Comedy 365: Recent Episodes
Sowerby and Luff
"Very funny" TIME OUT. "Fluent twaddle" RADIO TIMES. "Podcast pioneers" DAILY MAIL. Sowerby and Luff present the latest edition of their award-nominated and highly addictive weekly podcast, which has now racked up over 10 million downloads.
What did bed bugs do before beds were invented? Plus, a fat cat falls off a balcony, an albino panda hides in the snow and Thesaurus Walrus lodges a complaint. Also, Georgina discovers a very scientific way to pour coffee and Brian wants to know how medieval hedgehogs picked up pieces of pineapple. To listen to the full length version of this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
Brian & Georgina dress up as the Pet Shop Boys for this special bumper edition of their podcast. Among other things the show features Copenhagen's most amazing chair, bees attacking a shoe shop, and a newsreader on a very small balcony. Plus, is blancmange really made of chicken? Also, a sink hole in the sofa, and what noise does a trumpet make if you can't play the trumpet?
How to swallow a planet. Plus, Norway erects a statue to a dead walrus, cows with cats on their backs, and dolphins learn how to play keyboards. Also, a naked bike ride in Philadelphia, and Georgina makes a sound like a baby crocodile. To listen to the full length version of this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
Can a cat adjust a thermostat? Plus, cruelty-free holy oil and is it good for you to sniff someone else's sweat? Also, Brian remembers a night in a treehouse, and Georgina wonders how tiny a tiny dog should be.
To listen to the full length version of this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
The re-wiggling of rivers. Plus, a tortoise with a massive sex drive, a battery you can eat, and 3 humpback whales visit a health spa. Also, Luff has a problem with his Bluetooth, and the first appearance on the show of a brand new cast member called Factoid Android.
To listen to the full length version of this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
On the eve of his big day, the king pops into the Sowerby & Luff studio for a cosy chat with Georgina. Subjects discussed include a Fiat Punto with square wheels, a visit to The Repair Shop, Gary Barlow & a party-sized can of beer, braised leg of swan, and Alan Tichmarsh.
The complicated politics of ant pollination. Plus, Puffin Arrival Day, Monty Don plants a hazelnut, an update on Murphy the bald eagle, and should you borrow someone else's dog? Also, Country Village News from deepest Dorset and why Luff can't find the lid of his coleslaw. To listen to the full length version of this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
Are arms the new legs? They are according to Vogue Magazine. In this week's much-anticipated Biltong Special, a gift from a dolphin, a bald eagle trying to incubate a rock, and a Furby announces that it's going to take over the world. Also, two escaped tigers called George & Mildred, and a man in Cardiff gets 11,000 letters from the tax man.
To listen to the full length version of this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
The oldest mouse in the world. Plus, an immaculate conception in the monkey house, and the mystery of a mini torch and some nail scissors. Also, a little girl saves an 80 pound octopus, and Georgina attempts a world record involving salad.
To listen to the full length version of this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
Are the illuminati good at karate? Plus, can an owl use wire cutters, pornography for slugs, and why you should never sneeze on top of Everest. Also, an escaped owl in Central Park and James Cordon pours a bowl of cornflakes over Candy Carrot-Cake. To listen to the full length version of this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
How has a seagull managed to dye himself bright orange? Plus, what's the connection between Big Foot and the Six Million Dollar Man? Also, why all school teachers should be naked, the reason that Starbucks are putting olive oil in their coffee, and news of a parrot who can do impressions of Beyonce, Gnarls Barkley and Katy Perry. To listen to the full length version of this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
How is garlic bread helping to bring families together? Plus, a very noisy puffer jacket, a man with muscles talking about urine leakage, and why Georgina enjoys watching drains being unblocked. Also, the return of Dead Penguin and a telephone call from Candy Carrot-Cake. To listen to the full length version of this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
Why would you want an airbag in your jeans? Plus, the Life on Mars conspiracy, spiky balls for your feet, and a genuine scientific reason for why UFOs keep crashing. Also, the complex social groups of flamingos, Thesaurus Walrus and Georgina's final attempt to Name That Fish.
