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The Starship Impala has returned for a new adventure! Join lashunta envoy Amity (Justin), Audrunian soldier Jacen Blaize (Jacob), goblin operative Syzygy (Talia), and vlaka mystic psychiatrist Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) as they confront their problems, led by Galaxy Master Joseph.
The crime scene gets crowded, and team impala debates whether a team up is worth all the annoyance that comes with it.
Daturra (Hayley) gets a sneak peak of the boss. Fidget (Bronwen) feels her death vision may come to pass. Laras (Brendan) deals with his newest frenemy. Zoltan (Cody) overcomes, then becomes his greatest fear.
The team guards an auction... and everything goes wrong.
Fidget (Bronwen) faces a batman begins situation. Laras (Brendan) makes a frenemy. Daturra (Hayley) wakes up. Zoltan (Cody) is a great friend, but a terrible body guard.
It's time for the final round of the Runway Tournament! Team Impala faces off against a mechanical monster, and our heroes pull out all the stops to strike a blow against the industrial revolution.
Mordicai (Matt) makes a leap of faith. Laras (Brendan) finds a secret at risk. Fidget (Bronwen) gives her team that classic +1 power boost. Game Master Konnery puts Derek on his new favorite characters to play list.
We're back with our first new episode after our hiatus! This week starts a three-part origin story for the one and only Captain Amity, played by Justin. What happened in Amity's past to make him leave home, and why is the crew headed to Verces? Find out in the next three episodes of Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
The team goes in for round two and three at the runway tournament, and learn what Mordecai's secret mission is.
Fidget (Bronwen) is disappointed when her buffs aren't enough. Laras (Brendan) faces the possibility of losing his best friend. Mordecai (Matt) rigs the competition in the teams favor. Game Master Konnery repeats everything he finds funny.
We're back! Took a week off for the holidays. Speaking of taking breaks, Team Impala is going to go on once every other week now, Bronwen and Brenden have moved far far away and this just makes it a little easier on everyone involved in recording. However, do not despair! Starship Impala returns next week to resume our weekly episodes!
With Daturra out of commission, the team needs a third for a jousting competition! However, what are the secret motives of this third? Fidget (Bronwen) interrogates a horse. Laras (Brendan) makes a frenemy. Mordecai (Matt) has a secret mission.
The team meets the Good Coven, and searches for a gorilla.
Fidget (Bronwen) finally speaks to an animal. Laras (Brendan) views a healing. Daturra (Hayley)makes contact with a force she has only begun to understand. Game Master Konnery throws away old story notes in favor of the new.
The team does a night mission! Daturra (Hayley) finds a new place to call home. Fidget (Bronwen) continues to guide the team with boosts. Laras (Brendan) finds himself without Breeze! Game Master Konnery teasing adventures to come.
The team decides to rub elbows with the elite of Avenhold, you'll have to listen to see how it goes!
Daturra (Hayley) gets a new dress! Fidget (Bronwen) puts her healing to good use. Laras (Brendan) charges in! Game Master Konnery deals with the mayors approval ratings among the players.
We're back with a new episode after our Thanksgiving break! Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), Syzygy (Talia), and Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) finally acquire the starship they've been seeking when they are given the ancient Starship Impala from Everson Wayland. But what surprise is waiting for them on board? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
The team makes a new friend. whether that'll be good or bad is up to them.
Laras (Brendan) learns the power of his stead and best friend Breeze. Fidget (Bronwen) finds herself in a near death situation! Daturra (Hayley) confronts the boss monster alone. Game Master Konnery struggles to settle into new voices.
What's this now? A new episode on Saturday? Yes indeed! Welcome to Team Impala! A spin-off show of Starship Impala featuring the good old Pathfinder 1st edition rule set! Fantasy adventure awaits, and its gonna get intense!
Join the mischievous human witch Daturra (Hayley), Fidget (Bronwen) the inquisitive gnome cleric, and Laras (Brendan)the honor bound half-elf cavalier as they find themselves on the brink of an adventure that could change the course of history itself! Game Mastered by Konnery!
In our longest episode of the season, Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), and Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) square off against the crime lord Zovea and her new allies, the Skullsplitters, while Syzygy (Talia) is caught in the middle. Which side will prevail? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Unfortunately, there was a major Audacity crash and some other factors that prevented us from getting this week's episode out on time, so instead, we offer our deepest apologies and this trailer for next week's episode.
Will Syzygy side with Amity, Jacen, and Walton, or will she stick with her new friends the Skullsplitters? Will the crew finally get Zovea off their backs? And what did Amity think he'd never see again? Find out next week on Starship Impala!
Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), and Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) go looking for Jex's missing contact, Everson Waylon. Unaware that Syzygy (Talia) and her new friends the Skullsplitters are the ones that captured him. Will they be able to find where the Skullsplitters have taken Everson? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
After abandoning her new friends last week, Syzygy (Talia) makes some new new friends in the form of Captain Sroznog Skullsplitter and his crew, Pocket (Justin), T.H. Wellington V (Konnery), and Clarity-11 (Jacob); but it all comes full circle when Syzygy runs into a dangerous person from her past. Who is it? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Immediately after Syzygy (Talia) departed Absalom Station with the Stumpees, the Stump Rocket was targeted by Absalom Station Security. Now she must pilot Stumpnugget and her new friends Dolenz (Jacob), Neskit (Justin), and Tork (Konnery) to safety. Will they be able to survive, or will Talia be rolling up a new character? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery), and Zugladorg (Lena) face off against the Junkyard Guardian in order to obtain its power core, but one of them won't survive! Who will be the first character to die on the show? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery), and their new friend Zugladorg (Lena) push further into Sovisk Waste Disposal in search of a starship power core. How will the crew handle it when things go sideways? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), and Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery), finally hear back from Jex about their starship. Along the way, they make a new goblin friend named Zugladorg, played by special guest Lena Olson of the RomCom Effect podcast. What will the crew have to do to get their starship, and is Zugladorg willing to help? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Syzygy (Talia) returns to Stumpnugget to complete their deal, while Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), and Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) follow after her. Will she stay true to her new friends, or run off with the Stumpies in search of adventure? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Syzygy (Talia) meets goblin honchohead Stumpnugget and his crew, the Stumpies. Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), and Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) must decide whether to help her fulfill the goblin's request. What big sacrifice will they have to make? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Jacen (Jacob) goes to his old buddy Jex for advice, who guides him, Amity (Justin), Syzygy (Talia), and Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) down to the dangerous Ghost Levels of Absalom Station. But what makes the Ghost Levels so dangerous? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Zovea's assassins close in on Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) after Amity (Justin), Jacen (Jacob), and Syzygy (Talia) decide not to silence him themselves, but will it be too late to save him? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
Jacen (Jacob), Amity (Justin), and a begrudging Syzygy (Talia) meet with Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) to try and mend fences, but will their shenanigans drive him away again? Find out this week on Starship Impala, led by Galaxy Master Joseph!
We begin Season 2 of our journey as broke lashunta envoy Amity (Justin), injured goblin operative Syzygy (Talia), and mysterious Audrunian solder Jacen (Jacob) must shakedown a squox dealer for credits while innocent vlaka psychiatrist Dr. Walton Mascon (Konnery) gets caught in the crossfire. Taking over behind the screen this season is Galaxy Master Joseph.
Check out the trailer for our upcoming season of Starship Impala! New episodes every Wednesday!
Jynx (Talia), Bossk (Justin), John (Jacob), and Mercer (Joseph) live out their lives. Galaxy Master Konnery rides off into the sunset.
Well, this is it, the last episode of season one! I for one can't believe we've reached such a benchmark. Thank you so much everyone who listened through this adventure of ours, it really does mean a lot to all of us here on the Impala. However, though it's the end for these characters... Season Two airs next week! Featuring Joseph as Galaxy Master! He's sure to have plenty of twists, turns, and epic space adventure up his sleeve. Thank you so much again, and enjoy the finale!
Jynx (Talia), Bossk (Justin), John (Jacob), and Mercer (Joseph) attempt to stop The End. Galaxy Master Konnery thinks they might just have a chance.
It's time for round two! The Impala crew shows the first what faith in yourself and the universe can do!
John (Jacob) unleashes blazing death! Bossk (Justin) has a BBQ. Jynx (Talia) lets loose her inner Wendy Wu. Mercer's (Joseph) friends are his power. Galaxy Master Konnery has one more surprise up his sleeve.
The crew of the Impala come face to face with The First. Is the crew up to the task to stop the god of everything?
Jynx (Talia) tries reason. Mercer (Joseph) tries logic. Bossk (Justin) takes his kill shot. John (Jacob) has no doubts. Galaxy Master Konnery tells the crew some new information.
The crew of the Impala change the plan, and hope the four of them will be enough to change the mind of the being who created everything.
Mercer (Joseph) pilots through the impossible. Bossk (Justin) vanquishes a mighty foe. John (Jacob) thinks they're some kinda suicide squad. Jynx (Talia) believes they are going to save the universe. Galaxy Master Konnery gives his friends their badass moment in the spotlight.
The crew is back! At long last, it's time for the final arc of "Cycles"! With every prophet beaten, and every family member collected, the First Planet looms closer than ever. It is here on the eve of the battle for everything that the crew puts out the call. They can only hope that the universe will answer.
Bossk (Justin) reconnects with an old friend. Mercer (Joseph) works out a sponsorship deal. John (Jacob) negotiates with the best of them. Jynx (Talia) has a conversation with someone she hasn't spoken to in a long time. Galaxy Master Konnery brings back the snarky wrath of the C.U.G.
This week, Joseph is back behind the Galaxy Master Screen as we finish off the Beginner Box. Konnery and special guests Gracen, Jose, and Katie face off against the dangerous Steel Talon!
We're back to Starfinder this week as we play through Paizo's Starfinder Beginner Box! Joseph takes over as Galaxy Master as we welcome special guests Gracen, Jose, and Katie to play alongside Konnery.
It's the finale of "The Less I Know The Better", and the gang makes so many monster sounds.
