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Happy Pride Month, Crushes! Come kick it with us as we talk about our favorite soccer headlines, matches and check in on the men-- are y'all okay out there? Then stick around because Kylee joins us to share her soccer love story, the impact and supremacy of women's soccer, and the ultimate zombie apocalypse team.

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Hiiiya Crushes! We have something short and sweet this week as Abbi and Beth discuss their favorite matches, soccer headlines, share our fondest farewells, and hold it together without Trisha.

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Hiiiya Crushes! Let's hang out! We have soccer headlines and favorite matches to talk about. And stay around because we're joined by Dani. She shares her soccer love story, love for Olivier Giroud, and why teams are best chosen from pettiness.

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Hiii Crushes! Come kick it with us as we recap our favorite matches and soccer headlines. And stay around because our bestie Trista stops by to share her soccer love story, the Boots origin story, and takes on our silly rapid fire questions. It's a girl power kinda episode and you don't wanna miss it.

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Heyya Crushes! Come hang out with us, the directors of the Tortured Soccer Fans Department as we recap our favorite matches, talk about our favorite headlines and prepare for a new Taylor album. And stick around because Ferris comes to hang out and share his soccer love story, answer our rapid fires, and make us totally jealous that we don't have an NWSL club in Cincy and can't see Marta's lipstick in real life.

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Hiiiya Crushes! We're back together and ready to hang out and talk about our favorite matches and soccer headlines. And stick around because we're joined by our Golz family bestie Jose. He shares his soccer love story, how Golz TV came into existence, and totally fed our egos about a certain 2023 MLS MVP.

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Welcome back, Crushes! Come hang out with us as we get into our favorite soccer headlines and matches since we last recorded. Is it a coincidence FC Cincinnati is still top of the table? We don't think so. Then stay around because Abby joins us to share her soccer love story and takes on our rapid fires, talks #HerGameToo and Junction FC and so much more. Don't miss it!

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Welcome back, Crushes! Come hang out with us and our Midwest is Besties, Chris and Malia. We hold nothing back and spare no team as we determine the best and the worst of the 2024 MLS kit season. Brush up on your knowledge of patterns, check your bias, and get ready for one of us to make the worst Freudian slip.

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Hi Crushes! We missed you so much! We're back after our little break and still on our same nonsense. We recap some of our favorite soccer headlines and matches and we test out the new rapid fires on each other. Come hang out and get ready for a wild season ahead!

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Hi Crushes! Come wrap up season 4 with us and some of our favorite soccer crushes. Our friends stop by and hang out with us as we get ready for the holidays and construct the ultimate soccer Naughty and Nice list, laugh about our soccer/Muppet holiday movies, and spread some holiday cheer.

Thank you to: @IvanOrnelas2 @caseysonthecase

@Crugglez @amy_beamer @KaylorHodges @DanFromPasco @ferrislkthwheel @jankeygirl

@UnSub_Matt @ktgisbombdotcom @morgantencza

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Hiii Crushes! Come hang out with us as we discuss the end of the MLS season, Matt Miazga's pizza preferences, and our favorite soccer headlines and matches. Then stay around because we're joined by our besties Phil and Mike to talk about the origins of Charity Football Weekly, the value of having a quiet spot to record, and of course, our rapid fires.

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Welcome back Crushes! We get the gang back together to talk about our MLS seasons and make some end of season predictions that are very serious. We leave no stone unturned and dive into the good, the bad, and the funny.

Thank you to our besties @CrewGoonerTK @CZimm_DoubleN @Crugglez and @caseysonthecase

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Hi Crushes! Come hang out with us and our besties, Ferris, Jessica and Kendra as we wrap up this NWSL season and talk about what went well, what didn't, and that team we all really like to see lose.

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Hi Crushes! Come hang out with us and talk about our favorite matches and soccer headlines. And stay around because Malia joins us to share her soccer love story, tackles our wildly ridiculous rapid fires and dives in about the importance of community outreach and support in the soccer community.

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Hi Crushes! Come hang out with us and get into our usual silliness. We talk Soccer Crush Halloween costumes, our favorite matches, and soccer headlines. And stay around because Kyle joins us to share his soccer love story and go full Mingo with us and talk all the joys of Forward Madison, the ultimate zombie apocalypse team, and the hilarity of wishful relegation.

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We've missed hanging out, Crushes! Come kick it with us as we talk about our favorite matches and soccer headlines. Then, stick around because Lindsay and Nat stop by to share their soccer love story and tackle our rapid fires. And we just bond over the superiority of women's soccer.

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Welcome back, Crushes! Come hang out with us and talk about our favorite soccer headlines and matches. And stay around because Chris joins us to share his soccer love story and makes us epically jealous with his real life Soccer Crush encounter.