Does too much cosmetic surgery make you look like an alien? Plus, were the pyramids built to generate electricity, should you eat the crumbs at the bottom of the cornflake packet, and why can't one posh restaurant spell "Gravadlax"? Also, chocolate teapots, cylindrical boxes and a dog with its head out of the window. To listen to the full length version of this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
Troubling news for fans of Shaun of the Dead. Plus, a medical hypothesis on alien abduction, an author who has written over 200,000 books, and a visit from Derek the Psychic Seahorse. Also, bizarre Titanic conspiracy theories and a stupid game called Name that Fish. To listen to the full length version of this podcast (41 mins), go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
Award-winning duo Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby have been podcasting since 2005. Here's some recently recorded feedback from some of their loyal band of long-time listeners! To subscribe to this podcast to to https://www.patreon.com/studiosenseless
15 min episode preview. Should you always have a button in your pocket that you can press if you are abducted by aliens? Plus, swimming tests without water, the ghost of Marie Antoinette, and under what circumstances should you consider buying a toy drum for a child.
To listen to the full length episode (47 mins), go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
Is a bee a fish? Plus, A ticket to see Beyonce in London that costs £2,400, a flying saucer on the moon, and another ghost spotted posing like Spiderman. Also, Georgina has a real-time, ongoing experience of the supernatural from a neighbour in leafy Crouch End.
To listen to the full length version of this episode (48mins), go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
Short clip from the next podcast in which Brian and Georgina ask the question "Is a bee a fish?" This episode will be released on Wednesday 15th February 2023. To listen to the whole show go to Patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby and Luff Deluxe.
Can a ghost smoke a pipe? Plus, Georgina gaslights Brian with a hot water bottle, King Charles III dresses up as a bear, and B&G unveil another Word That Is Nice To Say. Also, Brian asks "which direction is east", and Georgina explains why she calls Cranberry Sauce "Chicken Jam"?
To listen to the full length version of this episode, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
15 minute episode preview. Can dogs really see ghosts? Plus, an alien who clicks like a dolphin, a schoolboy who stops and eats the plants in people's front gardens, and Brian has a rant about a TV commercial. Also, why Georgina has taken against Marie Antoinette, and more hesitant antonyms from Thesaurus Walrus Jr. To listen to the full length version of this episode, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
20 minute preview of this episode. When is a UFO not a UFO? Plus, do you have a microchip implanted in your brain? Also, birds eating other birds, Brian trips over a draught excluder and King Charles III chats to Georgina about the Denver Broncos. To listen to the full length episode, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
15 minute preview of the first episode of this new weekly podcast series. Was the National Lottery set up to catch time travellers? Plus, a family is chased by a giant luminous egg, a grinch in a carpool and two mice come out from under the sink and sing a jingle. Also, a visit from King Charles III, the return of "Don't Bogart the Finger Monkey", and Brian has a complaint about hot chocolate. To listen to the full length episode go to Patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby and Luff Deluxe.
It's the final countdown. Only one day to go until this addictive new weekly podcast series drops. While you're waiting, here's a short clip from Ep3 in which Brian & Georgina discuss random drugs tests for Anglican vicars. To listen to the full length version of this podcast go to Patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.
Only two days to go before the launch of a brand new series of weekly podcasts from Brian & Georgina. And, the good news is that on Wednesday 1 February 2023 Studio Senseless will drop the first THREE episdes of the series. Here's a tantilising taster from the ancient aliens segment of Ep2. You can listen to the full length version of this podcast from 1st Feb. Get ready for takeoff and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff now by visiting Studio Senseless at Patreon.com
Exciting news! Starting 1 February 2023, an all-new series of weekly podcasts from Brian Luff and Georgina Sowerby. From their little studio in leafy London Town, Sowerby and Luff will thrill you with creepy ghost stories, real-life alien encounters, and weird conspiracy theories. They will be ably assisted by Thesaurus Walrus, His Majesty King Charles III, and two mice who live under the sink. Plus, many old favourites including "Don't Bogart the Finger Monkey", "What's the Question Triv", and "Words That Are Nice to Say". To listen to full length episodes of this podcast, become a patron of Sowerby and Luff Deluxe at Patreon.com
How To Weaponise a Parrot – How to disguise the aroma of a very smelly dog with the aroma of a slightly less smelly dog. Plus, cheeseburger underwear, grapple buckets, helium beer, and bee stings.
