundhog Day.   We are about three months in so we don’t talk a lot about the movie anymore.  Talk like that would just make us upset.  

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Great things to look for in this show:
At 26:30 and 40 minutes I prove that reality no longer matters when you have a set belief in mind.

27:20 John Quincy “His Airness” Adams is known!

28:20 Greatest CD picks of all time

At 42 minutes, I cant think of magnetisms which J-Dog finds hilarious.  It wasn’t.

At 48 minutes we talk about the movie  Groundhog Day if that is what you are looking for this week.  Well, never mind Jason has cheese, so we dont actually get to the movie.

At 49 minutes my co-hosts go completely off the rails and are only kidding with their insane allegations. 

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This is the best episode so far because it is the latest episode.  My co host are so great and they are working on actually trying to be funny at some point!

WE TRY SO HARD!  

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If you just came for the dynamic Groundhog Day insights, then please skip to around 30, but you will miss out on things like:
J-zilla questions science at 25 seconds in, Out of season egg nog, is it a threat at about 6 minutes or so, some movie breakdown plus science at about 18 minutes, English lesson at 21 minutes so funny!,  we really break down this movie in a negative way but we are as always so thankful starting about 30 minutes in,  at 33:45 J-dog gets another hate mail!!  

Honestly, we pour our hearts into trying to make you guys laugh, and by we I mean only me.  Two freaking albatrosses and a peacock just waiting for his chance to fly!

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Thank you all and thanks to all of those who are hopefully watching or listening to us and get a bit of happiness or laughter from our efforts to improve and grow.  

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Google: Marionette Zombie Series They seriously are one of the most captivating, and I don’t want to say series because that would reduce it. Each book will suck you in like that kid in the storm in Neverending Story and the monsters in S.B. Poe’s masterpieces are as terrifying as the nothing was to a childhood me.
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If you doubt my review, then you should doubt yourself! Look at the guy’s pic profile!! Now go change your underwear and buy a book.

I promise if you read the first one and don’t like it, email me and I will pay you whatever you paid for it. Freaking try me!! That is how much I believe in these books!
MMTYDPODCAST.COM email me please because I would just love to find out kind of stupid crap you like. The books are really scary and they just pull you into a world.

We love you all and hope you are doing well! We really hope this endeavor we are undertaking is beneficial in some way. Seriously, we need a reason to keep going, so if it is a help let us know.

We suffer through this each week and you wouldn’t think two hours is that much of a sacrifice, but to watch any movie that i will in the most modest of guesses say I have seen close to fifty times in my life and at least 35 over the last 11 or whatever weeks, I swear it feels like it has been the last years of my life.

Hug your mom!

Thanks so much to the ladies who email funny things about Jason!! Hilarious! Please keep them coming because he definitely sees them!

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We get into it!! We ask the hard hitting questions this week such as: Soviet punches or American punches?,  did Gorbachev start the slow clap?,  and is Groundhog Day one of the greatest movies ever made?  (Spoilers: 17, yes, and of course yes)

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I’ll just be honest and say the audio on this one stinks until about thirty minutes in.  I would say that I am sorry, but that wouldn’t make the audio better so nevermind.

We love you all so much and really hope you can deal with my bad audio.  It is all my fault and I will accept that.  

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BG finally did it!! Take that you idiots who said we couldn’t find a flaw with the only dead Ghostbuster!  BG found it!! Eureka Baby! This is a fantastic and hilarious movie!  Share this podcast with so many of your friends!  If you dont have a lot of friends, but you would like to add some, then share this podcast with strangers who look interesting.  After all, that is what Needle Nose Ned did!  Of course I am talking about Ned the Head or Ned Ryerson of course

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But seriously the freaking 

RAPTORBRONCO OR #BRONCORAPTOR is so amazing looking even if it does have a tiny 3 liter v6.

People don’t know it was originally slated to be a 3 cylinder ford Escape huh?  Good luck escaping that with your  weak ass punk ass $70,000 ford escape.  Everyone with money already bought a Range Rover idiots. But, please let us drive it and say how awesome it is for money.  