Petey Pablo (Jose) struggles to believe. Ned Rhyerson (Jacob) faces the end of existence. Arthur Jordan is dead, and in his place there is only Supreme Commander Niean Nub (Joseph)! Nova Neutron(Melissa) catches some rays and reveals her final form. Moose Overway (Konnery) has a change of heart.
It's a new Fiasco story and boy do things get out of this world!
Moose Overway Aka Ging-Grat (Konnery) is the best minion ever. Petey Pablo (Jose) demands something offense be removed. Ned Rhyerson (Jacob) is not just your annoying neighbor, but an excellent social commentary artist. Arthur Jordan (Joseph) impersonates a friend. Nova Newton (Melissa) schemes her way to victory.
It's time for the terrifying conclusion of our first Fiasco story! There will be love, there will be paranoia, and there will be pain!
Joshua "Tree" Irwingrove (Jose) rekindles a flame. Ace Dawson (Joseph) swings for the fences. Sid Corlione (Melissa) springs her final trap! Oliver Irwingrove (Jacob) makes his choice. Terrance "The Sinner" Dematthews (Konnery) sings his swan song.
Although the crew has overcome the final hurtle in their adventure, they still have one more threat to face... scheduling. Most of the crew is busy with work until July. Yikes, I know. But, we are never ones to leave you high and dry without content for a month. So, enter a four part series of episodes that revolve around the excellent role-playing game of Fiasco! Ever wanted to live in a Cohen Brothers movie? Then this is the game for you!
Melissa lays down the law as Sid Corlione, Konnery half-heartedly sings as Terrance "The Sinner" Dematthews, Joseph manages the stars as Ace Dawson, Jacob wrestles addictions as Oliver Irwingrove, and Jose follows his heart as Joshua "Tree" Irwingrove.
The crew of the Impala have one last hurtle to overcome before the end... every single prophet they've ever fought at once.
Jynx (Talia) deals some critical hits. Bossk (Justin) starts a kill count. John (Jacob) faces down death. Mercer (Joseph) goes to war. Galaxy Master Konnery is shocked by the end.
The crew confronts the past and comes face to face with their future
Jynx (Talia) runs into someone unexpected. Bossk (Justin) pockets a memory. Mercer (Joseph) makes a proposition. John (Jacob) plants the seeds of doubt. Galaxy Master Konnery faces a surprising request.
The crew of the Impala 2 find themselves trapped in the realms of time with little means for escape. However, having saved every member of the interstellar family, their resolve is stronger than ever before.
Mercer (Joseph) goes into overcharge. Bossk (Justin) pulls out a new toy. Jynx (Talia) unleashes a flurry of blows. John (Jacob) learns how to pronounce the name of his new sword. Galaxy Master Konnery cuts loose.
Mercer (Joseph), Jynx (Talia), John (Jacob), and Bossk (Justin) are all given a life-changing choice to make. Galaxy Master Konnery is disappointed.
After the grand finale to the Jynx, Bossk, Mercer, and John story, Galaxy Master Konnery will be passing the mantle on to Joseph. The two of them sat down at the conclusion of John's arc to pull back the curtain and give you a peek behind the GM screen. Listen along as they discuss their favorite moments of the Cycles campaign, their thoughts and differing styles of GMing, and what our listeners can expect out of Joseph's campaign.
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It's Jynx, Mercer, and Bossk vs Zardor the prophet who eats worlds! It's Gal and John vs Tarin! Crank the dial up to eleven, Solarians are never alone, and never give up!
John (Jacob) embodies a thousand generations. Mercer (Joseph) takes to the skies once again! Bossk (Justin) is itching to use his new powers. Jynx (Talia) asserts her authority. Galaxy Master Konnery sets up a grim future.
Epic artwork by Peter Glaros!
With the Menace finally taken care of, the crew ascends the white staircase to face off against Tarin. Can the members of the Impala 2 defeat their most powerful foe yet? Tune in now and find out!
John (Jacob) thinks someone's a sore loser. Mercer (Joseph) pulls out all the stops. Jynx (Talia) is ready for anything. Bossk (Justin) fires away. Galaxy Master Konnery starts getting John's funeral ready.
Art by the beyond talented Peter Glaros!
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The crew comes face to face with the real Menace. With Juno falling to a strange sort of nothing, and Tarin still on the loose, it will take everything the crew has to take down the prophet's number one fan.
John (Jacob) chooses a side. Mercer (Joseph) calls in the big guns. Jynx (Talia) has some trick attacks up her sleeve. Bossk (Justin) fights for his friends. Galaxy Master Konnery is teleport happy. Special thanks to Jose for engineering us through another episode!
The crew makes their way to the hotel where John's greatest defeat happened. And find that the Menace has obviously sat down and watched Saw before redecorating the place.
John (Jacob) unleashes a slew of one liners. Mercer (Joseph) makes a fatal miscalculation. Jynx (Talia) puzzles over puzzles. Bossk (Justin) kills Cube. Galaxy Master Konnery weeps for Cube to this day, and thought that this would prove harder than it actually was.