Gloves that look like celebrity hands – Brian & Georgina discuss beaches made from parrotfish poo, potato peelers, the shape of hippos’ heads and a bunch of hostage negotiators.
Spot the Duck – Brian telephones a beehive. Plus, fabulous frankfurters, asymmetrical faces and a whale in the Queen’s bathtub. Also, Luff fails to adjust his posture.
China’s Greatest Parrot – Brian & Georgina’s pandas finally get it on. Plus, vacuuming Stonehenge, grass in distress and a fifty foot daddy long legs.
Animals With Vegetables On Their Heads – How much does soup weigh? Plus, insects resting on pine cones and Scatter Cushion-Gate at the Sowerby-Luff’s.
Bench Pressing a Goose – Brian & Georgina sit exactly two metres apart and chat about re-purposed pigs, an all-seeing ostrich and plants farting.
A special bumper episode to celebrate 10 years of Sowerby & Luff podcasts. Featuring flashbacks from 2005 when it all began, and a bucket load of curious clips from B&G's podcasting travels.
Would you have plastic surgery to look like William Shakespeare? Plus, sheep joining in with Swan Lake, mushrooms that look like little men, mice singing Billy Joel songs, and a dog smoking a pipe.
You can’t give lettuce to a duck. Plus, International Pie Day freezing your hair, when seagulls attack, a translation device for cats, and getting glassed by a basilisk on a Friday night.
Cats attacking bananas. Plus, photographs of people coughing, Redhead Awareness Day and vegetables that begin with the letter D. Also, Brian wears Georgina on his head and a man in his pants jumps into the snow in Boston.
Does eating eggs make you more generous? Plus, kangaroos serving in McDonalds, a penguin with a cat on its head and the Loch Ness Monster in a soup pan.
A cat-eating alligator. Plus, Georgina is up for the Nobel Prize for Quantum Physics and Brian is introduced to whiskey. Also, when is a moon not a moon and would you let a Chinese toddler drive you home from the pub?
From frosty north London it's a bumper festive edition of Brian & Georgina's award nominated podcast. Join B&G as they open their pressies and swig egg nog around the Christmas tree. And don't forget to go and download their sensational Christmas EP from iTunes!
Pickled onions on the doorstep. Plus, cats in circles, tiny potatoes, scurrying geckos, and haunted wheelchairs. Also, Georgina asks for ice cream and Brian hooks up with the world's hairiest charity campaign Decembeard.
How tall is your bread? Plus, bathing in beer, slutty ladybirds, Octopus Awareness Day, a dolphin in Starbucks and a man whose been banned for falling over. Also, Brian does some aggressive mopping and Georgina wants to weigh her head.
Hiding big things behind small things. Plus, invisible buildings, chatting chairs, porn-addicted pilots and a singing road.
Who collects nutmeg graters? Plus, torn socks, biscuit jeopardy, do cats eat spiders, sticking pork up your nose and donkeys from space. Also, did Jesus have a bike and does Brian smell of alpha dog?
What percentage cat is a hairbrush? Plus, a tortoise disguised as a hamburger, a baby with a comb-over and why would a walrus go to a tupperware party?
How to talk to your cat about gun safety. Plus, pug dogs in armour, neck beard, sealions' whiskers and diamonds falling from the sky in Gainsborough. Also, Brian wears out his shoes and Georgina gets a new phone.