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Let's hang out, Crushes! We talk about our favorite matches and soccer headlines. Then we're joined by our longtime forever besties Jess, Ivan and Kaylor to do a Premier League Roundtable. We make ridiculous predictions and manifest a certain coach on coach fight.

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Hiiii Crushes! Come hang out with us for our usual nonsense of rapid fires, favorite matches, and favorite soccer headlines. And then stick around because we have some real talk about what is going on with the Spanish Football Federation and very spicy opinion on who MLS MVP should be.

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Come hang out with us, Crushes! We ask each other important questions-- where should we remove men? And, we talk about our favorite matches and soccer headlines. Then stick around because Casey joins us to share her soccer love story, answer our ridiculous rapid fire questions, and tell us the most on brand soccer star story we've ever heard.

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Hi Crushes! Come kick it with us as we talk about Women's World Cup, our favorite soccer headlines and matches. And then stick around because Justin shares his soccer love story, answers our rapid fires, and talks soccer supporter culture with us.

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Welcome back Crushes! We talk about what's going on in Women's World Cup, our favorite headlines and matches, and our usual rapid fire silliness. Then stick around because Steph joins us to share her soccer love story, tackle our rapid fires, and talk supporter culture and keep us laughing.

For more from Steph: @Crugglez and Swoontower Pod

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Welcome back, Crushes! Come hang out with us! We have hard hitting rapid fires-- like, what's too spicy for Harry Kane? Who's scoring the first USWNT WC goal? And Supporter Section rules? We talk about our favorite soccer headlines and favorite matches. And stay with us because we're joined by Tanya! She shares her soccer love story, booing her ref husband, and delights us with her soccer love and experiences while she tackles our rapid fires. BRB booking our soccer trip to Slovenia.

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Come hang out with us, Crushes! We have rapid fires, favorite soccer headlines, and recaps of our favorite matches. Then stick around because we're joined by Katherine! She shares her soccer love story, how she's gotten involved in the soccer community, and reminds us why USL is building the best fan culture.

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It's a Cruel Summer, Crushes! Grab your favorite album (Taylor's Version) and come hang out with us as we do our usual rapid fire/favorite soccer headlines/matches and talk about The Best Day. Then for The Girl at Home, we start our WWC preview with a gold rush of fun facts about the USWNT. You'll want to keep your good Karma, and not miss it.

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Crushes, we pulled Dan out of podcast retirement to hang out with us. He's no Beth, but kicks it with us to talk favorite matches, soccer headlines, and since nobody could keep us in line, the important soccer discussions we need to be having-- Is MLS the retirement league? Did ESPN get the most entertaining US teams correct? What's going on with the Women's World Cup? We address it all and couldn't have done it without our former Crush of the Week.

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C'mon and join us and our besties as we talk all things NWSL and the superiority of WoSo. We make 2023 season predictions, praise our Queen Crystal Dunn, find a common enemy, and have the most fun.

Thank you to our friends for hanging out with us: @wosocasual @kendrathebeav @ferrislkthewheel @_lindsay and Jessica from @UproarNC

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Hiiii Crushes! Let's hang out and talk about our favorite matches, soccer headlines and summer plans. And stick around because we're joined by our new book writing-podcasting- women's soccer loving bestie Aubrey. She shares her soccer love story, has us dying laughing with her rapid fire answers, and totally convinces us to start watching Task Master.

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Hi Crushes! Come kick it with us as we talk about our favorite matches, soccer headlines, and guess favorite players zodiac signs. Then stick around because Katie joins us to share her real life soccer love story, tackle our ridiculous rapid fire questions, and convince us to sign up for Birmingham Tinder. Grab your poop pillows and get ready for a fun episode.

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Hey Crushes! C'mon and hang out with us. We discuss our favorite matches and headlines, talk summer plans, ice cream, and most responsible players. After our nonsense, we're joined by Matt, the Footy Critic. He shares his soccer love story and takes on our rapid fire questions and we find out what tipple on tap is and who's serving the shit non-league burgers.

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Helllllo Crushes! Come hang out with us and some of our besties as we delve into this 2023 MLS season. We talk rivals and relegations, make our 2023 season predictions, and do a little lighthearted trash talk.

Thank you to our awesome friends for hanging out with us: @kv_tucker @juliainthenati @xo_glencoco @Crugglez @CrewGoonerTK @morgantenzca @CZimm_DoubleN

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Welcome back, Crushes! We're back with soccer headlines, favorite matches and speculations about The Breakup. You know, Taylor and Joe and also Brenner and FC Cincinnati. Lexi joins us to share her soccer love story, fangirl with us, and tackle our rapid fire questions. And we of course bond over our collective hatred of a player and how badly we need a Lizzo World Cup song.

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Hi Crushes! Come hang out with 2/3 of us while we're up to our usual antics recapping favorite soccer headlines and matches and reminds you why you don't go back to exes. Then stay around because Cait joins us to share her soccer love story, tackles our ridiculous rapid fire questions, and keeps it real about loving her clubs.