The crew of the Impala two head to "The Last Dance" to get some info on just where the real Menace is hiding.
John (Jacob) doubles his hugging abilities. Jynx (Talia) reignites a fashion trend. Mercer (Joseph) is one good racer. Bossk (Justin) is a victim of a hit and run. Galaxy Master Konnery makes a race and directs a chase.
Bossk (Justin) hides with the laundry. John (Jacob) turns down a nurse’s advances. Jynx (Talia) leaves her mark on a menace. Mercer (Joseph) is shocked when he actually fails a skill check. Galaxy Master Konnery unleashes Dennis.
Big thanks again for the amazing music by Will Klein! I was apparently stupid during this recording batch and forgot to thank him several times for his hard work.
Now that we’ve learned about John’s past, it’s time to dive into his arc!
Bossk (Justin) figures out that an enemy is actually a prophet. John (Jacob) returns to his home planet of Juno. Jynx (Talia) hails the C.U.G. blockade. Mercer (Joseph) designs a virus to help the crew evade the C.U.G. Galaxy Master Konnery suffers through the players skipping yet another planned encounter.
Big thanks again for the amazing music by Will Klein! I was apparently stupid during this recording batch and forgot to thank him several times for his hard work.
John (Jacob) faces the Menace and faces perhaps his greatest failure as a Solarian. Galaxy Master Konnery's favorite prophet is Tarin.
Next week, the crew is back for a new arc! And if you thought the others were tense, you ain't seen nothin yet.
It's time for John's flashback two parter! John (Jacob) does battle with a mysterious gang that has taken hundreds of hostages at a hotel. However, as John ascends, things stop seeming like just another day on the Solarian beat. Galaxy Master Konnery throws meat sacks at Jacob to destroy in creative ways.
Hot off defeating their third prophet, the crew of the Impala sets off on what will soon prove to be their most difficult mission yet!
Bossk (Justin) makes a character defining choice. John (Jacob) has a vision. Jynx (Talia) believes they are destined to save the universe. Mercer (Joseph) takes the crew on a tour of the Impala Mark 2. Galaxy Master Konnery makes the crew audibly groan at the end of the episode.
Before jumping into John's arc, as always for the next two weeks, we will be airing his backstory, which is just an amazing action movie romp akin to the Raid and Judge Dredd. If you haven't seen those movies, give em a watch!
Big thanks again for the amazing music by Will Klein! I was apparently stupid during this recording batch and forgot to thank him several times for his hard work.
The crew of the Starship Impala are finally back! Join them as they do battle against the dragon bride prophet Halita! Bossk (Justin) embraces his past. Jynx (Talia) can't seem to pull off a trick. John (Jacob) gets furious. Mercer (Joseph) earns a new title. Galaxy Master Konnery does sing a lot this episode.
Music is by the one and only Will Klein! don't know why I forgot to say it.
It all comes down to this, John (Jacob) vs Tarin Gal and things get... weird? Seriously, things get weird. Guest starring Gracen as the Beast Mistress.
John (Jacob) pulls off his airplane heist and comes face to face with an old friend.
We're recording new episodes of the main line this weekend, so we'll finish off Bossk's epic starting February, because I wanna cap off Old Man John before moving back to the main line. Anyways, thanks so much for listening to this alternate timeline and me along with the rest of the Impala crew will talk to you real soon!
Old John finds himself wrapped up in the business of heroing once again, this time, escorting precious cargo.
All good things must come to an end. It's the most likely final episode of cadet chronicles! And boy does Juliet and her friends go out with a bang. What will become of Juliet and friends when faced with a cosmic ending force?!
Juliet/Liet (Gracen) discovers who she really is. Gob (Erin) is a stress bean no more. Thad Bradley (Owen) walks right up to death. Frank Banks (Aaron aka Space) declines an offer. Headmaster Konnery checks something off his to do list.
Thanks so much for listening to these oddball episodes, I don't know if it's evident, but we had a lot of fun recording these! Up next week, we dive back into Old Man John! We're rounding the corner to the end of my campaign in the main storyline, I'm both excited and scared. Anyways, 2019 here we come!
Cadet Chronicles returns with part one of a two part event! Juliet/Liet goes on a road trip to confront her possibly fictional stalker from her old high school, and she is not going alone.
Juliet/Liet (Gracen) proves that she is still the craziest one of the bunch. Thad Bradley (Owen) is a frighteningly chill guy with a giant arm. Gob (Erin) Breaks bad. Frank Banks (Aaron aka Space) rekindles an old flame and finds a new companion for the team. Headmaster Konnery tries to remember that there are other npcs with the party.
The crew continues their fight through hell, and find themselves face to face with the literal ghosts of Bossk's past! It's a shootout at high noon!
Bossk (Justin) has a startling revelation. Jynx (Talia) finds out she is very crafty. Mercer (Joseph) becomes a terminator. John (Jacob) tries out a new strategy. Galaxy Master Konnery wonders if a TPK lurks within the battle.
