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QUICK HITS caleb is off to italy SO SOON. caleb be BAKIN. he also be BAKED. rafe is against nintendo, btw. stop hurting gamers!!! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: telternhaus cookout low: food caleb’s high-low high: in-person d&d low: new pills HOT HOT TOPICS – how is the “gif” pronounced? do you have a favorite
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QUICK HITS hey fuck sinclair broadcast group and nexstar media group. stay off the first amendment. caleb had d&d and fun friend time! rafe loves bears! rafe hates denuvo. thanks a fucking lot, sony. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: fat bear week low: final fantasy tactics caleb’s high-low high: friend time low: body HOT HOT
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QUICK HITS caleb ate way too much ice cream, no judgies, because the scientist was out on a little trip. rafe watched pet sematary (the newer one), did lots of cooking, and caleb got new crocs! there was a lot of food. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: leggings low: work caleb’s high-low high: labor day
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QUICK HITS rafe is addicted to instagram. caleb removed an impactful app on his phone. rafe went to alaska! she saw weapons, and honey don’t! caleb went to rennfaire! he had four d&d sessions WHAT. but OMG NINE INCH NAILS. ice cream!!!! rafe saw happy gilmore 2, too, and also pantheon. she liked them. caleb’s
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QUICK HITS rafe wants to know what the fuck is with trump trying to take over DC and also is he gonna give alaska to russia like things are fucked. play duck detectives. they’re great! caleb had a great time at his fancy italian restaurant and got some clothes. caleb is getting into twitch more
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QUICK HITS smallville is on hulu!! rafe loves hanging out with kyler! full throttle is NOT A POINT-AND-CLICK FIGHT ME. caleb and the scientist got to play a daggerheart game in person with buddies. also had d&d on sundayyyy! caleb saw the new fantastic four movie. cable loved the voice of the villain. rafe learned
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QUICK HITS rafe is already through SurrealEstate and moved onto a very silly k-drama. she did a streamathon! class is over! FOR NOW. rafe got a new dinooooo! rafe saw jurassic world rebirth and caleb saw superman. caleb also talks italy plans, and knives, and world of warcraft bounty stuff is almost over!! rafe talks
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QUICK HITS SurrealEstate! bocce ball! fourth of july! antiquing and old book shopping omg. rafe is excited about her upcoming stream celebration. world of warcraft legacy bounty buff so now is the TIME to get back in! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: RIBS low: SCHOOL caleb’s high-low high: in person d&d low: scientist job HOT
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QUICK HITS happy independence day, I guess, even though we’re not in love with what’s happening the land of the free lately. caleb watched the dune movies! rafe watched all the alien movies and also the 28 (blank) later movies. when did we get zoomie zombies? and rafe loves dinosaurs! listen to tom cardy sing
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QUICK HITS caleb is 100% done with the entire world hard stop. rafe is trying to help the entire world. pigs are being fed a drug, ractopamine hydrochloride, that causes them harm but that’s totally cool, right? right? it’s probably not being absorbed into our bodies. also climate disasters are bad for fetuses. I mean.
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QUICK HITS rafe rants a lot about class and her professor’s expectations. caleb talks about five year olds punching and hitting things. and there was cat bullshit. AND THE ESPRESSO MACHINE. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: games with kyler low: school caleb’s high-low high: new jersey low: cat-astrophe HOT HOT TOPICS – tofu – when
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QUICK HITS rafe saw sinners! and fight or flight with josh hartnett! and alien romulus! caleb saw thunderbolts! it was pretty good. also he played bocce ball. heh heh heh balls. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: kyler low: school caleb’s high-low high: scientist job low: scientist job HOT HOT TOPICS – is it possible that
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QUICK HITS caleb watched the conversation and sinners! and has been on a TEAR buying rpg books. he’s kind of obsessed with tabletop games right now. like slug blaster – CHECK IT https://youtu.be/kHIcXnfdv94 and delta green – call of cthulhu in the 90’s? and there’s always kids on bikes, or heart. find your favorite! @
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QUICK HITS why context is IMPORTANT. DATA CAN BE SKEWED. FUCK STARLINGS. also hey try taking care of your body, you dumb fucks. caleb watched movies! like the unbearable weight of massive talent. and monty python and thev holy grail is 50! and caleb is WORKIN IT. and has a flashback to heat vision and
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QUICK HITS caleb and rafe are both very talkative about jobs and work, dnd fun times, the azalea gardens, and making progress on shows like doctor who and what we do in the shadows. caleb also watched heretic and presence. rafe is excited about the got milk rebrand?! and also the AAARG challenge is going
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QUICK HITS rafe has multiple highs and lows?! bears, bubba sparxx, joanne fabrics, microsoft imaging, body aches. AAARG (already-amassed april rations game) is going pretty good, but what’s considered a PURCHASE? lots going on. caleb talks more about interviews, doctor mike with the pitt, chocolate shortcake, and… BONUS topic?!? rafe also has strong feelings about
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QUICK HITS caleb does some socializing with a happy hour. cookware talk, baking stuff, and minesweeper updates!! rafe blabs about what healthy masculinity is and caleb rips off his moustache. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: onion cheese chips low: work caleb’s high-low high: the good place low: interview HOT HOT TOPICS – dogs are either
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QUICK HITS it’s the start of AAARG! rafe and caleb are doing a pantry cleanout challenge for april 2025, where they only cook and eat food they already own. join the discord to follow along or to compete! please consider getting tested for tuberculosis because it’s on the rise in the USA, and you can
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QUICK HITS rafe’s new obsession: homemade overnight healthy oats. and thrive market. you can get 40% off your first order here! http://thrv.me/kfMuZF her rough recipe: 20g rolled oats 5g chia seeds 5g ground flax seed 15 grams whey protein powder (flavored if desired) 5 grams pumpkin seeds 5 grams hemp hearts 20ml half & half
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QUICK HITS rafe is back and has immediate sinus issues. is rafe’s place is trying to kill her? caleb watched sorry to bother you, they cloned tyrone, and played final fantasy tactics on ALL the consoles. and big news about therapy! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: travels low: coming back caleb’s high-low high: low: federal
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QUICK HITS d&d, some BRIEF government stuff, and very exciting advances in food preservation technology! rafe and caleb both go down playstation memory lane, too. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: vine callback low: food caleb’s high-low high: butter bell low: federal firings HOT HOT TOPICS – I guess it DID happen. (rahaca-doom-palace) – even though
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QUICK HITS massages, drinks, and dinner! greek place called melina. caleb finished castlevania, and the scientist picked attack on titan for the next! rafe has some big thoughts on going to the doctor and both of them have big thoughts on the government. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: valentine’s low: allergies? caleb’s high-low high: valentine’s
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QUICK HITS already skipping movies for rachel mcadams. tsk. rafe has been reading about cults. caleb did the superb owl thing with yummy food. big talk on espresso! and will these two ever feel well again? HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: kyler low: flu caleb’s high-low high: superbowl party low: lingering cold HOT HOT TOPICS
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QUICK HITS caleb and rafe both worked on their computers this weekend! caleb also did more work organizing his D&D stuff, and rafe rambles a bit about morning appetite and new anime in 2025 (no spoilers, just listing some interesting stuff). she’s super hopeful for a new one by the same guy who did the
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QUICK HITS SIX BUNCHES OF BANANAS. THERE ARE CUTS. an end of a movie era, they are DONE with william h. macy movies! and they choose the next actor! what an exciting way to start 2025. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: turkey gravy low: wrong doctor’s office caleb’s high-low high: dropout LIVE low: bread knife
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QUICK HITS caleb had a friendsgiving and got new awesome software for d&d called obsidian. he’s loving on some youtube channels like mystic arts DM from iceland! nicole van der hoeven can help using obsidian with d&d. josh plunkett is another obsidian wizard with the additional patreon VAULT. there are a couple rafe rants in
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QUICK HITS it’s GARY’S BIRTHDAY. caleb had a virgil’s root beer float (unrelated). he’s also dealing with a pretty down week. mental health is important, everyone. rafe loves snow and working from home! today is the LAST DAY to suggest an actor for the podcast. head over to the discord server NOW. HIGH LOWS rafe’s
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QUICK HITS HAPPY NEW YEAR 2025!! it’s review time! do we have 2025 goals? ours is to GET A NEW ACTOR for the podcast! caleb talks about yarn and nosferatu (no big spoilers). rafe talks about tearing down cardboard boxes. hot frosty was super cute! we recommend watching it who cares it’s a christmas movie
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QUICK HITS gorgeous places to get murdered! https://getpocket.com/explore/item/these-are-the-most-secluded-hikes-in-the-u-s caleb went to my neighbor totoro, and got homemade marshmallows by POSHMALLOW. and sour patch kids! caleb also got board games! he’s been watching “sit down and shut up.” HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: affiliate anniversary & STICKERS low: worst headache booooo caleb’s high-low high: movie theater
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QUICK HITS thanksgiving catchup! caleb had beanless coffee in new york! caleb saw a lot of art with the scientist and then ran into BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPERS. speaking of shoppers, caleb got more PC parts. hooray! if you wanna research charities, look into give.org HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: charlie the unicorn series low: neck
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QUICK HITS HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND BLACK FRIDAYYYYY. ever thought of having raccoon instead of turkey? rafe talks about her romance novels like glint (raven kennedy) and the monsters night trilogy. caleb spills about the secrets of world of warcraft green motorcycle mount!?! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: reading low: tough conversations caleb’s high-low high: computer
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QUICK HITS MANIFEST is the word of the year. the incredibles and singing in the rain! double d&d for caleb was lovely. and what’s up with the shelf pins in cupboards? caleb will never get what he needs. also young dog problems. can’t just have a calm home life. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: stream
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QUICK HITS trump is hellbent on creating a hellscape. that’s cool. the kitchn tested different fats to cook grilled cheese so you don’t have to – and rafe read the article so you don’t have to. https://www.thekitchn.com/grilled-cheese-skills-showdown-23310755 and rafe may have been a sobbing mess after reading about endangered snails in hawaii. look, YOU read
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QUICK HITS lol what the fuck is wrong with people, actually voting for trump? honestly not even about being a republican but the fact he lies almost every speech he gives and he has admitted to having no respect for women and he stole money from a charity?! like what? this is a person you
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QUICK HITS HAPPY SPOOKTACULAR 2024!!!! thank you for spending you halloween with us and celebrating our FIVE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!! rafe is very drunk. caleb had a lot of stuff going on like dishwasher stuff, cooking SO MUCH, and his posessed PC. he heard about a point-and-click called PRIM and it seems pretty cool. check it
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QUICK HITS NEXT WEEK IS SPOOKTACULAR!!! rafe ate a fancy new dessert at jack in the box!! caleb had a super good weekend, except the constant drama with the goddamn dishwasher and maybe those allergies. and hey, are you ready for a starburst conspiracy? and caleb watched a HORNY movie with the scientist. also he
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QUICK HITS caleb regales with dog shit stories, his renn faire finds, what’s going on with shots, and how come we keep changing the day of podcast movie night. there’s a hunt for a leather chair, there’s a water pick mishap – listen, just listen. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: lashes baby!!! low: food decisions
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QUICK HITS FAT BEAR WEEK IS OVER. GGs GRAZER. https://explore.org/fat-bear-week rafe tried duke nukem and blood and wow, she loves being bad at games with fun people. melania trump is pro-choice!! there’s magic the gathering commander drama, with four cards being banned and WotC taking over?! caleb got the big shots, and also SUNDAY SUNDAY
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QUICK HITS FAT BEAR WEEK TIME TO VOTE. https://explore.org/fat-bear-week couple taking uber were in a horrible wreck and can’t sue the company for damages: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy9j8ldp0lo https://www.npr.org/2024/10/02/nx-s1-5136615/uber-car-crash-lawsuit-uber-eats-arbitration-terms caleb confirms allergy stuff is getting stronger EVERY DAY. will it take over his entire diet?! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: temperature low: bear died calab’s high-low high: wonderful
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QUICK HITS FAT BEAR WEEK APPROACHES. are you prepared?!?! https://explore.org/fat-bear-week seriously though, fuck uber eats. even following all their rules, they don’t want to refund or try to get your food to you. rafe read some good news! maybe we can do more do trap carbon. maybe. read more about equatic’s carbon removal here. caleb
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QUICK HITS rafe might get a CHEESE MAKER SOON. caleb had some ups and downs, mostly downs, but he did see beetlejuice 2 and gives a SPOILER-FREE rundown. will throwing everything out in the open help rafe stay organized? probably not. read more about the out-in-the-open technique here. how much would you love to find
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QUICK HITS everyone’s getting sick! trump did some not nice things related to 9/11! rafe read part of an article about people who have been cheated on being marked for LIFE. she also read an article about people on the autism spectrum being more likely to die by suicide. reach out; get help! caleb had
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QUICK HITS caleb discovered several ways that you can GET ANTS. also he has a tidying-up marathon with door fix, garage org, and composing busy work!! and some sad news about speedgaming live. hey though, are people trying to enter rafe’s place?! and rafe made her own LMNT because she’s crazy. try it out! you
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QUICK HITS there’s gonna be a oasis tour?! guess what, it’s too hot. and what’s with playdough sizes these days? caleb finished the 3 body problem and started on the OG dracula. caleb loves this mexican cuisine chef that started on PBS! he’s going to make sushi and STEAK for the next final fantasy randomizer’s
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QUICK HITS uh oh, caleb has a garbage house. but also he and the scientist got to go to the “art of a hit” movie premiere! check out the “art of a hit” trailer on youtube here: https://youtu.be/72XnW1QoD_Q. you can also watch a short interview with some of the cast from “art of a hit”
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QUICK HITS rafe spends a LOT of time complaining about going into the office lol. caleb complained a LOT about adobe pdf online. it’s a copmlaining kind of day. hey be careful where you travel!!! where not to travel: https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/current-travel-advisories-warnings-us-state-department HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: bloons mermaid low: office calab’s high-low high: double d&d low:
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QUICK HITS caleb may have destroyed a wall. but there were so many good things this weekend! like otakon visitors, the 3 body problem by cixin liu, and a new music project. also rafe saw one of those ugly tesla trucks! it was so dumb! caleb says discogs.com is a great place for album info.
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QUICK HITS rafe is on a feel-good kick (mostly. mostly). read about the 30 best comedy movies, responsible furniture, how to get organized, stop google from putting your location data on other people’s phones, who has the best coffee ice cream, and see the amazing vacuum robo dog! calebs saw deadpool & wolverine!! no spoilers;
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QUICK HITS rafe is absolutely unhinged with her amazon reviews. also if you like a little spooky read, she enjoyed the DEMON AT THE WINDOW, which is about provincetown’s “devil of the dunes” https://www.trulyhorror.com/the-demon-at-the-window-provincetown-devil-of-the-dunes caleb saw longlegs! no big spoilers; caleb liked it mostly. he’s also reading the lord of the ring, which is awesome.
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QUICK HITS caleb had a lovely tea time but more importantly, he needs you to try the FIG NEWMANS. also don’t forget to enjoy CALEB RACING – final fantasy randomizer food race! july 21st 3pm eastern! twitch.tv/finalfantasyrandomizer and PLEASE VOTE. vote local, fight the politicians who are trying to take away human rights, and vote
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QUICK HITS just a reminder that the supreme court sucks, and republicans are trying to scare americans into thinking that undocumented aliens are voting (spoilers, they’re not). caleb had a great time with his nephew, mom, and the scientist in frederick and DC. there was a candy mishap, but that also created something magical. caleb
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QUICK HITS why would we focus on the asange drama when rafe has been going on an eggs benedict tour?!?! and also they would rather complain about capitalism. happy times. enjoy! also don’t forget to enjoy CALEB RACING – final fantasy randomizer food race! july 21st. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: time off/ eggs benedict
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QUICK HITS check out the blending lab if you’re ever in los angeles! and check out the chocolate tours in san francisco. sunday 3pm eastern final fantasy randomizer WATCH CALEB! WOMEN’S STRIKE 2024 IS APPROACHING!! https://action.womensmarch.com/events/women-s-strike-2024 “No spending, No work, No school On the 2nd anniversary of the overturning of Roe v. Wade, girls, women,
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QUICK HITS what the fuck is arizona doing? you all better be ready to vote NO on SCR 1044. elected officials NEED ending terms!! https://www.azleg.gov/legtext/56leg/2R/summary/S.SCR1044ELEC_ASPASSEDCOW.pdf caleb is back and gets to tell us all about vacationing in california, the distant tornadoes, horrible downward spiral of panera bread, and the return trip with appliance woes WOMEN’S
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QUICK HITS all about consty!!! our buddy, linford, has cheerfully agreed to be the guest today. and we had so much fun. he gives some juicy details about the le mans 24hr endurance race next week, and explains the appeal of a couple games – destiny 2, ghost of tshushima, and elden ring. and we
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QUICK HITS AI isn’t ready in broad help situations and people need to stop trying to make it fit every situation. google’s AI cannot be trusted and is being FORCED on users! use this URL, to get clean google web results: https://udm14.com/ rafe talks about anti-cicada bug suit shopping and duck detective is super cute!
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QUICK HITS rafe read the news again. news about the collapse of humanity, and also how horrible people are working on small changes to contraception laws so that eventually, they may not be allowed a ALL. https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/the-collapse-is-coming-will-humanity-adapt https://time.com/6977434/birth-control-contraception-access-griswold-threat caleb has exciting news about a ffr cooking show! it’ll be this sunday, 3pm eastern, on @finalfantasyrandomizer.