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Welcome back Crushes! Come hang out with us and some of our friends as we do a deep dive into the 2023 USL season. We ask the hard questions, make predictions about this 2023 season and all bond over our common enemy-- and no, it's not who you think.

Thank you to: @KCHReed @KaylorHodges @KyleCoche @ktgisbombdotcom @USLTactics @PurpleSDF @DaRiveter @CraneKicksLex @toeswiggle

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Heyyy Crushes, come be lovers and haters with us! We recap our favorite soccer headlines and matches and accidentally talk tactics. But stick around as we're joined by our bestie Ivan to do what we do best-- a good ol' fashioned MLS kit roast! We talk the good, the bad, the (very) ugly. Find out our favorites, who should do better and how many Pokemon references we can make.

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Come hang out with us, Crushes! We have rapid fires, favorite matches, and soccer headlines to discuss. And then we're joined by our new bestie, Ty. He shares his soccer love story, we bond over the Ohio soccer scene, growing the soccer community, and who we'd steal from each other's teams. We may be on the pitch rivals, but it's all love here. 

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Welcome back, Crushes! We have something a little short and sweet for you this week! Come hang out with us as we recap our favorite matches, soccer headlines and ask each other about crush candles and our impression talents. And, we're ready for our glow up to become FIFA and make some new rules.  

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Hey Crushes! Put on your favorite jersey and come hang out with us as we recap our favorite headlines, matches and make some ridiculous MLS predictions. Then stick around because Nicole joins us to share her soccer love story, what Zlatan would do in the apocalypse, which player would be hilarious on SNL and so much more. 

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Welcome to Season 4, Crushes! We've missed you! We're back with our usual soccer crushing shenanigans. We talk about what's been going on since we last recorded, our favorite matches and headlines, and try out some new rapid fire questions and some of our favorites. 

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To our friends- Matt, Dan, Stephen- we have so much gratitude for the work you've done with the Unused Substitutes. You've built so much more than a podcast but a Green and Gold family. As this chapter ends, we got together with some of our best friends to wish you the best. We love ya. 

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We missed you, Crushes! Come hang out with us on our last episode of the season where we recap the World Cup and all of its chaos. We take a look back at this Soccer Crush season. And as always, talk about our favorite matches, soccer headlines, and tactics. 

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Come hang out with us and our un-official fourth, Jess, as we talk about our favorite soccer headlines, past matches and get you ready for everything World Cup. Starting with a kit roast! We don't hold back and bring spicy takes on everything kits- the good, the bad, and the Canada. 

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Come hang out, Crushes! We're bringing our best rapid fires, favorite matches, and soccer headlines. Rowdie October is still going strong! Stay around because Ysa is sharing her soccer love story, which places should be on our St. Pete itinerary, and answers our rapid fires. And tells us where she'd go with Neill Collins for epic burgers. 

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Welcome back, Crushes. Tune in for our usual favorite matches, soccer headlines, and rapid fires. We know you're dying to find out what which Halloween candy we think FC Cincy players are. And stay tuned in for more Rowdie October and our hangout with Mike and the cutest puppy dog in the world, Bennett. Mike shares his soccer love story, takes on our rapid fires, and we talk about the hard things. 

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Come hang out with us as we talk about NWSL (again), recap our favorite matches from last week, our favorite soccer headlines, and beg you to join book club again. And don't go anywhere because we're joined by Amy! She shares her soccer love story, answers our rapid fires, and tells us which crush she loves because you can see all of his teeth when he smiles. You don't wanna miss it!

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Hi Crushes. Come hang out as we talk about our favorite matches and some big soccer headlines. And stay around because we're joined by Mike to talk about his soccer love story, Rowdies/Roma/Liverpool love, building a soccer community, and why purple teams really are thee worst. 

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Welcome back Crushes! And get ready for all out mayhem as we reassemble the MLS roundtable to talk about what actually has happened this 2022 season and it's well, ridiculous. We have some serious and not so serious discussion, and collectively agree to hate one team and plot their relegation. Thank you to our friends for coming to hang out: @thesoccerdomme_ @CaptainBearfist @srtaintelectual @kv_tucker @aaw_1998 @IvanOrnelas2 @morgantencza

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Hi Crushes! Come hang out with us as we talk about our favorite soccer headlines, and an unanimously agreed on favorite match. Then stick around as Em joins us to share her soccer love story, talk about the magic that is women's soccer, and play an impossible round of Play, Bench, Trade. We might just be the next Tik Tok trend.

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Welcome back, Crushes! We recap our favorite soccer headlines (including ridiculous player departure messages) and our favorite matches from last week. And, we're joined by Kate! She shares her soccer love story and how she went from a player to coach and operations director. She reminds us how important it is to support our local soccer clubs-- especially women's soccer. 

