The News Where They Are with Jack and Dan: Recent Episodes
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Jack, in Los Angeles, and Dan, in Cardiff, bring the world some of the weirder, funnier, sillier, sexier, old woman, animal, etc. news that you may not have heard about thanks to all of the other misery taking up everyone’s time. This is that podcast. You're welcome. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thenewswheretheyare/support
Hello slimes! We're back off our break and staying indoors, like we always have. With no more Brexit, it's Coronavirus taking up everyone's time, probably quite rightly. But, weird things still happen too. So if you want a break from the real, scary news, we've got just the thing. Us, live. Kind of.
We took the podcast to Instagram Live and actually had some listeners, for once. Stay safe, stay inside and wash your goddamn hands.
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Where news comes to die. This week in the US, BDE (Big Dad Energy) hits hard in New Hampshire, and over in the UK, someone's trying to sell a snowball on eBay. Sure.
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Ahoy newsers! This week: Minnie has a Disney bust up in Vegas, we've found Britain's Naughtiest Dog (that hasn't mauled anyone) and a fight has broken out over gravy. Jack is in Los Angeles and Dan is in Cardiff. We've also got some world news stories., but you don't care about those.
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The dead speak! Except one is a man from Scotland, and the other is Elsa from Disney's Frozen but as a doll. Jack has all the latest undead rumors in the US and Dan has all the fishy stories needed from the UK. Ah it's nice to be back in this crazy world we call not the news. Review us please newsers! Anything will do.
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Hi, how ya doin', we're BACK and we're ready for it all over again! 2020 is here and goodness do we have some nonsense stories for you. This week in the world: A man has been caught shitting like a bear in the woods, a woman was angry over a wheelie bin and in similar news, another woman got trapped inside a bin. A big week for trash humans. Listen and give us a review. Thanks in advance. Love you, slimes.
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Ho, ho, ho! It's our Christmas Special! What better way to get in the festive spirit than with stories from across the world. In the US, there's a coked up Santa story, and a massive festive penis. In the UK, there's a problem with a mince pie and a tree vaulting drunkard in a Whetherspoons! All of the traditions are covered. We'll be back in 2020! Until then... Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/
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This week, in the US, Jack reads up on some turkey's who've taken over New Jersey. Over in the UK, Dan has some heartwarming news from Britain's Most Married man. Lovely.
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This week, in the US, Jack finds some interesting news about a missing Bigfoot... ironic. Over in the UK, Dan has news of a Yodel delivery driver some stolen sex toys. We come up with a new term, 'hot wash' and Jack has ANOTHER story that ends in a death. Will he ever read the whole story? No.
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This week, in the US, Jack tackles a blood filled basement and a drunken Santa Claus. Over in the UK, Dan reports on a bum to the face on a train and discusses what happens when a cardboard cutout of Cliff Richard caused a scene on board a flight back to London.
Bloody basement, US
Drunken Santa, US
Train bum, UK
Cardboard Cliff, Uk
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Lucy Pinder and Beth Granville are guests this week and give us their news! In the US, Jack tackles highway porn billboards and naked milk. In the UK, Dan visits Diarrhea Street and finds a seashell with terrorist links.
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The news podcast that finds the sillier, weirder and sexier stories from around the world. This week over in the US, Jack finds a woman who swallowed her ring in her sleep and a woman who ate a raw chicken burger in Arizona. Meanwhile, UK correspondent Dan has news on a stranger found hugging a radiator. Thanks for listening, slimes! If you like the show, give us a review and we'll read it out. You can also find us on all the social @newswherepod.
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Here we are again bonus slimes. We wiped our news covered shoe in the grass that is the world to provide the rubbish bits of the show that no one has asked for. Once again, these are the headlines we didn't want to use for the main show.
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Covering the news that no one needs to know about.
This week, a mouse killed itself in a 'Whataburger', a dad was angry in an ASDA in Folkestone and over in New Hampshire, a time capsule was opened...
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You're in even more luck! We wiped our news covered shoe in the grass that is the world to provide the rubbish bits of the show that no one has asked for. Once again, these are the headlines we didn't want to use for the main show. Love you slimes!
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Lots to get through this week in stupid news, you slimes! We've got a woman trapped in a septic tank in Oregon, a starstruck fan has met his hero in a pork chop and there's also a controversial ban in supermarket Tesco.
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Lucky you. We've scraped together the bits of the show we usually throw in the trash can to make an all new bonus bit of nonsense. These are the headlines we didn't want to use for the main show. You're welcome.
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Newsers, we're back! Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has some news about a phantom tellyhead delivering old televisions. Meanwhile, in Wales, Dan has discovering something SHOCKING about chips... Follow us @newswherepod. Please give us a review if you like what you hear, it gets us seen by more faces and helps us spread the nonsense! Thank you.
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Not another one! We've put together some of our best stories from the last six months into a handy compendium. A compendium of news. This is Volume II you lucky devils. Find us online @newswherepod.
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So it has finally come to this: a clip show. We're off for two weeks so we've put together some of our best stories from the last six months into a handy compendium. A compendium of news. Find us online @newswherepod.
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Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has word that dangerous meth alligators could be imminent. Meanwhile, in Wales, Dan has found a less than family friendly mural of animals in a compromising situation. Follow us @newswherepod.
