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Come unwind with Mike, Rob and Lan as we discuss the latest and breaking news...from last week. Updates will be made few and far in between.
In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Ex-husband requests mortal combat with ex-wife, retired teacher retires from serial shitting, and the raunchy tale of Dick Riding Hood!
**NEWS:
Man requests 'trial by combat' with Japanese swords to settle dispute with Iowa ex-wife**
https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2020/01/13/iowa-courts-david-ostrom-requests-trial-combat-swords-settle-dispute/4456079002/
Man sets up cameras to catch ghost but instead finds girlfriend having sex with son
https://thecoverage.my/horror/man-sets-camera-catch-ghost-catches-son-sex-wife-instead/Retired teacher fined for repeated shittinghttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/public-pooper-wisconsin_n_5e0e4708e4b0843d360f96a5 **Credits:
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)**
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The Lounge King - Ici la Femme (XXX Mix) Louise Vertigo
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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Men play a stupid game and win stupid prizes, palm reader is met with misfortune, and Dr.Feel drops mad knowledge on vaping! News
Burger King to give Bronx residents free whoppers
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/burger-king-bronx-free-whoppers-joker-stairs-tourists
Men arrested for trying to cash lottery ticket with glued on numbers
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/men-try-cash-lottery-ticket-with-glued-on-numbers/UI2TZTDJYFGQTGYVLVP2QBN5RM/
https://www.wapt.com/article/2-caught-trying-to-cash-in-fake-dollar100k-scratch-off-ticket-police-say/30417525#
Palm reader arrested for allegedly scamming a client out of $71,000 to banish a demon from her daughter
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/palm-reader-arrested-for-allegedly-scamming-a-client-out-of-dollar71000-to-banish-a-demon-from-her-daughter/ar-BBYAXvL?li=BBnbfcL
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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Snoop Dogg lullabies, Florida man asserts his dominance, and dog plays fetch with dildo!
News
Snoop Dogg Announces Lullaby Album Adapting His Greatest Hits For Babies
https://thesource.com/2019/11/29/snoop-dogg-lullaby-album/
https://funnynewsfix.com/funny-news/snoop-dogg-announces-lullaby-album-adapting-his-greatest-hits-for-babies/
This wearable vest grows a self-sustaining garden watered by your own urine
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/this-wearable-vest-grows-a-self-sustaining-garden-watered-by-your-own-urine-1.5408768
Man dated cockroach called Lisa for a year and said she was 'hotter than any girl'https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-dated-cockroach-called-lisa-13928927 (old news) Florida man exposes himself slaps his butt in front children during argument deputies say
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-exposes-himself-slaps-his-butt-in-front-of-children-during-argument-deputies-say
Dogs finds adult toy on her walk and wonder are horrified she won’t let go
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12286627&fbclid=IwAR0nPRspHHEBQb1Vw8ESWiNyRhl-6BBZU0o68B76gFJ6h0gVeBJuNsfMNQ8
https://funnysmack.com/memes/dog-finds-adult-toy-on-her-walk-and-owners-are-horrified-she-wont-let-go/
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In this week's episode Yadadamean?!: Homewrecker wrecks the wrong home - again, Postal worker has a drug dealing side hustle, and we look back on the last decade as we approach the next decade!
**NEWS SOURCES:
Detroit's largest demolition contractor demolishes the wrong home — again**
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2019/12/18/wrong-home-demolished-detroit-adamo-group/2685696001/
Hong Kong and mainland China gamers clash on GTA V
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-50894769
Mail carrier sold crack from postal vehicle, Ohio police say
https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Mail-carrier-sold-crack-from-postal-vehicle-Ohio-police-say-566355271.html
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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Penis galore on California shore, coach takes one for the team, and Florida science teacher lives life to the max!
News
TONS OF PENIS fish wash up on California beachhttps://edition.cnn.com/2019/12/14/us/fat-innkeeper-worms-california-beach-scn-trnd/index.htmlhttps://news.sky.com/story/thousands-of-10-inch-penis-fish-wash-up-on-californian-beach-11885598
Coach under fire taking high school soccer team hooter after loss
https://www.newsweek.com/coach-under-fire-taking-high-school-soccer-team-hooters-after-loss-1477165
Florida science teacher takes meth and cocaine before school, passes out at Burger King, wakes up in hospital and masturbates, cops say.
http://alugy.com/usa/florida-science-teacher-takes-meth-and-cocaine-before-school-passes-out-at-burger-king-wakes-up-in-hospital-and-masturbates-cops-say/
Naked man seen on video before leading cops on chase
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2019/12/16/area-of-a1a-shut-down-over-police-activity/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
CREDITS:
We Wish you a Merry Christmas Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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First Call Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Deck the Halls B Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Sheriff Pigeon is in town, man passes the deadliest farts, and Rob goes Christmas shopping!