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Come kick it, Crushes! Join us as we talk about our favorite matches, soccer headlines, recap the misery of Hell is Real and our usual nonsense. Then stay tuned as Kaylor comes to hang out and share his soccer love story, all about Birmingham Legion, our mutual love of FC Cincinnati and find out which Soccer Crush favorite lack thick thighs. Very few things have left us speechless, but that did! 

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WELCOME TO HELL, CRUSHES! It's Hell is Real week (again) and we're hanging out with one of our favorite Crew friends! Darby joins us to share his soccer love story, answer our wild rapid fire questions and remind us why Columbus is our favorite frenemy. And tune in for headlines, favorite matches, and the usual chaos. 

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Hiiiii Crushes! Welcome back to another episode where we recap favorite matches and soccer headlines! And grab your kazoos because we're joined by Alyssa! She shares her soccer love story, we bond over our mutual love of sharks (especially a sweet Mako boy) and she answers our rapid fires on the fly. You don't wanna miss this Fire episode! 

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Hi Crushes! We're back with our favorite matches to recap, soccer headlines, and a special appearance by Beth's ringtone. And Alex joins us to share her soccer love story and blindly takes on our rapid fires. She talks about what it's like covering Inter-Miami FC, the importance of diverse voices in sports, and why you need a list of soccer crushes. 

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Hi Crushes! We're back with rapid fires, favorite matches, and soccer headlines. We discuss what's smarter than Jack Grealish? and recap what it was like to see Chelsea in real life. Then we're joined by Ally! Ally answers our rapid fires and shares a two-city soccer love story and we start planning our trip to St. Louis for soccer and toasted ravioli. 

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It's us again! Back with more of our favorite soccer headlines, rivalry week matches, and our favorite lovable himbo, Jack Grealish. Then Katy comes to hang out with us and share her soccer love story, how she got into coaching, and talk about some of our favorite women's soccer players and why you should be supporting women's soccer in your community. 

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Hell is Real, Crushes. Join us as we recap our favorite headlines, matches and tackle a tough rapid fire. And, stick around as we're joined by Morgan Hughes, he'll take his thanks now for saving the Crew. He shares his soccer love story, tips for saving your local soccer club, who has the worst fan base in MLS, and makes us laugh uncontrollably. Who says you can't be friends with your in-state soccer enemies? 

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Come hang out, Crushes! We recap our favorite soccer headlines and matches. And don't worry if your city didn't get a World Cup 2026 match, ours didn't either. And stick around as we're joined by our favorite FC Cincy journalist, Laurel Pfahler, who shares her soccer love story, tackles our rapid fires, and leaves us wishing Joe Burrow. would make an appearance on the TQL pitch (don't worry, we speculate which position he'd play). 

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Hi Crushes! Come hang out with us as we discuss our favorite PL transfer rumors, those Christian Pulisic comments, and recap our favorite headlines. Then, stick around as we're joined by Bekki who shares her soccer love story, her Racing Louisville involvement,  how incredible women's soccer is, and tackles our rapid fire questions. And, she kindly gives us food suggestions for the next time we're in Louisville. 

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Hiya Crushes! Tune in for more favorite soccer headlines, matches, which players we'd keep and trade. And stick around as we're joined by Abi to share her soccer love story, take on our rapid fires and with her expertise help us speculate with a round of what exactly is in those player's tiny bags. We breakdown who's carrying a puppy, a Metro card, sunshine and Soccer Crush business cards, and who carries their favorite tactic for keeping Christian Pulisic away. Don't miss it. 

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Welcome back, Crushes! Join us for our favorite soccer headlines, matches, and tactics. We talk best vacation foods, what's going on with FC Cincinnati, and which player you're letting petsit. Then we're joined by Morgan who shares her soccer love story, crushes our rapid fires, and the gorgeous golden hour photo of our favorite crush.

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We're back Crushes! Join us as we recap our favorite soccer headlines, matches, and etiquette on how to be a good fan. We bring back an old favorite, make some tough decisions, and find out which one of us destroyed Soccer Crush. It's as chaotic as the U.S. Open Cup.

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Welcome back, Crushes! Join us for our rundown of favorite matches, headlines, and of course another soccer love story. Thomas from Bryant and Me joins us to share his soccer love story, tackle our rapid fires and stir up more soccer crush controversy. 

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We're back! Grab your Green and Gold and join us and Lizzie for the 3rd annual Rate the Rowdies Roster. It's a giant thirst trap as we give a run down of the 2022 Tampa Bay Rowdies. We set some ridiculous goals for ourselves like becoming a super sub and joining the Rowdies wife club, ya know- a girl can dream.