ANNOUNCEMENT Also, with the holiday season upon us, we'll be taking a short break from the main story line. It will most likely continue late January. However, do not fret, there will still be content each week! Starting with season 2 of Cadet Chronicles featuring special guests! And possibly a duo of new episodes from the Plan B Initiative. Hope you all have an amazing holiday and thanks so much for listening, I never thought I'd be able to do something like this, and it's a mini dream come true. Thank you all so much!
The crew journeys to the coldest of hells to break a siege and some skulls.
Bossk (Justin)worries about running into old friends. Jynx (Talia) gives an inspirational speech. Mercer (Joseph) is one good soldier. John (Jacob) regrets not pilfering a body. Galaxy Master Konnery spells names for his friends.
The crew does a Hitman/Assassins Creed level, proving to Galaxy Master Konnery that they are much scarier than he originally thought.
Bossk (Justin) cheats, screams, and crowd surfs! Jynx (Talia) draws, impersonates a manager, and enjoys a rock concert. Mercer (Joseph) also cheats, plans, and hacks in. John (Jacob) declares, stabs, and stabs, and stabs, and stabs and.... well you get it. Galaxy Master Konnery is now more frightened of his friends.
The crew finds themselves nominated champions of hell. With rumors of a prophet laying siege to the afterlife, and no sign of the Sister, the crew possies up once more with the damned.
Bossk (Justin) meets an old enemy. John (Jacob) nicknames a prophet. Jynx(Talia) gains a rootin-tootin-shootin accent. Mercer (Joseph) doesn't play with the kill cam. Galaxy Master Konnery once again deals with the throat trouble accompanied by his demon voices.
Whoops, we're a day late this time, my bad. Anyways, Happy Thanksgiving! The crew begins their expedition into the afterlife to find the Sister. Bossk (Justin) faces his past. John (Jacob) rocks. Jynx (Talia) is a master of disguise. Mercer (Joseph) has all the time in the world. Galaxy Master Konnery does not believe in the easy way.
The crew is back, and having a well earned few days of rest on the tropical starship building world of Aviata. However, wherever they go, mischief is always sure to follow.
Jynx (Talia) goes on a treasure hunt. Mercer (Joseph) shows he's just as good a pilot on sea as well as the air. John (Jacob) has a beach fight. Bossk (Justin) organizes a surfing contest, and proves he has a heart of gold. Galaxy Master Konnery makes a gang of beach toughs.
Audio engineering this episode done by our good buddy Jose!
Bossk (Justin) falls from grace and loses everything he holds dear. This one gets dark. On the bright side, Galaxy Master Konnery does a decent impression of a ghoul from Fallout.
The full crew returns next week!
Our break is going to be much shorter than I originally thought, so we're cutting Old Man John a bit short (No worries, it will return!) in favor of returning to our main timeline, starting with this Bossk's highly improvised on the spot Origin to prep us for his arc to come!
On his home world of Derge, Bossk (Justin) fights off the advances of the Swarm (Not Jynx's Swarm). With a military team at his back and everything to prove, Bossk seeks glory the only way he's ever been shown how, on the battlefield!
An excellent depiction of Bossk by the one and only Peter Glaros
It's break time for the crew of the Impala. So, as a result here's a some special episodes Konnery and Jacob recorded called "Old Man John". Like "Cadet Chronicles", this is highly improvised and on the spot, hope you enjoy listening as we did recording.
In the vein of "The Dark Knight Returns", "Old Man Logan", "Breaking Bad", and "Unforgiven" comes the dark alternate universe of old man John. The last survivor of the Starship Impala after their failed assault on the First Planet, John (Jacob) has grown old, cynical, and cold, living out the rest of his days on a frozen world selling the illegal drug Iceth just to get by. However, his life will change forever this snowy evening.
It all comes down to this! The crew does battle with Secada! Beaten and near death, what hope does the last of the Impala stand against a brother with a grudge?
Mercer (Joseph) gets back behind the wheel. John (Jacob) teaches a hard lesson in balance. Bossk (Justin) confronts his mortality. Jynx (Talia) reaches out to Secada one last time. Galaxy Master Konnery vows not to pull anymore punches.
We'd also like to give another big shout out thank you to Will Klein for giving us such amazing music for this arc! We are really looking forward to what he will give us next!
Despite what Konnery said at the end of this episode, the crew has a busy October. So we won't be returning to the main storyline until November. However, there will as always be content every week, starting with Bossk's Flashback. Hope you are all enjoying this ride as much as we are!
The fight with the prophet Madileye has begun! After everything the crew of the former Impala has lost, can they pull together and win the day?
Jynx (Talia) takes back her birthright, and we all learn the truth about trick attacks. Bossk (Justin) is once again in harms way. Mercer (Joseph) tries to remember to heal. John (Jacob) starts the fight with a badass line, and mods the dowsing rod. Galaxy Master Konnery plays with realities.
After facing terrible losses last episode, the crew of the former Impala patch their wounds and resolve to save the interstellar family member, kill the prophet, and defeat Secada. However, with the ship growing more monstrous by the second, the crew may have more than just those three things to worry about.