NEWS:
Someone is putting tiny cowboy hats on pigeons in Las Vegas as animal rescue works to remove them
https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/someone-is-putting-tiny-cowboy-hats-on-pigeons-in-las-vegas-as-animal-rescue-works-to-remove-them
Man whose deadly farts ‘can kill mosquitoes hired to create Mosquito Repellent made from his intestinal gas’
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10522729/man-farts-kill-mosquitos/
'Hungry artist' eats banana duct-taped to wall art piece that sold for $120,000
https://www.newsweek.com/banana-duct-tape-120-000-maurizio-cattelan-art-basel-miami-gold-toilet-1475677
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/hungry-artist-eats-banana-duct-21049699
Arizona man registers swarm of bees as emotional support animals
https://nypost.com/2019/12/09/arizona-man-registers-swarm-of-bees-as-emotional-support-animals/?utm_source=reddit.com **CREDITS:
Jingle Bells Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)**
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Exhilarate Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Winter Reflections Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Match your nipple color with lipstick, no more penis for Dave the Duck, and the Great American Potato Famine! News Sources
A Tucson business is helping women find the perfect lipstick ... by matching their nipple color
https://tucson.com/thisistucson/tucsonlife/a-tucson-business-is-helping-women-find-the-perfect-lipstick/article_28c22bce-0bab-11ea-9f3f-53a47418bbc4.html
America braces for possible french fry shortage after poor potato harvest
https://www.sfgate.com/business/article/America-braces-for-possible-french-fry-shortage-14875662.php?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
Duck has to have its penis removed after fucking too much and injuring ithttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/duck-named-dave-penis-removed-21031151
KFC selling ‘fried chicken-scented’ fire logs for holiday season
https://fox17.com/news/nation-world/kentucky-fried-chicken-selling-fried-chicken-scented-fire-logs-for-holiday-season
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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: 99 problems and a booty is one, man has 100% matches on his own dating app, and menstruation badges!
SOURCES:
News
Greensboro man creates dating app where he’s the only guy allowed
https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/news/local/2-wants-to-know/greensboro-dating-app-online-dating-singularity/83-de8a5d3a-dea6-4a71-8da0-f2394f071cdc
Japanese store requires female employees to wear ‘period badges’https://news.sky.com/story/japanese-company-faces-backlash-over-period-badges-for-female-employees-11873188Big Booty Problemhttps://torontosun.com/entertainment/television/big-booty-problems-woman-with-60-inch-butt-had-six-rounds-of-illegal-injections/wcm/b7ea919d-44e9-4fcb-9670-125845e53daa
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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Middle age women spend thousands on sex dolls, Church 'Hail's Mary' like a rap legend, Straight Pride gone straight down the drain, and the historically correct version of Thanksgiving!
SOURCES:
Middle Aged women spend £15,000 ($19,281) pounds on female sex dolls
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/women-50s-desperate-15k-female-19912461
Church accidentally prints out Tupac rap lyrics ‘Hail Mary’ instead of Christian prayer
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=12286998
Dallas Straight Pride Event Brings Exactly Two People, Both From Out Of Town
https://www.inquisitr.com/5746685/dallas-straight-pride-event-two-people/amp/
Cat put in 'solitary confinement' for freeing other cats from Texas shelter
https://www.10tv.com/article/cat-put-solitary-confinement-freeing-other-cats-texas-shelter-2019-nov
**CREDITS:
Americana Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)**
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Rite of Passage Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Kanye West transcends, masturbation boxes, and Family Feud!
**SOURCES:
Kanye West? It’s Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West to you, thanks**
https://happymag.tv/kanye-west-its-christian-genius-billionaire-kanye-west-to-you-thanks/
Masturbate furiously in the privacy of your own cardboard box, courtesy of HBO
https://news.avclub.com/masturbate-furiously-in-the-privacy-of-your-own-cardboa-1839668651
Man left unable to walk after his scrotum swelled so big it hung below his knees and began rotting
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10146658/man-scrotum-swelled-below-knees-rotting/
**CREDITS:
Happy Happy Game Show Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)**
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Constance Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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unfa - Classical Concerto: Waiting for the start and applause
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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Man pretends to be a cop in high speed chase, Guy uses cat as a projectile weapon against police officer, and Homophobe refuses a gay knee for mother!