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Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got news on a fart based arrest. Meanwhile, in Wales, Dan explores a report into the lack of ASDA own brand sardines in Gateshead.
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Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got news on a meth-fueled squirrel called Deeznutz. Meanwhile, Dan, in Wales, has news on Miss Cameltoe and Tom Price gives us the news where he is.
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Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got news on anal alien abductions and Katie's crotch. Meanwhile, Dan, in Wales, has found the greatest village mystery in recent times and an old couple have been taken hostage by seagulls.
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Ahoy-hoy newsers. Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got stories with prison and finches. Dan, in Wales, has some upsetting sex toy news from Stroke. Sorry, Stoke.
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Ahoy newsers! This week, we learn about a burning turtle, a burning bum and a zombie snake! Give us a review, please!
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Ahoy newsers! This week we are LIVE (ish) due to a technical error and we've set ourselves a timer and a mission to get through all the stories. Dan has news of a nine day erection, Jack finds a family ruined by a cake blunder and there's also a fight with some massive bell-ringers. Do come on in...
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Mopping up the toxic waste news from the US, UK and the rest of this turgid rock we call ‘Earth’. This week, Dan has news of a lottery win-ish and Jack brings news of a cleaner with a potentially sinister motive...
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Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, some bread has gone a bit wrong, a prom has gone a bit wrong and a Greggs has gone very wrong. We want YOUR news: newswheretheyare@gmail.com
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Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, someone's thrown an iguana at a waitress, there's something fishy about a romantic engagement and warning there's a monster at large. Sort of. We want YOUR news: newswheretheyare@gmail.com
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Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, Hull has a pigeon kebab problem, there's a pig loose in Illinois and someone's flushed their grandparents down the toilet... We want YOUR news: newswheretheyare@gmail.com
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Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, someone might have spiked a pizza with dire results, Dan has found Britain's Fattest Dog and just when you thought staying in a Travelodge was bad enough, someone's started pleasuring themselves... We want YOUR news: newswheretheyare@gmail.com
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In a bonus episode of nonsense, Jack and Dan take a deeper dive into the mystery surrounding the mashed potato bandit, terrorizing the neighborhood of Belhaven in Jackson, Mississippi. What they uncover could change the story forever...
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Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, there's a mashed potato fiend on the loose in Mississippi, Dan has news of a woman ready to die for her fireplace and one man has found wellness in a nasal urine douche. We've also got a new alarm for the podcast and it's a work of art, maybe. We want YOUR news: newswheretheyare@gmail.com
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Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, a man at a petrol station has found a sex toy, the townspeople of Bridgeport, CT have been in on a cover-up and a man has lost his wedding ring finger. We want YOUR news: newswheretheyare@gmail.com
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Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, we're looking for a man who put a chainsaw down his pants, a woman on the London Underground has been getting off in more way than one and a spate of violent geese are on the run in Michigan. We want YOUR news: newswheretheyare@gmail.com
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Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, there's a sympathetic vomiting outbreak, a man in Minnesota with a lap-pig and over in the UK a woman with an alarming salamander encounter. We want YOUR news: newswheretheyare@gmail.com
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Covering the weird news that you didn't know you needed from around the world. This week, a man has fought back against the council with an army of 'naked' mannequins, an old grandmother has been arrested and there's HUGE drama involving a woman with no sofa. GET IN TOUCH: we're on Twitter, cool - @newswherepod or send us your stories to our email: newswheretheyare@gmail.com
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Covering the news that you didn't know you needed. This week, a goat has become mayor in the US and Dan has news of a woman found selling her half eaten Chinese take-away on Facebook. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. We're on Twitter, cool. @newswherepod or send us your stories to our email: newswheretheyare@gmail.com
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Covering the news that you didn't know you needed. This week, a 50 year-old grandmother is thrown off a flight for drinking too much Prosecco, there's a gorilla man in Louisiana lurking and Dan explains fantasy football to Jack. Send us your stories newswheretheyare@gmail.com
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Covering the news that you didn't know you needed. This week, Dan has information on a missing dog with a balloon and Jack has found a grandma who fought off attackers with a mini scooter. Send us your stories newswheretheyare@gmail.com
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Covering the news that you didn't know you needed. This week, Jack has found a story about an unusual marriage proposal and Dan tells us why a couple have no central heating.
Send us your stories newswheretheyare@gmail.com
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Covering the news that you didn't know you needed. This week, Dan has found a story about a duvet wedding and Jack has a very important raccoon announcement.
Send us your stories newswheretheyare@gmail.com
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Jack, in Los Angeles, and Dan, in Cardiff, have decided to bring the world some of the weirder, funnier, sillier, sexier, old woman, animal, etc. news that you may not have heard about thanks to all of the other misery taking up everyone’s time. This is that podcast. You're welcome.
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thenewswheretheyare/support
Here's an explainer on just who the hell we are and what the hell we do. Jack, in Los Angeles, and Dan, in Cardiff, have decided to bring the world some of the weirder, funnier, sillier, sexier, old woman, animal, etc. news that you may not have heard about thanks to all of the other misery taking up everyone’s time. This is that podcast. You're welcome. Follow us @newswherepod
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thenewswheretheyare/support