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Hi Crushes! Buckle in because the most controversial soccer crush opinion has been shared and we don't think we'll ever recover. We're back with headlines and hot takes. And, Sam joins us and shares her soccer love story, tips on how to build a soccer community, and tackles our ridiculous rapid fires. Listen if you're ready to laugh, maybe cry, and down for a Mary-Kate and Ashley movie date.  

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Hi Crushes! Come join us for the ridiculousness that only comes from a MLS kit roast. No feelings are spared as we share our thoughts on the 2022 MLS jerseys. Which teams are doing the most and which ones need to take it back to the drawing board? You'll have to tune in for who's on top and who's staying on the TJ Maxx clearance rack. 

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Hi Crushes! Come join us and some of our returning favorites for an absolutely chaotic MLS roundtable. We make outrageous season predictions and collectively agree on very few things; there can only be one yellow team, someone is definitely getting red carded (at least by us), and how the best rivalries happen. 

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Thank you to: @crewgoonerTK @thesoccerdomme_ @kv_tucker @TheSoccerGoose @srtaintelectual @IvanOrnelas2 @juliainthenati Red, Luna, and Noodle

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Welcome to season 3 Crushes! We missed you! But we're back with a slightly new format and the same hot takes. We discuss soccer headlines and recap our favorite matches from the week. Then join us as our quadfecta is complete!  Kacy joins us and shares her soccer love story and a tale of her Lewis Hilton t-shirt. 

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Welcome back, Crushes! If you missed book club, you don't want to miss this conversation with Dominic as we discuss his book, Get Your Head in the Game: A exploration of football's complex relationship with mental health. We dive into questions about the writing process, why we think this conversation is so necessary, and are hopeful where the community is heading. It's all love. 

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Welcome back! We brought you something short and sweet to get you caught up. Grab your free chardonnay and join us for:

-NWSL Championship recap

  • The wildest USL match ever (followed by sadness)

-What is actually happening in MLS? And there IS a worst yellow team. 

-The Rules to OT

Remember, let your pet pick their own club. 

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Hi Crushes! Therapy is in session. Grab your tissues and tactics notebooks.

-League Updates- NWSL, USL, MLS, Premier League and a mention of the USMNT (only because they came to our house)

  • Jay, Jess, and Julia join us for the first ever FC Cincinnati Group Therapy Session

You will laugh and cry. And find out why 5 out of 6 of us still love Jack Stern. 

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Welcome back, Crushes! We're back bringing you the soccer content that really matters. Things you don't want to miss: 

  • Player MySpace songs?

  • What is up with Norwich and where is Todd Cantwell? 

-League updates (surprise! FC Cincinnati is still not good)

-And, the most wonderful Premier League Kit Roast

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Hi Crushes! Join us for another episode full of laughs. We're bringing you:

-A round of "Could they beat FC Cincinnati?"

-League updates, including a very silly "Columbus doesn't have professional sports" commentary

-A beautifully dark soccer love story from Meredith

Make sure you confirm the in case of death plan, bring your José Mourinho love, and join the Soccer Crush book club!

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Hiya Crushes! We're back with the most hilarious listener questions. We know you're wondering which Halloween candy your favorite MLS clubs are, what we'd order with Olivier Giroud, and who has the best mascot. Then, we have your league updates covered, including a real life USWNT experience. And, stick around because we unload all of our thoughts about what's currently happening in NWSL.

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Oh, hey Crushes! We're back with league updates; a hat trick of braces, a top of the table tie, and more disappointment from FC Cincy. And a big announcement! Then stick around when we go Proper Chels with Dan to discuss all things Chelsea. Find out who we assign Chelsea Superlatives to and hang out to find out who makes the cut for the zombie apocalypse team, middle names, and the hardest Play, Bench, Trade question of all time. Even Beth, our resident Liverpool loyal, could appreciate it. 

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Come hang out, Crushes! Join us for the most ridiculous league updates-- we have everything; MLS, USL, NWSL, Premier League, hating on the USMNT. And, since we have Jess with us we played The Best Friend Game. Who knows each other better? Trisha and Abbi or Beth and Jess? You don't want to miss out on these laughs. 

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Happy Hell is Real! We're back! Grab your Harry Kane voodoo doll and join us for league updates, which player your team hate skips, and find out which player we'd travel with. Then, stay tuned as Danielle joins us to share her soccer love story, Crew love, and #MiniTailgate. 

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Hiya Crushes! We're back recapping everything: league updates, Messi's Big Move, Christian Pulisic's bad photos. And, stick around to catch Beth's best frienemy, Tyler, as he joins us to share his soccer love story. It turns out hating the same things really brings people together. 

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Hiya Crushes! We're all back and choosing a side in the FC Cincy podcast war. We're dropping league updates and summer soccer thirst traps. Then stay tuned as Jamie joins us to share her soccer love story, her photographing adventures, and which famous USWNT stars have used her pictures. Be sure to credit the photographers you steal from and keep your photo folders organized, Crushes. 