Jynx (Talia) does so many trick attacks. Bossk (Justin) protects his friends. John (Jacob) arranges the pack order of the team. Mercer (Joseph) finds that he has a few new holes. Galaxy Master Konnery stumbles upon yet another spin off opportunity.
The crew faces off with Gal! And per the title of the episode has a fight with Bonnie, that shows the crew that not only are they not invincible, but neither are the people around them.
Jynx (Talia) gives a rousing speech! John (Jacob) mourns a terrible loss. Bossk (Justin) Unleashes fiery death. Mercer (Joseph) meets his nemesis again, and has nothing to say, but plenty he wants to do. Galaxy Master Konnery shoots himself in the narrative foot via a homicidal character he plays.
Theme by the fabulous Two Jakes! Music by the unbelievable Will Klein Artwork for this episode by the always awesome Peter Glaros
The crew is face to face with threats from most of their pasts and some from their present! When everything is said and done, the crew of the Impala will never be the same.
Jynx (Talia) has a few tricks up her sleeve. Bossk (Justin) serves as John's instinct. John (Jacob) wrestles with the fact that his mentor thinks he's not ready to be a true Solarian. Mercer (Joseph) comes up with an explosive plan! Galaxy Master Konnery needs to stop repeating every joke he finds funny on the show.
Amazing Ship designs by our buddy Peter Glaros!
They're finally back! The crew of the Impala starts their brand new arc in a tough situation... locked behind bars in a C.U.G. warship. With little to turn to and only each other to rely on how will our heroes make it out of this one?
Jynx (Talia) stands up to her brother. John (Jacob) knows whose behind the two way mirror and makes everyone recount their backstory. Bossk (Justin) says something really sweet that hardly anyone notices. Mercer (Joseph) has an explosive idea. Galaxy Master Konnery feels like the crew may not be totally prepared for the challenges ahead.
Our music for this episode is by Will Klein! He still refuses to put any of this stuff anywhere despite my pleas.
Epic Daygone picture done by the amazing Peter Glaros
It's the last special episode before we move onto Jynx's arc in the main storyline! So lets hear about her last mission with the women of SWARM. Join team leader Jynx (Talia), slay queen Millie P. (Gracen), the mystic who reluctantly uses her sexuality Criket (Emily), and the hard hitting Berta Bee (Hayley) as they take on the notorious Dr. Nefarious and his two terrible sons! With the destruction of the galaxy on the line, can the women of SWARM save the day?!
Juliet/Liet (Gracen) Takes on the rival prank gang and reveals partly why she left her old school. Season two is coming this December! I really hope you enjoyed this little diversion, next week we're getting back on track with another Jynx one off before at long last rejoining the main crew.
The next installment of the Cadet Chronicles is here! After emotionally destroying two people, Juliet/Liet (Gracen) still has no date for the dance! With expulsion on the line, who will out devious diva take with her?! Headmaster Konnery makes the best school dance.
Juliet/Liet (Gracen) continues her rise to popularity and acceptance via any means necessary. Including but not limited to joining a gang of pranksters, shaking the cheer team to its core, and facing down her nemesis, Elliot. Headmaster Konnery deals with the dramatic fallout of Juliet/Liet's decisions.
Juliet begins a double life.
The Cadet Chronicles continues as Juliet/Liet (Gracen) go to a party, attend some of their classes, and lay down some sick poetry. Head Master Konnery struggles to think of good teacher names.
The crew of the Impala is awful busy right now, and as a result it's time for a month long special event devoted to the horrible, wonderful, terrible, ugly world of a high school in space. Starship Impala presents, The Cadet Chronicles.
Juliet (Gracen) is a pink Alien who hates school, is desperate to fit in, and is most likely a sociopath. Join her on her first day at her new school, the prestigious Galaxy High. Head Master Konnery populates a high school.
Jynx (Talia) and Secada are forced to team up against a fiery threat! A crucial decision is made that will define Jynx's future! Galaxy Master Konnery declares this as one of his new favorite episodes.
Our artwork this episode is by Gracen Hansen! A lovely portrait of the Insekta family. If you would like your artwork shown off in a similar fashion, email us at starshipimpalapodcast@gmail.com
The crew needs a nice break after Mercer's epic arc, so for the next few weeks we're going to be trying some stuff out in preparation for a special announcement, starting with this Jynx Flashback episode!
Jynx (Talia) returns home after a long absence to take care of her ailing younger brother. Galaxy Master Konnery tries to get his Damian Wayne impression just right.
Our artwork this episode is by the extraordinary Peter Glaros! Check it out on our sound cloud page! I've been referencing it as Anime Jynx! If you would like to have your artwork shown off in a similar fashion, shoot us an email at starshipimpalapodcast@gmail.com
It all comes down to this! The crew verses their first prophet! Someone falls, Another dies, and a new adventure begins!
Mercer (Joseph) fights for home, love, and family. Jynx (Talia) learns some terrifying information. Bossk (Justin) is on turret duty and is quite the crack shot. John (Jacob) pushes himself to his limit.