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QUICK HITS caleb has a lot going on this week, like a run-in with jury duty AND the dentist (AGAIN). he also regales about a world of warcraft mount and a mother’s day breakfast mishap. rafe hates spring especially hard because of cicadas and also is she the only one who knows what a vein
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QUICK HITS well, now rafe wants to build a moss garden in her bathroom. also sheepy is the CUTEST GAME please play it and support the sheepy creator! caleb regales about rats and fancy golden cheese in world of warcraft, and also has a couple oof moments this week. SCURRYFUNGE is the word of the
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QUICK HITS rafe has some STRONG words about costco’s kirkland cream cheese. and also STRONG words against the bigger cars in american and the stupid loopholes and maybe she hates american policies. vox: why are cars in the US so big? watch this drew gooden video! it’s almost like drew has been listening to rafe
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QUICK HITS caleb has a meow meow story, and a sad story, and a story about BBQ. rafe cautions about e. coli in ground beef: https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/recalls/nationwide-alert-issued-ground-beef-e-coli/ also how sad is that prison graveyard in mississippi? https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/families-in-disbelief-after-hundreds-of-bodies-found-buried-behind-mississippi-jail ARMSCYE is the word of the week. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: sosig drawing low: working in the office
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QUICK HITS caleb and his apple stories, amirite? now it’s the airpods! and what’s this about the civil war movie? rafe ate bad bread! taxes suck. the word of the week is BANNOCK DEVICE. you know, the thing that measures your feet and the shoe store. caleb and fizzle will be doing a final fantasy
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QUICK HITS rafe is playing a new game called chook & sosig and you should buy it when it’s on sale! https://www.gog.com/en/game/chook_sosig_walk_the_plank phrase of the week is WET SOCK. caleb saw the devil movie with the scientist! and got a massage! it was weird. MOUTH IN THE HOLE. world of warcraft PLUNDERSTORM and city of
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QUICK HITS caleb is very passionate about net neutrality and what it means to have internet as a utilty. his ma is moved! and is there a vacation in the near future? hmmmmm. and bruh. there is SO much drama around the mcdonald’s ice cream machines it is BONKERS. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/they-hacked-mcdonald-s-ice-cream-machines-and-started-a-cold-war HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high:
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QUICK HITS chickfila adds antibiotics to their chicken! https://www.allrecipes.com/chick-fil-a-changes-antibiotics-policy-in-chicken-8620507 try your best to NOT use plastics. it’s for your own good. https://www.popsci.com/environment/plastic-chemicals-are-inescapable-and-theyre-messing-with-our-hormones the francis scott key bridge in baltimore fell. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/baltimore-bridge-collapse-death-toll-francis-scott-key/60319030 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: dentist low: college class caleb’s high-low high: family time low: baltimore key bridge HOT HOT TOPICS – what is
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QUICK HITS oh, no. rafe read the news. about roundup (WHICH CAUSES CANCER), owned by monsanto and bayer, kitten population explosions, and dishwasher aficionados. probably the best facebook group rafe has ever found. https://www.wired.com/story/extreme-dishwasher-loading-facebook-group https://grist.org/science/kitten-season-animal-shelter-cat-wildlife https://newrepublic.com/article/179653/roundup-cancer-monsanto-pesticides caleb is on an adventure! he’s had a pretty good week with travels. and you want instrumental? you want
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QUICK HITS is something going on with the royal family, like is kate middleton okay? but more importantly, ninja sex party NEW ALBUM!!! and caleb enjoyed il pizzico, an italian restaurant. the word of the week is PETRICHOR. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ninja sex party & ghosty low: college class caleb’s high-low high: italian
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QUICK HITS rafe and caleb are both concerned for the immediate future of the usa. it’s ok. everything will work out fine. the politics in america are a mess but it’ll be fine. let us know who you think is a good male rolemodel for gen z! vote to protect people’s rights!! the word of
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QUICK HITS rafe is back and whiny as ever. alabama fucked up hardcore with their latest misstep on conception and fertilization. thank god mitch mcconnell is leaving soon so not EVERYTHING was horrible news. caleb has door issues?! but it’s not all bad news! npr wrote a pretty good article explaining how IVF works: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/02/23/1233023637/ivf-alabama-frozen-embryo-personhood-abortion-supreme-court
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QUICK HITS caleb has a guest! it’s retrotainmnt, aka furybox, aka the talkative man we all want to know more about. don’t forget to follow the cutest corgi around on instagram: @16bitcorgi HIGH LOWS josh’s high-low high: presidents day low: garage clutter caleb’s high-low high: mom moving to NJ low: feeling like shit HOT HOT
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QUICK HITS hey have you guys bought the limited’s album? NO? are you INSANE? go buy “the coffin or the suitcase” HERE: https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase you won’t regret it! the limited are amazing and we love them. also come enjoy time with rafe and ruku, as they navigate the united states together and delve into the true
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QUICK HITS ARE YOU HAPPY? take the yes/no quiz now! caleb and rafe go through theirs, and the results aren’t really surprising. https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/01/if-you-answer-yes-to-these-questions-you-are-happier-than-most-says-longevity-researcher.html the word of the week is ELLIPSISM. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: grillout low: work work work work work caleb’s high-low high: found family low: allergy shots HOT HOT TOPICS – have
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QUICK HITS vine compilations and wiggly fingers. the word of the week is LACHESISM. there’s a lot of talk about roommates and viral videos. come back in time with us! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: new doctor low: confusion at work caleb’s high-low high: pulled pork sandwiches low: adobe HOT HOT TOPICS – on a
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QUICK HITS HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, GARY! WE LOVE YOU. rafe is the CURSED MASTER. caleb is the fridge master! and he is also the ice cream master. the word of the week is ALTSCHMERZ! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: lemon cupcake low: 2% milk caleb’s high-low high: new appliances low: tired & lactose issues HOT
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QUICK HITS caleb has so much d&d going on and rafe gotted melty windows! caleb also experienced impactful weather, AND tummy problems. and saltine crackers. the word of the week is ONISM. The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: working
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QUICK HITS rafe is excited about all things twitch – year three in stardew, finishing darkside detective, and meeting new people! she also got a PIANO. and a tablet! caleb works on restaurant portion control and lives dangerously. he’s been watching movies with the scientist. they both enjoyed bullet train. also watched deadpool and lady
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QUICK HITS buy the limited’s album NOW (not a sponsor)! https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase rafe is a couple days into keto and BIG ANGY. caleb is on an allergy trip and he is also kinda angy. new year’s eve was great, the movie was okee, and we hope everyone is doing their best so far in 2024. HIGH
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QUICK HITS sometimes the sliding screen door just comes of its track and you have to be prepared to deal with it. hey amazon is going to charge for ad-free streaming. cancel your amazon prime! also the buddies talk about christmas. word of the week is CHRYSALISM: the tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.
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QUICK HITS caleb is very excited about shaking spears watching “as you like it,” but not too excited about food management when going out. caleb got his nut allergy results! rafe is upset about the vin diesel alleged sexual assault? word of the week is HURKLE-DURKLE. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: sicky but wfh low:
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QUICK HITS caleb baked so many cookies! rafe wants YOU to make your own cookies. because snacks are getting worse. you can do better. https://www.businessinsider.com/inflation-high-prices-costs-making-food-snacks-sodas-worse-quality-2023-12 caleb considers making the dickens out of some punch. and he’s having some issues with his nuts. also lapcorp waiting room. and caleb cannot relax!! what’s going on with international
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QUICK HITS rafe read the news! links are below. caleb had a great week, filled with many fun things, and also food. bungie scared of sony takeover: https://www.ign.com/articles/bungie-devs-say-atmosphere-is-soul-crushing-amid-layoffs-cuts-and-fear-of-total-sony-takeover 23 & me data stolen: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/12/hackers-stole-ancestry-data-of-6-9-million-users-23andme-finally-confirmed/ good, fuck off, mccarthy: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/12/06/kevin-mccarthy-retire/ taco bell double decker taco is BACK: https://www.aol.com/taco-bell-revives-menu-item-170748296.html VISIT /r/mewborn NOW OMG CUTEST KITTENS. HIGH LOWS
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QUICK HITS caleb had new york time with the fambam, but of course had traffic drama. at least he got to visit stu leonard’s and saw animatronic cows. and who would know things would be closed? made a desk! and got new stuff! they both had pretty busy thanksgiving holidays. also there’s a new word
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QUICK HITS what exactly is pfefferneuse? we hope you have a safe and happy thanksgiving! please spend responsibly and take care of yourselves. we are both super thankful for everyone supporting the podcast! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: autumn temperatures low: too much stuff caleb’s high-low high: social weekend low: sickness HOT HOT TOPICS –
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QUICK HITS this episode has everything. speed gaming live, wardrobe stuff, baldur’s gate 3, restaurant food, health journals, the world dying (national climate assessment makes us sad), and college?! even a word of the week! and they’re back on the sam rockwell actor replacement game, which was on break because they both forgot. physical and
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QUICK HITS caleb had many hot sauces. twinstrumental wanted coke. mari wanted cottage cheese and mustard. rafe delivered. there were some great topics and as always, lovely people in chat. it was a fantastic 450th celebration! Here’s to DOUBLE THAT. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: friends and family low: six pounds caleb’s high-low high: bro
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QUICK HITS it’s SPOOKTACULAR 2023!!! there are drinking games. fall of the house of usher! spookiest thing that’s happened this week. urethra?!?! “I’ve seen women’s buttholes.” next week, no episode as they prep for november 8, with a LIVE TWICH STREAM for episode 450!!!! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: friend time low: hotel internet caleb’s
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QUICK HITS the dryer broke, caleb almost broke his body, and the water pressure fucked up. get yourself a floor blower. caleb got the new PEPPER X SAUCE. cheese graters at olive garden! and well, rafe read the news again. learn about plastics, recycling, climate change, and microplastics. and then read the letters black people
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QUICK HITS caleb has vacation brain because of williamsburg! rafe has a word of the week, again, as is tradition. caleb struggles with routine and rafe revels in the chaos. rafe is obsessed with ron desantis allegedly wearing heels. see for yourself: https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1711482216272801851 https://youtu.be/qv1Bd_FEK0Q?t=40 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ron desantis low: hamas slaughter caleb’s
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QUICK HITS the dolphins ARE DYING. people actually believe a conspiracy theory about zombies?! caleb made some awesome indian rice with tomatoes. please, for the love of your body, get a general practitioner for your goddamn health. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: keto donuts/chaffles low: hospital caleb’s high-low high: oktoberfest low: pee everywhere HOT HOT
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QUICK HITS the perfect productivity app doesn’t exist. $1.6bil mega millions was claimed in florida. bob menendez (NJ senator democrat) accepted bribes from egypt an blocked passing of a law that would have strengthened regulations of foreign influence/lobbying in DC. what a piece of shit. but at least there are BEAR CAMS. https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/river-watch-brown-bear-salmon-cams HIGH LOWS
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QUICK HITS alien ISN’T REAL?!! how does your social battery charge? couples cooking class with a celebrity! partying at the church! and of course, sneaking around in shopping malls. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: keto strong low: on call while streaming caleb’s high-low high: weightloss low: dizzy HOT HOT TOPICS – why is today not
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QUICK HITS cat recovery, gummy bears, atlanta braves, good BBQ at bangin BBQ, and playing world of warcraft! caleb had a great week. rafe’s wasn’t bad, either. but caleb, man. caleb was on a winning streak. also there are aliens in mexico, maybe? also there’s no love for the new iphone. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low
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QUICK HITS alaska oil is CANCELED. hurricane lee is NOT cancelled. mexico did a good job decriminalizing abortions! there’s a word of the week, caleb had a food faux pas, rafe fubared her food, but all in all, a pretty good week. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: podcast movie night low: food caleb’s high-low high:
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QUICK HITS luke from the limited is our special GUEST and we love having him! he’s in a band! he does his own music, too! and he streams?! support the limited and luke now or rahaca will cry. also you lucky australian folks can see the limited in concert at bowlo, september 9, 2023. lucky.
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QUICK HITS the limited album is OUT NOW. GET YOURS. https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase oh hey also there was a whole episode about food, and visiting family, and more food, and a special weekly word. but mostly it’s about THE LIMITED. DID YOU GET THE ALBUM? HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: spaced low: sushi non-order caleb’s high-low high:
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QUICK HITS caleb and his beard. and socks. the limited song premiere! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm87RIISMtQ The Limited – All I Gotta Say all in all a good week kind of maybe. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: the limited single low: can opener caleb’s high-low high: beard low: broken glass HOT HOT TOPICS – what is your favorite
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QUICK HITS HE GOT BLISTERS ON HIS FINGERS! birthday dinner gone wrong! rafe is living the tism life! also there are many lows. hold onto your butts. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: barry has berries low: nail bite stimming caleb’s high-low high: into movies low: dad wishlist HOT HOT TOPICS – would you rather: wait
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QUICK HITS caleb is turning into an old man. rafe has great news! you can now buy little creative pieces of her! also the word of the week WILL SURPRISE YOU. DOCTORS HATE IT. caleb celebrates dinner, and friends, and uhh. I don’t know if you could say he celebrates allergy shots, but they definitely
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QUICK HITS compulsive behaviors, lists, instruments, and baseball cards. there was a lot of talk about MOVIES. what’s your favorite movie? tell us on discord! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ukulele low: sleep caleb’s high-low high: movies movies movies low: fuckin headsets HOT HOT TOPICS – we have seen that rafe is a talented artist.
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QUICK HITS there’s a big big big big ball in vegas now. rafe hurt herself, caleb experiences DC, and there’s a big hullabaloo about HR training. also there’s a fun game rafe and caleb will be playing with movies – injecting a sam rockwell character. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: twitch discord area low: pinky
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QUICK HITS THIS WEEKEND, RAFE REMOVES THE ROLES. not the food rolls. discord server roles. rafe made an awesome keto dessert using a recipe from “all day I think abut food.” caleb has been doing ALL the tourist stuff. rafe does a word of the week. new actor next week, with a new movie game!
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QUICK HITS it’s the final john candy movie. not a horrible ending to a career, but sad it had to end so quickly. we have a new actor! guess who it is?!! you’ll have to listen to the podcast or join the discord. caleb talks about an upcoming visitor, rage has the owies, and there’s
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QUICK HITS top final actor vote!! voting ends july 5, 2023 at 5pm eastern. https://www.rankedchoices.com/cm9d caleb had a tough week, rafe was too hot, and read upsetting news, but there was still fun to be had. here’s what rafe read in the news: https://grist.org/accountability/gas-stations-underground-storage-tank-leaks-environmental-disaster HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: heating up low: VPN blocks caleb’s
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QUICK HITS sometimes precious things break. like maybe your body! take care of yourselves!!! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: scientist birthday low: broken glass caleb’s high-low high: lomi low: stuck on the bridge HOT HOT TOPICS – what temp do you like to keep your residence? my in-laws are keeping it at 74 over the
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QUICK HITS caleb is mad about a hotel. rafe is happy about slang for penis. they both liked the movie. they talk about the trump indictments and the future of global climate, and also hopefully a good thing for the teamsters at UPS. all in all, not a bad time. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high:
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QUICK HITS word of the week! rafe is cutting her hair tomorrow LIVE ON TWITCH. come join for the fun! rafe died a lot this week. ah my venus k-drama! caleb got a weird anon gift. and new actor coming SOON. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: powershell success low: bugs! spiders and ants! caleb’s high-low
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QUICK HITS word of the week! manhattan chocolates, salt, and bitters. broadway hades’ show. brooklyn bagels! hot sauce and brewery. groggydog visit! ferry tour! essex market! hop key (cash only) with anthony bourdain pictures. shumbabi visit. yamazaki 12 best whiskey ever! so much going on. happy pride month, everyone. be good to each other. HIGH
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QUICK HITS this episode is brought to you by the letter H. rafe will only read good news going forward (except we had to announce the passing of tina turner, may she rest in peace). coral reef, all the kyles, and kittens! caleb go to go to a book festival and also had food at
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QUICK HITS rafe played switch for the first time! she’s car shopping! the world is ending! more heat! caleb’s worried about beans. but hey, guardians of the galaxy 3 was good (no spoilers). fingers crossed mifepristone stays available to those that need it! fuck you, u.s. district judge matthew kacsmaryk! we think you suck and
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QUICK HITS rafe just learned about the foxconn iphone factory suicide nets. currently pondering, what makes a product keto enough to label it keto? also the word of the day is something we can all agree needs to come back (thank you, susie dent). we have working out! ice cream updates! and some other not-sad
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QUICK HITS rafe and caleb are not good at FPS. twitter ruins everything. thanks for destroying MFA security and API, twitter! caleb eats a cronut! there are spoilers for the movie green room (a little bit). mother’s day is COMING UP QUICKLY. life protip: if you haven’t texted someone in a long time, introduce yourself.
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QUICK HITS caleb made cake, had a party, and fixed some broken shit! rafe is stressed about covid! one of caleb’s cats tries to get involved in the conversation, and why not? also poptarts! and how does minimum wage from 1991 translate to today’s money? HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: the demon low: work meeting
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QUICK HITS rafe is concerned about all the sluts in heaven. caleb is having his own ups and downs. but also tapotio doritos, and barry, and the witch! also the supreme court is NOW supposed to rule on blocking mifepristone on friday (today 4/21/2023). fingers crossed they listen to the FDA and don’t block the
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QUICK HITS caleb and rafe both talk about health as aging millennials. caleb also talks about delicious food. and cereal, what even is the point if you can’t have good cereal? rafe does a word of the week, there’s concern about toxic waste from ohio (not talking about the government figures this time eyo), and
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QUICK HITS how kind are you to customer service people? caleb gives spoiler-free reviews of guillermo del toro’s pinocchio and d&d, caleb has wood dreams, and bad dreams, and rafe goes on a rant about being nice to people. and taxes, amirite? HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: found myself low: taxes caleb’s high-low high: m&m’s
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QUICK HITS we watched cocaine bear! no spoilers. rafe’s stomach sucks! exclamation point! caleb did so many good things outside for his house. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: BEARS and GAMES that twitch life low: internal organs are the worst caleb’s high-low high: neighborly stuff low: chemical spill in bristol HOT HOT TOPICS – if
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QUICK HITS we have a guest! who will talk about banking! because of the weird bank stuff that’s been going on! we’re doing a special get-together for COCAINE BEAR this saturday night! join the rahaca discord for more information. bytes has chatGPT tell us about uncle buck. bytes gets a magical item called the flagon
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QUICK HITS jackie chan is wonderful. caleb is sad. caleb should watch jackie chan videos. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: college lab partner low: hips?! caleb’s high-low high: d&d and julia child food low: emotional low HOT HOT TOPICS – 2 big banks filed bankruptcy in the last week. (2 of the top 50 US
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QUICK HITS caleb talks food, rafe talks food, and they make fun of everything. caleb will be on GamesDoneQuick on twitch, 3/10 7pm eastern for final fantasy mystic quest! come hang out and support! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: boba balanced low: many fridays caleb’s high-low high: pho is good low: food woes HOT HOT
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QUICK HITS rafe reads the news and woah. greek train wrecks and other bad news. good news though, related to RSV vaccines, we got a surprise visit!? and more good news, caleb watched a cooking youtube video that was real bad. https://youtu.be/FBQ9uCMITTc HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: party bear low: window caleb’s high-low high: productive
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QUICK HITS rafe drank the sad kool-aid and caleb gets pulled along for the ride. speaking of rides, how about that hershey park? one punch man, the leftovers, the ballet and too much food. plateaus and discord being weird. did this episode get pulled in a few directions? heck, yeah. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high:
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QUICK HITS MORBS AND JORBS. rafe has updates about her teeth and streaming. caleb is distraught over the train in ohio. there’s a return of the low mood but at least alvin ailey and rasiki were fire. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: filipino ube treats low: work caleb’s high-low high: date night, best indian food
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QUICK HITS there’s a guest! deadpulse! he loves music and movies. rafe has work drama and caleb has a reinvigorated love for d&d thanks to chatGPT. come join the RaHaCa discord so you can have fun posting memes, watching the podcast actor movies, and hopefully and upcoming event of COCAINE BEAR. HIGH LOWS deadpulse’s high-low
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QUICK HITS rafe is fascinated by bryan johnson’s drive to de-age. bryan is on the hunt for young (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2023-01-25/anti-aging-techniques-taken-to-extreme-by-bryan-johnson) and it may actually be working? but like, who wants dirt smoothies? caleb is all about the banshees and final fantasy randomizer. also amanda palmer, the lead of the dresden dolls, who is amazing. shit is
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QUICK HITS eat glass, get ass. not to bring everyone down, but rafe just learned about samuel little, who confessed to killing 93 people, targeting people who wouldn’t be missed. caleb had good news with the patio and game night! but also really sad stuff, too. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: snow day low: spiritfarer
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QUICK HITS past caleb treated future caleb right. rafe has a new musical instrument. #75hard is going #75okay. also pancakes are the devil’s food and so is ketchup. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: recorder low: work confusion caleb’s high-low high: pork skin low: pancakes HOT HOT TOPICS – why do I care so much about
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QUICK HITS banning gas stoves? what?! we got that victorian slang, that belated birthday wish, that belated christmas movie (NO SPOILERS) review, that angry rant about pierogi, and some buzzfeed stuff about ladles. also final fantasy randomizer and rafe and caleb fight about fighting. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: monkey island low: work caleb’s high-low
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QUICK HITS happy new year. welcome to 2023. we have birthday wishes, christmas stories, victorian slang, and some light complaining. the complaining is mostly about #75hard. mostly. we hope you’re all taking care and setting good goals for yourself this year. #adulting come join our discord and hang out and give us hot hot topics
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QUICK HITS this episode has everything. holiday concert reviews, hip problems, coffee and water obsessions, and the movies you should definitely watch for the season: guardians of the galaxy christmas specia, muppet christmas carol (with extra song), and home alone. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: SWAGMASS #teamRIB low: the weekend rafe’s 2022 high-low high: twitch
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QUICK HITS caleb and rafe take a bit of time on cookies because it’s the holiday season! also more food, the keystone pipeline political corner, ONE PUNCH MAN, computer bullshit, and tongues. yes, tongues. mythica: stormbound is successfully backed! keep an eye out for it in the next couple years. you can check out details
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QUICK HITS games, a little bit of political corner, complaining about healthcare, and caleb saw much ado about nothing! speaking of shakespeare, we’re still completing the weekly insults. enjoy! don’t forget to back mythica: stormbound. you can back it on kickstarter RIGHT NOW: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/arrowstorm/mythica-stormbound HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: affiliate stream low: soda stabbing caleb’s
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QUICK HITS lots of vacation talk, mostly involving new york, and food, and some pretty impactful high lows. there was also stuff at top golf! and a plane crash wtf?! but also lovely thanksgiving dinners. everyone stay safe out there.
