Low End Gigolos: Recent Episodes
Low End Gigolos
Hell to the motherfuckin YES! Mares sticks around for the premium episode and we all go nuts!
Marianne Bayard, co-creator of Killing it! with Kaps, finally comes on the show, completes the Low End Gigolos lineup and tells everyone what she really thinks about Kaps!
We kick this episode off with some old fashioned sucking off our favorite comics, and ease into that classic gigolo flow.
Our first ever live show at The Late Late, where nobody really knew we were going to do a show! We were joined by Dr. Exercise and talk about people who smell like pickles, talk to the alleged crew of the Howard Stern Show and grade the Giant Isopod. With special guest drop ins from:
Edotastic https://www.patreon.com/edotastic/
Ralf Jean Pierre http://www.preciousgorgeousralf.com/
and
John Santiago https://www.jsantimusic.com/
Kevin Sanchez just wants you all to know that he has Louise Ck's back no matter what. We also solve the Louis CK problems once and for all with a big idea. This episode also features our new friend Cup o' Joe and is brought to you by Fentanyl.
We scrape the bottom of the barrel and pour out the dregs from our steins to bring you the last episode of 2018... if that's really the current year.
Happy New Years from the Gigolos! Here's what you missed at our holiday party: Hit or miss riffs marred by lots of gross chewing lip smacking noises! YUCK! See you next year! (whenever that is)
We jump way into the future to find out that the Gigolos still nonstop talk about what happened at Yermans.
Its high time we stopped being so 'not woke' and started being 'woke' so we can ride the 'nouveau commie gravy train' to 'success town'.
Also find out whats happening at our last few open mics and get an exclusive pep talk from Josh!
We talk about how George 'Human Justice Warrior' Bush used to pilot Bald Eagles when he fought the roofless Koreans during the war. Also, are you a Demikat, Repubbykin or Indypanda?
This episode also cuts out a couple times because we were low on batteries, but luckily, it doesn't really affect the show!
Find out what happens, when gigolos stop being polite, and start getting real…
Also Pig Pen is back and here to stay!
We find out the truth behind the Flinstones. The brilliant conclusion of the Low End Gigolos Bullying Trilogy!
We find out what happened when the Low End Gigolos were little bitches getting bullied on the schoolyard. Also the reckoning comes for us when we bullied Colin last episode.
Maybe the show will become prank calls! Dr. Sex and Dr. Science finally meet phone to phone, and Dr. Sex and Kevin finally settle their beef heart to heart. She also tells us of the oppression of the Witch populations. Also who is better, Meerkats or Greenland Sharks?
The boys mourn the great Stan Lee, who it turns out died this week. Also Kaps like like like narrowly avoids being scammed out by Insane Zeke Rain, Kevin tells what happened at the popular anti-women comedian Bill Burr's show, we learn some new facts about seals and the boys rally to keep Colin's Giraffe bit afloat.
We found out Pig Pen is going back to the farm or something so he has to quit the podcast again. Also Dr. Mayor and Dr. Science come back. We find out that Colin is a Mermaid and even get around to grading the Saber Toothed Salmon!
The Low End Gigolos get a special guest, Doctor Mayor, Head ER Physician at Local Hospital and also Mayor of Doctortown, who tells us fucked up stories about his patients even though thats 'against the hippocratic oath'.
If you could have consensual sex with one wild animal what would it be? Post it in the comments!
We also learn more about animals from Dr. Science!
Our boss said that we have to change the name of the show because there's too many letters in the old name and its confusing to people. What do you think of the new format? Post your comments below!
Most of this episode is trying to use the game of thrones theme on Pig Pen. Thats gonna be mostly how the show will be now.
On a late night the gigolos reminisce about where they all went wrong. Then we finally figure out how to save the podcast by actually making the show 'about something'.
Dr. Sex finally has enough of our juvenile bullshit and schoolmarms the shit out of us. We go into Kaps's penis trauma and then sign up to be cult ppl so we can finally start getting paid!
On the 13th or 14th anniversary of 9-11, the podcast is hijacked by two bonafide veteran dominatrix heroes who tell of their heroic exploits. Then we remember that it was 9-11 and tell our stories of what we were doing that day. Dr. Sex joins us in person and tells us about a special fire fighting technique, and she takes us deep down the anthole into her CULT BULLSHIT!
The Gigolos are celebrating the new M&M's album by starting up diss wars with nobodies. Then Dr. Sex calls in to talk about how she fell in love with Colin last week while he was tripping balls. Then she puts a spell on us using magic pussy juice elixir and makes us join her multi level marketing scheme/cult. Happy M&M day!