Music for this episode is by Austin Gruhn! He makes some great stuff and we hope we get to work with him again really soon! Check out his stuff here! https://soundcloud.com/austingruhnofficial
We would also like to welcome the new music for our next arc done by Will Klein! I'm a big fan of the new stuff as well. I'm going to bug him to set up a sound cloud for the stuff because its just too good.
Our cover art this episode is by Peter Glaros and visible on our sound cloud page! A great image of Mercer just being his usual dejected self. If you would like to have your art shown off in such a fashion, feel free to send some of your amazing art to our email! starshipimpalapodcast@gmail.com
The crew goes to war against Rosencorp in a winner takes all battle!
Jynx (Talia) takes to the skies. Bossk (Justin) gets behind the driver seat. John (Jacob) takes on six grunts at once. Mercer (Joseph) makes a choice, faces Gordon, and says a goodbye. Galaxy Master Konnery wishes he could play "There can be Miracles" in its entirety on the show.
Excellent artwork by the one and only Peter Glaros of Gordon on the battlefield! Check it out on our sound cloud page! If you would like your own art shown off in a similar fashion, email us at starshipimpalapodcast@gmail.com
The crew makes their move against Rosencorp and learns that the company is even more dangerous when backed against a corner.
Mercer (Joseph) gets a windfall of cash and a new thing to gripe about. John (Jacob) goes supernova nearly twice in one day. Bossk (Justin) eats and breathes fire, baby! Jynx (Talia) sky dances through a storm. Galaxy Master Konnery tries to maintain the balance of the show.
Check out our guest composer Austin Gruhn on his sound cloud! Why not add his killer music to your tabletop game?! Theres something for every occasion in there! https://soundcloud.com/austingruhnofficial
The gang puts their stealing and stealth skills to the test as they band together to steal the biggest of spaceships.
Mercer (Joseph) gets a Dallas Keuchel beard. Jynx (Talia) gets embarrassed. John (Jacob) broods. Bossk (Justin) goes on a bender. Galaxy Master Konnery makes an good hair salon name.
Check out the epic work of our guest composer Austin Gruhn! Trust me, your tabletop game needs these jams. https://soundcloud.com/austingruhnofficial
The crew fights a first wave and makes a deal.
Jynx (Talia) does some snooping. Mercer (Joseph) gets a roommate. John (Jacob)and Bossk (Justin) get some one on one time. Galaxy Master Konnery does a southern accent.
Check out our guest composer Austin Gruhn's sound cloud page! Epic music for any truly grand tabletop adventure! https://soundcloud.com/austingruhnofficial
Things don't go according to plan, until they do.
Jynx (Talia) is not about that Hot Topic life. John (Jacob) taps into the force. Bossk (Justin) makes an explosive error. Mercer (Joseph) follows in Mason's footsteps.
Be sure to check out our composer for this arc Austin Gruhn on his sound cloud page! Great music for any dramatic tabletop session! https://soundcloud.com/austingruhnofficial
The crew at long last reaches Mercer's home planet, and a series of decisions leads the crew down a path where there may be no return!
Mercer (Joseph) has a crisis of identity. Jynx (Talia) calls an old favor in. Bossk (Justin) wonders just how the crew got where they are. John (Jacob) knows the bladerunner song.
Artwork by Peter Glaros, introducing us to the wicked pair of antagonists this arc, Gordon Rosen and Malnor The Lord of Lies!
Check out the work of our newest composer Austin Gruhn on his sound cloud page! https://soundcloud.com/austingruhnofficial
The Mercer adventure comes to a brutal end as Mercer's (Joseph)life changes forever. Galaxy Master Konnery makes Mercer a nemesis.
Artwork of the death of John R. Iceador by the one and only Peter Glaros
Used the laptop mic by mistake for the first ten minutes of this one... Konnery is very loud until after the ten minute mark, so prep accordingly.
Mercer (Joseph) takes a trip down memory lane, looking back on his first big adventure. Galaxy Master Konnery plays every other character.
Announcement at the top of the show!!!!! Lost the rest of the Sitcom Satellite arc to a black hole which totally sucks. I'm working on finding them, and will be sure to post them all at once if I am ever able to retrieve them. So, instead of trying to rerecord what we lost, we're just gonna move forward instead, starting with this bottle episode! A perfect jumping on point for new and old listeners alike! I do give a brief recap of what happened during the lost episodes at the top of this episode. Anyways, super sorry, but I think its best to move forward rather than go back. Hope you enjoy this episode, I know it's my new favorite.
The crew sets off to Mercer's home world to face down a prophet and uncover the mysteries of Mercer's past. But it's a long trip there, leaving the crew with some much needed free time.
Jynx (Talia) unpacks both emotionally and literally. John (Jacob)questions what balance really means. Bossk (Justin) does an inspection. Mercer (Joseph) is seeing double! Galaxy Master Konnery gets to bust out Dani the goblin again at long last.
It's the final part of our little side venture! The PBI delves deeper into the site, but how can they face the horror that waits below when their team has been fractured and madness lurks around every corner?! Will they band together and become the Guardians of the Galaxy? Or, is this just some kinda Suicide Squad?