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QUICK HITS new guest new guest new guest!!! will bloodworth of everything fame joins rafe to chat about music, life goals, and everything. the old standbys are still here – shakespeare insults and new word of the week. follow will on all the platforms! twitter/hive/mastodon: @willbloodworth insta: @neutralpartyanimal and don’t forget to back mythica: stormbound.
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QUICK HITS caleb had a busy week with friendsgiving, d&d, wedding stuff (yes still wedding stuff going on) and he saw black panther 2. no spoilers, don’t worry. rafe gushes about mythica: stormbound. you can back it on kickstarter RIGHT NOW: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/arrowstorm/mythica-stormbound. hope to see you on the supporters list for mythica! jake stormoen is
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QUICK HITS our FIRST TWITCH STREAM! SHAKESPEARE WEEKLY! WORD WEEKLY! DRINKS! WE LOVE YOU ALL! thank you for all the support, the new follows, sticking with us through all these episodes, and for being g-dang awesome. hope you enjoyed the fizzy beef and ketchup teeth challenges.
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QUICK HITS next week we will be doing a LIVE STREAM ON TWITCH for our 400th episode!! friday night, 11/11/2022, at 8pm eastern. it’ll be on https://twitch.tv/rafehatescaleb and we’d love for you to be there. pizza hut, FSA theft, tiktok movie suggestions, and a bit of political ranting. the important part is to please help
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QUICK HITS HAPPY SKOOTACULAR, EVERYONE!!! pringles taste test. back pain. overeating. burping. fun facts about the john candy movie. hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: vacation low: back and streaming caleb’s high-low high: wedding! low: weight gain HOT HOT SPOOKY
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QUICK HITS rafe’s on vacation! billy is the new rafe! he doesn’t hate caleb. there are lengthy talks of baseball, musical book clubs, and dating life updates! HIGH LOWS billy’s high-low high: upcoming travel! low: turning 40 caleb’s high-low high: upcoming wedding! low: bandage wounds cont. HOT HOT TOPICS – why are tiny things so
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QUICK HITS up and up bandages fucking suck! caleb worries about his back, talks baseball, and a bit on d&d. rafe asks too many questions and has added even MORE words of the week!?!? also twitchcon injuries in the twitchcon 2022 foam pit, yikes. hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do
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QUICK HITS rafe is taking care of herself and caleb is mad about clothes. but there were some good times at g&m and the office in maryland. also a word of the week and a shakespeare quote! hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c. HIGH LOWS
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QUICK HITS rafe freaks out about politics and caleb brings it up even more!! POLITICAL CORNER BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. also HOA’s are a sham. but hey, we got insults? new word of the week? yes, please. https://wewererogue.tumblr.com/post/187830447596/compilation-of-shakespearean-insults https://www.mypigradio.com/some-of-the-best-words-literally-ever hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people,
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QUICK HITS bobs_and_ravines just got a new PC! we’re excited he’ll get to stream on console and PC so go follow him now on twitch. gotta get him to 5K followers ASAP. https://twitch.tv/bobs_and_ravines we learned a lot about bobs_and_ravines, played several rounds of willyoupressthebutton.com, and generally fucked around to find out. skipped the john candy
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QUICK HITS rafe is so angry. about stupid politicians. fuck them. caleb had a great weekend, though, and they both reminisce about TV dinners in the 1980’s and 1990’s. there’s also a hot water update. and also caleb visited the fly ace brewery in virginia. so many things happening. especially rage. shakespearean phrase! https://wewererogue.tumblr.com/post/187830447596/compilation-of-shakespearean-insults word
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QUICK HITS peaches and cream and hot water. also positive thinking! shakespearean phrase! https://wewererogue.tumblr.com/post/187830447596/compilation-of-shakespearean-insults word of the week! https://www.mypigradio.com/some-of-the-best-words-literally-ever/ HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: labor day low: back hurts caleb’s high-low high: ff mystic quest race low: cold water HOT HOT TOPICS – is it ever inappropriate, to feel that you could always do better?
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QUICK HITS caleb has so many “fuckin” things to talk about! the stores, homeowner things like water heaters, and sleep. sleep? dreams! caleb and rafe both share dreams! rafe kills gnats and caleb kills a water heater. caleb runs into k-pop fangirls! we also learn another shakepearean quote and have a word of the week.
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QUICK HITS bookcase! running! messing up rafe’s guts? go on… HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: lashes is back! low: building stress caleb’s high-low high: 5k low: randomizer forfeit HOT HOT TOPICS – what do you do if your significant other turns out to be an AI? – how many pairs of underwear are ideal for
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QUICK HITS we convinced the lovely and talented tipsy to grace our podcast with her wit and wisdom! we learned a lot about tipsy, like her least favorite chore and good books to read. don’t forget, twitch.tv/codex_lexicon is doing a charity overwatch tournament, on sept 10 12pm central. tipsy will be helping run it on
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QUICK HITS dengwoo is excited and also crying. co-op tournament going on with final fantasy randomizer so here we go again! hospital talk, hotel talk, tracking REAL races! speed gaming live may be in the future. https://sglive.speedgaming.org and go support our boy dengwoo on twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/dengwoo we also learn about sexual behavior and the qake
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QUICK HITS rafe is obsessed with weird words and phrases and will be going through FUN THINGS every week! https://wewererogue.tumblr.com/post/187830447596/compilation-of-shakespearean-insults Villain, I️ have done thy mother https://www.mypigradio.com/some-of-the-best-words-literally-ever/ Cattywampus: Is not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally caleb saw NOPE by peele. he gives his opinion with NO spoilers. he and rafe have a
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QUICK HITS caleb and rafe both saw thor 4! they do spoilers from 10:30 to 20:30 so you can skip if you’d like. look at lauren boebert being fucking stupid and errol musk being fucking gross. good news, bone marrow transplant cured another person with HIV! caleb watched barry! caleb went to colonial willaimsburg and
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QUICK HITS the sound is fucky in the beginning because bobs_and_ravines is so powerful, he took all of caleb’s clear voice. also so powerful, bobs and rafe saw thor four! rafe continues streaming on twitch and it’s awesome! bobs makes meatloaf! caleb has come to the final boss of the TV wifi and boy, did
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QUICK HITS caleb catches us up on his family trip with adventures of hide and seek and a lost personal item. rafe and caleb troubleshoot his bullshit smart TV and throat problems. rafe researches the wednesday frog meme (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-is-wednesday-my-dudes) and could there be a new kink corner in the near future? we’ll see! also come
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QUICK HITS caleb hates whole foods! he also hates parties! and now rafe and caleb may be on a watch list. who knows. they rage a bit about the US government, but good news, there’s a very active petition to impeach clarence thomas!! also rafe is finally yeeting the unnecessary items from her life! caleb
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QUICK HITS queen music is great. full stop. rafe takes the entire podcast episode to gush about happy stuff like only murders in the building season 2, streaming monkey island on twitch, hocus pocus 2, reading with discord, trash panda podcast #100, and dude RPG. caleb has incarnate tips and tricks for world building, and
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QUICK HITS happy summer solstice, everyone! it’s been two years, but stonehenge lifted its pandemic restrictions on public gatherings. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/06/21/summer-solstice-june-21-photos/ there was also the 40th anniversary of the music festival celebrated in 120 countries, according to the organizers. https://fetedelamusique.culture.gouv.fr/en/L-evenement/historique-de-la-fete-de-la-musique volume noise, streaming shows you don’t want to, how did parents put up with us as
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QUICK HITS open polls are NOW OPEN for the next podcast movie night ACTOR! cast your vote for round one, and come back for a final round in a couple of weeks. caleb spent time with his fambam for a baby birthday and learned how to keep a dog calm. water and cats do not
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QUICK HITS caleb and rafe met at a cougar bar in glen burnie. let’s get angy about auxillary ports and bluetooth. caleb has a fun weekend and also a not-fun work day. he asks the important questions, like slimy, chewy, or chunky? PLEASE HELP US GET #CHUNKYBOMB TRENDING! rafe reads off some foreign language sayings
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QUICK HITS jim n nicks is best BBQ maybe. let us know if you’ve been. things got spicy in the RaHaCa discord today and they are all the better for it. caleb talks about his adventures in georgia, kate bush, and wait there’s a downside to losing weight? what? clothes and shoes can go fuck
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QUICK HITS baby voice battle, will rafe ever forgive dell for the way they treated the G15? has caleb gotten all the work stuff sorted? probably not. also what are you doing, step ladder-san?!?! and caleb gets so many allergy shots. they get a little sad about school shootings. uwu for you-uwu. HIGH LOWS rafe’s
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QUICK HITS rafe is having masking issues. caleb has to see artery blood everywhere. caleb had to go full full corporate and missed out on his cereal. caleb is getting things done! BREAD IS COMING. caleb is going strong on #75hard. music albums are moving fast. there’s some d&d stuff, and more hyping up of
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QUICK HITS the senate tried to protect women’s abortion rights and it failed. y’all need to stay the hell away from rafe’s uterus. caleb and rafe are both filling the void with shopping, like butcherbox, amazon, and men’s clothes shopping. caleb got a new cook book! about bread! bread science by emily buehler. caleb is
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QUICK HITS caleb saw everything everywhere all at once and he insists rafe watches it. SPOILERS for ETERNALS 11:00-15:00 minutes. caleb finished “the baking bible” and the entire works of rush. rafe has issues with 75hard blah, her back, airfryer issues, neverending headset hunting, and amazon refusing to deliver to her door. HIGH LOWS rafe’s
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QUICK HITS caleb saw the northman and (no spoilers) and may have convinced rage to see it. small updates like pokemon go, allergies, and more baking! join the #RaHaCa discord (discord.gg/Fc6DUze) to see all of caleb’s baked goods. with the end of denzel washington, they recap some of their favorites and least liked movies. rafe
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QUICK HITS caleb is back! he has a lot of thoughts! some are about dogs (dags), baking things, apple TV, and emergency rooms. rafe had a banner week with lashes and telternhaus, and got to play anime music quiz (AMQ) which she still sucks at but it a lot of fun! oh, and lent is
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QUICK HITS who is this mystery guest? could it be… weird!! HOORAY! we get the inside scoop on life as a teacher, rafe has a small spoiler-free moon knight update, and probably not a witch update. the good news is, rafe has two new things of interest: the anime movie quiz and netflix’s release of
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QUICK HITS dietweeb, the young curmudgeon, tells rafe about his name, his loves, how he got into his hobbies, and about his talk show, cookies and cream. rafe’s hyped on moon knight, ben folds, instacart, and RETURN TO MONKEY ISLAND. seriously, a new monkey island is coming out this year. it’s happening! everyone get HYPED.
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QUICK HITS welcome back, DaddyLarp!! rafe comes in hot with a witchy update and adam is super supportive about it. there are new friends, books, fences in fences, and a slap heard ’round the world. adam says we all need to watch ranking of kings, and rafe wants everyone to watch moon knight with her.
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QUICK HITS we are pleased as always to have dani on the podcast! we get to talk about how much distain she has for a certain hot-hot-topic saga, rafe is doing the lost ark thing, maybe being a witch will happen later, and they try to remember a time before cell phones. also please call
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QUICK HITS is rafe slacking on her witch duties? is lucas moving to thailand!!!? is job too jobby?!?!?!? WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT TOGETHER. HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES rafe’s high-low high: beaucoup low: maybe a boy, maybe a tire lucas’ high-low high: weight bet & hockey low: hamster wheel HOT HOT TOPICS – if
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QUICK HITS lots of mini conversations, like rafe with her hedge witch update and fizzle with his work stories. we got lent updates, lost ark drama, elden ring progress, and so many people to follow on twitch. WE LOVE THEM ALL. Watch LordFizzlebeef, DaddyLarp, Tipsy_Ink and Codex_Lexicon on twitch! HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES rafe’s high-low
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QUICK HITS the long-awaited return of the man himself! rafe is still learning to be a hedge witch, still obsessed with lost ark , but why does her butler look like a hooker? lent starts! time to restrict yourselves for jesus! caleb has started ff mystic quest randomizer made by wildham. go to their website
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QUICK HITS TAKE SOME OF MY ASS. rafe brings in kollin from trash panda podcast. they’ve decided to become witches. also dishwashing is a thing. go follow them at https://twitter.com/TrashPandaPodMO IMMEDIATELY. HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES rafe’s high-low high: dishes were done low: boomer hips kollin’s high-low high: potty training low: mogwai bed jumping HOT HOT
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QUICK HITS how many men can rafe bring on the podcast? today we have daddylarp (yes, DADDY) talking about all things love. after all, this was recorded on valentine’s day. gotta stay topical. rafe still rants a lot about college, papers, and hanging up on people. the end of #75hard mark4. adam has a revelation
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QUICK HITS dani and fizzle have graciously accepted rafe’s invitation to gush about their trip to chicago! great times, great laughs, great people. just great! also snow travel. lots of hoes. the angry egg, the wildberry cafe! homemade burger bombs! cold hands and grocery stores! marvel legendary ALMOST HARD MODE. hardback (aka deck scrabble). “if
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QUICK HITS well well well, look who came crawling back…. it’s rafe. rafe came crawling back to josh, the illustrious furybox, because she really wanted him as a guest on the show. and it was a GREAT SUCCESS. technology gab, random thoughts on work, and of course, falling in love all over again. plus plenty
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QUICK HITS rafe takes on three guys before really knowing their names. WELL WHAT ARE THEIR GODDAMN NAMES?!?! kollin, gotts, and jt. don’t forget it. these three lovely gentlemen are from the trash panda podcast and deserve your respect. they have been on some crazy adventures and aren’t shy about sharing. like roses for cocaine.
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QUICK HITS rafe is so hyped to have the lovely and talented dani on the show this time! not so hyped about bullies in middle school, though. but how about that tonga volcano like wtf?!? rafe continues to try playing brawlhalla, the world got super dumb again, and hot hot topics are now rated with
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QUICK HITS look at this lucas, just crashing the #RaHaCa podcast. college womp womp. and BOATS! lots of boat talk, like CHINE. bot talk too, or just a scammer? OR TRUE LOVE?!? also rafe is dealing with new office adjustments aka beaucoup is right there how do we not talk to him all the time?
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QUICK HITS what happened? where did he go?!?! WE WILL NEVER KNOW but who cares because we have the great fizzle hoorayyyyy!! rafe sucks at brawlhalla, sekiro: shadows die twice is pretty brutal and awesome, and risk of rain 2 is better with company! rafe wants to know, what would you call a general meme
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QUICK HITS it’s new year’s eve and things are winding down. another thing that’s winding is rafe’s extensive list of kitchen appliances. but hey, cool things too like college and steam buddies and also oregon becomes idaho! we also have caleb talking about royalty ala king george, reunions, and regrets (regrets being food poisoning and
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QUICK HITS caleb and rafe both had pretty damn good weeks. some wedding stuff, pokemon go community day, and a SUPER SECRET SPECIAL WORK PROJECT. but caleb also had some sucky stuff like migraines and taxes and a covid bummer. rafe had happy times with brony, a new friend, ketokey factory bakery, mistletoe mixup, and
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QUICK HITS caleb gives us many more puerto rico stories, like dick waffles, ocean lab brewery, a love for passion fruit & guava, and hot chocolate cheese. there’s some lingering good wedding news, covid talks about boosters and OMICRON, and also caleb’s adventures at latin markets. don’t forget to join the group on discord for
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QUICK HITS fake tim curry?! stolen vaxx cards! rafe is needy. caleb loved puerto rico. we learn a bit about how the territory works, too. booster shot incoming! caleb ate furry potatoes and boat adventures. caleb recommends going to canon club at gallery inn and also staying at the inn. caleb and rafe started #75hard
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QUICK HITS rafe dragged billy (but not that billy) onto the show in another attempt to not feel so alone in the world. maybe it’s working. rafe finished a game, boyfriend dungeon, which never happens so this is a momentus occasion. also we got a new covid variant, omnicron, so that’s cool. dr. oz is
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QUICK HITS caleb has decided a honeymoon is more important than the RaHaCa podcast sooooo here goes another fantastic episode with lucas! rafe tried pawpaw jam and it was great (thanks, caleb). bring in the POD. pillows! lucas tells us a story about a pillow fight. also a breakup story. and what kind of questions
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QUICK HITS the wedding happened! it was great! the scientist joins this episode as a special guest, too. we’ve discovered caleb is okay with the podcast being video recorded for youtube. and they also forgot the fizzy beef and ketchup teeth collab. but next time, maybe? back to the wedding! everyone had a great time
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QUICK HITS a lovely episode in person where they talk about the important things in life, like notebook ownership, handwriting, and eyelashes. there are also some wedding updates, tooth issues, and nerds. rafe is blasting activism through #BlackoutFriday and anarchy, and also begging for a #75hard buddy if you know what I mean. also hertz
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QUICK HITS caleb bakes everything in his house! hangover pizza party! is rafe getting back into pokemon go? the atlanta braves are world series champions! rafe watched butt boy! we’re gonna watch moonfall in discord when it comes out! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: warhammer blackstone fortress low: sleep deprived caleb’s high-low high: atlanta braves
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QUICK HITS it’s time for SPOOKTACULAR 2021!!! we got some choice drinking rules from the discord buddies. feel free to drink along with us, in a responsible way, and if you’re of age. drinking game rules: – no cussing – spooky rule – never have I ever? – everytime either of you say “umm” or
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QUICK HITS caleb’s night out. rafe’s tiling mishap. also rafe’s ice cream mishap. caleb’s flu shot fiasco. wedding songs picked! caleb finished the food lab! assault on precinct 13 and caleb tries metroid dread again. rafe is doing fine. she talks a bit about “only murders in the building” with steve martin, martin short, and
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QUICK HITS rafe gushes about bearsun and bowels. it’s an interesting time to be alive. support bearsun and his journey to raise awareness and support for mental health and autism! https://iambearsun.com caleb has wedding drama about the rehearsal dinner… again… but other wedding stuff is good!! we also learned about leftover whey: https://www.thespruceeats.com/many-uses-for-whey-1327494 caleb tried
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QUICK HITS remember that time caleb’s cat threw up on the show? and caleb discovered a new fruit called papaw. also twitch got hacked! https://www.businessinsider.com/major-twitch-hack-breach-leak-source-code-streamer-payments-2021-10 caleb updates us on the wedding work and his bbq sauce and rub names. also weight gain. rafe rants about IT mini fridges, gary’s lovely rub name, dark kerse twitter
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QUICK HITS caleb has many updates about flowers and wedding stuff, a spice rub challenge, stupid knee bullshit, and caleb walks. rafe gushes a little bit more gencon, dungeons and dragons suitors, the blocking game, and native coming out with at plastic-free deodorant. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: tinder low: doordash caleb’s high-low high: the
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QUICK HITS in this special episode, our LordFizzlebeef (fizzle if you’re friends) and rafe gush about gen con indy 2021. also there’s a little bit of food talk (rafe flexes so hard on fizzle) and adult romance novels and anime like “welcome to demon school! iruma-kun.” hope everyone is having a great start to their
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QUICK HITS this episode is all over the place. we have IT updates with cats and iOS pegasus stuff, keyboard issues, how to make mayo, the awesomeness that is an immersion blender, pickle death, beating meat, old man sleep, and wedding arts and crafts. and if that’s not enough, they get really involved in a
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QUICK HITS rafe has absolutely no chill when it comes to texas and their stupid abortion law that’s idiotic and so harmful to women. also dickdock. maybe some stuff about cooking, mostly keto and canning. and rafe also discovered the subreddit spermdonation which exciting news (thanks, furybox). caleb rages a bit about fizzy beef and
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QUICK HITS rafe and dani have way too much fun talking about final fantasy randomizer tournaments, ffr hype!!! also bummer summer talk, dani’s life, and lots of laughs. love love love! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: jam low: meat dani’s high-low high: podcast! ffr co-op tournie low: dissmissive doctor HOT HOT TOPICS – jon bois
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QUICK HITS we join our heroes as they traverse the wild world. caleb has visiting outlaws, there are adventures in baking, and also physical pains as caleb defends against back attacks and bug bites with toxic damage. rafe has fewer things going on. mostly just keto cooking and her obsession with the youtube channel ketoserts.