As always, don’t watch the movie because we will watch it enough for all of you!

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  • Personally, I would like to say something about world peace and a little prayer for all the moms.
  • Big shout out to your mom and all the moms who are working out. Big shout out to to all the babies who are lifting them 45 pound plates out there!! Woof woof! Get your swole on!!
  • This movie is still almost as good as Quick Change, What About Bob, Stripes, Ghostbusters, Scrooged, or any other movie is better than having to watch this William Murray masterpiece again!!
  • The real person responsible right now as I am typing this is actually Brian Doyle Murphy!!
  • Or, maybe it is this guy Doyle. I don’t trust that guy one iota.
  • Woof woof babies getting jacked!
  • 👍💪🥇🪂🥋👶🏼🥋🪂🥇💪👍

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Finally, we have watched the movie! And Deutschland ist toll! If we have German engineering, with Swiss craftsmanship, and the Japanese handling the final je ne sais quoi of the project, then what could possibly go wrong?

Personally, I would like to say something about world peace and a little prayer to all the peaches.  Big shout out to your mom and all the moms who are working out.  Big shout out to to all the babies who are lifting them 45 pound plates out there!! Woof woof!  You trendsetters you!!

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We get into it! We love the move Groundhog Day and also we haven’t watched it yet.

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Merci Beaucoup And Xi Xi

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I looked at a map and created the ultimate super conference.  You are welcome.  If you don’t like sports, then you will still maybe enjoy this episode. We make fun of states and stuff.

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We get into it!  The audio of this is a little draggy but dont let that keep you from recognizing the truth.

We go deep into the meta world with a Descartes idea of :Saban thinks therefore Spurrier is.

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Have you ever wondered what it is like to make a podcast? Well, we can tell you. It is a brutal existence of gruesome, grueling work.  Then the never ending grueling work goes to someone who translates our stupidity into something consumable.  Then that work goes to a person who is  someone who understands computers and computer programs much better than you or I will understand anything.  For Season 2 we give you a glimpse into a taste of behind the curtain and cutting room floor that we have.  Do Enjoy!

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🙏🤷🧎‍♂️Thank you all for your support and listening!  We are back!!  Well, we aren’t back back, but we are back to bring you the very first episode of SEASON 3.  It has been a long time, some say too long but haters are gonna hate.  Listen, summertime just started now and we are gonna put in that work to bring you a great season.  Just give us a little time to let the marinade do its thing!

🏆🏆🤙Big shout out to WIND CREEK! And the PCI! They have fantastic hotels, food, entertainment, and casinos!  If you have not been, then plan your trip now! If you have been, then you already know!🏆🏆👍

Shout out to your mom for her love and support! Share this show, well maybe not this exact show, but some of your favorites with a bunch of your friends!♥️♥️♥️♥️

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Merci beaucoup and 谢谢你 Xièxiè nǐ

Love to all and hope you enjoy!

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Joe Rogan is very popular and in most everyone’s opinion he is great!

This whole show is really just a test to see if you deep down are awesome enough to be down with this show.
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We give so much of ourselves.  We give hours and hours to make one hour of show.  We spend conversations convincing friends to sacrifice time with their families to come on here and record a show that people download and listens to. 

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🇺🇸Warning: This very special episode is not a family pod. We pride ourselves on doing clean episodes, but this episode has so many direct quotes from great movies that we can’t accurately talk about them without a few (maybe 8) bad words. I just wanted to say that before you play this podcast in the car with the fam. Maybe go to a different episode if you are under 21. Thanks!

The very special guest this week had to happen and we did it! Warren J and B-Dogg back together one more time!

Honestly, if I can convince Chapman of even one of these insane ideas, then I can sell ice to someone living in the desert! AH is the best in the biz!

***Broke 10,000 downloads you beautiful listeners, but if you all please tell 5 friends,and they download this episode, then we will be able to fund a Season 3, so Please do that!! We do it all for you to enjoy it!! 100.000 downloads is the goal folks!