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We're back! After a small hiatus, we're back doing the most chaotic recap of Copa America, MLS, USL, and Euros. With Beth on vacation, Jay joins us as we go rogue, talk about what's on our minds, and create the greatest 30 seconds of podcasting ever made. 

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Hiiiii Crushes! Get your summer playlists ready and join us as we give you the league updates, tell you our favorite Euro teams, and which Rowdies we're crushing on (hint- it's all of them). Then, get your boozy milkshake ready because Dan joins us to tell his soccer love story, Rowdies secrets, and help stage Trisha's intervention. We bond over our love of Dashboard Confessional and our mutual hatred of one certain PL striker. 

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HELLO! It's us again. First, find out which soccer player we'd have dinner with. Next, we have updates from USMNT, NWSL, MLS, USL and one particular incredible Champions League Final. Then stay tuned as Trisha shows no mercy and lays down the hardest rounds of Play, Bench, Trade (or Kill) and There Can Only Be One. Join in for the hot takes, stay for the tactics. 

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We're back recapping what's gone on in your favorite leagues during this Red Card Weekend:

NWSL: Magic. PL: Chaos, and a top four for Champions League. MLS: FC Cincy refilled Loca's energy and he scored a goal AND they won a match. USL: Rowdies remain on top. Then, stick around while we talk about other lingering issues in the soccer world; USL's reaction to more racism, MLS's diversity and inclusion, and anti-trans sports bills. Tell us your favorite food memories, and guess who couldn't say nice things about Tottenham, and hang out for the most fun.

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We're back Crushes! Come hang out with us as we test a possible new segment, drop league updates, and discuss the important things-- Alisson's wild goal, Neil Collin's cry baby face, FC Cincy's home opening new stadium loss, and Beth's new soccer fan roommate. Then stay tuned for Ben's soccer love story and find out how USL got him involved in the soccer community and how he tackles our rapid fires. You don't want to miss it.

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Hey Crushes! Get ready for a ton of league updates. We make sure you know all of the important things going on in Premier League, MLS, and USL. Speaking of USL, we rate our favorite roster-- Tampa Bay Rowdies. For the second season in a row, we drop opinions and fun facts about the only soccer club in Florida that matters.

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The soccer world has been busy making headlines, and we're going to give you all of our opinions. We talk league updates on the things that matter: EPL, good; European Super League, stupid; MLS, back; FC Cincinnati, didn't lose. We're sad José's sacking got overshadowed by the entire lifecycle of the European Pooper League. But, Ted Lasso is back July 23rd and FCC didn't embarrass us so it's a good week for soccer crushin' it. 

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Grab a random soccer jersey and join us for the crossover episode you didn't know you needed. Jonah from Knifey Lion Radio joins us as we familiarize ourselves with the new FC Cincinnati roster the only way we know how-- half truths, maybe truths, and a lot of speculation. Then he shares his soccer love story and important advice on how to break up with a ticket rep and why Cincinnati doesn't need Taylor Twellman's approval.

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Welcome to the first Soccer Crush Derby! Join us as we recount the match that almost tore the team apart and how the trash talk transpired. Then stay around for our favorite pastime-- KIT ROASTING. We share our highs and lows of every MLS kit released so far. Nobody is safe from the hard truth of being just another boring white shirt. Finally, we discuss the vile transphobic laws keeping trans people out of sports and how detrimental that is. Let them play!

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Hiyya Crushes! Join us for a Valentine's Day love-filled episode. We recap EPL and the curse Trisha put upon Liverpool, the upcoming She Believes Cup, and whatever is going on in MLS. Then stay tuned in as Franca joins us to share her fútbol love story, makes us jealous with her travels, and tackles our rapid fires. There's a lot of love in this episode (and a little more CP GQ hate). 

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Guess what?! We're back!

It was a good break, but seriously, we have so much soccer content to bring you we just couldn't stay away. First, join us and Jay as we test out our new rapid fire questions. Tune in just to find out who is on our zombie apocalypse survival squad and which teams we're relegating. Then, stay around while we tackle the things that are horrible: ongoing racism, Christian Pulisic's GQ photos, and the MLS/MLSPA contract negotiations. 

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Let's wrap up this weird year together, Crushes. Join us to recap some of our favorite 2020 Soccer Crush moments. Then we discuss our Boxing Day and Premier League thoughts,  share our 2021 resolutions, and ask you to drop into our DMs. Finally, to end on a high note, join us for a round of Play, Bench, Trade-- it gets wild and hilarious. Thanks for hanging out with us this year! We'll be back with more crushes in 2021.