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QUICK HITS dragon warrior randomizer, peaches, food review, bachelor party planning, bummer summer, everything is on fire! and final fantasy randomizer, and so many HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: keto low: heat caleb’s high-low high: white shirt party low: party food HOT HOT TOPICS – is fizzle this universes comic book guy, but gundam –
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QUICK HITS caleb had a busy week with old ellicott city, dudeomg top golf, randomizer samplings, and the suicide squad (don’t worry; no spoilers). but the best part is his huge rant about parties. it’s impressively ranty. rafe has been reading adult romance novels about ice planet barbarians by ruby dixon. it’s amazing. also some
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QUICK HITS lots of talk about cancel culture, how fucked up activision blizzard has been, the best way to cook with heavy cream, rafe’s professional voice, the return of #75hard, caleb getting harassed by bugs, and please watch this about killing birds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71gilEP4aJY HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: dentist compliment low: I’M FAAAAAAAT caleb’s high-low
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QUICK HITS this is a podcast. lots of talk about ketchup, fizzy beef, caleb’s great trip, and rafe gets really angry at missouri republicans. also some #bummersummer stuff but not TOO much. maybe. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: city of heroes low: missouri abortion bullshit caleb’s high-low high: philly low: wake up! schedule! HOT HOT
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QUICK HITS sparkling water, coworker outing, blended corn soup, chubbyemu, AND CHEESE LOVE. and a little #BummerSummer HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: city of heroes low: weight caleb’s high-low high: suit! low: RIP mr. sermania HOT HOT TOPICS – top 5 kinds of cheese – what is the best vehicle for cheese, something way more
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QUICK HITS caleb had a banner with with double D&D, boxing, lots of food, going on a date, and watching black widow. but #BummerSummer about some wedding stuff about the rehearsal dinner, and the impact of boxing. rafe has an eye twitch, there’s some weird talk about skin in italy that has covid-19, and more
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QUICK HITS did you know the ocean is on fire? #BummerSummer guys. also rafe stubbed her toe. #BummerSummer. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: doggy lover low: #BummerSummer caleb’s high-low high: potato salad low: feeling shitty HOT HOT TOPICS – what is an abbreviation you regularly use that will be incomprehensible without reference material in 70
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QUICK HITS cosby’s free. climate change is heating everything. this world is going to hell. also caleb’s swims, weight, new jersey trip, and running. some icre cream, some high school stuff, theme parties, and THIGHSTOP. and SHEATH. also rafe rants about office doors, 90hard aka 75hard mark 2, the covid-19 delta variant, amazon prime day,
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QUICK HITS caleb usurps the entire first half of the episode to discuss his family, billy (but not that billy), bowling, swimming, board and brew, top golf, cats, and cars. if that wasn’t enough, rafe chimes in about bowling, but also what is juneteenth (https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/juneteenth-is-now-a-national-holiday-how-did-it-come-to-pass), give a quick doggy lover update, has started watching loki
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QUICK HITS we need to bring back “huge god dammit.” also is this the end of the podcast? HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: city of heroes low: eat all the things caleb’s high-low high: parents low: sourdough bread HOT HOT TOPICS – favorite guest over the past 4 months – when is the price of
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QUICK HITS one of these days, the guests will be gone. and you’ll miss them. BUT FOR NOW – enjoy the time with picklesandbeer. rafe brings the #BummerSummer energy and everyone else is bummed about it. watch caleb and picklesandbeer on twitch for the FFR spring tournament third place trophy! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high:
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QUICK HITS well, well, well. caleb keeps winning races and coming up against more opponents, so once again there’s a fantastic guest on the show – gregglypuff! a man of many talents, including FFR speedracing, bass guitar, and tiktoks. rafe takes some time to talk about home depot, striking out with boys, and cisco voice
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QUICK HITS finally, finally, lordfizzlebeef gets his own episode. with one race down and possible two to go in the final 8 FFR spring tournament bracket, things are heating up! fizzle does poetry, everyone sinks into bummer summer, and there’s more FFR racing talk. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: wote and tentacles low: masks caleb’s
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QUICK HITS dem0nfr0g, aka demzeronfrzerog, joins the gang for an exciting podcast episode full of bummer summer vibes. also remembering an FFR friend. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: solario and salad low: blueberry bush caleb’s high-low high: car clean low: monochi85 demzeron’s high-low high: new car low: monochi85 HOT HOT TOPICS – thy lord hath
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QUICK HITS a returning guest? they must love punishment – solariorex is back for another exciting podcast episode! creamy cereal, hacking gas, banner weekends, and lots of love. also strategies for final fantasy randomizer (FFR) on the 2021 chaos comedy tour spring tournament. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: guest bed low: 7mm bolts caleb’s high-low
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QUICK HITS caleb is battling in the first bracket round of final fantasy randomizer’s spring tournament against asher1611, our lovely guest this week. #BummerSummer also the first denzel washington movie! we learn a lot about asher and a bit more about final fantasy randomizer. go watch asher on twitch.tv/asher1611 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: raising
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QUICK HITS two big reveals this week – a lovely guest DANI!!!! more final fantasy randomizer love, and the next actor for #RaHaCa! denzel washington! cooking, verizon sucks, rafe has gardening problems, caleb has dishwasher nonsense, and everyone please watch perfect strangers on hulu. also some hilarious twitch drama, and cookies. and taco bell. and
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QUICK HITS what’s that, you say? you want another final fantasy randomizer guest!?!? WELL HERE YOU GO. IT’S SOLARIOREX. puerto rico! learning languages! hawaii and dole’s pineapple plant. band geeks! costco! and falling in love. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: lewis healthy life keto bread low: mark 2 blah caleb’s high-low high: learning spanish low:
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QUICK HITS another exciting guest, from the final fantasy randomizer community – lifereboot! DYI, the four agreements, and house repairs. also falling in love, lots of stuff about donkey kong, and gaming habits. here’s to a great race on saturday! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: caleb’s face low: being mean caleb’s high-low high: computer low:
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QUICK HITS we have a lovely guest, kirito, from the final fantasy randomizer community this episode! caleb makes a new army friend. kirito suggests a really good actor for the next movie watch! they talk a bit about disney+ and the new mighty ducks. and anime. and dinosaurs. rafe’s pet rock friend is helping her
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QUICK HITS amy adams almost over and we’ll be taking suggestions in discord, twitter, facebook, and yelling in rafe’s face! finaly fantasy randomizer (ffr) spring tournie is coming up! lineup reveal on april 3rd, and races start april 5th. caleb has feelings about working from home, has house updates, and they do the final kink
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QUICK HITS a guest, a missing host, and A kinks. buckle down for this one, buddies. there’s a new house! lucas recommends below deck on hulu. this ep has a lot of deer and turkey hunting advice, and some random stuff about anal sex. lucas gets confused about new internet things and shares some lovely
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QUICK HITS they did Z kinks, rafe talked way too much about boys and tinder, and caleb has dust everywhere. the end. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: new ear foam low: boy drama caleb’s high-low high: tidying up low: dust everywhere HOT HOT TOPICS – would you be turned on if your favorite food was
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QUICK HITS caleb’s doing great things with watchmen and wandavision, rafe isn’t getting sleep, and both of them have food stuff (caleb’s is happy and rafe’s is not). caleb has bed updates, a newly-discovered artist, kate tempest, and progress on tidying up. rafe has been swearing more and loves the discord gang. also there were
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QUICK HITS the week was “fine.” caleb has some new about house stuff, bread, spiderman, and food. rafe has been tasked with actually dating, is excited about gifts which is weird, they go through their lenten requirements, and do kinks starting with W! also rafe wants people to send stuff for caleb to read aloud…
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QUICK HITS rafe had a lot of adventures today, including shoveling, starting lent, and getting a valentine’s day present from kaldaka. also she laughs way too much at nicholas brendon’s dick injury. https://www.cinemablend.com/television/2562970/buffy-star-wont-comment-on-joss-whedon-until-surgery-for-penis-paralysis-is-complete BEST QUOTE: “my anus is kinda paralysed and so is my penis, which is weird. I gotta sit down to piss because
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QUICK HITS valentine’s day, UGH. but hey they got a themed kink, the letter V! how fun. caleb is in a lot of pain, rafe is very loud and angry, and they talk about food. A LOT. enjoy these #RaHaCa moments while they last. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: tiktok followers low: parking spot caleb’s
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QUICK HITS caleb and rafe have a grand time bullshitting and laughing at their own jokes. caleb talks about his favorite food youtube channels where he gets inspiration, like j. kenji lopez-alt (who caleb tags on insta like a fanboy), babish, food wishes, and josh weissman. rafe is super stoked that patoogins (https://patoogins.com) started a
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QUICK HITS suuuuuuure this is a good episode, with gamestop stock talk, down with the uber rich, ultra-liberal political corner ranting. rafe is intimidated by stairs, caleb has been working like crazy, and quantum leap is getting crazier. caleb may also throw away all his clothes. stay tuned for future episodes! dani was kind enough
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QUICK HITS caleb has shoulder pain and rando bruises, but the good news is there are curtains in his future! also final fantasy chat, lots of reading, more #75hard gushing, and quantum leap. rafe went on another amazon binge, they talk about kinks with Q, and special shout-out to ambientpotato on twitch. if you like
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QUICK HITS rafe is very much excited about tiktok and #75hard. caleb is very much excited about reading and killer cooking skills. he even shares a recipe! check out his instagram posts. his food is delicious. they talk a lot about how #75hard is going, aka #75ezpz, and they go through M kinks. it’s a
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the website is BACK! thank you for being patient while rafe fixed her mess. QUICK HITS HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARY!!! trump said whaaaaaaaaaaat kinks paul eugene is an otherworlder $600 st. jude’s weighted blanket cooking with caleb recipe swap HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: #75hard low: website fuckery caleb’s high-low high: #75hard low: RIOT HOT HOT
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QUICK HITS it’s been a WHOLE MONTH with no #RaHaCa podcast so buckle up. rafe’s worried about caleb’s computer, is excited to be on tiktok, and is excited about a surprise for dani. caleb regales with a big bone, and big balls. also christmas stuff, delicious food that caleb’s been posting on instagram and discord,
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QUICK HITS food, glorious food like italian soda black licorice 50/50 chance money discord food pictures “I” kinks! and urgent care HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: beaucoup low: glamper caleb’s high-low high: ffr fall league win low: couple shitty days HOT HOT TOPICS for THANKSGIVING – ham or turkey – thanksgiving dinner from a grocery
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QUICK HITS best chocolate for refined palette s’mores new d&d book ffr cheezinator D kinks! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: glamper low: candy binge caleb’s high-low high: MARRIED, ETC! low: bacon-less burger HOT HOT TOPICS – what’s the point of having your restaurant on a food ordering app if you don’t have the whole fuckin
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QUICK HITS there may not be a caleb, but there’s a retrotainmnt! we’ve got a bit of everything: anime rants, instapot bullshit, criterion movies, dick jousting, new bed big fig, fat shaming, and congrats to mari for her next step in life with college! oh also, the best wishing time, PBJ, keto fries, winter weather,
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QUICK HITS whelp, it’s the week of the united states presidential election 2020 and everything is going to shit. caleb ate rubberbands, killed a household appliance, his teeth can’t even feel anything, but halloween was good shit. rafe is excited about mandalorian season two and caleb is excited about twilight zone. dani was gracious enough
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QUICK HITS a great special guest, the scientist, joins rafe and caleb to talk about SPOOKY stuff on this SPOOKTACULAR episode. lots of talk about horror movies, halloween growing up, and tons of candy. there are also kinks starting with the letter B which rafe loves. HALLOWEEN HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: low: lost senses
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QUICK HITS it’s billy, but not THAT BILLY! there are kinks starting with the letter X! work is dumb for multiple people! caleb is hungry all the time! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: glamper low: gaining weight caleb’s high-low high: racing success! low: baseball billy’s high-low high: house owner low: job feels HOT HOT TOPICS
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QUICK HITS special guest and old friend of rafe and caleb, lucas, visits for this special episode. caleb has a shit ton of things to talk about, like tiktok, braces, food, biscuits, teeth, and vodka. they catch up with lucas and have a great time. they say goodbye and then had to come back for
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QUICK HITS it’s…… CHAD TIME. green everything. hair dying. west coast versus bible belt. racist hats. fast food reviews. more talk about the first amy adams movie, drop dead gorgeous. they do kink corner with the letter C, and karaoke talk. find chad on twitch at chadburt. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: glamper park low:
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QUICK HITS what the what, another guest?!?! his hobbies are limitless. caleb talks about food with groggy, and they go through basically all the final fantasies together. speaking of hobbies, groggy’s miniatures are available on etsy! kevnobiminis to see his etsy stuff, or https://m.twitch.tv/groggydog for twitch, then https://groggy.dog for blogs! and don’t forget @groggydogFF for
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QUICK HITS there’s a guest, there’s a guest, there’s a guest!! RUBES! with the triple zeroes. he’s visiting family and was gracious enough to have a talk with #RaHaCa. they also get to meet his kid! rafe had a big moment with the glamper this weekend and caleb had a great weekend with the scientist.
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QUICK HITS rafe gets a happy surprise from lashes, complains about samsung’s stupid email app, and gets freaked out by forced hysterectomies. maybe america is the bad guy? https://www.npr.org/2020/09/16/913398383/whistleblower-alleges-medical-neglect-questionable-hysterectomies-of-ice-detaine https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/mass-hysterectomies-ice-happened-trump-s-watch-they-re-america-ncna1240238 https://www.theverge.com/2020/9/16/21436287/sony-ps5-digital-edition-price-release-date caleb talks up a few movies, there’s some discussion about games and where they’re heading, and a bit about new releases for the ps5.
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QUICK HITS caleb is super stoked about his three movies watched with the scientist, some kickass cake, and also mattress wrestling. more food talk, some happy some sad, and caleb is doing more final fantasy races! rafe rants about face masks, beef sticks, and books. she also discovers it’s fun to learn about kinks, spawned
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QUICK HITS what do you get when you combine rafe’s flagrant disregard for other people, caleb’s grocery shopping, dentists, and cubicle farms? a crazy episode where caleb literally leaves the call. also talk about lovecraft country, too much work, and a lot of talk about delicious food. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: glamper ramp-up low:
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QUICK HITS rafe’s feeling shitty so deal with her barely-coherent list pokemon go warally almost makes it into the hot hot topics drugged stories surprise jelly beans comic books bringing back old words double movie week with the scientist “everyone’s got a plan until they get punched” drunk space HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: lashes
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QUICK HITS caleb’s working through some… work stuff, some household things break, and rafe is so overwhelmed that she’s taking a break from everything. good things with date night movie night with the scientist, computer setup, and hoggle. bad things with band-aids. and so many tomatoes. also keto stuff and hand sanitizer science! https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/blog/why-hand-sanitizers-smell HIGH LOWS
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QUICK HITS both rafe and caleb are stumped about topics this week, except for dead things. also #keto update. also caleb got an an essential oils for his cats. also the perpetual pushing back of movie night. also d&d. and the derecho storm of the year. also banana flavors. and german chocolate cake trivia! HIGH
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QUICK HITS caleb has some interesting thoughts on how to take movies to A ‘WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL and also mario kart? rafe gushes about a good friend, braids, grocery shopping, and rick moranis. peanut butter solution, go see it. and tongs. lots of talk on tongs. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: glamper dinner low: measuring
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QUICK HITS caleb headlines with so many updates, like family, food, traveling, more food, baseball stuff, and sad stuff about camps. rafe complains a bit about work and the third star wars trilogy. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: glamper low: health? caleb’s high-low high: baby low: grocery store HOT HOT TOPICS – can we cancel
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QUICK HITS guess there’s something special with this episode. the boys from dudeOMG are back together for this awesomely long recording! lots of catching up, life, missing webcams… cord’s working on being an influencer (cordtakespictures if you want to follow his instagram). billy, but not that billy, supports caleb’s scrabble hockey, the guys talk about
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QUICK HITS did we hear there’d be a dudeOMG reunion soon?!? maybe an after hours reunion. caleb’s trying to be good and rafe is a fucking mess. they’ve got D&D coming up on a new campaign (rafe’s first), and a movie night worth discussing regarding the invisible man. and caleb’s exciting new jersey news! rafe’s
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QUICK HITS what a special, musically-driven episode! musical/theater stories, what music and artists are horrible, how we keep up with music, and more! caleb is really good at gushing about musicals and we learn a bit about his high school life. special shout-out to groggydog for being the number one contributor to the hot hot
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QUICK HITS more talk about the face vibrator. rafe has a lot of feelings about emails and being overly wordy. she’s almost set on her windows 10 machine… yeah… she talks a bit about bert kreischer. caleb gives his opinion on how to send proper emails. he goes through his haircut experience and his beard.
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QUICK HITS cereal chat! rafe’s hickeys! princess bride and more awesome fantasy movies. food and cooking with caleb. SUPER DUPER. hamilton viewing party??! dudeOMG?! old old episodes, another giveaway. just…. super duper. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: dating low: work caleb’s high-low high: princess bride low: knee HOT HOT TOPICS – fuckin tables in microsoft
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QUICK HITS rafe tests out voices for ragnarok because she cares too much about what people think. dani has the best taste in gummies. thank you to everyone for coming to the movie on the discord! rafe talks a lot about reddit port. caleb tries to reign in rafe and her ego but it doesn’t
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QUICK HITS caleb realtalks his hair. caleb talks health and the new health channel in the discord. a nail-biter, exciting finish to the next actor poll. what a ride! rafe and caleb’s next year or so is SET! rafe talks more about the weather and her plants, because that’s her whole dang life right now.
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QUICK HITS caleb is uncomfortable. rafe has sinus pressure. #blacklivesmatter talk and the change we need in america. caleb wants to start a discord exercise channel. baking, classic World of Warcraft, and quarantine hobbies. reddit stuff, tinder, and rafe’s “face” massager. don’t forget to vote for the next actor – https://www.strawpoll.me/20089373 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low
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QUICK HITS baseball stuff! shopping! rafe’s excited about daviga06 streaming on twitch, caleb has some thoughts on the next actor poll, and also thoughts about haggis? caleb is still on his cooking kick! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: telternhaus low: lonely caleb’s high-low high: card collection low: death dread HOT HOT TOPICS – yard work/gardening
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QUICK HITS we want to see people’s gift registries. link us to them! also caleb insists on recipes, to fill june’s meal-planning board. he’s cooking all the food. the final actor poll is up – make sure you vote! https://www.strawpoll.me/20089373 cat cones and floor-licking and covering up murders and having siri record it. caleb is all
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QUICK HITS learning about reddit with world politics & anime tiddies, caleb and the scientist go full suzie homemaker, and they talk way too much about covid-19. also tiktok. and smallville and d&d. getting very close to the end of brendan fraser’s movies so the next poll is going up on monday! front runners right
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QUICK HITS first round poll is going up! whiskey! shitty videos, rafe’s giant bra, garlic bread in space, and new randomizer games in the discord. gremlinz roles. too many roles. house hunting, FOMO. too much television. simpsons! emotes, america’s test kitchen. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: beaucoup low: overworked caleb’s high-low high: shit post central
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QUICK HITS polls are open?! yes, and rafe’s emporium is open for business! so many openings, just like rafe’s sex life. lots of FFR convo, lots of mental health awareness. keep safe and sane, everyone! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: beaucoup low: off keto caleb’s high-low high: rafe FFR commentating low: FFR breakup HOT HOT
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QUICK HITS DENG IN THE HOUSE. he and caleb gang up on rafe about doing FFR. deng and caleb and rafe have all had their emotional eating going on this past week. pizza, PJ’s, and saving money. hitting things with hammers. making important decisions with a coin flip. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: beaucoup low:
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QUICK HITS shofukomachi. the middle of cali. tacos. gimme dat golumpki. fancy food. life-changing mushrooms and smooshy meats. band competitions. yard work. this episode has it all. vodka.microgreens. rafe’s emporium and trash dump RNG giveaways! actor poll opening now, one per person! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: family video chat low: recycling buildup caleb’s high-low
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QUICK HITS it’s DARK AGAIN. the darkmoonex, to be precise. rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead? more info on the next actor after brendan fraser! opinions about the show angel, bio dome, and some head canons. the other podcast, run by dark, all about evolution. the original was better! reboot! rafe’s weird sexually-charged cartoon men! coronavirus/covid-19
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QUICK HITS the mystery character jkoper enters the chat! he’s a legend! we learn a little about the man behind the keyboard. rafe’s been looking at masterclass. coolest person you’ve seen? falling down the hermit hole. going into work. the adventure of buying a webcam from mom. patoogins soaps! lazy delivery! naming plants! the end
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QUICK HITS a wild ham has appeared?!?!what’s this, what’s this? rafe and caleb learn a bit about this charming man who will be racing caleb. they’ll be on RANDOMANIA this saturday 3/28/2020 at 9pm EDT. they talk about their personal covid-19 coronavirus quarantines, kids, and video games, along with a bunch of other random stuff that
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QUICK HITS guest today, guest today, guest todaaaaaay. it’s cheezinator! SO much talk about covid-19. final fantasy racing, karaoke masterclass, fun facts about cheezinator, noise tank holler! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: phantom visit low: phantom visit caleb’s high-low high: new job! low: new corona patient? cheez high-low high: final fantasy randomizer spring tournament! low:
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live #RaHaCa stuff happened! we watched jojo rabbit with sam rockwell, had furybox as a guest, and talked a lot about high lows and final fantasy randomizer. next week, we’ll be watching g.i. joe: rise of cobra. for songs, rafe will do rise and caleb will do cobra.