Peaches in pants. Plus, 29 Sumo wrestlers on a plane, super ants head for London, and a man pushing a sprout to the top of a mountain with his nose.
A worm that can't get drunk. Plus a piglet in ankle warmers, soft bodied invertibrates and the Duck of Justice. Also, Brian sits on arse putty and Georgina buys some pants.
An otter that looks like Elton John. Plus, a naked bike ride in Canterbury and an accountant falls on a crocodile in Murmansk.
Controlling the world with a huge cheeseboard. Plus, Monty Don's magic jacket, the world's longest drum roll and a cat sitting on a corner.
A bee-keeping donkey. Plus, growing TV sets on a farm, porn cupcakes, bio-luminous plants, and the secret life of mushrooms. Also, Georgina invents a corrugated iron umbrella.
A Russian woman in a puddle. Plus powdered alcohol, a giant rabbit, rats eating chocolate Easter eggs and Georgina doing a magic act with some hedgehogs.
A great big lime green chameleon. Plus, two anteaters in a washing machine, vibrating shoes, X-Factor auditions, strange dreams about chickens and a drunk man trying to climb over a fence. Also, putting things in the wrong jars. May contain strong language.
A vending machine on the moon. Plus, reaching things that are high up, rotten mice, flour made out of coffee and a good size live toad. Also, Georgina flicks her limpet.
Hat lures woman into tree. Plus, travel-sized twigs for sale, tripping up penguins and a goat simulator. May contain strong language.
How can you tell when a penguin is in love with you? Plus, goat wars, monster repellent spay, a lorryload of dead badgers, and a sex corridor for a moose. Also, bruising grapes with your nose, contagious yawning, painting horses like zebras and a rabbit being sucked up a chimney. This podcast may contain strong language.
Was Stonehenge a giant xylophone? Plus, a squirrel with a horse's head, rampaging chihuahuas and cats with jet packs. May contain strong language.
How a goldfish could vacuum your house. Plus a chihuahua with the rear end of a chicken and a snail that used a sweet packet as a raft to escape a flood. Also, a book that poses the question are trout South African?
A top hat that brushes your teeth. Plus chickens with dinosaur tails, penguins on anti-depressants, a frog on the stairs and a cat in a pie factory.
Injecting spaghetti into your veins. Plus, missing sea eagle heads for Blackpool, software for mixing cocktails, and a delivery man with an empty pizza box. Also a woman who charges men to watch her eat and a cute dog who wears slippery shoes. May contain strong language.
Bumper first episode of a classic series of podcasts from Brian Luff and Georgina Sowerby - first syndicated in 2014. Featuring, an over-popular finger monkey, a man dressed as a horse, a home-made sex doll and a ghost ship crewed by cannibal rats. Plus, on-the-spot fines for drunk students, escaped chickens on a motorway, and a man who can inflate tyres with his nose. Also Georgina cleans her Shakra, and is Brian being stalked by Gareth Malone? To buy B&G a G&T go to sowerbyandluff.com now.
Brian & Georgina are back! Bumper festive fun from award-winning comedy duo Sowerby & Luff, Yes, it's time for B&G to once again huddle around their tiny Christmas tree, sip their egg nog, and recount magical tales of upside-down Christmas trees, mysteriously materialising pants and a person called St Bugga of Thanet. Plus, Name That Horse, festive recipes with Le Raymonde Le Blanc and a great big fluffy pair of elf slippers. Now on Spotify, it's the Sowerby & Luff Show from London!
Last in the present series of lively comedy and music podcasts from the famous Crypt Studio in leafy Crouch End. Special guest is south London-based singer songwriter Chisara Agor. Your hosts are Georgina Sowerby, James Shakeshaft, Brian Luff and Simon Lipson.
Hotfoot from the Royal Wedding in Windsor, Ivor Baddiel is our special guest at the Crypt this week. Music is supplied by the amazing Mono Club. Your hosts are James Shakeshaft, Georgina Sowerby and Brian Luff.