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Fun facts aren’t always fun.
Find us on Spotify, Pandora, a hummerzine, Facebook, myspace, Wikipedia, Adobe, Snapchat, Apple, Outback Steakhouse, ask.com, Instagram, next to your mom, Ubereats, Pokémon, a basketball court, PlayStation, onstar, anywhere that doesn’t sell open toed shoes, hangin with your mom and them, and your phone.

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Merci beaucoup!

Great talking points
2:00 Lethal Weapon 2
9:15 Chapman speaks insanity
13:00 Pick them up with your hands!
14:00 South African racism
18:00 Die Hard 2
20:00 Gaslighting! The Hard Way (York loves it)22:30 I’m of course talking just about in the Die Hard movies. Still it sounds wrong, so sorry to all!
30:00 Chapman imitation of Fred Thompson so good!
31:45 The Full List of sequels that are better than the original
37:00 A Soft Close that made Chapman so mad
41:00 Regulators Mount Up!
42:00 Kevin Bacon has never made a bad movie
45:25 The funniest line of the podcast to me

Shout out to two good friends at the Week Zero Sports and Other Stuff website, podcast, and excellent writing, except for mine!
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Don’t make me talk about the movie Godfather!  No one has ever actually seen it!

This whole process happens to be a process of slowly warming the “greatest movie expert anyone I know has ever known” up so that he might hilariously agree with some of my insane takes that will hopefully help ol’ Warren J lose his composure at some point.  And, then we are gonna have to set fire
Get back to offensive dominance and stifling of the guilty
We are trying to keep it real on this episode.  Great advice and a lot of humorous factoids!

I don’t want to say that it is your mother’s fault if this episode is not great, I am only suggesting that she might have been involved.  

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This episode is the third installment of a three part series looking at famous athletes.  I hope you enjoyed the first two, but if you haven’t listened to those, we encourage you to give them a try.  

My audio is kinda laggy on this. Also, I think I said both of Yao Ming’s parents were gymnasts.  I apologize and realize that Yao Ming was and is awesome and anything I may have said in this episode was in jest and not meant seriously.  Especially now that we are expanding into Asia.

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We dive deep this week into the cultural phenomenon known as the “sack dance”.  Enjoy!

We hope you enjoy this episode and share it with all of your friends, especially if they live in Asia.

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I try not to laugh during the recording of these episodes.; however, I was unable to achieve that during this hilarious recording.  Enjoy!

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As always Merci Beaucoup! And, share us with at least 9 people you care about.  Subscribe on Spotify or Apple Podcast and if there is anywhere to leave a rating or review please love us like we love you and your mom. 

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🇺🇸 Thanks for listening and sharing with friends! Be sure to leave us a 5 ⭐️ review on Apple Podcast or a Follow on Spotify!

We want to hear from you about topics for the future so reach out and follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook @ MyMomThinksYou’reDumb 

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I don’t have anything to add except listen to the links below and it will benefit you. Share this episode and the podcast. If you want to become a sponsor then contact us at momthinksyouredumb@gmail.com
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Did I ever tell you about my neighbor’s sister?
He’s young, he’s Catholic, and he’s running for President.
Daddy is throwing shade.
Are you pro-disease?
Go swimming in a public place and you might get polio in your face.
Shocking how little attention Brown vs Board of Education of Topeka, Kansas got in the south.

Also there is a subject/verb agreement problem on something I say about there is a vs. there are, and I don’t know if that was a editing inconsistency, or I just spoke like a moron, but I apologize for that. It is really inexcusable. I apologize to the people of this podcast. My behavior has been improper, and I accept the consequences. I ask my listeners for their patience and understanding. Life here can be difficult for me. After all, I am the only one of my kind. You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better!

