The Slow Descent as Presented by Bootu Inc.: Recent Episodes
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Comedy stalwarts Van Lee and Brian Vaughan are just the voices needed in today's society of do-gooders and positive thinkers. The duo gets together to judge things made by people much better than them and to make jokes along the way. Seriously though, they are pretty funny. Give one of these a listen and you'll immediately be hooked by the first Admiral Ackbar impersonation you hear.
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Just like the 90s dinosaur movie, They’re Back! I’m of course referring to the two non-tyrannosaurus hosts of this podcast, Van Lee and Brian Vaughan! Today the two idiots bring you their take on Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, which is (as expected) less glowing than every other review out there. Of course Brian also takes phone calls from a few special guests, and they talk about masterbation a lot! So nothing really changed.
Whoa! We have a crazy episode on our hands for you folks out there today. Today we discuss a myriad of topics including the 1985 hit sci-fi film The Galaxy Invader, in which a family of hobos valiantly fight off a peaceful green man while wearing hobo sacks. We also discuss The Resurrection of Jake the Snake, a documentary on Netflix also pertaining to a green man, former professional wrassler Jake the Snake Roberts and his redemption and victory over drugs and alchohol. We also introduce the very first drop-based segment in the podcast's history; America the Amazing, where we discuss ghosts and witches. Also, Spencer Hendricks is here!
SPOILERS WARNING: Everyone dies. That's pretty much what the warning should say when you talk about Game of Thrones, which hosts Brian and Van do at great length today. They go full nerd on this one and discuss all that has happened so far in season 6, as well as various fan theories regarding Hot Pie. Seriously though, if you haven't watched season 6 and you don't want it to be ruined, then you're an idiot because that's what everyone wants to do: ruin it for everyone else. Listen and enjoy!
It has been too long my friends. Far too long you have waited for a new episode of TSDaPbBI Podcast. We apologize whole-heartedly for the delay, and to make it up to you we are giving you discussion of one of the top 3 cinematic masterpieces in history. It stars a man on a mission. Well, eventually he's on a mission. The first 4/5ths of the movie is mostly just a romantic comedy. But he's not just any man, he's a mustachioed, gooey, heartthrob who knows doctor rape jokes and can speak Hamlet.
This is of course our review of the glorious train wreck of a film called Road to Revenge. Or Geteven. It can't decide! You're welcome yet again, America.
Finally, The Rock has come back... to Dallas! Well, actually Arlington, but let's not be too picky. This year's Wrestlemania promised to be a show for the ages, with a triple main event including two old men heaving around, a talented top face getting squashed, and so many Superman Punches. It wasn't all awful though, as Van and Brian invite fellow wrasslin' aficionado Justin Hughes into the event's discussion. Also, Lana is hot.
Since the beginning of civilization man has pitted one against another in a bout of pure strength. The ancient Greeks would send forth champions to battle nude in the Colosseum. The Nineties presented forth robots which battled, aptly named Battlebots. But since the mid-eighties there has been only one true test of strength... Wrestlemania. Hogan-Andre, Macho Man-Dragon, Y2J-Fandango. Wrestlemania has hosted the best of the best. So in this episode, listen to hosts Brian and Van complain loudly about what will happen in this year's event! They talk Triple H and Roman Reigns, Ambrose and Jimmie Johns, and Stardust and ladders!
Barzimplez! It's time for you to get your inner nerd on in this weeks episode as hosts Brian "Math Nerd" Vaughan and Van "Science Nerd" Lee get their Big Bang Theory on! The duo takes everyone's favorite stereotype crapstorm and discuss why it is a gross piece of garbage. Also they discuss Yoshi's Wooly World for the Wii U and your run-of-the-mill hobo fighter befriends an ape buddy comedy, Every Which Way But Loose!
(Guess who posted the podcast on the wrong account? Brian Vaughan did. So here it is, on the right account)
What a wonderfully special episode we have for you today folks! This time, Van talks about boners again! More importantly, hosts Van and Brian are joined once again by special guest host Curtis Killingsworth to discuss the 88th Academy Awards show! Exclamation points! The three gents go over winners, losers, controversy, and of course, bears. Ear parties abound!
Well hey there butt-heads! You sure are a bunch of sticky-butts! This week hosts Van and Brian (a real bunch of butt-butts) give you their review of the very successful new film Deadpool! And guess what, these two butt-hats didn't like it that much! The two lay out a case for why it isn't really as edgy as the excellent butt-based marketing campaign would lead you to believe. So get your butt out of your butt and listen to it you butt-bone!
Bowling, golf, monopoly. While these three have always been held up as sports of champions, they have generally been sorely underrepresented in video games. Hosts Van Lee and Brian Vaughan are here to try to change that. This week they review Bruinswick Pro Bowling, Monopoly Family Fun Pack, and Rory McIlroy's PGA Tour for the PS4, X-Box One, and Wii U!
BONES. That's all that needs to be said. However, I will choose to explain for those who aren't as Bones-minded as they should be. Van Bones and Bones Vaughan take on an episode of the popular crime drama Bones. Make no Bones about it, this episode is Bones. BONES BONES BONES BONES BONES. Also Brian's sister shows up.
The inaugural episode of The Slow Descent as Presented by Bootu Inc. is finally here! Fans of angrily arguing why a thing people like is bad now have their one-stop shop for all things pop culture. In this very special episode, hosts Brian Vaughan and Van Lee discuss the widely lauded Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. And awaken a sleeping monster it did. You'll hear things relating to Dookus, several awful Alec Guinness impressions, slurs hurled at Adam Driver, and much, much more! Subscribe and check us out at theslowdescent.com and bootu.com. We think you'll like it!