Do pigeons really put off things they don't want to do? You'll find the answer to this and many other compelling issues of the day in the latest edition of Monkeyfingers at the Crypt. Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby are joined in this show by writer Mike Rampton and singer/songwriter Rookes, who will be performing her new single "The Game & The River."
Comedian and singer/songwriter Jay Foreman is our special guest in the latest thrill-packed edition of Monkeyfingers - live on tape from the legendary Crypt Studios in leafy north London. Your jocular hosts are Georgina Sowerby, Brian Luff & James Shakeshaft.
What exactly is the point of lettuce? Aussie double act Jon & Nath join Brian Luff and Georgina Sowerby in the studio, and there are two songs from music guest Heart Years.
Comedy Store Players co-founder Dave Cohen and singer songwriter Phoebe Katis join regulars James Shakeshaft, Brian Luff and Georgina Sowerby for another chuckle-packed chinwag at the Crypt. Don't mention the snow.
Multi award-winning comedian Jenny Collier confesses her innermost secrets in this latest episode of Monkeyfingers, recorded live at London’s iconic Crypt Studios. Regular presenters James Shakeshaft, Georgina Sowerby and Brian Luff are also joined by Nathan Loughran, frontman of North London based indie guitar band The Reverse
Brian Luff, James Shakeshaft and Georgina Sowerby are joined in this episode by London-based comedian Adam Greene and by UK Americana group Orphan Colours, whose first album All On Red came out last week.
Second in the brand new series of comedy & music podcasts recorded at the iconic Crypt Studios in North London. Your genial hosts are Brian Luff, James Shakeshaft and Georgina Sowerby. Special guests in this programme are comedian Alasdair Beckett-King and singer/songwriter Tom Bright. Monkeyfingers is produced by Ricky Barber for Bleach Productions.
Brand new series from Sowerby & Luff with co-host James Shakeshaft, plus special guests comedian Ben Clover and musician Matthew Neel. Recorded live at the world famous Crypt Studios in leafy Crouch End. Produced by Ricky Barber and Brian Luff for Bleach Productions.
Celebrate the festive season in style with Brian & Georgina's Christmas pantomime Aladdin & the Pirates. Guest stars are Thesaurus Walrus, Ray Winstone and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II as the Fairy Godmother. Plus, some Japanese carol singers, Georgina in thigh high boots and Brian in a dress. Have a very Merry Christmas!
Sleeping snails, plastic flamingos and a man who's paid to eat dice. 4th podcast in the series "Sowerby & Luff's Four Seasons". As London shivers in the cold, Brian and Georgina retreat into their cosy little studio in leafy Crouch End and do their best to warm us up, while swigging delicious hot toddies, laced with Australian honey.
Is is OK to slap a penguin? Third in a series of seasonal specials from Brian & Georgina, featuring MOT tests for rabbits, a vending machine for cars, and painting stripes on a Guinea pig. Also mole rats that turn into plants, buying bits of the white cliffs of dover, and a mouse hiding in an exfoliating mitt.
In the second of a series of seasonal specials, Brian & Georgina switch to their summer duvet and get ready to hit the beach. Plus, asthmatic otters, headphones that plug into snacks, the smallest pub in the UK and a fistful of pasta.
Brian and Georgina skip into Spring with the first of their brand new podcast specials for 2017. Tequila clouds, jellyfish stings and rented raccoons are just some of the important issues they address. Plus, a hat in a tree, an ugly fence and an very long walk around the world. Also, does Brian like knees and will Georgina let him put up his brand new astronomical wall chart?
Brian and Georgina gather around their little plastic Christmas tree and celebrate the festive season in traditional style with tales of lonely polar bears, fake snow, and animals tastefully dressed as Santa. There will also be some egg nog and a return of the smelly Yuletide candle that annually makes Brian feel a little queasy.