Holla the Kolla mystic(Casey Klein) has a few more tricks up her sleeve. Karen the Skittermander soldier (Gracen Hansen) just wants people to listen to listen all her crazy plans. Valarian the Elf Solarian (Chris Klein) powers up to the mega degree. Carnegie the Android envoy (Matt Klien) looks everyone right in the face. Operative 5 aka Opie the Android Operative (Will Klein) may have a few screws loose. Galaxy Master Konnery starts making plans for Starfinder Infinity War.
The crew of the Impala needs a little break, So enjoy this first of a two part special event featuring Galaxy master Konnery and his family! They love RPG's but have never played this one before.... It gets pretty insane.
Follow along with the C.U.G. black ops group known only as "The Plan B Initiative" on their quest to retrieve the whispering tablet!
Android envoy Carnegie (Matt Klein) takes command. Kalos mystic Hola (Casey Klein) channels a whole lot of energy. Valarian the Solarian (Chris Klein) seems to be the only level headed one. Operative 5 the operative aka "Opie" (Will Klein) is rouge. Karen the Skittermander soldier(Gracen Hansen) can be described only as the wild card. Galaxy Master Konnery Hansen just tries to keep up.
Things reach a boiling point as our crew faces off against Roth and sets off a new journey!
The voyage continues as Jynx (Talia) establishes contact. Bossk (Justin) logs another job done. Mercer (Joseph) comes up against a computer he can't hack. John (Jacob) finds happiness where he can. Galaxy Master Konnery lays his knowledge of sitcoms down on the table.
The crew faces off against their most challenging foe yet... morality.
John (Jacob) both slices and dices. Jynx (Talia) continues to lead her team through this dark time. Bossk (Justin) mounts a distraction. Mercer (Joseph) is our one punch android. Galaxy Master Konnery shows that he can do a good demon voice when he really wants to.
Editor's Note: Had some technical issues with this one that were resolved by the final minutes of the episode. Thanks for your understanding and enjoy!
The long night rages on for our crew as they learn a plot altering twist!
Mercer(Joseph) still doesn't know what a date is. Jynx (Talia) is a master of disguise. John (Jacob)continues to have a rough night. Bossk (Justin) puts the word hardcover to the test. Galaxy Master Konnery ponders originality.
The crew happily deals with an evil being to further their own gains. How spooky!
Bossk (Justin)is unphased by horrible sights. John (Jacob) has a breakdown. Mercer (Joseph) also functions as a flashlight. Jynx (Talia) uncovers a portkey. Galaxy Master Konnery learns how hard Christian Bale had it.
The crew rolls up to Gerald's manor for one devil of a good time.
Mercer (Joseph) and John (Jacob)double date. Bossk (Justin) gets in over his head. Jynx (Talia)is on the prowl for Branson Yalner. Galaxy Master Konnery gets to really explore his vocal range.
A nemesis revealed! Things go from bad to worse as the crew finds themselves stuck between a giant bone ship and a hard place!
Jynx (Talia) is the essence of stealth and coins a phrase. John (Jacob) complains about response time. Bossk (Justin) takes command and along with the rest of the crew ruins the economy of a small town. Mercer (Joseph) doesn't get much sun. Galaxy Master Konnery brings back an old friend from the groups non recorded sessions that the listening audience has never heard of, and is just too excited for his own good.
The crew finds themselves in dead space for their first ever space combat, and the players struggle with the very simple idea of "turn order". Jynx (Talia) talks some shit and finds out just how demanding she can be. Bossk (Justin) does Jynx's homework for her and has a loaded d8. John (Jacob) is on blaster and sound effect duty. Mercer (Joseph) is once again, one good pilot! And begins his love affair with "Flip and Burn". Galaxy Master Konnery didn't read up on space combat as well as he thought he did and can't decide between skeletons or corpses.
The crew learns some devastating truths on planet Kizme! John (Jacob) is a (head) of the game. Mercer (Joseph) has an inquisitive mind. Jynx (Talia) has sticky fingers and knows her fairy tales. Bossk (Justin) is a quiet one this time. And Galaxy Master Konnery continues to spew out names he can't remember.
It's a long one this time, kids! The crew learns just how powerful the C.U.G. really is, and at last embark on their mission through the stars! Bossk (Justin) teaches Danny a new word. John (Jacob) lives out his billionaire, playboy, philanthropist dreams. Jinx (Talia) names a ship and also the show. Mercer (Joseph) is one good pilot. Galaxy Master (Konnery) jumps the shark.
Our bold crew board Fidglet's junk ship in search of a way to stop his insane quest! John (Jacob) gives Dillan a hand, Jynx (Talia) continues to lead, Bossk (Justin) gets a promotion, Mercer (Joseph) makes a critical decision, and Galaxy Master Konnery has emotionally conflicted characters.
It's graduation day for our crew! At long last, they have been given a ship and are ready for takeoff. First meetings abound and disaster looms, as an unexpected visitor arrives at the C.U.G.