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QUICK HITS rafe obliterated the beginning of the podcast with her work week, caleb has health news, and final fantasy randomizer, and caleb brings back his namesake from the past. he did commentary, too! ghost stories, pain tolerance, allergies, forfeiting! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: seeing phantom low: building computers caleb’s high-low high: d&d doubles
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QUICK HITS planning rafe’s future with lenten activities. taking drugs. going full #RaHaCa. dog noises from caleb’s corner. lots of distractions. bowling, sleep deprivation, brain experiments. dentist visits! teeth health! dragon ball z, too. and keto, and shout-out to dani for following us on insta and now twitter! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: discord involvement
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QUICK HITS caleb has work and car news, tooth stuff, and all-around a good time. rafe spent so much money… like SO MUCH MONEY. MD trip is planned! in-person episode coming up like whenever. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: computer almost done low: not seeing the phantom caleb’s high-low high: work! car! low: work HOT
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QUICK HITS caleb talks about date night, movie premiere amazon prime hype, parasite, cold cold hands, instant pot journey, alvin ailey, jojo rabbit / richard jewell, top 5 sandwiches, and neck breaks. rafe wants everyone to know she updated her etsy and amazon wishlists… just saying. she also registered for class! and please no hello when
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QUICK HITS rafe blabbers a lot about her happy week, revolving around keto. caleb talks a bit about humblebrags, chili cook off, GGs, oscar movies, sobriety brain, d&d,and skin stuff. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: danny phantom low: more 1909 image problems caleb’s high-low high: oscar lazy hangout day low: FFR admin bullshit HOT HOT
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lots of random topics, like sugar-free soda, plastic clothing, tidying up, keto, stl pickle sighting, caleb eating SO MUCH CAKE, and the 4chan green text. rafe’s high-low high: got win10 1909 to capture low: danny phantom caleb’s high-low high: cake person found low: brain problems HOT HOT HOT TOPICS Soy – what’s the big deal
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what’s this, what’s this? SaintVonJester on the show? and he’s doing a noble stream to raise money to fight the fires in australia #weheartAUS. his twitch is https://twitch.tv/saintvonjester so please support him!! he’ll be streaming on sunday https://app.softgiving.com/influence/stream/MveS6k SVJ has been playing the randomizer TWICE as long as caleb #teampoisonsfx. there’s some fighting over who’s the eldest, and
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caleb tries vegetarian almost… and has been making great progress on cleanup. his brownies are weird, though. also wine, improv, and private discords talking about microorganisms. and bowel movements. hey lot’s of drinking and rafe laughs way too much. rafe’s high-low high: keto weigh-in low: my dumpster fire life caleb’s high-low high: cake low: carb
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEK, GARY!!! five years ago, rafe met brony. without fail, rafe will cut herself on her wüsthof knives. and rafe is dating danny phantom. caleb’s got thoughts on Bombs over Baghdad, Stuffing Burrito, recording with his eyes, wii baseball, weeabo follow up. viewer mail! good food cooking, too #2020resolutions! then more viewer mail,
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happy #RaHaCa2020, everyone!!! welcoming in the new year with lord fizzlebeef! rafe’s 2019 high-low 5/10 high: sisters doing great! low: dating the giant caleb’s 2019 high-low 8/10 high: engagement! low: job nonsense fizzlebeef’s 2019 high-low 6.5/10high: medical achievements!low: besties moved out of state MOVIE – the mummy returns (2001) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209163)caleb 4/10rafe 6/10fizzlebeef 3.3/10 SONGS – 2019
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I meaaaaaan, it’s fiiiiiine. here, in the middle of this olive garden. https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e5zmxa/which_quote_is_most_improved_by_tacking_here_in partycast flashback https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/partycast/id916195427?i=1000368157916 zelda! voices! tenacious d quotes! danny sexbang! stand mixers! the witches! RIP danny aiello. rod steiger’s hilarious rant from the january man: https://youtu.be/iYNusaYYCtw also anal porn. and a video about philadelphia people? https://twitter.com/davebrancosucks/status/1033883985330556928 rafe’s high-low high: keyboard cleaner, beaucoup happy fun
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smallville cameo love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPDt_yUZuIY panera worker called rafe, concerned I got one bagel but a TUB of cream cheese. specifically looked through a thread about cooking with a broken hand; not disappointed https://old.reddit.com/r/EatCheapAndHealthy/comments/e905h1/broken_dominant_hand_what_can_i_make_with_one rafe’s high-low high: good date and BABY YODA low: decorating, and disney+ caleb’s high-low high: new york trip food, sister baby!, sunday
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BEAUCOUP CALLS AVICII AVICHAI QOTD circa 2009: wouldn’t want you to crash before we have tremendous amounts of violent and unnecessarily hard sex free therapy? self-diagnoses! freezer chicken parts! thanksgiving cookies!that time of year for white elephant gifts at the office… also balls deep. https://youtu.be/1A3QGAHZ6cI rafe’s high-low high: holiday decorations low: gross webcam. poptarts, man.
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pokemon go community day. ipad nano. the crack agenda. final fantasy randomizer admin status! a rousing #RaHaCa welcome back to gary! dj earworm’s decade of pop: https://youtu.be/UhIte8t6BEg trump impeachment process: https://i.redd.it/1yywcgwjwwz31.jpg rafe’s high-low high: boys boys boys low: not on keto caleb’s high-low high: ff d&d kickoff low: drama online MOVIE – dudley do-right (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0160236) caleb
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JOIN OUR DISCORD #OneOfUsOneOfUs discordapp.com/invite/Fc6DUze “BUTT FUCKING FACTS” also muffins are bullshit. nudes. toad singing chandelier. https://youtu.be/jDwVkXVHIqg pokemon november 16 community day! chimchar! rafe has feelings about disney+ with baby yoda… brought to you by the company that killed lucasarts… caleb ruins everything about sweetbreads https://www.thekitchn.com/what-are-sweetbreads-and-why-you-should-try-them-meat-basics-208248 rafe’s high-low high: nothing, really low: everything, really caleb’s high-low
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metal straws can be hazardous to your mouth. rafe’s high-low high: friend’s wedding celebration & beaucoup time low: running out of clean dishes caleb’s high-low high: d&d zero session low: final fantasy community drama MOVIE – blast from the past (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124298) caleb 7/10 rafe 7.4/10 SONGS – songs from their pasts geggy tah –
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too hot for halloween in maryland.exorcist 3 – not too shabby according to caleb. rafe can’t even handle trailers.”free guy” with ryan reynolds where he’s an NPC?!? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6264654 “you suck at cooking – garlic bread” https://youtu.be/UPuV52ydBfU rafe’s high-low high: WEDDING!!!! low: proof of wedding dancing? caleb’s high-low high: speed gaming live!!!! & ff d&d maps low: panic attack
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bowel movements require concurrent flushes, as per ladies room etiquette. speaking of etiquette, stop blasting your subs after 9pm in an apartment building. this week, the internet outages. today, the ipad passcode drama. then, the three on call tickets. gewurztraminer to the rescue. and hey, new season of letterkenny to enjoy. but also tinder bullshit?!
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HAPPY OFFICIAL 250TH EPISODE!!! dengwoo doing well! check out the race 10pm 10/11/2019. team poison sound effects! new kind of lip-sync battle? https://www.asiaone.com/digital/keen-eyed-recruiter-catches-man-lip-synching-another-voice-during-skype-interview everyone should get a zerowater caleb cancelled his blizzard account rafe’s high-low high: not dead; temperature drop low: intestines caleb’s high-low high: new job low: intestines MOVIE – the twilight of the
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official final fantasy vii remake can’t get their shit together. people who put they loving having a good time on their profile… nah, really? you done love having a bad time?? please watch ‘drop dead gorgeous’ on hulu. sam rockwell movies??!? gus johnson! joebiden.info? rafe’s high-low high: drinking with beaucoup low: everything else caleb’s high-low high:
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KFC steam dating simulator spawns a memory of caleb watching “dear weeaboos” https://youtu.be/Ax0s4lTidgQ where were you when operation: cheesecake went down in history as the most successful product acquisition in #RaHaCa history? don’t be a food pusher https://i.redd.it/m3tjyjvj6zo31.png shout out to gouda in the duckling tourney! congrats! rafe’s high-low high: reel toilet paper; beaucoup love low: so many #RaHaCa
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NEW LOGO?!?! vote for the fully #RaHaCa style logo! rafe just realized all the tabs in chrome on her phone are yaoi manga which phonetic alphabet is best alphabet? http://mentalfloss.com/article/504886/4-phonetic-alphabets-didnt-survivecali passed a great law! caleb has a great experience in an unexpected place, and was productive with his meat.rafe researches vibrator stuff. CALEB RACING WITH DENGWOO
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another guest – they’re on some kind of kick, that’s for sure. this week, it’s darkmoonEX, aka, mike, of asteroid G! he and caleb talk about duckling derby and speedgaming LIVE. star wars versus star trek, movies, massive amounts of media, baseball cards, childhood stories. dark talks about trip planning and goals. and they play
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caleb brought… another guest!!!?? GREGGLYPUFF who’s met caleb IRL!! pizza talk! getting to know gregglypuff, his music likes, his high school days, etc. then, special surprise guest at the end for final fantasy randomizer stuff. it just keeps getting better! greg’s high-low high: organizing something through the final fantasy randomizer community low: less-than-stellar income week
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caleb has brought a guest along to talk about final fantasy randomizer stuff! DANGWOO! follow him here: https://www.twitch.tv/dengwoo 10pm EST friday nights for the speedgaming stuff! tiktok talk, dating apps and ghosting talk. event shirts! https://matcherino.com/t/sglivealttpr/marketplace dengwoo’s high-low high: didn’t have to work for a week, being on the show low: jury duty at 9am
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living the #rahaca life. /r/brandnewsentence spooktacular talk alcohol, of course rafe’s high-low high: bachelorette weekend low: coming back caleb’s high-low high: job prospect?! low: no job :( MOVIE – blaze (2018) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6443294) caleb 5/10 rafe 5/10 SONGS – rafe and caleb search for their favorite blaze foley songs blaze foley – picture cards can’t picture
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ice cream corner raising the kids right tryguys arby’s menu :O blind pizza taste test is a GO rafe’s parents watched “mute” and loved it! niece is going to bronycon this coming weekend, aug 1-4 2019! walking out of work, and CNN’s headline is “beyond meat plunge” the kind of article rafe can really get
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rando package in the mail… final fantasy burnout, oof. BBQ party talk! doordash tipping debacle rafe hates everyone caleb’s work mentality illinois/missouri traffic messages are getting pretty cheeky “that’s the temperature, not the speed limit” “does your blinker not work, or what?” “you look cute in that seat belt” guy rafe met once asking for
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caleb’s racing on thursdays, saturdays, and sundays, and mondays! summer league! the scoring is BONKERS. rafe is a hermit! caleb shares about his week! rafe’s high-low high: ghosted low: fucking HOT caleb’s high-low high: smallville low: work drama MOVIE – with honors (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111732) caleb 8/10 rafe 6.7/10 SONGS – caleb and rafe are honor
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rafe confessions – she likes to dab into the restroom at work – she makes guys take pictures of themselves smiling with teeth ff randomizer co-op tourney is still going on! summer league next! caleb may go for a speedgaming live event?!?! caleb’s ghost fart smell. madonna’s like a prayer did you know?? rafe’s high-low
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mixing up words, voice acting, and no guest this week. ice cream!! taelnti gelato, drool. peach season. wedding talk, booze talk. caleb talks about how bad the avatar live action movie is. caleb saw spiderman! italian spiderman! https://gfycat.com/anxiousvigorousenglishsetter-spiderman marvel universe future talk! fuckin’ harry potter go https://harrypotterwizardsunite.com. final fantasy speedrun news. olivia newton john’s magic,
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TWO GUESTS?!?! they must be crazy to do this again O_O dani3883 and spellzapp http://www.finalfantasyrandomizer.com races on friday and saturday and maybe monday! IT WAS ONE OF YAS https://youtu.be/thJA5uIgxug rafe’s high-low high: columbia came back low: gaining weight caleb’s high-low high: amusement park, and caleb likes turtles low: dani high-low high: low: friday, leading up
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gary lost the tip which is sad because it’s rafe’s favorite part end of our tongues look like a strawberry CALEB UPDATES!! – guest on ff1 randomizer podcast (not so) live from asteroid G – highrofellos and caleb won their race! rafe’s high-low high: great night out in warrenton at deerfield’s, got the taskbar set
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GUEST! HIGHROFELLOS! https://twitch.tv/highrofellos rafe’s high-low high: st. louis blues win the stanley cup! first time in 49 years! last to first! low: bought a bunch of condoms but the condom drawer isn’t even halfway full, and do I recycle the boxes because I do that at telternhaus… caleb’s high-low high: billy!! low: going back to
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gary grabbing the herr’s creamy ranch habanero chips and rafe’s never seen them?!?! blues won because rafe wore a hoodie to bed rafe had a weird dream rafe likes radler “beer” out of body oil rafe’s high-low high: letterkenny low: girl shoes caleb’s high-low high: family time low: gunshots! emergency room! hertz! :O MOVIE –
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snapchat shoutout HI AMBET!! who the fuck starts out a convo with “hi mommy” cake and ice cream on a paper a serious play and a DC dinner rafe’s high-low high: getting furniture moved around (thanks, brony!!) low: it’s hot caleb’s high-low high: solid date day! low: job woes MOVIE – gnomeo and juliet (2011)
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SPOILERS AT END OF THE EPISODE for avengers: endgame last week for actor poll!! https://www.strawpoll.me/17965560 we gotta do something for our 200+ fans!! lootcrate!! bose headphones, listening to cataclysm omg orgasm rafe saw avengers: endgame and didn’t die in a tornado! rafe got to over 1000 likes on okcupid so her life is complete interpol
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falconic FF and moist mogwai as guest!! ACTOR POLL IS UP!! https://www.strawpoll.me/17965560 military talk romance and how our guests met … thanks, I hate it https://www.ffrcooptournament.com rafe’s high-low high: mo believing rafe that she doesn’t have a computer low: FUCK alabama and FUCK missouri and FUCK ohio and FUCK georgia caleb’s high-low high: fake prince
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rumblefish82 as a special guest! twitch.tv/rumblefish82 ACTOR POLL IS UP!! final fantasy 7 trailer … shout out to jeffy, the new mystery man in our lives wtf projared?? https://kotaku.com/youtuber-projared-accused-of-sexually-soliciting-fans-1834650673 rafe’s high-low high: chatting with all the people ala “humans of new york” low: FUCK georgia governor brian kemp, he’s an asshole and we hate him.
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1pm EST saturday speed gaming!! rafe’s high-low high: kickass weekend with JR (mickey o’neil), seeing robrob low: the sludge of dating, already tired of okcupid caleb’s high-low: high: doing great work placing kids low: bullshit bureaucracy lyn high-low: high: graduated training at new job!! low: rainy and dark outside MOVIE – 3 ninjas: high noon
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follow our newest buddy at twitch.tv/twitchnchilled 7pm EST speedgaming to see them battle! rafe’s high-low high: the giant moved out low: uhhhh. caleb’s high-low high: good day at work! low: shitty work impacting the fun time after work jason’s high-low high: everything is awesome low: flat tire, changed in the rain woke up last night
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TODAY THERE IS A GUEST. WOKE ON WOTE. rafe’s high-low 2-week extravaganza high: hoggle got new rims and tires! low: the giant leaving out a ton of food and then using his alcoholism as an excuse for being a twat high: met a new friend! mickey o’neil because he likes dags low: the DM is
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This week, we have a very special guest on the show! Willcleosis from the Final Fantasy Randomizer community joins the show in advance of his showdown with Caleb! The showdown is set for Saturday, April 13th at 9pm EST on the Speed Gaming family of channels on Twitch.TV. In case you missed, Will will remind
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gary followed our insta even though there’s nothing on it and we didn’t announce it like GARY ARE YOU A WIZARD OR CLAIRVOYANT SRSLY maclain nelson and jake van wagoner (guest murr) on “show offs” https://www.byutv.org/showoffs rafe found a copy-cat for her fresh thyme raspberry lemonade sparking water: water drops’ raspberry lemonade new subreddit called
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rafe needs to watch ‘he’s just not that into you’ to get over beaucoup she also took the bedding from the other bed to double up and make a weighted cocoon, then talks about a weird orchestra trip. things take a downward turn after that. caleb gets distracted by discord messages popping up. rafe rambles
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dumpster cats got neutered! rafe spent her free time answering dumb questions on okcupid her cheese maker, fromaggio, got suspended? D: reminder that google+ is ending and you need to back up any data rafe made gelatin and it’s more chewy than the cubes at a chinese buffet rafe started watching this eco-minimalist on youtube
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high-low rafe’s high: meeting the DM rafe’s low: stupid gut issues rafe got an A in her class… she thinks? she took hoggle in for some work and her service guy, nick, gave her an fbomb for keto cravings! muuna 4% cottage cheese is amazing no salty brown water found here – homemade soy sauce!