The last podcast in the current series - a bumper Christmas special featuring a rubber duck dressed as the Archbishop of Canterbury. Plus, the latest Christmas cracker jokes, Rudolf's dangling baubles, and the Virgin Mary in a crash helmet. Also, Georgina buys some Eggnog Ice Cream and Brian plans to separate some eggs in 2014. Happy Holidays from Sowerby & Luff! See you in the New Year!
A Psychic Taco. Plus, smart wigs, houseproud Neanderthals, a singing nun, and a fish pie made of gold. Also, Simon Cowell marries Debbie Harry and Georgina becomes a Flat Stanley. May contain strong language.
A baby in a tube. PLus, shrinking pasties, bushy pubes, a huge Chinese toilet, and a camel that sounds like Family Guy. May contain strong language.
Shave the baby. Plus, a 507 year old clam called Ming, and Brian decides to paint himself blue. This podcast may contain strong language.
Mistaking cheese burgers for shoes. Plus, a kidnapped llama, cooking with semen, and a beagle trained to find bed bugs on polar bears. Also, cities with little legs, a hobbit house full of sheep, and a cat crossing the road. This podcast contains strong language, evil eyebrows and a woman punching cats.
A deeply disapponting tin of tomatos. Plus, beer ice cream, squirrels vandalising bicycles and the world's most boring soccer score. This podcast may contain strong language.
Crushing professional boredom. Plus, surrounded by geraniums, fat blasting, wine for cats, humming fish, Ottermums, a mysterious goat and a canary that looks like Donald Trump. This podcast may contain strong language.
Football managers thinking about soup. Plus, changing the sheets in a sex box, fly vomit, dating sites for dead people and a rant about microwaving frozen peas. This podcast contains strong language and some some sexual references.
How to suck out your brain through your ear. Plus, Zola the breakdancing gorilla, fighting prawns, donkey robots and a man with a nose on his forehead. May contain strong language.
An egg on a stick. Plus, crop circles on Google Earth, a whale's earwax, moon-shaped honey cakes, and sucking the lungs out of bats. This podcast may contain strong language.
Advice for self-employed wasps. Plus, bats in a wind turbine, pet iguanas, miniature horses, and can a pig open a ring pull can? May contain strong language.
A tiny brain in a bottle. Plus foxes in clogs and a man in ancient socks looking for big cats. May contain strong language.
Sowerby & Luff drop into the world-famous Station Inn in Whitby. Plus, Captain James T. Cook, Marmite on the moon, two llamas, a clone of John Lennon and the result of B&G's sketch act competition at the Gilded Balloon in Edinburgh.
A Nightingale Shat in Berkeley Square. Plus, a queue of shoes, chicken-wing ice cream, a stick of Walri, and investing your savings in Beanie Babies. Shat = past participle, past tense of shit (Verb). This podcast may contain strong language.
How to avoid huge ships. Plus, chips v spicy potato wedges, bubble wrap bikes, freeloading streetlights, low trees, hard hats and a drunk, aggressive zebra fish. This podcast may contain strong language.
A tiny frog with an umbrella. Plus, noisy air-conditioners, an elusive hippo, a baby prince called George and a bloat of Biebers. This show was produced in association with the new Audio Technica AT2020 USB+.
Can the world's energy crisis be solved by harnessing power from urine on the staircases of thousands of multi-story car parks? Plus, a non-linear cow, slime from aroused snails, and policing by geese. This podcast may contain strong language.
Confusing the ducks on Hampstead Heath. Plus, motorised unicycles, fake lettuce, and a Mexican wave of crickets. Also, a tiny mayor and a dog dressed as 17 century nobility. This podcast contains strong language an a small potato.
Exploding rhubarb chutney. Plus, animals with pictures of Star Wars characters on their bodies, peanut butter and jelly soda, and a woman who married a bridge. This podcast may contain strong language.
Algebra with a yucca plant. Plus, shoplifting goldfish, dubious dumplings and a Brazilian Treehopper. Also, a crap Elvis impersonator in the back garden, Keith Richards' box of tissues and a woman standing underneath an oak tree waiting for Edward IV. May contain mild swearing.