Rep John Lewis’ Speech at March on Washingtonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFs1eTsokJg

IFP:83B JFK Announces Candidacy for Presidenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9c0w7vRJXE

Lyndon B. Johnson Let Us Continuehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKVhodv9zpE

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Put the ball in play baseball!
Vincent Edward Jackson’s birth was one of the greatest days in not only our country’s history, but also in the world’s history. Don’t be confused by the correlative conjunction baby! Treat yourself to what Wayne “Great One” Gretzky must have been thinking. Also, you can google Robinson Cano getting a double against the “shift” defense when he just lays down a bunt. Nuff said.

You may need to check out season 1 episode 19 to understand all of this, but no one reads this. If you do actually read, contact us on Instagram or by email at momthinksyouredumb@gmail.com or through Instagram at MyMomThinksYoureDumb
without the apostrophe.
“She was snapfacing “ is the funniest part to me 😂
Also, make a f’ing friend why don’t you and tell them about this podcast. Steal a phone and download it because we don’t work ourselves to the darn bone to not have downloads. Kiss your mother for me.

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I hate social media so much, but I hate the fact that we have so many downloads in France and I think they may actually be beating America. I love France so much that they may actually be better than America. I will leave it up to you downloaders. Which country is the greatest? The one created actual democracy, the stethoscope, lady liberty, aspirin, the cinema, the photograph, and pasteurization or Merica?

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You are welcome for this movie trailer filled episode!
This episode is so great, but this season will be like a meteor hurtling towards Earth and the impact will change humanity!  Okay, that last part might be a touch of hyperbole. Your mother likes season 1, but she loves season 2. BTW kiss your mother for me, and tell four of your friends about season 2. Season 1 barely got 10,000 downloads and I blame all of you for that! Also, if you don’t download the episode, then I can’t see that you listened to it. I do it all for the gram! Whatever that means. I will just ask for all of you to make a friend and then tell them about the third best thing in your life.  Number one is your relationship with Jesus, number two your winning personality, and number three your good fortune to be a subscriber to this podcast. We apparently have an instagram account called MyMomThinksYou’reDumb so follow # that a lot. Also, we are on Facebook and Twitter. I hate social media so much why are you making me do this?

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My brother was a long snapper in college at Troy! Long snapping is an art form that is crucially important, but not as important as a freak like Dylan Moses!

Mack Brown, 72 year old coach of the Tar Heels, is the most pro-ready prospect of this draft!

Tell nine of your friends about our show! Also, if you or your company want to be a sponsor then contact us at momthinksyouredumb@gmail.com

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Kiss your mom for me and merci beaucoup!

Watch Thomas Fletcher get HYPED with the draft call of the year!
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This podcast train is going to Yorkshire Farms baby! It’s a true treat with a guest I need to have on at least three more times this season so enjoy! 

Sorry for the audio lags. Harrell, our Executive  V.P. did the best he could to make this episode great. So much reverb and problematic situations which may lead to a future episode, so stay tuned!

Vulcanologist and Volcanologist are in fact very similar, and yet not at all in any way similar.  One believes in logic entirely and the other was somehow inculcated by the interplanetary government of Starfleet Command.  Treat yourself to the difference and know that, amazingly, this season might just go, “Supernova!” Also, kiss your mom for me.

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Merci beaucoup!

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10 questions with Danny Roberts, so you know you will enjoy!  
Merci Beaucoup!

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Big shoutout to our latest sponsor Womenade! Who likes gators? No one and women have enough power, so get yourself the best drink out there!

Love you all! I think I said executioner of a will rather than executor so enjoy! Whales are vengeful beast! Any remarks made in this episode that may have you thinking we don’t love Jesus are just the devil having you think impure thoughts.  So, do not listen to your impure thoughts and instead go to the Bible and get your reading on.  

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On this fantastic episode we have one of the greatest baseball players your host has ever had the privilege of playing with and also my friend Brandon.  Point of fact, it would not “hurt” Kid Dynamite, but Enjoy!

Prego! That means you are welcome in Italian.  Go ahead and tell six of your best buds about the fact that the Greatest Podcast in the history of podcasts is back.  We owe this all to Harrell so thank you to him!