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if you hear weird scraping noises, it’s the tape on my armrest because it flew off and I put it back together in the most jankey way possible. all my powerful glues had dried up rafe’s high-low high: coworker sent me a tiktok keto recipe which was super thoughtful low: everyone is dying keith flint
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luke perry had a stroke D: caleb’s update with masked singer! SNAPCHAT SHOUTOUTS rafe’s high-low high: dirty mechanic (the dm) porno script low: pinched my finger in my headset & the arm cushion on my desk chair is coming off caleb’s high-low high: house prepping, fitting into old clothes! watched misery! low: dnd night bummer
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rafe’s high-low low: arguing with the giant high: a really nice talk with one coworker rafe’s new thing – looking at people’s lips caleb’s high-low low: poor problems high: snow storm stay home day! caleb goes to DANCE SHOW ALVIN ALEY 60th anniversary! MOVIE – gremilins 2 (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099700) caleb 7.5/10 rafe 5/10 SONGS –
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trailer talk! aladdin! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6139732 frozen 2! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4520988 catch 22! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5056196 big shark! OH HAI SHARK https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9755806 yesterday! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8079248 rafe’s high-low low: imaging stopped working, boys down south T_T high: mystery valentine’s presents at work caleb’s high-low low: work/career drama high: valentine’s day with the scientist rafe has a date? caleb’s future living arrangements caleb builds
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rafe’s high-low low: internal mantra “I’d fuck him” high: valentine’s replies on fb caleb’s low: he’s poor caleb’s high: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/anu4u9/me_cookie_monster_me_want_you_to_come_visit_me_on CONGRATULATIONS TO WHOMEVER GOT A NEW PHONE, WE’RE HAPPY FOR YOU AND THANK YOU FOR RE-DOWNLOADING ALL OF OUR EPS!!! MOVIE – bimini code (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265084) NEXT MOVIE – no holds barred (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097987) we
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RAFE WRITE SOMETHING! …. ok ok, caleb says I have to write something. fuuuuuuuck. we watched glass! it was good! we talk about it but make sure not to delve into spoiler territory (you’re welcome). and so the reign of bruce willis comes to an end, not with a whimper, but with a wail. wait,
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We're back with more of #BruceWillis and his random forays into being a #vigilante! Needless to say, Rafe's single for a reason... #RafeTheGiantslayer
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RAFE DRANK SO MUCH — I Promise.. like a cock’s load…
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hey it’s another one of these podcast episodes! rafe and caleb discuss high-lows, which involved baking, fantastic food at mocomandy’s, and other stuff. caleb falls in love with two new youtube channels, jaboody dubs and tierzoo. there’s also talk about life, and pokemon, and more pokemon. too much pokemon. but then they talk about their
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rafe sets the mood for the podcast by complaining about emails. high-lows involve BEAST, caleb’s old restaurant, thanksgiving, the scientist, and rafe’s issue with christmas presents. the convo degrades into marriage proposals and rings. and omg the level of detail they go into about how they cook their thanksgiving turkeys… rafe also learns more about
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“good skin is for hookers and potatoes” rafe’s stuffed with thanksgiving goodness so she doesn’t feel like writing a post. some highlights of this episode: /r/boneappletea the appearance https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6857040 https://comicbook.com/marvel/2018/11/09/avengers-4-titles-mcu-quotes-memes MOVIE 1 – rock the kasbah (2015) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3164256) caleb 5.5/10 rafe 6/10 MOVIE 2 – extraction (2015) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4382872) (sean astin was in the 2013 extraction)
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rafe and caleb start off the episode debating why they should or should not see bohemian rhapsody in the theater. this leads into caleb’s date movie. they talk a bit about pokémon go… again… which leads into caleb’s high-low this week involving keto drama, chipotle, work issues, and KFC. it was a rough week for
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“there are like…. no cool songs about ice cream” rafe starts out immediately complaining about her high-low involving her ENTIRE DAY. so get ready for that… also for her clearing her throat way too much. also politics!!! really exciting stuff about how to be prepared for voting. caleb’s high-low involved halloween and family. caleb also
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rafe and caleb gush a bit about other podcasts who are far superior, then caleb has a fun (FUN) idea about interviewing themselves, and then bring furybox along for interviews as well! how neat is that? rafe also decides that the rafe hates caleb fans are called haters… or rahaters… or the faithful? which works
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WE RECORDED IT AGAIN. YOU’RE WELCOME!!
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do people even read these?? they did high-lows as is tradition, rafe made some progress on the loss of google+, and caleb has more updates about the scientist. they also spend WAY too much time talking about pokemon go. but hey, maybe you’re into that nerdy stuff, too. they talk about their two bruce willis
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rafe has SO MUCH to talk about, mostly regarding her high for high-low. it’s about an announcement jake stormoen made about the outpost!! she’s sad about the environment though, and the tobacco industry’s impact on climate change. caleb’s high was about food, of course. his low was about halloween, which is weird because halloween is
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a bit of uplifting news about bruce willis being kind starts off this episode. happy october, everyone. rafe spends time griping about her low. caleb looked on box office mojo and is impressed on little women’s opening weekend (limited release). he also talks a bit about the restaurant, then his high-low involved drinking NOOOOO WAYYYYY
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what a special episode! rafe is dragging ass and caleb immediately jumps into his low about the trip. the trip?!?! that’s right! rafe and caleb went to the magical hollywood land of LA for the little women premiere. rafe weighs herself on the podcast and guess what the result is?!? spoilers, they ate a ton
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happy 200th episode!! rafe laments recording with caleb because she’s missing the outpost BUT there’s a special guest!! billy!! they try to figure out if rafe has ever actually met billy… and then they get pretty sad during their high-lows. they talk about social media, remembering 9-11, some history about montgomery, school work, and household
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rafe and caleb both discuss their hair and rafe gets excited about shitty food. they go through their high-lows which involve jobs, the scientist, pets, *batteries not included, household appliances, world of warcraft mythic drama, class, and not getting paid leave. rafe found a new subreddit, scripted asian gifs! and also someone in st. louis
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rafe starts off the show hurting all the ears of anyone wearing headphones then quickly gets sidetracked by metalocalypse which is apparently streaming on adult swim?!?! SCORE. speaking of, rafe went nuts trying on dresses and picked one. also more boylove with the outpost and supernatural fantasy crossovers. SWOON (and sploosh). and adam johnson has
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things are going all right! rafe struggles with her high-low so she does her default complaining about work. caleb explores the outer rims of gluttony via fair food and has been enjoying the scientist. they talk about life, love, and winning money. but most importantly, THEY PLAN A TRIP TOGETHER. because of little women, which
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rafe complains about work, caleb has a weird obsession with sauce, and rafe goes through her grocery list?? caleb is also hooked on fruit-infused water and rafe has a new favorite beverage that traumatized a small child. caleb goes into great detail with his high-low involving his iphone, water, and a girl. AND ALSO ABOUT
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rafe and caleb try something different by going through current events, like elon musk going private with tesla a pig farmer and a missing girl trump being cool with asbestos and other evil things caleb lightens the mood with a great reddit post about cracked pepper, then they go through their high-lows. caleb’s involved dating
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man oh man, what a weird episode. rafe is still recovering from the trip and both of them are on the keto rocks. they go through their high-lows for the last week and then there’s more complaining about food. caleb talks about some dates he went on!! with decoys?! and some horrible storms versus the
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a special episode for HAMILTON!!! thanks to the marvels of modern technology, it’s time to party with caleb, rafe, and furybox! of course things start off with alcohol. they catch up on rafe visiting and what’s been going on in everyone’s lives and fantasize about making movies better. there’s a bit of christmas. how timely!
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what an exciting episode this is! first, the high-low takes off with rafe spending time at a place she loves but also being embarrassed about tang gardenand the island of el dorado. caleb’s high-low involved the 4th of july and job hunting. big news also from caleb about dudeomg and dudewatches. and on the most
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really all you need to know is caleb can dance like a sweet-ass motherfucker and rafe accidentally deleted her gmail draft and lost everything else. did you know that you can’t recover a deleted gmail draft? sadly lacking ability there, google. get your shit together. oh and happy fourth of july, guys. high-lows are discussed.
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caleb confesses something jaw-dropping right off the bat!! rafe has a new toy at work and talks about her woes about work and their lack of a fantastic, mystical beast. they do high-low, including furybox’s. caleb had a crazy week, which you can hear about on the podcast… rafe gets overly excited about food, of
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what do you mean, they have to restart the episode?! well, it’s not like anything happened this week. except rafe saw antman and she gives her very important opinion about it. they go through their high-lows and caleb makes rafe uncomfortable about her relationships and also by continuously scratching his armpit?!?! caleb talks business for
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rafe is super excited about IHOb getting a ton of shit and also BIG NEWS, jake stormoen and adam johnson will be in a new awesome CW show called the outpost. rafe gets super excited about allocating carbs on keto and still enjoying awesomeness. they do their high-low, which involves sickness woes, losing weight, movies,
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rafe starts off the show with an awkward question that caleb immediately sees through. they detail their high-lows for the week which involved financial security, overeating, st. louis city museum, and dealing with the apartment. rafe started watching arrested development and gets excited about future movies with tall guy. there was a unique wedding, weird
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heyyyyy buddy. the weight loss journey continues for rafe and caleb. good updates from both of them! however, things quickly go south as they talk about what they’ve heard about solo: a star wars story. rafe and caleb are neck and neck in supernatural and caleb started watching a fantastic comedy. caleb discusses his future
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tongue twisters! gitaroo man!!! rafe getting too close to the mic! new NIN! asap science tears apart yanny and laurel! losing our hewring! squirrel ninja warrior! ketosis calculations! bruce willis movies: the sixth sense and the story of us song themes: storytime and six next bruce willis movies: the whole nine yards and the kid
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apologies for rafe’s sound being all fucky. blame the internet!! speaking of the internet, rafe is slightly obsessed with the two-dick guy and also talks about sexual frustration. speaking of frustration, caleb goes off on a tangent about his low-carb food intake. he should seriously just start a food blog. more talks about weight loss
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surprise, caleb starts recording before rafe knows it! caleb makes them bullet their lists of things to talk about. organization is… good? rafe talks about being amazing at work and caleb has a new favorite vine involving a girl, vinegar, and an amazing spill. rafe… gets awkward with venom’s tongue but caleb gets the podcast
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rafe is super excited about keto, printers, and okcupid. she does get a little too into her head about insecurities. but good news – she got some betabrand! there’s some deep-diving talk about keto. caleb talks a bit about his delicious brunch with RB’s and the weird old podcasts. caleb gives rafe shit about using
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hard-hitting vine reenactments start off this mess with I love you and I miss you (hunnnn), country boy I love youuuuu, and I want to see my little boy – here he comes. then while caleb talks work, ANOTHER vine comes up – you better watch out. ok I think we are fully vined out
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things start out JUST FINE, which prompts a harmontown story from caleb. and then, super exciting of course, is ketooooo. so much keto. rafe gets a little too involved in skinny pasta which derails the podcast while caleb and rafe go online window shopping. caleb and RB’s watched a ton of marvel stuff this past
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wow, so much stuff happened! first this, and then THAT! rafe watched hot fuzz & beerfest because she needed some happy times due to unhappy times. caleb watched logan & tremors which spawns a quick convo about who should be the next actor for the podcast. yeah, jumping the gun a bit since they have
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rafe is having difficulties with multiple things, mainly Y2K pop culture, and caleb blocked a ton of shit as well. then there’s this weird conversation about dead restaurants like big boy and shoney’s. then caleb rants a bit about how our memories should not be trusted. hashtag mandela effect. rafe talks about a wrinkle in
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a fantastic episode of catching up and possibly still recovering from last week. there’s a bit of brony watch 2018 and some health stuff. caleb’s got a GREAT weight loss program very similar to the cheese cube diet. speaking of not eating, caleb hung out with RB’s again! caleb also had adventures at the unpub
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on this exciting episode, rafe and caleb get really drunk! rafe is in town so she’s in caleb’s dark, cold basement to record. rafe gets bent out of shape again and caleb calms her down. there’s an ace of base moment and also talk about drinking and broken pants and underwear. to bring things down
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man, where to begin? for starters, surprise! no guest! the dude apologized though, so we forgive that silly man. rafe and caleb are all over the board with talks about dnd, some dating (especially the dangers), and bronygate. just another fun-filled day in the land of podcasts! caleb brings joy back to everyone with neature
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GAY VATICAN!! did that get your attention? what about sam rockwell at the academy awards, which caleb forgot to watch? after that, rafe updates her lenten progress and they think about what to give up next year. always got to think ahead. caleb shares the “explain a film plot badly” tweet about thor: ragnarok and
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baby’s butts! this episode can be summed up as “two bros talk about stuff and watch movies.” thanks, furybox. also… a weird medical corner where caleb and rafe discuss the different types of herpes. rafe trying to pronounce big words is pretty entertaining. there’s a bit of a lent update and weird dental things with
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rafe starts out this episode with some interesting info about whole foods, and then the gang quickly recaps their own lent escapades. caleb tells some pirate jokes and becomes the first pirate HR person. speaking of corporate america, caleb is job hunting! best of luck, dude! caleb is loving the weather while there are only
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caleb’s having a good time backing a badass kickstarter campaign with d&d but the really big excitement is the 10,000 DOWNLOAD GIVEAWAY!!! on facebook, just like, share, and comment on this week’s episode post to be entered. there will be a first and second place prize full of loot! since lent is starting, rafe freaks
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hotness with this fire opener – caleb knows how to get everyone pumped! then rafe complains about lent, caleb complains about cake, and they both complain about the confusing way that easter’s date is calculated. seriously like, wtf? but then a bit about classic gaming. hashtag DOS. and then RL stein and goosebumps. caleb is
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first month of 2018 checked off the list, ending on a great episode! caleb and rafe must have been drinking the same kool-aid because they both want to discuss the best unexplained mysteries as found on reddit… especially the silent twins and the killer gelatinous blob rain. caleb has an emotional and physical meltdown discovering
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what an absurd conversation about film and vietnamese people and their connection to apples. unfortunately, a wonderful author passed away – ursula k. le guin. caleb goes on another good mythical morning tangent about food, spawned by an aldi trip involving orange soda. rafe is super interested in doing isagenix so she and caleb bicker
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hitting it hard with current events, like a guy wearing too many pairs of pants and an irish love starts his own “facts” style youtube channel. most importantly, caleb talks about wine mom, aldi, and riesen candies. he also finished that trump white house book, fire and fury: inside the trump white house. apparently sam
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what the hell is with rafe’s super loud intro? don’t worry, it settles down quickly. speaking of settling down, dry humping and brony talk (thanks for the memory, furybox)! and… catfishing? and the dark spiral of app purchases. then rafe gets super serious about intel’s spectre and meltdown vulnerabilities. like, woah. serious business. on top
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an exciting start to the episode involving cats! rafe talks about her tardy chirstmas, reindeer, and billy’s blog about fasting. rafe talks about being an android lover, then caleb and rafe reminisce about old multiplayer games and discuss the benefits of steroids. rafe is concerned about a remake of the classic overboard and there’s a
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let’s talk about new year’s! and resolutions! also caleb complains about his health. and maybe they delve into chinese zodiac compatibility and the year of the dog. caleb saw jumanji: welcome to the jungle. no spoilers, just a good and short review. rafe tells an embarrassing work story that totally didn’t happen probably. they start
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It’s the Holiday Special! Rafe and I went to New York City! We watched Maclain’s latest, My Brother the Time Traveler, and had an absolute ball. We met Murr from Impractical Jokers! He got us white girl wasted with so many shots of Jameson. The movie is awesome and Rafe and I should be putting
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in this eclectic episode, rafe and caleb discuss alabama’s crazy voting, how the christmas prince is awesome, and netflix cares about their customers. caleb watched elf, rafe wants to watch christmas movie with tim allen, and caleb watched wayyyy too many movies. there’s some debate on deviating from bruce willis to watch the ugly. and
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rafe really gets inside caleb’s head and they delve into the anarchists’ cookbook, including banana peels. rafe gets really excited about christmas and holiday decorations and caleb remembers some of his office holiday adventures. rafe and caleb debate the pros and cons of a keto diet and healthy decisions in general. department meetings and lunches
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no spoilers in this episode! they talk a bit about brony fights, caleb self-analyzing, and rafe self-diagnosing. a bit of mental book-burning and psychological intrigue. rafe and caleb bicker a bit, which is basically their routine. rafe whines a bit about supernatural, too, and caleb catches up a bit on community, and goes through his
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what a confusing start to this one. also some anger because the FCC keeps trying to fuck with net neutrality. btw, you can do your part and fight for net neutrality. no pressure… but do it. they talk a bit about possible watching justice league and how frustrating it is waiting for word on my
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this episode starts off with a bang – and by that, we mean caleb complains about his computer, then humblebrags about exercise. rafe complains about work, there’s some talk about borat mankinis, and then caleb gets excited about his beard. and then talk about thor: ragnarok WITH SPOILERS starting at 25:45 through about 34:00! then…
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rafe and caleb get real about their feelings and body size, related to the upcoming premiere of my brother, the time traveler. caleb is gonna do something about it. this leads into rafe and caleb talking about their social adventures this past week. there’s some talk about netflix in comics, disney’s interest in fox, and
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rafe refuses to edit when they record the night before. there’s talk about kevin spacey, world series, work talk, japanese vacations, and whitney cummings’ personality quiz. they talk about bruce willis in die hard and caleb did story time. the songs this week were about hard things (hueh hueh hueh). caleb talks a bit about
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colors, soda, and beer. everything that screams SPOOKTACULAR!! caleb regales the audience with a weird dream, then rafe and caleb take turns reading creepy stories from huffington post and buzzfeed. ugh. also a reddit post about a scary story in five words or less. good stuff! caleb drinks and burps a lot, and then they
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a delicious episode with the following topics and no edits!! – hamilton rant – jefferson’s a DICK – rafe’s dumb work sched – themed dildos – now that’s what I call kidz bop – SPOOKTACULAR POLL – bruce willis in sunset (1988) – songs about sunsets! – next week, bruce willis in death becomes her
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rafe complains about allergies and caleb complains about… laughing? yeah it’s a weird show. but hey, good news about lucifer and tom welling! after tons of rambling, rafe is excited about the book thing opens back up in baltimore! they also have a deep discussion about which blade runner should be watched. then they get
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rafe gives some great advice about booking room resources in microsoft outlook calendar meetings. then she’s super stoked about the new online show with jake stormoen, extinct! caleb finally watched dragonheart, so he gives his well thought out opinion. this leads into a discussion about alcohol and how to identify a psychopath by their taste
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holy hell is rafe just getting louder each episode? is this some devious scheme of caleb’s to fuck with the success of the show?!? HASHTAG CONSPIRACY. the upside is rafe found the youtube video of animals be like… and also this awesome rap of a guy. caleb pressures rafe into drinking, then she gets kind
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ALTERNATIVE TITLE: the perfect storm of butt stuff caleb starts off the episode with a torrid tale of… pretty gross stuff involving his digestive system. then it’s all about dating for caleb – or the hard stop. rafe spends some time giggling about her first time meeting furybox. then caleb complains about magical homeless people
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rafe is garbled and excited about a facebook milestone. legit happy times. rafe sings a bit and caleb explains his AAA adventures, which prompts more exciting car tales. rafe spends some time going through interesting facts about alan rickman, since this is the last movie they’ll ever get to review with him. there are some
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wtf is with rafe’s sound this ep? caleb didn’t say a goddamn word so she just assumed everything was okay. I mean seriously, her decibel level is higher than her overall unhealthy weight. speaking of weight, rafe is the default winner of the weightloss because caleb refused to actually participate. but caleb may have turned
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rafe’s been reading on askreddit again. they talk about their weekends and also about zero days. there’s a very confusing conversation where rafe refers to caleb’s shirt around his head. no one else can see what caleb’s doing, so it’s a little strange… and caleb insists he’s going to start being better to himself next
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the gang catches up on the week and on the eclipse. then ERP comes up… the good and bad kinds. then silverhawks in spanish and the japanese xmen intro. SHOCK! it’s a whirlwind. they spend a lot of time talking about what they’d do if they won the lottery. rafe makes up some statistics on
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rafe gives some erroneous and correct information about the upcoming solar eclipse. apparently there ARE more solar eclipses than she realized. but seriously, check out the nasa eclipse 2017 site because it is amazing and super informative and helpful. after a bit of rafe complaining in the weight department, caleb complains about a convention in
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a special surprise starts off this episode!!! caleb catches up on his week and TV and food. mmmm, soda. caleb gives some non-spoiler opinions about the dark tower. caleb mansplains books to rafe and goes through his audible experience with IT and steven weber’s voice acting. also caleb is gross and tells a short story
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rafe explains food stuff and caleb declares the podcast will be helpful in the future. then… can one really have an entire conversation about burritos? tune in to find out! also caleb talks about speaking spanish. things are off the hook. and so many suggestions for youtube channels! so many. like, too many for rafe
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what the hell is going on at the beginning of this episode? rafe makes weird noises and well… fuck it. caleb apparently doesn’t know good mythical morning and rafe doesn’t know what emoji to use. the struggle is real. speaking of struggles, rafe has to write one more paper for class. rafe also gets way
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rafe is super excited about this new movie coming out! then caleb and rafe take out their anger on kyle and his opinions on alice in wonderland. rafe complains about her taste in music not being appreciated and caleb makes fun of rafe’s uterus. caleb plans his wedding songs. they think about who should be
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rafe’s sound is super fucked up but don’t worry, it gets back to normal just in time for her to complain about microsoft patching. she tells a funny story about changing passwords, then caleb recaps a great time with a friend. then they discuss their current food tendencies. for some reason the conversation takes a
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caleb recaps his crazy weekend and his sleep. rafe and caleb debate the pros and cons of marathon show-watching and caleb is still pretty livid. they also talk about their astounding weight loss accomplishments! also rafe talks a bit about the jetsons show. and job stuff, and whether or not certain items are dishwasher safe.