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Hi Crushes! We've missed you! We have all of the MLS Cup tea, Premier League updates, and you know, calling out the racists again. But after that, settle in for Katherine's soccer love story. You don't want to miss it- there's revenge, funeral potatoes, and inclusivity. It's basically a Soccer Crush slumber party where we talk MLS trash (guess who gets relegated?) and bring our Twitter love to real life. 

** Jordan Morris was not crushed on at anytime during the making of this episode. Or afterwards. Or before. Or ever.

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Hi Crushes! Join us this week to tackle the important things; what we are thankful for, Christian Pulisic's beard, MLS playoffs. Seriously, has anyone ever seen more ridiculous penalty kicks? Then, we're joined by Ivan from Tectonic Takes to share his soccer love story and school us on moments in soccer history. Is he our favorite guest ever because of his soccer crush? You'll have to listen to find out. 

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Hi Crushes! League updates are light because soccer was light. But have no worries! We talk weird food combinations, racist media bias and why we forever love Marcus Rashford. And, if that isn't enough- Carson joins us to talk all things Beautiful Game Network, soccer crushes and podcasts, and the sad, disappointing reality of being an Ohio sports fan. This episode goes best with your favorite Cincinnati chili.

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Hi Crushes! We're back and really diving into important things-- Thanksgiving food, bad purple teams, and blank tactics notebooks. We round out some league updates. We crown Tampa Bay Rowdies as USL 2020 Champions and lament the 2-time wooden spoon winners FC Cincinnati. And joining us from a hurricane, our fairy pod-father Matt talks Rowdies, soccer love stories, Neill Collins, and unused substitutes. 

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Crushes, something great happened for us here at Soccer Crush-- LCFC lost and the ROWDIES ARE IN THE FINAL!! We'll recap the match that had everything- yellow cards, goals, tears and winning! We also recap EPL, MLS, and per usual lament about FC Cincinnati. To help us with our FCC sadness, Trisha leads us in a game to remember the happier times. And then, we round it out with a mini bio on our COTW Marcus Rashford who is fighting to end childhood hunger in England.

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Hiiii Crushes! It's soccer everyday here! And don't worry, we will messily recap you on everything you need to know about MLS, USL playoffs, NWSL, EPL. Actually, all you need to know is FC Cincinnati finally beat the Columbus Crew one time this year and Hell is REAL. We dive deep into some trash talk and play a fun game where fans trash talk their own clubs. Support local businesses, wear a mask and vote.

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Hiiii Crushes! Your favorite trio is back at it doing what we do best-- talking tactics and incorrectly guessing outcomes of matches! We also discuss the important things: Halloween candy, USL playoffs, Cincy's curse and what it's like being women talking about sports. Then, in true Soccer Crush fashion, we bring it back around and play a round of "Play, Bench, Trade" which you don't want to miss.

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Welcome back, Crushes! First date rapid fires are back and we learn that biggest fears, who would murder, and expose our secret business venture (hint: it's churros). We shun the 'soccer is a low scoring game' believers and recap MLS, EPL, and USL. Followed by the discussion about San Diego Loyal telling Rising Phoenix to take their homophobia and shove it. Then, just for Rick Schantz, a bio on thee Landon Donovan in case anyone was wondering how long he's been in soccer.

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Soccer Crush is a whole year old! Yay! Come celebrate with us and look back at our favorite trash talk, bios, and what we've learned in a year. FC Cincy makes us sad again, we're back to speculating about PL boyfriends, and Amanda joins us and shares her soccer love story! As if that's not enough, tune in just to hear Beth's guide to making Twitter enemies. 

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Helllo Crushes! Come celebrate Trisha's birthday with us! She gets the most incredible and ridiculous gift from Beth. We have no rules here when we play a new fun discussion game called 'Like it, love it, loathe it' and breakdown some of the best (Alex Morgan's Tottenham pictures) and worst (Kenney Walker to Louisville) news in the soccer world. Come for league updates, leave with an opinion on which soccer player should host SNL. 

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It's us- Soccer Cheap Crush and we're at it again. FC Cincinnati is at it again, too, breaking our hearts. Premier League is back. There's still no room for racism in soccer (or anywhere else), we make ridiculous speculations about the type of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner some of our favorite soccer crushes would be and Julia joins us to share her soccer love story! 

Sidenote: Dejan Lovren, Abbi. DUH.

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Welcome back, Crushes! Your team keep breaking your heart? Don't worry, we know. Join us for some first date rapid fires, our thoughts on our FC Cincy goalless streak and sad loss, other league updates and rumors, and Frankie's suspended a match. 