A cat-like alien with Cellotape over its bottom. Plus, Guinea Pigs jousting on the backs of Jack Russell Terriers, anti-pervert tights, ill-equipped Morris Dancers and a plant that eats sheep. Also a Tarantino snail and a brand new item called "Letters That Are the Wrong Way Around". This podcast may contain mild swearing.
Can you tell the difference between a coconut and a hedgehog? Plus, a cat uses a duck as a nipple clamp and Brian gets a pizza delivered by a remote controlled helicopter. This podcast may contain strong language.
A pink slug in a blender. Plus, ants who ring your doorbell, disused volcanoes, Pliny the Elder and a chain of Little Chef Restaurants in the Sahara Desert. Also, an app that drops a piano on your head and what's the footprint of an arse.
Unicorn and Ale Pie. Plus, a C3P0 Cellotape dispenser, cheese police in Gloucester and a tiny toilet roll. Also, a trade show for candy bars in Chicago, and how many Superman comics does it take to buy a beach hut in Southwold. This podcast may occasionally contain strong language.
A monkey with a camera. Plus, beer pong, talking plants, rhino snot, pregnant penguins, baby bum art, and how old is Georgina in dog years? May contain strong language. This podcast is sponsored by those lovely people at the Station Inn in Whitby.
Rent a goat. Plus, 17,000 raincoats, hangover helpers, a sixty year old teacher called Steve, a pianist and some tortoises, and a robotic fly. Also, Georgina barks like a dog and Brian discovers some baby heads from Mars. May contain strong language.
A talking box of tissues. Plus, old ladies dressed as pirates, tinned Brussels sprouts, Sumo wrestlers with crying babies, moles doing archeology, self cleaning shirts, lazy horses, Sowerby & Luff tattoos, and Haikus in space. This podcast may contain strong language
Pyjamas that talk dirty to you. Plus, a cat with a vacuum cleaner, a goldfish wearing water wings, a remote controlled turtle, and a penis on Mars. Also, squirrel art, fist clenching, jumping spiders, and a vending machine full of babies. May contain strong language.
Cat dressed as shark chases duck. Plus, dancing on butter, liaising with Druids at Stonehenge, career progression in ants, massive heads, and why rodents don't vomit. Also, an app to stop you from accidentally marrying your own mother. This podcast may contain strong language.
A pocket-sized Georgina. Plus, Brian's pillow fight fantasies, dogs in tights, a giant robot, goldfish for hire, an Iranian time machine and two Dachshunds on a stairlift. This podcast may contain strong language.
A man who sued himself. Plus, mermaid for hire, camel balls, shopping bag underwear, an icetray from a labrador, and a sacred lettuce. Also, more tiny art and an overdose of Beechams Powders. This podcast may contain strong language.
Brian organises an Easter egg hunt in the studio. Plus, the world's oldest hot cross bun, a metal ballpen item, pajamas in Sainsburys, three Wigglers, a Worm to hold your iPad, lambs eating chocolate, dinosaurs reversing into each other, and a man in a deer mask with his face pressed up against a shop window. May contain strong language.
A tiny talking prawn in an art gallery. Plus, shoes that tell you what to do, snails that eat worms, spiders covered in asbestos, and a butt robot. Also, Brian plays golf in the toilet, and Georgina discovers the world’s longest eyebrow. May contain strong language.
Ant Colony Optimisation. Plus, a baby made of tomato ketchup, an alligator called Mr Stubbs, edible spray paint on a Brussels sprout, an indestructible mole rat, and a man in a nappy directing traffic. Also, heavily armed dolphins go missing, and Brian forgets Georgina's birthday. This podcast may contain strong language.
Can a chicken lay an egg if it's wearing a nappy? Plus, seagulls wearing false teeth, chucking Ninja throwing stars at students, a vampire facelift, and how many catepillars can you take into America? Also, ugly fish in a nightclub. This podcast may occasionally contain strong language.