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rafe shares an interesting story about orca killers and also please go check out the try guy’s the evolution of viral video. caleb and rafe discuss the woes of weight gain and caleb talks about his weekly mistakes. also dog penis. look, I don’t make him say these things I JUST WRITE THE SUMMARY STOP
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rafe and caleb bicker a bit and then THERE ARE TONS OF SPOILERS ABOUT WONDER WOMAN and some other marvel stuff, too. spoilers start at 4:46 and ends at 18:20. Sheesh. caleb also covers the movie terms of endearment, and spoilers, in case you care about a movie from the 1980’s. caleb goes over some
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a good summary of what would be going on: stuff, and important things. rafe gripes about a picnic and caleb drinks wine. they talk a bit about eating issues and caleb spends some quality time explaining what certain foods have in them. caleb also gushes a bit about the wire. he finished it! and omg
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well well well… it’s time to talk about dieting and exercising. also about caleb overeating, bwahahaha. some pretty interesting talk about shorts… which are awesome. caleb talks a bit about wonder woman but there are no real spoilers. rafe had been googling herself and came across raphael moran and he’s hashtag amazing. this leads into
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rafe and caleb have some weird coincidence starting this episode. rafe has a bit of a nerdy talk about AWildSketchAppeared leaving reddit. caleb recaps his week, which includes job hunting and more job hunting. also a friend has a band! at the show, there was a very interesting fellow that caleb talks about. there’s also
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good god, rafe is loud at the beginning of this podcast. RIP, headphone users. there are some new subreddits you should follow! rafe talks a bit about hair and caleb has an interesting fact about cats. then haircuts from the ’90s and guardians of the galaxy 2 (but no spoilers, no worries). caleb recaps his
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kielbasa and kraut and bread! off to a delicious start. but then… sad times, as a great musical artist has passed away. this swings the discussion to people dying, how to be a good person, and the impending void. then… more food. and also how horrible rafe would be as a mother. oh and gary
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rafe is having underarm issues and caleb is wayyyy too busy. he has a lot going on, like trying to get a job and graduate. rafe is trying to come to terms with with fat, which spawns a fantastic idea/competition. they discuss the best ways to be lazy, and some of rafe’s likes and dislikes.
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distorted sound doesn’t stop rafe from being happy. and then liam neeso! then caleb explains the crazy driving going on in his life right meow. also health concerns, and bread. they discuss work parties and obligations. and then… caleb’s lootcrate sock story and rafe not handling stuff very well. caleb ponders the meaning of loyalty.
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rafe starts off the podcast with some interesting facts about herself, which leads into how caleb feels about her. rafe talks about her week while caleb does his best to distract her on his video. and then rafe awkwardly explains how she searches for porn. yeah, really. caleb doesn’t disappoint, either! caleb recaps his week
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rafe sees caleb on skype video! and caleb explains what’s coming up with dudeOMG! and rafe explains a great thing that happened to her at work. then they go into why the new netflix up-vote/down-vote rating system is insanely stupid. caleb groans about his lack of free time and also recaps what’s going on with
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caleb immediately starts bragging and complaining in this happy episode. caleb gives a review on the oregon trail card game and iron fist. spoilers: more complaining. rafe tries to lighten things up talking about supernatural, but caleb brings it back down by being depressing. but wait, there’s more! things get all technical when rafe and
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caleb makes some gross noises which reminds rafe of the sneezing girl. then rafe recaps some of the cool april fool’s day pranks. caleb goes through his weekend with this girl and then rafe goes through her weekend with brony. then, of course, rafe and caleb bicker about what hiking is. then rafe gets way
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rafe’s all crackly in the beginning, as usual, and she found another favorite subreddit, as usual. it’s called /r/unexpected. look at this crazy car commute! caleb has weird dreams and rafe gets excited about a netflix madlibs. and then some woman with an advertisement tattoo and some guy with face tattoos? then rafe reads madlibs.
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to throw everyone for a loop, rafe starts the show by complaining. and she’s been in a really weird, dark mood. this of course makes caleb think about a college humor skit. caleb and rafe recap their st. patrick’s day celebrations, and caleb took the whole night before to drink hard. then rafe gets WAY
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welcome to the show, everyone! rafe and caleb start the show out by talking to each other. no foolies. caleb’s watching a new old show, his cats are assholes, and rafe refuses to waste her health and beauty supplies. caleb refuses to waste food stuff, which opens the doors to a horrible conspiracy about soy
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caleb got a new thing and rafe starts panicking enough for both of them. and then there’s the bug so caleb has to spend some quality time with himself. caleb is entertained for a little bit, then rafe keeps complaining about big businesses. caleb talks porn and rafe talks fat eating. then too much wine
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killer opening with caleb being angry about work! and then the adventures of dating… a lot… like, a lot. rafe’s reminded of a ted talk about making hard choices. caleb’s social cup runneth over. his schedule will make your head spin. rafe’s definitely did. they talk a bit about parents and names and more about
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some unhappy thoughts about animal cruelty and smelly houses and possibly women. and then, just about the most EXCITING DISCUSSION EVER about kitchen habits. and washing dishes. no, really, they spend like 30 goddamn minutes arguing about dishes. and then… pizza rolls. there’s some talk about freezers and school and how caleb continues to hate
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rafe has found yet another subreddit to follow called what could go wrong and she couldn’t be happier, but then she immediately starts complaining about #firstworldproblems. caleb calls her out on her terrible work ethics, and then rafe shares pineapple pen. and of course, valentine’s day comes up and rafe has a bit of an
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rafe complains some more about school. caleb also has a story about school, which is amazing and involves a blast from the past. BUT FIRST caleb brags about his legit cooking skills. then caleb gets into youtube money-makers, specifically idubbbz, and then talks about world of warcraft like a nerd. but apparently there was a
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rafe tries her best to be quiet but… well, it kind of works out. caleb is SO ANGRY about everything… a date, driving, mcdonald’s, the dumpster cats… then rafe pines for food. and caleb is gross about food. omg so gross. caleb rambles on a bit about italian food, but then things get good when
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rafe goes on a bit of a rant about tiny computers and tiny mobile computers. then caleb is an ass about processors. rafe does some research about how many cores you have have in a processor and you won’t believe the answer. and then they get into addiction and facebook. it’s caleb’s turn to rant
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rafe’s hate for caleb really shines through at the beginning of the episode. there’s a quick update on the dudeOMG bunch and then talk of evil, fatty-fat-fat cats. but clean cats… and who the hell is shadoe stevens? then it’s caleb’s turn to be angry. #angry2017. and complaining about college. caleb teaches rafe how to
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rafe is WAY TOO LOUD when this episode starts. but then she settles the fuck down. jfc rafe get your shit together you are a MESS. then caleb forces her to carry the entire podcast for about a minute. at least she has kiss cams to make her feel better. caleb has a lot going
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hello and welcome to another interesting episode of random things! rafe tries to explain her gut feeling to caleb and they both possibly don’t know how to live healthy lives. and kitties! more kitties. and gross stuff about kitties. rafe brags about christmas and is also back to playing wildstar. caleb also goes over his
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shitty sound quality aside, rafe brings up a lovely story about coincidence in kentucky. caleb laughs about some ridiculous hashtags and accidentally dirty names. rafe is way behind the times when it comes to transformers and also discovers the next fast and furious movie (hashtag evil dreadlocks). caleb suggests yet another movie for rafe called
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well folks, rafe isn’t really on her game this episode which she thinks is pretty dumb. caleb goes into great detail on a final fantasy 7 speed run that gets pretty nerdy. then caleb starts talking about pokemon go and rafe gets WAY too excited. rafe is also happy about watching foxes diving into snow
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rafe found a new favorite subreddit. caleb is excited about the end of 2016 and lists his plans. rafe is in denial about her mental disorders. rafe quotes an old okcupid profile and they have some laughs. she then awkwardly complains about not understanding sexuality. they get on a tangent about sapiensexual. caleb brings up
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hold onto your facial tissues, caleb starts off the show with a depressing story. but don’t fret, rafe gets all excited about seeing the game grumps live (spoiler: it was amazing). she also gives her own opinions on chicago food and makes fun of windows 10. caleb talks food and then he and rafe debate
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the holiday spirit is alive when rafe and caleb discuss festive dildos. there’s also some complaining about final fantasy 15, and caleb has some exciting news about gaming! they discuss thanksgiving stuff and family. caleb totally nerds out about dnd and old school gaming and his cooking. speaking of old school, indiana jones! and the
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it’s a partycast with the guys from dudeOMG! they have a great start talking about sex noises and weird japanese gameshows. rafe has a new subreddit she likes, which reminds caleb about bill burr’s commentary and some false info on rob schneider. rafe is stoked for a new bill in new york to ban conversion
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an exciting new chapter of alan rickman has begun! but first, rafe is concerned about pranks and caleb recalls several of his own pranks when in the military. pretty hilarious. caleb talks about his week, and his powerful position, and rafe tries being a supportive friend. she complains about management. caleb has some false info
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rafe and caleb talk a bit about politics (rafe brings up gary johnson joking about pot), then they both recap their weekends. rafe gushes a bit about craft fairs and then gets attacked by a mosquito and caleb thinks it’s hilarous. brony makes a short appearance. caleb comes up with a poem for the mosquito.
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it’s literally halloween and caleb has some very important interruptions during the show. he also got beat up, which reminds rafe of veronica mars. there was an RL stine AMA, if you like that sort of thing. and then caleb’s cat derails everything. they reminisce about utah, drinking, and rafe gets way to close to
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rafe warms up on the air, and then things get serious when rafe mourns a loss. then caleb and rafe establish the drinking game rules: 1. can’t say FUN 2. must respond to SPOOKTACULAR by making ghost noises 3. if someone sings, you have to combat it with another related song, or drink 4. special
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rafe has anxiety about the silliest thing, and caleb knows too many jingles for his own good. rafe recaps her weekend, where she actually went outside. caleb also recaps his weekend, which involved a lot of nintendo and food. more food is discussed, like lunch meat, teriyaki chicken, and fried rice. they also talk about
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caleb is happy to do impressions of a favorite arrow character and spends a fair amount of time interrupting rafe for his own selfish wants – aka hamilton. rafe is excited about another great arrowstorm entertainment movie on kickstarter called magellan. caleb lists all the food he’s had, which reminds rafe of the awesomeness of
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rafe talks about her exciting life of training and caleb updates everyone on his cough situation and brags about his perfect blood. brags come about when he talks about his night out and his loki-level dart game. but then things get real when caleb, furybox, and billy from dudeOMG go on a painful adventure involving
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caleb starts the podcast off with a bang, talking about real life and whatnot. rafe is playing wildstar again and also trying to be healthier, which reminds caleb about amish stuff, which reminds rafe about grocery shopping with brony. some pretty heavy nihilistic thoughts are voiced, then caleb tries to build a wall. caleb is
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rafe starts off on a happy note about chest pains and autism. also caleb coughs a lot and reminisces about forgotten memories. they talk a bit about world of warcraft and speeding tickets in finland. they talk about stinky things, cats, and fancy dining. caleb’s dating again, which this week revolves around jessica jones. caleb
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cravings, cat food, and dating your parents start off this great episode. caleb remembers a song about colorful buses. rafe and caleb try to not be complete cynical assholes all the time. also talk of assholes. also gunnar optiks and five nights at freddy’s. and what could come out of a vagina? rafe and caleb
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well, happy one hundredth episode, everyone. to celebrate, caleb tells one hundred things that happened to him this week. this includes world of warcraft, tanks, dungeons and dragons, corvettes, robo-bailer, and other stuff. rafe updates everyone on ITT tech and also soylent green. they also talk about their different playing styles in JRPG’s like final
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caleb’s drinking and reminiscing about random stuff (not about BBC). he’s a dreamer, folks. he goes through his women woes and they discuss facebook stalking. they talk about ozzyman a bit and rafe has news about apple in ireland. they talk jumanji and dr. who. then there’s #calebsmonthly where he complains about campus parking. all
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rafe is back on tumblr and caleb found a new show to watch. there’s a deep dive into screaming, and horror movie reactions, and caleb going to see hell or high water. bad stuff is going on with pokemon and good things going on with world of warcraft. brony comes up, in a totally healthy
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caleb is in an old new relationship that proves how much of a nerd he is. hint: world of warcraft. rafe brings up another apocalympic story about ryan lochte lying about being robbed. there’s a lot of talking over each other, and they learn when the olympics is ending. they talk drinking, furybox getting handsy,
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more apocalympics 2016! and weird animals. and recycling. caleb reminisces about his weekend party and the amount of food left over. he’s great at bartering and being fire safe. caleb details all the double-named people at his party, and the after-party life. caleb is back on the world of warcraft wagon. hardcore. rafe is excited
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rafe goes nuts talking about the rio olympics and all the horrible things happening. caleb has his party prep, drying stuff, missouri public defenders, and some ranting about dating (hashtag caleb’s monthly). shout out to enny, who listens AND plays magic. love that man! caleb also reads a reddit post that furybox suggested, regarding fetishes.
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rafe tries to force caleb to tell stories, but it dissolves into a boring talk about business. rafe brings up anxiety attacks. caleb makes fun of rafe, and she also talks a bit about work. it’s pretty boring for the first 10 minutes or so. but caleb’s deck comes back up – heyooooo. rafe is
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quick shout out to jake stormoen – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! also rafe wants to share a funny twitter story (and you should follow them on twitter). rafe almost throws up at caleb using the word pus (starts at 2:48 and ends at 3:58). caleb found the best pokemon go subreddit. they talk rasicm, #AllPokemonMatter, donald trump’s
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pokemon GO? YES! pokemon GO!!! for like a half hour, rafe and caleb talk all about the ups and downs of pokemon GO! rafe does her IT support desk stuff and walks caleb through checking his apps that are allowed full access to his google account. it’s exhausting, but hopefully it helps someone else. anyway,
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toilet humor, hooray! caleb gets super awkward and that prompts rafe to tell the fucking sorry story. they talk about furybox and lucas and payback. and goodfellows. rafe gets to enjoy the company of a two-year-old that reminds caleb of the pterodactyl screech, and he tells a gorilla story. exercise, dating, barfing, the norm. caleb
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starting off with a bang, rafe brings light to freezer dildos. they talk thomas jane, the incredibles, and dying young. which prompts the conversation about supplements and dieting. rafe makes great excuses. caleb talks about his gastrointestinal situation and exercising. rafe keeps getting a scam call on her phone, and tells a story about a
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rafe talks plan-b drones and caleb and KPJ have come up with a new easter challenge. they talk about father’s day and life in general. caleb makes fun of rafe again for being old and without children. caleb went to a high school graduation, and again they feel old. caleb had a good time. then
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what’s that? a SPECIAL EPISODE? WITH GREG!??! rafe and caleb catch up a bit with greg, the biggest news being he’s pregnant. he talks a bit about on tour now and pet clinic. but yes, baby talk! on the other side the happy train is caleb, sitting in the sadness caboose. rafe brings some somberness
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rafe gives tips and tricks for balanced and healthy breakfasts. rafe also complains a bit about work, yay! caleb makes fun of rafe for her week of nothing, which involves scissors. she talks about her class and how crappy it is and about the worst songs in a playlist. caleb asks important questions about life.
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rafe and caleb are one step closer to fulfilling the march madness giveaway! after rafe talks about listening to MY NAME IS IAN, caleb goes through the alphabet of holes. yes, it’s that weird and/or gross. rafe opens up about some of her concerns about immortality. rafe brings up christopher pike again and caleb is
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rafe and caleb did another no-edit episode!!! but this one is goodish, they promise. rafe tells a lovely story about her neighbor and parking. caleb won’t talk about his date, other than a few choice words. very few words. rafe goes on about firefly and spoilers, then more dating, and gender shaming. there’s some stuff
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rafe throws another issue out there, this time regarding the charter and time-warner merger. they talk about the plague and gross water and college. going back to old family homes comes up because caleb went to georgia. rafe reminisces about the past but mostly it’s about caleb and his visit down south. and banana pudding.
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rafe and caleb offer their deepest apologies for the partycast. rafe gushes over the columbia inn and floyd’s. then rafe has concerns about the zika virus, namely that harvard says don’t go to the rio olympics because it could cause a global health disaster. and people with zika have a 20x change getting guillain-barre syndrome.
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This week is a PARTYCAST! Rafe and Caleb are joined by the infamous Brony! But also Josh, from Furybox! And of course, fan favorite, Nekro Pain aka Keith Parker Jones aka KPJ aka Kyle. Rafe normally writes these posts but she’s on vacation. Do yourself a favor and just jump in there! Also, in honor
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today is the 30th anniversary of the chernobyl nuclear meltdown. but that’s not really a topic for this episode. they talk about hype! gettin’ hyped!! next week, they’re going to have nekro pain of pain, josh of furybox, and brony of rafe’s life. caleb drinks and does school work. apparently rafe tries too hard at
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rafe is super stoked for the upcoming disney movies that’ll be airing in may and caleb tries to figure out what the movies are about. this obviously brings up a discussion on race choices in blockbuster movie and netflix show collections. and ben & jerry’s. mmmmmm, prison ice cream. caleb describes an alabama hot pocket,
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playing with playback speed starts off this exciting episode. btw, apologies for the crackling on the mic. you can blame rafe or caleb. caleb saw the boss with melissa mccarthy! rafe reminisces about dudes and dragons with caleb. caleb is super stoked about the animaniacs on netflix. you all should watch that cartoon, for reals.
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first world problems and a giveaway start off this exciting podcast episode. rafe complains a lot. about sinks. rafe also gets scared about the future. caleb gives her a ton of shit and makes jokes because otherwise this show would be crap. then rafe complains about the shower. caleb got published! first author! and we
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rafe has the giggles. caleb’s bro is taka taka taka in the background! more giggles about depressing stuff. rafe has some solid real-life protips and then talks about her boring sleeping patterns. caleb found an awesome gofundme to back zahra who’s a great musician. caleb is nerding out with final fantasy – THE FIRST ONE.