Colin momentarily joins us from his drug induced delirium to beg Kaps to be in a band with him. The Gigolos try to figure out why Kevin is a little scaredy cat when it comes to singing or rapping. Josh plays harmonica, Kaps sings Sade songs. Kevin covers a Cam'ron rap. They bitch about being open mikers.3 out of 5 stars.
Kevin Sanchez gets mad real about how he wishes he could be a piece of shit to everyone he knows in service of his comedy success. The Gigolos agree that true success requires that kinda hardcore dedication which they are all incapable of. Then we do roast battles against people who aren't there.
With half the gigolos still missing, Josh and Kaps are left to hold down the fort. Kaps learns about all the different fake MDMA pill shapes Josh used to take when he was 6 years old, we briefly talk about the Manafort whatever happened in the news thing, we learn the REAL reason Pig Pen left the show, and we figure out why whales are better to fuck than sharks.
After Pig Pen leaves the group and Kevin goes to some kind of Prominent Southern Woman conference, Josh and Kaps have to keep the podcast afloat.
Josh, Kevin and Kaps talk about peens, dicks, cocks, wieners, schlongs, wangs, dongs, pricks, knobs, plonkers, willies, John Thomases, members and also penises for an hour. Especially some video of a guy with two. Premium content.
Kaps comes back from vacation and tells about a rude Canadian experience, Kevin shares his Fantasy War League roster, Josh brags about making all the right calls during his stockbroker days, Kevin brags about almost banging his elementary school teachers and we get an exclusive call from Kevin's brother in jail!
Diabetos, Spanish Fly, White Panther and the rest of the Low End Gigolos unite to battle their most powerful enemy yet -- the evil Libido Man!
Were u ever held back from the bright future you were destined for because of your job, girlfriend, religion, gender, haircut, things u get a hard on for, etc. but its really because you are a lazy unmotivated piece of shit?
The boys talk about what dinosaur they most want to fuck, also the true story behind Mr. Rogers neighborhood. Kevin and Colin reenact the battles that took place at the Fall of Yerman's. Colin gets laughed out of the police station when he earnestly tries to get a restraining order.
Do you ever feel like somebody is trying to kill you? All the Gigolos are in attendance with Kaps, Josh, Pig Pen, Colin Sick and Kevin Sanchez! We confront the Nightmare on Elm Street style phantasms that haunt Colin Sick's waking life, have a 'who is the biggest open miker' dick measuring contest, Kevin Sanchez tells a racist story, Colin turns his back on his hero, and Pig Pen battles Kevin over what's the best Doctor show on TV.
After Josh gets mixed up in a Million Dollar Matchmaker scheme, the boys think about becoming Economy Prosititutes for women who like to see men humiliated. We also talk about getting scammed, Colin's new hippie lifestyle, Kaps' skating injuries and something about the Marquis de Sade.
Babes Babes Babes podcast is the number 1 podcast where 3 hot babes talk to 3 guys who are like, wait these girls are talking to us? This episode was recorded in a bar and the music was too loud, the girls ate nachos on mic and there was tons of crosstalk! Subscribe on Patreon!
We had a super awesome show at Yerman's that was inexplicably filled with several Premium A-List USDA Certified Hot Girls. However, our trusty Pig Pen was too scared to do stand up in front of the beautiful ladies. We are joined by Victoria, the leader of the Hot Girls, and delve deep into Pig's dilemma.
The number one business podcast of corporate new media and um, all that sort of... conglomerate! The boys get wind of a new business plan, (courtesy of Zeke Rains*) to monetize their whole operation!
**Zeke Rains does not appear on this episode so feel free to listen.
The boys talk about their favorite toys and stuff from childhood. Zeke Rain walks off the show instead of being able to hang. I was too tired to make up a new logo for the show.
The podcast for pre op transsexual men who want to get in touch with their female emotions! We introduce Replacement Zeek, let Pig Pen bear his IRL emotional truth, and Colin quits comedy to out emo Pig Pen!
The boys decide its time to change the podcast name because its extremely corny. Then Kaps tries to get all the guys to reveal their deepest most sensitive wounds because he thinks that stuff is interesting.
After a super fun open mic at Yerman's, Kaps, Josh, Pig Pen, Colin and Kevin invite the enigmatic wierdo Insane Zeke Rain onto the podcast. Trouble ensues when Zeke can't act like a normal human being for more than 1 second. The episode mysteriously falls apart after Kaps leaves for karaoke.Donny was also there I think.
Queens Mafia Supercrew with Kaps, Josh, Colin Sick, Pig Pen and Kevin Sanchez! They talk about being outsider ass creepster wierdos with their dicks out of water. I think Donny was also there.
Jonathan Kaplan, Colin Sick, Joshua Paled and special guest Kevin Sanchez talk about their days in elementary school and their formative years. A crazy new podcast with bonus content coming for subscribers. Recorded at Comedy Night at Yermans Pub in the heart of Queens NY.