News
Wilson man charged with impersonating an officer during police chase
https://www.witn.com/content/news/Wilson-man-charged--with-impersonating-an-officer-during-police-chase-564289181.html
Man faces jail time for allegedly throwing a cat at a police officer
https://globalnews.ca/news/6113009/man-throws-cat-jail-russia/
Homophobe Refuses Knee Surgery for Mom Over Fear the Knee Will be "Gay"
https://www.distractify.com/p/gay-knee-transplant
**CREDITS:
Yondo - Stay Wit Me**
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zerolagtime - A Harpsicord Dream
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Heartbreaking Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Firefighters battle fire and bull semen, have the feel of skin on your phone, and police Sergeant told to tone down his gayness!
**SOURCES:
Massive Semen Explosion after Blaze Hits Bull Artificial Insemination Facility, Firefighters Forced to Dodge 'Projectiles'**
https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-semen-explosion-farm-australia-1459673
These creepy artificial skin cases makes phones pinchable, ticklish
https://www.foxnews.com/tech/artificial-skin-phone-case-pinchable
US police sergeant told to ‘tone down the gayness’ wins $20 million in damages
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/28/us-police-sergeant-missouri-keith-wildhaber
**CREDITS:
zerolagtime - A Harpsicord Dream**
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In this weeks episode of Yadadamean?!: Peoples' tattoos are preserved, Iowa family's basement flooded with blood, and hitman hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman
**SOURCES:
Tattoo and skin used as sentimental objects**
https://www.9news.com.au/world/tattoo-preservation-mortician-service-memorial-artwork-kyle-michael-sherwood/a82ea4d9-75ef-419a-92ac-de27495fdf7d
Iowa family discovers horrifying basement filled with blood from neighboring meat locker
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/10/16/iowa-familys-basement-fills-blood-meat-locker-next-door/4003127002/
Chinese businessman hires a hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who betrays all six of them and lands them all in prison.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-23/botched-murder-plot-sees-chinese-hitmen-sent-to-prison/11630728
CREDITS:Return of Lazarus Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Giant Wyrm Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Symmetry Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Instagram model's million dollar booty, pedophile walks 300+ miles to have sex with a 14 year old girl, and millennials CEO slams other millennials for being entitled despite inheriting the position!
**SOURCES:
Instagram model earns a buttload of money with her booty**
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/instagram-star-gets-paid-staggering-20543691
Man walks over 300 miles to have sex with a 14 year old girlhttps://edition.cnn.com/2019/10/14/us/man-351-journey-14-year-old-girl/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twCNN&utm_content=2019-10-14T15%3A00%3A17&utm_term=link
35 year old slams other millennials for entitlement despite being handed by his dadhttps://www.pedestrian.tv/news/john-winning-privilege/ CREDITS:Divertissement - Pizzicato (from the ballet Sylvia) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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In this week of the Yadadamean Show: For $3k, walk on water like Jesus Christ, PG&E blackout in parts of California, and our boy Rob goes on a date! Will he meet the woman of his dreams?
**SOURCES:
Guinea Pig Ice Cream Becoming A Cool New Treat In Ecuador**
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/guinea-pig-ice-cream-ecuador_n_5d976b21e4b0f5bf79740d8e
A 21-Year-Old Man Overslept For Jury Duty So A Judge Sent Him To Jail For 10 Days
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/briannasacks/man-overslept-for-jury-duty-gets-prison-time
“Jesus Shoe” $3,000 sneaker filled with holy water sell out in minutes
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/jesus-shoe-3-000-sneakers-filled-with-holy-water-sell-out-in-minutes-2114404
Instagram star gets paid staggering £1.2million for sharing photos of her bum
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/instagram-star-gets-paid-staggering-20543691
CREDITS:Magic ForestKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Gloom Horizon Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Man named 'Sexy Vegan' assaults dog, man's farts assaults police officer's nose, and shopper is schlongfully accused!
Sources: Man named ‘Sexy Vegan’ charged with sexually assaulting his doghttps://ktla.com/2019/09/27/weho-man-named-sexy-vegan-denies-sexually-assaulting-dog/
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2019-09-30/man-named-sexy-vegan-charged-in-sexual-assault-of-his-dog-after-video-surfaces-online
Florida man pulls samurai sword on man for a wheelbarrow
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article235477717.html
Man Charged With Repeatedly Farting During Strip Search
https://www.newsweek.com/deliberately-farting-strip-search-1460505
'I can't help having a big penis' - Stoke-on-Trent shopper accused of stealing clothes drops pants to prove suspicious bulge was actually his manhood
https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/i-cant-help-having-big-3362946
Credits:
Night on the Docks - Sax Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Deadly Roulette Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Sneaky Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Sad Trio Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Pro Gamers suffer injuries, man assaulted with banana, and man loses his 'banana'!