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rafe admits to her failures in this great opener. the rafe gets caleb to talk allll about his LA trip with his brother. caleb met peter tilden of LA’s KABC. there are some grumbles, caleb got kicked out of an airbnb, then he did some more stuff in LA. you should probably listen to the
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no. edits. no edits. get ready for some caleb coughs. rafe votes! more political corner! some goat mug twitter stuff with jake stormoen! rafe gets grossed out. she has some deep thoughts on stalkers and people harming entertainers. rafe went to a hockey game. they make some horrible noises in an attempt at being the
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what a glorious day to be alive – a friday that was going to be podcastless, but thanks to your rousing upset comments on facebook, caleb gave in and decided to record with rafe. they talk about superheroes, trailers, blackouts, and rafe’s next step in life. and a happy/angry reminder to follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter
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racism, gary, and sticky things. alcohol again. also caleb wants more people to talk to us on our facebook and twitter pages. follow us on twitter @rafehatescaleb for exciting things! a little more political corner, where rafe and caleb are kind of depressed about america in general. bacon discussed. different kinds of bacon… eeew. some
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first things first, craigslist has some very odd posts. some special words are said to gary while under the influence. lenten things are discussed. caleb had some kombucha and it was eventful. caleb goes a little nuts on the who political nonsense again. there’s an uncomfortable amount of religious discovery in this episode, btw. rafe
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great opener and a great twitter talk about trending hashtags and topics. a bit of deadpool (but no spoilers, go listen to dude watches for that). caleb drinks some and pokes fun at rafe. caleb gets pissy at rafe for life decisions. valentine’s day happened, and tinder matches happened, and just generally great conversation. they
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well, caleb’s drinking again and rafe knows nothing about anything again (mostly involving french). some little talk about the superbowl (go broncos!) and the commercials and caleb’s food problems. rafe and caleb discuss arrow and the flash (some arrow spoilers involving the first two seasons). caleb objectifies all the womens. caleb has some strong opinions
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a bit of the GOP debate is discussed because rafe has no idea what’s going on in america. caleb says words and stutters. there’s more political talk and then pinata talk and then impersonations. rafe has sad news about her work. rafe is tough on fun and dreams, and caleb has a very real story
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great show-opener with rafe doing some stuff to gary. caleb talks drunk snowdays and TP sandwiches with his roommate. lots of drinking and board games. rafe does training. fun word games using cody (casuals fame) and his nickname. they #potatoamovie and then laugh about a great reddit thread where they add “ing” to the end
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welcome to rafe hates caleb, where caleb starts the show by just making noises. rafe contemplates cake and caleb contemplates how unnecessary forks are. food talks. inside jokes. stupid caleb jokes. his pun really got rafe. giant bathtubs and reminiscing, and more cat talk. caleb admits to doctoring his social media. brief angry discussion about
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the awkward start of a podcast when rafe and caleb recorded basically two days in a row… caleb caught up on always sunny and they talk a bit about favorites. rafe brings up animal abuse because 2016 is going to be a happy year. kids are the worst. real talk about being overweight, wanting a
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rafe starts off the show with some anger and caleb brings in the big guns and tells his horrible cat story. he recaps his christmas break (supernatural and drinking) and they both experience the woes of coming back to work after a break. rafe struggles with what VPN stands for, all for the sake of
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well, caleb’s drunk. he’s made some mistakes about tomorrow morning. btw, does rafe sound fuzzy? she sounds fuzzy. shia lebouf comes up, and his cannibalism. caleb is so trendy by watching call me lucky. he feels special about his relationship with barry crimmins. he talks cat fights and jesus, which reminds rafe about always sunny
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caleb has a podcast goal that means no more morning recordings. a lot of discussion revolving around the new kitten. some clapping. some ex machina, leading into artificial intelligence taking over the world. also creed. not the band, the rocky movie. caleb saw it, rafe gets confused then talks about funny or die. there’s some
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caleb has sleep deprivation due to a new member of his household. rafe goes over her thanksgiving with brony’s family and caleb makes fun of her. brony got sick. rafe’s been powering through hemlock grove and enjoying it. caleb watched the trailer for captain america: civil war but rafe didn’t bwahahaha. caleb is excited about
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rafe starts off talking about a weird dream. caleb talks cell phones and upcoming school stuff. he’s got some sad news about some stuff. rafe tries to be positive about shitty justin long movies and the podcast is still having some recording issues. caleb watched master of none with aziz ansari and remembers some other
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caleb basically didn’t watch the movie this week, but it’s okay. caleb’s drinking a new beer. it’s a grapefruit sculpin from ballast point. and rafe is still not really watching trailers and caleb wants to talk about suicide squad. but hey rafe watched the trailer for jessica jones! go her! and then caleb ruins it.
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brony got a car! caleb has thoughts about the warcraft trailer! rafe doesn’t, though. caleb has more thoughts on rafe not watching movie trailers. caleb continues to nerd out and rafe nerds out about helping the car salesguy, cory foxx, from suntrup hyundai south (she wants you to get your next car from this dude).
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rafe starts out saying stephen shimek’s name incorrectly when talking about nocturne, and then talks about german food. caleb had a drunken weekend in long island and has some moments in his head. he also goes over some of his favorite drinks. he visited with mathlete’s family. big step! rafe and caleb learn a bit
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are you ready for the second annual SPOOKTACULAR?!?! rafe and caleb bring their A game, and by that we mean they drink a lot. don’t forget to play along: drink when they say SPOOKTACULAR, fun, or laugh at each other. also whenever someone swears. caleb talks about his overly stressful life, mostly involving too much
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rafe’s voice sounds a little muffled. blame it on the sound board travelling back from salt lake city. they talk about sensory deprivation and bullshit movies. rafe’s excited about james marsters and some dragon warriors pictures. rafe experiments with periscope. caleb has an ear crisis. rafe talks about the ibrick. caleb has had a rough
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it’s the second rafe hates caleb special! the sound is kind of weird because things. they only wanted to talk about dragon warriors (and george washington, apparently) but do their best to bring in other topics. ready for the play-by-play? caleb talks travel and black shit. rafe freaks out about sitting next to people. rafe
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caleb brings up crossroads again because apparently whoever wrote is a pretty big deal. caleb was forced to watch grey’s anatomy and tries to recap a portion of the show and it may or may not be completely inaccurate. rafe complains about netflix and they play the interrupting game. it’s gets worse – caleb goes
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caleb and rafe both had some nice drinking experiences. rafe recaps a beerfest and gets a little too enthusiastic about it, and caleb generalizes how people in their 50’s dress. caleb reviews a new soda – celery soda (dr. brown’s cel-ray, to be specific). he went to the renfaire and heckled some acts like ichabod
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caleb does a play-by-play of a commercial with the worst friends ever. the casuals were successful in their gofundme, which means rafe and caleb both got their slap videos (see rafe’s here and caleb’s here). caleb totally insults the guys. caleb was also on their podcast, as they’ve said before, so go listen to that
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in this thrilling episode, rafe asks important questions about HOA’s and what a podcast is and what has bruce campbell done with his career? caleb was a guest on the casuals podcast because he supported the guys with getting a new piece of equipment. he also bought a gigantic frying pan and other things on
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caleb makes the mistake of asking rafe about windows operating systems. rafe throws down some hate for the new google logo and finds a new genre of shows to binge watch on netflix. then caleb plays point-counterpoint with rafe regarding the super mario bros movie and gets really bent out of shape, then comes up
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dragon warriors has a “save the date” and rafe and caleb have to figure out the logistics – on this episode, of course. rafe might be moving servers in final fantasy XIV which is really only interesting to the people involved. caleb has a new friend to talk to about games. caleb tries to share
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two big news stories starting this delightful podcast regarding lions and cheaters. then web advertisements. and warriors. caleb ponders all the bad words that the FCC hates and also friendship. and moistness. ugh. this spawns an odd game of “would you rather.” rafe brings the mood crashing down by talking about denying the reality of
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starting off on a huge down note, rafe and caleb complain about life and rafe’s work. she goes into way too much detail about her opinions and how she’s letting said opinions be known. caleb’s been drunk sleeping a lot and not taking care of himself. he went to a wedding and took care of
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caleb is finally taking advantage of his networking and gets his coworkers to like the podcast page. he talks about his boring work with rafe and then rafe talks about boring cars and caleb is an ass about it. arguing about about sushi and bickering about consumer reports. caleb is on point this episode! rafe
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on a positive note, caleb is drinking. he does a short review of peroni. rafe interrupts the jokes to talk about perseverance regarding some old shoes. caleb is about to embark on the worst idea ever, which is having too many jobs and going to college. the better seasons are fast approaching and caleb warms
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caleb starts out being totally sexual and weird and says “like” a whole bunch (new drinking word!). rafe complains about being an adult and having responsibilities and caleb saw ant man. rafe talks about michael douglas having throat cancer. there may be some small spoilers, but nothing serious. they nerd out a little bit more
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the show starts out with rafe making ugly noises and talking about ladybaby. caleb jokes about his radio voice which reminds rafe of some german website that had old flash videos on it called ZOMG ZUFALL!. then rafe has to complain about not being able to wear her favorite t-shirts on casual fridays. caleb talks
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caleb and rafe go through tinder men profiles and try to create a more douchey profile for caleb. rafe and caleb both can’t pronounce “français” but it was probably spelled incorrectly on that tinder profile? yeah that’s why. not because they’re stupid americans. huge thank you to gary who has been our super marketeer across
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greg is on the show greg is on the show greg is on the showwwwww. we’re talking about THE greg, the gang tries to highlight the great things greg is doing on twitch and twitter but rafe manages to sully the good times by talking about bathroom blowjobs. greg gets in a few words about
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caleb is going through another stint of not smoking and rafe considers picking up bad habits to get through school. caleb has a great story about a real-life thief. rafe lets caleb judge her tinder men. and during that wonderful tinder time, caleb makes the best noises. but really, how DOES one make a thunder
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well, it finally happened. brony is a guest on the podcast. he’s drinking. everyone is drinking. rafe’s super excited that she got to share POWERTHIRST with her coworkers. caleb and brony make horrible noises. caleb is still on tinder and having okay luck. he’s totally cool with people googling him. caleb found a new subreddit
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rafe’s pretty stoked she can say jake stormoen’s name because he introduced himself on fiverr. and caleb is pretty confused about some girl’s name. rafe gushes about adam johnson and DRAGON WARRIORS. caleb says one of the most disgusting phrases rafe has ever heard. rafe talks about her boring class and caleb is ashamed at
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not happy news this episode. caleb talks about boggles the kitten. but then he talks about shoes so it gets better. he recaps a pretty eventful week. rafe went to the doctor’s and also started class, which isn’t exciting at all. update on caleb’s stupid name pronunciation. erotic fanart and new video games come up.
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rafe says goodbye to brony at the beginning of this ep, which is a little confusing at first. she’s super excited about tami stronach (the childlike empress in the neverending story) being in a new film called poslední z aporveru. from the crappy translation, it seems to be about a world where people live in
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rafe hates lollipop for andriod (it’s the worst). caleb and rafe bring light into everyone’s life by quoting the GI joe PSAs and caleb basically recaps how he works every day. caleb is not good with hearing good news. more adventures with the kitten, and adventures with rafe judging people on tinder. she and caleb
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rafe and caleb get completely distracted by dictionary.com‘s robot word pronunciation. it sucks because only caleb’s got recorded. rafe tried a couple of times (cool story bro) but it’s just dead air. rafe starts her college class soon and caleb’s ending his. chaos all around – and yes, rafe tries so ask caleb if he’s
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caleb tells a great story about thomas the tank engine which prompts a discussion on microwave fires. bullies. caleb started a job! his week sucks and so does rafe’s! they talk avengers: age of ultron but keep away from spoilers… mostly… they have a long-winded discussion on which infinity stones have been introduced (like super
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rafe rehashes another brony battle and ends up getting angry and yelling at caleb. caleb counters by talking about someone with tourette’s. caleb hung out with his boyfriends which is super sexy. he also watched the documentary about scientology called going clear and he thinks you should watch it, too. caleb thinks his car is
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rafe leaves the mic so caleb has to talk to himself and it gets kind of awkward. well rafe got in another fight with brony. rafe sucks at updating the website’s music and sam rockwell pages and makes the best excuses ever. holler back to gentlemen broncos, while rafe complains about protecting her assets. caleb’s
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caleb tells a pretty interesting story about a license plate, and that’s basically the highlight of the show. rafe got in a fight with brony… again… (political pundits are calling it cardboardboxgate) but hey! life is happening! basically, they spent a lot of time bullshitting. rafe wants to take an awkward picture with brony ala tim
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there’s a GUEST. he’s an angry, punkrock kind of guy. everyone say hi to keith parker jones of the band PAIN. it’s a horror punk/metal band local to maryland but worthy of national appreciation. rafe and caleb interview nekro pain using the most piercing myspace survey questions. things get pretty awkward. KPJ might be an
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rafe has big life news! she has to deliver a belt. caleb talks grad school and trying to get a job. he saw birdman! no spoilers, promise. community, too. no spoilers? rafe is happy and doesn’t know what to do with herself. caleb is trying to be a better person and not such a homewrecker.
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rafe complains about hunting for an apartment and caleb and rafe catch up on other happenings. they talk about rollercoasters and painkillers and skinny arms. st. patrick’s day happened, too. a lot of life stuff happened. caleb introduces rafe to poutine which btw she will totally make when she has the time. rafe complains about
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as the title says, brony hates rafe… well, certain things about rafe. so mean. caleb makes everything better by being nathan explosion again. and he tries to get rafe to move to maryland. rafe recaps the latest work week, and caleb complains about himself talking. caleb goes a bit to a dark place when discussing
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well, rafe is fat and trying to do something about it. caleb is kind of supportive about it. he’s not having a good time, though, because of college. and his wrist. they talk injuries again, this time about cutting – hooray! caleb updates us on his applications and living plans for the future. he also
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rafe has anxiety issues and caleb tries to make her feel okay about it. rafe says “like” a million times. caleb likes friends and rafe doesn’t. rafe talks work and lasik (aka complains). caleb tries to solve all rafe’s work problems. caleb talks, too, about being cold in his basement. that’s about it… JUST KIDDING
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caleb interrupts rafe about a million times in this episode because what he wants to say is more interesting. that’s brutal. also caleb is nathan explosion. and christopher walken. caleb’s still on drugs because he actually had his wrist surgery. pretty funny antics when caleb’s on morphine. rafe is biased against certain car makes. snow
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wow, rafe really struggles through figuring out a movie character. best awkward start ever. caleb is on drugs. super mellow caleb. he relives his days with doctors regarding his brokenness. caleb gets an award (maybe) and still has a chance to go to college in stl (maybe). rafe wants to write a song. caleb gets
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the most important thing to take away from this episode is caleb is not an english teacher. oh, and rafe is cool with having a boyfriend now. caleb is a mood-killer, too. let’s just blame everything bad on caleb. he’s an emotionally compromised teenage girl. they contemplate retired crime fighters which is totally depressing and
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rafe spends WAY too much time figuring out a song. there are a lot of awkward pauses in this episode. rafe and caleb talk toilets and sad anniversaries. and anal, of course. rafe complains about house hunting and caleb gives rafe shit about everything. caleb’s back in class and rafe is actually interested. also burrito
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rafe and caleb fantasize how a girl scout war would end and rafe gives a brony update. both of them catch up on their weeks and rafe has a fan!!! they have so much in common. rafe demands emails (seriously you should email her. she needs to know you care). caleb grosses out rafe with
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caleb’s living in a crappy episode of supernatural involving cats and chocolate frosting. so much fat logic. rafe talks about her progression with the brony and caleb learns a new word, and caleb talks about the progression of… nothing… because his life is awful. caleb is awful at using his smartphone as a smartphone. he’s
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rafe’s love life starts off this grand episode that’s filled with laughs. seriously, rafe and caleb laugh a lot at their own jokes. dicks come up a LOT. caleb comes up with a new app that will revolutionize the selfie. caleb reflects on his future and rafe worries about herself. caleb has an interesting experience
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rafe is very hungry. they talk about dicks for a bit. rafe tries to sing a song from homestarrunner. caleb’s taking a film class and wow, he’s awkward. he has no social skills. cord from dudeOMG asked how rafe can dislike people and being touched, but really wants kids. caleb decides the best way to
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caleb starts off with a horrible parody using an annoying song and it all goes downhill from there. rafe meets a new guy on okcupid who is a friend, really just a friend. both caleb and rafe go through their new year’s adventures. caleb goes through his favorite TV shows and the replacements that filled
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WE HAVE A GUEST. it’s billy (but not billy from dudeOMG)! caleb has to sit uncomfortably close to billy as they share a mic. rafe talks about lasik eye surgery and caleb adds his input to his own experience. caleb recaps his holiday week with his family and his drunk tweets. then billy and caleb
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the pope tries to be nice and it blows up in his face, which prompts caleb to think about what makes someone a good parent. he arrogance displays itself with full force! rafe finds out what boxing day actually is. spoilers: it’s not as cool as she wanted it to be. rafe also brings up
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this one goes out to all the ladiiieeessss and that means rafe and caleb did this FOR JOSH. rafe and caleb do their best to dedicate an episode but they get distracted by their own selfish thoughts, like reading web comics and blowing guys. caleb watched a lot of movies, specifically interstellar (spoilers), and they
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SO ANGRY. most of this episode is about rafe and caleb hating everything, including the sam rockwell movie. they list things they’d rather do than watch the sitter again (spoiler: there are a lot of things). rafe tries some levity by reading craigslist personals (hashtag sasquatch) and caleb tells his own horrific tale regarding craigslist.
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oh god, this episode is so goddamn depressing. a sad sam rockwell movie (the green mile) and songs that make them cry. BUT before all that sadness, rafe talks about about okcupid and caleb gets cheeky about his sensitivity. rafe has decided not to diet or exercise at all, ever again. she and caleb both
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this episode starts off with rafe complaining about kickstarter, specifically the “potato salad guy” but caleb one-ups rafe by telling how no one can pronounce his name when taking role. and then they joke about isis and death in urban areas (not cool, guys. not cool). but they recover by discussing multiple penises on crowley
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rafe gets a little too graphic talking about thunderknuckles and caleb and rafe try to come up with a naming convention for her beaus – caleb has the transformers, which is amazing. he goes on a date with starscream, who doesn’t drink and caleb doesn’t understand. but she’s allergic to green vegetables. BUT WAIT IT
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this episode starts with rafe and caleb complaining about g-force. it’s a horrible movie with some great actors (including sam rockwell, of course), then rafe grumbles about nicholas sparks’ romantic stories… she may or may not be viewing the entire world through cynical eyes. boring stories abound!! the power outage! the cultural food! masturbation! sweat
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lots of giggles in episode nine. rafe and caleb have trouble figuring out where rafe is with scrubs. rafe reads an okcupid profile aloud and it’s amazing, then she gets angry and yells a bit. caleb talks about the awkwardness of tinder and dating in general, and being jerked off in cars, which prompts rafe
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it’s the first annual rafe hates caleb SPOOKTACULAR!! oooOOOOoooohhh!!!! very exciting things in this episode. FIRST, there’s a drinking game. feel free to play along. drink whenever someone says halloween, rafe is dumb, rafe says she hates caleb, or anytime they say SPOOKTACULAR. apparently when rafe drinks, she says “like” a lot. like, a lot.
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we tallied how many times rafe says solid. can you guess how many times? rafe admits she would spend more money (NO WAY). caleb goes through his insane schedule but that’s irrelevant now because this was originally recorded in july. sorry, caleb stalkers. although we DO know rafe has picked where caleb will live for
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episode seven didn’t turn out very upbeat, mostly due to the depressing sam rockwell movie. caleb chastises rafe for being an uncompromising asshole when it comes to children, namely a six year old girl. they talk about books made into movies (mostly how disappointing they can be) and caleb goes on a tangent with some
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rafe goes on a date with a guy who basically only eats cheese and starches, kind of like the cheesy potatoes woman on freaky eaters. caleb and rafe read god hates astronauts (STAR BEARS) and superman: secret identity. beastie boys and other music are mentioned and those aren’t even part of the three weekly songs.
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FIVE ALIVE. omg do you remember that juice? so good. lots of strife in the fifth episode. rafe has too many t-shirts, rafe struggles with reading, both caleb and rafe struggle with the x-men movie timeline after watching days of future past (and they may not know the correct order of things so please feel
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nice, the tetra-sode. the quadri-cast. the fourth one. rafe and caleb start by talking about the weather. no, not fucking joking. but it gets a little better after that. caleb fat dances, rafe admits she’s a horrible date, hates exercising, and other negative things. BUT YOU KNOW CALEB IS PERFECT OF COURSE. “dees guys.” they
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let’s talk about online beaus and their sexy summer bods. let’s talk about rafe spending an exorbitant amount of money to get a date with an actor (and also to support DRAGON WARRIORS even more). let’s talk about sex, baby. let’s talk about you and me. let’s talk about all the good things and the
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hey look, it’s the second one. rafe went a little nuts on kickstarter (backing three bands and a video game) and tries doing a bill cosby impression. caleb quotes the best speech ever from independence day and does his awesome michael caine impression. we discuss drinking too much and get a little serious with discrimination
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welcome to the first ever episode of our podcast. like most first things, it’s kind of awkward. the sound quality is wonky because rafe is overpowering in all things and caleb forgot to accommodate. also internet connection. what’s this episode about? we review our first sam rockwell movie (glory daze), list our top three songs
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