Merci Beaucoup! 

Finally! One year after being the viral podcast of the millennium, we are back!   10,000 plus downloads made us go back to the great and also grueling work of dominating the podcast game. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands because we are thrilling all the ears out here! 

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Billy Joel - Tell Her About It (Official Video)
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This season will be more exciting and epic than the last! Also if it seems like a title means that the episode will be about that topic, then totally disregard the title! This show deserves your sharing! Finally! One year after being the viral podcast of the millennium, we are back!   10,000 plus downloads made us go back to the great and also grueling work of dominating the podcast game. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands because we are thrilling all the ears out here! 

Leave it a five star review on Apple Podcast and please leave a review!  Thank you so much and it takes so much less time than recording a great episode so please do that! Thanks!

Merck Beaucoup!

Enjoy Season 2!

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Merci Beaucoup! To all of you!
Raising a “Savage” isn’t easy. It’s hard to cultivate a “Mamba Mentality” and still have your child be a respectful member of society. Winning isn’t everything is often said by losers. 

On this very special episode of My Mom Thinks You’re Dumb, you the listening audience will get to here from the legacy that is my very own. 

I don’t believe in participation trophies; therefore, he has never beaten me in a sport. This episode was recorded the day after he was actually able to get the best of me in a game called “ladder ball”.

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This episode is the wrap up of the greatest draft in history. Byzantine archers against the Greek phalanxes. Roman gladiators vs the Mongrel horse archers.  Hyperbole vs exaggerations. 

Really it’s just two friends arguing over who could assemble the best college football team, and hilarosity ensues. Congratulations to all who witness the frivolity and enlightenment of our diatribes!

My mom thinks you’re dumb, but your mom thinks we are funny. So, share our podcast with eight of your friends this week or you will not grow as a person. 

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Greatest Song ever to end this greatest show: Band of Horses, The Funeral download it today on Apple Music and all of their stuff is awesome!

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Wow! Amazing draft and amazingly, I picked the greatest assemblage of players in the history of college football!  I want to thank my man Pettway for making it interesting by picking a seemingly good team as well!

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As always merci beaucoup!

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On today’s show my man Pettway and I settle a decades old feud about trying to draft the best team in the history of college football. Unsubstantiated greatness ensues! If you don’t know a player mentioned on this draft, then look the name up and never forget what you see. 

Subscribe to the show on Apple podcast, follow us on Spotify, or on Pandora. Please leave a five star review, and as we continue to grow our show, always share each show with at least nine of your best friends. 

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Leave a five star rating on Apple podcast and leave us a review because we would love to hear from you!

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Hose pipe water!
Eat as much as you can on the first day because you’re gonna need it!
Screw your pedometer!
Aaron Harrell is the man!
Isaac Newton was so dumb!
Lock your legs out straight and snatch with the back!
Let’s get that pulse racing!

Share this hilarious episode with your mom and make some new friends so that you can soon share it with your newly discovered friends!

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Profite du spectacle!
We hope you all enjoy this funny show of clips from previous drops! Fortunately, this week we were able to get the opportunity to talk with your mom and she thinks the show is “delightful”! We are dealing with Sally, so a new show will deal with its destructive powers! This show is hilarious and great, and we hope you enjoy it!

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Exclamation points are great!!!!

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Undoubtedly the most important and accurate ratings for this college football season. Dynamic analysis with uncompromising opinions that will leave you a more informed fan. Enjoy the show!

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Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lawrence, Zac Efron, and Natalie Portman are all not discussed on this fantastic episode.  What is discussed is serious. 

Porfite du spectacle!

This episode answers the philosophical dilemma as to whether two idiots are better than one idiot when discussing matters of serious or trivial importance. Consider, at some point the isolated idiot might realize his lack of knowledge and admit his deficiencies or run out of ideas and ask  a more knowledgeable person for assistance ; however, when coupled with a second ignorant imbecile, the two can explore depravity and incognizance with confidence and encouragement from the other to uncharted depths the world has never scrutinized before. 