Roadkill lasagne. Plus, a Grand Prix for prams, state approved haircuts, Bohemian wars, and what's wrong with Brian's ice cubes? This podcast may contain mildly strong language.
Bees on Mars. Plus, ticklish penguins, a detachable penis, setting fire to peanuts and a giant rabbit. Also, Brian's major problem with his pillow. This podcast may contain strong language.
The wrong kind of rubbish. Plus, a blind baby rhino, a secret passage to the pub, illegal trousers in Paris, a man dressed as a zebra, and is the Duchess of Cambridge Romanian? Also, transparent fish in a Think Tank. This podcast may contain strong language.
Banned in India? Plus, why Brian and Georgina are now forced to park their car two miles away from their flat, a fascinating dog, some squeaking church pews and a mysterious bottle of alcohol on the doorstep. This podcast may contain strong language.
Drunk Irish pigeons and running a car on goat's cheese. Plus, a getaway pantomime donkey, an army of snowmen and a dumbed down version of Jerry Springer. This podcast may contain strong language.
Are pubic lice a part of the Global Eco System? Plus, hairy faced Mexicans, computers with Tourette's Syndrome, and porn-addicted chimps. Also, should cutlery be judgmental and does the Queen enjoy doing jigsaws? This podcast may contain strong language.
Brian wants to be Jools Holland. Plus, chocolate baby heads, tiny frogs in Speedos, washing up for the Queen, and a man who gets paid to smell people's bottoms. It's Sowerby & Luff's Bumper New Year Special, live from London.
What do you get the Queen for Christmas? Plus, Health & Safety Santa, a calendar full of cocks, alcoholic squirty cream, powdered meteorite face cream, poop on the moon, a dog called Wang, computers that can taste and smell, a swarm of tiny robots and a tortoise eating a water melon. A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from Sowerby & Luff.
Is the whole Universe a simulation running on an iMac? Plus, donkey cheese, peeing on tomatoes, performing Shakespeare drunk, a fake cloud in the bathroom, meggings for men, dogs eating tomato ketchup, cats stealing keys and a cleaning agency in Georgina's ear. This podcast may contain strong language.
Sowerby and Luff announce a bold plan to put the first vegetable on Mars. Plus King Diana the First, bacon-flavoured shaving cream and an Orangutan with his fingers in his ears.
An airbag in your pants. Plus, horses with guns on their feet, a rainforest in your belly button, singing mice, a talking elephant, a helmet that cuts your hair and a 7 foot penguin. This podcast may contain strong language.
Why cannibals prefer the taste of parachutists. Plus, a pillow with breasts, a hedgehog blog, shopping on the loo, and how to rent out an entire country.
Are pandas Spanish? Plus, glow in the dark pants, the world's worst hotel and a poorly fish. This podcast may contain strong language.
Spray-tanning the jobless. Plus, a woolly mammoth called Helmut, when ferrets attack, muddy shoes, see-through goldfish, and swearing aliens. Also, Georgina's crap dog whistle and Noisy Dad hires a deputy. This podcast is sponsored by The Station Inn in Whitby, North Yorkshire.
It's the bumper Halloween edition of Fat Chance. Can horror films really help you to lose weight? Plus, a vampire squid, a giant eyeball and an agoraphobic owl. Also, Brian dresses as Dracula and pines for a pumpkin, and Georgina has part of her banana stolen.
A man who lost his mobile phone in a cow's arse. Plus, a scientific exploration of Smartie flavours, whales who sound like football supporters and a diamond ring in a hot air balloon. Also, Brian takes up baking and Georgina rants about the colour pink. This podcast may contain strong language.
Nominated last week for a European Podcast Award, this edition of Fat Chance features the new David Attenborough drinking game, a nun stealing beer, pictures of cute puppies, feeding spiders through a straw, speaking to plants in a Geordie accent, and were the Ancient Romans responsible for Global Warming? Plus, does eating ice cream lead to prostitution?