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Grab some snacks, Crushes. We're back with league updates including our thoughts on the MLS players striking against police brutality. We find out that Beth is a prankster, speculate what Jaap Stam is capable of, and keeping the pressure on club owners to not be total trash (We're looking at you Dell Loy Hansen) . Kelsey joins us to share her soccer love story-- she's an FCC OG who has the two cutest puppers. #Churros2Cincy

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Hi Crushes! Zardes sends it straight to Cleveland! We're back settling the score on carrot cake, recapping MLS, and jumping to ridiculous conclusions about why FC Cincinnati's Allan Cruz was benched. We make the ultimate broadcasting decision that Alexi Lalas out, Mike Lahoud in. We also celebrate the end of Leo season with a round of Which Leo? Test your Leo Fernandes and Leo Bertone knowledge with us! 

*This episode was recorded Monday, August 24th before the MLS/sports strikes. 

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It's Beth's birthday, Crushes! Matt joins us while we talk about FC Cincy roster moves and who we'd bring in, Chrissy and John, and Beth's birthday shenanigans. Matt shares his lifelong soccer love story and he and Beth face off to prove who is the most knowledgeable Liverpool fan, but who's to say? 

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It's Abbi's birthday! Put on your dirty lazy clothes and join us while we make plans to turn Al Lang Stadium into an Airbnb-- bring your own Ouija board and get your soccer crushes ready for MASH! Find out why MLS gives us anxiety, why we are team #TrusttheJaap, and what shenanigans have transpired. Trisha steps into Beth's world and gives a bio you definitely don't want to miss. 

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Hi Crushes! Who floppy fouled? You'll have to tune in to find out. We recap PL, MLS, USL and make some MLS Covid Cup predictions. And what took months in the making, Rupe joins us to share his soccer love story. Beth gives the Liverpool Bio everyone's been waiting for-- Steven Gerrard. 

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HIII Crushes! We're back and discussing what's going on around the leagues- the MLS is Back cup and how a FC Cincy win lives in Atlanta's heads rent free, how we want all of the ladies to win the NWSL and yay! a new team? And we dive into our crushiest USL club and do a Rate the Rowdies roster-- you'll want to find out who is ok, ok, ok, ok, ok and who's oh, he cute and everything in between.  Don't miss our midwestern niceties roast and our tactic talk.

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Hi Crushes! DID WE JUST BECOME ROWDIES FANS? YUP.

We share our love of the Tampa Bay fan base that carried their crush to victory in our last COTW. We give snaps for the ladies of the NWSL for playing the best soccer- Go Ladies! And what's that?? FCC WON A MATCH?! Join us for some fun and laughs and a new bio. 

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Hi Crushes! Tune in to hear us lament about our horrible FCC loss, the MLS is Back tournament in general- complete with a road trip plan to collect Tommy McCabe from Orlando, and about the worst soccer tattoo in the history of ever. Meet our new friend Drunken Crewzer who is deeply confused about sarcasm. And a special Brian McBride bio who maybe has the most soccer injuries and is still so handsome.

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Hi Crushes! Get ready to laugh. Jess hangs out and shares her love story and we get the best sister banter. We express our fears over the Orlando airport, the state of FC Cincy twitter, and we play the most ridiculous game of "Who is that? Does he play for us?" Freshen up on your roster knowledge, roll your eyes at Alexi Lalas, and join us! 

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Hi Crushes! We've missed you so much in our soccer hiatus. Catch back up with Abbi, Beth and Trisha and find out what we've been up to and who's soccer quarantine content we've loved most. We discuss the current soccer climate and how important the #BLM movement is, Playing for Pride, crazy MLS is back predictions, and if we even remember who is on the FC Cincy team- yikes. 

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Hiiii Crushes! WE MISS YOU. Join us as we record from our bathroom and kitchen to bring you quarantine updates, crazy MLS predictions on all the matches we've missed, and the bio we've all been waiting for... okay, Abbi's been waiting for.

The most important takeaways: Stay safe and wash your hands and Sporty Spice is a Liverpool fan. 

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Hey Crushes! Join us this week as Jay shares his love story and we recap last weekend in all things soccer, meeting Yoann Damet, and Trisha gets a triple dose of Big Leo Energy. 

Also "Hey Mark. WE LOVE YOUR DAD." 

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Hi crushes! We're baaaack. Sharing some insightful info regarding Save Women's Sports, our wild 2020 season predictions about things that really matter, and sending all of our love to Josef Martínez and your favorite podcast's favorite podcast Knifey Lion Radio. 

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Hi Crushes! Join us as we kick off Women's History Month, get our very first soccer love story (hiii Clay!) and start the revolution of Churros for All. 

Warning: We're not going to the f-ing White House. 

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Hey Crushes! We're back and digging into some Trisha Trash Talk around the 2020 MLS jerseys and get our very first Biography from Beth about THE GOAT-- it's Messi, duh. Tune in and find out what his favorite movie is, and which jersey reminds Trisha of dirty cat litter. 

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Hi Crushes! On our very first episode get to know Abbi, Beth, and Trisha and find out what to expect in future episodes. 

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Coming soon ! A lovely podcast about the beautiful people of the beautiful game