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Top Gun: Maverick, QAnon, and the latest TikTok dance are all topics we don’t talk about on this lost episode!

Usually our episodes are completely awesome. If you have listened to the show in the past, then you know we strive for excellence. This episode was a lost episode from the beginning of summer, so a lot of the references may be out of date. Enjoy!

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My goodness how awesome this episode number 17 is! 

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Professional athletes are often disparaged and castigated in our culture, but we celebrate their heroism on this podcast! If you or one of your loved ones was actually tasked with trying to partake in one of the many professional sports we ask of athletes today, then how would you feel and to what extent would you worry?

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On Today's Show: Every episode has been great, but this episode might be the greatest episode in the history of the podcast genre. We are giving you a true revelation, a Cinematic body spray. We are talking Liberation in a cologne. All characters and people in this episode are entirely fictional and no comments about any creator of any iproducts are meant to disparage or defame that person.

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Merci beaucoup! 

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This show is so amazingly awesome!  Tom Cruise is an terrific actor and he has proven that in countless great movies. Jeremiah teaches us all how to make the perfect movie and we are all grateful. Look for the perfect movie to be coming out as soon as I make it!

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As I have said before Merci beaucoup to all our fans in France!

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On Today's Show: Ray discusses the NBA playoff picture with guest Lombardy Flanders. After this episode, you’re going to want to know why did the Chicago Bulls play the Portland Trailblazers in Memphis. That’s an excellent question. Follow us on Instagram at Mymomthinksyouredumb and ask us great questions like that to find out. 

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On Today's Show: Coach Bill Baldner returns. Discusses his college coaching days. Rafael Palmero and Will Clark, the batting order, launch angle according to Ted Williams, recruiting tips and trips, and todays game. Plus, Ray was a great hitter in college!

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My Mom Thinks You’re Dumb is a show about striving for greatness. 

On Today's Awesome Show: Pettey singing, getting directions, and what its is like to grow up in Tuscaloosa. Plus, Sara Evans sings like an Angel!

Sara Evans - O Holy Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp8vOHxtKqc

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On Today's Show: Whats the weirdest thing you ever had on a hamburger?

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On Today's Show: Coach Bill shares his 30 years of baseball expertise to discuss Blaze Jordan, the most important stat, and picks his All-Time Pitchers

Stick around for a forgotten Nolan Ryan story!

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On Today's Show:  Ray welcomes in a special guest, Douglas Robertson.  Vampires? Yes. Vampires! Exploring the facts and the possibilities and everything else in between.

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On Today's Show: I'm a big fan of history but nothing makes history professors more upset than when someone makes "mistakes." For your listening pleasure, I will be playing the role of buffoon! ENJOY

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On Today's Show: Major League Baseball is just fun! Good people, good stories, good times! Ken Griffey Jr., Ronald AcuĂąa Jr., Nolan Ryan, Randy Johnson

Randy Johnson Kills Dove
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On Today's Show: Petty returns! Discussing the age-old adage of "Cheaters never win." Does that mindset still apply today? Should college players be paid (or continue to be paid!)?? How the movie Blue Chips still holds up.

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On Today's Show: Ray is joined by Douglas Robertson to discuss all things TV. 

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On Today's Show: Murder, Mayhem, and the NCAA Football Top 25 according to Ray and Petty. Insights like "play the tackle part of the hut-hut" and "he's stabby"

Stick around until the end. We have a discovered a special FIGHT ON rendition 

PSA: WE ARE AGAINST ALL MURDER

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On Today's Show: Ray and Chapman provide the "Greatest Awesome Movies Show" for our listening pleasures

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On Today's Show: Drafting the Best Pitchers of ALL TIME

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On Today's Show: Ray and Petty discuss the TOP College Quarterbacks....since the 1990s (the beginning of time!)

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On Today's Show: Ray and Petty share their genius 

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