Sources
Florida man leads cops on low-speed chase, gets 5th DUI
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-dui-police-low-speed-chase
Gaming injuries ‘same as basketball player’ doctor says
https://egamingdesk.com/esports/gaming-injuries-same-as-basketball-players-says-doctor/
Omaha police investigate 'assault with a banana'
https://www.omaha.com/news/metro/omaha-police-investigate-assault-with-a-banana/article_2f9e57ac-ebd9-5e8d-bd85-126f85add519.html
Man’s penis rots after he injected VASELINE to try and make it bigger
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9959487/man-penis-rots-injected-vaseline/
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In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Florida couple's sexcapades, 'economically' unattractive men causing marriage rates to plummet, and our special guest Sukh Ma Richard!
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Waiting for the start and applause by unfa | http://freesound.org
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SourcesFlorida couple attempt to have sex in police car
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/florida-couple-sex-in-cop-car_n_5d810349e4b03b5fc88a7ebc
Man who tried to fight grizzly bear fined $4000
https://www.airdrietoday.com/beyond-local/man-who-tried-to-fight-grizzly-bear-in-banff-national-park-fined-4000-1695270
Lack of ‘economically attractive’ men to blame for marriage decline: study
https://www.kron4.com/news/national/lack-of-economically-attractive-men-to-blame-for-marriage-decline-study/
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In this week of the Yadadamean Show: San Francisco man cancels his store? Area 51 festival cancelled? And special guest, Rikaku!
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EPISODE 8
Sources:
San Francisco Man May Close Store After Being Bitten By Homeless Person Twice in 4 Monthshttps://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/san-francisco-man-may-close-store-after-being-bitten-by-homeless-person-twice-in-4-months/
Storm Area 51 creator cancels music festival because fears that it will be fyrefest 2.0https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/viral/storm-area-51-music-festival-cancelled-organizers-feared-fyrefest-2-n10https://squadcast.page.link/o91h52181
Boy loses eyesight from a poor diet
https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/03/health/poor-diet-blindness-scli-intl/index.html
PSA Script
(Mike: Ay! This is a Yadadamean Public Service Announcement, bitch!)
- Do you spend more time taking photos of your food instead of eating it?
(Lan: Just fucking eat your food!)
- Are you constantly trying to fill the void in your life by fishing for likes from… “friends” on social media?
(Mike: Uhuhuhu…)
(Lan: Fucking losers!)
- Have you ever used the dog filter on Snapchat?
(All) Ugh.
Hi, I’m Rob. You might know me from podcasts such as Yadadamean and… um… Yadada… mean?
There’s been an epidemic for the last decade, and many people are unaware of the symptoms. If any of the questions I’ve just asked apply to you, then I have some news for you:
You are a BASIC BITCH.
(Lan: BITCH!)
If you don’t believe me, take a look at what you’re wearing. Do you own any of the following brands?
(Mike) Banana Republic?
(Lan) North Face?
(Rob) Michael Kors?
You may also be doing the following:
- Women: do you talk obsessively about your kids to people who clearly don’t care?
(Lan: Fuck yo kids!)
- Men: do your conversations almost totally revolve around…”the game”?
(Mike: Ay, bruh? Did you see the game?)
(Lan: Hell no!)
(Mike: Awwww...)
It’s believed that as soon as you show signs of being a basic bitch, it could be nearly impossible to develop any semblance of a personality. But you might still have a chance: please contact your local “Basic Bitch” professional before it’s too late.
And to the rest of you in denial?
Just remember: hashtag… (all, one at a time) Stay Basic Bitch.
(Mike: Awwww we fucked that up)
(Lan: Fuck this PSA!)
Interview:
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Naruto
Sasuke
Romance in the Hidden Leaves
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PSA (Public Service Announcement)**
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In this week of Yadadamean: Mike, Rob and Lan discuss Google tracking the porn you watch, robots pole dancing, and Thai man's love for cows.
Episode 7
Sources
Costco selling 'magnificent' 72-pound cheese wheel for $900
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/costco-selling-72-pound-cheese-wheel
Facebook, Google, and Oracle cloud are tracking the porn you watch in private
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/17/opinion/google-facebook-sex-websites.html
Robot pole dancers to debut at French nightclub
https://news.sky.com/story/robot-pole-dancers-to-debut-at-french-nightclub-11799391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOTExpeqYR0
Naked pensioner, 68, caught red-handed having sex with a COW in Thai field as perv is fined just £8
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9850094/naked-pensioner-caught-having-sex-cow-fined-8-pounds/
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In this week's episode: Mike, Rob and Lan discuss airport passenger finding out "he ugly!!!", six seniors bumping uglies, and Florida Man telling children the ugly truth.
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In this week's episode: Mike, Rob and Lan discuss the selling out of gamer girl Belle Delphine's bathwater; Internet denizens plans to raid Area 51 by Naruto running; and the escapades of the feline legend, Spaghetti.
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